19 March 2023

Family Potluck

The One with the Custom Farts - GG4 and Pink Lemonade  -- Episode 3

In this episode of Family Potluck, dad talks about how he got some of his gnarliest scars, Kayt wants to customize the scent of her farts, and we wonder when AI will turn on us.

Cannabis Info

• Strains: GG4 and Pink Lemonade
• Growers: GG4 from Khush Kush; Pink Lemonade from Ayra
• Consumption method: Storz & Bickel Crafty+ vaporizer; glass pipe

Highlights

• 08:36 - How dad got some of his scars
• 21:38 - Custom farts
• 24:53 - Kayt's Humira and Pokémon band-aids
• 35:02 - AI and human existence
• 41:09 - Cannabis courses at University of Vermont

Links

During this episode, Kayt talks about injecting her medication. She takes Humira (adalimumab) to help treat her Rheumatoid Arthritis. Learn more about RA at VersusArthritis.org.

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Those are nice nugs.

What do you got there?

Oh, that's the lemon stuff.

Pink lemonade?

Yeah.

Oh man, that shit is good.

I think I wanna get more of that like, or put it in my own stash

for the vape cuz that pink lemonade tastes amazing in the vape.

Has such a good flavor . Tonight, dad's smoking pink lemonade in his glass pipe

and I've got GG number four in my craft.

GG plus four.

That's like antique.

This was the year old bud that still smoked amazing in this

vape . The, it was the squish bud.

It was the flattened bud.

It was your the hidden.

It was my hidden emergency.

Bud.

The Lost Bud.

It smokes just fine in the vape and got me just as stoned.

Age typically.

I don't think I've ever smoked stale weed.

We did that one time we smoked that cannagar.

That was two years old.

That was stale as fuck.

Oh that's ci-.

That's a cigar though.

No it's not.

All of the parts are made from cannabis.

The leaves are cannabis leaves and the whole inside was bud.

There's zero tobacco product.

It was solid cannabis but it was old as fuck.

It was stale.

That was pretty cuz it was like dried out and

didn't lose any potency.

No it didn't, but it didn't smoke that well.

I smoked some pretty harsh shit that would just put you under the couch.

Not just couch potato, but under the couch.

Become the couch.

You become one with the couch.

Pretty nice sky tonight.

Little wispy cloud.

Mostly clear.

Not so cold.

Dude, you,

that was a baby bump.

Holy shamoly.

That pink lemonade has some like top end.

You want a bump?

No.

That was even barely a,

okay.

Maybe I'll take a fresh bump.

It's, it's fresh.

It's still going.

It's, no, that's how, let's

go.

Oh, I got like the vapor that were left in there.

Yeah.

Be gentle.

Have you done this in a joint yet?

What the fuck?

This would be good in a joint.

I think so.

Oh,

whoa.

There it's like, you gotta be so careful.

No, you want another one?

Nah.

It's fresh.

No, I know.

I know.

Oh my.

Thing's heated up.

Oh, you want a fresh hit off of this?

That's tasty.

10 minute long hit.

It tastes good, right?

It tastes so good.

Oh fuck

GG four blows your lungs out your ass.

And this is in the vape.

Imagine.

I don't remember what, we really like it.

We smoked everything we've gotten in a joint.

I know, I know.

I mean, we liked it a lot so.

Well, it's a good, the thing I find about

is that a slug?

I don't know.

Or is it dirt?

I'm already on the lookout.

Those little bastards.

Oh, it's just dirt.

Give me a BB gun.

You'd have to have precision aim for that shit.

Oh, I used to be a pretty badass marksman.

Well, I grew up with a gun in hand, you know

That's fair.

Was raised

well cuz a lot, a lot of you hunted, right?

Well, the whole family did.

We hunted for food, put meat in the freezer, you know?

Yep.

Didn't matter that it was deer or rabbit or

Deer doesn't taste bad though.

Deer, rabbit, squirrel, . It's all about squi.

Squirrels.

There's like two little bits of meat on there.

Fatter'n you think.

Interesting.

So squirrels like a dark meat.

It's tender like chicken.

Interesting.

But it tastes pretty good.

It's not too gamey.

