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The Three Musketeers - The Three Presents of D'Artagnan the Elder
Episode 117th February 2022 • Bite at a Time Books • Bree Carlile
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Wherever you listen to podcasts today we will be starting The Three Musketeers by Alexandra Dumas Author's Preface in which it is proved that, notwithstanding their names, is ending in OS, and is the heroes of the story which we are about to have the honor to relate to.

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Our readers have nothing mythological about them.

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A short time ago, while making researches in the Royal Library for my History of Louis XIV, I stumbled by chance upon the memoirs of M.

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D'artagnan.

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Printed, as were most of the works of that period, in which authors could not tell the truth without risk of a residence more or less long.

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In the best deal at Amsterdam by Pierre Rouge, the title attracted me.

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I took them home with me, with the permission of the Guardian, and devoured them.

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It is not my intention here to enter into an analysis of this curious work, and I shall satisfy myself with referring such of my readers as appreciate the pictures of the period to its pages.

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They will therein find portraits penciled by the hand of a master, and although these Squibs may be for the most part traced upon the doors of barracks and the walls of Cabarets, they will not find the likenesses of Louis XII and of Austria, Rishelu Marzarin, and the courtiers of the period less faithful than the history of M and Quetzel, but it is well known.

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What strikes the capricious mind of the poet is not always what affects the mass of readers.

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Now, while admiring, as others doubtless will admire, the details, we have to relate our main preoccupation concerned a matter to which no one before ourselves had given a thought.

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D'artagnan relates that on his first visit to MDE Traville, captain of the King's Musketeers, he met in the antechamber three young men serving in the illustrious corpse into which he was soliciting the honor of being received, bearing the names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis.

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We must confess, these three strange names struck us, and it immediately occurred to us that they were but Pseudonyms under which D'Artagnan had disguised names, perhaps illustrious, or else that the bearers of these borrowed names had themselves chosen them on the day in which, from Caprice discontent or want a fortune, they had donned the simple Musketeers uniform.

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From that moment we had no rest till we could find some trace and contemporary works of these extraordinary names which had so strongly awakened our curiosity.

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The catalog alone of the books we read with this object would fill a whole chapter which, although it might be very instructive, would certainly afford our readers but little amusement.

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It will suffice, then to tell them that at the moment at which, discouraged by so many fruitless investigations, we were about to abandon our search.

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We at length found, guided by the councils of our illustrious friend Paulin Paris, a manuscript in Folio endorsed 47720r 4773, we do not recollect which, having for title Memoirs of the Count de la Fere, touching some events which passed in France toward the end of the reign of King Louis XIII and the commencement of the reign of King Louis XIV.

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It may be easily imagined how great was our joy when, in turning over this manuscript, our last hope we found at the 20th page the name of Athos, at the 27th the name of Porthos, and at the 31st the name of Aramis.

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The discovery of a completely unknown manuscript at a period in which historical science is carried to such high degree appeared almost miraculous.

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We hastened, therefore, to obtain permission to print it, with the view of presenting ourselves someday with the pack of others at the door of the Academy day Inscriptionist at Bel Latress, if we should not succeed, a very probable thing by the buy in gaining admission to the Academy, friendsea with our own proper pack.

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This permission, we feel bound to say, was graciously granted, which compels us here to give a public contradiction to the slanderers who pretend that we live under a government but moderately indulgent to men of letters.

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Now this is the first part of this precious manuscript which we offer to our readers, restoring it to the title which belongs to it, and entering into an engagement that if of which we have no doubt this first part should obtain the success it merits, we will publish the second immediately.

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In the Meanwhile, as the godfather is a second father, we beg the reader to lay our account, and not that of the Count de le Fair, the pleasure of the NUI he may experience.

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This being understood, let us proceed with our history.

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One the Three Presence of D'Artagnan the Elder On the first Monday of the month of April, 1625, the market town of Meng, in which the author of Romance of the Rose was born, appeared to be in as perfect a state of revolution as if the Hug nuts had not just made a second La Rochelle of it.

