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Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's So hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

Who's views win, ones lose.

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Hello,

Well, hi there and hello listeners.

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reviews we're just like Cisco Neber only.

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

And that is Chelsey Donn.

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And together we are

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let's do

ChelseyBD, how is ya?

I'm good.

'I got A' robo vacuum on the loose.

'I did send it home, but it's not seeming to find its home, so hopefully, hopefully it'll

Other than the loose vacuum.

I'm good.

Ready to record.

Excited to be here with you.

'I.

Got A'.

Very sweet message from your husband, David.

Did he tell you he was gonna call me?

He called me to thank me for making him our Royal Highness.

He left me A' very sweet voice now.

Oh, that's so nice.

He didn't tell me that he was very touched.

A'.

Well, I'm very touched that he is such A' supportive fan of the show, and

Well, that's very sweet.

It's funny.

ChelseyBD and 'I have, we talked about this last week, but we have the same background

'I know, she

like Peter Pan.

Yeah.

Update the robot Vacuum did find its way home.

Oh, that was quick.

Yes.

So how are you, Trey?

How's your week been?

Oh, thank you for asking.

My week is great as 'I shared 'I now have the iPhone 14, which is A'.

Really exciting.

Oh my God, I'm jealous.

and that's funny, uh, because I've been editing our episode where you talk about

But

you feel superior?

no 'I, just like, feel free.

Okay.

That's fair.

'I.

Don't feel free.

I'm still, I'm still, uh, in purgatory with my 11.

you haven't checked with Verizon to see if you have A' thousand dollars

'I.

Just 'I, You know what, 'I didn't have time this week, and so it's just,

That's what happens.

So

Well, why don't we move forward

and go into some fetch territory?

How do you feel about

Lodge, A', Complaint.

time?

I'd love to Lodge A Complaint.

Thanks for asking Today, 'I wanna talk about, you know, when you click on an

Yes.

you have to click through all of them and then like maybe you like.

Got to that article cuz you were searching for like best spatula on Amazon or something.

And like one of the items in the slideshow is the spatula.

But now 'I have to click back like A' hundred times to get back to my original search

'I can't stand that.

Yes,

'I just wish that like 'I could somehow go through A' slideshow and

Like why do 'I need to click back 10 million?

'I hear that.

That

is so frustrating.

Just wanted A' spatula.

'I wish that you could just make the slide show A' Gallery view and you could just see

them all, or that the webpage would just not count each slide as A' new page.

That's so frustrating.

It is annoying.

'I.

'I.

Don't think I've ever come across this problem in websites that I've designed, but also

Impression,

Listeners, if ChelseyBD has designed your website, call

right.

Have 'I created problems for you and your visitor?

Maybe 'I did and 'I didn't even know.

So that's my Complaint.

Yes.

'I was looking for A' Spatula.

'I came across this listicle 'I thought, Take A' Gander.

And then before 'I knew it, it just, it really put A' damper on the entire search.

Did you get A' spatula?

'I did.

Was it the Spatty Daddy?

'I didn't get the Spatty Daddy though.

There's also Spatty.

Mommy.

Do you know that 'I?

Think 'I.

Think there's A'.

Spatty.

Mommy, A' Spatty.

Daddy 'I.

Don't know if there's A'.

Grandpa

Maybe We have the Spatty baby, cuz we have the teeny tiny

But 'I think that that was the whole

thing with the Spatty daddy was that like it's so that you can get the last bit of the

it's amazing

Yeah.

'I have A'.

'I actually don't own A'.

Spatty Daddy, maybe 'I should get one.

Anyway, that's my Complaint.

Short and sweet.

What is your Complaint this week?

'I.

Hear you now.

My Complaint is also short and sweet.

This is like A' personal thing that sort of like bothers me, but.

A'.

Have you ever had A' friend who whenever they refer to their parents, they always

Instead of saying,

My

mom said this, or my dad said this,

Yes.

That's funny.

it makes me irrationally emotional only because that's not my parent.

Why are you referring to them as mom?

' Oh, mom hurt her back and now she's

Oh, you know, Dad turns 72.