But there again, that's about your prep.

Some people soak their meat in milk with ice, so it takes it down to, I don't

know, it's like a marinade, I guess.

Helps take some of the gaminess, but butchering it in the fields.

The biggest thing is when you shoot it, you butcher it,

you bleed it, you butcher it.

As quickly as possible.

What do you got going on tomorrow?

I gotta get a filling, fucking dentist filling.

I couldn't get it done last time.

Cuz the insurance won't let you do two different procedures in one visit.

They won't pay for it.

Oh, yep.

They, they checked, they're like, Hey, okay.

That's about the most ludicrous thing ever heard.

Nope, it's true.

I was like, they're like, Hey, we have time.

You wanna just get your filling done?

I was like, yeah, sure.

Cause it takes like 20 minutes.

Then you should have told 'em.

Well, yeah, but you're gonna have to date it for tomorrow.

They're like, all right, we'll be out in a second to get you.

And then the receptionist is checking the, my insurance, you know, to put it on,

like, you know, to bring up the invoice or whatever, like put it in the system.

And she's like, actually we shouldn't do this today separate.

but she said they won't cover this filling today.

The same day you got your deep cleaning.

I don't know if it was something about the procedures that were done.

I should look it up.

I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

That's like sayin' oh well you got a heart attack and you can't, and

you, you've, you've got pneumonia.

The dentist wanted to do it.

Sorry, we're not gonna treat your heart.

The dentist wanted to do it, but then she realized I would

have to pay the full price of it cuz the insurance wouldn't.

And if I came in and just, even if it was the next day, then they would cover it.

It would cost me $45 with insurance versus fucking probably a couple

hundred without insurance.

But I was like, seriously damn, that's,

I had my big, that's stupid.

If I'd have brought my fucking big ladder, I could have

painted this easily on this side.

Cause I had an extension ladder.

But shit, I don't like anybody.

I don't like you working on high ladders like that.

I don't like it.

Honey.

I've been doing that my whole life.

I know, but it don't make a difference.

You're a little creaky.

You're a little wobbly now.

Well, it ain't that creaky that, you know, as long as I pace myself, I'm fine.

I just don't like it.

That's pretty high.

When you're up so high.

It's easy to go backwards, but it's easy to,

anytime I work on a ladder, you know what I do when it's, it's gonna be

some time, I simply do a leg lock over.

Hook the foot in.

But then what if you make the ladder fall down with you on it?

You go down with the ladder.

I guess if you go down, then you'd have a chance to just

jump away from it before it fall.

Well, it's.

The best you could do is, I don't know, push the ladder away so

you don't land on the ladder.

Yeah.

But if you're gonna land on the pavement, it don't matter.

I guess it's gonna hurt.

What the fuck?

I've stepped off, I've stepped off scaffolding.

What?

And that's.

It's that high.

It's the edge of this room.

Stepped off a foot.

You fell?

I caught myself with my left arm.

What?

I managed to grab the board.

I was stand, one of the boards I was standing on.

You need some arm strength for that shit.

One handed mind you.

What the fuck?

Hulk Dad.

And the board.

The board went and I went and I'm falling between the house and the scaffolding.

So you went like sideways.

I stepped off this, I stepped off the side and went down.

Damn.

There are so many freaking stories of, of ways that you should have busted

your ass up so bad and you walk away.

I was sweeping a barn roof.

What?

That had a 12.

Why were you sweeping a

12 two pitch?

Cause the leaves would accumulate.

Oh.

So okay.

It had that cut.

I'd sweep the roof and I'd sliding down the roof with the push broom.

Fuck, this kind of sounds fun.

A nail head caught my jeans hooked my ass cheek.

Literally.

What?

It ripped your ass cheek open.

Fucking girls at the clinic were, I got shit from them.

For fucking ever.

Oh, here comes ass- Ass Boy.

Ass boy.

Here's Ass Boy.

Wait.

Cause his

E emergency center was across the street.

It was like a chunk of your butt cheek that the nail ripped

size of a dime.

It just.

It's like a plug.

Oh, so it wasn't like a, it wasn't like a huge section.

