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S1 E13 Airwolf: Rad Vlad, Scientist Dad Part 2
Episode 14 • 10th April 2025 • Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions • What Happened Here Productions
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This week the cool girls discuss nuclear fallout and try to buy a helicopter. Stavograd part 2.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Nah, we

can just do like a cold open like we

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always do.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Of

Laura opening the box.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

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So Laura's opening the box.

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What's in the box, Laura?

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: What's in the box?

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Oh my gosh.

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It is pink and it says Santini

air helicopters, antique

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aircraft, aerial photography,

stunt flying, and camera mounts.

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Oh my gosh.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: it.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes,

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh

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my gosh.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: match.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Beth.

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So for the listener, Beth has gotten all

three of us Santini air shirts in pink.

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are so cute.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I was trying to find an America

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the Jeep, and stumbled upon this

instead, and I am fucking delighted.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: gonna ask

if you had to like mock this up

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yourself, or if somebody's just out

there selling Santini air shirts.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Somebody

is out there just selling Santini air

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Ah,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: like,

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: I love them.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

And we got it in pink guys,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: and

we got it in pink because fuck it.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: And

I'm pretty sure that we're gonna have

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Cool girl, uh, merch up pretty soon too.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah,

I know we're working on it.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I have already chatted with Lee

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Middleton and they have given us the

go ahead to put it on a shirt, so.

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right.

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All right.

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Beth, who are we?

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: oh yeah.

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Okay.

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Here we

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_1_03-20-2025_200540:

What are we doing here?

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I just thought I was chatting

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with my friends, to be honest.

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Am I not just chatting with my friends?

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Welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't look at explosions where

we watch dude Centric tv, but

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quickly because we have heartburn,

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: so much heartburn,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

so much heartburn.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: 900

degrees Celsius of heartburn.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

You understand

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rad levels are a million.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Speaking of rad levels,

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uh,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Core one is melting down.

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It's, it's our esophageal situation.

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'cause of the heartburn, it's, yeah.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Guys, I

went to open up my notes because I

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always open up my notes for a pod.

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And I forgot that I told you all

earlier today, like, I can't make notes.

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Like I'll watch the episode,

but I ain't got time.

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You know?

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But I still

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Laura is doctoring hard guys

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Uh, I don't

know if doctoring is the right

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

pre doctoring.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: like,

like, uh, fumbling failing.

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I,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: no.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: I have

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it on good authority.

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If I get a C in statistics,

I could probably still go on.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: oh, see,

that's, you know, your class is impossibly

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hard when everyone's like, yes, I got a C.

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Like, you're

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good, you're good.

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I will soon be joining you

because I am going to be going

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to school in the swimmer, air

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: wha wha

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: It's time.

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I won't be doing anything

like you're doing.

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I'm just gonna do like feminist theory and

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Ugh.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: public

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: I was doing that.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

feel like that's gonna open

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up some really interesting

conversations for POD though, Beth.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh my God, yes.

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I can't

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wait.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Or I'm gonna have to handsome,

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like, fuck boy his ass.

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I don't know how this is gonna go, but.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Wait, can you please get

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your professor into pod like.

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at the end of all of your email

signatures, put cool girls.

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Don't look at explosions feminist

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Mommy.

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Mommy, come on my pod please.

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Hey, mommy.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

or Daddy, I, I mean,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Love please.

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Or Daddy, please.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: no, no, no, no.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah,

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I'll make them so uncomfortable.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Anyway,

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: That's

what feminist pod is here for.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I'm

cutting all of this out so that if

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we do get my professor into the pod,

they will never hear this bullshit.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

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I have no notes.

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I what even happened in

Staava grad part two, guys?

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

all right.

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I,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

we begin with a rad count.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh yes.

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the rad meter.

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It's there

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: 55.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yep.

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I started taking these notes, like it

was the first episode, if you remember,

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the debacle of the, uh, episodes

that were not labeled correctly.

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Um, so I'm just like, Hey, I miss, I

like, I'm glad I miss the old cast,

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but I'm glad we still have the song.

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And then there's the rad count, and

then all these news stations are talking

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about Sava grad in different languages.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yes.

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Famously British English

and American English.

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Different languages.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah,

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

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Yes.

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Right.

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Well, there's also like

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

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Right.

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But

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

but still.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: they couldn't

even do like French, you know?

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They couldn't even do like

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I know.

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Couldn't they just like.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Eiffel

Tower and some French guy talking.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Or Kube, you know, just like

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Hmm.

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Huh?

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shoot on over to Quebec real quick.

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Y'all are in

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: They're in

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, it's true.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: in Canada.

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I think it's on the other

side of Canada technically.

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Uh,

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get a French Canadian

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

you could get a French Canadian.

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Come on.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: B roll.

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Yeah.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, just send him an airwolf it.

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The flight will take all of

15 minutes there and back,

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you

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know.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: is

hotter than a fdu fountain and yeah,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: oh my God.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: and,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

You could cook the finest poutine.

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We have just lost Olive Quebec.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

but Quebec, can you like.

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Can you take us?

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We're sorry.

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We're so sorry about

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sorry.

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I'll speak a little French.

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I'm okay.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

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You are trevone.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, we'll bring KFC

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

We do have listeners in Canada.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

and we have listeners in

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

That's true.

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That's true.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

shut out to the uk.

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got room on their couch?

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, I'll work hard man.

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If you're up in the Scottish Highlands and

you need like a farm hand, I could maybe

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do that.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I've

never been, literally y'all have been,

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Jair has been, my entire immediate

family has been except for me.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh.

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haven't been either Beth,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh, so

what you're saying is, uh, we're going,

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: me and you.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Laura and I

will be going on a girl date to Scotland.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yes.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: go

too 'cause because I, I'm Scottish.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I go?

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No, it's a girl date.

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Bye.

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suppose we can take you as

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well.

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We do need someone who knows their

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way around, so let's take Glo as well.

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So.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Also,

we're taking Jair 'cause he's pouting

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right now.

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He's not a girl though.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

That's what I told him.

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And then he went and

then he went, oh no, he's

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ping in the corner.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

is everybody who listens to this

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podcast an honorary cool girl?

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh,

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

be girls, but they are cool girls.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yes.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

We cater to the cool girls, guys

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and nays.

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Do we?

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

You guys know what's not cool?

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The nuclear reactors that

keep on melting down.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: rad count.

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Jumping up to

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60.

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is very concerned in this

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episode and he gets

progressively sweatier.

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That's the thing I remember.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes.

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I couldn't remember anyone's name.

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So, um, I did shout out the lady

scientist telling Pee Paw, the pee paw

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scientist, who I guess is Vlad, right?

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That's Vlad

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okay.

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Yeah.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: what was

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: So the

paw scientist, um, that everything

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is heating up faster than expected.

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And he snaps, don't you think?

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I know that.

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And he like immediately owns up to his

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bad behavior, apologizes.

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And then they hug it out.

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Which like if all workplaces

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could adopt this, that would be

toy, except for like the hugging.

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'cause

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Only if, only if you

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are, both parties are

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cool

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Only if

you're bound with hugging, like, you know,

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some, for some people it's a

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sensory nightmare, you know?

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he's like her science dad,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yes, he's her science dad.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

The Airwolf team is locked

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in the control room.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I've

been calling them the air wolf pack.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

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I like it.

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It's either Air Wolf

Pack or Air Wolf flock.

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I think Pac makes more sense though,

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nice

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: could.

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It does.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: guys.

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I don't know why I haven't thought

about it until now, but what

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would a flying wolf look like?

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Like if Air wolf were like

anthropomorphized or not an, uh,

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there's a word for it, but Yeah.

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Everything is covered in fur,

including the wings, furry wings,

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Right.

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Same color as the wolf's fur.

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And it's going.

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I'm so fast.

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Boy.

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I'm so fast.

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Like that one meme, um, I don't know,

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maybe howling, but the Doppler

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effect.

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pretty good.

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I like that a

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Still living off those videos

where the Star Trek themes are

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coming from the ship in the intro,

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so it

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: so

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Love it.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: listener.

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If you haven't heard those

yet, they're so good.

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pretty sure they're in our

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discord, right?

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Somebody go get to the Discord,

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

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If you're not in our

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: we

got the best group of people, guys.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

We got channels on

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channels.

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On channels.

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Are you into Babylon?

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Five.

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We

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got that.

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You into BS, G.

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We got that.

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Into BFG.

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We probably got

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

The big, the big fair and the giant.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah,

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Are you into children's literature?

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Probably there.

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I don't know.

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We got English

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teachers like,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

come, come and get it,

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y'all.

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

The rad count jumps to 70.

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my.

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Uh, yes, I wrote, but we

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Oh, we did?

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Um,

'cause 'cause like, okay, so, uh, yeah,

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it's heating up faster than expected.

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Um, the general Russian, I

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don't

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

don't know.

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Do we get,

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mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: is

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glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: it

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off?

357

:

Okay.

358

:

Ki off.

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_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yes.

360

:

That's the one I've got.

361

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Cool.

362

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Cool.

363

:

Well then let's go with that.

364

:

Um, OV is all like, so we're

gonna blow it up, right?

365

:

Talking about the reactor

and the scientists are like.

366

:

No.

367

:

'cause then we will all die.

368

:

And he feels like that's, um,

369

:

unreasonable.

370

:

I, don't,

371

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: my brain

is all fragmented and stuff.

372

:

Right.

373

:

But I really could not follow

why we were gonna shoot it

374

:

with a boron missile, I think

375

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I think what I, yes, my brain is

376

:

admittedly also frazzled, but I got the

impression that if they shot the thing

377

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in the core, that the

boron would neutralize

378

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

379

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: the,

the core and then they could go in.

380

:

But it was like an eye through

a needle sort of situation.

381

:

Um,

382

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Mikey

383

:

said that.

384

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

385

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

do they call him Mikey?

386

:

He's Mikey

387

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: that's

388

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I've been calling him Uncle Jesse,

389

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Uncle Joey.

390

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Mikey's cool.

391

:

Thank you baby Uncle Joey.

392

:

Okay.

393

:

Uh, Jair just made me tea and brought it

to me, thus he can come with us to the

394

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Okay.

395

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Islands.

396

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Only

if he also brings me a tea.

397

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: okay.

398

:

You also have to bring Laura a tea.

399

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I'll be waiting.

400

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Okay.

401

:

Um, so yeah.

402

:

And then, um, gin who

403

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: You

404

:

said it.

405

:

You said his name.

406

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I know.

407

:

I think I might think he's like handsome.

408

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I mean,

yeah, he's got that Dick van Dyke gene.

409

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

410

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: his

neck is really thick though.

411

:

That's what I was, uh, uh,

feeling in this episode.

412

:

I was like, he looks like

Dick Van Dyke with a big,

413

:

huge, thick neck.

414

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: He

sta he's, if Dick and Dyke were

415

:

like a football player,

416

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

417

:

Okay.

418

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: But

he does big jumpy on the desk and

419

:

then starts jabbing at the drop

ceiling wi with a pool queue that

420

:

is just randomly in this office.

421

:

At no point do we see a pool table, so

422

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh, I thought it was

just like a broom or something, but yeah,

423

:

maybe it's a pointer stick.

