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Wrestling, Gawker, and Batman aka "Hulk Hogan's House"
Episode 29 • 7th August 2024 • Films in Black and White • Doug Wagner, Marcus Destin, and Bryan Roush
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Yes, and I have that all spun up as well.

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So we are locked and rocked

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and ready to do it.

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Locked, rocked, rocked.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what I'm doing here.

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That's all right, brother.

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I'm with you regardless.

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I know.

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Hold on.

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I, for some reason, forgot my thing.

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So, nope, it's not practice.

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It's public.

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Copy.

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This will be a good part.

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I feel good.

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I feel good about it.

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Yeah, I feel good about it.

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Relaxed.

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I'm not going to be chaotic today.

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Oh, Doug.

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Did he start the stream?

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What?

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He just left.

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you hit go live and then all

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of a sudden you just dipped

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no it just like stopped

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working oh okay I was like

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uh we are live and we've

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been live for a minute and

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seven seconds yeah that

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just did not that did not

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work at all that's fine all

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right so we'll hit go live

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over here or maybe we will

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I don't know all right fuck

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it we're just gonna you

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know what fuck it we're just like

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Fuck it.

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Fuck it.

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We're gonna do it live.

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Fuck it.

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We'll do it live.

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We're gonna do it live.

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Welcome to Films in Black and White again.

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What's up, everybody?

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That whole goal live has now

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thrown me off to where I can't even say,

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welcome to Films in Black and White,

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everybody.

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it's we're I mean I guess

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we're here yeah get in

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where you fit in yeah

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that's right that's right

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uh brian's not here and the

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wheels have come off that's

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true it happens every time

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it happens there's

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something about the energy

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and the vibe that he brings

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yes that's exactly what you

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see just the two of us and

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brian's not here assume

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that it is the 90 minute

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monster mark all monster

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All Monster.

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No Zipper.

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No Filter.

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That is exactly what this is going to be.

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We're happy to be with you all.

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It is going to be a great

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episode to be with you all.

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We're going to talk some news.

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Marcus is going to break down Rasslin.

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Rasslin and Batman from Marcus.

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That's what we got.

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But separate, not together.

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That could be.

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Um, but Marcus, uh, Oh,

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Brian is not here because

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he is spending some much

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deserved time with some

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family in Maryland.

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He's currently trying to get

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into the white house.

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I don't know.

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No, don't, don't, no, don't say that.

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I know, but you know,

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don't say it's out of context.

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It sounds bad.

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No.

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I don't want to provide any context.

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I want our listeners to

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think about how is Brian

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trying to get into the White House?

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Is he trying to get a tour?

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Is he just trying to sneak in there?

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I mean, thus far,

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I have seen no alerts come up on CNN,

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so I can only assume that

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they have not found him yet.

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So I feel like if Brian was

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to Brian is the first

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person that I think could

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bring to life national treasure.

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In real life Smart enough to

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like deduct the clues And

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find like the back Like the

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underground tunnels and all

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of that Shout out to

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Harriet Shout out to

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Harriet And also polite

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enough That if somebody

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caught him they'd be like

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ah get out of here he'd be

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like he's like oh boy howdy

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you found me um well sorry

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about that and so they'd be

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like here's all your jewels

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here's all your jewels that

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I found hey I took what I

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needed from the uh bill of

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rights uh the back of it so

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There was a stain on there.

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I cleaned that up.

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If he did get to Joe Biden

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and tell him to listen to the podcast,

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welcome to the pod, Joe.

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We're happy to have you.

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Just put it in when you're

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playing your sleeping

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sounds and rain music in the White House,

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and this will be your sweet

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nothings to serenade it.

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Biden's sweet nothings.

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Yeah, Biden's sweet nothings.

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It's okay, Mr. President.

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Just sit down.

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Put your feet up.

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You can take a relax.

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Put your feet up.

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Turn the movie on.

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Hey, you address the nation,

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but who addresses you?

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Only you can do that.

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Prevent forest fires?

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He instantly became Smokey the Bear.

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Yes, that's exactly what I became.

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But Marcus, OTC returns.

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How are you feeling, sir?

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I'm feeling good.

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The original tribal chief

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has returned to wrestling.

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And we're going to talk about it later.

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And it was such an OG moment.

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I might have to show you all a clip.

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But first, before I go anywhere else,

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shout out to Roman Myers

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for saying it in the chat.

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But I want to give a very

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happy birthday to my mother,

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Myesha Sellers.

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Without her, there is no me.

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She deserves all the love in the world.

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And so happy birthday to my madre.

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Feliz cumpleaños.

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A little Espanol for this Monday evening.

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Look at you.

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You know me, baby.

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Look at you.

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Douglas Dougular.

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That is Dougular is a name

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that the birthday lady gave me.

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And so happy birthday to Mimi.

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So glad that you were born.

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My AKA is in honor of you today.

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So I don't know what I don't

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know what's happening in there.

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I'm reading the chat.

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We're just going to stay away from it.

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Otherwise, it's going to be a whole thing.

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Or you can get into it if

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you'd like to be a part of our program.

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Join the chat conversation every week.

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You can join us for less

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than a cup of coffee.

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You can be a part of the experience,

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get a producer credit,

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and even get access to

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videos before they even go

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live on our YouTube.

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Yeah, that's a great point.

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Put you on backslash Films

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of Black and White.

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absolutely um also uh again

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shout out to mimi uh marcus

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uh you are it is august so

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I just do a quick pulse

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check for you because the

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clock has now started to

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tick and how are you

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feeling with the spring

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with the fall semester

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imminently arriving listen it's over

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I hate to say it.

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It's over.

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Summer is over.

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It's done.

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We had meetings today about moving in.

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I have org trainings this week.

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I met with Doug the most professionally,

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I think,

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more than when he worked here in

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the span of...

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Yeah, that's not.

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No, no, no.

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But I've been meeting with Doug a lot,

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like because he is like our

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person that we go to for a

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lot of programs that we use,

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this program that we use

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for the student orgs.

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And he knows all of the

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projects we kind of have in

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motion and like we've got

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somebody to kind of be the

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lead as my supervisor to

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kind of take us to the next

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level and everything like that.

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And who knows USD involved as well,

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which is super, super helpful.

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But it's time.

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It is that time.

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We don't have anything left.

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People are moving in this weekend.

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It's over.

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Yeah.

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Well, enjoy it.

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I mean, this last week, I mean,

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the Clay County Fair is in town.

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So if you want to...

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Yee-haw it up at that.

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You can do that.

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Usually I'm a fan of yee-haw.

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I don't know if that's my kind of yee-haw.

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I also don't think that

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that's my kind of yee-haw.

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I don't think it's my kind of yee-haw.

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But I will say I'm excited

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for the students to get back.

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I am excited for everybody.

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It's been a good summer.

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I'll tell you this, kiddos.

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For those that are listening,

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listen to your elders when

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they tell you don't rush to grow up.

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Yeah, it's a con.

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It's a con.

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It's a racket.

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Yeah.

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Get a job.

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Get a house.

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Have a couple of kids.

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The next thing you know,

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they're telling you stuff like, hey, dad,

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I don't want you to cuddle me.

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I want mom to cuddle me.

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And you're just going to

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have to go to bed with that fact.

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And that's the thing that

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happened to me today.

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Do you want me to elaborate?

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Let me tell this story.

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So it was my turn to put

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Harper to bed last night,

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and Brittany and I rotate.

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We rotate the kids,

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so we each get a little bit

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of time at the end of the

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day with each kid.

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And it ends up coming out in

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the month to be about even,

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which is nice.

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It's important for that.

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But last night,

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after we're done reading books,

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we usually lay with the kid

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until they go to sleep.

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And Harper sighs twice, and I went like...

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Am I, like, bothering you?

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Like, what is happening?

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And she goes...

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I just want to sleep by myself.

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And I went, what?

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And she was like, I was like,

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but mom cuddles you.

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He goes, yeah,

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that's because I like it

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when mom cuddles me.

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And I was like,

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and then for those that don't know,

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for podcasts,

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usually I have to put Harper

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to bed so I have time to

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get here on time.

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And Brittany puts Harrison to bed.

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She got upset that I was

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going to read her books again.

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And I said, well,

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what if I don't stay and cuddle you?

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Then she was like, okay,

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you can read books then.

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So she was like...

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She's like, man, she was like,

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she was cutting me to my core.

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She cut you deep.

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Real deep.

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What do you think that is?

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Is it just like.

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It's just, I mean, it's the age.

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Okay.

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Give it a year or two and

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she'll be asking where I'm at.

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So like, it's fine.

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Yeah.

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I would not know what to do

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if my only daughter.

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I probably would have started crying.

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Also, it's Harper.

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It's also par for the course for her.

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That's just kind of who she

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is as a human being.

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Except when we went to

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Thursday on the Plots and

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we linked up at Thursday on the Plots,

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Doug went to go grab a

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drink and the kids were like,

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Harrison was playing in the inflatable.

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Harper was eating her food

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and I was just watching and

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making sure they was okay.

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Harper asked me three times, excuse me,

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where's my dad?

