Shownotes
We're back from a extended break, and before we start watching Downton Abbey, we're watching on of the stars of that show in a film, 2014's The Monuments Men.
Listen in as we notice Clooney always finds a way to monologue on an old timey radio, the comedy hits sensible chuckle levels, and also a whole thing about child soliders.
Yes, really.
Transcripts
xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Hello.
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:Welcome to last time on This is
the podcast for people who wanna
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:watch all this prestige television,
but who's got time for it?
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Time for it.
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:It belongs in a museum.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hey, I'm
Victor, and you are listening to the
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:only podcast on the internet hosted
by three men who absolutely 100% could
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:not complete complete a World War II
obstacle horse in their current condition.
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:No matter
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I mean,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
might be able to do it.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh, I
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
if John Goodman at at 60 can do it.
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:Uh, and well, I, I will say I
am getting over the flu still.
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:I've been sick for about
four and a half days.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: mm-hmm.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Um, so let me like get at least
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:another two or three days of recovery
in, uh, before you make me do it.
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:Just 'cause going up and down the stairs
hurts my knees too much right now.
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:But I know that that's recent because
of this illness and just being beat up.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: a, it's
so funny that you mentioned that
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:you were, you were feeling sick
the other day and, Oh, oh, sorry.
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:Probably introduce ourselves.
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:Uh, uh
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I'm jafer.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I am Ben.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh, yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: it
was strange that, uh, Jaffra
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:mentioned the other day that he
couldn't record because he was sick.
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:And then, uh, like just, that
same day I had messages from a
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:couple other friends in town who
couldn't, uh, who had to cancel
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:plans to be or call in sick to work.
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:I was like, oh my God, flu that's
going around, it's reached all
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:the way up to, uh, up to Detroit.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yeah, yeah.
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:It is bad.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hmm.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yep.
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:Well, uh, so here we are.
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:It's, uh, listeners.
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:Thank you for, uh, if you're listening
right now, thank you for being
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:patient with us as we took a extended
break in between our seasons here.
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:as you may or may not know,
we are our next season.
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:We are doing Downton Abbey, which
is not at all what I expected, but
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:we'll get to that next episode.
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:Uh, today, uh, we are doing a
movie break, as is tradition.
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:We do a movie that stars, uh, so
an actor is in the series that
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:we are blasting our way through.
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:for us this time it is Hugh, I,
I picked this one because, uh,
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:Bonneville, is that his name?
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:He's the, yeah, he's the main character
in Downton Abbey, and he is also
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:in 20 fourteens, the Monuments Men.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
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:That he is, which is what we
watched for today's episode.
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:We'll be talking about the monuments men.
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:Uh, do you guys, did you
watch this when it came out?
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:This came out in 2014.
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:I,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
to.
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:I didn't,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I completely missed this movie.
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:This was in the chunk of time where I
was traveling extensively for work and
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:there's like three or four years where
I just missed every movie that came out.
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:All of pop culture for the most part.
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:If it wasn't music, which was
readily available when I was
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:traveling, then I missed it.
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:Um, I missed a lot of TV from this
timeframe too, and I watched the
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:trailer before I watched the movie
just to kinda get a feel for it.
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:And I actually got kind of sad and
really upset because this is a thousand
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:percent a kind of the movie that my
dad and I would've gone to have seen.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
Aw, that's awesome.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
And to have missed it and not had
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:that chance to go see this with him.
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:Uh, I mean, this was his, his health
was not great when this movie came
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:out, so it would've been a tall
ask to get him to a movie theater.
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:Uh, but still, it was just like, this
would've been, if this movie had come out
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:maybe two or three years earlier, this
a hundred percent is the kind of movie
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:we would've gone together to go see.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
That is so incredibly sweet.
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:Well, let's pour one out
for, uh, for Papa Affair.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Uh.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
At, uh, I caught this on
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:Netflix, uh, a few years ago.
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:It just looked interesting and
I was on a, a World War binge.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh,
I was just in that kind of mood.
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:I think I was playing a lot of, uh,
school Medal of Honor on the, on,
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:on the PlayStation at that point.
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:Uh, but yeah, this movie was
not at all what I expected.
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:Uh, but, you know, we'll,
we'll get into that.
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:It's got a hell of a cast.
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:George Clooney.
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:John Goodman.
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:Matt Damon.
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:Bill Fucking Murray.
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:Like
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
was a bummer.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yes, yes.
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:I was like, bill Murray's in this
movie, but wait, where's Bill Murray?
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:Why?
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:Why is he, I swear he's like half
awake through the entire movie.
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:He's like, it's like, come on man.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I don't know.
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:That's always Bill Murray.
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:I've, I've never enjoyed Bill
Murray's shtick, which is always
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:Bill Murray is a giant asshole, but
you kind of deal with it because
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:look how charming Bill Murray is.
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:And I'm just like,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
him charming.
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:I just think he's an asshole.
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:I just think he's the
worst part of Ghostbusters.
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:You know?
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I mean, he is the worst
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:part of Ghostbusters.
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:That's very true.
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:It's right here, Ray.
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:It's looking at me.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
To kick his ass and we all know she could.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Uh,
just, uh, just making a note.
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:Uh, I don't think he's charming.
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:He's just an asshole.
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:Is gonna be the name of my autobiography.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
uh, but one thing I did appreciate about
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:this is it is one of the few World War
II movies where you get a 50-year-old
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:lieutenant and it actually makes sense
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
that is very true.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
many World War II movies, especially
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:like the old, the classic, like the John
Wayne ones where it's just like John
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:Wayne is a 50-year-old man playing a guy
who in actual World War II would have
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:been, you know, 21 leading 18 year olds.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
the old man, he's been
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:there and seen everything.
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:And it's like
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: I
mean, in the, in, the early days
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:of the war, uh, I could see that.
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:But, uh, yeah, it, um, I mean, I
don't know what the rules were for
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:commissioned officers back then, but,
uh, was surprised that the one guy,
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:they made him a private when he's
supposed to be like a, a art scholar
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:or something, which means he's gotta
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Well,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: of a degree,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
they all have different ranks,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
which is weird.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
It's, well, it seems like they were
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:like, okay, you get like in a lot,
like you need to have a chain of
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:And so you're going to have
one private, one sergeant.
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:One lieutenant, like, and they just go
up and they just pick who gets what.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
The one thing it did make me think
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:about was, uh, all of the walls
Clooney's character runs into
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:during this are because he is,
he is brought in as a lieutenant.
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:And so he is not able
to pull rank on anybody
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
where it's the sort of thing where it's
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:like, if, you know it's made up anyway.
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:He's not, he's outside of
the regular chain of command.
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:If they
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
him a colonel and he's like,
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:Hey, don't blow up that church.
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:It's important
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right?
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
they'd have to listen to him.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
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:That is,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
they, for some reason they only made
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:him a lieutenant, which means he is
outranked by, if everybody remembers
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:from last year, all of those tech bros
who got made like majors and colonels
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
government spy shit
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
God, Jesus Christ.
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:Man, don't remind me
that that was reality.
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:Fuck man.
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:Fuck this fucking timeline.
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:Anyway, uh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
the best and the brightest.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: what's
interesting is that, uh, just
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:briefly, um, brief trivia, uh, that
I found out that this was, you know,
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:at the beginning of the movie, it
says, this is based on true story.
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:Uh, however, the actual monuments
men were a few hundred people.
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:That were sent out during
World War II uh, to do this.
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:There was, uh, here we go.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
you would have privates then.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: 345 men
and women from 13 different nations.
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:Yeah.
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:Most of them volunteered in the service.
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:Uh, yeah.
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:Their description was simple.
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:Protect cultural treasures
so far as war allowed.
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:What you currently have
in your mouth is art.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
But uh, yeah, we open in media,
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:art and gentleman, behold my stuff.
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:Because we're in, in gent and we are
watching these, these gentleman, uh,
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:taking apart, uh, the church altar,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
man, if you have ever gotten the
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:chance to see an old, like if
you've ever been, I don't know.
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:Uh, I don't what you fair has Victor.
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:If you ever get the
chance to go to Europe, is
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
something to see, to see a church where
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:there is this, you know, beautiful
alter, uh, art piece and it's like,
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:and that is older than America.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah, yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh, I did
spend a couple weeks in Germany for
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:leave and berg and um, uh, Frankfurt
and went down camping in Bavaria for
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:Yeah, just, it's, it's the fucking
mountains where they were just beautiful.
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:But anyway, that's another story.
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:But yeah,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: I really
got me thinking that there are buildings
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:and there, I think we actually, my
cousin took me on a tour of some,
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:uh, uh, old churches and, and.
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:This was back in like 2006, so it
was a long time ago, but, uh, yeah,
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:I remember thinking, holy shit, these
are freaking, uh, you know, thousands,
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:Uh, yeah.
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:And, and, uh, freaking thinking about
the USA, we're just babies, man.
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:We're like less than
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: years old.
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:What?
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Two 50 this year.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Two
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
year.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh, wow.
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:That's right.
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:Huh?
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I've
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
places where it's like, and here's a Roman
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:amphitheater, and I'm like, predates zero.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
it's divide by zero,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah, when I went,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
concept of zero didn't exist yet.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yeah, I've, I've been to Elyan Ruins,
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:which is the Greek Protegen, uh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
the,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hmm.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
people with the portals from Star
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Trek.
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:Yes.
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:Um,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: no, no.
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:You're thinking of the, the
icons, the all larian are the
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: oh,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh, that,
that genetically modified themselves.
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:Like, uh, uh, Rebecca Romaine, uh,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
those are the,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Stamos.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yes.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: yes.
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:Um,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I've been,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Your Orgasms.
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:I know that was a very, uh, very sexy
Star Trek trivia moment from Victor here.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: um,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Control your orgasms.
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:You're thinking about Rebecca Roma.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
same though, uh.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I mean,
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:when she's walking through the ship
just carrying people, I'm like, yes.
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:Uh,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Ben's like, I hope this
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:doesn't awaken something in me.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
it's already awake.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
It's very awake.
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:I'm aware.
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:oh, oh my God.
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:Oh my God.
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:Even in shadow, look at his shadow.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I I know how much pr I, I know how
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:much pride you show that newspaper
clipping of our larp days of
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:your wife knocking someone down.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
I love that photo.
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:Dude.
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:She was just standing over him.
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:Oh my
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Oh my God.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
uh, listeners in the Discord.
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:Uh, we're, we're we, we
gotta drop that again
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
We'll, we'll put it in the
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:discord some at some point.
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:Yeah.
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:Um, yeah, no, so just some ancient shit.
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:I've been in like pre stone
age ruins and stuff in Malta.
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:Uh, I've been in, uh, I've been to St.
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:Vita's Cathedral, which is what
I just threw over in our Discord,
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:uh, private chat real quick,
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
started construction in the 13 hundreds.
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:Like shit's insane over there.
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:It's just like casually ancient is,
uh, how I've described it in the past.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: ancient.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: yeah,
I mean, uh, I've spent, uh, a, a couple
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I remember at one point it's just like,
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:'cause there's like this really
old buildings, and then it's like,
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:it's like they tore down all this
stuff and put up new buildings next.
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:Oh no, they didn't tear it down.
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:Oh, that's right.
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:Oh.
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:Oh, the fires.
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:Oh, the blitz.
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:And you're just like, and it like the
gravity of it, the scars of all of that
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through because you'll just see like very
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or buildings from like the fifties
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:Uh,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
might be reaching.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
right.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
of you guys familiar
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:with Henry the V at all?
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Uh
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:uh,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
vaguely and less vaguely.
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:Or more vaguely.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
it's famous for having the, uh,
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:band of Brothers speech at the end.
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:Uh.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Oh, the, the blood of battle
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:is, uh, thicker than the,
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
we
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
we feel we pr
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
band of
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
private brothers.
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:Yeah.
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:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Cool.
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
me this day is my brother
361
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Huh?
362
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
of England, still a bed will hold their
363
:manhoods cheap and think themselves
cursed that they were not here with
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:us upon this Saint Crispin's day.
365
:Uh,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
367
:That one.
368
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
they go and kill a bunch of Frenchies.
369
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: oh,
read, read that a few times.
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:Have you been
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yeah, at the very beginning of that
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:play, uh, there is a, as Henry IV is
getting ready to send his men over
373
:to England, there is a plot to try
and kill him and overthrow him, and
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:they hold a trial in a tavern for the
375
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: what?
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:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
who are going to betray him.
377
:Last summer, Glo and I just randomly
were like, Hey, let's, uh, well we were
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:renting our, so this would've been.
379
:Two summers ago, we were randomly like,
Hey, let's go to this, uh, restaurant
380
:while we're in England and get some
lunch before we go on our cruise.