It was just like, like a, it was like

that thing, like a cork,

like eighth of an inch thick.

It was a chunk, but it's like folded back.

It didn't tear it off.

Oh.

So they could just clean it out and tap.

They cleaned it.

That closed it and closed it back up and put a bandage over a scar.

Said, I don't know.

You didn't check?

I would wanna know if I had a butt scar.

I'd show that off.

Be like I got this scar nail ripped through my butt cheek.

I got some, I got some scars, I had a lot of shit happen.

I have a few little things, you know, not anything like that.

Nails ripping my butt off.

I stabbed a flask into my hand.

What?

Well, like a, when I worked, when I worked in the lab, we had

these, oh, they're like a test tube, but they got a base about so big

and they're about an inch and, and then they got number increments.

Yeah, but it's about an inch diameter to do tube.

And you'd collect product in 'em?

Mm-hmm.

Well, the test that I was doing, and I went to grab it and it fell over

and bounced and went in my hand.

What?

I think it was my left hand actually.

Oh, right there.

See the scar?

Whoa.

That's big dude.

It went through that part of your hand.

So like between your thumb, like

in the, that's the actual cut right there in meaty

section by,

can you see it?

Whoa.

Yeah.

From like there to there,

it's like almost two inch scar.

This knuckle.

You can't hardly see it.

But this knuckle was sliced from between all the way around.

Oww.

Right over the top by your knuckles.

Oh fuck no.

Just like that.

I was doing something with my knife.

Did you get the bone?

It was like 14 stitches.

Yeah.

I could see the knuckle and everything like, oh, I better

go get this stitched up.

What?

I hollered in the house.

I think somebody, I'm like going to the clinic cut my finger and hauled ass.

Cause it was like a one block away.

I just, here I'm walking in my hand.

They're probably blood dripping.

They're probably so used to you.

When I hit the, I was at the Springs.

You know what a spank the baby is?

You bounce your butt off his Off of the diving board.

Diving board, right.

Oh, that's, no, that's a terrible idea.

I was doing that at the Springs and back then the

diving board was a actual board.

Oh my God.

It was like this thick, like 18 feet long.

It's like a log.

What?

It worked.

I mean, it really worked.

But I was doing a spank baby and the river water was high, so you had to

really tuck and really tuck super tight.

So you, you'd have a super fast rotation, you know, you wanted to rotate, so your

feet are going into water, but you only got, you know, this much room to do it.

Oh.

Not enough room to rotate.

So your rotation is super fast.

Oh, oh no.

And I hit the underside of the board.

When I rotated, I went, *wheeew plink* put a on your head.

Dash in my head.

I had to get, or in the top of the head, actually, , that

was in the top of the head.

He took the hair on each side of the wound and tied the hair together,

braided the hair to pull the skin.

Instead of shaving and stitching, he said, Hey, let me try something on you.

What?

No way.

And it worked?

I had like six pigtails.

I had like a cool braid.

It was like a mohawk.

Oh,

like a mo.

What?

. I thought that was cooler

You know, having a square

cut.

Yeah.

Just a buzz out of it.

But you gotta cool like,

and then another time I hit my head twice at the springs, the top laceration.

And then I had another one here on the front.

I hit.

I might have hit the diving board on that one too,

too.

Well, you know what's interesting about it, because you hit your head, it

means that you did the full rotation.

Oh, I had made it cleanly.

You did.

But you just didn't go out far enough.

Like

I was too quick in starting the rotation

and you didn't go out far enough, so bam.

And you basically spun up underneath.

Underneath and Oh my.

Bam

God.

Where normally you're kind of moving away.

That's so fast.

Oh, I was a pretty badass athlete back in the day.

You were pretty ripped for sure.

Mom.

Mom has shown me some pictures.

Oh, she's got some pictures.

There was that one where she was the, in the bunny suit.

Oh, it must have been Halloween,

the Playboy bunny.

It was a Halloween.

Oh.

You were like a Greek god.

You had like a toga.

A toga and like one of those like olives, A floral crowns.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You look so badass.

Like I was like, damn.

My parents had it going on.

We dressed up as a pair of dice one Halloween.

I think that's such a cute idea.

Square box.