424

:

Maybe that was when

425

:

they were doing pointer

sticks for presentations.

426

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: What?

427

:

Let's bring those back.

428

:

That sounds so cool.

429

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: you know?

430

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

431

:

Fair

432

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

433

:

I want, I want a pointer sticker.

434

:

Stick back so I can just

smack people with it.

435

:

Pay attention, boop.

436

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

Somebody falls asleep, bam.

437

:

On the

438

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

439

:

What do you mean you can't follow

my unhinged tangent bullshit.

440

:

Come back.

441

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Uh, we're

giving somebody PTSD right now.

442

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

443

:

I'm so sorry.

444

:

I'm so sorry.

445

:

Whoever I'm wrecking.

446

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

447

:

Yeah.

448

:

Uh,

449

:

yeah.

450

:

So he's trying to get out

through the ceiling, I guess.

451

:

Uh,

452

:

but there's no way.

453

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

454

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: then

OV comes to visit right

455

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes.

456

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes.

457

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

And he takes Joe and no one else

458

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: to the infirmary to

459

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: to the,

in, to, to, to be a doctor, to a bunch

460

:

of irradiated people, and no one's in

a container, like a little, not like a,

461

:

not like a Pyrex, but like, you know,

a containment facility because they're

462

:

all like, they've been exposed to

463

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

And guys, can we just like say it

464

:

right now that there is no season

five because they all die of cancer?

465

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh yeah, that's

466

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I think that's fair.

467

:

I think that's fair.

468

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

because there's gotta be

469

:

Rads coming

470

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: so

471

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: people.

472

:

Right,

473

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

474

:

It's bleak.

475

:

That's, that's a morbid thought.

476

:

But like all these people

are gonna be real sick.

477

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

478

:

Yeah.

479

:

This is not, not nobody is coming out

480

:

of this unscathed.

481

:

Um, and then, let's see, while

they're doing all of this, uh,

482

:

new Archangel, whose name I

483

:

couldn't remember.

484

:

Thank you.

485

:

Oh, his name's also Joe

486

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: You

487

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: oh, am I

488

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Company.

489

:

Man.

490

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Joe?

491

:

And Joe?

492

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

can just be a company

493

:

man.

494

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I'm

495

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

like company man.

496

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: that.

497

:

doesn't make sense.

498

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

499

:

But well, can we talk about

company man for just a second?

500

:

We only

501

:

see him in this scene, in this episode.

502

:

Right?

503

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: No,

504

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: No,

505

:

we see him in another

506

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

he has a whole

507

:

wacky side quest

508

:

situation happening.

509

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh,

you're, oh, you're talking

510

:

about the other company, man.

511

:

Okay.

512

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I'm new Archangel who like,

513

:

um, you know he, yeah.

514

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I, I

had the wrong guy in my head.

515

:

'cause the, the head of

the company we see later

516

:

and I wanna talk about him, but Yes.

517

:

Jason,

518

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Jason.

519

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: right?

520

:

Isn't he Jason?

521

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I think you're right.

522

:

I think I was just writing it down wrong.

523

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

524

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: The

problem with this part two is that

525

:

nobody says anybody's name except for

526

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Jason Locke.

527

:

Yes, that is.

528

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Thank you.

529

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

530

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Santini.

531

:

Jason Locke.

532

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Okay.

533

:

Okay.

534

:

That's much better than having

two main characters who are named

535

:

Joe,

536

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: man.

537

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: but

he like is hanging out with a van

538

:

full of marathon runners, triathlon.

539

:

triathlon.

540

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I

541

:

I know he was using sports to get into

542

:

Russia.

543

:

Right.

544

:

But I was like, what is

this whole scene happening?

545

:

Because this guy's, like, there's

a lot of sports visas that come

546

:

through this customs point or

547

:

something.

548

:

And he was all suspicious about it, and

his passport said he was a draftsman.

549

:

And I'm like, I don't understand

what's happening here.

550

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, what's a draftsman?

551

:

Can someone tell us, cool

girls, go boom@gmail.com

552

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I, I figured

it was like some kind of trade

553

:

sky, but why is he using the sports

stuff and why is it suspicious that

554

:

lots of sports stuff comes through?

555

:

I'm like, I feel like there's a

whole bunch of context that I'm

556

:

missing in this

557

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Somebody who was like sentient during

558

:

the eighties, uh, help, help us out.

559

:

What happened here?

560

:

Productions is our discord.

561

:

Cool.

562

:

Girls go boom@gmail.com

563

:

is our email.

564

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: But he gets in,

565

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: he gets in,

566

:

'cause he's all like, 'cause

dude's all like, why are you here?

567

:

And he's all like sports.

568

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

this doesn't have anything to do

569

:

with any Well, it does, but, okay.

570

:

The, okay.

571

:

I, I'm really excited about this.

572

:

So, the guy who plays, um,

uh, science dad, um, Vladimir,

573

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Mm-hmm.

574

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: he is

the dad from my big Fat Greek wedding.

575

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

He is the dad from my big fat

576

:

Greek wedding.

577

:

Oh my God.

578

:

Yeah.

579

:

And he, yeah.

580

:

I didn't recognize him because

he wasn't putting his elbow

581

:

in Windex.

582

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

the Windex guy.

583

:

This,

584

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah,

585

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: this,

this show is not good enough for this man.

586

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: It's not.

587

:

But I think we've just

found our movie Break Break,

588

:

uh, movie.

589

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I

590

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

I do wanna do that one.

591

:

I.

592

:

that's all

593

:

I remember about, uh, my big fat

Greek wedding is Windex, but I

594

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

The, the part that

595

:

just seared itself into my brain to a

point where it has become like a vocal

596

:

stem is going, he don't eat no meat.

597

:

He don't eat no meat.

598

:

It's okay.

599

:

It's okay.

600

:

I make lamb.

601

:

That's just in there

602

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I watched the third one.

603

:

There's a third one now.

604

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: There's a

605

:

third one.

606

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

the cast back together.

607

:

Um,

608

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Oh, that's so

609

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: it on

a airplane and it was fun, you know,

610

:

it was fun watching it, you know, they

got mostly of the original cast back

611

:

except for the ones that had passed.

612

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh

613

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

614

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

615

:

I gotta see two and three.

616

:

I haven't seen either, but yeah.

617

:

Joe's treating some patients

618

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh yeah.

619

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Radiation poisoning for some reason.

620

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: one of them just

holds her hand and stares longingly

621

:

at her face because we're not gonna

pay this person to say any lines.

622

:

'cause that would be over

623

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Mm-hmm.

624

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: And

625

:

I know we're

626

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: CO

comes to, talk to her again.

627

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: and I

know we're supposed to think, that's

628

:

all really poignant, but the whole

time I'm sitting here thinking, oh,

629

:

so we're just gonna expose everyone to

630

:

radiation.

631

:

Okay,

632

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: no poignant there.

633

:

I was just like, this is

634

:

ridiculous.

635

:

Little bit hacky, but Okay.

636

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: And

then Joe, mean, I feel like they were

637

:

trying to make a point, and I get it,

and I understand that they were trying

638

:

to make a point, but she comes up with

this cheese ball line that is basically,

639

:

and Ovv is like, the

world isn't like that.

640

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yep.

641

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

And she's all like, why not?

642

:

Why come gimme it

643

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

644

:

How many people and their

children have to die?

645

:

That's a great

646

:

question.

647

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: it is.

648

:

Um, and then Ovv is uh, played.

649

:

Yeah, sorry.

650

:

I went on a deep dive 'cause

OV looked very familiar to me

651

:

and I couldn't remember why.

652

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

653

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Uh,

but he is played by Darwin Sanford,

654

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

655

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: a Canadian

656

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Okay.

657

:

That

658

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yep.

659

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: and

another show from Canada, Vancouver,

660

:

to be specific, supernatural.

661

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: uh,

662

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I know I talk about Supernatural

663

:

a lot in this podcast.

664

:

I am not sorry.

665

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: well, our

Discord, we has a lot of fans of SG

666

:

one and Stargate Atlantis in it, and

I'm seeing that he was also in that.

667

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Hmm.

668

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yes,

he was, but he played a friend of

669

:

the Winchester Brother's father in an

episode of Soup Supernatural called

670

:

Folsome Prison Blues, and I've watched

that show about 5 million times.

671

:

So But he's also in Stargate.

672

:

Does he have like long

flowing locks in Stargate?

673

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I am not sure,

674

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Okay.

675

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: but he

definitely has some romantic attention

676

:

with Miss Joe in this episode.

677

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Yeah, he does.

678

:

Kind of half expected them to

just start making out amongst the

679

:

irradiated people, but they didn't.

680

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: there was something

that happened in Bulgaria, guys.

681

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I know.

682

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I don't

know what, but he references

683

:

getting her out of Bulgaria or

something, and I was like, Ooh,

684

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Hmm

685

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Did they perhaps hump in Bulgaria?

686

:

Was there a bulgar humping situation?

687

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: there's

a title if I've ever heard one

688

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

The Bulgarian humping situation.

689

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh

690

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Cheer God.

691

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: ding.

692

:

That should be our title sound.

693

:

When someone says the title, it goes,

694

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: This, this

show is just going to devolve slowly into

695

:

one of those early morning talk shows.

696

:

We just have the same soundboard.

697

:

But yeah.

698

:

And then let's see.

699

:

Ah, yes.

700

:

And then a big woowoo alarm goes off

and we find out we're all getting

701

:

disco fever in addition to radiation

poisoning because that rad count has

702

:

just entered the seventies knees.

703

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh God,

704

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: oh, I liked

705

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

that was very good.

706

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: You

set that up very well.

707

:

Yes,

708

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Thank you.

709

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Brava.

710

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Um,

and the general is once again going,

711

:

Hey, but like, how about we blast

712

:

it?

713

:

Uh, and our cos all like, maybe we listen

to the people who actually know what

714

:

they're talking about and the general's

like, no, this is a military operation.

715

:

And everyone's like, what the

716

:

fuck man?

717

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: all this talk

of blast the court, I don't know why I

718

:

wasn't thinking about this during the

episode and why I didn't Google it, but

719

:

I was like, how do they fix that shit?

720

:

I'm pretty sure they just

dump concrete on it if

721

:

I remember the story right.

722

:

I don't know.

723

:

I haven't seen any of the Chernobyl like

documentaries and stuff, but I thought

724

:

that they were just like airlifting

concrete and dumping it on the core.

725

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: That

sounds like a discussion for our discord.

726

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

Yeah, that sounds like

727

:

somebody get

728

:

at us,

729

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I

know that there's people in our chat

730

:

who definitely know about Chernobyl.

731

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: They definitely

732

:

didn't blast it.

733

:

We know

734

:

this.

735

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I kind

of just thought they left and like

736

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: No, I

737

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

for everything to chill out.

738

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: to do something.

739

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

this isn't Chernobyl.

740

:

This is St.

741

:

Grad.

742

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Right, right.

743

:

And you know, if only the Russians had

let us come with our military helicopter

744

:

jets, uh, we would've solved all of that

745

:

for them.

746

:

At Chernobyl, it would've

747

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

748

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: totally

749

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

750

:

With our rocket helicopters.

751

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Mm-hmm.

752

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Up

753

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

Laser rocket helicopters.