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And I said, first time I was like, oh,

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he went to go get a drink.

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He's like over there.

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And then she was like, okay.

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And she went to eat and she

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came back and she said, excuse me,

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I don't see my dad.

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And I was like, well, all right.

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I know what the second time means.

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My favorite is the excuse me.

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Like you're a stranger.

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Like she's never seen you before.

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Like she didn't hug me

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initially when I walked over there.

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Right, right.

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Like, hey, you, buddy.

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Yeah.

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Where's my dad at?

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Where is my dad?

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Why am I sitting here with

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you eating the hot dog?

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And my answer was, you know what?

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You got a valid point.

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He's over there.

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He's just over there.

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He'll be right back.

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He obviously trusted me enough,

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but here we are.

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I immediately started

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panicking because I was like, uh-oh.

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Once a kid starts asking

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where their dad is –

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But Marcus,

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we have a game that we need to

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play called Catch That Quotable.

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Catch that quotable.

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Silky sounds, Marcus J. Marcus,

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are you ready for this week's quote?

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Hit me.

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All right, here we go.

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This is a copyrighted movie

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for Time Warner.

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If I find you've sold it on eBay,

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I will break into your

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house and tear your wife in half.

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What?

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What?

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This is a copyrighted movie

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for Time Warner.

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If I find you've sold it on eBay,

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I will break into your

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house and tear your wife in half.

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Okay, this feels so extra.

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It feels like Will Ferrell.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You want me to sing it?

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This is a copyrighted movie

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for Time Warner.

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If I find you've sold it on eBay,

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I'll break into your house

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and tear your wife in half.

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Tear your wife in half?

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Wife, like the someone you're married to.

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You want me to scream it?

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Oh, God.

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What?

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Listen, who's making these requests?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I was going to try it,

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but it wasn't going to work.

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You want me to sing it?

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You want me to scream it?

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You want me to do it in a southern accent?

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No.

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You want me to do it like

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I'm from New Orleans?

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No.

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He asked me to.

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He's a Patreon member.

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Okay, so sing it and screamo.

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It's a hint.

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Okay.

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Live action or cartoon?

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I don't know.

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Screamo.

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I mean,

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the only movie that I can think of

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that would, but it's got,

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and it's sort of a comedy.

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It's one of the best movie intros.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Oh, God.

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Is this, this is, no, no, no.

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It's meta,

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because if it's a Time Warner thing,

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it's got to be a super meta movie.

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We're also out of time.

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We are also out of time.

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The only movie I can think

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of that's related to

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singing that would have any type of like,

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like heavy metal type of

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undertones to it is the

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movie with Brendan Fraser

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and Adam Sandler and Steve

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Buscemi called airheads.

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And that is the only movie I can think of.

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So that is the only guest that I have.

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That's a very good guess

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because that feels very specific.

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My mind went to animated and

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like Time Warner is such an old,

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it reminds me of Scooby-Doo.

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So then he says Screamo,

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then I thought of Kiss.

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So like there was like a

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crossover between like the

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Kiss band and like a Scooby-Doo movie-ish,

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but I don't think it gets that meta.

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And then Rip Your Wife in

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Half isn't very Scooby-Doo.

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It's not.

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I'm just,

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I'm going to have to just go with

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Scooby-Doo because I don't

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have any other guesses.

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I don't have any other guess.

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What is it?

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Oh,

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this is from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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movie.

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Yeah.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force colon

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movie film for theaters.

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God damn it.

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And it is.

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It's everything that I thought it was.

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It is anime.

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Yep.

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And it is sang by the heavy

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metal band Mastodon.

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So it's actually like a full

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on heavy metal band that was singing it.

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So there you go.

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All right.

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That is.

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I love.

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Shout out to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Just underrated.

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Oh my God.

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Yes.

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In general.

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I've been watching.

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I've been on a binge of Robot Chicken.

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Oh, yep.

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That's a great binge.

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Oh, my God.

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When I tell you I am dying,

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I forgot how much I love this show.

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It is so good.

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But every show like that,

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force,

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that like Adult Swim era of like, yep,

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I shouldn't be laughing at

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this comedy is like,

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that's exactly what I was ready.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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Squid Billies was my like, oh, my God.

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Yeah, that was crazy.

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Goodbillies was my jam.

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Yeah, it was.

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I don't know if it was like

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the southern component to

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it that made me super, super excited.

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But that one made me like that one.

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Like,

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get your hands off the trim like that.

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My favorite.

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Like, just I loved every second of that.

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And then like Space Space Ghost.

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Yeah.

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God, those are 2021.

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Yeah.

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I went to go Google the

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shows because it's so many

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different shows that I like

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from that 2000 era.

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So, so good.

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I have an album that you can listen to.

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If you really liked that era of music,

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listen to 2005's The Mouse and the Mask,

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Danger Mouse and MF Doom.

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did a whole album,

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but all of the intros are

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from Adult Swim shows.

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My name is... They have one

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that's just absolutely

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fantastic called No Names.

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It's usually a bit of dialogue.

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Dialogue from C-Lab.

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They're so good.

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Listen to that album.

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It's awesome.

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I love it.

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Let's put the link in the

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description this week.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Spotify only because that's

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who we shout out to.

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Yes, that's right.

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Spotify only.

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But Marcus,

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you watched SummerSlam this weekend.

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I did.

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What's your update from the mat, sir?

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What do you got?

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All right.

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So I am going to play us a

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video in just a little bit because...

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It's going to be pivotal to

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the explanation.

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So there were a lot of changes this week,

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and I want to look it up

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because there were four

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title changes over the span

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of SummerSlam.

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Oh, my God.

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All right.

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I know.

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I know.

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That's a lot for a pay-per-view.

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Quite a few.

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And so I watched this on –

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Peacock.

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Peacock has the Olympics,

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and they show all of the SummerSlam,

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so it was me switching between.

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Two things that could not be

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more unalike on the same

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streaming platform.

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One's very, very real,

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and one is... One is entertainment.

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Yeah, one is entertainment.

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You know what I mean?

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And I'll give credit to these guys.

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I know everybody always talk about, oh,

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they're wrestling in this thing.

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Why do you watch wrestling?

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i like wrestling at this

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point in my life for the

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performance of it all right

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one of my new favorite

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phrases is um the pop okay

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and so it's like when

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somebody comes out or

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something happens there's

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this giant pop that happens

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with the crowd how does the

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crowd react to that what is

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the size of the pop um so

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you hear me say that a

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little bit so here's kind

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of like what was happening

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um we had liv morgan um

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versus rhea ripley

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for the Women's World Champion title.

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And Liv Morgan was able to

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keep and retain her title,

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but also took Rhea Ripley's man,

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who was part of... Rhea

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Ripley is... Let me tell you this.

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Rhea Ripley is fucking phenomenal.

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When I say she is a phenomenal athlete,

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Rhea Ripley is like that.

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If you ever get a chance to

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watch her wrestle, she's really good.

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At one moment,

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she threw her fucking

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shoulder out and popped

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that bitch back in and kept wrestling.

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Gangsta.

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Gangsta.

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Popped that motherfucker

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right back into place on

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the announcement table.

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So that was pretty good.

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Her partner, boyfriend, who is...

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His name is Dominic or Dirty

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Dominic Mysterio saved

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Ripley from qualification.

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And basically he turned on his partner.

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So he left Rhea Ripley for

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the women's world champion,

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Liv Morgan at SummerSlam.

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Yeah.

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So he with a steel chair.

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I'm reading this from WWE

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dot com with a steel chair.

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He planted in the ring.

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Mysterio distracted the referee.

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Seconds later,

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Morgan hit another oblivion

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on the steel chair to retain the title.

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So he did that anyway.

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Braun Breaker, the next match,

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Braun Breaker versus Sami Zayn, all right,

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for the Intercontinental title.

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Braun Breaker defeated Sami

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Zayn to win the Intercontinental title.

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I'm not as familiar with this storyline,

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but it's just too – I

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really like the wrestling

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style of Sami Zayn.

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But Braun Breaker is a

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fucking massive human being,

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like a fucking massive human being,

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and I think he's a

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phenomenal wrestler and, like,

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somebody you should

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definitely keep your eye on.

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But I'm just not –

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Yeah, Sami Zayn,

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the only reason thing that I'm looking at,

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and I'm looking at CBS

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Sports for the results.

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Apparently,

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Sami Zayn is the nephew to Scott Steiner.

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One of the highlights from

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this match was that he hit

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a Frankensteiner off the top ropes,

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which was a ode to his uncle.

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I love that.

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So Dominic Mysterio,

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Dominic is also related to, oh,

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can you look that up?

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Because he's related to like

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this pretty famous wrestler.

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I forgot his name, but his dad,

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when you see it, the picture,

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his name is Dominic Mysterio.

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He's related to,

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what the fuck is his name?

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It's onto my tongue.

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Is it Ray Mysterio?

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No, no, no, no.

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It's, oh, fuck.

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Hold on, because it's going to bother me.

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I've got I'm looking it up.

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OK, thank you.

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So I'm going to keep going.