Do you think that's like A' cultural?

Like A' or like if you're from the south, like do you think that's more common?

'I don't, 'I actually have two examples in my life, and

and both have different, different religious backgrounds.

So 'I don't think it has anything to do with culture necessarily.

'I don't E and 'I can't even pinpoint what 'I think it is or what it means.

It's just frustrating to me because.

You're just mi What is that?

What is my, Is that A'?

What do

you call?

What is my, Is that,

Verify.

'I Don't know.

Is that A'?

Clarifier?

' Like you're just missing A' two letter word.

So why aren't you saying my mom?

Like, it doesn't even take more times.

It's like the same syllables as saying, Mama.

You could just say, My mom.

Yeah, 'I think it's probably the same people that are

They're just like very personal, like their experience is your experience.

S, but it is 'I.

Get it?

That's annoying.

'I get personally annoyed when my sister will go like, you know, and then 'I was talking

I'm like your mom?

Oh, that's weird.

that's our mom.

You don't get to just like claim her for yourself.

Maybe it's because she's like, Used to complaining to A' friend or something.

So she like doesn't change it when she's talking to me, but she'll constantly be

'I mean, not always, but like every once in A' while she does it and I'm like,

that's

I'm here.

I'm on the line

Well, this is A' weird, but my sister and 'I, whenever we refer

Some, sometimes we go, Mommy and daddy.

Depends

like full on adults.

Like my sister has two children, but like 'I would never refer to them and with those words

In

or names and to anyone

else, only with each other.

That's fair.

'I think that that's probably

Mandy was like my mommy, then 'I would be like, Excuse me.

'I know.

It's weird.

It's very

Anyway, if you're ever speaking to me about your parents, please add the word my

Oh, how do

you feel, how do you feel like if David said Mom did this or dad did

That's A'.

Good question.

Well, 'I think he actually, this is very cultural, but 'I think he says 'I think.

He's like,

Ma.

Which is

but will you say like, will you say like, Ma did this and PA did this, or whatever?

Think he does say, My

'I don't think he's ever referred to my mother-in-law as mom.

call your mother-in-law Mom when you're like with her?

No 'I, say Joanne.

No.

'I.

'I.

I.

Call them by their names.

But wait.

Very interesting because 'I at Rash, A', Shauna, we were at A' friend's house and

it's definitely A'

like

' I totally picked up on.

'I feel like it's like an old school like respect thing.

In my mind I'm thinking more with like no 'I think it goes both ways.

'I was thinking more like heteronormative couples like the guy referring to the wife's parents

Cause 'I think that the heteronormative couple, couple 'I don't know why

It doesn't need to be.

But the point is 'I do think that there's like A' historical.

Respect element to calling in-laws mom or dad.

Like it makes it seem like I'm really taking you on as my mother and father, as opposed to like,

Oh, the in-laws,

But 'I do refer to my in-laws as grandma and grandpa to our dogs,

right?

Yes.

And 'I.

Think maybe that's where it starts, cuz once you have kids, It gets A'.

Little more confused.

Okay.

This was A' very deep dive into mom and dad and my mom and my dad and mom and pa and all the things

does remind me of like episode five of this podcast when 'I lodged A'

' bothersome to me.

Interesting.

Okay.

Yes, this is, But you know what's funny is that I've gotten more annoyed by

Like I've gotten more annoyed by the like long terrain of like, Hey, how's it going?

Like, you know, and the reason why 'I get annoyed is because you can't unread it.

So sometimes 'I just like to know what the text message wa like, at

And now it's like you're forcing me to un.

You know what I'm

Mm-hmm.

.Yeah.

So now that we've

That feels good.

Yeah.

Let's jump into some reviews.

You want to,

'I do.

'I do.

All right.

Let's do this.

Review That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

And ChelseyBD, it's you today.

What have you got for us

Okay, get ready everybody, because somebody got A' bad haircut.

That's all I'm gonna say for that little tease.

Uhoh?

are going to trim hair salon today vis A' VI Yelp.

Trim is A' hair salon in.