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Many citizens, seeing the women flying toward the high street, leaving their children crying at the open doors, hastened to Don the cures, and, supporting their somewhat uncertain courage with a musket or a partisan, directed their steps toward the hostility of the Jolly Miller, before which was gathered, increasing every minute a compact group, vociferous and full of curiosity.

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In those times panics were common, and a few days passed without some city or other registering in its archives an event of this kind.

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There were nobles who made war against each other.

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There was the King who made war against the Cardinal.

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There was Spain which made war against the King.

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Then, in addition to these concealed or public secret or open wars, there were robbers, mendicants, hugs, Wolves and scoundrels who made war upon everybody.

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The citizens always took up arms readily against thieves, Wolves or scoundrels, often against nobles or Hugh knots, sometimes against the King, but never against the Cardinal or Spain.

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It resulted, then, from this habit that on the set first Monday of April 1625, the citizens, on hearing the clamor and seeing neither the red and yellow standard nor delivery of the Duke de Richlow, rushed towards the hostel of the Jolly Miller.

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When arrived there, the cause of the hubbub was apparent.

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All a young man, we can sketch his portrait at a dash.

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Imagine to yourself a Don Quixote of 18, a Don Quixote without his CORSETT, without his coat of mail, without his cousins, and Don Quixote clothed in a woolen doublet, the blue color of which had faded into a nameless shade between lots of wine and a heavenly Azure face, long and Brown, high cheekbones a sign of sagacity.

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The maxillary muscles enormously, developed an infallible sign by which a gas skin may always be detected even without his cap.

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And our young man wore a cap set off with a sword of feather, the eye open and intelligent, the nose hooked but finely chiseled, too big for a youth, too small for a grown man.

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An experienced eye might have taken him for a farmer's son upon a journey, had it not been for the long sword, which, dangling from a leather Baldrick, hid against the calves of his owner as he walked and against the rough side of his Steed when he was on horseback.

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For our young man had a Steed, which was the observed of all observers.

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It was a beer and pony from twelve to 14 years old, yellow in his hide, without a hair in his tail, but not without WINGOLF on his legs, which, though going with his head lower than his knees, rendering a Martinale quite unnecessary contrived nevertheless to perform his eight leagues a day.

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Unfortunately, the qualities of this horse were so well concealed under his strange colored hide and his unaccountable gait that at a time when everybody was a connoisseur in horse flesh, the appearance of the aforesaid pony at Myung which place he had entered about a quarter of an hour before by the gate of bugency produced an unfavorable feeling which extended to his rider.

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And this feeling had been more painfully perceived by young D'Artagnan.

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For so was the Don Quixote of the second Rosenante, named from his not being able to conceal from himself the ridiculous appearance at such a Steed gave him good Horseman as he was.

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He had sighed deeply, therefore, when accepting the gift of the pony from M.

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D'artagnan.

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The elder, he was not ignorant that such a beast was worth at least 20 livres.

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And the words which had accompanied the present were above all price.

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My son, said the old Gaskin gentleman, in that pure Beren prattois of which Henry IV could never rid himself.

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This horse was born in the house of your father about 13 years ago and has remained in it ever since.

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Which ought to make you love it, never sell it, allow it to die tranquilly and honorably of old age.

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And if you make a campaign with it, take as much care of it as you would of an old servant at court, provided you have ever the honor to go there, continued M.

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D'artagnan.

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The elder.

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In honor to which, remember, your ancient nobility gives you the right sustain worthy your name of gentlemen which has been worthily borne by your ancestors for 500 years, both for your own sake and the sake of those who belong to you.

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By the latter, I mean your relatives and friends and or nothing from anyone except Monsieur, the Cardinal and the King.

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It is by his courage please observe by his courage alone that a gentleman can make his way.

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Nowadays, whoever hesitates for a second perhaps allows the bait to escape which during that exact second fortune held out to him.