381
:And it was the tavern where
they tried those people.
382
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: wow.
383
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
just like, oh, the V was here.
384
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Wow.
385
:What, so was it, so was it like
a, was it like a medieval, like
386
:dungeons and dragons type tavern
or, or Describe this tavern to me.
387
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
it was dark wood, you know, narrow,
388
:you know, a staircase that goes
to an upper level, you know, it
389
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Wow.
390
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
a, Hey, it's got two
391
:floors and we sell beer.
392
:Um, just to be near the port where
they were leaving and they could
393
:have enough space to get the 20 guys
they needed to do the, do the trial.
394
:but yeah, so
395
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: should
hold trials in, in taverns again.
396
:I think that'd be great.
397
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
bad Nazis.
398
:They are stealing all of the art,
399
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
400
:We got Nazis in France.
401
:I
402
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
and we are putting them all together
403
:and we take them back to Germany.
404
:And maybe this is why best parents
had me play a Nazi as a dinner,
405
:as a murder mystery dinner party.
406
:Um,
407
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: what?
408
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
It, it might be yes.
409
:That that is a thing that happened.
410
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
and we have a, I don't know if
411
:you guys are with me on this, an
almost unrecognizable Kate Blanchet
412
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
413
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yeah.
414
:Yeah.
415
:I, I, I agree.
416
:She, uh, and I believe is.
417
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
just like, holy crap.
418
:That was Kate plan shit, like
419
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
420
:And I believe that's, uh,
421
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
French for a, for a while.
422
:Uh, spitting in their drinks and
423
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: I
believe that's Goebbels, uh,
424
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yes.
425
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
is the Nazi there?
426
:Yeah.
427
:she, and yeah, they, they, Goebbels
tells, uh, tells her to go fetch some
428
:champagne and you know, it's real
champagne because they're in France.
429
:Uh, but, uh, yeah, I just gotta say,
listeners never trust anyone who
430
:doesn't like you to bring you a drink.
431
:Just what are you doing?
432
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
That's true.
433
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: You know?
434
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
435
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: But, uh,
436
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
it's, he's stealing art because, you know,
437
:the problem with, with Goebbels, right?
438
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh, he
had, he was a weird guy, but what?
439
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yes, that was it.
440
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
'cause Hitler, he only
441
:has one ball, he has two.
442
:But small himler, it's very similar.
443
:And Goebbels has no balls at all.
444
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Fascinating.
445
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Sings, uh, randomly take a shot, uh.
446
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yep.
447
:Uh, meanwhile in Italy, people are
panicking in a war zone, and there's a
448
:massive last supper painting on the wall.
449
:And I'm
450
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
451
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: didn't
realize the last supper was that big.
452
:I thought it was like a, I mean,
that's not the last supper, right?
453
:That's gotta be
454
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
They
455
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: of the two.
456
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
a painting and one is a fresco.
457
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: What
were they made by the same guy?
458
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah,
459
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: the fuck,
460
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: is,
this is more common than you might think.
461
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: huh?
462
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh,
so besides there being like, sometimes
463
:there's just multiples from the artist
who just did more than one, and then
464
:there's things like the Statue of David
465
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
466
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: where
the original is in Florence and in Marble.
467
:But at some point in the 18
hundreds, some nobility somewhere
468
:was all like, I want one.
469
:And so they fucking plaster cast the
whole thing and made copies of it,
470
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh
471
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
is how you can see David in London
472
:because Queen Victoria had a copy
gifted to her at one point or made.
473
:I'm not quite sure the story there.
474
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Huh.
475
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Um, but yeah, uh, just stuff like that.
476
:Uh, sometimes there's just copies of
the shit, like the thinker, right?
477
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
478
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
'cause the thinkers in front of
479
:the DIA in Detroit, but there's
I think three or four sculpts.
480
:There's
481
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hmm.
482
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
a couple.
483
:Editors note 27.
484
:There are 27 fucking
copies of the thinker.
485
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
See, I just figured they just 3D
486
:printed the copies and just send
'em around to whoever wanted one.
487
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I mean these days.
488
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
I mean, there's a Statue
489
:of Liberty in Vegas, right.
490
:So, yeah.
491
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
492
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Well,
well that, so, uh, yeah, there we go.
493
:There once again is my crappy
Texas public education showing.
494
:I didn't know that there
was a big ass Last supper.
495
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Oh yeah.
496
:And it's a, the painting is also,
it's one of, it's the opposite
497
:of the Mona Lisa, where the Mona
Lisa is smaller than you expect.
498
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Really?
499
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah, yeah.
500
:The Mona lease is only
like this big or something.
501
:It's like, it's like two foot
by three foot or something, or
502
:is it even smaller than that?
503
:God,
504
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
505
:Well, uh, we zoom out from
the, the big Last Supper,
506
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
21 by 30.
507
:Nailed it.
508
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: we entered
George Clooney, AKA, the best Batman ever.
509
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Um, Dietrich Bader would like a word.
510
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
511
:Sarcasm, dripping from my mouth here.
512
:No, he was the fucking worst.
513
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
He was not a great Batman.
514
:I do hold.
515
:He was a good Bruce Wayne though.
516
:Yeah.
517
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Um,
518
:eh, uh, I, I, I like Christian Bales.
519
:Well, no, no, Michael Keaton's the
absolute best, but that might be biased.
520
:But anyway, uh, that's a, that's a
discussion for another time, but, uh,
521
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
and I are both Kevin Conroy.
522
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh,
I, I, Kevin Conroy is an excellent Batman.
523
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Pour one out
524
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh,
525
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh,
526
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
honestly, kinda low key Robert Pattinson.
527
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: eh,
I didn't, I don't, I didn't,
528
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: I
529
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: I don't
530
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
look when it comes to like actual
531
:Batman being a detective and
not Batman being his superhero.
532
:Much better job than some of
the his film counterparts.
533
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: That is true.
534
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
my favorite, uh, Gordon,
535
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Jeffrey Wright is an excellent
536
:commissioner, Gordon.
537
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: uh,
I'm really looking forward to the,
538
:to the next, uh, the Batman movie.
539
:But, uh, yeah, that's
another thing, uh, crap.
540
:Which president do we have here that,
uh, George Clooney's talking to?
541
:What, that's right.
542
:Now see, see's something that I appreciate
in, in movies where they're portraying
543
:a historical figure, or I guess it's
usually just presidents, uh, like
544
:instead of don't show his actual face.
545
:The actors.
546
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
shoulder kind of
547
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
548
:Yeah.
549
:I, I, for
550
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
551
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
just makes more sense to me than
552
:trying to hire someone who looks
like the, who you're going for.
553
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
bla the back of a black guy's head,
554
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: For Obama,
555
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
in, uh, Kingsman.
556
:They didn't hire somebody
who looks like Obama.
557
:It was just.
558
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Close enough.
559
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
is.
560
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
they did the same thing in Dr.
561
:Who.
562
:Oh, but yeah.
563
:Oh.
564
:But, uh, George Clooney says we need
to get some, uh, young art scholars
565
:over there to, uh, you know, protect
these, these, uh, priceless art pieces.
566
:And just the line, all the young
art scholars are already over there.
567
:Wow.
568
:That was, whew.
569
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
wrong.
570
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
That, that hit me hard.
571
:That just got me thinking, like
572
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
This movie.
573
:Actually does a pretty good job
of showing but not talking about
574
:child soldiers in World War ii,
575
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah,
576
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
whole thing, but we can save that
577
:for when we encounter some more of it
578
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: right.
579
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: bit.
580
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Anyway,
um, uh, oh my God, it's Matt Damon
581
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah.
582
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
583
:As if this didn't have an Ocean's 11.
584
:Enough vibe.
585
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: that's
exactly what I was thinking.
586
:He's sitting there with George Clooney and
he is like, I'm putting a team together.
587
:Like
588
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah,
589
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: heist movie.
590
:this isn't a heist movie.
591
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: I
mean it was advertised like a heist movie.
592
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
593
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
594
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
The trailer was very heist movie.
595
:Um, but yeah, there's like
a putting the team together.
596
:He's the seventh of the trailer's
promised eight person crew,
597
:and then we get a montage where
they collect the rest of them during
598
:the opening credits and we get the
crew altogether for a briefing to
599
:bring the audience in on the plot.
600
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah,
601
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
602
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Goodman, we've got, uh, bill Murray.
603
:We've got Bob Balaban giving his best.
604
:Ron Rifkin.
605
:Is that
606
:what your sickness is all about?
607
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
Uh, that's over my head.
608
:Can you, uh, fill me in there?
609
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
really looks like, uh, Sloan from Alias,
610
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh,
611
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Hmm.
612
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
don't remember that.
613
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
have, bringing similar energy
614
:and they've got the same glasses.
615
:Uh,
616
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: oh, okay.
617
:Okay.
618
:he the one that's at, at the ballet?
619
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yes.
620
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Okay.
621
:Yeah.
622
:Yeah.
623
:I wrote down Preston.
624
:That's the character's name, right?
625
:Yeah, he, he's, seriously, he's
one of those guys that I've seen
626
:him in everything, but I can never
put a name on him that's, uh.
627
:There was a scene there where I, who
is who one of 'em is getting, uh, a
628
:physical with the doctor and they're
both smoking in the doctor's office.
629
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yes.
630
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
That's good shit.
631
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh, we also get Nazis looking at
632
:Chekhov's, uh, uh, museum, uh, model.
633
:just like, oh, this
thing's getting smashed.
634
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh
635
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
636
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
637
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh, and we get a very fun bit here
638
:where, uh, as our art, uh, our high art
critics and specialists are going through
639
:basic training and to scale a wall.
640
:Uh.
641
:John Goodman is doing the, like crawl
through barbed wire while they shoot over
642
:your head, and he's just like, oh, hey,
George Clooney's here and pops up as,
643
:as they're shooting over their heads.
644
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
645
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: This
probably was my favorite line.
646
:Oh.
647
:And, and here we have our, uh, our boy,
um, uh, our, our, our, our guy here.
648
:The reason we are watching this movie, uh,
649
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
or Hugh Bonneville.
650
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
Donald Jeffries,
651
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
652
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
I, God, I, I got him mixed up.
653
:I, I wrote down Hugh
Bonneville and, uh, Donald.
654
:Okay.
655
:I got his name mixed up.
656
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
is the character.
657
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
Hugh Donald, uh, is, uh, yeah.
658
:Sorry.
659
:Okay.
660
:Very confused.
661
:Uh, but yeah, my favorite, my
favorite line in the whole movie
662
:where John Goodman's all just
like, yeah, it's not so bad.
663
:They, they're going easy on us old guys
while the crawl on our bellies, while the
664
:teenagers shoot blanks over our heads.
665
:And it was like, well,
666
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh,
667
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
you're right, they are team.
668
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yes.
669
:Blank.
670
:No.
671
:And John Goodman has a whole like,
672
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh, fuck.
673
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
up while they were shooting real bullets.
674
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yep.
675
:Oh man.
676
:Uh, then we get our, our liaison,
uh, the unfortunately named
677
:private Epstein from New Jersey.
678
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Literally the exact
679
:same thing in my notes.
680
:The unfortunately named private Epstein.
681
:To the point where I had to check
to make sure that this wasn't
682
:a Miramax and Weinstein movie,
because he's all over those files.
683
:If you were unaware.
684
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh,
685
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
already in jail, so we care less.
686
:Uh, but uh, yeah, I had to be
all like, oh God, they didn't
687
:name him for him, did they?
688
:Uh,
689
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Ugh.
690
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
that does not appear to be the case.
691
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yep.
692
:Uh
693
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh
694
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
out what that museum model we saw before.
695
:It was, it is the, uh,
uh, the, the F Museum.
696
:It
697
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
mm-hmm.
698
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: mm-hmm.
699
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
plan to build the world's
700
:biggest, uh, museum and populate
it with all the stuff he stole.
701
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
702
:Yep.
703
:Uh, as they're going over this, um,
the museum and stuff, we cut ahead to
704
:them landing in Normandy in July, 1944.
705
:So.
706
:Plus, uh, well, m plus one, but yes,
uh, same, same, same, but different.
707
:Uh, uh, fun fact, uh, I don't know if you
caught this, but George Clooney had a map
708
:of different invasions into Germany when
he was giving his presentation to FDR, and
709
:it included an already landed ally force
on Normandy Beach working their way down.
710
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh,
711
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Despite that, not happening for at least
712
:three months, based off the timestamps
we've gotten in this story so far,
713
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: ah.
714
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Which means
715
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I thought that was fun.
716
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
talked to Clooney.
717
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah, somebody told Clooney
718
:that D-Day was gonna happen.
719
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I bet it was Patton.