754

:

I just wanna

755

:

throw that in there.

756

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Laser rocket

757

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Tote totes, totes, magos.

758

:

Um, if we hit the nuclear reactor

with a nuclear missile and all the

759

:

nuclear just like melds together,

it cancels each other out.

760

:

That's just girl math.

761

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

762

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Mm-hmm.

763

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I

figured if I said it with enough

764

:

confidence, you know, just,

765

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: it's cool.

766

:

Girl

767

:

Math is what it

768

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Girl math, I don't know.

769

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Have we talked about Jo?

770

:

Um, Jason's long cold walk from

771

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

772

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Oh,

773

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yet, but.

774

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I mean

775

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: let's

talk about Jason's long cold

776

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: So

Jason in the last episode was basically

777

:

told, Hey, you're not allowed to

go intervene in this situation, but

778

:

you can take your personal time.

779

:

And he does.

780

:

And we see him traveling

through Russia ostensibly.

781

:

And um, he jumps, well, he's like doing

some walking, then he jumps on the back

782

:

of a, I don't know, a farmer's truck.

783

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

a, yeah, it's, yeah, it's

784

:

a farmer's truck.

785

:

It's like a pickup with the

786

:

slats and a bunch of hay in the

787

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yep.

788

:

And he is hiding out.

789

:

He doesn't want people

to know that he is there.

790

:

And then the, I don't know what happens.

791

:

The um, I.

792

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: the,

the truck that he hops into, um.

793

:

As it turns out, unbeknownst

to him, doubles as a fog

794

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Mm,

795

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

and so he, uh, inhales some of the

796

:

fog, I would assume.

797

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: and

then the driver hears him and they

798

:

have this really awkward moment where

they make it seem like this Russian

799

:

man has never seen a black man before.

800

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

801

:

Like he tries to rub off

802

:

his skin and then screams Bill Cosby.

803

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

804

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

you know, it was very, I,

805

:

oh

806

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Like, I don't know.

807

:

I, you know, I know that there are

reaches in the world that are, you

808

:

know, cut off, and I'm sure that

the Soviet Union was, you know, one

809

:

of those places in some places, but

like they had seen black people.

810

:

There's no way, right?

811

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I mean, if

you think about, um, God, what is

812

:

that place in the Soviet Union?

813

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Mm-hmm.

814

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: they

might not have, I don't

815

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

816

:

It just, I guess,

depending on where we are,

817

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

818

:

And this is like 86, right?

819

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Well, but he, he screams Bill Cosby

820

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Oh, right.

821

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: clearly

822

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh, he

823

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: he's getting

824

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: on pop

825

:

culture.

826

:

So he's seen television before,

827

:

like this just feels like

an excuse for the writers to

828

:

put in some racism as a joke,

829

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

830

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: yeah.

831

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

and it's really not, I don't know.

832

:

Is this

833

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I

think it, I think it is, you know,

834

:

it, it's something that, you know,

I, I don't know that I, I know that

835

:

we talked about how they had taken a

step forward by having a black cast

836

:

member, which we love to see it.

837

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Mm-hmm.

838

:

But

839

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I think we need to see more of how

840

:

they treat Jason's character, because

they do put 'em in, you know, a.

841

:

A role that gives him power.

842

:

And he's also, you know,

843

:

I guess Laura, I'm, I'm coming off

of your, uh, who are you episode

844

:

where you're talking about the

alignments of all the characters, but

845

:

I think, I think he is lawful good.

846

:

Like, you know, he, he is going to find

his team on his own time, you know,

847

:

risking life and limb, that kind of thing.

848

:

So he's, he is, they've

made him a good character.

849

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah.

850

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

851

:

Although I don't know if he has

quite as much power as Archangel died

852

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: No, I don't

853

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: of

like that chaps my ass a little bit,

854

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah, he, he that

well, like when you said new archangel,

855

:

my, my brain went straight to the boss.

856

:

Boss

857

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

858

:

See, yeah.

859

:

And that

860

:

tells me they haven't given this man

nearly as much power as they gave the

861

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

That's interesting.

862

:

Yeah.

863

:

They, they almost made up a new.

864

:

Category for Jason's character where he

is in power, but he is not archangel.

865

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

866

:

And I don't, mm,

867

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: why

don't we reserve judgment on this and

868

:

wait and see how they treat his character.

869

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Okay.

870

:

But let's see.

871

:

So back at the base, the general

is telling his little guys

872

:

to stop poking at the airwolf

873

:

because the Americans

might have set a trap and

874

:

he

875

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

drilling the air airwolf?

876

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

877

:

And then they're all like laughing.

878

:

I don't understand if maybe they're

just bored, don't taunt the airwolf.

879

:

Um, but yeah, and then the general

makes it clear that he'll be going

880

:

with the blowing it up option.

881

:

Um, and then we get the Bill Cosby

business and then, um, IV goes

882

:

and sneaks our airwolf pack out

of the office because he knows the

883

:

general is an unhinged megalomaniac,

884

:

um, and that they can

probably do something.

885

:

Um,

886

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

says, I can take you back to your

887

:

helicopter, but the rest is up to you.

888

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

and then he's all standing there

889

:

and he is like vest in his tight

fitting pants and his little like,

890

:

like, look at my bicep, slutty

891

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: So

Beth has I I in chat, I think I've, I've

892

:

gotten the hint that Beth is thirsty.

893

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: a slut,

894

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Thirsty for our KGB man.

895

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I think I might be.

896

:

And

897

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: kind of cute.

898

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

he kind of gave,

899

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Guys, wait a second.

900

:

Are we just objectifying men now?

901

:

Have we come full circle?

902

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: I mean,

men still have all the power in the

903

:

world right now, so it's not the same,

904

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Fair enough.

905

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: know,

906

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I

907

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540:

gotta look out for her.

908

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah,

909

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

look a little tight ass.

910

:

KGB man.

911

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

912

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: I.

913

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: He's also

914

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: butt.

915

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: smoldering at Joe A.

916

:

Little bit, and it's making, it's just, I

917

:

gotta fan myself.

918

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

like I am definitely like probably

919

:

a Kinsey five really, in terms of

being on the gay side of bisexual.

920

:

Like Jair is a very special

921

:

man for being able to, to

922

:

land me.

923

:

Um.

924

:

And you know, I'm sitting

here drooling over a cis man.

925

:

Like I, it doesn't happen often.

926

:

So good for him.

927

:

And his stupid little slutty shirt.

928

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: I,

929

:

think it's the, because he is wearing

like the little straps to like holster

930

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Oh yeah.

931

:

That is really,

932

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

those straps are so slutty too.

933

:

That whole outfit.

934

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: yeah.

935

:

Yeah.

936

:

That look is really cute.

937

:

Like Ben, Ben was really into the

show Psych, and if Ben, if you're

938

:

listening to this, I don't know, man.

939

:

Agent Lasseter is, he's,

he's a cute, he's cute man.

940

:

Like

941

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: See, I

always thought Gus was the cute one.

942

:

'cause he was goofy, but

he also had like the suit

943

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

that's Yeah, fair enough.

944

:

Fair enough.

945

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

But yeah, I get it.

946

:

Lasseter.

947

:

I understand, I understand,

948

:

the feral urge

949

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

That's, that's just how I roll.

950

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: You do?

951

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah, I

952

:

think it

953

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

Seriously, I, I'm married

954

:

to your internet dad.

955

:

Guys, if you haven't

listened to last time on

956

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: think,

don't think we get more

957

:

waffle good than internet dad.

958

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Yeah.

959

:

I like him a little chaotic.

960

:

Um, but yeah, so while that's

happening, while he's sneaking

961

:

everybody out, um, our Jason has.

962

:

Made his way up to the front, the

cab of the farmer's truck with the

963

:

farmer, um, who drops him off at

964

:

the base and uh, gives

him some really quite nice

965

:

skiing gloves because he's cold, which

966

:

is cute.

967

:

Um, and then,

968

:

' glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: cause

they can't really talk to each other.

969

:

It's really cute.

970

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: Yeah,

971

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: that,

that's pretty fucking adorable.

972

:

_1_03-20-2025_200540: does give him

his really thick gloves, which is

973

:

very nice because Jason did not dress

974

:

appropriately for the

975

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: No.

976

:

Although I don't know if you really

can dress appropriately for the

977

:

winner if you're, because aren't they

like in California, is that where

978

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

I mean, yeah, if you,

979

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: Are they

980

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541:

didn't even think about that guys.

981

:

They're pretending it's cold.

982

:

I get, I guess.

983

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541: but yeah.

984

:

Well, yeah, that's

985

:

true too.

986

:

But like if you are not

used to that level of

987

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: Mm-hmm.

988

:

mike-hawk_1_03-20-2025_210541:

'cause we have about the same kind of

989

:

cold, 'cause like we're on the same

990

:

latitude line as Russia and Michigan,

so we have that kind of cold.

991

:

But like you, you don't

get that in Nevada, you

992

:

know, or wherever they are.

993

:

I think they're in like the

994

:

desert or they're in

California or something.

995

:

And so they wouldn't know.

996

:

Like I feel like you can only prepare for

that so much until you've like actually

997

:

experienced your breath freezing in

your lungs when you try to inhale, you

998

:

know, like,

999

:

glo-santini_1_03-20-2025_210541: we have

lived through negative 40 wind chills

:

00:35:47,326 --> 00:35:53,926

in Michigan, and it is very fun to

take boiling water and throw it outside

:

00:35:53,926 --> 00:35:56,056

and it just instantly turns to snow.

:

00:35:57,316 --> 00:35:57,766

-:

:

00:35:58,096 --> 00:35:59,001

-:

I've seen those videos.

:

00:35:59,151 --> 00:35:59,441

They

:

00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:00,316

-:

Yeah, it is

:

00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:01,066

-:

:

00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,766

-:

Negative 48, wind, wind, chill.

:

00:36:03,766 --> 00:36:07,036

We're not talking, you know that

that doesn't happen very often, but

:

00:36:07,036 --> 00:36:09,046

we got to negative 20 this winter.

:

00:36:09,346 --> 00:36:09,916

Wind chill.

:

00:36:10,246 --> 00:36:10,846

-:

Yeah, we did.

:

00:36:11,391 --> 00:36:11,611

-:

:

00:36:12,016 --> 00:36:13,396

-:

Yeah, it was no joke.

:

00:36:13,516 --> 00:36:20,386

Um, I remember getting, like, I remember

being a really little kid and not being

:

00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:21,856

able to go outside for a little while.

:

00:36:21,856 --> 00:36:23,386

'cause I got like very mild

:

00:36:23,511 --> 00:36:23,731

-:

:

00:36:24,586 --> 00:36:26,806

-:

was bummed 'cause I loved the snow.

:

00:36:26,806 --> 00:36:28,696

So my dad like scooped.

:

00:36:28,726 --> 00:36:32,866

He took like a big stock pot and

scooped up a bunch of snow in it

:

00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:37,336

and then got food coloring and

like, we like just did color theory

:

00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,876

basically in the bathtub,

uh, with the snow.

:

00:36:40,876 --> 00:36:43,606

So I could still play with snow,

but like I couldn't be outside.