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You are young.

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You ought to be brave for two reasons.

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The first is that you are a Gascon, and the second is that you are my son.

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Never fear quarrels, but seek adventures.

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I have taught you how to handle a sword.

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You have sues of iron, a wrist of steel.

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Fight on all occasions, fight, the more for duels being forbidden, since Consequently there is twice as much courage in fighting.

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I have nothing to give you, my son, but 15 crowns, my horse and the councils you have just heard.

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Your mother will add to them a recipe for a certain Balsam which she had from a Bohemian and which has the miraculous virtue of curing all wounds that do not reach the heart, take advantage of all and live happily and long.

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I have but one word to add, and that is to propose an example to you, not mine.

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For I myself have never appeared at court and have only taken part in religious wars.

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As a volunteer, I speak of Monsieur de Traville, who was formerly my neighbor and who had the honor to be as a child, the play fellow of our King, Louis XII, whom God preserve.

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Sometimes their play degenerated into battles, and in these battles the King was not always the stronger.

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The blows which he received increased greatly his esteem and friendship for Monsieur de Traville.

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Afterward Monsieur de Traville fought with others in his first journey to Paris five times, from the death of the late King till the young one came of age without reckoning, wars and sieges seven times, and from that date up to the present day 100 times, perhaps so, that in spite of edicts, ordinances and decrees, there he is captain of the Musketeers, that is to say, chief of allegiance of Caesars, whom the King holds in great esteem and whom the Cardinal dreads.

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He who dreads nothing, as it is said still further, Monsieur de Treville gains 100 crowns a year.

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He is therefore a great Noble.

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He began, as you begin, go to him with this letter and make him your model in order that you may do as he has done.

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Upon which Im D'Artagnan.

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The Elder girded his own sword around his son, kissed him tenderly on both cheeks, and gave him his biddiction.

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On leaving the paternal Chamber, the young man found his mother, who was waiting for him with the famous recipe of which the councils we have just repeated would necessitate frequent employment.

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The Adoo were on this side longer and more tender than they had been on the other.

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Not that M.

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D'artagnan.

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Did not love his son, who was his only offspring, but M.

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D'artagnan.

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Was a man, and he would have considered it unworthy of a man to give way to his feelings, whereas Me D'Artagnan was a woman and still more a mother.

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She wept abundantly, and let us speak it to the praise of M.

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D'artagnan.

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The Younger.

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Notwithstanding the efforts he made to remain firm as a future musketeer ought, nature prevailed, and he shed many tears, of which he succeeded with great difficulty in concealing the half.

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The same day, the young man set forward on his journey, furnished with the three paternal gifts which consisted, as we have said, of 15 crowns, the horse and the letter for MDE.

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Traville, the councils being thrown into the bargain with such a vid MACM, D'Artagnan was morally and physically an exact copy of the hero of servantus to whom we so happily compared him, when our duty of a historian placed us under the necessity of sketching his portrait.

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Don Quixote took windmills for Giants and sheep for armies.

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D'artagnan took every smile for an insult and every look as a provocation whence it resulted that from Tarbes to Myung his fist was constantly doubled, or his hand on the hilt of his sword, and yet the fist did not descend upon any jaw, nor did the sword issue from its scabbard.

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It was not that the side of the wretched pony did not excite numerous smiles on the countenances of Passersby, but as against the side of this pony rattled a sword of respectable length, and as over this sword gleamed an eye rather ferocious than haughty.

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These passers by repressed their hilarity, or if hilarity prevailed over prudence, they endeavored to laugh only on one side, like the masks of the ancients, D'Artagnan then remained majestic and intact in his susceptibility till he came to this unlucky city of Myung.

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But there, as he was alighting from his horse at the gate of the Jolly Miller, without anyone host, waiter, or Hostler coming to hold his stirrup or take his horse, D'Artagnan spied through an open window on the ground floor.