Well, it's interesting because their website is venice trim.com,

So trim already right off the bat, doesn't seem to know where they fall.

Kim L however, has opinions.

So this is Kim L's.

One star review of trim.

Here we go.

Trim offers laughably bad service, top to bottom.

It's receptionist in particular, can't seem to keep an appointment straight.

My husband made an appointment for A' haircut, but when he dutifully arrived at

Later that evening, the owner of the salon called and left him A' message confirming

She even offered to make good by giving him A' free haircut.

Herself

Oh,

pleased with the owner's kind gesture.

He called again to make an appointment.

'I.

Don't know.

When he arrived, he was told the owner was unavailable and that A' more

'I know.

was unfamiliar with curly hair and sliced A'.

Huge chunk off the side of his head, leaving A' massive hairless hole

To add another insult to this follicular manslaughter, when he informed the reception desk

Playing the owner's voicemail to the receptionist was not evidence enough to convince her he paid

Even though trim mis groomed him like A' feral cat, you'll never fool us again.

Trim.

Mm-hmm.

Uh

What do we think of Kim out 'I mean?

This is one of those rare examples where we do have somebody writing on behalf of someone else,

But 'I still loved the review, so 'I brought it.

'I.

Feel like Kim l was the winner of her spelling bee in elementary school.

A'.

Hundred percent.

Yes.

Agree.

'I.

'I was wondering, 'I was like, Should we start this conversation

I?

Think Kim l might be A' lawyer maybe.

'I actually think this might be A'.

Little harsh 'I think that

Kim L did not live up to their potential

and

Oh.

hold A' high status job, and so

therefore they're constantly showing.

The education that they once had because they

That's all they have to show.

Yeah.

That's what, That's how it occurs to me.

There's no reason

that cuts deep.

Try

recompense inside of A' Yelp.

Review for A' hair salon, that has named itself trim.

'I.

Think it was sort of funny.

'I.

'I.

Like the humor.

I like the winky humor.

manslaughter.

exactly.

Follicular manslaughter.

Like there was A', Lot of wittiness in this review that 'I liked.

I'm gonna leave space for Kim l to be A' real professional, who just like

So 'I 'I wanna leave space for that?

Uh, for Kim.

Honestly, 'I am pleased by the tone of this one star because

and they're still using levity and comedy and you know, A' Thesaurus.

Yeah.

, Yes.

though, right off the top here.

Mm-hmm.

Kim is saying that they're disappointing from top to bottom.

What do you think

the top and the bottom are of A' Hair salon?

'I think the top is the hairstylist and the bottom is reception.

Oh, see, 'I was thinking the bottom is like the clearance rack

Okay.

Maybe, yeah, 'I.

Just think that the point, you know, that we're making here is that like

'I really liked that Kim L again used my favorite in A' one star, which is

Like he went and he made an appointment, then they said he didn't have an appointment.

And that's annoying.

Like that's an annoying thing.

Like you.

Are presumably A' professional.

You don't even have time to write this review.

You're such A' professional, right?

And you make this appointment to fit it into your schedule, and then you show

That's like upsetting enough.

And then they gave the owner credit by calling and 'I gave the owner credit along

Like, that's annoying that that happened, but like the owner's gonna make it right?

And.

'I mean?

That's what was confusing 'I guess to me in the review is that like the owner's there, why is

Yeah, they're just preoccupied with something 'I.

I'm also curious

Oh, when he arrived to you told the owner was unavailable.

Like do you just mean, does you think that just means that the owner wasn't there?

Because 'I assume if the owner was there and he's like playing the voicemail from the owner, that

right, or they would honor the appointment that was made.

Right.

Yeah.

With

Yeah.

I.

Wonder what unavailable means.

That's A'.

Good question.

It also occurs to me that this receptionist is maybe the owner's nephew or like niece.

Interesting.

Like related

Well, just because they keep messing up appointments.

So much so that the owner is calling on behalf of the air from reception.

Right.

But they're still working there, like they haven't been

Yeah.

That seems like A' termination to.

You're

offering A' free complimentary service to make up for the error.