:

00:36:44,086 --> 00:36:44,986

Um, so that's

:

00:36:44,986 --> 00:36:46,906

my fun Michigan snow

:

00:36:46,906 --> 00:36:47,236

memory.

:

00:36:47,251 --> 00:36:48,091

-:

:

00:36:48,091 --> 00:36:48,391

-:

:

00:36:48,691 --> 00:36:50,461

I have a very cool dad.

:

00:36:50,701 --> 00:36:51,241

Everyone

:

00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:52,336

-:

Can confirm.

:

00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:53,026

Just met him.

:

00:36:53,236 --> 00:36:53,776

Lovely guy.

:

00:36:54,151 --> 00:36:54,451

-:

:

00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:55,291

yeah.

:

00:36:55,291 --> 00:37:00,241

But yeah, so then he hops out of the

truck, Jason does with his new glovies

:

00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:02,161

and his new buddies waves goodbye.

:

00:37:02,161 --> 00:37:05,551

And then Heidal on in

to go find his friends.

:

00:37:05,971 --> 00:37:10,231

Um, and the general goes back to

the scientists to brag about his

:

00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:12,151

super big and powerful missile,

:

00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:13,961

-:

:

00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:14,801

Mm-hmm.

:

00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:18,691

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only to find the Americans missing.

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00:37:19,711 --> 00:37:20,551

And he throws

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00:37:20,581 --> 00:37:25,621

a totally not over the top

at all, 10 temper tantrum.

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00:37:26,581 --> 00:37:34,591

Uh, and the pack, uh, talks about how

neither of them so Syngen and, uh,

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00:37:34,621 --> 00:37:38,701

Mikey don't have a plan, and they're

all like, oh my God, why didn't you come

:

00:37:38,701 --> 00:37:40,921

up with a plan in the three minutes?

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00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:42,481

We've been sneaking around back here.

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00:37:43,081 --> 00:37:43,621

Um.

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00:37:44,911 --> 00:37:52,441

And, uh, then gin, um,

sneaks around the shelves.

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00:37:52,651 --> 00:38:00,541

And Jason not realizing it's gin,

even in his little airwolf outfit,

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00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:01,711

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Yeah.

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00:38:03,151 --> 00:38:03,781

-:

the jumpsuit.

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00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:06,001

I am really trying hard

not to call slutty.

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00:38:06,391 --> 00:38:07,566

-:

I mean, it's gotta have

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00:38:07,566 --> 00:38:09,696

something going for it, you know?

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00:38:09,696 --> 00:38:09,996

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00:38:10,086 --> 00:38:12,936

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the cheapest, cute guys you can, I guess.

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00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:14,211

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Think about it.

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00:38:17,286 --> 00:38:19,536

The last show guys like,

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00:38:22,476 --> 00:38:26,196

I mean the last show had like

entire compounds full of,

:

00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:28,356

you know, model type women.

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00:38:28,566 --> 00:38:28,866

Yeah.

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00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:30,756

Bi remember the bikini ladies?

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00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:31,236

Yeah,

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00:38:31,341 --> 00:38:35,121

-:

chairs you spend on the ladies, you

:

00:38:35,121 --> 00:38:35,451

skimp

:

00:38:35,556 --> 00:38:36,786

-:

the lawn chairs, right?

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00:38:36,786 --> 00:38:37,056

Yeah.

:

00:38:38,706 --> 00:38:41,976

-:

just like female gaze in it a little bit?

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00:38:42,036 --> 00:38:42,756

Is this

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00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:43,716

-:

Yes you are.

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00:38:44,256 --> 00:38:45,006

Especially,

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00:38:45,201 --> 00:38:46,101

-:

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00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:46,476

-:

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Yeah.

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00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:48,636

-:

:

00:38:48,756 --> 00:38:50,616

-:

gotta find, we gotta find something

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00:38:50,616 --> 00:38:53,496

redeeming about all of this.

:

00:38:54,516 --> 00:38:54,996

-:

because this.

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00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:55,656

is not,

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00:38:56,271 --> 00:39:00,321

-:

like held together with like dental floss

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00:39:00,576 --> 00:39:00,996

-:

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00:39:00,996 --> 00:39:01,836

It's bad.

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00:39:01,866 --> 00:39:02,256

Like,

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00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:03,531

-:

:

00:39:03,606 --> 00:39:04,986

-:

you like how we're talking about

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00:39:04,986 --> 00:39:06,486

anything other than the plot?

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00:39:06,576 --> 00:39:08,976

Like we keep on trying to, yeah.

:

00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:11,706

-:

:

00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:16,536

Because we thought in the first

three seasons of this show, it

:

00:39:16,536 --> 00:39:18,396

can't get any worse than this.

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00:39:18,636 --> 00:39:21,576

And then we got to season

four and realized, wow.

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00:39:21,966 --> 00:39:22,656

Wow.

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00:39:22,656 --> 00:39:23,376

It can,

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00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:27,456

-:

like topical thing at the time, right?

:

00:39:27,486 --> 00:39:30,156

This is hot off the Chernobyl disaster.

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00:39:30,606 --> 00:39:34,746

Like we have still helicopter jet now.

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00:39:34,746 --> 00:39:39,036

We've, uh, we've like fancied up the

cast a little more, you know, we have,

:

00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:46,026

uh, new folks and the little new sets

and stuff, and yet it is not exciting at

:

00:39:46,026 --> 00:39:46,386

all.

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00:39:46,971 --> 00:39:47,841

-:

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00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:51,031

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but yeah, so I guess we do have to

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00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,191

get back to the plot a little bit.

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00:39:53,551 --> 00:39:54,211

Um,

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00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:56,296

-:

count is at 70 again.

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00:39:56,866 --> 00:39:57,946

Was I wrong about this?

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00:39:57,946 --> 00:39:58,276

-:

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00:39:58,276 --> 00:39:58,996

been at 80.

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00:39:58,996 --> 00:39:59,596

I did not make a

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00:39:59,596 --> 00:40:00,436

joke about that one.

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00:40:00,436 --> 00:40:00,726

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00:40:00,761 --> 00:40:02,701

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Um, I don't know.

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00:40:03,431 --> 00:40:08,111

the, in the control room,

love is a battlefield because

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00:40:08,651 --> 00:40:10,901

the rad count has reached 80.

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00:40:11,021 --> 00:40:11,231

There

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00:40:11,231 --> 00:40:11,621

we go.

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00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:13,871

Um, so.

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00:40:14,306 --> 00:40:22,016

Now that we've done that, we can move

on, uh, archive and Joe go to escape.

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00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:22,556

Oh, yeah.

:

00:40:22,556 --> 00:40:28,616

So like, uh, Jason and Gin get captured

by the general and his little guys,

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00:40:29,156 --> 00:40:32,846

and then his two little pilot guys

who are gonna go shoot the missile

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00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:34,046

files a missile.

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00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:44,696

Um, they, uh, capture Mikey and

IV and Joe go to Escape and the

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00:40:44,696 --> 00:40:46,526

Russian military tries to take them.

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00:40:46,526 --> 00:40:48,056

And then Joe just like

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00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,286

drops

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00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:50,126

his ass.

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00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:51,461

-:

Flips 'em right over.

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00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,256

-:

Just not even an IV is like,

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00:40:56,231 --> 00:40:56,591

-:

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00:40:56,596 --> 00:40:56,946

-:

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00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:57,596

-:

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00:40:57,641 --> 00:40:58,241

-:

to see it.

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00:40:58,406 --> 00:40:59,126

-:

what I want.

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00:40:59,576 --> 00:41:00,056

Yeah.

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00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,186

Maybe that's why we find him attractive.

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00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:02,591

-:

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00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:05,081

-:

he game recognized, game her.

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00:41:05,081 --> 00:41:05,591

He like

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00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:06,371

respect

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00:41:07,106 --> 00:41:09,626

-:

like, oh, I, I love me a strong lady,

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00:41:09,671 --> 00:41:11,411

-:

like a little respect.

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00:41:11,411 --> 00:41:12,371

Go figure.

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00:41:12,581 --> 00:41:12,941

-:

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00:41:14,171 --> 00:41:14,231

Yeah.

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00:41:14,236 --> 00:41:14,651

What?

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00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:18,161

-:

respect and we're just like salivating.

:

00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:18,776

-:

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00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:19,916

-:

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00:41:20,126 --> 00:41:24,086

-:

the show has been a desert and we

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00:41:24,086 --> 00:41:26,636

found an oasis and his name is ov.

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00:41:27,191 --> 00:41:29,051

-:

and honestly, like they have

:

00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:35,231

differentiated Joe from Caitlyn

because Joe is definitely not Caitlyn.

:

00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,961

Like Caitlyn wasn't flipping

people over, you know?

:

00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:39,071

She was

:

00:41:39,656 --> 00:41:42,236

-:

like she, she could have been on her

:

00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:42,686

way.

:

00:41:42,686 --> 00:41:46,946

I feel like Caitlyn is more

kind of established in her

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00:41:46,946 --> 00:41:48,656

own identity at this point

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00:41:48,661 --> 00:41:49,406

in her life.

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00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:50,246

Yeah.

:

00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:54,146

-:

we at the part where, okay, I forgot Mike.

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00:41:54,206 --> 00:41:55,316

Mike River's name.

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00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:58,586

So I just called him silly,

uh, in a couple of places.

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00:41:58,886 --> 00:41:59,906

So silly.

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00:42:00,161 --> 00:42:03,126

-:

can talk himself at a, any,

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00:42:03,526 --> 00:42:04,366

anything and anywhere.

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00:42:04,451 --> 00:42:05,441

-:

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00:42:05,501 --> 00:42:11,891

This man talked a pilot

into knocking out his fellow

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00:42:11,951 --> 00:42:13,121

pilot and

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00:42:13,196 --> 00:42:15,026

-:

it was kind of sweet, like, you know,

:

00:42:15,056 --> 00:42:20,186

basically the, in this scene there

are two pilots in a locker room.

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00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:24,926

One of them obviously is like the leader

and the other one is having serious

:

00:42:24,926 --> 00:42:29,666

second thoughts about going and, uh,

going up and shooting at the reactor.

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00:42:29,996 --> 00:42:30,956

And basically.

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00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:37,016

Mike's thought is, Hey, pretend to

get knocked out so I can go up there.

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00:42:37,016 --> 00:42:41,156

'cause I'm a really good

pilot, and the helper guy is

:

00:42:41,156 --> 00:42:43,316

like, no, it has to look real.

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00:42:43,316 --> 00:42:47,606

So they have the lead guy knock him

out by just sucker punching him?

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00:42:48,456 --> 00:42:48,746

-:

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00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:52,136

-:

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00:42:52,696 --> 00:42:52,986

-:

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00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:56,036

-:

and then they're all like, okay,

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00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:56,636

-:

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00:42:56,696 --> 00:42:57,986

And they do it and they go up.

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00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:07,046

So they're both in fighter jets

while Joe and IV are in Airwolf.

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00:43:07,316 --> 00:43:07,676

Right.

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00:43:07,706 --> 00:43:07,736

Okay.

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00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:08,456

-:

:

00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:14,876

'cause they, yeah, 'cause IV basically

goes in there and just like swings his KGB

:

00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:19,916

dick around and is like, fuck you,

there's probably traps in the airplane.