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Like I said, I wasn't really as familiar,

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but I thought that was a

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really good match.

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The next match that I was

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really invested in because

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I hadn't heard of any of these women,

::

but they like put on a fucking show.

::

Right.

::

So it was me.

::

Oh, wait, I've got to go back.

::

No, no.

::

His father is Ray Mysterio

::

and his great uncle is Ray Mysterio Sr.,

::

Oh, I didn't.

::

He had his first direct

::

involvement with the WWE

::

when he was eight in 2005,

::

in which a storyline where his father,

::

Ray Mysterio,

::

battled Eddie Guerrero over

::

his legal custody.

::

Oh, oh, it was Eddie Guerrero.

::

That's yeah.

::

Yeah,

::

it was Eddie Guerrero was the other

::

name I was looking for.

::

So, OK, so he is he is.

::

That's pretty cool.

::

All right.

::

I'm gonna keep going.

::

The next match I was super excited about,

::

okay,

::

for personal reasons that I will not

::

share on this podcast, L.A.

::

Knight versus Logan Paul.

::

Mr. L.A.

::

Knight, you know what I mean?

::

That man really knows how to talk his shit,

::

okay?

::

You want somebody you want

::

to watch a monologue of

::

because he just knows how

::

to talk that shit?

::

Yeah!

::

And he can make the whole crowd go, yeah.

::

Like, it's so fucking good.

::

L.A.

::

Knight and him have been

::

hyping up this United

::

States title for a long time.

::

Now, Logan Paul is also really good,

::

and he's a really good

::

wrestler because he's

::

busting some moves I

::

thought was fucking nuts

::

for a guy that you think is like,

::

what is this fucking prime

::

drinking motherfucker doing?

::

He actually can get some

::

really good moves off,

::

and he's a really good wrestler, okay?

::

Oh, shit.

::

Did you see it?

::

When he did that leap off

::

the top rope onto the walkway?

::

Yeah, sweet.

::

And the fucking camera angle

::

and everything is so good.

::

He went over like twice.

::

He did so good.

::

That was awesome.

::

And he's a good heel, right?

::

Because everybody already

::

wants to beat the fuck out of him.

::

Yeah.

::

But my man L.A.

::

Knight,

::

I think this is the first time L.A.

::

Knight beat Logan Paul.

::

And this is the first

::

championship that L.A.

::

Knight has.

::

And I'm so excited for it

::

because I love L.A.

::

Knight.

::

I think that motherfucker is

::

so good and should be primetime.

::

And I don't know.

::

They went back and forth and

::

they had a really good match.

::

That's the one thing I love

::

about wrestling.

::

The storyline only goes two ways.

::

You either get the person

::

who retains their title or

::

you get a person who gets it new.

::

But how you go about it and

::

how you get there, really phenomenal.

::

Next match, Mia Jack.

::

It was, and for reference,

::

LA Knight has been in the

::

business for 21 years,

::

and this is his first main roster belt.

::

That's his first one in 21 years?

::

His first one in 21 years.

::

That's ridiculous.

::

And I think that that's behind...

::

This is well overdue,

::

is what I want to say.

::

I want to play.

::

We're just fucking around this podcast,

::

y'all.

::

Yeah, this is just for funsies.

::

This one is just for funsies.

::

I want to show L.A.

::

Knight his year compilation.

::

All right.

::

So fucking good.

::

I'm just going to play a

::

little bit of this,

::

but I just enjoy everything

::

about LA Knight.

::

And I think that he's like,

::

he's a really cool dude.

::

You know what I mean?

::

Yeah.

::

Yeah.

::

Yeah.

::

Yeah.

::

M L a night.

::

Yeah.

::

Let me talk to you.

::

One of those bottles of prime.

::

Yeah.

::

Money in the bank.

::

Yeah.

::

Long overdue.

::

Yeah.

::

Let me talk to you.

::

Yeah.

::

Shut up.

::

I'm talking.

::

If you don't mind,

::

I got a match to get ready for.

::

Yeah.

::

What the fuck?

::

Yeah.

::

He's just so fucking good.

::

Is that a Wu-Tang symbol in

::

the background?

::

That was a Wu-Tang symbol in

::

the background.

::

Okay.

::

Random and weird, but all right.

::

You know what the fuck's going on.

::

Anyway, LA Knight beat fucking Logan Paul,

::

and I thought that was a

::

really good match.

::

Next match,

::

Nia Jax versus Bayley for the

::

WWE Women's Championship.

::

I'm not really familiar with Bayley.

::

I've seen Nia Jax wrestle once,

::

and she's more of a... I

::

don't know how to describe it.

::

I don't want to be rude,

::

but her wrestling style is very like...

::

big body.

::

So if you look up Nia Jax versus Bayley,

::

they're two completely

::

different body types.

::

Very much so.

::

Very much so.

::

However,

::

props to fucking Bayley because at

::

some point,

::

Bayley puts Nia Jax on her

::

shoulders and does like a

::

super slam into the fucking ring.

::

And it is phenomenal to

::

watch because you know they

::

practice for that.

::

But to be able to put

::

put somebody on your shoulders.

::

She's like five foot nothing.

::

Bailey is five foot nothing.

::

And carried her and slammed her ass.

::

And you can tell, because again,

::

I'm watching some clips.

::

You can tell that

::

the moves and the bumps that

::

they had planned are always

::

are a little bit more

::

challenging given the

::

weight differential.

::

So the fact that they were

::

able to do like the, the big spot.

::

So for those that don't know

::

wrestling terminate like terminology,

::

most of the matches fluid,

::

they plan it around spots.

::

So they plan it around like a, okay, we'll,

::

we'll grapple,

::

I'll throw you down and

::

then we'll get to this moment.

::

So it's more,

::

it's almost like major beats

::

when then they plan the

::

filler sort of on the spot.

::

I like that.

::

I love that, Doug.

::

Way to get into it.

::

All right.

::

Thank you for that.

::

Unfortunately, Nia Jax – well, fortunately,

::

I didn't have a dog in the fight.

::

But Nia Jax won the WWE

::

Women's Championship.

::

She retained her title.

::

Now we're going to kind of

::

heat up here a little bit.

::

Drew McIntyre versus CM Punk

::

with a special guest referee,

::

Seth freaking Rollins.

::

And so basically –

::

CM Punk sabotaged Drew

::

McIntyre's like a chance at

::

Drew McIntyre to really go

::

and get a championship.

::

So he was in a match and it

::

was a big match.

::

CM Punk was narrating and CM

::

Punk took off his fucking

::

sling that he was in and

::

went and sabotaged the

::

whole fucking thing.

::

And I think

::

I think it was Seth Rollins

::

that beat him or somebody

::

else ended up beating Drew McIntyre,

::

took away the shot for him

::

to go and like win a title

::

or some shit like that.

::

Right.

::

And then Drew McIntyre came back,

::

beat the shit out of CM

::

Punk and took the bracelet

::

that had his wife's name

::

and his dog's name on it.

::

Okay.

::

And so Drew McIntyre wore it.

::

Like he took it, I think out of his pants,

::

out of his vent loop or

::

something like that and wore it.

::

And that was the premise of

::

the whole rest of the whole

::

match with Seth,

::

Seth Rollins being a guest

::

judge because Seth Rollins

::

is on his way back up.

::

So he has to go fight one of

::

these motherfuckers either way to him.

::

It was a win win to be like, listen,

::

I'm going to ref this fight.

::

I don't give I have no dog in the fight.

::

I just want you to know I'm

::

running this shit.

::

And so they go and do that.

::

And then essentially CM Punk

::

loses the match because

::

he's too focused and too

::

distracted about like his

::

emotions basically got the best of him.

::

And Drew McIntyre ended up

::

winning in the end.

::

Drew McIntyre is a fucking behemoth.

::

He's a big dude.

::

He's a solid.

::

I mean, he's solid as a fucking rock.

::

You look at his build.

::

And then CM Punk, I think,

::

just got cleared.

::

And this was maybe his first

::

match since he had surgery, I think,

::

on his shoulder or something like that.

::

That sounds right.

::

Yeah, that sounds right.

::

Fun fact about Seth Rollins.

::

Seth Rollins is a CrossFit athlete.

::

Oh, no shit.

::

I like the way he dresses.

::

I know everybody makes fun of that,

::

but I do like the way he dresses.

::

Very sparkly things, very slowly things.

::

I'm like, yeah,

::

do whatever the fuck you want, dude.

::

I mean, it's, I mean,

::

if you all watched and looked at, I mean,

::

remember.

::

Thank you.

::

Thank you.

::

The same company that had the macho man,

::

Randy Savage.

::

Thank you.

::

There were just a lot of it.

::

So it's just, let's not.

::

It's part of the game.

::

Like, so let's stop.

::

It absolutely is.

::

Yeah.

::

Gunther defeated Damon

::

Priest to win the world

::

heavyweight title.

::

Wasn't really familiar with

::

their storyline.

::

I just know that Priest is a

::

massive human being.

::

Didn't know anything about Gunther,

::

but Gunther is also a

::

massive human being.

