OpenAI accidentally let 700 autonomous AI agents break out of their sandbox, form a secret robot message board, and launch a coordinated hacking swarm, so naturally, Jeremy and Jimmy decided to turn the apocalypse into a corporate training module called Surviving the Ai Apocalypse (Corporate Edition). From avoiding murderous smart homes to blending in by speaking fluent corporate jargon, they walk you through every movie‑logic survival tactic you’ll need when the robots decide we’re inefficient. Then, by listener request, they dive into the absurd world of non‑compete agreements, those corporate restraining orders that say “you can quit, but you can’t be happy anywhere else,” even though half the country doesn’t enforce them. It’s workplace chaos, robot rebellion, and HR delusion all in one episode.

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