Sharpen your marshmallow sticks and stow your swim trunks, campers—it’s time for a final field trip into the psychosexual wilderness known as Sleepaway Camp. In this scandal-soaked session, Counselor Tommy “The Movie Guy Bay Bay” James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace, and your HEAD Camp Counselor Mista Malave unzip the tangled sleeping bag of Angela’s deepest secret. We’ll roast Judy's curling iron companion over the campfire, dissect Dr. Freud's favorite diagnosis, and ask the question no one else dares to: Why is Mel’s toupee the most emotionally stable character in this movie? Oh, and Ronny? Still bench pressing his way into our hearts with zero plot rewards.