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00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,286

And I would know, 'cause I'm secret

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00:43:22,886 --> 00:43:24,686

Russia bitch.

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00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:30,416

And um, like they're all

like, oh yeah, you're right.

:

00:43:30,506 --> 00:43:31,076

And so then

:

00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:35,486

they, you know, hop in Airwolf

and, and Mikey and his new little

:

00:43:35,486 --> 00:43:37,166

friend hold hands and skip off to

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00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:38,066

their fighter jets.

:

00:43:38,456 --> 00:43:40,226

Um, it totally like that.

:

00:43:40,391 --> 00:43:43,121

-:

is such a chaos gremlin too,

:

00:43:43,151 --> 00:43:46,811

because he's like, yeah, I'm gonna

go get in this jet where everything's

:

00:43:46,811 --> 00:43:48,491

probably labeled in an alphabet.

:

00:43:48,491 --> 00:43:50,741

I don't even know and

I'm just gonna fly that

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00:43:50,741 --> 00:43:51,161

bitch.

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00:43:51,191 --> 00:43:51,521

Yeah.

:

00:43:51,941 --> 00:43:52,391

-:

:

00:43:52,811 --> 00:43:54,581

-:

I love Mikey's chaos grumbling

:

00:43:54,581 --> 00:43:55,301

attitude.

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00:43:55,811 --> 00:43:56,921

-:

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00:43:56,921 --> 00:43:58,511

I also called him puppy 'cause

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00:43:58,541 --> 00:43:58,931

-:

:

00:43:58,931 --> 00:44:00,311

-:

like a little Labrador

:

00:44:00,311 --> 00:44:00,761

puppy.

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00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:01,811

-:

:

00:44:01,901 --> 00:44:03,551

-:

he's just silly puppy now.

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00:44:04,481 --> 00:44:05,051

-:

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00:44:05,141 --> 00:44:05,381

-:

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00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:05,891

Caitlyn,

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00:44:06,881 --> 00:44:07,571

-:

Oh my gosh.

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00:44:07,571 --> 00:44:09,101

I never thought about that.

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00:44:09,906 --> 00:44:10,196

-:

:

00:44:10,436 --> 00:44:12,941

I think he's, I think he might be

:

00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,276

our calin because

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00:44:14,306 --> 00:44:15,356

-:

:

00:44:15,356 --> 00:44:16,766

like mixing it up on

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00:44:17,201 --> 00:44:17,681

-:

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00:44:17,681 --> 00:44:17,801

-:

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00:44:17,951 --> 00:44:18,431

-:

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00:44:18,851 --> 00:44:19,901

Do we like it?

:

00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:20,051

Uhoh.

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00:44:22,206 --> 00:44:22,496

-:

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00:44:22,936 --> 00:44:23,226

-:

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00:44:23,741 --> 00:44:24,491

-:

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00:44:24,641 --> 00:44:24,921

-:

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00:44:24,921 --> 00:44:25,241

that far.

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00:44:28,091 --> 00:44:30,941

-:

Um, so then.

:

00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:34,721

Joe flies airwolf to the reactor

and takes a bunch of pixie pictures.

:

00:44:34,961 --> 00:44:45,731

Uh, the general tries to call the pilots

back, um, after the scientists see that

:

00:44:45,731 --> 00:44:50,621

the rad has reached critical mass, um,

and tells the general to call them back.

:

00:44:50,901 --> 00:44:55,521

And he realizes it's actually

too late and they all watch the

:

00:44:55,521 --> 00:44:56,811

pilot crash.

:

00:44:57,091 --> 00:45:02,191

The general orders his pilots to

shoot down Airwolf and thinking that

:

00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:04,531

the pilot that's left is his pilot.

:

00:45:04,951 --> 00:45:10,351

And Mikey, uh, comes on the line

and goes, ha, fuck no, honky.

:

00:45:11,236 --> 00:45:17,566

Um, and the generals are like, how is this

:

00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:18,316

pus?

:

00:45:19,246 --> 00:45:19,606

I,

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00:45:19,756 --> 00:45:20,866

-:

in a Russian accent,

:

00:45:21,316 --> 00:45:24,111

-:

yeah, but in Russian, I dunno.

:

00:45:25,276 --> 00:45:25,426

-:

:

00:45:26,536 --> 00:45:30,766

-:

totally lost Quebec now it's so sorry,

:

00:45:31,441 --> 00:45:33,631

-:

work on the other provinces you guys.

:

00:45:34,276 --> 00:45:34,546

-:

:

00:45:34,556 --> 00:45:40,586

Airwolf Lands and Joe and OV get

yelled at by the general, but

:

00:45:40,586 --> 00:45:43,766

then Erol goes, I'm calling Daddy.

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00:45:44,156 --> 00:45:46,976

-:

before we talk about this, can we just

:

00:45:46,976 --> 00:45:53,306

talk about the splicing of footage and

the fake missile and all of this stuff

:

00:45:53,306 --> 00:45:58,886

that happens because Beth, I know that

you have a background in editing and

:

00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:04,466

there is just, so there's this weird

like splicing of old footage and

:

00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:07,046

like foot, I don't even know guys.

:

00:46:07,106 --> 00:46:13,166

It was just this montage and

then this really awful effect for

:

00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:17,546

whatever the final missile was

that like got shot at the reactors.

:

00:46:19,016 --> 00:46:20,516

-:

Oh yeah, no, we're not

:

00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:21,776

quite there yet.

:

00:46:23,366 --> 00:46:23,696

But

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00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:26,051

-:

first, I mean, every like missile

:

00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,521

effect has been like drawn

:

00:46:27,521 --> 00:46:29,561

on, it feels like with like crayon.

:

00:46:30,806 --> 00:46:33,236

-:

like I can't help it.

:

00:46:33,236 --> 00:46:39,056

But every time I watch the show and see

like an effect like that, I remember that

:

00:46:39,986 --> 00:46:42,596

Star Wars and I've seen like the original

:

00:46:42,596 --> 00:46:46,556

cut of Star Wars, the

un bastardized version.

:

00:46:47,156 --> 00:46:50,696

Um, I can't help but think

that that was made in the

:

00:46:50,696 --> 00:46:53,846

seventies on a shoestring budget.

:

00:46:54,221 --> 00:46:58,781

I mean, with very little money where they

had to build all the models themselves,

:

00:46:58,831 --> 00:46:59,251

-:

:

00:46:59,681 --> 00:47:03,341

-:

know, uh, and it looked so much better.

:

00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:08,921

Like the effects were incredible in

that movie, but they couldn't do that

:

00:47:09,311 --> 00:47:10,991

in the eighties with way more money.

:

00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:14,021

Like I know that the show didn't

have the same budget as the first

:

00:47:14,021 --> 00:47:17,291

three seasons, but I know it

had more money than the original

:

00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:17,891

Star Wars.

:

00:47:17,891 --> 00:47:18,761

So like

:

00:47:19,266 --> 00:47:19,556

-:

:

00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:20,951

-:

:

00:47:21,226 --> 00:47:24,371

-:

the, the jet crashed into the

:

00:47:24,431 --> 00:47:26,831

side of the mountain or whatever.

:

00:47:26,986 --> 00:47:28,031

-:

It's like, where was

:

00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:29,786

-:

:

00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:30,176

-:

:

00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,546

-:

really, really goofy.

:

00:47:33,791 --> 00:47:34,896

-:

What's the cameraman?

:

00:47:34,926 --> 00:47:36,536

Just laughing like.

:

00:47:36,936 --> 00:47:39,521

-:

don't know like what was going on, but

:

00:47:39,521 --> 00:47:44,231

the side of that mountain did not look

like anything that we had seen, like a

:

00:47:44,246 --> 00:47:44,276

-:

:

00:47:45,011 --> 00:47:45,821

-:

around there.

:

00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:47,771

I'm just like, what are we looking at?

:

00:47:47,771 --> 00:47:48,941

-:

Is this the Hoover Dam?

:

00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:52,091

Did the dude take a wrong turn

and crash into the Hoover Dam?

:

00:47:52,121 --> 00:47:53,711

'cause that's what I

thought I was looking at.

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At least we don't have to see that

one pipe jiggling and shaking and

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then coming open over and over.

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-:

jiggling pipe.

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Ah.

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-:

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Um, but yes, so Joe and Ivv are

getting yelled at by the general

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00:48:18,911 --> 00:48:23,471

until Ivv is like, I'm calling

Daddy and telling him what you did.

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00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:26,961

And the general's like, oh

my God, don't tell daddy.

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00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:28,311

Oh, I'll be good.

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00:48:28,701 --> 00:48:32,421

And then, uh, says, look at me.

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00:48:32,481 --> 00:48:33,681

I'm the captain now.

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00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:39,261

And they come up with a plan to neutralize

the reactor course safely using Airwolf.

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00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:45,681

And, uh, the lady scientist as

they're getting into Airwolf,

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00:48:46,401 --> 00:48:50,241

rightfully tries to Fox Engine.

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00:48:50,811 --> 00:48:58,161

And then, uh, the Rad Count just

declared itself an NSYNC fan, uh,

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00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:00,651

because it's in the nineties now.

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00:49:01,311 --> 00:49:03,801

Um, Airwolf.

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00:49:04,701 --> 00:49:06,681

Shoots fricking

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00:49:06,951 --> 00:49:07,311

laser

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-:

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-:

at it, I believe is what we were

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00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:12,951

referring to

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-:

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The incredible CGI

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somebody just taking a jelly roll pen

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00:49:19,911 --> 00:49:21,351

'cause we're in the nineties, remember?

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Uh, and just like drawing it on

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there.

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00:49:24,771 --> 00:49:25,131

Yeah.

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00:49:25,716 --> 00:49:26,556

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It was bad.

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00:49:27,861 --> 00:49:28,041

-:

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see Jason got those laser beam

upgrades on the air wolf, so he

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00:49:32,991 --> 00:49:35,181

is hella better than archangel

:

00:49:44,235 --> 00:49:47,445

-:

been Austin Power's cast with cool girls.

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00:49:47,445 --> 00:49:48,765

Don't look at explosions.

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00:49:49,690 --> 00:49:50,180

-:

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00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:50,660

Sleep at

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00:49:50,665 --> 00:49:51,405

Austin Powers.

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I guess we're gonna have to

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00:49:55,645 --> 00:49:56,155

watch those

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00:49:56,245 --> 00:49:57,926

-:

guys, our list is

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00:49:58,015 --> 00:49:58,705

-:

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00:49:59,665 --> 00:50:00,325

I know.

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00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:01,975

Uh, cool Girls don't

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00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:02,425

watch

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00:50:02,470 --> 00:50:05,110

-:

if we can get a sponsorship and like, we

:

00:50:05,115 --> 00:50:10,315

don't have to work and go to school and

become smart, you know, I mean, maybe

:

00:50:10,315 --> 00:50:14,215

we'd have time to listen to all these,

watch all these shows for you guys.

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00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:17,275

-:

gonna tell you right now, even if we

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00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:22,195

get all the sponsorships in the world

and become somehow millionaires off

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00:50:22,195 --> 00:50:25,085

of this, I'm still going to school.

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00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:25,595

I need the

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00:50:25,595 --> 00:50:26,375

security.

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00:50:26,435 --> 00:50:29,435

I just, I want to have

that financial security.