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A gentleman, well made and of good carriage, although a rather stern countenance, talking with two persons who appeared to listen to him with respect, D'Artagnan fancied quite naturally, according to his custom, that he must be the object of their conversation and listened.

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This time D'Artagnan was only in part mistaken.

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He himself was not in question, but his horse was.

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The gentleman appeared to be enumerating all his qualities to his auditors, and, as I have said, the auditors seeming to have a great deference for the narrator, they every moment burst into fits of laughter.

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Now, as a half smile was sufficient to awaken the harass ability of the young man, the effect produced upon him by this vociferous mirth may be easily imagined.

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Nevertheless, D'Artagnan was desirous of examining the appearance of this impertinent personage who ridiculed him.

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He fixed his haughty eye upon the stranger and perceived a man of from 40 to 45 years of age, with black and piercing eyes, pale complexion, a strongly marked nose, and a black and well shaped mustache.

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He was dressed in a doublet and hose of a Violet color, with agilettes of the same color, without any other ornaments than the customary slashes through which the shirt appeared.

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This doublet and hose, though knew, were creased like traveling clothes for a long time, packed in a Port of anew.

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D'artagnan made all these remarks with the rapidity of a most minute observer, and doubtless from an instinctive feeling that this stranger was destined to have a great influence over his future life.

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Now, as at the moment in which D'Artagnan fixed his eyes upon the gentleman in the Violet doublet, the gentleman made one of his most knowing and profound remarks respecting the Bernice pony.

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His two auditors laughed even louder than before, and he himself, though contrary to his custom, allowed a pale smile.

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If I may be allowed to use such an expression to stray over his countenance, this time there could be no doubt D'Artagnan was really insulted.

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Full then of this conviction, he pulled his cap down over his eyes and endeavoring to copy some of the court heirs he had picked up in Gascony among young traveling nobles.

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He advanced with one hand on the hilt of his sword and the other resting on his hip.

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Unfortunately, as he advanced, his anger increased at every step, and instead of the proper and lofty speech he had prepared as a prelude to his challenge, he found nothing at the tip of his tongue but a growth personality, which he accompanied with a furious gesture.

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I say, sir, you, sir, who are you hiding yourself behind that shudder?

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Yes, you, sir.

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Tell me what you are laughing at, and we will laugh together.

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The gentleman raised his eyes slowly from the Nag to his cavalier, as if he required some time to ascertain whether it could be to him that such strange reproaches were addressed.

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Then, when he could not possibly entertain any doubt of the matter, his eyebrows slightly bent and with an accent of irony and insolence impossible to be described, he replied to D'Artagnan.

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I was not speaking to you, sir, but I am speaking to you, replied the young man, Additionally exasperated with this mixture of insolence and good manners, of politeness and scorn.

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The stranger looked at him again with a slight smile, and, retiring from the window, came out of the hostelry with a slow step, and placed himself before the horse within two paces of D'Artagnan.

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His quiet manner and the ironical expression of his countenance redoubled the mirth of the persons with whom he had been talking, and who still remained at the window.

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D'artagnan, seeing him approach, drew his sword afoot out of the scabbard.

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This horse is decidedly, or rather has been in his youth a Buttercup, resumed the stranger, continuing the remarks he had begun, and addressing himself to his auditors at the window, without paying the least attention to the exasperation of D'Artagnan, who, however, placed himself between him and them.

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It is a color very well known in Botany, but till the present time very rare among horses.

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There are people who laugh at the horse that would not dare to laugh at the master, cried the young emulator of the furious Traville.

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I do not often laugh, sir, replied the stranger, as you may perceive by the expression of my countenance, but Nevertheless I retain the privilege of laughing when I please, and I, cried, D'Artagnan will allow no man to laugh when it displeases me.

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Indeed, sir, continued the stranger, more calm than ever.

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Well, that is perfectly right.

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And, turning on his heel, was about to reenter the hostelry by the front gate, beneath which D'Artagnan, on arriving, had observed a saddled horse.

