Yo, get ready to unwrap some holiday hilarity, 'cause we’re diving into a jolly good time! 🎄 This week, we’re all about the struggle of opening those pesky candy canes—seriously, do they come with a degree in engineering? But fear not, because Brock's just dropped a candy cane opener that's a total game-changer! Not only does it slice through wrappers like a hot knife through butter, but it doubles as a tree ornament! 🤯 And speaking of holiday shenanigans, we’re hitting you with our "Morning 6-Pack" of the top six questions that leave us scratching our heads during the festive season. From sweet potatoes vs. yams to whether Die Hard qualifies as a Christmas movie (spoiler: it does not), we’re serving up laughs that’ll have you rolling! So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s get this holiday party started! 🎉 Picture this: the holiday season is upon us, and with it comes the eternal struggle of opening those pesky candy canes. Who knew they could be so tricky, right? Well, fear not, my festive friends, because Brock's has rolled out a game-changer! Enter the candy cane opener, which looks like a pocket lighter and promises to slice through that bothersome wrapper without turning your candy cane into a mangled mess. Not only does it make candy cane unwrapping a breeze, but it also doubles as a Christmas tree ornament—because why not? It's the multi-tool of holiday goodies! Tune in as we dive into the details of this sweet little invention and when you can snag one for yourself, all while cracking jokes about the absurdity of it all. Spoiler alert: we also tackle some of the burning questions that pop up during the holiday madness—like, is Die Hard really a Christmas movie? You’ll just have to listen to find out!
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Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack.
Speaker B:
And with the holidays upon us, you may be thinking, well, I love candy canes but they're such a pain to open.
Speaker B:
Well, now there's a.
Speaker B:
There's help.
Speaker B:
Brock's, a company that makes candy canes, has created a limited edition candy cane opener.
Speaker B:
It looks kind of like a plastic pocket lighter.
Speaker B:
The idea is basically you stick the long end of the candy cane in and it helps to cut the wrapper open for you without breaking the candy cane.
Speaker B:
Now there's just a picture.
Speaker B:
I'm not sure.
Speaker B:
Looking at this, I don't know whether you twist it like a pencil sharpener or whether you push a button.
Speaker B:
Either way it says that it's fast and mess free.
Speaker B:
The opener can also double as a Christmas tree ornament so you can have it hanging on your tree next to your candy canes.
Speaker B:
Talk about handy.
Speaker B:
If you want one, they go on sale next Monday, 7pm Eastern.
Speaker B:
So that'd be 6 o' clock local at the cane opener.com the cane opener.com $5 a piece and they come with a box of Brock's candy canes.
Speaker B:
I kind of like this.
Speaker B:
This is cute.
Speaker B:
I mean, I've always kind of thought to myself, why is it that candy canes are so hard to open?
Speaker B:
And as I think about that, you know, I have some other holiday thoughts.
Speaker A:
Best way to start your day.
Speaker A:
These six jokes he's about to say, listen up for old Haystack, crack open the mor expect these are the top six questions that the holidays leave us asking, other than why are a candy cane so hard to open?
Speaker B:
Number six, what is the difference between sweet potatoes and yams?
Speaker B:
Number five, how does the Salvation army raise money the rest of the year?
Speaker A:
Number four is Die Hard, a Christmas movie.
Speaker B:
I'm kidding, of course it's not.
Speaker B:
Moving on.
Speaker A:
Number three, would it not be a.
Speaker B:
Lot safer to roast chestnuts in the microwave?
Speaker A:
Two, wouldn't a true love give you something you actually want for Christmas instead.
Speaker B:
Of six geese a laying and the.
Speaker A:
Number one question that the holidays leave me asking other than why are candy canes so hard to open?
Speaker B:
Why do we always have to watch the cowboys suck on Thanksgiving?