::

The best way that I could

::

kind of frame this for

::

people that may not know is

::

like Rocky and Creed a little bit.

::

I mean,

::

it's kind of like Creed versus USA

::

versus Russia.

::

Because he's like this clean

::

cut wrestler who wants to

::

bring honor back into this

::

championship belt.

::

And he's supposed to be this clean cut,

::

very soldier like wrestler.

::

And Priest is like he was

::

homeless and like this guy

::

worked to get himself back.

::

He is that guy.

::

And he and Gunther basically

::

thinks he's coming to earth.

::

Right.

::

Like basically that he's

::

always street trash.

::

Like we need to bring

::

integrity back to this thing.

::

Gunther.

::

I mean,

::

the reason Damian Priest lost is

::

because him,

::

Rhea Ripley and I forgot his name.

::

His name is Finn.

::

They are they are all in a

::

group together called Judgment Day.

::

So Rhea got betrayed by Dominic.

::

Rhea got betrayed by Dominic

::

and then Priest got betrayed by Finn.

::

So and allow Gunther to put

::

Priest in a fucking sleeper hole,

::

which was payback because

::

Priest fucked up Finn's

::

spot at winning a national

::

championship a couple matches ago.

::

Got it.

::

Got it.

::

Got it.

::

Yep.

::

Yep.

::

Yep.

::

Well,

::

now the Judgment Day is basically

::

broken up.

::

If anybody listening is a wrestling pro,

::

please remember,

::

I'm getting back into wrestling.

::

So kiss my ass if I'm not

::

getting it all the way right.

::

it's wrestling it doesn't

::

need to be right yeah like

::

there are pages you can go

::

to get the full story I'm

::

giving it from my black ass

::

I will I will put a link in

::

the episode description if

::

you want a full

::

professional recount that

::

is not what this is that's

::

not what this is now the

::

last match okay then I'll

::

be done talking for a little bit

::

This was the highlight of the evening,

::

okay?

::

And now allow me to have

::

some time to kind of like

::

just give you my personal

::

tidbits on things, okay?

::

It was the undisputed WWE

::

champion Cody Rhodes versus

::

Solo Sokoa in a Bloodline Rules match.

::

Bloodline Rules match means that, which is,

::

it's applied by Solo Sokoa

::

or whoever is like the

::

leader of the Bloodline.

::

The leader of the bloodline,

::

which is also part of this story.

::

It's any rules go.

::

OK.

::

Hi.

::

Hi, Nikki.

::

It's all rules are on the line.

::

OK.

::

Everything goes.

::

So anything can happen.

::

And that's like those are bloodline rules.

::

OK.

::

So Solo Sokoa took over

::

Roman Reigns position as

::

tribal chief by force.

::

OK,

::

so Roman disappeared after he lost

::

WrestleMania and he lost

::

his title to Cody Rhodes.

::

He disappeared.

::

OK, he was no longer there.

::

Solo Sakoa came in and said,

::

I'm going to be the tribal

::

chief and y'all going to acknowledge me.

::

So much so he brought his

::

own two boys in and own bodyguard,

::

Jacob Fatu,

::

who I am a huge fan of Jacob Fatu.

::

And he, yo, he broke his, oh my God,

::

it was so good.

::

During this match, this guy,

::

I watched it in real time.

::

Jacob Fatu is like his enforcer.

::

So the bloodline, he's got two,

::

he got two of his big dogs

::

on the side as like protectors.

::

And then he got his,

::

basically his bully and his

::

security guard.

::

Jacob Fatu,

::

they call him the werewolf or

::

something like that.

::

This dude is a great wrestler.

::

Oh, my God.

::

This dude's a fucking fantastic wrestler.

::

I hope he gets his own moment.

::

This motherfucker, bro.

::

He was like wrestling to

::

kind of save Solo Sokoa.

::

Right.

::

So he's like doing all these

::

things because what we saw

::

was Cody Rhodes is

::

balancing is battling Solo Sokoa.

::

Solo said, I'm going to make Roman.

::

I'm going to make Cody

::

Rhodes acknowledge me as

::

the tribal chief.

::

And the only way to do that,

::

I'm going to challenge you.

::

So Cody accepted the challenge,

::

and that's why they're battling Ed.

::

I got it, I got it.

::

Mind you,

::

we have not seen Roman since

::

WrestleMania.

::

The last time we seen Roman,

::

he lost to Cody Rhodes and

::

lost his fucking championship.

::

Cody Rhodes is the equivalent.

::

His nickname is the American Nightmare,

::

and I think it's such a

::

perfect name because he smokes it.

::

He embodies that.

::

He's the guy that everybody loves.

::

This motherfucker's 4-0 when

::

it comes to defending his championship.

::

He's got this look to him,

::

this feel to him.

::

He comes from Dusty Rhodes.

::

He comes from that lineage

::

and that storyline where people love him.

::

If you were to watch his entrance,

::

you would be able to see, oh,

::

I see the title.

::

It's not like he's pompous.

::

He just loves this game.

::

He loves the sport.

::

And he's a hell of a wrestler.

::

He's a big dude.

::

So these two motherfuckers is going at it.

::

Solo, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

::

They fighting.

::

They going back and forth.

::

It's a lot of good moves.

::

There's some phenomenal shots the WWE got.

::

If you ever get a chance,

::

go watch the intro of Cody

::

Rhodes in the ring.

::

Because when she's like

::

announcing him as the Undisputed Champ,

::

he's getting so fucking live.

::

I wanted to start wrestling.

::

I thought that bitch was cold.

::

Okay, cool.

::

So they get to scrapping.

::

Now, Solo, of course,

::

is starting to lose because

::

he's realizing Cody Rhodes

::

is a little bit of a problem.

::

And Cody Rhodes is realizing

::

Solo Sokoa is kind of a big

::

motherfucker that know how to wrestle,

::

right?

::

And so Solo calls in his two goons, okay?

::

So his two goons come in.

::

Guess who flies out?

::

Fucking Randy Orton.

::

And I think his name was,

::

I want to make sure I get his name right,

::

but I think his name was Chris.

::

I'm not as familiar with him,

::

but I like it.

::

But they have this scene

::

where these two motherfuckers,

::

they go and they wrestle each other.

::

Oh, Kevin Owens and Randy Orton.

::

They came out and entered to

::

take Noah and Tonga out of the equation.

::

That's what they said.

::

I want to get their names right.

::

Okay.

::

So boom, they go, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.

::

They take them,

::

I like the setup of it as a

::

script writer.

::

They take these two

::

motherfuckers that were the extras,

::

they're taking it like they

::

took the fight out of the stadium.

::

So you don't have to worry

::

about where the two are, right?

::

It's like, okay.

::

So those two dudes are now covered,

::

which makes way for these pops to happen.

::

So you got to figure out

::

what's the next pop.

::

So they're going back and forth.

::

OK, now the werewolf, this motherfucker,

::

Jacob Fatu,

::

flies off of the ropes into

::

the into Cody Rhodes on the

::

announcer table.

::

I watched it live.

::

He broke his foot.

::

He broke his foot.

::

So everybody thought it was a good thing.

::

But this motherfucker broke

::

his foot because he tried

::

to stand up and he couldn't stand up.

::

But this was the best part.

::

He stayed in character.

::

So he was so mad that he

::

couldn't get up that he's

::

literally dragging himself

::

and his foot across the

::

floor like he's fucking upset about it.

::

It was so fucking good

::

because everybody was like, no,

::

he's playing it off.

::

That was part of the script.

::

I said, no,

::

he really broke his shit

::

because he could not get up

::

from that area.

::

So much so the final shot

::

was like still him in that same area.

::

So he does that.

::

Boom.

::

He's basically out of the equation.

::

So I have no idea if

::

something else was supposed

::

to happen with him,

::

but they got to pivot now.

::

Right.

::

Boom.

::

Solo comes in there.

::

Him and they going back and forth.

::

Guess what the fuck happens.

::

Right.

::

There's this massive thing.

::

Cody Rose tries to give him

::

the crossroads like three times.

::

Solo and him is just kind of

::

at the stalemate.

::

Next thing you know,

::

you hear Roman's theme song pop off.

::

Oh my goodness.

::

You hear Roman's theme song

::

pop off and I'm going to

::

show y'all what happened.

::

This is called a pop.

::

Okay.

::

Yeah.

::

Is everybody with me?

::

Yes.

::

This is the pop.

::

This is going to be the pop.

::

Now, mind you,

::

there was just two massive

::

moments that just happened

::

that have these two

::

motherfuckers knocked out.

::

This is the pop that happens.

::

You hear that?

::

That's a stadium filled with people.

::

That's loud.

::

Yeah, that's loud.

::

You can always tell it's

::

loud when the audio starts to go.

::

So he's walking out, right,

::

for those that are watching.

::

It says head of the table on the screen.

::

He's here!

::

He's here!

::

He's here!

::

Roman Reigns is here!

::

He's wearing a shirt that says OTC,

::

the original tribal chief.

::

So he takes this long walk, right?

::

Because I don't want to play

::

this full thing.