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But D'Artagnan was not of a character to allow a man to escape him thus, who had the insolence to ridicule him.

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He drew his sword entirely from the scabbard, and, following him, crying, Turn, turn, Master Joker, lest I strike you behind.

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Strike me, said the other, turning on his heels and surveying the young man with as much astonishment as contempt.

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Why, my good fellow, you must be mad.

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Then, in a suppressed tone, as if speaking to himself, this is annoying, continued he.

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What a godsend this would be for his Majesty, who was seeking everywhere for brave fellows to recruit for his Musketeers.

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He had scarcely finished when D'Artagnan made such a furious lunge at him, that if he had not sprung nimbly backwards, it is probable he would have just for the last time.

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The stranger then perceiving that the matter went beyond rally, drew his sword, saluted his adversary, and seriously placed himself on guard.

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But at the same moment his two auditors, accompanied by the host, fell upon D'Artagnan with sticks, shovels, and tongs.

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This caused so rapid and complete a diversion from the attack that D'Artagnan's adversary, while the latter turned round to face the shower of blows, shaved his sword with the same precision, and instead of an actor which he had nearly been, became a spectator of the fight, a part in which he acquitted himself with his usual impassiveness muttering.

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Nevertheless, a plague upon these Gascons.

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Replace him on his Orange horse, and let him be gone.

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Not before I have killed you, poultryn, cried D'Artagnan, making the best face possible, and never retreating one step before his three assailants, who continued to shower blows upon him.

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Another gasconaid, murmured the gentleman.

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By my honor, these Gascons are incorrigible.

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Keep up the dance, then, since he will have it so when he is tired, he will perhaps tell us that he has had enough of it.

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But the stranger knew not the headstrong personage he had to do with D'Artagnan.

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Was not the man ever to cry for quarter.

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The fight was therefore prolonged for some seconds, but at length D'Artagnan dropped his sword, which was broken in two pieces by the blow of a stick.

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Another blow full upon his forehead, at the same moment brought him to the ground, covered with blood and almost fainting.

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It was at this moment that people came flocking to the scene of action from all sides.

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The host, fearful of consequences with the help of his servants, carried the wounded man into the kitchen, where some trifling attentions were bestowed upon him.

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As to the gentleman, he resumed his place at the window, and surveyed the crowd with a certain impatience, evidently annoyed by their remaining undispersed.

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Well, how is it with this madman?

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Exclaimed he, turning round, as the noise of the door announced the entrance of the host, who came in to inquire if he was unheard.

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Your Excellency is safe and sound?

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Asked the host.

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Oh, yes, perfectly safe and sound, my good host, and I wish to know what has become of our young man.

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He is better, said the host.

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He fainted quite a way indeed, said the gentleman, but before he fainted he collected all his strength to challenge you and to defy you while challenging you.

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Why, this fellow must be the devil in person, cried the stranger.

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Oh, no, your Excellency, he is not the devil, replied the host with a grin of contempt, for during his fainting we rummaged his palace and found nothing but a clean shirt and eleven crowns, which, however, did not prevent his saying, as he was fainting, that if such a thing had happened in Paris, he should have caused a repent of it at a later period.

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Then, said the stranger coolly, he must be some Prince in disguise.

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I have told you this, good sir, resumed the host, in order that you may be on your guard.

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Did he name no one in his passion?

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Yes.

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He struck his pocket and said, we shall see what Monsieur de Traville will think of this insult offered to his protege.

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Monsieur de Traville, said the stranger, becoming attentive.

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He put his hand upon his pocket while pronouncing the name of Monsieur de Traville.

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Now, my dear host, while your young man was insensible, you did not fail.

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I am quite sure to ascertain what that pocket contained.

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What was there in it?

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A letter addressed to Monsieur de Truville, captain of the Musketeers.

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Indeed, exactly as I have the honor to tell Your Excellency, the host, who was not endowed with great perspicacity, did not observe the expression which his words had given to the physiognomy of the stranger.