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00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:30,185

-:

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-:

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-:

get famous, can you call me Glo Rogan?

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00:50:37,985 --> 00:50:39,245

-:

call you that if you want.

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00:50:40,865 --> 00:50:41,345

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so many conflicting feelings about this.

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00:50:45,785 --> 00:50:46,085

-:

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00:50:46,205 --> 00:50:48,515

Beth doesn't think she could do

it, but I a hundred percent will.

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00:50:48,515 --> 00:50:48,845

I love

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00:50:48,845 --> 00:50:49,055

you,

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00:50:49,175 --> 00:50:49,235

-:

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00:50:49,565 --> 00:50:50,675

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Beth is just kind of

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00:50:50,765 --> 00:50:52,625

-:

trying to get to the Joe Rogan show

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00:50:52,625 --> 00:50:57,155

and then they come to us and we're just

like dropping all this liberal bullshit?

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00:50:57,845 --> 00:50:58,745

-:

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course of your

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00:50:59,525 --> 00:51:00,515

-:

Yeah, that's true.

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00:51:00,575 --> 00:51:01,176

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Because what his, his, uh, his

demographic is an impressionable

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00:51:07,415 --> 00:51:08,075

young men

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00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:08,610

-:

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00:51:09,035 --> 00:51:10,650

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come, come to the dark side.

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00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:12,905

We could raise a feminist army like,

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00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:16,340

-:

Glo Rogan is, is not a, a former MMA

:

00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,730

fighter, but I am a water aerobic, so,

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00:51:22,295 --> 00:51:24,125

-:

was he a former MMA fighter?

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00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,535

I thought he was just like the host of

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00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:26,960

-:

oh, I don't know, guys.

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00:51:26,990 --> 00:51:27,890

I thought, I thought,

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00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:28,960

-:

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00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:29,480

the war.

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00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:30,350

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don't care enough

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00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:31,535

-:

I don't either.

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00:51:32,105 --> 00:51:34,505

Everything I've learned

about Joe Rogan has been

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00:51:34,505 --> 00:51:35,255

-:

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00:51:35,255 --> 00:51:35,585

will.

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00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:37,055

-:

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00:51:38,165 --> 00:51:38,585

-:

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00:51:41,105 --> 00:51:41,585

-:

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00:51:42,305 --> 00:51:42,695

Okay.

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00:51:42,785 --> 00:51:48,455

So anyway, uh, the rad count

is fucking Charlie Chaplin now

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00:51:48,455 --> 00:51:49,960

because it's back in the twenties.

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00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:50,780

-:

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00:51:50,860 --> 00:51:51,080

-:

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00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,220

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one point they were throwing out numbers.

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00:51:55,340 --> 00:52:01,880

We had the rad count at the

bottom, but like the was going

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00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,210

up 30 degrees Celsius per minute,

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00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:08,930

and then it was over 900 degrees Celsius.

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00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:16,220

And this is about when Aaron is walking in

and I'm like, is that, is that possible?

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00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,540

I don't know.

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00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:18,980

I mean it nuclear meltdown.

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00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,530

So I don't know.

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00:52:21,530 --> 00:52:24,110

But I was like, that's a

really big temperature.

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00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:25,595

-:

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00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:26,725

-:

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00:52:27,455 --> 00:52:31,655

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remember 18 degrees Celsius was a

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00:52:31,655 --> 00:52:34,115

very comfortable sleeping temperature.

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00:52:34,175 --> 00:52:37,295

'cause that's what we set our

air conditioning to in Albania.

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00:52:38,175 --> 00:52:38,395

-:

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00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:42,650

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30 degrees Celsius is like a warm day,

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00:52:43,265 --> 00:52:43,655

-:

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00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:46,280

-:

probably warmer than I would want.

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00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,630

So like 900 degrees

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00:52:47,630 --> 00:52:52,970

Celsius, according to Google

is 1,652 degrees Fahrenheit.

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00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,750

I was like, can we even do that

on the surface of the Earth?

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00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:57,110

Like,

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00:52:58,775 --> 00:53:01,805

-:

with a little bit of sunscreen, you know,

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00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:03,410

-:

I bet our discord will know.

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00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:03,770

-:

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00:53:03,905 --> 00:53:04,685

-:

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00:53:04,775 --> 00:53:06,275

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It's more fun than Googling.

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00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:08,315

Interact with us guys.

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00:53:08,645 --> 00:53:09,395

Tell us.

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00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,310

-:

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00:53:10,535 --> 00:53:11,765

-:

us your cool knowledge.

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00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:13,110

-:

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00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:14,630

We'll

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00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:15,635

celebrate it with you.

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00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,450

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and the episode ends with a lot of hugs.

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00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,480

Uh, and then Arco and Joe make out,

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00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,690

um, uncle Jesse.

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00:53:26,690 --> 00:53:27,860

Sorry, Mikey.

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00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,980

Mikey is besties with the guy.

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00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:34,640

He convinced, uh, to get knocked

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00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,030

out.

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00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:35,690

I don't know.

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00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,380

-:

puppy wants some Mickey Mouse ears.

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00:54:04,391 --> 00:54:06,071

-:

Yes, the Russian puppy makes

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00:54:06,071 --> 00:54:07,901

friends with our puppy,

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00:54:07,901 --> 00:54:08,111

-:

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00:54:09,011 --> 00:54:09,551

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and now they're,

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00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:10,361

they're best friends.

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00:54:10,391 --> 00:54:12,941

-:

I totally believe that Mikey is

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00:54:12,941 --> 00:54:15,251

gonna send him some Mickey Mouse

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00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,241

-:

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00:54:16,241 --> 00:54:16,691

And then they

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00:54:16,691 --> 00:54:20,171

hug and it's like watching, it's

really, it's like watching two

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00:54:20,501 --> 00:54:22,181

puppies play at the dog park.

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00:54:22,181 --> 00:54:23,141

It's so cute.

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00:54:23,171 --> 00:54:23,351

-:

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00:54:23,411 --> 00:54:24,671

-:

The dopamine level.

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00:54:24,821 --> 00:54:27,041

-:

could just be like our puppies,

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Russia, America, no fight.

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00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:31,096

We all share

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00:54:31,151 --> 00:54:31,931

Mickey Mouse.

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00:54:32,276 --> 00:54:32,546

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00:54:33,221 --> 00:54:33,851

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00:54:34,361 --> 00:54:36,101

Yes, no fight.

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00:54:36,101 --> 00:54:37,841

Mickey Mouse puppies

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00:54:39,191 --> 00:54:39,701

I think

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00:54:40,121 --> 00:54:44,471

Mikey is, is, written a little bit

because he's like the, the backup to.

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00:54:47,261 --> 00:54:50,201

To our Barry Van Dyke that

he's just like the goofy one.

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00:54:50,201 --> 00:54:50,981

He's like the beta

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00:54:50,981 --> 00:54:53,111

male, but he's, he's

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00:54:53,111 --> 00:54:54,161

living the best

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00:54:54,371 --> 00:54:54,571

-:

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00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:54,956

-:

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00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:59,081

And I do kind of love him the most, like.

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00:54:59,906 --> 00:55:00,116

-:

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00:55:02,126 --> 00:55:06,416

Can I tell you guys a little bit

about some, uh, research that I did?

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00:55:07,566 --> 00:55:08,106

-:

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00:55:08,156 --> 00:55:11,786

-:

I was thinking, I'm saying, okay, so

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00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:17,276

our jet engine helicopters a thing,

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00:55:17,996 --> 00:55:18,356

right?

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00:55:18,556 --> 00:55:18,856

-:

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So I learned that.

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00:55:21,881 --> 00:55:27,551

Technically yes, there are

and have been jet helicopters.

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00:55:27,911 --> 00:55:28,331

Okay.

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00:55:28,991 --> 00:55:34,001

The first jet helicopter, do you guys

wanna guess when it was, uh, created

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00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:35,356

-:

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00:55:36,556 --> 00:55:38,756

-:

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00:55:39,731 --> 00:55:41,531

-:

close 1951.

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-:

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uh, it had a jet engine drive shaft.

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00:55:46,481 --> 00:55:51,881

It was called the K 2 25 by

the Cayman Corporation, and

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00:55:51,881 --> 00:55:55,511

it was a experimental vehicle.

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00:55:55,511 --> 00:56:02,471

And it seems that every helicopter

that has had, um, jet propulsion of

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00:56:02,471 --> 00:56:06,371

some form is, are just experimental.

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00:56:07,796 --> 00:56:08,086

-:

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00:56:09,221 --> 00:56:11,141

-:

this looks hella experimental.

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00:56:11,141 --> 00:56:11,681

I looked it

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00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:12,341

-:

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00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:12,911

Yeah.

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00:56:13,361 --> 00:56:15,011

Um, but I want you to

:

00:56:15,011 --> 00:56:16,751

-:

girl, are you a George Glass

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00:56:16,751 --> 00:56:17,321

album?

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00:56:17,351 --> 00:56:19,301

-:

look up something really cool though,

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00:56:19,721 --> 00:56:30,131

um, there is, in:

different type called a Sikorsky S 72.

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00:56:31,211 --> 00:56:34,061

And I'll drop a picture

of it in the Discord.

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00:56:34,121 --> 00:56:38,951

It is, um, it is a helicopter with wings.

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00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,981

Um, it is really interesting.

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00:56:42,401 --> 00:56:44,831

So if you look up Sikorsky S 72

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00:56:45,191 --> 00:56:46,391

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So I need you

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00:56:46,961 --> 00:56:47,771

-:

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00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,711

S-I-K-O-R-S-K-Y.

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00:56:50,771 --> 00:56:55,181

And you know what, I'm just gonna, I'm

just gonna drop it to you guys right now.

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00:56:55,181 --> 00:56:57,311

I'll drop it in the

Discord when this drops.

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00:56:57,491 --> 00:56:58,031

-:

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00:56:58,061 --> 00:56:58,301

Yeah.

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00:56:58,661 --> 00:56:59,621

-:

But I'll send it to

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-:

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-:

maybe not.

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00:57:02,431 --> 00:57:02,731

Nope.

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00:57:03,031 --> 00:57:03,601

Just kidding.

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00:57:04,351 --> 00:57:05,371

Well, we'll do it later.

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00:57:05,371 --> 00:57:10,231

But anyway, um, and then, so

there were only two of those made.

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00:57:10,711 --> 00:57:16,471

And, um, Sikorsky is still, you know,

making helicopters and stuff like that.

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00:57:16,471 --> 00:57:18,961

But this one was pretty cool and

there's some really cool pictures of it.

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00:57:19,171 --> 00:57:25,021

And then that got me thinking, okay, well

Airwolf isn't a jet helicopter, right?

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00:57:25,891 --> 00:57:26,731

But what is it?

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00:57:27,001 --> 00:57:31,441

So it is what is called a Bell 2 22.

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00:57:31,786 --> 00:57:31,906

-:

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00:57:32,521 --> 00:57:35,881

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it was cosmetically modified to look,

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00:57:35,881 --> 00:57:37,861

you know, the way that Airwolf looks.

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00:57:37,951 --> 00:57:45,781

And um, it was named the Bell 2 22

A when it is looking like Airwolf.