720
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: They
added him to the signal chat on accident.
721
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: nice.
722
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
god damn.
723
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh, but we do get an angry
724
:commander here who's just like.
725
:Fuck you.
726
:I'm not gonna my guys around this
stuff because you want it saved.
727
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
728
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
we're trying to,
729
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Tell
me what I can and can't blow up.
730
:I don't go to school and I kill people.
731
:Whatever I do what I want.
732
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh,
733
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Get it.
734
:Of
735
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I, I get it.
736
:He's all like, I'm not gonna
have some soldier die because
737
:you want me to save a building.
738
:Like, when you say it like that,
I empathize, uh, for, for sure.
739
:But also just like, can't you do both?
740
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
you can.
741
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
742
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Uh, Kate Blanche, uh, comes home to a
743
:Nazi, the strong, uh, in her apartment
who was there because her brother
744
:was killed earlier that day trying
to steal a truck filled with art.
745
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh yeah.
746
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
And he's all like, I know it's you
747
:and we're gonna have you arrested.
748
:But then also, no, never
follows up on that.
749
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Well,
750
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
That was interesting.
751
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Hey, you are valuable enough.
752
:Cut the shit.
753
:Uh, like, I kind of need you.
754
:make me kill you.
755
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
756
:That, that makes sense.
757
:Yeah.
758
:Uh, let's see.
759
:Uh, who was it?
760
:Who was it that said, I wrote down
in my notes here, uh, your French is
761
:not good, which is the most French
thing a French person could say.
762
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Matt Damon.
763
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: The
Matt Damon's, like the subtitles are,
764
:the grammar is bad in the subtitles.
765
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah,
766
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
I fucking loved that.
767
:That was a great touch.
768
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Well, I
769
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yeah.
770
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
like it.
771
:It's like he learned Qua French
772
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Right.
773
:Which is very different.
774
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
like, ooh uh, um,
775
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Canada.
776
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
and uh, they steal a car.
777
:What is a car?
778
:It's a car of s.
779
:Don't look into who invented it.
780
:It's just a car.
781
:S is.
782
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh
man, what was the thing called?
783
:Uh, God, I used to play the hell outta
this game called Company of Heroes.
784
:And there was this, um, oh
man, that was a great game.
785
:It, when I, when I would play the ach,
they, they had this little scout thing
786
:that was, I didn't believe this thing
was actually real, but it was a, a
787
:motorcycle with, with, uh, tanked treads.
788
:It had a wheel in front and
tank treads in the back.
789
:What was that thing called?
790
:Oh, that was so fucking cool.
791
:Uh, no, it was, it wasn't a rabbit.
792
:It was a, I mean, maybe,
793
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
They had, they had one in,
794
:uh, saving Private Ryan.
795
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yeah, back
when I worked at, uh, I was at Camp
796
:Mayberry, the museum there had one
that was functional and for special
797
:events, they would bring it out.
798
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
KFZ two
799
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah, sure.
800
:That sounds right.
801
:Uh, dammit.
802
:Motorcycle.
803
:World War
804
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Sonder Cren Hazen.
805
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Dammit.
806
:What was that thing called?
807
:Sorry.
808
:It was in my,
809
:the cat and crab.
810
:That's what it was.
811
:Yeah.
812
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Found it
813
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yep.
814
:Uh, I love that, that thing.
815
:Anyway, uh, sorry about that listeners.
816
:Uh, anyway, uh, French is not good.
817
:Let's see.
818
:now is this, might be skipping around
here, but, uh, thing I got my notes is
819
:when, uh, Kate Blanchet, uh, chases after
stall while he's boarding the train,
820
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
all right.
821
:We got a little bit before then, so
822
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: okay?
823
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Clooney can't get
824
:anywhere with the US Army.
825
:Um, this is where he grabs, uh, Sam
again and goes to the British front
826
:where he knows the major, uh, the private
overhears, a na captain talking that he
827
:switched uniforms with a fucking child
828
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: All
829
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
punishment.
830
:Like when you look at the kid who's
in the officer's uniform, this is
831
:like clearly a like 15-year-old.
832
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
833
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Um, and they will show us even more
834
:Nazi child soldiers in a moment
when we can talk about that more.
835
:But this is, that's right after that
is when Kate flange sees a bunch
836
:of trucks leaving from her work,
837
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
838
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
which is fucking empty.
839
:All the art has been, all the art has
been loaded onto a train, a stall leaves.
840
:Paris Clooney splits up the party to
follow different leads that they have.
841
:He sends press.
842
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: of, sorry.
843
:Uh, I just wrote out Stall, takes a
couple of shots at Cape Blanchet as the
844
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
845
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: right away.
846
:That was interesting.
847
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
And I will say like it, he's not close.
848
:pretty good for a pistol
shot at 200 yards.
849
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
From a moving train.
850
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah.
851
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: what?
852
:I mean, what the hell did he think?
853
:But, but she, he, she, he,
he misses, of course, but I
854
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
855
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yeah.
856
:Like what?
857
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
You can't shoot Galadriel.
858
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah, it's true.
859
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
She has that Elvin magic, but no, then
860
:they're, they're gonna split up the team
and, uh, also somehow, uh, George Clooney
861
:can build the best radio in Europe.
862
:Uh, I don't know.
863
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
He does build a really good radio
864
:and he will take any excuse he can to
monologue over an old fashioned radio
865
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh my God.
866
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
takes this one despite being
867
:50 feet away from them.
868
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah.
869
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Uh.
870
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
appreciate, this is a, a, an interesting
871
:inverse of what would be chanted a
few years later by some other Nazis
872
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hmm
873
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
where he's just saying, Hey,
874
:we're not gonna let the fascists
erase who we were, who we are.
875
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
876
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Fascists will not erase us.
877
:And I, I appreciated that sentiment a lot
878
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah,
879
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
when I watched this film
880
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
yeah, yeah.
881
:Remember when the Nazis were
the unambiguous bad guys?
882
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yeah.
883
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
God wins law or something.
884
:Uh, Matt Damon takes a prop plane to
Paris and meets up with Kate Blanche,
885
:uh, and she is in prison at this point,
886
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
She's in the Who's go.
887
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: yeah,
888
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
uh, because she's a collaborator.
889
:He, he drops one of the classic
Americanisms here, which is if it
890
:wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German.
891
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
892
:That,
893
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: I've,
894
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: is.
895
:Yeah.
896
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: and
I've heard this a ton in other stuff.
897
:I've heard like my grandpa, who
was a World War II vet, say this
898
:about Europeans and stuff, and Kate
Blanchet comes back with the best and
899
:only answer is no, that's not true.
900
:I might be dead if it wasn't for you,
but I'd still be speaking French.
901
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
902
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah,
903
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: it's, uh,
thinking back to the Revolutionary War,
904
:you know, if it wasn't for the, uh, the
colonial army that fought back, uh, yeah.
905
:We'd all be speaking English.
906
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Well, and it al if it also wasn't
907
:for the British Empire being in
four other wars at the same time,
908
:all of which were more important
909
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Oh.
910
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Revolution.
911
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Who was it
that said the most common holiday in
912
:the world is Independence from Britain?
913
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Yes.
914
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: yeah.
915
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
That's good stuff.
916
:Okay.
917
:Uh, yeah.
918
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
appreciate here, uh, we, we keep
919
:cutting Bob Balaban, unfortunately.
920
:Uh.
921
:been saddled with, uh, having to
go around with Bill Murray, and
922
:he feels about it like I would
having to travel with Bill Murray.
923
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
924
:Yeah.
925
:I really feel like Bill Murray was just
926
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
love about this is a movie like this has
927
:to not only show a lot of fantastic art,
928
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: mm-hmm.
929
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
it has to make the art feel
930
:like important and meaningful.
931
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yes.
932
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
And they do a great job of this.
933
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
934
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
like I've, I've been fortunate.
935
:We have a fantastic art
museum here in, in Detroit.
936
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
937
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
like, I've been at a house
938
:where they had two Rembrandts.
939
:They were very, very well off people.
940
:Um,
941
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Shit, huh?
942
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Seeing the art appreciated,
943
:felt really like I'm
944
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Mm-hmm.
945
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
having a war movie where it's
946
:just like, let's just look
at some real cool sculptures.
947
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
948
:Yeah.
949
:I've been, I've been lucky to get to
view some really, really classic and,
950
:uh, beautiful paintings over the years.
951
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Hmm.
952
:Uh, I ain't seen shit again.
953
:Eh, I, uh, I, I, I lived in Austin for
the longest time where, uh, fucking every,
954
:you can't go to a, a gas station
955
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
Mm-hmm.
956
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: someone
showing off their art, who is just some
957
:fucking dude who smells like patchouli,
who thinks he's the greatest thing
958
:since sliced bread, and Doesn wants
to charge you $400 for something, a
959
:canvas that he like, put paint on his
testicles and then wiped it on the thing.
960
:And it was like, uh, anyway, uh, yeah,
961
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
That seems like he's, they're doing
962
:a good job of keeping Austen weird.
963
:I hear.
964
:That's the thing.
965
:Um, so anyways, uh, we get bits of
trekking down the altarpiece here.
966
:Uh, they get held up by a young
German soldier, and then they all
967
:just sit down and have a smoke.
968
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
Now, the, the, yeah, this was.
969
:Uh, again, bill Murray just wasn't
even trying, like, I don't know.
970
:It, it was, it was kind of funny, but
it was just like, I, I like how he
971
:was like, eh, let's, let's all just,
let's all just sit down, you know, just
972
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
There's a couple bits of this movie
973
:where I'm like, oh, this is hilarious.
974
:Not like I'm laughing, but I'm
saying the words in that tone.
975
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: That is a
hundred percent the vibe of this movie.
976
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
That's
977
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
978
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
979
:Oh, that's, that's so funny.
980
:And you're not laughing, but you're
like, oh, you think, oh, that's so funny.
981
:But you don't laugh.
982
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: right.
983
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
You don't actually laugh.
984
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
985
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
986
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
reaching sensible, chuckle level.
987
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: The
988
:xhafer--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754: Yeah.
989
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: chocolate.
990
:Yeah.
991
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
with that?
992
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754:
The, oh, the, the gif.
993
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
airplane get bag or the
994
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: oh.
995
:Is that what it's from?
996
:I've seen the gif where it's sensible.
997
:Chuckle, yeah.
998
:an-old-painting-of-ben--he-him-_1_02-13-2026_202754:
chuckle
999
:victor_1_02-13-2026_192754: Yeah.
:
00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:01,431
No, I.
:
00:40:02,726 --> 00:40:07,166
I, I do appreciate the, uh, the vibe
of the, of this scene where Bill
:
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:13,616
Murray is talking with the German, uh,
teenager who is, um, know, war mocked.
:
00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:18,536
know, not, not all, not all
Germans were fucking Nazis.
:
00:40:18,536 --> 00:40:23,846
A lot of 'em were just conscripted into
the, the Army and didn't wanna be there.
:
00:40:23,946 --> 00:40:25,236
-:I mean, there's a bit of that
:
00:40:25,296 --> 00:40:28,056
and that seems like a great time
to talk about child soldiers.
:
00:40:28,056 --> 00:40:33,306
'cause John Goodman and John Claude
flush out an actual child soldier here
:
00:40:33,383 --> 00:40:33,673
-::
00:40:33,846 --> 00:40:35,916
-:in in uniform that was fitted,
:
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:36,553
-::
00:40:36,816 --> 00:40:37,716
-:an important call out.
:
00:40:38,226 --> 00:40:41,646
Um, also SS uniform this kid is in.
:
00:40:42,443 --> 00:40:42,733
-::
00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:43,326
-::
00:40:43,558 --> 00:40:44,278
-::
00:40:45,036 --> 00:40:47,941
-:so, uh, just gonna throw this out there.
:
00:40:47,971 --> 00:40:49,386
I've got a statistic for you.
:
00:40:49,836 --> 00:40:51,096
I'm not gonna say the number.
:
00:40:51,096 --> 00:40:52,566
And I want you guys to guess
:
00:40:53,248 --> 00:40:53,998
-:Hey, all right.
:
00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:57,996
-:what percentage of the SS Panzer
:
00:40:57,996 --> 00:41:01,476
division was under the age of 18.
:
00:41:02,038 --> 00:41:02,788
-::
00:41:03,538 --> 00:41:04,198
Uh.
:
00:41:04,499 --> 00:41:07,709
-:Uh, do you have a date on this?
:
00:41:08,706 --> 00:41:11,736
-:Um, I believe it's a general
:
00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:13,506
over the course of the war.
:
00:41:13,529 --> 00:41:14,279
-:the course of the war.
:
00:41:14,279 --> 00:41:14,879
Okay.