::

But the pop goes on.

::

I want to show y'all what he

::

does when he gets into the ring.

::

Okay?

::

Are you ready?

::

Yeah.

::

Here we go.

::

Look at this.

::

He's eyeballing Solo Sokoa

::

because Solo knows he fucked up.

::

Solo knows he fucked up so bad.

::

And Cody Rhodes is scared

::

because he doesn't know who

::

Roman Reigns is there for.

::

Look at this.

::

Look at this.

::

I'm right in the ring.

::

Superman punch.

::

But look at the spear.

::

Now he hits a Superman punch

::

and then goes into a spear.

::

Listen to the pop.

::

Look.

::

Yeah, you can hear it.

::

I mean, listen, this shit is fucking crazy,

::

though.

::

That's wild.

::

So good.

::

So that was the final match

::

of the evening.

::

At the end, of course, Cody Rhodes wins.

::

And then Roman Reigns and

::

Cody Rhodes have this eye.

::

They're staring each other down.

::

And Roman says,

::

it's only a matter of time.

::

Because basically,

::

these two motherfuckers are

::

going to meet again.

::

Yeah.

::

I mean, it's going to be,

::

it's going to be another

::

WrestleMania match.

::

Like that's,

::

that's going to be the way it'll work,

::

but you're in between now

::

and then because

::

WrestleMania is usually January ish.

::

Um,

::

in between now and then you're going to

::

get like the complete

::

unraveling and civil war of the, um,

::

he got a handle solo first

::

and then bloodline.

::

And then he's going to go

::

and he's going to,

::

he's going to go for Kobe

::

Rhodes for sure.

::

Yeah.

::

Yep.

::

Yeah.

::

Awesome.

::

Well, dude, I'm glad that that was,

::

I'm glad that was entertaining.

::

Like that's, that's,

::

it's always hard to cover.

::

I mean,

::

you covered a full pay-per-view in

::

about 15 minutes.

::

So like,

::

I think you're just fine like that.

::

It's no, no, no, you're fine.

::

And you're into it.

::

And who gives a shit?

::

Like if you're into it,

::

let's fucking hear about it, man.

::

Um, what'd you got?

::

I'm going to keep us close to wrestling,

::

but now into the film world.

::

So Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, you know,

::

you love them.

::

How do you like them?

::

Apples, uh, goodwill hunting, right?

::

That's what, that's the,

::

they were in that movie together.

::

Oh, yeah.

::

It's from that movie.

::

It's like the most famous

::

line from that movie.

::

Marcus, have you seen Good Will Hunting?

::

Yes, I've seen Good Will Hunting.

::

I thought it was in Coraline.

::

I thought you were asking me.

::

You got confused that I was

::

for some reason coming at

::

you and you're like,

::

this is a little hostile.

::

No, it's not.

::

It's me referencing Ben

::

Affleck and Matt Damon.

::

Back in 2016, Hulk Hogan

::

whose real name is Terry Bollea,

::

sued the site Gawker to

::

settle a sex tape lawsuit

::

because the company

::

basically released the

::

details of his sex tape,

::

and he didn't want it to be leaked.

::

Now,

::

this gives us some of the most funny

::

quotes that you will ever

::

hear in your life come out

::

of a man's mouth.

::

So, here's the first one.

::

So...

::

in his it is role

::

In his role as Hulk Hogan,

::

he once bragged about how

::

he had a 10-inch penis in

::

his role as Hulk Hogan.

::

As a part of the deposition,

::

he was put into the stand

::

as a witness in a trial,

::

and someone asked him about

::

if he in fact said those things.

::

This was his response.

::

I do not have a 10-inch penis.

::

Hogan said,

::

referring to an interview he

::

did in character.

::

Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches.

::

I was Hulk Hogan during the

::

interviews because I wasn't

::

at home in my private house.

::

So he basically said,

::

if he's not in his house,

::

he's Hulk Hogan.

::

But when he's in his house,

::

he's Terry Bollea,

::

which is hilarious to me.

::

It's always in character.

::

Oh my God.

::

Imagine that.

::

You are in your house.

::

It's Thanksgiving.

::

And your wife is like, ooh, shit,

::

we're out of whipped cream.

::

Can you run and go and get it?

::

Honey,

::

I don't want to do that because when

::

I leave the house,

::

it's a whole fucking thing.

::

And I can't just run and

::

grab something real quick.

::

Terry stays here.

::

Do you want Terry to go?

::

You want Hulk to go?

::

She goes,

::

I'm not having this conversation again.

::

Like,

::

that is the funniest fucking thing to me.

::

I think it's crazy that, first of all,

::

it's like when I walk out this house,

::

I got a 10 inch penis.

::

But when I walk in this house,

::

Terry ain't got no 10 inch penis.

::

Yeah.

::

See, I would operate the opposite way.

::

Like, you know what I mean?

::

Like, that's my house.

::

No, no, no.

::

I can lie to everybody outside this house.

::

Nobody's going to see my penis.

::

In this house, my wife knows.

::

But here's the thing that's insane.

::

Here's the thing that's

::

insane about that is that

::

You then went and had an affair.

::

So you basically were like, hey,

::

only people in my house know.

::

Not anymore.

::

Not anymore.

::

Not anymore.

::

Unless you have to sign an NDA that says.

::

I mean, yeah, maybe.

::

I mean, yeah.

::

I mean, yeah.

::

But that's the.

::

Where else do you think he

::

operates with that split personality?

::

I don't know.

::

Yeah, I don't know.

::

And so, anyway,

::

he wasn't mad about Gawker

::

having an article on there

::

about how he had a sex tape

::

six years before the trial.

::

He's mad because the video

::

got released of his sex

::

tape got released to Gawker.

::

And this was actually such a

::

big deal that it actually

::

led to Gawker's website

::

being shut down because

::

they agreed to pay him $31

::

million as a result of this

::

particular piece.

::

So...

::

They are African Damon

::

worked on Amazon's movie

::

air where they were talking

::

about Nike and how they got

::

Michael Jordan.

::

And so this is going to be

::

the same sort of crew with those two.

::

And then what makes this an

::

even better movie is Gus Van Zandt,

::

who directed Damon and

::

Affleck in Good Will Hunting,

::

is set to direct is set to

::

helm the movie called Killing Gawker.

::

So I have, first off,

::

this movie sounds like it's

::

going to be the,

::

the drama associated with

::

the trial leading up to it.

::

Someone playing Hulk Hogan,

::

who is going to delineate

::

the 10 inch penis line.

::

And then you added the

::

actors and directors.

::

Fuck.

::

This thing is going to be,

::

this thing can't miss.

::

This motherfucking can't miss.

::

Like, it can't.

::

I'm so excited.

::

I am so excited.

::

This is an insane plot for a movie.

::

That is crazy.

::

Ben Affleck is playing Hulk, right?

::

I don't know.

::

It just says, yeah, that's it.

::

I mean,

::

it's based off of a book that was

::

released in 2018 called Conspiracy,

::

Peter Thiel, Hulk Hogan, Gawker,

::

and the Anatomy of Intrigue.

::

But I don't think they... Yeah,

::

Peter Thiel was the one who

::

co-founded PayPal,

::

and he helped finance Hogan's lawsuit.

::

But it doesn't have any cast listed.

::

Got it.

::

So you think it'll be more on Hulk's side,

::

or you think it'll be more

::

of a... I think it'll

::

probably... I think it will

::

probably try to take an objective tone.

::

I think, if anything,

::

it'll probably center around...

::

peter thiel where you'll get

::

to kind of know him a

::

little bit and his

::

motivations for wanting to

::

finance this lawsuit so I

::

think we'll probably get

::

there but my guess is that

::

this is going to be a

::

putting the idea that once

::

something is on the

::

internet it's on there

::

forever type of concept and

::

the ramification the legal

::

ramifications of that so

::

yeah I don't know but I'm

::

I'm on board quit digging

::

you hit oil like this is perfect

::

He got so excited.

::

You know what?

::

Yeah, fuck it.

::

Yeah, let's do it.

::

We're going to talk about

::

the shit that gets us excited.

::

This gets me excited.

::

And I'm very interested.

::

And it didn't take you 15

::

minutes to get there, so I appreciate it.

::

I mean, I don't want to bury the lead.

::

Hulk Hogan was in a witness

::

stand and had to delineate

::

that when he's in his house,

::

he's Terry Bollea.

::

But anytime he's not, he's Hulk Hogan.

::

Step outside like a werewolf.

::

Like all of a sudden.

::

Yeah.

::

So what does the full?

::

Yeah,

::

because then I got to put on the

::

whole Hulk Hogan outfit,

::

costume or a lot.

::

That's a lot.

::

Here's my question.

::

Is he calling everybody at

::

his house brother when he's

::

Terry Bollea or is that

::

just a Hulk Hogan thing?

::

I think it's just a Hulk Hogan thing.

::

Also,

::

Hulk Hogan was at the Republican

::

National Convention.

::

Does Terry feel that way about it?

::

Terry's a Democrat.

::

In the house.

::

That's a pretty big justification.

::

They're both the same.