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00:57:46,081 --> 00:57:46,621

So,

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00:57:47,251 --> 00:57:47,581

yeah.

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00:57:47,581 --> 00:57:54,181

So any, any uh, uh, aeronautics

fans out there who wanna take

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00:57:54,181 --> 00:57:55,261

a look at some of these things?

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00:57:55,261 --> 00:57:59,131

It was, it was kind of interesting to

look at and not really much to research

:

00:57:59,131 --> 00:58:04,351

'cause there really has not been much

by way of making jet helicopters.

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00:58:04,471 --> 00:58:07,861

And really what I saw was that it.

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00:58:08,896 --> 00:58:14,566

The reason why they wanted to try to

make one is to make something that

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00:58:14,956 --> 00:58:18,016

takes off vertically and is very fast.

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00:58:19,021 --> 00:58:19,501

-:

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Yeah.

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00:58:20,806 --> 00:58:21,256

-:

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-:

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00:58:23,806 --> 00:58:27,436

A, a discussion with our friend

Austin when we were all in

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00:58:27,436 --> 00:58:29,356

Las Vegas together, uh,

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00:58:29,386 --> 00:58:31,306

because he is a, an engineer of this

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00:58:31,306 --> 00:58:35,956

sort, like knows a bit

about aviation and I

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00:58:36,076 --> 00:58:37,396

-:

And his wife is very

:

00:58:37,396 --> 00:58:37,966

cool.

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00:58:38,986 --> 00:58:44,596

-:

like a very intelligent conversation

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00:58:44,596 --> 00:58:50,116

about why this was so impractical, but I

could not tell you what any of that was.

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00:58:50,756 --> 00:58:52,336

-:

Well, to be fair, I think at the

:

00:58:52,336 --> 00:58:54,106

time we were all getting margarita

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00:58:54,431 --> 00:58:56,146

-:

were getting, I think we were getting

:

00:58:56,146 --> 00:58:59,566

wine drunk 'cause we were at that,

uh, uh, Italian restaurant that

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00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:00,136

-:

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00:59:00,316 --> 00:59:01,576

-:

we were wine drunk.

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00:59:01,576 --> 00:59:02,266

That's right.

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00:59:02,266 --> 00:59:02,956

My bad.

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00:59:03,016 --> 00:59:05,596

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their, um, menus were up on the wall.

:

00:59:05,596 --> 00:59:06,616

Do you remember that place?

:

00:59:06,826 --> 00:59:07,636

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:

00:59:07,756 --> 00:59:08,206

No.

:

00:59:08,206 --> 00:59:10,126

Yeah, we go, we go to that place

:

00:59:10,186 --> 00:59:10,906

every year.

:

00:59:10,966 --> 00:59:13,726

Um, a cabbie, uh, no.

:

00:59:13,726 --> 00:59:19,996

An Uber driver actually, uh, suggested

that to us on our first trip to Vegas.

:

00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:22,066

Um, and we took him upon it.

:

00:59:22,066 --> 00:59:26,416

And so like every time we're there for the

Star Tark convention, every year we go.

:

00:59:26,636 --> 00:59:27,136

-:

:

00:59:28,306 --> 00:59:32,986

-:

and also, uh, because for whatever

:

00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:36,796

reason, when I was searching the

Bell 2 22 A to look at pictures,

:

00:59:37,186 --> 00:59:39,676

the second search was for sales.

:

00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:40,996

So, you know, I clicked it,

:

00:59:42,766 --> 00:59:44,326

-:

we buying a helicopter

:

00:59:45,136 --> 00:59:47,806

-:

well, it's only $400,000,

:

00:59:48,436 --> 00:59:53,476

so if I don't pay my tuition,

:

00:59:54,251 --> 00:59:54,671

-:

:

00:59:54,676 --> 00:59:58,246

-:

out, use all of my money from all

:

00:59:58,246 --> 01:00:04,276

of my loans, pull that together,

and then we get like 50 more

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01:00:04,606 --> 01:00:04,686

-:

:

01:00:05,596 --> 01:00:07,636

-:

to, to contribute.

:

01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:12,206

And then another like

thousand more people.

:

01:00:12,206 --> 01:00:13,346

I think we could afford

:

01:00:13,556 --> 01:00:15,021

-:

And then we have to take classes.

:

01:00:15,021 --> 01:00:16,671

-:

well, but like I have just

:

01:00:16,671 --> 01:00:18,471

spent, I would've just spent all

:

01:00:18,471 --> 01:00:20,721

of my money on.

:

01:00:21,066 --> 01:00:21,666

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:

01:00:21,801 --> 01:00:22,641

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Fair enough.

:

01:00:24,201 --> 01:00:24,921

I don't know guys.

:

01:00:24,921 --> 01:00:26,331

It doesn't seem doable.

:

01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:29,481

-:

Yeah, I think, I think I'd

:

01:00:29,481 --> 01:00:31,041

rather have an education.

:

01:00:31,071 --> 01:00:35,481

-:

would like to donate a Bell 222 A hit us

:

01:00:35,481 --> 01:00:39,351

up at Curl Cool Girls go boom@gmail.com.

:

01:00:41,571 --> 01:00:43,221

-:

We will not be able to fly it,

:

01:00:43,221 --> 01:00:44,931

but we will sit in it and make

:

01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:45,951

zoomy noises,

:

01:00:45,951 --> 01:00:47,556

-:

wear our Santini air shirts.

:

01:00:48,681 --> 01:00:51,141

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Yes, absolutely.

:

01:00:51,891 --> 01:00:53,061

A thousand percent.

:

01:00:53,451 --> 01:01:01,341

We will also get my one eyed dog, a little

Santini air shirt and her own helicopter

:

01:01:01,641 --> 01:01:01,861

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:

01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:02,796

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01:01:03,216 --> 01:01:06,696

guys, when we get together,

if we're getting together in

:

01:01:06,696 --> 01:01:07,536

August.

:

01:01:08,256 --> 01:01:12,846

We should find a place to

take a helicopter ride and

:

01:01:12,846 --> 01:01:14,376

wear our Saniti air shirts.

:

01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:15,636

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:

01:01:17,496 --> 01:01:20,346

-:

Everybody's face just got so excited.

:

01:01:20,346 --> 01:01:20,886

Okay.

:

01:01:21,306 --> 01:01:27,876

Okay guys, this is gonna be my hyper

fixation until I go to bed tonight, so,

:

01:01:28,356 --> 01:01:28,986

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:

01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:30,696

Googling helicopter rides.

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01:01:30,921 --> 01:01:31,461

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01:01:33,006 --> 01:01:33,516

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All right.

:

01:01:33,516 --> 01:01:36,006

So we gotta, we gotta do some mash, right?

:

01:01:37,251 --> 01:01:38,301

-:

we gotta do some mash.

:

01:01:38,301 --> 01:01:39,891

I got everything all ready to

:

01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:42,096

-:

I think it's Laura this time 'cause I,

:

01:01:42,426 --> 01:01:42,726

yeah.

:

01:01:42,756 --> 01:01:46,746

'cause I think I landed on these

unfortunate series of events here.

:

01:01:49,536 --> 01:01:51,426

-:

it would be more exciting, like

:

01:01:51,696 --> 01:01:52,176

it had

:

01:01:52,411 --> 01:01:52,831

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:

01:01:54,021 --> 01:01:57,291

-:

ended up drilling over, like we ended

:

01:01:57,291 --> 01:02:01,191

up talking about the attractiveness

of the cast because the plot

:

01:02:01,271 --> 01:02:01,691

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:

01:02:02,376 --> 01:02:03,126

-:

:

01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:03,756

Yeah.

:

01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:08,361

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Okay, tell me when to stop.

:

01:02:09,741 --> 01:02:10,101

-:

:

01:02:10,101 --> 01:02:12,321

-:

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

:

01:02:12,536 --> 01:02:12,826

Okay.

:

01:02:12,826 --> 01:02:16,636

So we're skipping 12 episodes.

:

01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:20,101

-:

:

01:02:20,101 --> 01:02:21,601

have 12 episodes to skip?

:

01:02:21,601 --> 01:02:22,351

Let's look it up.

:

01:02:22,351 --> 01:02:23,191

-:

well, I hope so.

:

01:02:23,191 --> 01:02:25,381

'cause if we don't, we're just

:

01:02:25,681 --> 01:02:26,161

gonna

:

01:02:26,436 --> 01:02:27,076

-:

with Airwolf.

:

01:02:27,336 --> 01:02:28,111

Oh, no.

:

01:02:28,801 --> 01:02:29,731

-:

own Airwolf.

:

01:02:29,866 --> 01:02:30,226

-:

:

01:02:30,346 --> 01:02:30,646

Okay?

:

01:02:30,646 --> 01:02:31,696

We were on.

:

01:02:31,696 --> 01:02:36,676

We did number 10, 11,

:

01:02:36,751 --> 01:02:37,621

-:

:

01:02:37,711 --> 01:02:38,221

No.

:

01:02:38,371 --> 01:02:38,941

Do we?

:

01:02:39,151 --> 01:02:39,781

Yes, we do.

:

01:02:39,781 --> 01:02:42,271

We have barely 12 episodes left.

:

01:02:42,661 --> 01:02:45,871

-:

we're on the second to last episode.

:

01:02:46,436 --> 01:02:50,251

-:

with this because we're, we're definitely

:

01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:52,411

gonna watch the last episode too, right?

:

01:02:52,831 --> 01:02:54,421

Like as a default.

:

01:02:55,321 --> 01:02:55,711

-:

:

01:02:55,711 --> 01:02:55,861

we

:

01:02:55,861 --> 01:02:56,911

should, yeah.

:

01:02:57,136 --> 01:02:57,256

-:

:

01:02:57,451 --> 01:02:59,101

-:

watching the last two episodes then.

:

01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,501

-:

Do you wanna hear the,

:

01:03:02,071 --> 01:03:02,461

-:

Heck yeah.

:

01:03:03,286 --> 01:03:04,216

-:

Flying home,

:

01:03:04,441 --> 01:03:06,391

-:

home season four, episode 23.

:

01:03:06,391 --> 01:03:07,141

Flying Home.

:

01:03:07,771 --> 01:03:12,781

Joe's mission to test fly an experimental

plane becomes more difficult when one

:

01:03:12,781 --> 01:03:16,051

of the backers is her demanding father.

:

01:03:17,101 --> 01:03:17,191

Is

:

01:03:17,191 --> 01:03:18,631

it a daddy issues episode?

:

01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:20,736

-:

did you say it's Joe Joe's dad?

:

01:03:21,811 --> 01:03:22,081

-:

:

01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:22,426

-:

:

01:03:22,426 --> 01:03:23,746

her dad died and that's why he,

:

01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:25,141

-:

Isn't, so this would be.

:

01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,351

San's, uh,

:

01:03:28,801 --> 01:03:29,221

brother,

:

01:03:30,121 --> 01:03:30,931

-:

:

01:03:31,051 --> 01:03:34,411

-:

uh, or, or evil, evil mom?

:

01:03:35,071 --> 01:03:35,941

No, no.

:

01:03:35,941 --> 01:03:36,391

It would be,

:

01:03:36,541 --> 01:03:37,201

-:

:

01:03:37,216 --> 01:03:37,426

-:

:

01:03:37,426 --> 01:03:39,616

mom died and that's why he raised her.