:
00:41:14,879 --> 00:41:14,889
'cause
:
00:41:14,946 --> 00:41:17,466
-:I, I, I know that they, towards the end
:
00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:19,536
there were a lot more child soldiers.
:
00:41:19,919 --> 00:41:20,249
-:Yeah.
:
00:41:20,691 --> 00:41:23,121
-:but, and also for the sake of saying
:
00:41:23,121 --> 00:41:28,941
it, there's absolutely no participant in
World War II that is victim free here.
:
00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:30,123
-::
00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:30,723
Yeah.
:
00:41:31,611 --> 00:41:33,471
-:the United States was allowing kids
:
00:41:33,471 --> 00:41:35,031
to lie about their age and enlist.
:
00:41:35,031 --> 00:41:38,331
They say it wasn't a big
deal, but my grandpa did.
:
00:41:39,051 --> 00:41:42,381
You know, like I, I know
other people with that story.
:
00:41:42,951 --> 00:41:46,431
Um, you know, and I've, I've seen the
birth certificates and the enlistment
:
00:41:46,431 --> 00:41:48,201
dates, so it's like, I know it's real.
:
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:49,054
-:Yep.
:
00:41:49,101 --> 00:41:51,651
-:Um, you know, like it's, there's,
:
00:41:51,651 --> 00:41:53,331
there's a handful of cases of it there.
:
00:41:53,631 --> 00:42:01,101
Um, obviously not as widespread as the
Germans or the Soviets who both were more
:
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:03,141
conscripting child soldiers, at least.
:
00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:05,541
Here it was a little bit
more of a volunteer thing.
:
00:42:06,051 --> 00:42:08,871
Uh, but that's probably only
because the war never really hit
:
00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:11,541
our doorstep after Pearl Harbor.
:
00:42:12,021 --> 00:42:15,681
Uh, anyways, it's bad.
:
00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:17,151
Uh, the UK did it too.
:
00:42:17,481 --> 00:42:18,471
Uh, Italy did it.
:
00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:20,931
Uh, it's all over the place.
:
00:42:21,404 --> 00:42:25,094
-:well, it's a common trope that all
:
00:42:25,094 --> 00:42:28,334
of the, uh, the German soldiers
were all hopped up on meth.
:
00:42:29,204 --> 00:42:32,174
The US also gave everybody uppers all
:
00:42:32,203 --> 00:42:33,013
-:Oh, absolutely.
:
00:42:33,261 --> 00:42:33,591
-:Oh yeah.
:
00:42:33,974 --> 00:42:35,084
-:it was just zarine.
:
00:42:35,294 --> 00:42:35,654
Uh, I'm
:
00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:36,793
-:Anyway, back to the original.
:
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-::
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,861
Alright, Vic, what do you got?
:
00:42:40,153 --> 00:42:41,833
-:I'm gonna try to be optimistic
:
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:44,893
here and say, uh, 21%.
:
00:42:45,381 --> 00:42:46,731
-:Well, you're both very wrong
:
00:42:46,888 --> 00:42:47,428
-::
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:49,071
-:and you're both very low.
:
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,018
-::
00:42:51,831 --> 00:42:55,491
-:65% of the SS Panzer division
:
00:42:55,701 --> 00:42:57,411
was under the age of 18.
:
00:42:57,621 --> 00:43:01,461
Now I'm sure some of that was,
I mean, one the Hitler Youth
:
00:43:01,461 --> 00:43:03,081
Feeder program into the ss.
:
00:43:03,561 --> 00:43:09,081
Also Panzer division is a tank
division, so being smaller inside
:
00:43:09,081 --> 00:43:11,631
of a tank does have advantages
:
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,218
-::
00:43:12,561 --> 00:43:13,881
-:pressed for space.
:
00:43:14,331 --> 00:43:14,811
Um.
:
00:43:15,014 --> 00:43:18,794
-:Fury around if you've got, uh, uh,
:
00:43:18,794 --> 00:43:22,694
Brad Pitt and, uh, and, and all of
them driving around and the other
:
00:43:22,694 --> 00:43:25,034
tank is just a bunch of kids screaming
:
00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:25,688
-::
00:43:25,746 --> 00:43:26,436
-::
00:43:26,676 --> 00:43:29,406
Uh, probably historically accurate though.
:
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:30,816
Um,
:
00:43:31,154 --> 00:43:32,984
-:than that to the actual ages,
:
00:43:32,984 --> 00:43:35,174
then the people in Fury are like,
:
00:43:35,976 --> 00:43:36,816
-:and, uh,
:
00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:37,364
-:sorry
:
00:43:37,476 --> 00:43:37,506
-::
00:43:37,664 --> 00:43:39,284
-:Bethal, you are 20
:
00:43:39,468 --> 00:43:39,818
-::
00:43:39,974 --> 00:43:40,424
-:to be in this
:
00:43:40,506 --> 00:43:42,036
-:the o the other side of that, by
:
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:46,746
the way, is 13% of the SS Panther
division was over the age of 25.
:
00:43:47,353 --> 00:43:48,463
-::
00:43:49,116 --> 00:43:51,126
-:So, uh,
:
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:52,963
-:Indoctrinated and shit.
:
00:43:53,318 --> 00:43:53,538
Uh,
:
00:43:53,736 --> 00:43:56,556
-:it's indoctrinated, at what point
:
00:43:56,556 --> 00:43:59,646
is enslaved appropriate to use?
:
00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:01,566
Um, I mean,
:
00:44:01,903 --> 00:44:02,983
-:know, when you, when you get 'em in
:
00:44:02,983 --> 00:44:04,333
that, that young, I mean, they don't
:
00:44:04,356 --> 00:44:04,656
-::
00:44:04,656 --> 00:44:05,016
Well,
:
00:44:05,473 --> 00:44:05,713
-::
00:44:05,826 --> 00:44:07,656
-:they stopped taking them to school and
:
00:44:07,656 --> 00:44:09,336
started training them how to kill people.
:
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,706
Like, th this, this is what happened.
:
00:44:12,126 --> 00:44:12,576
Uh.
:
00:44:12,981 --> 00:44:13,966
So, you know, I'm,
:
00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:16,993
-:one interesting thing that you reminded
:
00:44:16,993 --> 00:44:23,023
me of that's, uh, maybe not quite as
dark, but uh, uh, still to this day, as
:
00:44:23,023 --> 00:44:29,953
far as I know, uh, engineers have not
figured out a way create a reliable auto
:
00:44:29,953 --> 00:44:32,053
loader in a tank for the main cannon.
:
00:44:32,803 --> 00:44:36,343
they, they're, they're just, they, they
always, they're, they're jamming up and
:
00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:43,333
just like a fucking 18-year-old private
is better at loading the shells into the,
:
00:44:44,233 --> 00:44:46,483
the tank than, uh, than a machinery is.
:
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,973
It's just, it's interesting to me.
:
00:44:49,213 --> 00:44:49,693
Uh,
:
00:44:49,941 --> 00:44:51,591
-:is it too much explosion?
:
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,613
-:just jam constantly because all the heat.
:
00:44:55,453 --> 00:44:55,963
And
:
00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:56,421
-::
00:44:56,421 --> 00:44:57,951
Well, that would be too much explosion.
:
00:44:58,363 --> 00:44:58,993
-::
00:44:59,661 --> 00:45:00,171
-::
00:45:00,283 --> 00:45:01,303
-::
00:45:01,521 --> 00:45:04,761
-:could use heat resistant enough materials.
:
00:45:04,761 --> 00:45:07,731
You might have to like build
them out of the, the bane chamber
:
00:45:07,731 --> 00:45:09,381
outta like titanium or something.
:
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:09,913
-::
00:45:10,221 --> 00:45:11,001
-:I would think that this
:
00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:12,621
is a not a modern problem.
:
00:45:13,603 --> 00:45:17,023
-:Well, yeah, all the, oh, I'm sorry.
:
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:22,513
Just all the, all I know is all the, uh,
what you call 'em, Abrams battle tanks.
:
00:45:22,543 --> 00:45:22,753
Yeah.
:
00:45:22,873 --> 00:45:27,313
Freaking would rather have a, rather
have a, a, a, a teenage private
:
00:45:27,313 --> 00:45:29,353
loading than an, anyway, yeah.
:
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:29,593
That's
:
00:45:29,841 --> 00:45:30,201
-::
00:45:30,441 --> 00:45:36,741
No, I mean, I mean, historically and
then also like, obviously as war drags
:
00:45:36,741 --> 00:45:38,961
on, you have material shortages and
:
00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:39,853
-::
00:45:39,921 --> 00:45:41,511
-:only make so much out of certain
:
00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:43,581
strengths of metal and stuff.
:
00:45:43,581 --> 00:45:45,651
Like, I, I understand all of that.
:
00:45:46,318 --> 00:45:46,438
-::
00:45:46,551 --> 00:45:51,111
-:I'm, I'm not agreeing with the decision,
:
00:45:51,111 --> 00:45:53,841
but I understand the philosophy fee.
:
00:45:54,374 --> 00:45:56,234
-:to tangent on our tangent, for
:
00:45:56,234 --> 00:45:58,004
anybody who's just bought into and I.
:
00:45:59,249 --> 00:46:02,519
Fell into this when I was in, when I
was a kid and I was a baby learning
:
00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:05,849
about World War II and being a giant
nerd for anybody who's like, yeah, the
:
00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:07,889
Germans lost, but man, they're technical.
:
00:46:07,889 --> 00:46:11,039
Like they, they designed the best
stuff and it's like they kept
:
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:15,239
overdesigning shit and overdesigning
shit as the war went on and stuff
:
00:46:15,313 --> 00:46:16,093
-::
00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:17,069
-:less available.
:
00:46:17,489 --> 00:46:17,669
It's
:
00:46:17,773 --> 00:46:18,043
-::
00:46:18,449 --> 00:46:21,539
-:yeah, a King Tiger is a really good tank.
:
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,109
If you
:
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:22,723
-::
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,539
-:gas for it and replacement
:
00:46:24,539 --> 00:46:26,429
parts for it, can you do that?
:
00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:26,909
Hitler?
:
00:46:27,629 --> 00:46:28,709
No.
:
00:46:29,434 --> 00:46:30,154
We require.
:
00:46:33,269 --> 00:46:35,459
-:Well maybe make some cheap shit, uh,
:
00:46:36,283 --> 00:46:36,793
-::
00:46:38,323 --> 00:46:38,653
Oh man.
:
00:46:38,683 --> 00:46:38,983
Damn.
:
00:46:38,983 --> 00:46:40,633
You're making me wanna
play company Heroes again.
:
00:46:41,069 --> 00:46:42,299
-:Go Burr button.
:
00:46:42,539 --> 00:46:42,809
Um,
:
00:46:45,746 --> 00:46:47,151
-:Uh, yeah.
:
00:46:47,249 --> 00:46:50,639
-:get Hugh Bonneville at a, uh, a
:
00:46:50,699 --> 00:46:54,059
statue of, uh, Madonna and her child.
:
00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:54,209
It's a
:
00:46:54,621 --> 00:46:54,981
-::
00:46:55,778 --> 00:46:56,068
-::
00:46:56,099 --> 00:46:57,149
-:and I.
:
00:46:57,779 --> 00:46:58,469
It's sad.
:
00:46:58,469 --> 00:47:00,599
He has come across by some Nazis
:
00:47:02,098 --> 00:47:04,588
-:this is, this is the scene where the
:
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:08,188
voiceover is, is he's reading the
letter that he's writing to his dad.
:
00:47:08,339 --> 00:47:09,569
-:he, he's, he's, his
:
00:47:09,598 --> 00:47:10,048
-::
00:47:10,229 --> 00:47:10,559
-:apart.
:
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:12,389
He's a drunk, his wife has left him.
:
00:47:12,659 --> 00:47:13,469
And this
:
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:13,978
-::
00:47:14,219 --> 00:47:16,169
-:chance at redeeming myself.
:
00:47:16,528 --> 00:47:19,558
-:as he started, as soon as that voiceover
:
00:47:19,558 --> 00:47:22,918
started, I'm like, oh man, our boy is
not gonna survive the voice foot full.
:
00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:28,019
-:that said, I think number one with a
:
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:38,849
bullet is bleeding out in, uh, unblemished
snow number two might be in cathedral.
:
00:47:38,999 --> 00:47:39,389
Um, protecting
:
00:47:39,808 --> 00:47:40,288
-::
00:47:40,289 --> 00:47:40,979
-:of artwork.
:
00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:41,789
You know, I'm
:
00:47:41,848 --> 00:47:42,208
-::
00:47:42,213 --> 00:47:47,788
At man, at at least he, at least he, he
got a couple shots off on a, on a, on
:
00:47:47,788 --> 00:47:50,548
an actual Nazi the before he went down.