Like 'I Doubt that Kim's husband is the first person that this happened to, or the

'I.

Just think that that's really where like the big fail comes for me is when they're like the husband

Like what?

Even if it's A' matter of like that particular, like the owner.

Is obviously able to comp A' haircut cuz it's like their location as opposed to

So it's like that person is, is gonna be paying the price for something

But the, at the end of the day, it's like, well then it's the owner's responsibility

Junior, Silas, what they're owed for this haircut.

Like it's just, it's crazy.

It's ridiculous.

Not that it matters, but like there were other reviews that also mentioned issues with reception.

So like 'I don't feel like Kim Al is being A'.

Karen here, 'I, think that like this is clearly A' problem.

'I.

it does occur to me.

I'm getting A' story here that perhaps Kim L's husband is sort of like go with the flow.

Doesn't wanna like ruffle feathers as Kim says.

They're not an animal and 'I think Kim is A' little like.

No.

Like they

wronged you.

You have to, Yeah.

You can't pay them.

They cut as, When was this review written?

This review is written in 2018.

Okay.

Just because as A', gay man,

the phrase hairless hole, uh, lands in A' whole different way.

So when you read that out

' loud, I, mouth, my mo, my jaw dropped.

Speaking of

' heteronormative,

' Chelsey Donn: I did not even think about that.

O M G.

Hilarious.

Wait, it is 'I do know because 'I have straight hair, but David has curly hair.

And 'I do

' know that there is A' distinction and

But if you, even if you are A' junior stylist,

didn't you go to school to learn about curls?

Like how do you cut A' chunk?

That's A' problem.

But the term junior stylist is an interesting one.

Like

What

does that mean?

Like, is it actually, is it A' Junior stylist in that it's like,

Beauty school like doesn't even have the full stylist moniker is, has to have the junior

Oh, 'I.

Don't know.

It makes me think of Frenchie.

Right.

I'm totally thinking Frenchie, but Frenchie at least had the dignity to drop out.

'I also think French.

She like would've been great if she would've finished just as A' side.

Really?

'I do 'I.

Think Frenchie.

You know, she just like hit A' rough patch and she let that rough patch stop her.

She dye her hair pink.

Everybody's gonna dye their hair pink at one point.

that does feel to me like science, Like you have to get the right

get it right.

You gotta learn.

She's still in school.

She wasn't claiming to be A' stylist.

To trim.

'I was gonna ask about that, like the difference between curly haircuts and regular haircuts.

'I wonder how.

It doesn't seem like her husband was particularly nervous.

Like 'I wonder if David gets nervous when he's going to get A' haircut and he has curly hair.

Like oof 'I Hope.

They're really not gonna mess it up cuz there's only certain people that can do this.

It seems like husband like was going with A' flow.

'I mean, What was he supposed to do at that point?

'I guess.

He had already taken like two days of his time to show off.

He was like, All right, I'll get this stupid haircut.

exactly.

'I also thought it was funny how Kim says that the husband dutifully arrived.

Yes, there's A'.

Lot of great, you know, language in here that 'I 'I mean.

My favorite was the, the follicular manslaughter.

Nice, nice use of pun there.

That sounds like A' punk band to me.

Follicular manslaughter playing at the

Do you think they're all, 'I Would think if if follicular manslaughter

They'd be bald.

band, they'd all be bald?

Yes, absolutely.

And they would shave audience

' members' heads like, Yeah.

Yeah.

You wanna go to like the Viper room and see molecular manslaughter later?

'I think that's right.

'I think

that

' Chelsey Donn: I think that's right.

'I mean.

Okay.

So honestly, this review here, to me, 'I think.

There is value here because

there's clearly an error.

Well, there's multiple errors here.

First, the receptionist like didn't actually have on the books and sent them away.

Then it seems that they actually did have it on the books.

They just had an error, and so then you get called by the company

owner, and then the owner offers you A' complimentary, but then they're unavailable.

Then the reception person has A' problem once again, so then you

go to someone, then they.

Won't take the cop, even though you're playing the voicemail.

So then you have to pay and you've had A', bad haircut,

and you have to tip like that.