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The latter rose from the front of the window upon the sill of which he had leaned with his elbow and knitted his brow like a man disquieted.

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The devil, murmured he between his teeth.

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Can Traville have set this gasgun upon me?

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He's very young, but a sword thrust is a sword thrust.

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Whatever be the age of him who gives it?

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And a youth is less to be suspected than an older man.

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And the stranger fell into a reverie which lasted some minutes.

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A weak obstacle is sometimes sufficient to overthrow a great design.

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Host, said he, could you not contrive to get rid of this frantic boy for me?

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In conscience, I cannot kill him.

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And yet, added he with a coldly menacing expression, he annoys me.

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Where is he?

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In my wife's Chamber on the first flight, where they are dressing his wounds.

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His things and his bag are with him.

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He has taken off his doublet.

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On the contrary, everything is in the kitchen.

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But if he annoys you, this young fool, to be sure he does, he causes a disturbance in your hostelry which respectable people cannot put up with.

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Go make out my bill and notify my servant.

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What, Monsieur, will you leave us so soon?

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You know that very well.

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As I gave my order to saddle my horse.

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Have they not obeyed me?

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It is done, as your Excellency may have observed, your horse is in the great gateway, ready saddled for your departure.

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That is.

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Well, do as I have directed you, then.

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What the devil?

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Said the host to himself.

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Can he be afraid of this boy?

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But an imperious glance from the stranger stopped him short.

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He bowed humbly and retired.

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It is not necessary for my lady to be seen by this fellow, continued the stranger.

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She will soon pass.

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She is already late.

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I had better get on horseback and go and meet her.

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I should like, however, to know what this letter addressed to Traville contains, and the stranger, muttering to himself, directed his steps toward the kitchen.

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We are well aware that this term, my lady, is only properly used when followed by a family name, but we find it thus in the manuscript, and we do not choose to take upon ourselves to alter it.

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In the meantime, the host, who entertained no doubt that it was the presence of the young man that drove the stranger from his hostelry, re ascended to his wife's Chamber, and found D'Artagnan just recovering his senses, giving him to understand that the police would deal with him pretty severely for having sought a quarrel with the great Lord.

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For in the opinion of the host, the stranger could be nothing less than a great Lord.

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He insisted that, notwithstanding his weakness, D'Artagnan should get up and depart as quickly as possible.

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D'artagnan, half stupefied without his doublet and with his head bound up in a linen cloth, arose then and urged by the host, began to descend the stairs.

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But on arriving at the kitchen, the first thing he saw was his antagonist, talking calmly at the step of a heavy carriage drawn by two large Norman horses.

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His interlocutor, whose head appeared through the carriage window, was a woman of from 20 to two and 20 years.

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We have already observed with what rapidity D'Artagnan sees the expression of a countenance.

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He perceived then at a glance, that this woman was young and beautiful, and her style of beauty struck him more forcibly from its being totally different from that of the Southern countries in which D'Artagnan had hitherto resided.

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She was pale and fair, with long curls falling in profusion over her shoulders, had large blue languishing eyes, rosy lips, and hands of alabaster.

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She was talking with great animation with a stranger.

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His eminence then orders me, said the lady, to return instantly to England, and to inform him as soon as the Duke leaves London.

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And as to my other instructions, asked the fair traveler, they are contained in this box, which you will not open until you are on the other side of the Channel.

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Very well.

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And you?

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What will you do?

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I return to Paris.

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What, without chastising?

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This insolent boy?

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Asked the lady.

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The stranger was about to reply, but at the moment he opened his mouth, D'Artagnan, who had heard all precipitated himself over the threshold of the door.

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This insolent boy, chastises others, cried he, and I hope that this time he whom he ought to chastise, will not escape him as before will not escape him, replied the stranger, knitting his brow.

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No, before a woman you would dare not fly, I presume remember, said Milady, seeing the stranger lay his hand on his sword, the least delay may ruin everything.

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You are right, cried the gentleman, be gone then on your part, and I will depart as quickly on mine.