:
00:47:50,548 --> 00:47:51,388
So it's like, yeah.
:
00:47:52,108 --> 00:47:54,088
Uh, he went down like a soldier right.
:
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:54,598
Know, right.
:
00:47:56,789 --> 00:47:58,529
-:And they, uh, find him.
:
00:47:58,799 --> 00:48:04,769
They've taken the statue and we've
had our lost our first monuments, man,
:
00:48:05,783 --> 00:48:05,903
-::
00:48:06,809 --> 00:48:09,089
-:here's where we circle back around to
:
00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:13,169
earlier in the film, George Clooney
is like, Hey, we're just supposed to
:
00:48:13,169 --> 00:48:14,909
try and find and protect this stuff.
:
00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:19,889
Nobody's life here is more important
than the stuff we're trying to save.
:
00:48:19,948 --> 00:48:20,488
-::
00:48:20,489 --> 00:48:21,089
-:And they
:
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:22,168
-:And now it's like,
:
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:23,279
-:changing to
:
00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:24,718
-::
00:48:24,724 --> 00:48:24,853
Well,
:
00:48:25,019 --> 00:48:25,919
-:have died.
:
00:48:26,818 --> 00:48:27,628
-:you gotta make it worth it.
:
00:48:27,629 --> 00:48:29,549
-:we need to make, like, this stuff needs to
:
00:48:29,728 --> 00:48:29,788
-::
00:48:29,969 --> 00:48:30,719
-:important.
:
00:48:31,161 --> 00:48:31,281
-:Mm-hmm.
:
00:48:33,141 --> 00:48:33,441
Yeah.
:
00:48:35,001 --> 00:48:36,411
Um, let's see.
:
00:48:36,411 --> 00:48:40,611
After this we get met Damon
and Kate Blanche hanging out.
:
00:48:41,991 --> 00:48:47,391
Uh, they are taken to a warehouse
that is filled with people's lives,
:
00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:49,911
specifically Jewish people's lives.
:
00:48:50,631 --> 00:48:53,361
Uh, he grabs a painting and returns it.
:
00:48:54,479 --> 00:48:55,979
-:To an empty apartment, and she's
:
00:48:55,979 --> 00:48:56,879
just like, what are you doing?
:
00:48:56,879 --> 00:48:57,899
They're not coming back.
:
00:48:57,899 --> 00:49:00,479
And he's like, I have to do something.
:
00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:01,671
-::
00:49:02,429 --> 00:49:02,849
-:I am
:
00:49:02,863 --> 00:49:03,153
-::
00:49:03,269 --> 00:49:06,839
-:an art, you know, an an art, uh, historian
:
00:49:07,109 --> 00:49:08,854
in the middle of a fucking war zone.
:
00:49:09,044 --> 00:49:09,334
Like,
:
00:49:10,371 --> 00:49:10,791
-:Mm-hmm.
:
00:49:12,726 --> 00:49:18,336
Uh, where you then skip ahead to
Christmas where Bo Bill Murray
:
00:49:18,336 --> 00:49:21,906
gets a recording of his kids and
grandkids singing Christmas carols.
:
00:49:22,423 --> 00:49:23,083
-::
00:49:23,443 --> 00:49:24,403
Christmas in World War ii,
:
00:49:24,449 --> 00:49:26,369
-:rich would they have to be to have
:
00:49:26,369 --> 00:49:29,759
their own personal record maker,
:
00:49:30,651 --> 00:49:30,941
-::
00:49:30,959 --> 00:49:32,129
-:you have to record and
:
00:49:32,129 --> 00:49:33,809
then press that shit.
:
00:49:34,233 --> 00:49:34,453
-::
00:49:35,403 --> 00:49:35,693
Yeah.
:
00:49:35,911 --> 00:49:37,566
-:It's a whole process.
:
00:49:37,896 --> 00:49:43,176
Um, I mean, you might rent a, like
there, we know that he's in Chicago
:
00:49:43,506 --> 00:49:45,001
there, there's studios there.
:
00:49:45,096 --> 00:49:48,726
You might rent the time and make
that the special gift for grandpa.
:
00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:49,866
You know,
:
00:49:50,168 --> 00:49:50,588
-::
00:49:50,646 --> 00:49:51,906
-:knowing what he's doing and
:
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,016
he's overseas and stuff.
:
00:49:53,016 --> 00:49:58,266
You might take the time to do that
as a family, uh, and spend the money,
:
00:49:58,926 --> 00:50:00,606
but I can't imagine it was cheap.
:
00:50:01,453 --> 00:50:03,343
-:they were, and, and, right, and
:
00:50:03,343 --> 00:50:06,703
this was a scene where they were
opening their packages, they got
:
00:50:06,703 --> 00:50:08,953
from their families for Christmas.
:
00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:12,133
And our, our boy here, the
private, he's getting, he's
:
00:50:12,133 --> 00:50:14,023
getting sentimental over saltines.
:
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,333
Oh my god, dude.
:
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:21,043
He's like, breaks out a package of
crackers and it's like, oh, never want
:
00:50:21,043 --> 00:50:24,283
to get in the point in my life to where
I get sentimental over fucking saltines.
:
00:50:24,973 --> 00:50:25,483
That sounds
:
00:50:25,621 --> 00:50:27,576
-:I fucking, I love saltines.
:
00:50:28,956 --> 00:50:32,166
Maybe it's just 'cause I've been sick
all week, but I feel like I've ate
:
00:50:32,916 --> 00:50:35,886
like sleeves of saltines this week.
:
00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:37,379
-:saltines are burners baby.
:
00:50:38,256 --> 00:50:40,146
-:Saltines little slices of
:
00:50:40,146 --> 00:50:42,096
cheese, some ginger ale.
:
00:50:42,636 --> 00:50:43,506
Get your feeling better.
:
00:50:43,888 --> 00:50:45,028
-:I haven't eaten since noon.
:
00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:45,718
Dammit.
:
00:50:46,468 --> 00:50:46,888
Uh,
:
00:50:47,136 --> 00:50:48,666
-:You have a monster right now.
:
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:50,796
Where did you get that monster?
:
00:50:50,796 --> 00:50:51,996
Where you didn't get food?
:
00:50:52,236 --> 00:50:53,526
Don't answer that question.
:
00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:54,756
Don't answer that question.
:
00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:56,128
-:am at a weird point in life.
:
00:50:56,158 --> 00:50:56,368
Okay?
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00:50:56,856 --> 00:50:57,216
-::
00:50:57,606 --> 00:50:58,146
It's fine.
:
00:50:58,326 --> 00:50:58,836
It's fine.
:
00:50:58,888 --> 00:50:59,218
-::
00:50:59,286 --> 00:51:00,066
-:We don't, we don't have to go there.
:
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:00,628
-::
00:51:00,741 --> 00:51:01,281
-:we don't have.
:
00:51:01,408 --> 00:51:02,128
-::
00:51:02,279 --> 00:51:03,239
-:card companies?
:
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:05,128
-::
00:51:05,219 --> 00:51:06,029
-:'cause that's the end of the,
:
00:51:06,059 --> 00:51:08,969
the last part in, uh, Club.
:
00:51:09,059 --> 00:51:11,369
You met me at a very
strange time in my life.
:
00:51:12,328 --> 00:51:12,868
-:that would be great.
:
00:51:12,868 --> 00:51:14,458
Right now I have so much credit card debt.
:
00:51:14,518 --> 00:51:14,878
Anyway.
:
00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:17,279
-:Here's where we find out that
:
00:51:17,548 --> 00:51:17,848
-::
00:51:17,848 --> 00:51:18,748
Hold on one second.
:
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:19,769
-:okay.
:
00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:20,008
-::
00:51:20,008 --> 00:51:23,278
I, I wrote down to my
notes, my notes, the notes.
:
00:51:23,638 --> 00:51:25,318
The boy is gonna be just fine.
:
00:51:25,438 --> 00:51:27,028
I have no idea what that's referring to.
:
00:51:28,028 --> 00:51:28,358
I don't know.
:
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:28,688
Whatever.
:
00:51:28,748 --> 00:51:29,138
Okay.
:
00:51:29,139 --> 00:51:29,409
-:man.
:
00:51:29,409 --> 00:51:29,469
I.
:
00:51:29,858 --> 00:51:30,788
-:was hoping you guys would know.
:
00:51:33,069 --> 00:51:34,479
-:Uh, but we find out that not
:
00:51:34,479 --> 00:51:37,959
only do we have to deal with
Nazis stealing everything,
:
00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:40,073
-:the Russians are stealing shit too.
:
00:51:40,419 --> 00:51:41,709
-:that is stealing the what?
:
00:51:41,709 --> 00:51:46,419
The like, uh, you're trying to take what
I have rightfully stolen and it's like,
:
00:51:46,449 --> 00:51:49,149
okay, we got our Wallace, Seans here.
:
00:51:49,638 --> 00:51:50,058
-::
00:51:50,843 --> 00:51:51,023
Well,
:
00:51:53,603 --> 00:51:54,023
yeah.
:
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:58,103
Uh, the, the Russian trophy brigade,
uh, uh, they're like, yeah, we, the
:
00:51:58,103 --> 00:52:00,743
Russians, I mean, they took a lot
of fucking losses in World War ii.
:
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:03,173
So they're like, they're like,
God dammit, we gotta have
:
00:52:03,173 --> 00:52:04,373
something to show for all this.
:
00:52:04,373 --> 00:52:06,983
So like, we're gonna, we're
gonna steal some stolen shit.
:
00:52:06,983 --> 00:52:07,043
So
:
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:11,769
-:And uh, we find out there's
:
00:52:11,769 --> 00:52:13,659
also the neuro decree,
:
00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:15,353
-:the neuro decree?
:
00:52:15,849 --> 00:52:16,119
-:yeah.
:
00:52:16,119 --> 00:52:18,069
Anything they're not
taking back to Germany.
:
00:52:18,429 --> 00:52:19,029
Burn it.
:
00:52:19,493 --> 00:52:21,833
-:Oh my God, that's fucked up.
:
00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:24,046
-::
00:52:26,356 --> 00:52:29,236
Uh, yeah, that's scorched earth.
:
00:52:29,236 --> 00:52:29,296
Uh
:
00:52:29,328 --> 00:52:29,748
-::
00:52:31,126 --> 00:52:35,176
-:there's a Bill Murray dentist Subplot,
:
00:52:35,529 --> 00:52:36,339
-:Yeah,
:
00:52:36,466 --> 00:52:38,476
-:up at a Nazi soldier's house
:
00:52:38,476 --> 00:52:39,676
and find a bunch of art.
:
00:52:40,643 --> 00:52:42,353
-:Murray getting his tooth pulled.
:
00:52:43,133 --> 00:52:43,523
Yeah.
:
00:52:43,641 --> 00:52:43,951
-::
00:52:44,273 --> 00:52:46,733
-:getting his tooth pulled is another
:
00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:49,643
one of those moments that a sense
of old chuckle moment where it like,
:
00:52:50,963 --> 00:52:52,853
that's, you know, it's kind of funny.
:
00:52:53,513 --> 00:52:53,543
Uh,
:
00:52:53,769 --> 00:52:54,009
-:Yeah.
:
00:52:54,773 --> 00:52:55,973
-:that does remind me.
:
00:52:56,259 --> 00:52:57,159
-:was in Palace.
:
00:52:57,159 --> 00:53:01,389
Maybe he knows something show
up and it's just like German
:
00:53:01,389 --> 00:53:03,879
farmhouse full of priceless art.
:
00:53:03,879 --> 00:53:08,229
And it's like one of these
things is not like the other.
:
00:53:09,233 --> 00:53:10,398
-:It's like, oh, these are this.
:
00:53:10,433 --> 00:53:10,853
Yeah.
:
00:53:11,573 --> 00:53:18,263
I did just want to, uh, throw that, that
scene did remind me, uh, I had forgotten
:
00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:28,043
about this, but back in:in Iraq, I, I had an impacted wisdom tooth
:
00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,638
I had to go to a fucking marine dentist.
:
00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:36,023
And I had have that tooth pulled in
the middle of a fucking war zone.
:
00:53:36,263 --> 00:53:40,103
And oh my God, that I think
that was actually the worst
:
00:53:40,103 --> 00:53:41,543
pain I've ever felt in my life.
