Get ready to dive into the wild world of leftover Halloween candy, folks! This time, we’re tackling that oh-so-controversial sweet: candy corn. You know, the stuff that lurks at the bottom of the bucket like it’s hiding from the light of day! We’ve cooked up a hilarious “Top 6” list of things you can do with that unwanted candy corn, from pretending it’s a fancy British dental accessory to using it as a Monopoly game piece. Trust me, you won’t want to miss our laugh-out-loud suggestions for how to repurpose those chewy little nuggets! So grab your coffee, sit back, and let’s have a chuckle or two as we tackle the sticky situation of candy corn leftovers! Halloween's over, but we all know what that means: leftover candy galore! Ever dive into your stash only to find a horror show at the bottom of the bucket? Yep, I'm talking about that dreaded candy corn! It's like the last kid picked in gym class, just sitting there, waiting for a miracle. So, what do we do with these little yellow and orange nuggets of disappointment? Well, I’ve cooked up a hilarious list of the top six things you can do with that unwanted candy corn! From using them as Monopoly pieces to flinging them at refs during a Razorback game, this segment is packed with laughs and some seriously ridiculous ideas. You won't believe what we came up with for number one – let’s just say it involves a donation kettle and a little sound effect that'll make you chuckle!
Takeaways:
We're diving into the Halloween aftermath, and candy corn is the ultimate villain lurking at the bottom of the bucket.
Ever wondered what to do with that leftover candy corn? We got six hilarious ideas that'll have you chuckling!
From pretending to be British with candy corn teeth to tossing them at weddings, we’ve got your back on candy creativity!
Did you know candy corn can double as a Monopoly game piece? Talk about sweet strategy!
Drop those unwanted candy corns in the Salvation Army kettle—it's the only time you'll make a 'kaching' sound with candy!
Flinging candy corn at Razorback refs? Now that's a game day tradition we can get behind!
Transcripts
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Good morning.
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It's Haystack, and we are, of course, just a few days removed from Halloween.
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A lot of folks still gonna be polishing off the.
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The Halloween candy at the.
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At the bottom of the bucket.
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And it never fails.
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There'll be some things you didn't necessarily want at the bottom of the bucket.
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You try to decide whether or not you're gonna eat it or what you're gonna do with it.
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And we.
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We laugh all the time.
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What's probably the least popular Halloween candy, or at least for many of us, is, of course, the traditional candy corn.
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And I get to thinking, if you get to the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the bucket, the bottom of the sack, and.
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And you just see a bunch of candy corn down there, you don't necessarily have to eat it.
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These are the top six things you can do with your unwanted candy corn.
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Coming in at number six, put them over your teeth and pretend that you're from England.
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Number five, use them as a Monopoly game piece.
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Number four, put them in a can to shake whenever the dog starts humping the pillow.
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Number three, fling them at the refs at a Razorback football game.
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Number two, toss them at a bride and groom as they leave the chapel.
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And the number one thing you can do with your unwanted leftover candy corn, Drop them in the Salvation army kettle so it sounds like you're Don.