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And bowing to the lady, he sprang into his saddle, while her Coachman applied his whip vigorously to his horses.

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The two interlocutors thus separated, taking opposite directions at full gallop.

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Pay him, booby, cried the stranger to his servant, without checking the speed of his horse, and the man, after throwing two or three silver pieces at the foot of mine, host, galloped after his master.

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Base coward, false gentleman, cried D'Artagnan, springing forward in his turn after the servant, but his wound had rendered him too weak to support such an exertion.

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Scarcely had he gone ten steps when his ears began to Tingle, a faintness seized him, a cloud of blood passed over his eyes, and he fell in the middle of the street, crying still.

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Coward, coward, coward.

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He is a coward indeed, grumbled the host, drawing near to D'Artagnan, and endeavoring by this little flattery to make up matters with the young man, as the Heron of the fabled did with the snail he had despised the evening before.

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Yes, a base coward, murmured D'Artagnan, but she she was very beautiful.

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What?

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She?

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Demanded the host, my lady, faltered D'Artagnan, and fainted a second time.

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Ah, it's all one, said the host.

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I have lost two customers, but this one remains, of whom I am pretty certain.

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For some days to come there will be eleven crowns gained.

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It is to be remembered that eleven crowns was just the sum that remained in D'Artagnan's purse.

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The host had reckoned upon eleven days of confinement at a Crown a day, but he had reckoned without his guest.

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On the following morning, at 05:00, D'Artagnan arose and, ascending to the kitchen without help, asked among other ingredients, the list of which has not come down to us for some oil, some wine, and some Rosemary, and with his mother's recipe in his hand composed a ballsom with which he anointed his numerous wounds, replacing his bandages himself and positively refusing the assistance of any doctor, D'Artagnan walked about that same evening, and was almost cured by the Morrow.

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But when the time came to pay for his Rosemary, this oil, and the wine the only expense the master had incurred, as he had preserved a strict abstinence, while, on the contrary, the yellow horse, by the account of the Hostler at least, had eaten three times as much as a horse of his size could reasonably be supposed to have done.

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D'artagnan found nothing in his pocket but his little old velvet purse with the eleven crowns it contained.

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For as to the letter addressed to M.

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Day Treville, it had disappeared.

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The young man commenced his search for the letter with the greatest patience, turning out his pockets of all kinds over and over again, rummaging and rerunging in his valleys, and opening and reopening his purse.

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But when he found that he had come to the conviction that the letter was not to be found, he flew for the third time into such a rage as was near costing him a fresh consumption of wine, oil, and Rosemary.

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For upon seeing this hotheaded youth become exasperated and threatened to destroy everything in the establishment of his letter were not found.

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The host seized a spit, his wife a broom handle, and the servants the same sticks they had used the day before.

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My letter of recommendation, cried D'Artagnan.

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My letter of recommendation, or the Holy blood, I will spit you all like ortlands unfortunately, there was one circumstance which created a powerful obstacle to the accomplishment of this threat, which was, as we have related, that his sword had been in his first conflict broken into, and which he had entirely forgotten.

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Hence it resulted when D'Artagnan proceeded to draw his sword in earnest, he found himself purely and simply armed with a stump of a sword about eight or ten inches in length, which the host had carefully placed in the scabbard.

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As to the rest of the blade, the master had slyly put that on one side to make himself a larding pin.

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But this deception would probably not have stopped our fiery young man if the host had not reflected that the reclamation which his guest made was perfectly just.

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But after all, said he, lowering the point of his spit, where is this letter?

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Yes, where is this letter?

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Cried D'Artagnan.

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In the first place, I warned you that that letter is for Monsieur de Traville, and it must be found, or if it is not found, he will know how to find it.

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His threat completed the intimidation of the host after the King and the Cardinal M.

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Day Traville was the man whose name was perhaps most frequently repeated by the military and even by citizens.

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There was, to be sure, Father Joseph, but his name was never pronounced, but with a subdued voice.