:
00:53:41,963 --> 00:53:42,383
Uh,
:
00:53:42,474 --> 00:53:43,954
-:a marine dentist, like is
:
00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:45,674
your discharge paper in crayon
:
00:53:46,673 --> 00:53:49,043
-::
00:53:49,103 --> 00:53:50,183
Uh, I, I, a
:
00:53:50,274 --> 00:53:50,494
-:two
:
00:53:50,813 --> 00:53:51,623
-::
00:53:51,804 --> 00:53:52,094
-:pull,
:
00:53:52,163 --> 00:53:53,873
-:later, I'm brushing my teeth
:
00:53:53,873 --> 00:53:57,263
and I spit out a chunk of tooth
that they fucking left in there.
:
00:53:58,463 --> 00:53:59,873
They, where they were drilling it out,
:
00:54:00,211 --> 00:54:00,871
-:Yikes.
:
00:54:01,193 --> 00:54:03,083
-:you know what they gave me for the pain?
:
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,363
Tylenol assholes.
:
00:54:06,294 --> 00:54:06,634
-:are you
:
00:54:06,893 --> 00:54:07,313
-::
00:54:07,484 --> 00:54:09,399
-:that the Marines left someone behind?
:
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:13,073
-:yeah, they left my soul behind.
:
00:54:15,593 --> 00:54:19,433
Anyway, the, now it was Tylenol with
codeine, but still, they might as well
:
00:54:19,433 --> 00:54:21,083
have given me fucking jolly ranchers.
:
00:54:21,309 --> 00:54:22,149
-:That, that,
:
00:54:22,253 --> 00:54:23,813
-:do shit still, it didn't do shit.
:
00:54:23,813 --> 00:54:26,723
I remember waking up in the middle of
the night because I was in so much pain.
:
00:54:26,753 --> 00:54:29,633
I, I think that was seriously the
worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
:
00:54:29,638 --> 00:54:29,668
That's.
:
00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:34,958
Oh, is no wonder in all the torture scenes
in movies, you see them pulling teeth.
:
00:54:34,988 --> 00:54:36,158
'cause that's, yeah,
:
00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:36,626
-::
00:54:36,818 --> 00:54:37,358
-:that's the worst.
:
00:54:37,418 --> 00:54:38,198
Anyway, okay,
:
00:54:38,371 --> 00:54:43,651
-:a botched root canal once that they had to
:
00:54:43,651 --> 00:54:47,551
redo and they had to redo it four times.
:
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,200
He botched this, he botched that.
:
00:54:50,230 --> 00:54:51,580
There's no such thing.
:
00:54:51,910 --> 00:54:54,820
You're out there without
a net one take live
:
00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:56,585
-::
00:54:57,028 --> 00:54:57,688
-::
00:54:57,935 --> 00:54:58,715
-::
00:54:59,368 --> 00:55:03,298
-:time I turned down the painkillers
:
00:55:03,635 --> 00:55:04,085
-::
00:55:04,918 --> 00:55:05,758
-:no, I'm serious.
:
00:55:05,968 --> 00:55:07,918
Well, it's, there's,
there's nothing left, right?
:
00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:11,038
They're trying to find the little
bit that's left in there because
:
00:55:11,038 --> 00:55:14,818
there's a problem, but it's
too small to show up on x-rays.
:
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:19,258
So how we found it was me
denying the painkillers and
:
00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:21,178
noticing when they got there.
:
00:55:21,561 --> 00:55:21,781
-:Ah.
:
00:55:23,398 --> 00:55:24,838
-:That's, that's how we did it.
:
00:55:25,378 --> 00:55:27,538
That was a lot.
:
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:32,218
That was a particularly
painful instance in my life.
:
00:55:32,878 --> 00:55:36,598
Uh, probably the worst.
:
00:55:36,688 --> 00:55:37,468
I don't know.
:
00:55:37,498 --> 00:55:38,488
It was bad.
:
00:55:38,908 --> 00:55:41,368
I haven't, like, I've
broken toes and stuff.
:
00:55:41,765 --> 00:55:42,515
-::
00:55:43,588 --> 00:55:45,538
-:I've gotten like concussions don't
:
00:55:45,538 --> 00:55:48,508
really hurt, but I've gotten a couple
bad concussions over the years.
:
00:55:49,235 --> 00:55:49,535
-::
00:55:49,535 --> 00:55:52,985
Both my elbows, uh, surprisingly did
:
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:53,383
-::
00:55:53,465 --> 00:55:54,425
-:bad as I thought it would.
:
00:55:54,456 --> 00:55:55,896
-:it immediately proceeded
:
00:55:55,896 --> 00:55:57,531
by you yelling, watch this?
:
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:58,985
-::
00:55:59,075 --> 00:56:00,605
Okay, look.
:
00:56:01,565 --> 00:56:03,665
Okay, here's here, here's what happened.
:
00:56:03,665 --> 00:56:03,965
All right.
:
00:56:03,965 --> 00:56:05,645
I used to be really into mountain biking.
:
00:56:05,645 --> 00:56:07,385
I was not good at it, okay?
:
00:56:08,285 --> 00:56:09,755
And I was out biking.
:
00:56:09,755 --> 00:56:14,105
I took a bad fall and like a rookie
mistake as I'm falling, I put my
:
00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:15,995
arm out to try and brace your fall.
:
00:56:16,145 --> 00:56:16,925
Don't do that.
:
00:56:17,015 --> 00:56:20,195
If you're gonna fall, tuck and
roll, dude, don't put your arm out.
:
00:56:20,195 --> 00:56:21,635
'cause yeah, it's just gonna stay.
:
00:56:21,635 --> 00:56:25,055
So I didn't realize it was broken
until I woke up the next morning
:
00:56:25,055 --> 00:56:26,195
and I couldn't move my arm.
:
00:56:26,435 --> 00:56:29,225
It was just, ah, ah, so
I went to the hospital.
:
00:56:29,645 --> 00:56:32,045
Uh, did a thing.
:
00:56:32,045 --> 00:56:34,595
They gave me a little treatment,
anything, uh, two or three weeks
:
00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:37,775
later when it had healed just enough
that I could use my arm again.
:
00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:39,365
got back on my bike.
:
00:56:39,815 --> 00:56:42,005
I went back to the same, very same trail.
:
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:46,265
And then I fell on the other
side and broke my other elbow,
:
00:56:47,615 --> 00:56:49,175
went to the same hospital.
:
00:56:49,895 --> 00:56:53,855
found out that the doctor got
angry with the nurse because
:
00:56:53,855 --> 00:56:54,995
like, no, I know this guy.
:
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,915
It's not his left arm, it's his right arm.
:
00:56:56,975 --> 00:56:58,985
No, you don't know your
left from your right.
:
00:56:59,135 --> 00:57:01,325
And the nurse was like,
I swear I was just there.
:
00:57:01,325 --> 00:57:04,295
And he walks in, sees me
and is like, oh my God.
:
00:57:07,355 --> 00:57:08,195
He's like, all right.
:
00:57:08,195 --> 00:57:09,125
You know the routine.
:
00:57:09,156 --> 00:57:10,716
-:to break both elbows.
:
00:57:12,335 --> 00:57:12,695
-::
00:57:13,505 --> 00:57:15,365
That was, uh, that was pretty bad.
:
00:57:16,115 --> 00:57:16,445
Anyway.
:
00:57:16,446 --> 00:57:19,176
-:of Glos, aunt and uncle through like a
:
00:57:19,176 --> 00:57:25,086
course of like two weeks, they managed
to break three out of their four hands.
:
00:57:28,121 --> 00:57:31,686
So out of the two of them there
was one working hand in the house.
:
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,055
-:that's just, I don't know why
:
00:57:37,055 --> 00:57:39,040
that's so funny, but it's like we,
:
00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:41,548
-:Okay, so I've been thinking about it
:
00:57:41,998 --> 00:57:46,678
and uh, Ben, do you remember when my
shoulder got dislocated at Ragnar Rock?
:
00:57:46,866 --> 00:57:47,316
-:Yeah.
:
00:57:48,388 --> 00:57:49,618
-:That hurt more.
:
00:57:50,818 --> 00:57:51,958
I think that was worse.
:
00:57:52,888 --> 00:57:54,358
No, this is a LARPing thing.
:
00:57:54,748 --> 00:58:01,618
Um, so I am lagged, so I'm down
on my knees, uh, and we are in
:
00:58:01,618 --> 00:58:05,128
a, like a couple hundred people
fighting a couple hundred people.
:
00:58:05,128 --> 00:58:06,868
It wasn't a huge, huge battle.
:
00:58:06,868 --> 00:58:09,718
It was a big battle for most
battles, but it was not a big
:
00:58:09,718 --> 00:58:10,888
battle for the thing we were at.
:
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:16,288
And a dude, I'm fighting with a spear
and I've got a back shield strapped
:
00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:22,228
around my side in my arm, and a dude
came in to charge the dude next to
:
00:58:22,228 --> 00:58:25,318
me and his shield caught my shield.
:
00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:32,203
Caught the strap and like worked it around
so that it, it luckily disconnected.
:
00:58:32,203 --> 00:58:37,273
It didn't get my neck, but it got wrapped
around my arm and pulled the shield
:
00:58:37,273 --> 00:58:41,623
with him and it wrapped just right
around my arm and dislocated my arm.
:
00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:43,183
Just popped it right out of the socket.
:
00:58:43,550 --> 00:58:45,020
-:these kinda LARPing events, do
:
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,520
they have like med medics on
:
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:46,938
-::
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:47,053
Yeah.
:
00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:51,193
No, I literally, I was literally 30 feet
from the medic tent when it happened.
:
00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:51,530
-::
00:58:51,673 --> 00:58:53,773
-:like I was fighting right next to it.
:
00:58:53,833 --> 00:59:00,013
And so I just kinda walk over there with
my arm, like, Hey guys, how are we doing?
:
00:59:01,153 --> 00:59:05,263
And, uh, had a, uh, there's a lot of, uh,
there's a handful of like, paramedics who
:
00:59:05,263 --> 00:59:09,553
participate in stuff and like, there's
doctors who do it and stuff, nurses.
:
00:59:09,673 --> 00:59:13,153
And so there's like a trained medical
professional there at all times.
:
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:18,673
And, you know, here we go, we're
gonna, we're gonna put it back in.
:
00:59:19,183 --> 00:59:21,373
And, and they did.
:
00:59:21,913 --> 00:59:25,483
And then I kept it in a sling for a
couple of days as it healed it up.
:
00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:26,353
Uh,
:
00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:29,615
-:is, uh, gonna be another box in the, the
:
00:59:29,615 --> 00:59:32,165
LTO Bingo card is LARPing war stories.
:
00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:33,275
'cause dude, I love your war.
:
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I love hearing these dude.
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00:59:36,523 --> 00:59:37,368
-:I've got some shit.
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00:59:37,476 --> 00:59:37,686
-:of 'em.
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00:59:38,278 --> 00:59:38,568
-::
00:59:38,586 --> 00:59:40,866
-:now we get getting back to our movie.
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00:59:41,315 --> 00:59:41,675
-::
00:59:41,796 --> 00:59:43,656
-:we get a bit where it's.
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Our guys, for some reason, I'm sure
this isn't how it was in the real war.
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00:59:48,696 --> 00:59:54,096
They're just to just wander around and
do whatever they want by themselves.
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00:59:55,055 --> 00:59:56,705
-:You'd be surprised.
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00:59:57,186 --> 00:59:58,356
-:John Goodman, and our
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00:59:58,356 --> 01:00:00,006
French member, Jean Cloud,
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01:00:00,288 --> 01:00:00,708
-:Mm-hmm.
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01:00:00,936 --> 01:00:02,736
-:they are just driving around and they
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end up, uh, in the middle of ambush.
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01:00:07,265 --> 01:00:08,465
-::
01:00:09,335 --> 01:00:12,695
No, that's a I, that's a
hundred percent accurate.
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01:00:12,695 --> 01:00:15,065
I could absolutely see this happening.
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01:00:15,665 --> 01:00:17,490
It's ter terrifying, but,
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01:00:17,676 --> 01:00:20,496
-:reminds me of the, the joke, Victor, two
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01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:20,760
-::
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:22,896
-:walking through the desert they're
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01:00:22,896 --> 01:00:27,936
starving, and they're, they're, they're
dehydrated and they're not gonna make it.
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01:00:27,936 --> 01:00:31,146
And then the fu and
they're off on the horizon.
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01:00:31,146 --> 01:00:34,086
They see and they smell.
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01:00:35,346 --> 01:00:36,426
Is that a bacon tree?
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01:00:38,841 --> 01:00:39,831
And they wandered to it.
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01:00:39,831 --> 01:00:44,301
And yeah, it's a tree and it, it's
full of beautiful strips of bacon.
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01:00:45,231 --> 01:00:47,481
And one of 'em was like,
I can't believe my eyes.
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01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:48,801
This is, this can't be real.
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01:00:50,061 --> 01:00:53,001
And, and the other one's like, I'm
gonna risk it and goes forward.