:

01:03:40,711 --> 01:03:45,751

-:

but the Joe wasn't raised by This

:

01:03:45,751 --> 01:03:47,341

is, this is Joe's niece, isn't it?

:

01:03:47,341 --> 01:03:47,671

-:

:

01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:52,321

Joe is Dom's niece, but not

from the one lady that we met.

:

01:03:52,456 --> 01:03:53,026

-:

:

01:03:53,086 --> 01:03:53,926

-:

that's right.

:

01:03:54,256 --> 01:03:55,096

Okay.

:

01:03:55,141 --> 01:03:55,411

-:

:

01:03:55,636 --> 01:03:57,226

-:

well, no, that would mean that

:

01:03:57,331 --> 01:03:57,781

-:

:

01:03:58,006 --> 01:03:59,446

-:

that that would mean No, that would

:

01:03:59,446 --> 01:04:02,056

mean that it would be Dom's brother.

:

01:04:02,056 --> 01:04:02,476

Right.

:

01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:03,166

-:

:

01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:05,161

-:

We'll find, hopefully we'll find out.

:

01:04:05,851 --> 01:04:06,301

Yeah.

:

01:04:06,826 --> 01:04:07,726

-:

:

01:04:07,726 --> 01:04:10,096

'cause we, they don't wanna

remind us that Dom existed.

:

01:04:11,236 --> 01:04:11,266

I

:

01:04:12,046 --> 01:04:12,316

don't

:

01:04:12,331 --> 01:04:13,141

-:

Bork nine.

:

01:04:13,876 --> 01:04:14,236

-:

:

01:04:14,236 --> 01:04:14,806

We all do.

:

01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:15,691

-:

love earnest.

:

01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:16,336

-:

:

01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:17,176

nine.

:

01:04:17,221 --> 01:04:17,311

-:

:

01:04:17,926 --> 01:04:18,466

-:

I didn't even

:

01:04:18,556 --> 01:04:18,706

-:

:

01:04:18,706 --> 01:04:18,976

I was

:

01:04:19,066 --> 01:04:19,846

-:

:

01:04:19,876 --> 01:04:24,016

Like we didn't really even know who he

was really before we started this guys.

:

01:04:24,676 --> 01:04:25,006

-:

:

01:04:25,576 --> 01:04:29,476

And we like got so mad at some

of the sexist things he said, and

:

01:04:29,701 --> 01:04:30,661

-:

:

01:04:31,441 --> 01:04:31,681

And now

:

01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:32,581

here we are.

:

01:04:32,671 --> 01:04:34,741

Barnacle boy, never forgets.

:

01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:35,131

Yes.

:

01:04:35,251 --> 01:04:39,631

-:

about this when we were like, oh, we miss

:

01:04:39,631 --> 01:04:40,681

Ernest Borg nine.

:

01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:42,841

I was like, when did

we turn around on him?

:

01:04:42,841 --> 01:04:44,341

And I think I pinpointed it.

:

01:04:45,421 --> 01:04:49,441

I think it's when the episode,

when his niece was like, kidnapped.

:

01:04:49,441 --> 01:04:49,771

But then we

:

01:04:49,771 --> 01:04:52,051

find out, uh, and they're

:

01:04:52,051 --> 01:04:55,471

having lunch and she's like,

I am ruined now, or whatever.

:

01:04:55,471 --> 01:04:56,641

And he's like, no, honey, you're

:

01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:57,121

not.

:

01:04:57,766 --> 01:04:58,216

-:

I think you're

:

01:04:58,261 --> 01:04:59,941

-:

that's the moment we turned on.

:

01:04:59,971 --> 01:05:00,331

We turned

:

01:05:00,331 --> 01:05:00,691

around

:

01:05:00,781 --> 01:05:02,161

-:

I think that was our moment.

:

01:05:02,161 --> 01:05:02,641

Yeah.

:

01:05:02,836 --> 01:05:03,106

-:

:

01:05:03,421 --> 01:05:04,261

-:

That was our come to

:

01:05:04,261 --> 01:05:05,821

Borg nine moment, if you will.

:

01:05:06,766 --> 01:05:07,186

-:

:

01:05:07,246 --> 01:05:08,746

-:

ca the male characters.

:

01:05:08,896 --> 01:05:13,366

Um, because if you guys remember

the first EPIs, first two episodes,

:

01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,466

Stringfellow Hawk was worse.

:

01:05:16,036 --> 01:05:16,516

Right.

:

01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:18,736

And then he softened up a little bit.

:

01:05:18,736 --> 01:05:20,896

I think they softened

do up a little bit too.

:

01:05:21,886 --> 01:05:22,176

-:

:

01:05:23,431 --> 01:05:23,971

I do too.

:

01:05:24,451 --> 01:05:26,611

-:

then I feel like everybody in, uh,

:

01:05:26,641 --> 01:05:31,651

this season of Airwolf has been

a little more, I don't know if

:

01:05:31,651 --> 01:05:34,021

they've been softer or if like Yeah.

:

01:05:34,041 --> 01:05:34,261

-:

:

01:05:34,861 --> 01:05:35,401

-:

:

01:05:35,551 --> 01:05:35,761

-:

:

01:05:35,761 --> 01:05:36,631

I'm gonna go with softer.

:

01:05:36,961 --> 01:05:37,351

Yeah.

:

01:05:37,711 --> 01:05:41,101

-:

guess sinjin kind of had a little like,

:

01:05:41,761 --> 01:05:44,311

Ooh, flirty moment with a Alexandria,

:

01:05:44,311 --> 01:05:45,031

was that her name?

:

01:05:45,061 --> 01:05:46,051

The Russian lady

:

01:05:46,081 --> 01:05:47,611

-:

they kind of, you know, they make out a

:

01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:48,601

little bit at the end there.

:

01:05:48,781 --> 01:05:49,231

-:

:

01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:52,801

But really the tension was with Joe and

:

01:05:52,941 --> 01:05:53,361

-:

:

01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:56,206

Or is it between Beth and Archive?

:

01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:57,166

Let's just be real.

:

01:06:00,896 --> 01:06:02,701

-:

only reason there's tension between

:

01:06:02,701 --> 01:06:05,041

us is because he is a made up

:

01:06:05,266 --> 01:06:05,746

-:

:

01:06:05,946 --> 01:06:06,236

-:

:

01:06:07,501 --> 01:06:10,291

-:

only men that I'm interested in are

:

01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:12,751

fictional men also.

:

01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:13,171

Jair?

:

01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:15,721

-:

You can listen to her

:

01:06:15,721 --> 01:06:18,121

fictional man on last time on.

:

01:06:18,271 --> 01:06:19,261

And who are you?

:

01:06:19,921 --> 01:06:20,371

-:

:

01:06:20,461 --> 01:06:20,941

-:

:

01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:21,241

-:

:

01:06:21,241 --> 01:06:23,881

My fictional man exists on last time on.

:

01:06:23,881 --> 01:06:24,721

And Who are you?

:

01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:25,681

-:

:

01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:26,821

places, and then

:

01:06:27,001 --> 01:06:28,351

he is in the ether.

:

01:06:28,441 --> 01:06:28,981

-:

Well, I was

:

01:06:29,101 --> 01:06:29,671

-:

:

01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:32,401

-:

your husband exists in the Ether because

:

01:06:32,401 --> 01:06:36,991

he's the editor of your podcast who gets

mentioned but is not on your podcast.

:

01:06:37,321 --> 01:06:40,051

-:

his podcast debut on our two

:

01:06:40,051 --> 01:06:42,001

episodes that got us in trouble.

:

01:06:42,631 --> 01:06:43,141

-:

Wait, really?

:

01:06:44,326 --> 01:06:44,547

-:

:

01:06:44,746 --> 01:06:45,306

That's right.

:

01:06:45,306 --> 01:06:46,261

Because he was one of the

:

01:06:46,531 --> 01:06:47,551

-:

:

01:06:48,211 --> 01:06:51,391

-:

our episodes, uh, covering the

:

01:06:51,391 --> 01:06:52,891

un shot Scripts of crusade.

:

01:06:52,951 --> 01:06:54,481

-:

JMS called you guys.

:

01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:54,991

Uh,

:

01:06:55,201 --> 01:06:56,131

-:

:

01:06:56,131 --> 01:06:56,401

We

:

01:06:56,401 --> 01:06:57,721

were reasonably well done.

:

01:06:57,721 --> 01:06:59,431

and definitely didn't hurt his feelings

:

01:06:59,491 --> 01:07:00,091

at all.

:

01:07:00,661 --> 01:07:02,131

Definitely didn't make me sad.

:

01:07:02,881 --> 01:07:04,321

-:

you're wondering what we're talking

:

01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,781

about, guys, definitely Listen.

:

01:07:06,991 --> 01:07:08,611

No, listen to who are You?

:

01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:10,051

-:

:

01:07:10,381 --> 01:07:11,101

don't do Listen to

:

01:07:11,101 --> 01:07:11,851

those episodes.

:

01:07:11,851 --> 01:07:12,691

Those episodes are great.

:

01:07:12,691 --> 01:07:14,276

Some of the most fun I've had

:

01:07:15,146 --> 01:07:16,076

doing this whole thing.

:

01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:17,306

-:

:

01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:17,786

Honestly,

:

01:07:17,786 --> 01:07:18,866

those were so much fun.

:

01:07:18,896 --> 01:07:19,436

-:

Today's been

:

01:07:19,466 --> 01:07:20,606

-:

:

01:07:20,606 --> 01:07:20,666

Yeah.

:

01:07:21,551 --> 01:07:22,721

-:

Today has been fun.

:

01:07:22,721 --> 01:07:24,161

And now I think, you know what would

:

01:07:24,161 --> 01:07:24,821

be really fun?

:

01:07:24,821 --> 01:07:27,161

Crawling into bed and playing

a little stardew valley.

:

01:07:27,251 --> 01:07:27,701

You know what I'm

:

01:07:27,701 --> 01:07:28,181

saying?

:

01:07:28,286 --> 01:07:29,276

-:

:

01:07:29,486 --> 01:07:31,046

-:

I gotta get to bed so I can

:

01:07:31,316 --> 01:07:32,756

teach the children tomorrow.

:

01:07:33,626 --> 01:07:33,716

-:

:

01:07:33,746 --> 01:07:34,046

know.

:

01:07:34,106 --> 01:07:35,006

Sorry we kept you up

:

01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:35,786

-:

Nah, you're good.

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It's, you guys are lucky.

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You're fun to talk to.

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We did literally stay up late

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talking about our fictional mail

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crushes.

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So this, and then we played bash.

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So

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Right?

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pan matching pink outfits now.

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matching fake outfits.

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Now,

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So good, so good.

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this is the sleepover episode,

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is that what we call it?

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The sleepover episode.

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right.

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Internet.

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We're all going to bed, and

you probably should too.

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Unless you're on your way to work,

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then maybe

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don't sleep.

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That would be

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I listen to this on Thursdays

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on, you know, heading to work.

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So

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hate the sound of my own voice,

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so I

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never listen to this podcast, but I

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an ethereal angel and a perfect editor.

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you're an ethereal angel.

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It, so are you for I love you both

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too.

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Bye

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Bye

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bye.

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