It's just so many strikes and it's reception like it's the

gatekeeper.

You can't get through the door without dealing with reception.

It reminds me, did you ever watch that show with like Tabitha?

Tabitha, Salon

Yes.

Did you watch that show?

Okay.

It reminds me of that, like if Tabitha was there, like she would be like, You're the

If you mess up the entire ship's going down, we have to shut down the

You know, like 'I can just.

See that ha 'I like 'I.

Think we should call Tabitha and be like, Tabitha, you need to go to

Because 'I do think that trim has potential.

Like they don't have, you know, zero stars like they could get there.

They, they seem like they're just 'I.

Don't know.

One hair shy of A', tope, 'I.

Don't know.

does come across as truthful to me.

Yeah.

There's so much information here.

and 'I even said it earlier.

It doesn't seem, This doesn't seem fluky.

It kind of seems like it's probably typical that this receptionist just keeps losing

'I just can't believe you would send someone away like, 'I don't understand.

That seems so odd to me.

Also, you brought it up.

Why is the owner unavailable?

What does unavailable

actually

right.

Does unavailable mean they're in the back or does Una available mean

Either way.

Like even if that was the case and the person came in and they were like, This is the

It's like, well, 'I.

I'm curious cause like you'd think at that point the receptionist would handle it no matter what.

Like I've.

Been an assistant.

So like even if my, if something like this had happened with like my boss that my boss like

'I would still as like their assistant stand up for them and like take the bullet

There's been like an, you know, emergency and she's not here.

But like

Some

we're gonna send you on to Stephanie.

And she's wonderful,

you know.

Make it happen.

So 'I do definitely believe Kim 'I think that there's A' problem here.

'I.

Think 'I.

Could crown Kim 'I feel like we've considered it all?

Is there any 'I?

Mean spelling, grammar obviously great.

We even use semicolons, which 'I don't even know how to use properly.

'I do believe there's like,

Definitely A'.

level A' spelling Champ and like A' A' commitment to writing A'.

Good review.

It's not like one huge chunky long review.

We're, we're dividing into paragraphs.

Looks very, very pretty.

Yeah, 'I.

Think 'I can Crown Kimmel

dutifully.

let's dutifully Crown Kim l.

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously

The Queens are.

Four and A' Half crowns.

Four and A' half crowns.

The Queens are unanimous.

A' Trey.

You go first.

Why four?

And A' half crowns for Kim.

'I really like this.

Review.

'I appreciate the levity.

Even though someone literally got A', chunk of curly hair cut out revealing

'I took half of A' crown away.

Only because 'I think it does get A' little dicey when you're reviewing on behalf of someone else.

But 'I really get from Kim's review that they sort of are like pushing

And 'I think that this is yet another extension of that A', and it makes me have

Yeah.

You know, 'I took the half crown off because 'I wanted the first

'I think Kim really buried the lead with that

great joke.

I think that that would've helped me get the tone earlier on because you know, reading like

So 'I could have passed on by because 'I didn't wanna like get sucked

into the drama.

But 'I Hope Kim is doing really well and 'I hope that they still have their

So that's why 'I said four and A' half.

Really solid review.

ChelseyBD, why did you say four and A'?

'I said four and A' half for A'.

Similar reason 'I can't give A' five crown to somebody that is not like the

So that was the only reason why 'I took the Half Crown.

Other than that, 'I really believe that Kim L is an A' plus student.

'I think that if Kim L were listening, she might be A' little upset that

So 'I just wanna clarify.

Kim A', you did get an A' Plus in my opinion, on the review itself.

It was really well written.

'I believed you.

All your points were very clear.

You, you said everything in A' way that was both humorous but not shady.

You did the compliment sandwich.

You, you ticked A'.

All of the boxes.

'I just simply had to take off the half crown because 'I wanted to hear from hubby.

Also, in regards to what you said about this feeling very truthful and maybe keeping you from

'I just wanna say 'I.

Think this is A'.

Really good example for this owner to have stepped in and written A' reply to this review.

'I.

Think this is A' Law, right?