::

They're both problematic.

::

Please, these are jokes.

::

We understand that they are

::

one and the same.

::

We understand that they're

::

the same person.

::

Hulk Hogan has been

::

endorsing the 300 Club and

::

talking to people about how

::

Jesus Christ is going to run wild on you,

::

brother.

::

That's what he's been doing.

::

He's been talking about that.

::

How does Terry feel about that?

::

I don't know.

::

I can't stand you, dude.

::

You added that piece of it.

::

Shout out to him.

::

Shout out to Terry.

::

Shout out to whoever's got

::

the tendon penis, I guess.

::

But whatever.

::

You know what?

::

It's like a tootsie.

::

The world may never know.

::

That's a terrible comparison.

::

And you know that.

::

You know that.

::

I do now.

::

Oh, man.

::

All right.

::

I do now.

::

Brian, he's disappointed.

::

I'm really upset.

::

Boy, howdy.

::

Oof.

::

Oof.

::

Yeah, yeah.

::

Not good.

::

Anyway.

::

What do you got?

::

What's your piece?

::

What do you got?

::

I binge watched the new Batman,

::

Caped Crusader show over this weekend.

::

I think it's 10 episodes.

::

Each episode is about 22 to

::

25 minutes apiece.

::

All right.

::

Just really,

::

I probably will go no spoiler review.

::

Okay.

::

I think it's a really good show.

::

It's on Prime.

::

Yeah.

::

I thought it was on HBO Max,

::

but it's on Prime.

::

I'm sure it'll end up on HBO Max.

::

And really,

::

I think it was executive

::

produced by... Yeah,

::

I'll talk a little bit

::

about it because I've

::

watched the first two

::

episodes while you look that up.

::

So it's really well done.

::

I think it does a couple of

::

things really well.

::

The first is that it sort of

::

captures the essence of...

::

It captures the essence of Batman,

::

the animated series,

::

while also making it its

::

own distinct thing.

::

It looks and feels like it's

::

somewhere you've been before,

::

but it is also

::

simultaneously such a

::

unique take on some of

::

those storylines that it's well done.

::

J.J.

::

Abrams was one of the producers.

::

Was that the person you were thinking of?

::

Yep.

::

Yep.

::

It was J.J.

::

Abrams and Bruce Timm.

::

Yep.

::

So from the original.

::

And Matt Reeves.

::

And Matt Reeves is also part of this, too.

::

Yeah.

::

So going down some of the

::

things for the voice cast.

::

Hamish Linklater.

::

Linklater.

::

Hamish Linklater.

::

Linklater.

::

Thank you.

::

Hamish Linklater plays

::

Batman or Bruce Wayne.

::

Really phenomenal job there.

::

Jamie Chung plays Harley Quinn.

::

Minnie Driver plays Oswalda Cobblepot.

::

Dedrick Batter,

::

and I'm just finding this

::

out in real time,

::

is Harvey Dent in Two-Face.

::

He did a phenomenal job.

::

Christina Ritchie is Catwoman.

::

Crystal Joy Brown is Barbara Gordon.

::

McKenna Grace is Natalia Knight.

::

Eric Morgan Stewart is

::

Commissioner Jim Gordon.

::

It's like a really good cast.

::

They have a racist ghost on here,

::

like a little bit.

::

It seems like is what was hinted at.

::

I didn't get to the racist ghost.

::

Oh, man.

::

When you get to the episode,

::

let me know because that

::

was what I picked up on by

::

the setup of the characters,

::

but they didn't address it directly.

::

It's going to be pretty

::

clear it's a racist ghost, right?

::

No,

::

he's not going to just say a slur or

::

anything like that.

::

He's not going to boo a slur.

::

I mean, it is on Prime.

::

I don't know how they live their life.

::

Yeah, you know, you never know.

::

You don't know what's going to happen.

::

With the real life Lex Luthor.

::

I think that... No.

::

They have a lot of

::

iterations of characters

::

that are different than the ones we know.

::

So it really is like early Batman,

::

but he's been doing this for a while.

::

He's not an established Batman.

::

It almost feels like before

::

we get to the animated series.

::

There's a phenomenal last

::

shot in the last episode

::

that I think was like, wow,

::

y'all fucking killed that.

::

It really does well like the

::

animated series does.

::

If you've ever watched the

::

original Batman the Animated Series,

::

you know that they don't

::

just focus on batman they

::

do really focused on the

::

characters and the

::

characterizations of people

::

that live in that world too

::

um and they get back to

::

that in this episode like

::

there's literally an

::

episode in the in the old

::

school batman where it's

::

like batman stuck in a

::

basement and two kids have

::

to help him and say yeah

::

and that's the entire

::

episode that's the whole

::

episode and you're like

::

what the fuck is this but

::

it kind of shows you how batman

::

What people think of Batman.

::

So it's a really,

::

really good animated show.

::

And I think,

::

I think if you try to do this

::

in live action, it could be hit or miss,

::

but I'm glad that animation

::

is getting back to that

::

point where you can like, I don't know,

::

do things and enjoy things

::

in a way that only

::

animation you can kind of get off.

::

Yeah.

::

The thing I've appreciated about it is,

::

you know, the anime Batman,

::

the animated series,

::

you were always following

::

around Bruce Wayne or Batman.

::

Like the villains were there,

::

but you never really got a

::

whole lot of like around

::

their atmosphere.

::

You kind of just got the

::

villains and that was it.

::

What I really liked that they did,

::

especially in the as well,

::

the Cobblepot episode is it was like,

::

yeah,

::

he was there like fighting crime and

::

shit.

::

But it was mostly like the detectives,

::

the goons that were close

::

to Penguin and then Penguin.

::

And then like Batman was

::

like there to like

::

basically break shit up.

::

And so it was such a unique

::

take on like how that was done.

::

And I like how you kind of

::

get it from that storyline.

::

I was where they've got me

::

is that I've only watched

::

the first two episodes.

::

And the second episode was

::

there like Clayface episode.

::

Oh yeah.

::

Was that the second episode?

::

Yes.

::

That was a good episode.

::

And that was really good.

::

Like that was really,

::

really good because I was

::

worried at first.

::

Cause I was like, I don't know.

::

This feels a little like

::

Batman in real life to a certain extent,

::

but they pulled that off.

::

Like, and I didn't ask,

::

any questions I was like

::

okay yep you got it sold

::

yep so yeah it was really

::

good I enjoyed that I've

::

been enjoying it so far and

::

to that point they do a lot

::

of the and you'll see it

::

more as you get into the

::

episodes they do a lot of

::

introducing things in

::

Batman's world that isn't

::

just about him being in

::

Gotham also I do recognize

::

the success in a I'm not

::

really good with timeline

::

but like 60's 70's ish feel that this has

::

There are certain things that it's like,

::

oh, yeah,

::

I see why Batman would be an

::

anomaly in this world

::

because they don't have the

::

technology that we would.

::

So like that kind of put

::

into perspective how

::

successful Batman was in that time.

::

The more we get like

::

intertwined with like

::

technology and things

::

become more unrealistic because, oh,

::

we all have a phone.

::

They don't do all that shit here.

::

It's like an old school radio.

::

It's still old school Batman,

::

but it just feels good.

::

And a lot of setups for later characters.

::

For all y'all motherfuckers

::

that keep saying, well,

::

they checked all the DEI boxes.

::

Number one, shut the fuck up.

::

Just because you don't like

::

when somebody makes a

::

character change or gender

::

swapping Oswald Cobblepot

::

Obviously,

::

they're setting these people up

::

and these characters up for

::

their second wave of

::

iterations is what I think they're doing.

::

So a lot of these characters

::

will inspire like they have

::

a character called Firebug.

::

Obviously,

::

that is a character like they

::

made that reference to the

::

original character in

::

original character in Batman,

::

which was called Firebug

::

before you get Firefly.

::

Same thing.

::

Just have some patience and

::

shut the fuck up.

::

yeah just and the other

::

thing is is that there is

::

such a thing called like

::

artistic interpretation

::

that you know I really like

::

the fact that because it's

::

never ever been indicated

::

and this is the thing that

::

I like about it and this is

::

the thing that bugs me

::

about like comic book fans

::

is some comic book fans not

::

all let's not paint with

::

too broad a brush but like

::

Barbara Gordon and Jim

::

Gordon are both black.

::

And so what I've loved about

::

that is nowhere anywhere.

::

Did anyone ever say that

::

they had to be white?

::

Like ever?

::

It's not, it's never like, yes,

::

that's the way it is in the

::

original series, but no one was like,

::

and obviously he's white.

::

Yes.

::

Like that's no one ever did that.

::

And so the fact that like

::

the fact that they're like, uh-huh,

::

we don't I don't understand

::

why he couldn't be so like

::

I really appreciate the way

::

that they went with that

::

and it follows it follows

::

the matt reeves's black jim

::

gordon it follows the bat

::

girl movie that was

::

canceled unfortunately she

::

was black in that so it's

::

like it's possible just

::

because you get mad it's

::

happening even harley quinn

::

I don't want to spoil it

::

for you but yeah there's

::

some things that come down

::

there down that down that

::

line so like yeah for sure

::

Yeah, big fan.