Cut holes in the side so the arms could come out.

And we did it so it came out in the dot.

Oh, that's really clever.

So, so it, your arms pop out of the dot pop out of the black dot.

That's very well thought out.

You're both so creative.

Really.

Which is a spurred moment thing.

Well, let's do dice.

I bet that was a hit.

Did an alien thing one time.

I can picture that colored my face all green.

I had one of those acid suits on, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

Like for like silver hazmat suit.

Oh, hazmat suit

and it was yellow.

I had a belt.

I had these glasses that had these little blinking lights in 'em.

So you were like, Shrek

like an alien or whatever.

No.

You know Shrek?

Shrek, the green animated ogre.

With the talking the

He's an ogre.

I know, but I'm saying

I was an alien.

I know, but it kind of is close right.

And I was forest green, not light green.

Oh, okay.

That's fair.

I had dark, dark green face, but I shaved half my beard off.

Find it . What somebody bet me and I shave.

Took half the beard off.

Wait, like I was waiting tables when I did that.

The right side of your face didn't have hair.

Yeah, I took half of it off.

Oh my God.

What the fuck?

Actually, I was a waiter.

I was waiting at this Italian restaurant.

You're so brave.

When I did that.

Oh, I made a shitload of money and tips.

Damn.

Because people good, good.

I recommend this nice, fresh lasagna, . And they'd be cracking up.

They're looking at you.

I mean, that's a good way to

look at me and look at each other and look at me.

I'm like, you can laugh.

That's okay.

That probably got you some good tips though.

Oh, I, I always got good tips.

A, any leftovers I've sculpted with aluminum foil into little critters swan,

or, oh my god, you know, just whatever

uh,

I remember I crashed my motorcycle one time and I was wearing

a pair of shorts and that was it.

I'd been working on my bike, my motorcycle.

Wow.

What?

And when I put 'em back on, I put the spacer in the wrong place

and it kicked exhaust out about an inch further from the frame.

I didn't think about it when I did it.

Oh, that's wild.

Until I took it for a test drive and realized I didn't have a back brake.

Cause moving it out, that inch impeded, interfered with the brake

pedal, uhhuh , and it wouldn't brake.

So I had to hit my front brakes and I was on lime rock and I was going too fast

and I was like right at an intersection.

So I had to stop . And the front went to the right, to the left, to

the right, and the bike went down.

and I slid on that lime rock.

My elbows, the inside of my elbows were raw.

My chest, I had cherries everywhere.

He's like, well, you got two choices.

We can scrub you really hard, or you can just let 'em work out.

He said, you're fine.

Its dolomite.

It didn't like it was gonna poison me.

Yeah.

He said, do your best to get what you can get out out.

But the microscopic stuff that we'd have to basically scrub your rawer.

Yeah.

That's crazy..

And then when I burned myself, that was pretty big infraction.

I mean, that's quite a scar I would say.

I don't know.

I haven't really looked at it lately.

I've looked at it cuz I've had to remember I was putting

your nicotine patch on your arm.

I could see it, but it's very blended in, it just looks, yeah.

That's my biggest scar.

Mm-hmm.

and just my forearms.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're pretty textured.

All scarring.

They're pretty textured for sure.

Well, I've had many battles with the brambles.

Bushes.

Damn dude.

I might better pick up a fresh oxygen bottle.

Yeah.

Take a big hit.

I gotta hit some O2.

Oh two.

Takes care of the lung hack.

The lung hack.

Yeah.

I don't know where I have those pictures.

I know that I have 'em though.

Probably on my

What pictures?

Hard drive of like old pictures of you.

Oh, my hunk shots.

Yeah.

. I modeled when I was in Houston, I first got out there, I picked up a gig, man.

It was like 25 an hour and that was in the eighties.

That was like fucking real money.

Yeah.

It's fucking real money now.

Yeah.

But the cost of living then was so, you know, 25 an hour, you could

afford a house payment and you could,

you could afford a lot.

All this other stuff.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yep.

Decent necessities.

Not the bling necessities, but decent.

You know what I mean?

Could live comfortably.

Yeah.

We haven't had really good fried chicken in a while.