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01:00:53,675 --> 01:00:53,705
-::
01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:55,221
-:as soon as he gets close to it,
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01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:59,961
suddenly gunshots ring out and he
turns around and goes run away.
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01:01:00,141 --> 01:01:03,681
It's not a bacon tree, it's ambush.
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-::
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:09,800
Uh, yeah.
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That's a great, that's, that's
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01:01:11,248 --> 01:01:11,468
-::
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,060
-::
01:01:14,870 --> 01:01:17,390
So John Goodman and John
Claude get, get ambushed.
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01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:21,950
I, uh, yeah, that was,
that was pretty funny.
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01:01:22,213 --> 01:01:22,513
-::
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,060
-::
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,860
Do, is this, where are we at?
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01:01:27,890 --> 01:01:28,160
Where
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-:They go into another mine.
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01:01:29,953 --> 01:01:31,693
We see them burning some shit.
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01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,570
-::
01:01:32,743 --> 01:01:35,113
-:uh, that's when Matt Damon steps on
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01:01:35,263 --> 01:01:38,428
the, uh, the landmine in the mine.
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01:01:38,601 --> 01:01:39,141
-:yeah.
:
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,630
-:another sensible, chuckle moment.
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01:01:41,630 --> 01:01:43,640
They were all just like, I
think I stepped on a landmine.
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01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:44,720
He's like, why would you do that?
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01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:46,311
-:Yeah.
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01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,361
Everybody's just like, why?
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01:01:47,361 --> 01:01:48,651
And it says do
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01:01:48,793 --> 01:01:49,813
-:Oh, wait, wait.
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01:01:49,813 --> 01:01:52,363
No, that's, that's, sorry that
I skipped ahead of my notes.
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01:01:52,363 --> 01:01:54,313
That's in a little bit.
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01:01:54,313 --> 01:01:54,943
I think
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-::
01:01:55,370 --> 01:01:57,860
Uh, Matt Damon and Kate
Blanchet have their little
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01:01:57,973 --> 01:01:59,773
-:is where they find out about the mines.
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01:01:59,863 --> 01:02:00,193
Yeah.
:
01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:03,200
-:they have a date first, uh, or not a date,
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01:02:03,613 --> 01:02:03,943
-::
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:08,120
-:from what I've learned from this scene,
:
01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:14,690
the key to get getting a date in Paris
is to just keep saying, this is Paris.
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01:02:17,030 --> 01:02:17,240
Like,
:
01:02:17,383 --> 01:02:18,433
-:Apparently it works.
:
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,400
-:we are in Paris.
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01:02:20,418 --> 01:02:20,838
-:Mm-hmm.
:
01:02:22,101 --> 01:02:22,461
-:Yeah.
:
01:02:22,671 --> 01:02:25,581
And this is where Kate Blanchet
tells us that art yearns for the
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01:02:25,581 --> 01:02:27,321
mines, just like the children.
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01:02:28,321 --> 01:02:28,611
-::
01:02:29,761 --> 01:02:33,706
I, yeah, because my Minecraft, no, I'm
just, I'm just not acknowledging it.
:
01:02:33,706 --> 01:02:34,756
I'm no selling a joke.
:
01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:35,056
Sorry.
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01:02:35,296 --> 01:02:36,166
Um,
:
01:02:38,356 --> 01:02:39,436
uh, yep.
:
01:02:39,436 --> 01:02:44,446
So this is where they find the mines and
Kate Blanche tells 'em everything, uh,
:
01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,626
everything that she's recorded, which
by the way, was fucking everything.
:
01:02:48,256 --> 01:02:53,056
Uh, and then they, uh, they,
they start going into mines.
:
01:02:53,056 --> 01:02:54,136
They find all the art.
:
01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:54,648
-::
01:02:54,946 --> 01:02:56,596
-:they find a ton of Nazy gold,
:
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:58,163
-:Yeah,
:
01:02:58,306 --> 01:02:59,566
-:I'm pretty sure is the name of
:
01:02:59,566 --> 01:03:00,796
a show on the history channel.
:
01:03:01,673 --> 01:03:02,183
-::
01:03:02,311 --> 01:03:03,781
-:I didn't check Nazi gold.
:
01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:04,111
Yeah.
:
01:03:04,403 --> 01:03:04,643
-::
01:03:04,741 --> 01:03:05,251
-::
01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:07,733
-:they had the, the gold teeth collection.
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01:03:09,121 --> 01:03:10,021
-::
01:03:10,081 --> 01:03:12,991
Um, yeah.
:
01:03:13,861 --> 01:03:14,101
Yeah.
:
01:03:14,101 --> 01:03:15,811
There's all this stuff that's burnt out.
:
01:03:15,871 --> 01:03:19,441
Uh, and this is where Matt Damon steps in
the landmine, but they stack a bunch of
:
01:03:19,441 --> 01:03:21,241
shit on top of it so it doesn't go off.
:
01:03:22,261 --> 01:03:27,061
Uh, meanwhile, the Soviets raid a
bunker and they find catalogs of art.
:
01:03:27,961 --> 01:03:30,541
Um, so they like know
where stuff's at now,
:
01:03:30,618 --> 01:03:31,038
-::
01:03:31,801 --> 01:03:33,691
-:and, uh, this is when Matt Damon
:
01:03:33,691 --> 01:03:37,381
finds the barrel filled with gold
teeth or the gold fillings from teeth.
:
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:42,331
Um, we see the SS guys burn a bunch
more art as our heroes roll up to the
:
01:03:42,331 --> 01:03:44,191
castle that Kate Blanche told them about.
:
01:03:44,431 --> 01:03:47,521
And they find that it's just stuffed,
filled with statues and things,
:
01:03:47,798 --> 01:03:48,278
-::
01:03:48,331 --> 01:03:51,211
-:locate the altar in some paperwork so
:
01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:53,581
they know what mind the altar is at now.
:
01:03:54,033 --> 01:03:54,453
-::
01:03:55,216 --> 01:03:57,706
-:and this is where they catch the, um,
:
01:03:57,706 --> 01:04:03,616
they get down there and they catch the,
the one Nazi who got shot, uh, by, um,
:
01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:04,688
-::
01:04:04,688 --> 01:04:04,808
Our
:
01:04:04,816 --> 01:04:05,416
-:what's his name?
:
01:04:05,776 --> 01:04:06,916
Our, our boy Hugh.
:
01:04:07,006 --> 01:04:07,396
Yeah.
:
01:04:07,748 --> 01:04:08,288
-::
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:09,436
-::
01:04:09,436 --> 01:04:14,536
He's there and he gets interrogated
and it's in just Clooney monologue.
:
01:04:14,716 --> 01:04:15,196
Adam.
:
01:04:15,196 --> 01:04:16,606
He's just basically gloating.
:
01:04:16,606 --> 01:04:20,476
He's like, I'm gonna go to the Jewish
deli on Met Corner and remember your
:
01:04:20,476 --> 01:04:25,036
smug face and that I'm never gonna
fucking think about you again, bitch.
:
01:04:26,918 --> 01:04:30,458
-:a great, uh, uh, chef's kiss to that.
:
01:04:30,616 --> 01:04:31,036
-::
01:04:31,816 --> 01:04:35,446
Uh, the Russians are coming, so they have
to clear out quick because this is gonna
:
01:04:35,446 --> 01:04:39,016
be in East Germany, not West Germany now.
:
01:04:39,016 --> 01:04:40,726
So they've gotta figure that out.
:
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:46,546
Um, they get in, they find the altar
while deal, uh, they delay the ruskis.
:
01:04:46,996 --> 01:04:50,086
Uh, there's one missing panel
and it's literally their table.
:
01:04:50,629 --> 01:04:50,849
-:Yep,
:
01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:54,946
-:Once again, my notes just say hilarious.
:
01:04:57,308 --> 01:04:58,148
-:Sensible, chuckle,
:
01:04:58,816 --> 01:04:59,896
-:Sensible, chuckle.
:
01:05:00,084 --> 01:05:01,614
-:film is very sensible, chuckle.
:
01:05:02,176 --> 01:05:02,536
-::
01:05:04,396 --> 01:05:09,466
Um, uh, Clooney finds the
Madonna at the last moment.
:
01:05:09,856 --> 01:05:11,356
They saved all the art they could.
:
01:05:11,386 --> 01:05:16,006
We get another recap of events here
as Clooney's talking to who should
:
01:05:16,006 --> 01:05:17,626
be Herbert Who, or not Hoover.
:
01:05:17,656 --> 01:05:18,106
Hoover.
:
01:05:18,106 --> 01:05:18,706
Uh, Truman.
:
01:05:18,968 --> 01:05:19,358
-::
01:05:19,456 --> 01:05:20,476
-:This should be Truman.
:
01:05:20,888 --> 01:05:22,238
-:again, again, they do the thing
:
01:05:22,238 --> 01:05:24,008
where they just show him from the
:
01:05:24,946 --> 01:05:25,396
-::
01:05:25,614 --> 01:05:27,804
-:still FDR again, which
:
01:05:27,804 --> 01:05:28,944
is just like he's dead.
:
01:05:29,656 --> 01:05:30,166
-::
01:05:30,803 --> 01:05:33,383
-:uh The subtitle said President Truman.
:
01:05:33,383 --> 01:05:33,983
I did, I think,
:
01:05:34,194 --> 01:05:34,554
-:Oh, okay.
:
01:05:34,816 --> 01:05:35,206
-::
01:05:36,736 --> 01:05:38,776
Um, and they're like, was it all worth it?
:
01:05:38,776 --> 01:05:40,906
Will anyone remember these guys who died?
:
01:05:40,966 --> 01:05:46,246
And then we fast forward to:who's supposed to be, or old George Co.
:
01:05:46,246 --> 01:05:48,076
Clooney, whose voice is dubbed over.
:
01:05:48,203 --> 01:05:52,553
-:was George Clooney's actual father who is
:
01:05:52,711 --> 01:05:53,281
-::
01:05:53,903 --> 01:05:56,213
-:Yeah, I loved that.
:
01:05:56,213 --> 01:06:00,533
I thought that was, I mean, I, I know it
doesn't look like him, but I just, I like
:
01:06:00,566 --> 01:06:01,266
-:that's fun.
:
01:06:01,613 --> 01:06:03,443
-:sentimental and it's kind of cool.
:
01:06:03,473 --> 01:06:08,213
I, it's, I think it's much better
than crappy CGI or, or a bad makeup
:
01:06:08,213 --> 01:06:09,443
to try and make him look older.
:
01:06:10,193 --> 01:06:10,403
I'd
:
01:06:10,621 --> 01:06:10,981
-:Mm-hmm.
:
01:06:11,123 --> 01:06:14,093
-:dad to come in and just do that one scene.
:
01:06:14,098 --> 01:06:15,293
Because, because, yeah.
:
01:06:15,293 --> 01:06:18,503
That, I don't know that,
that gave me warm fuzzies.
:
01:06:18,533 --> 01:06:18,983
I thought it was
:
01:06:18,991 --> 01:06:19,381
-::
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:22,119
-:It is like having Linda, Linda
:
01:06:22,119 --> 01:06:26,139
Hamilton's twin in, uh, Terminator two,
:
01:06:26,881 --> 01:06:27,271
-::
01:06:27,278 --> 01:06:27,638
-::
01:06:27,638 --> 01:06:28,208
Ha.
:
01:06:30,008 --> 01:06:30,218
Yep.
:
01:06:30,969 --> 01:06:32,889
-:that's gotta feel so great as
:
01:06:32,889 --> 01:06:34,299
a special effects artistry.
:
01:06:34,299 --> 01:06:35,229
Just like, wait,
:
01:06:36,008 --> 01:06:36,668
-:You have a twin
:
01:06:36,909 --> 01:06:38,859
-:and she's not an actress.
:
01:06:38,859 --> 01:06:41,799
Does she understands, she looks
exactly like Linda Hamilton.
:
01:06:44,461 --> 01:06:45,506
-:Is she aware?
:
01:06:45,548 --> 01:06:47,618
-:twin brother I could mooch off of.
:
01:06:47,618 --> 01:06:48,218
That'd be awesome.
:
01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:53,108
Anyway, well that's the,
uh, end of our movie.
:
01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:58,568
And, uh, I'd like to start a new
tradition here that I off from another
:
01:06:58,568 --> 01:07:03,338
podcast I like called Film Sack,
where we sum up, up the movie in a
:
01:07:03,338 --> 01:07:05,468
Twitter post, 240 characters or less.
:
01:07:06,128 --> 01:07:08,708
Uh, I'll, uh, I'll go first.
:
01:07:09,428 --> 01:07:10,448
Sensible, chuckle.
