Before you say anything, yes I did say that we would be talking about Books this week.
But we weren't feeling it and anyway the diary entries for this week were jam-packed with potential for follow-up questions. So instead of a balanced literary debate we get to the heart of the topics you really want to know about;
Why do I seem to spend so much time looking for Shower Gel?
At what point did the rest of the Band tell me they thought my AOS set-list was a bit s**t? Would talc have made it easier to swallow?
And how do I feel about putting my name on some blokes big chopper?
And you can probably begin to see why it took less than a nano-second to make a decision about this weeks chapter.