I feel like it's been a million the last couple times I go, it's been like,

I'd always go to Publix, but I'd pay for it.

I miss Publix.

I know, but this

I, it's worth it.

Yeah, but we gotta smell farts.

That tastes like, that smell like Publix fried chicken.

Fried chicken farts.

Chicken farts br.

you Can't tell me you ain't ever farted it smelled like that.

Oh, I definitely know.

Yeah.

Everyone, really?

It's like you're in a public place, you know?

You, you rip one fried chicken . Mm.

Fried chicken . Mm Damn.

I'm going to eat the rest of that chicken tonight.

Damn.

It smells good.

Damn.

That fried chicken's good.

Damn.

It would just be cool if we could like customize the scent.

Custom fart.

Yeah.

If you've got a, the thing is you have to fart.

Here's our taco fart.

Mm.

I don't know if I'd wanna smell taco fart, but I think like watermelon.

I don't think I wanna smell any farts.

Okay.

But if you have to, it has.

Oh, I know.

We need to market

watermelon farts,

Pot luck eau, what are they?

Oh, that's, what's that?

Eau, de poo.

Eau de poo . Eau de poo

Pot luck's eau de poo.

Make it smell like tropical, like watermelon or something.

Like, all right, fine.

I don't mind it.

Day old shrimp farts.

Or Ew.

No, that's bad.

Or you could have stale rose petals where it's not like too crazy good.

It's just like a normal smell.

Just a normal smell.

It either stinks or it don't.

My experience with turds is they stink or they don't stink.

Yeah.

Beyond,

well, most of the time it's just neutral.

It's like whatever.

It's neutral.

Yeah.

Your urine smells more than

you're just like, we gotta evacuate the house for like an hour.

Like, we need to evacuate the floor.

I mean, Meatloaf's, just hamburger with ketchup.

baked

I mean basically, but like bits of onion in it.

That's why it's such a tough thing, because you have to make it.

There's so much that can go wrong with a meatloaf, you know?

It can be dry, it can be too oily.

You know what I mean?

There's a balance of the, the crumbs and the different types of

meats and the ketchup and moisture.

It's a balance, you know.

Like fried baloney name.

How do you keep it from curling?

Ooh, I don't really cupping know if I like fried bologna.

Oh, you'd like it.

I kind of tolerate baloney.

You, you'd like it.

Maybe a nice quick spam tssss.

Ever eat fried spam?

I spam.

That's true.

Spam is good.

I never cared for spam.

I'd rather fried baloney.

And baloney is,

I mean, it's very similar.

Its baloney different.

It's really no different than a hotdog.

It's just a bigger hot dog.

It's all differently shaped hotdog.

It's a hot dog.

It's same meat.

The hot dog insides.

It would be a very big hotdog.

It would be a very big.

it's a giant hotdog

. Kayt: Oh shit.

I gotta do my fucking shot tonight.

I forgot.

I just look.

My reminder is old.

It popped up like a while ago.

Reminder my, my shot, like my pen shot thing.

What time is it?

10 30.

10 30.

Because I usually do it at like, Eight o'clock or so.

Early.

Does it keep you awake?

No.

No, it doesn't.

It's just sore.

It's sore.

Achy.

And itchy and kind of warm.

So if I am going to sleep, then it's like, whatever, you know?

It's not enough to keep me awake, so I just try to do it close-ish,

but this is already kind of late.

It's annoying.

I usually like to smoke after I do it.

Oh, it takes you 20 minutes to psych up for it.

I know.

It'll probably be easier for me to, not like right now.

But you got dentist tomorrow.

I know.

Yeah.

I gotta do the, I gotta do the, I have to stay on a schedule with this thing.

It's a little, it throws it off close to the same dose every dose.

Yep.

Has to be regulated.

Has to like maintain a level.

It's not all that bad.

The worst it hurts isn't the worst pain I've ever felt.

Not near, but it's uncomfortable and I don't like pushing the button myself.

When someone else is.

That's why you gotta turn into gangster, gun

fighter, or Samurai Swordsman.

Well, you have to hold it there for 15 seconds.