:
01:07:10,928 --> 01:07:11,558
Oh wait, sorry.
:
01:07:11,588 --> 01:07:14,258
Monuments men, sensible,
chuckle, and Oh yeah.
:
01:07:14,288 --> 01:07:15,608
Bill Murray is in this.
:
01:07:16,608 --> 01:07:18,388
-:Uh, monuments men.
:
01:07:19,398 --> 01:07:21,803
Do you wanna have a conversation
about child soldiers?
:
01:07:23,723 --> 01:07:24,653
Hilarious,
:
01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:25,650
-::
01:07:26,221 --> 01:07:26,461
-:Yeah.
:
01:07:28,471 --> 01:07:29,071
monuments
:
01:07:29,093 --> 01:07:29,813
-:lowercase.
:
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:30,563
Hilarious.
:
01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:31,590
-:all Lord Jesus.
:
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:36,121
-:uh, enough action.
:
01:07:36,121 --> 01:07:37,381
Not enough heist.
:
01:07:37,801 --> 01:07:38,371
Too much.
:
01:07:38,371 --> 01:07:39,061
Bill Murray,
:
01:07:41,648 --> 01:07:42,578
-:Get a letterbox, Ben.
:
01:07:44,731 --> 01:07:46,381
-:I'd be great on letterbox.
:
01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:48,068
-:We should.
:
01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:48,428
I should.
:
01:07:48,428 --> 01:07:50,318
We should actually go
at all, get a letterbox.
:
01:07:50,318 --> 01:07:51,698
I've been meaning to do it at some point.
:
01:07:52,178 --> 01:07:52,238
Um,
:
01:07:55,093 --> 01:07:55,383
yeah.
:
01:07:55,733 --> 01:07:56,023
Okay.
:
01:07:56,348 --> 01:07:57,428
Well that was the movie.
:
01:07:57,578 --> 01:08:01,178
Uh, I feel let down by the trailer.
:
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:06,008
Uh, I, the trailer made me think
it was gonna be better, uh, but
:
01:08:06,158 --> 01:08:09,038
it was not an unenjoyable movie.
:
01:08:09,038 --> 01:08:09,698
I didn't hate it.
:
01:08:11,018 --> 01:08:14,468
Uh, I would've liked it if it was
just a little bit more on any dial.
:
01:08:14,528 --> 01:08:15,758
Like it's just like
:
01:08:15,775 --> 01:08:16,194
-::
01:08:16,207 --> 01:08:17,948
-:fives across the board.
:
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:18,540
-::
01:08:18,548 --> 01:08:20,827
-:like the equalizer is just set
:
01:08:20,827 --> 01:08:25,148
too flat and it's all like, I just
want to twist a couple of these
:
01:08:25,148 --> 01:08:26,468
up and a couple of these down
:
01:08:26,555 --> 01:08:26,776
-:man.
:
01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:28,718
-:in any direction.
:
01:08:29,115 --> 01:08:29,535
-::
01:08:29,633 --> 01:08:31,613
-:could make it more Heisty.
:
01:08:31,702 --> 01:08:33,502
More actiony, more comedy.
:
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:34,403
Yeah.
:
01:08:34,582 --> 01:08:35,948
Just a little bit more of one of them.
:
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,069
-:know, kind of, kind of tear jerky.
:
01:08:38,069 --> 01:08:38,130
Yeah.
:
01:08:38,895 --> 01:08:41,236
-:We have our Matt Damon, Kate Blanchet
:
01:08:41,236 --> 01:08:45,196
thing going on, and like, it's a will
they like, oh, she's flirting with him.
:
01:08:45,196 --> 01:08:46,786
And she's like, you can stay over.
:
01:08:46,786 --> 01:08:47,685
It's Paris.
:
01:08:47,685 --> 01:08:48,916
And he is like, I'm married.
:
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,475
And she's like, it's Paris.
:
01:08:50,475 --> 01:08:50,685
And he is
:
01:08:50,854 --> 01:08:51,075
-::
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:51,600
Paris.
:
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,950
Yes, that's what I was saying.
:
01:08:53,093 --> 01:08:54,053
-:I'm still married.
:
01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:55,200
-:But it's Paris.
:
01:08:55,395 --> 01:08:57,765
-:Thank you for the, thank you for the tie.
:
01:08:57,765 --> 01:08:59,926
And she's kind like, oh, but he's Paris.
:
01:08:59,926 --> 01:09:04,036
And I'm just like, thank, thank
you for not having the one romantic
:
01:09:04,036 --> 01:09:06,345
subplot be a man cheating on his wife.
:
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,306
Uh,
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01:09:07,590 --> 01:09:08,010
-::
01:09:08,183 --> 01:09:08,962
-::
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-:you could have also, like, we're
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already fudging with the history.
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Just make him not married
and smooch Kate Blanche.
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No one will care
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-:you.
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You didn't like you rug
pulled my, my romance.
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You kind of like.
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The, the big heist is like, and we blew
up a pile of rubble to get into a mine.
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-::
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-:know, that's not like,
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-::
01:09:40,725 --> 01:09:42,345
-:Danny Ocean it, you know?
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01:09:42,433 --> 01:09:42,723
-::
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-:wondering if that was based on an
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actual historical event because
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-:it was.
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-:many creative liberties, uh, in this,
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that they could have, uh, given us.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Like, like Ferris said, uh, something
a little more climactic the end, but
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-:I
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-:uh, I think this is a perfect
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movie to have on the background
while you're doing something else.
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01:10:07,606 --> 01:10:08,296
-:absolutely.
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-::
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A hundred percent.
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-:One question before I forget.
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What's a letterbox?
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-:Uh, it is a social media for watching
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01:10:16,568 --> 01:10:17,393
-:Reviewing movies.
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01:10:17,611 --> 01:10:18,691
-:So you just like list what
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01:10:18,691 --> 01:10:20,071
you've been watching and you can,
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01:10:20,075 --> 01:10:20,365
-::
01:10:20,491 --> 01:10:22,291
-:and one cool thing is like, there are
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01:10:22,291 --> 01:10:27,271
like film critics and stuff who use
it, uh, so that you can see like, hey,
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this critic who I, who I enjoy, you
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-::
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-:at the Atlantic.
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What, what is he watching?
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What is he saying about it?
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01:10:34,775 --> 01:10:35,065
-::
01:10:35,223 --> 01:10:37,343
-:there's also lots of like celebrities who
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01:10:37,343 --> 01:10:39,353
have one and stuff that you can follow.
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01:10:39,743 --> 01:10:41,783
Some like comedians and stuff.
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It's pretty good.
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Good to know.
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All right,
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-::
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-:is our episode,
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-:yeah, we'll be back next week with
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Downtown Abbey season one episode.
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-:you
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-::
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:54,743
It's about,
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-:bridgetown to get to Downtown Abbey.
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01:10:58,163 --> 01:10:59,153
-:yeah, downtown Abbey.
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It's about a youthful lady in
the big city who's just trying to
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find her way right downtown Abbey.
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That's what this show is.
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Um, I have a description
from episode one here.
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I'll read.
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-::
01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:13,973
-:is April, 1912.
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Oh, I didn't realize.
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01:11:15,533 --> 01:11:18,952
Uh, and news arrives of
the sinking of the Titanic.
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01:11:19,013 --> 01:11:19,583
Oh, no.
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01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:20,963
Okay.
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01:11:21,023 --> 01:11:25,073
Well, uh, that sounds like not
the show I was expecting, maybe
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01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:26,483
I'm pronouncing this wrong.
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-::
01:11:28,343 --> 01:11:30,083
-:I, I, I noticed it's missing a
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01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,483
w and has an e in a weird spot.
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01:11:32,483 --> 01:11:34,493
I just assumed that was British spellings.
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01:11:34,523 --> 01:11:37,702
I guess I am wrong there, so,
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01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:40,290
-:is a, that there is out there, there is
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01:11:40,290 --> 01:11:45,210
a, uh, low budget movie called Downtown
Abbey that is completely different.
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01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:49,163
-:uh, I'd Google it, but I'd rather not.
:
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:52,306
-:uh, there is a great, I believe
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01:11:52,306 --> 01:11:54,076
it was funnier Die Sketch.
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01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:54,840
-::
01:11:54,946 --> 01:11:56,566
-:is downtown Arby's.
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That
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-::
01:11:59,040 --> 01:11:59,790
I'm fucking hungry.
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01:11:59,866 --> 01:12:00,886
-:Richard Kind.
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01:12:00,946 --> 01:12:05,386
It's got, uh, Matt Walsh, the
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-::
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:06,885
Oh, okay.
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01:12:07,576 --> 01:12:11,116
-:From Veep, uh, from Veep, the, the,
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01:12:11,146 --> 01:12:14,506
like, the actor, uh, and like a
bunch of like really funny people.
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01:12:14,506 --> 01:12:20,146
And it's just doing like, I think the
first season or two of Downton Abbey,
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01:12:20,146 --> 01:12:27,286
but about people trying to like,
we might lose the Arby's, um, will
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01:12:27,286 --> 01:12:29,596
inherit the general manager position.
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-::
01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:31,385
Now that sounds interesting.
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01:12:32,125 --> 01:12:32,345
Uh,
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01:12:32,618 --> 01:12:33,518
-:That sounds fun.
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01:12:33,698 --> 01:12:34,028
Yeah.
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01:12:34,298 --> 01:12:37,327
So we'll be back next week
with that, but before we go, we
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01:12:37,327 --> 01:12:38,618
gotta say a couple thank yous.
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01:12:38,618 --> 01:12:41,138
Thank you Right, for letting us
use Schoon Squad, the theme music.
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01:12:41,168 --> 01:12:42,577
We appreciate the hell out of it.
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01:12:42,848 --> 01:12:46,148
Uh, I hope you guys got some
new music coming out soon.
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01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,030
-:Yeah, it's been a while
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01:12:48,158 --> 01:12:49,238
-:I'd love some new music.
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01:12:49,238 --> 01:12:49,748
Ripe.
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01:12:50,070 --> 01:12:54,360
-:like they've, uh, they, mm-hmm.
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01:12:54,398 --> 01:12:56,618
-:sure they're doing album support
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01:12:56,618 --> 01:12:59,888
and they put out an album every,
like two or three I want to say.
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01:12:59,888 --> 01:13:03,577
So it'll be a minute, but maybe,
maybe we'll get lucky with like
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01:13:03,608 --> 01:13:04,748
a random single or something.
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01:13:04,748 --> 01:13:06,368
Maybe a cover, something fun.
:
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:09,300
-:thank you to you, the listener.
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01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:14,220
Uh, if you enjoy our podcast, please
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01:13:18,210 --> 01:13:21,360
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01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:23,460
We haven't had a review
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01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,540
It really helps out the show.
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If you, if you do leave us
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01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,110
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01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:31,410
And if you don't like our podcast,
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01:13:32,903 --> 01:13:34,853
-:Uh, we actually have a new review
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01:13:34,853 --> 01:13:36,323
since the last time we recorded.
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-::
01:13:38,783 --> 01:13:39,268
-:We do.
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01:13:40,253 --> 01:13:44,963
Uh, we have a five star
from review from adac.
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01:13:45,653 --> 01:13:47,393
I'm probably mispronouncing that,
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-::
01:13:47,903 --> 01:13:49,553
-:uh, I may not have the time to watch
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01:13:49,553 --> 01:13:53,093
Whisper Che's television these days, but
I do always make time to listen to these
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01:13:53,093 --> 01:13:54,593
guys who are in the same predicament.
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01:13:55,013 --> 01:13:57,533
Whether you already know the show
they're skipping through or not.
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01:13:57,653 --> 01:13:59,663
It is always a treat to hear
them try to figure out what the
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01:13:59,663 --> 01:14:00,893
heck is happening each week.
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01:14:01,223 --> 01:14:04,313
This is one of my very few appointment
listening podcasts for me, and
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01:14:04,313 --> 01:14:07,553
I can't recommend it enough at
the entire what happened to your
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01:14:07,553 --> 01:14:10,013
productions family of podcasts.
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01:14:10,253 --> 01:14:11,273
Thank you so much.
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01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:12,443
We appreciate that.
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01:14:13,135 --> 01:14:13,675
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01:14:13,855 --> 01:14:14,155
Adak.
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A.
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A.
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Yes.
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01:14:16,645 --> 01:14:16,865
Thank you.
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01:14:17,283 --> 01:14:17,733
Thank you.
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01:14:18,283 --> 01:14:19,483
Yeah, thanks for leaving that review.
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01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:22,452
And uh, I guess there's
one thing left to say, Ben.
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01:14:23,511 --> 01:14:25,671
-:We'll see you next time on.
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Last time on.