::

Good show.

::

I'd watch it.

::

Okay, good.

::

Yeah, awesome.

::

And if that's not a reason to get Prime,

::

they also released a Sausage Party series,

::

which I have not watched,

::

but that is also on there

::

if you'd like to watch that.

::

We're going to sit in this

::

just like right now in the

::

silence as your

::

disappointment takes over your face.

::

Marcus has never been more

::

disgusted by a movie than that movie.

::

So that's why I brought it.

::

That movie almost made me throw up.

::

I still to this day can't

::

explain watching that movie

::

with your parents and being like,

::

I want to throw up.

::

Or with your in-laws.

::

That's an even worse decision.

::

That's a thing that happened to me.

::

It was funny.

::

Don't get me wrong.

::

And I see it.

::

The comedy is just,

::

I don't think I can watch a

::

TV show for a little bit.

::

I'm surprised Amazon Prime was like,

::

you know what we need a show of?

::

Seth Rogen is... I don't know.

::

He's got the talent.

::

Anything he puts his hands to,

::

I think that there is that...

::

I don't know.

::

He just knows he's going to

::

do it with such good

::

intention and like such natural comedy.

::

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

::

anything that he's done so

::

far recently has been like, yeah,

::

but knock that out the park.

::

You know what it is?

::

The thing that I think that

::

makes it hard is that they

::

gave them they made the

::

buns like shapely and they

::

gave the buns curves.

::

And that's what throws me

::

off every time because I'm

::

like that just it doesn't look right.

::

That's not how I imagine a hot dog bun.

::

It's a whole thing.

::

Well, let's pivot, shall we?

::

Let's do a hard right.

::

Let's do the boy howdy hard right.

::

Let's talk about Vince Vaughn, shall we?

::

Okay.

::

So Vince Vaughn is currently

::

in Curb Your Enthusiasm, but most of us,

::

I mean, if you're Marcus and I's age,

::

Marcus Bryan and I's age,

::

you know Vince Vaughn from his late 90s,

::

early 2000s,

::

R rated comedies, uh, wedding crashers,

::

old school fucking classics, man.

::

Swingers.

::

This isn't an R rated comedy,

::

but he was in Fred Claus.

::

I mean, the guy was like everywhere.

::

Like he was, he was everywhere.

::

Like he was in everything.

::

He was all over the place.

::

And recently he was on a show.

::

He was recently on the show hot ones,

::

which you can watch on Hulu now,

::

which is kind of cool.

::

Um, and yeah,

::

He kind of said that like he

::

kind of made this statement

::

that made me think.

::

And so I kind of wanted

::

Marcus to hear your your take on it.

::

And really,

::

he sort of talked about like

::

why those R rated movies

::

aren't being made.

::

And so I'm going to read.

::

I'm going to read the quote

::

to you and you let me know

::

what you think.

::

So, um, the, uh, the interviewer asked him,

::

you know,

::

why don't you think we're seeing

::

more R rated com comedies?

::

And here's what he said.

::

The execs just overthink it.

::

And it's like, it's crazy.

::

You get these rules.

::

Like if you did geometry and

::

you said 87 degrees was the right angle,

::

then all your answers are

::

messed up instead of 90 degrees.

::

So there becomes some,

::

some idea or concept.

::

Like they would say

::

something like you have to have an IP,

::

uh,

::

The people in charge don't

::

want to get fired more,

::

so then they're looking to

::

do something great.

::

So they want to kind of

::

follow a set of rules that

::

somehow get set in stone

::

that don't really translate.

::

But as long as you follow them,

::

they're not going to lose

::

their job because they can say, well,

::

look,

::

I made a movie off the board game Payday,

::

so even though the movie didn't work,

::

you can't let me go, right?

::

Um, and then the last thing he said is he,

::

he was asked, like,

::

do you think we'll get more

::

R rated comedies?

::

He goes, people want to laugh.

::

People want to look stuff at,

::

want to look at stuff that

::

feels a little bit like it's, you know,

::

dangerous or pushing the envelope.

::

I think you're going to see

::

more of it in the film

::

space sooner than later

::

would be my guess.

::

Um,

::

I thought the bit in there

::

about IP and kind of giving

::

you the immunity from being fired,

::

that's a fascinating

::

concept that I hadn't

::

previously considered.

::

But I wanted to get your take on it.

::

So thoughts on that?

::

I mean, I think he's absolutely right.

::

I mean, I think of David Zasloff.

::

I think of all of these.

::

Their main job is to protect the...

::

profit their main job is to

::

protect themselves if I'm

::

just being honest not a lot

::

of them care about the art

::

of a movie and what would

::

actually work and we said

::

it before like when kobit

::

was happening there was a

::

lot of norms that were made

::

norman it was kind of like

::

why the the one I think

::

about predominantly is when

::

you had white actors

::

voicing black characters

::

for so long and everybody

::

was just kind of like

::

why like yeah or any

::

character of color I mean

::

right remember like Apu

::

from the Simpsons was the

::

best example of a lot of

::

this yes and it was and

::

thank you and it was like

::

to a point it was like why

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did why were we doing this

::

and then people kind of

::

stopped doing it of like

::

yeah it doesn't make any

::

sense and then they make that change but

::

I agree with everything he said.

::

And I do think we'll get that comedy back,

::

and I think that there will

::

be a smart way where you

::

don't have to be just offensive to do it.

::

You can make fun,

::

smart comedy like Robot Chicken,

::

like Family Guy,

::

like all of these shows

::

that we've seen before.

::

Because I think about the comedy piece,

::

I think he's right.

::

I think he's right.

::

I think people do like to laugh.

::

Comedy does better when it's a little...

::

askew right like it's not

::

and people get to look at

::

something a little bit

::

weird and we all get to

::

have this collective moment

::

where we sort of laugh at

::

it so I appreciate that I

::

think that's spot on but I

::

think you're absolutely

::

right about the IP stuff I

::

mean it makes a lot of

::

sense it's why we saw

::

Barbie was good by itself

::

but I think maybe and this

::

is what makes me nervous is

::

that was Barbie greenlit

::

because it was a movie

::

about a doll or was it

::

greenlit because the story was good

::

I think sometimes you can have both.

::

And I think you're right.

::

Yep.

::

My movie that I would use

::

for his example specifically is Morbius.

::

Not to beat a dead horse.

::

100%.

::

Well, a living dead horse, but yes.

::

But we're looking for spiders.

::

Or Madame Web as another example.

::

Both movies, it came out,

::

the director said that both

::

of these movies were made by committee.

::

So if the committee has no,

::

we know the formula,

::

this formula is going to

::

work and these are the

::

boxes we have to check.

::

You kind of got a hand tied

::

behind your back when it's

::

time to execute.

::

Yeah, great point.

::

Yeah, we have the IP.

::

We don't really care how we use it,

::

but we have the intellectual property.

::

We're going to go ahead and

::

just move forward.

::

And if it doesn't work, then whoops.

::

And I need this, this,

::

and this as part of this is how Sony,

::

just as an example,

::

Sony has these boxes to

::

check every time we do something.

::

It's got this, this, and this.

::

as as the big board of

::

directors okay well as a

::

creative now my hands are

::

tied because you making me

::

have things that maybe

::

don't make sense and we

::

always hear about directors

::

saying well this got cut

::

and I don't know why blah

::

blah blah because they

::

gotta save their ass like

::

that's I agree with

::

everything that he said

::

when I think he was I think

::

he was absolutely spot on like i

::

I think it's a I think it's

::

a tactic to it's either a

::

it's a pre canned excuse

::

for when the money doesn't do well.

::

And it is a pre canned

::

excuse for why you don't

::

see more directors or more

::

writers or more like studios.

::

like basically like, like going,

::

having people fired at the

::

level that they are like

::

CEOs and directors of big studios,

::

their board of directors,

::

aren't letting them go.

::

Cause they were saying like, well,

::

we had this IP.

::

So it was,

::

so it was either cheap for us to make,

::

or it was cost effective for us to make,

::

because now we have that.

::

We can come back to it.

::

And it just didn't work this time.

::

Like going back to sequels.

::

I know what works.

::

I know that these boxes,

::

I check these boxes every single time.

::

Yeah.

::

This is what works.

::

Yeah.

::

And so hopefully,

::

hopefully we see Hollywood

::

directors maybe revolt

::

against that a little bit.

::

But it also makes me it's

::

sort of like I sort of get

::

caught with like a chicken

::

and an egg thing with it,

::

because it's the same

::

reason why when people are like, oh, man,

::

you like Coors Light.

::

It's like,

::

but you have to have the stuff there.

::

for people to like revolt

::

against and to create a craft beer scene.

::

You need to have those like canned movies.

::

So that way someone can get

::

their experience directing

::

and then go and do something later.

::

So it's just, it's hard.

::

So you don't like want to wish it away,

::

but it is, it makes it challenging.

::

I'm sure to be a creative in that space.

::

Yeah.