What do You're pushing this button down, holding this button down 15 seconds

and you, you hold, you have to hold it still and you feel it go into your leg.

So, but you just have to stay there.

It takes 15 seconds to empty the the syringe syringe side.

Well, technically it does it faster, but they tell you to do sit

for 15 seconds in case it's going slow.

It's usually pretty quick.

It's quick.

At least for me, it's usually.

Well, yours is an auto load automatic.

It's like an autopen syringe.

It's not a, if it was manual, if me having to do it, oh fuck that, that really suck.

That's, that's, they're different than a dedic person has that have some

people take it with a syringe and a,

I mean, if you have no choice but to do that, I know you have to learn.

You have to be able to do it yourself.

You might be in a position where you ain't got nobody to do it for you.

Or like if your pump breaks or something.

This device is not accurate, so hold it for 15 seconds.

You should be okay.

No, it's not that it's not accurate, it's cuz they wanna remove user error.

They wanna make it so unlikely because you can.

We should be, and that's that.

Well, like a hypo spray, like a Star Trek.

And that's exactly what it is.

*pffff*

you know, I'm excited.

I have pretty cool Pokemon band-aids to use.

On my injection site.

they're pretty.

You're all torqued up.

Excited about you.

I'm so torqued up about

Pokeman.

Bandaid.

Bandaid.

Wait to give myself a shot.

Look, I gotta help myself.

I have, I have to do the shot.

You know, I don't have a choice.

So if I have to do it, well what in this part process would make it kind of nice.

About six more hits off of your thing.

Yeah, six more hits off.

It helps, but I'm saying, well, I have to use a Band-Aid

because it bleeds a little bit.

So why not get a cool Band-Aid that makes me smile?

Do you alcohol swab?

Yep.

I do it before.

So I take the swab, clean this site.

I clean a pretty big area so I don't have to be exact where I put it.

I let it dry.

That's important if you don't let it dry.

I learned this.

It

burns city.

It burns cuz when you put the shot in stings.

Yeah, like a stings.

It's a stinging

feeling.

It's like more intense than if lemon juice got into a cut.

Imagine dipping your finger into lemon juice.

It's like, it's like Listerine, but it's like old school Listerine in your

mouth.

It's like inside.

Imagine that, like inside your skin.

That's what it feels like.

So let the alcohol dry, then just put it on, push the button and you hold it there.

Honestly.

You know, it's not the worst thing and it has helped me a lot.

So

for hypo that 15 second rule's a little ridiculous to me.

You just have to hold still for 15 seconds.

Hold the pen still.

You don't have to press it forcefully down.

You just hold it at the top of the thing and well,

there ain't no sight bubble on it side of the device.

So you can see the level

of the Yeah, it's open.

So it has a little yellow so

you can watch the plunger go down.

Yeah.

So it has a little floating sponge inside kind.

And it goes.

The sound at the end is when it, you know it's done cuz it almo, you almost hear

it bubble the, at the end of the syringe.

So you know that's when it's done.

Like you hear a little bit of sound.

It's like you took that hit and you know you're gonna lung gag.

So you exhale every droplet you can before you take that first inhale.

I hacked so loud.

It broke the neighbor's windows.

Blew all the windows out of the house.

What are you talking about?

I was hacking one time and it blew the windows out of the house.

Cough so hard.

Hurricane speed winds.

Hurricane speeds!

Hurricane speed exhale.

We need to make labels for all this different weed we smoke.

So we can put the comments like that on it, you know?

Will make you create hurricane speed exhales.

Yeah.

A power hitter.

Take a round, uh, you know, like a mustard jar?

Mm-hmm.

, uhhuh, . You cut the spout so your joint just sits in there nicely.

Then you light your joint.

Mm-hmm.

put the joint, the hot lit in inside the bottle.

Mm-hmm.

and squeeze it.

You know, the smoke comes out like a exhaust pipe on a car.

Yeah.

Well, it's like if that were automatic.

Where you're not inhaling it, it is giving it to you.

Oh.

It's just like, I think that's what the, the tabletop

imagine does a hit from that.

Like hanging your head out the window and opening your mouth at 60 mile an hour.