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Such was the terror inspired by his Gray eminence, as the Cardinal's familiar was called, throwing down his spit and ordering his wife to do the same with her broom handle and the servants with their sticks, he set the first example of commencing an earnest search for the lost letter.

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Does the letter contain anything valuable?

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Demanded the host after a few minutes of useless investigation.

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Zounds, I think it does indeed, cried the Gascon, who reckoned upon this letter for making his way at court.

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It contained my fortune.

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Bills upon Spain?

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Asked the disturbed host.

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Bills upon His Majesty's private treasury, answered D'Artagnan, who reckoning, upon entering into the King's service in consequence of this recommendation, believed he could make this somewhat hazardous reply without telling of a falsehood.

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The devil, cried the host at his wit's end.

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But it's of no importance, continued D'Artagnan, with natural assurance.

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It's of no importance.

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The money is nothing.

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That letter was everything.

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I would rather have lost a thousand Pistoles than have lost it.

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He would not have risked more if he had said 200, but a certain juvenile modesty restrained him.

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A Ray of light all at once broke upon the mind of the host, as he was giving himself to the devil upon finding nothing.

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That letter is not lost, cried he.

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What?

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Cried D'Artagnan.

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No, it has been stolen from you.

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Stolen?

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By whom?

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By the gentleman who was here yesterday.

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He came down into the kitchen where your doublet was.

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He remained there some time alone.

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I would lay a wager he has stolen it.

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Do you think so?

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Answered D'Artagnan, but little convinced, as he knew better than anyone else how entirely personal the value of this letter was, and saw nothing in it likely to tempt cupidity.

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The fact was that none of his servants, none of the travelers present, could have gained anything by being possessed of this paper.

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Do you say, resumed D'Artagnan, that you suspect that impertinent gentleman?

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I tell you, I am sure of it, continued the host, when I informed him that your Lordship was the protege of Monsieur de Traville, and that you even had a letter for that illustrious gentleman, he appeared to be very much disturbed, and asked me where that letter was, and immediately came down into the kitchen, where he knew your doublet was.

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Then that's my thief, replied D'Artagnan, I will complain to Monsieur de Traville, and Monsieur de Traville will complain to the King.

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He then drew two crowns majestically from his purse, and gave them to the host, who accompanied him, cap in hand, to the gates, and remounted his yellow horse, which bore him, without any further accident, to the gate at San Antonio, at Paris, where his owner sold him for three crowns, which was a very good price, considering that D'Artagnan had ridden him hard during the last stage.

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Thus the dealer to whom D'Artagnan sold him for the nine livres did not conceal from the young man that he only gave that enormous sum for him on the account of the originality of his color.

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Thus D'Artagnan.

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Entered Paris on foot, carrying his little packet under his arm, and walked about till he found an apartment to be let on terms suited to the scantiness of his means.

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This Chamber was a sort of Garrett, situated in the Rue de Fossil, near the Luxembourg.

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As soon as the earnest money was paid, D'Artagnan.

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Took possession of his lodging, and passed the remainder of the day in sewing onto his doublet and hose some ornamental braiding, which his mother had taken off an almost new doublet of the elder M.

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D'artagnan.

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In which she had given her son secretly.

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Next he went to the Cue de Fr to have a new blade put to his sword, and then returned toward the Louvre.

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Inquiring of the first musketeer he met for the situation of the hotel of M.

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De Treville, which proved to be in the Rue du Vieu compris, that is to say, in the immediate vicinity of the Chamber, hired by a D'Artagnan.

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A circumstance which appeared to furnish a happy augury for the success of his journey.

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After this, satisfied with the way in which he had conducted himself at Myung without remorse for the past.

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Confident in the present and full of hope for the future, he retired to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.

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The sleep provincial as it was, brought him to 09:00 in the morning, at which hour he rose in order to repair to the residence of Emday Traville, the third personage in the Kingdom in the paternal estimation.

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