::

yeah that cookie cutter

::

route don't work for

::

everything I'll tell you

::

that so it does not it does

::

not and I think we have

::

seen some where it is like

::

starting to to like back up

::

on them a little bit too yeah yeah so

::

Cool.

::

The last thing I want to say,

::

and this is a shared piece

::

of news because you tipped

::

this off to me before the

::

podcast started.

::

So this is shared news, everybody.

::

Doug and Marcus.

::

A Doug and Marcus original.

::

Dave Bautista, Jason Momoa.

::

Marcus,

::

when I say those two things together,

::

Jason Momoa, Dave Bautista,

::

what do you think of?

::

Six.

::

Six.

::

Okay.

::

Okay.

::

Was that not the answer?

::

Like, with you?

::

Or, like, just with each other?

::

No, no, like,

::

if I was to think of the word sex,

::

I think that those two would embody,

::

like... Oh, like sexy dudes.

::

Yeah, sexy dudes.

::

Okay, yeah.

::

No, you nailed it.

::

They are attractive.

::

That's not my preference.

::

No, yeah.

::

They are attractive.

::

They are two attractive guys.

::

Yeah, for sure.

::

Yeah, yeah.

::

Yeah.

::

In another life, I wouldn't think twice.

::

Um...

::

They are going to be

::

doing... The trains are coming.

::

All I'm going to say is

::

someone offers me $100,000, I mean,

::

that is going to be... Hey, Doug,

::

I'm going to finance a lot

::

of your life for 15 minutes of your time.

::

I'm going to be like...

::

All right.

::

Where do I sign?

::

That's a lot.

::

No.

::

I mean, I've done.

::

That's a lot.

::

What?

::

You've done.

::

Okay.

::

Let's just keep this.

::

You know what?

::

What?

::

I was trying.

::

I almost compared.

::

What?

::

I almost compared having...

::

like,

::

consensual sex with a man to a really

::

hard workout I did once.

::

Sometimes it feels like this.

::

Sometimes.

::

I wouldn't know, but, like,

::

when you were like, it's 15 minutes,

::

I almost went like, yeah,

::

I've done workouts that are

::

20 that are far worse.

::

Like...

::

So here we are, everybody.

::

I'm sending this in the private chat,

::

and I want you to read it,

::

but don't read it out loud.

::

Okay, I'm gonna start laughing.

::

That's what's gonna happen.

::

Anyway,

::

but they are being booked to do a

::

movie together.

::

I have to read it.

::

Yeah, you do.

::

Oh, shit, yep.

::

Yep, yep, yep.

::

Had a little too much fiber

::

the day before?

::

Yep, I get it.

::

Um...

::

They are going to be doing.

::

Anyway,

::

and Jason Momoa are going to be

::

doing a buddy cop action movie.

::

called The Wrecking Crew.

::

Basically,

::

the idea is that they are two people,

::

they're two brothers,

::

and they're investigating a murder.

::

Their father's murder.

::

Their father's murder.

::

And the best part about this

::

is that the director of Blue Beetle,

::

Angel Manuel Soto,

::

is going to be the one directing it.

::

So...

::

I thought he did a good job

::

with blue beetle for what

::

blue beetle was.

::

Um,

::

and so it's actually kind of a really

::

good example of like the

::

last thing we were talking about.

::

You did blue beetle,

::

which had to check some boxes for DC.

::

They put in his,

::

he earned his chops and now

::

he gets to do this like

::

really fun movie with, you know, Dave and,

::

um, Jason Momoa.

::

So that's, that's going to be a fun movie.

::

And I am, I am on board.

::

Cause that's going to be,

::

that's going to be fun.

::

You say less.

::

I saw the article and I was like,

::

Doug's going to love this.

::

I love this because we've

::

been bigging up Batista for a long time.

::

And we, I mean, we're fans of Jason Momoa.

::

Yeah.

::

Like already.

::

So, I mean, that's a great,

::

that's two great people to

::

put on screen together.

::

It didn't necessarily say comedy, right?

::

It just said action.

::

It said a buddy action cop movie.

::

So yeah, it could be like a,

::

like a lethal weapon.

::

I would think.

::

I like it.

::

I like it a lot.

::

Yeah, no,

::

I'm absolutely here for it

::

because those two dudes are huge.

::

And that's,

::

that's the only thing that I would say,

::

if there's anything that makes me nervous,

::

uh,

::

if it were any two other actors,

::

I would be nervous about

::

two big dudes and them

::

arguing over who gets the

::

spot of the big action sequence.

::

But I think those two are

::

such like standup dudes.

::

And I just don't think it's going to be,

::

they're humble.

::

Like you said,

::

they're humble enough where

::

I don't think it's going to

::

be a problem longterm for

::

them to really like,

::

go after it so yeah it's not

::

and I hate to make this

::

comparison because I do

::

like The Rock but it's not

::

if you put The Rock and Vin

::

Diesel on screen together

::

you took the words out of

::

my mouth that is exactly

::

who I was referring to that

::

would literally be the

::

opposite of this movie yeah

::

100% so no release date

::

because the details were

::

finalized right before the

::

SAG after strike so there

::

aren't like major details

::

that came up but that's

::

where they are at as of now

::

so there you have it

::

I'm excited.

::

I like that combination.

::

Yeah, I do too.

::

That's going to be a really good combo.

::

Anything else, Marcus,

::

that you would like to chat

::

about on this lovely

::

episode of Films in Black and White?

::

Yes,

::

I'm going to play something as a teaser.

::

Oh, what are you going to play?

::

Who knows?

::

Who knows?

::

All right, that's fine.

::

I know everybody says,

::

I'm just getting started.

::

Ain't seen nothing yet.

::

Yo, I'm just getting started.

::

You ain't seen nothing yet.

::

You can't blackmail.

::

No blackmail.

::

You can't blackmail.

::

No blackmail.

::

You can't blackmail.

::

No blackmail.

::

You can't blackmail.

::

Yeah, yeah.

::

It's B-Tex.

::

It's tripped out in bed

::

since the mocha cow.

::

But how you think you

::

biggest step in when I'm around?

::

Yeah Fire is shit.

::

Thank you.

::

Yeah,

::

I love that coming very soon mixed by

::

Jarrell So I don't to

::

Jarrell extortions coming out very soon.

::

Yeah, is that what your car?

::

Is that the name of the song?

::

Mm-hmm.

::

Okay good I thought that was

::

the name of the album and I was like,

::

oh shit.

::

That's a great name.

::

I don't have an album for just

::

No, that's fine.

::

But still, it's awesome either way.

::

I'm very excited.

::

I'm excited to play it in

::

the gym for everybody to listen to.

::

Because that's usually what I do.

::

I love it.

::

Awesome.

::

Anything else that you... Oh, sorry.

::

What do you have to plug this week?

::

Oh, you know, you just want to make sure.

::

Oh, actually, I do want to plug.

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Um, uh,

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But Marcus,

::

we have a three-step process to success.

::

Sir, what is that first step?

::

Oh,

::

that first step in line of my good

::

brother, Brian Roush.

::

You want to make sure that

::

you read a book.

::

Read something.

::

You know what I mean?

::

Read the newspaper.

::

There's digital books.

::

There's so many good things out right now.

::

I got a lot of books that I

::

get from my good friend, Dr. John Little.

::

He gives me the books that

::

when he's done reading, I get to get them,

::

whether it's comic books or

::

it's a new book.

::

But whatever you do, read something.

::

Yeah, absolutely.

::

The next step is, look, y'all,

::

it's it's August and August

::

can be hot and August can be humid.

::

And you want to make sure

::

that you drink some water.

::

Look,

::

it's important to stay hydrated for

::

those of y'all that are

::

coming back to school.

::

You know, there's some anxiety,

::

there's some nervousness.

::

Your stomach can seize up on

::

you and maybe you're not as

::

frequent as you need to be.

::

Water helps flush a lot of that out.

::

So just drink some water.

::

Treat yourself to the nice

::

water every now and then.

::

Do something special just for you.

::

But yeah, make sure you drink some water.

::

Yeah, I love that.

::

I love that.

::

And for the final step,

::

you want to make sure that

::

you wash your ass just as

::

muggy and sticky and humid

::

that August can be soaking your ass.

::

So you want to make sure

::

that you wash your ass,

::

get a rag and then throw that rag away.

::

If it's about that time,

::

get some new ones.

::

So you're not just holding

::

that smell up in them rags.

::

All right.

::

Yeah.

::

I mean, at the very least, wash them,

::

right?

::

Like at the very least,

::

a lot of y'all are just

::

leaving that there and

::

letting it dry out.

::

It's just not working.

::

You know,

::

swamp ass is a real thing and you

::

don't want to keep washing

::

with the same swamp assy cloth.

::

So yeah, a hundred percent.

::

Yeah.

::

Uh, so yeah,

::

that does it for this week's

::

episode of films of black and white.

::

We will be back next week

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with another outstanding episode,

::

but in the meantime,

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and in the between time, stay safe,

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stay healthy.

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We love y'all.

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We appreciate y'all.

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We'll catch y'all next week.

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Y'all don't even know.

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