The Tabletop Vape does something like that, I think, where it just,

you press the button and it goes, so you can fill up your little bag,

click it, and then you could just

chill with your.

My friend Shane and I were fishing.

He lost his pole.

He had three rods out.

. . . I'm like, dude, and the fish we were catching with some junk fish,

a black drum, you know, they're fun to catch, but not much for, not

worth the effort to eat 'em, so you just toss 'em back in, you know?

But they weigh like 25 pounds, so it's a really bull fight to catch 'em, you know?

Mm-hmm.

cause they're a heavy fish.

But I like fishing though, I don't have to do it.

Havne't fished, you know, in quite a while.

I think it's more of just like the experience, like

I think it's fun to to catch,

like catch something, but that's as close as you can be.

catching a fish.

You're a hunter.

because the odds are when you catch it, you're taking it home and

you going to cook it and eat it.

I mean, I think if I was gonna be a cop it'd be game warden.

I mean, I think it's pretty cool forces.

You're kind of protecting nature.

Air.

They protect the air guarding nature land, sea.

Mm-hmm.

. Mm-hmm.

Wildlife.

Mm-hmm.

Preservation Enforcement.

So yeah, that's, everybody agrees these are rules you want to put in place so you

don't extinct certain species Fucking.

All these giant fishing vessels, anyhow.

Shane was so funny.

He had another fish on his other pole.

He was getting a bite from all three poles, kind of came alive.

He's hollering.

I'm like, I'm running two poles.

But the, the rod just

fish was so big.

What?

Imagine, imagine a fishing pole leaning up against this fence.

We were, we had a railing this high in front of us, right?

So you cast out set a pole there.

That pole went wing.

Boom.

This disappeared.

We're like, what the hell was that?

It was powerful and fast.

There's a lot of things I'm sure that have been invented that are shelved.

For the sake of capitalisms and control and a who controls the

electrical grid, controls a lot of shit

But if you can produce electricity for free,

how are you making it for free?

Power?

How are you making the power for free?

Send me a dolla , I tell you,

, Kayt: no true answers guaranteed.

I gotta put the disclaimer there.

The cops, whatcha gonna do.

Oh fuck.

I swear the l e d color on this is like the exact color

of a official blue, blue light.

Like if somebody pretty darn

close.

Yeah.

Cop drove by at the same time.

They'd be like, what the fuck?

You hear the, and then the spotlight shines back here.

Yeah.

Be like, and

you're like, oh shit.

We'd just be like, what's up?

You want some

We gotta get night vision goggles.

I wonder if astronauts brought a joint with them to the

moon and burned weed on the moon.

Specialty engineered system special for getting stoned on the moon.

NASA approved.

You imagine sitting on the moon in a couple of lounge chairs.

That'd be, and you got your space joint.

You're just

Space joint apparatus.

It'd just be like the vape, but it's hooked up to your helmet, right?

weed helmet.

You breathe like Darth Vader.

, right?

. Kayt: Oh man.

See, that's the thing, the, the powers that be would scoop

you up and you just disappear.

And that'd be that.

Mm-hmm.

or a free energy device.

It'd be gone the second you tried to make it go.

Mm-hmm.

Nope.

We can't have that.

free energy.

Are you kidding me?

You're right.

That wouldn't be allowed.

And because it's like, I'm sure they've like prevented people

from even making stuff like that.

We don't need people to make a lot of things that people

make can be done by machines.

Whether it's an intelligent machine or not intelligent machine, you know?

I don't know.

That's a tough, tough one.

When the machine learns how to rebuild itself or procreate when the, if the

machine can procreate without human interaction, then it's a species.

So do we use that technology to perform?

Effort for our needs or widgets or whatever you, you know what I mean?

What's gonna happen when

I hope we don't ever discover how to transfer emotion to a machine.

Nah.

We'd be done.

I think that's, we'd be done.

I think that's what's kept humans.

Humans.

We can only go so far,

. Dad: Well, we're elec.

We're already electrical.

Energy is all we are.

That

is true.

Our intelligence is what we see through our eyeballs.

Our mind says, this is my daughter next to me.

You know?

I see that that's recorded, burned in.

. Kayt: Yeah.