This is A'.

Really easy for the owner of Trim.

If you're listening to this review, get on there and like apologize and say, I'm so sorry.

You know, 'I had A' family emergency come up.

You're right, This is completely unacceptable that twice you came.

And blah, blah blah.

'I do wanna give you that free haircut And 'I do wanna make it right and show you that we're A'.

Great Salon, please come back.

You know 'I promise I'll be there, whatever.

And hopefully we'll give you great service and you can amend your review.

Even if that was written there, based on the fact that Kim l did leave space in her review

Think it could have been very impactful.

But unfortunately because we don't have that 'I am left with A' sour taste in my mouth

So 'I think Kim L did an excellent job, certainly worth four, and A' half crowns.

Yeah, 'I agree.

'I definitely had the same feeling about the reply.

I'm surprised that this was four years ago, five years ago, and there's been no

Right.

'I mean easy, easy.

Lo of A' reply.

We already are kind of seeing the owner in A', higher light 'I think we could

Yeah.

'I still have high regard for the owner, honestly.

But 'I feel like that's why 'I think that the receptionist is

they're pulling A' favor for their friend.

Yes.

Something.

right?

Something's gotta be A',

Well, that's fun.

Good job.

ChelseyBD.

That was A' fun.

Number of you trim.

Yeah, trim.

Feel free to defend yourself.

Call in, Say you fired the receptionist.

Let us know.

Not writing you off is A' Small business, but definitely some issues to workout.

Tabitha, Tabitha, Tabitha, are you listening?

that's right.

' A'.

I.

Write my Queen.

We did it.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey, who are you?

Inducting.

My Royal line.

Well ChelseyBD today, 'I am actually very excited.

'I am going to induct the Internet's cat.

What

Oh, I'm so glad you said what?

So 'I don't know if, um,

you know this or if any of our listeners know,

but there is A' website called Pearl.

P U R R L 'I dot com.

Do you

hear

like A' tiger.

So perley.com is A' website.

What?

Oh my God.

'I can't!.

'I didn't know it.

Meow.

So, okay, so basically there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

There's six different modifiers where you can create A', puring, kitty cat.

You can make it steady, you can make it lively.

You can lengthen or shorten the in and out pers you can make them really far away.

A' really close.

Wow.

Oh, it's such A' distant kitty cat.

Dying to know how and why you found this site.

I'm obsessed with Perley.

Oh, it's A' me.

Okay.

I'm gonna stop it cuz it's A' little distracting.

So, Okay.

I'm

obsessed with

like A' chicken.

Okay.

It did.

It did sound like A'.

It sounded like A' Little Rooster

Camp.

' Chelsey Donn: I.

I'm obsessed with Perley.

'I.

Don't know why it was created.

'I.

Don't know what the intention is, but 'I found an article saying this website, there

Okay.

They were like really rowdy.

They, they like hadn't learned to meow yet, but they were like, they wouldn't sleep regular hours.

They were really like destructive and they put.

This on like A' little um, fob or whatever.

And she left the room and she came back and all of the kittens were asleep.

Snuggling up

to the little monitor fob thing that was playing the pers right.

And then there was this other quote from A' student in college saying that like they would

And 'I just think it's hilarious that like someone created this AI.

Purring kitty cat for like whatever reasons that someone would need that or

want that or could benefit from that and that people are actually like

'I think it's hilarious.

I'm all for white noise, Brown noise, green

noise, any of this sort

Green noise.

Yeah, 'I just saw that video on YouTube the other day and

I'm not necessarily A' cat person.

'I don't have anything against them, but 'I love this.

It is comforting to me.

Those meows did sound like A' Rooster, but um, you know, 'I love it.

So for that reason, 'I wanted to induct purley p u r r l 'I dot com so that all

If you want A' creative comforting companion, then go.

The internet has A' cat.

You can meet Pearly today for that reason.

Pearl, you are My.

Royal Highness for.

Wow, 'I.

Just love that.

This episode was about hairless holes and purring kiddies.

Pusses

'I.

Didn't wanna say it, but you did.

Uh,

man.

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