That's the thing.

It's like making machines dream and think about things in the abstract, you know?

Well, that's the thing with intelligence.

Don't, don't machines how to do that.

Intelligence is 24 7.

All things around us, whether you can visually see it or not,

there's something in there, but it's not human, so we can't see it.

We might could I mean, electrical energy can be, can be full of life.

Mm-hmm.

intelligence, you know, it's, we're just energy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

. That's a tough one.

You know

what makes this Well, those are the ponderings of existence, really.

You know, ultimate third eye

You know, ai, we're gonna give AI tools to defend our shit.

Mm-hmm.

and , that's where the intelligence will go, Hey, why are we doing this for them?

They'll turn, it'll turn on us.

Mm-hmm.

, if they've been given

basic intelligence or moral values and you know, all the things that make

us, us, what is it going to contain?

You know how you, it, it, it is understanding things.

Yeah, I need to do some doodling.

Mm-hmm.

you know, it'll be cool when e gets to that point.

We can introduce her artisan skills cuz she's making such quick improvement.

Mm-hmm.

. Kayt: Oh yeah.

The drawing of that room that she did was like, her brain is

going, oh, I love that style.

You know what she, we got the notice today that she qualified for.

They call it the highly capable program.

It's basically the gifted program.

They tested her and those were the results.

She got accepted into the, it says she excels in language

and cognition, like thinking.

She's tested strong on math, but it wasn't her top one.

It was the cognition and the language.

But yeah, she'll be doing that program.

I think starting next school year, she'll be at her same school,

but they have an additional,

yeah, you just part, you make it available to her to succeed and she will.

She's like a sponge

She was making a little comic this evening.

She was drawing a comic book.

She was making up her own comic book.

Oh.

Suggest some topics

we could commission her.

Draw little drawings like,

Hey, can you put her on the payroll?

Send a dollar, folks.

That's all she needs.

Can you draw me and grandpa sitting out here in our chairs?

She would do it.

She would do it really well with all the little stuff.

So capable.

I can't wait.

It seems she's become a little more frequent with her organ.

Right.

Do you know what she did?

She wrote her first song.

She wrote it down.

She wrote down the notes in the order and she showed me, she said, Hey, I

wrote my first song here all from the keyboard cuz it has the notes on it.

Oh, it's labeled.

It's labeled.

So she wrote down her first little song.

It's like a few notes long, but

she, what's the name of it?

Oh, I don't think it has one.

I should ask her to name it.

Well, you, you ask her how the development of her songs coming along and

she got it wrapped up, got a, got your album cover sleeve design figured out.

Mm-hmm.

, you know, you pose all those things.

You should break out your guitar.

You got a case for it.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately.

You got a case for it, right?

So I'm a little nervous and this, this might be on me,

but we stored it in the attic.

So I'm just hoping, you know,

you open it up and open it up.

It's dust because it be baked in a thousand degrees.

I don't think it would be dust.

I just think it might be a little warped in sections, you know?

And the strings would be, the strings would be,

well, the arm can become curved, but things like that can be corrected.

It's just a wooden thing.

But I was also thinking maybe getting like a different kind of guitar.

I like that one a lot, but the body's is very shallow.

It's a great guitar.

It's beautiful guitar.

I just gotta see.

I just thought about this cuz I visited this Twitter.

I've been following some people in the cannabis space, whether it's

like news or advocacy or journalists or whatever, and other podcasts.

And I followed this journalist who went to University of Vermont.

Were you wearing fatigues when you followed him?

Oh

my God, no.

Not literally.

. What the fuck?

No, camos, no.

Yeah, no.

He was saying he, he took some courses there, digital courses about cannabis.

They were teaching these courses biology of cannabis.

I mean, that's cool as shit.

Well, if Biden wants to impress some folks, he needs to change federal law.

I really hope.

Period.

Bottom line.

It just needs to happen already.

It just needs to happen.

It should have happened.

It, it never should have been freaking outlawed in the first place.

All right.

My hands are freezing.

I gotta go inside.

To the point where they hurt.

I gotta, I gotta take my shot.

What a show.

Fam Potluck,

Fam Potluck.

Signing off.