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Hello.

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Hey Chelsey girl.

How's your week goin?

Trey, my week is going well.

I was a little bit late to the train I started and finished watching in a very short period of time.

The Tinder Swindler.

Have you seen it yet?

Oh, my God.

I just watched it over the weekend!

Oh, my God.

I was a half hour late to a meeting because I had to finish it.

Like, it was insane.

Yeah.

It really, the, especially the ending.

I did not see coming.

Me too.

I was so upset.

I won't, we won't spoil it, I guess.

I mean, it's late now.

It's been out a while.

Like you should have seen it.

I never saw anything about the article either that it's like about or whatever.

But yeah, if you think you have an idea of like how that story is going to conclude,

There's all it reminded me.

There's this incredible podcast called Sweet Bobby.

Have you heard about it?

no, it's like a true crime thing.

No, it's a well, yes, but it's a catfish story and it's,

Does it follow like one narrative story or

Yes.

And in the, I think it's maybe eight episodes, but like the journalist

this person had a 10 plus year relationship with this person, and we're going to go ahead and

It was like, crazy, crazy.

It's as if those women from Tinder swindler had a 10 plus year relationship where they

And then when you find out who the catfish is, I, it is like, I just got

I think I'm going to have to listen to

just got goosebumps.

Oh, it's really good.

You just get sucked into these stories.

I started sort of rewatching in the background and I had to stop, The Staircase

Oh,

because I couldn't remember if I had watched it or not.

I had, but like, God, what a journey?

Did you see the new one?

Cause they do a second season, essentially like the last seven episodes.

Oh, I don't know.

I'm not there.

So I guess, I guess I could watch the new one.

I mean the owl store, is it all about the owl thing?

No, I think it's a new, um, prosecution team or Like, I think

I forget.

I w um, but it's many years later

Oh my God.

So scary.

So many scary things in the world.

And I guess like, the world is scary.

Is that the conclusion

it has scary.

what's going on in your week in your life?

Tell us,

Well, I also watched tender swindler.

What else?

I don't know.

I have been feeling a little sense of emptiness since I've finished season two of cheer.

oh, I'm

wondering what's happening with my team and yeah.

You know, just hanging out.

It was actually pretty warm today, which is nice

Just like chugging along.

too.

To chill.

I really shouldn't complain, but I'm gonna, you know what I

Ha do it.

I want to hear Chelsey.

What is it that you want to

Lodge A Complaint.

about.

Okay.

So I don't know if it has anything to do with like heat or ions or what happens, but you know, when

And you're fighting this liner and you're trying to get clean.

And I'm like very OCD.

So I'm like, I change it and I wash it or whatever, but like still y'all

And it's just weird to me.

Cause it doesn't happen all the time when it happens.

I'm like, I don't know why you're so obsessed with me, but like get off, you know, why?

Does this happen to you?

Well, I actually don't have a shower, curtain, shower

When you feel like it's just clinging on no one wants to Clinger.

back off.

So anyway, I wanted a Lodge, A Complaint.

I really hope that the shower liner can hear me because it's not far away

And also listeners, if you have any tips, like, what am I supposed to do?

Like, is there a trick for this?

I don't know.

I haven't scoured Tik TOK.

Am I supposed to spray it with like hairspray or something?

If you know how to get it to.

Please do let me know.

What about those shower, curtain, rods that are like slightly poking outward.

Do you know, we're talking they pivot out instead of a straight line.

They're like a semicircle away from the shower,

Alright.

I could look into

something.

about you?

Try give us your complaint, lay it on us.

Uh, all right, well, today I want to lodge a complaint against an

no,

It's one of those things where it's like, there is no substitute.

Like you can't fill it with water.

Like a cereal bowl full of water is...

that's not cereal.

Yeah.

there, you can't put anything else.

So then you're just sort of like, well, I can't eat this bowl of

Has that ever happened to you?

Yeah, it has.

And I'll say I proceeded to eat the cereal.

Anyway.

I w I was like, not happy about it, but I just, I eat it mostly dry.

and crunchy and hard.

Yeah.

I've become a little OCD about it, because like now with Costco

And so I buy like two containers at a time, which is like 12 gallons

Yeah.

Because you to have the backup milk.

You need the backup milk.

Because that, it really is upsetting.

Yeah, it is upsetting.

So I, I feel you, I, I hate that the ratio of the milk to the cereal

All right.

Well,

valid.

Yeah.

Shall we maybe enter into some other territory that kind of makes me a little bit nervous, maybe.

I don't know, like reviewing other people's online reviews and hoping that

I think so.

I think Chelsey it's time for you and I to go head-to-head as we.

Assess That Kvetch.

So today is another verses episode and we are going to cover both

That's right.

Get your MasterCards and visas ready.

This another versus episode!

Trey selected the one star, and I selected the five star.

So to determine who reads first, we got to flip that quota.

I feel like you need to guess this time.

Okay,

All right.

I'm gonna let you guys

I'm going to say tails

okay.

it's heads.

Okay.

So what that means I go first, right?

we're going to hear the five star first!.

my Oh my goodness.

Okay.

So a little background on what the Mall of America is.

I know Chelsey has been, I have never been, but the Mall of America is one of the

The Mall welcomes more than 40 million visitors a year from around the world to enjoy over 520.

Retail and specialty stores, plus over 50 unique dining and entertainment attractions,

That's what I think of when I think of Mall of America.

They also, I thought this was interesting.

The Mall of America hosts more than 400 events every year, which has made the Mall.

A place where fans can meet and greet with their favorite celebrities or take part

So presently at the time of this recording, there are 5,893 reviews for the Mall of America on

One star reviews.

So let's get this versus battles started.

Review That Review.

All right.

It is about to be Mall Madness up in here.

You know what I mean?

Because we are getting started with a crazy five-star review.

Yeah, I know Jay, you referenced TripAdvisor, but I actually pulled this Review!

from Yelp.

My Review!

is written by an elite Review!

or when you know it, the elite reviewers name is Fox E.

Okay.

Fox

Capital E?

Capital E.

All right.

There's okay.

I'm just gonna, just gonna dive right in.

Here we go.

Not to be confused with an arrogant American man, male of America, with

And an unimpressive trouser snake.

Small of America.

The Mall of America has sacred and distant memories for me from when I first visited

I also may or may not have fornicated with a very wild and adventurous girlfriend on

I also may or may not have four dedicated with a very wild and adventurous girlfriend on the

She wasn't even in her teens yet at that time gasp, but let's move on to the modern times,

what.

not to be confused with a drug smuggler mule of America, looking for dinner?

Meal of America and to fight brawl of America,

Oh, my God.

it has four levels that I know of.

It needs to get on my level and probably a lot more, but it also incredibly

Any one of these levels by itself would be one of the biggest Malls around.

So we're not talking about a structure that is more tall than it is wide or long.

It's insanely wide and long.

Like my ego,

Oh

to the extent that walking around any one of the levels will take a

Not to be confused with a breaking bad spinoff, better call Saul of America, a

So basically what I am saying.

It's the scale of this thing is absolutely enormous.

It can't really be described.

It's not just the biggest Mall I've ever been to.

It's bigger than the next 10 Malls I've ever been to.

And don't get me started on all the amusement rides and rollercoasters that exist here.

I guess this is what America is all.

It's incredibly fun to wander around.

And I think it's probably the most ambitious Mall on earth.

Not to be confused with my girlfriend, doll of America

Oh my

who likes to crush things under her pleasures balls of America.

Make guys come over to her on their hands and knees crawl of America.

And physically dominate people for lots of money Maul of America.

What.

I, yes, that's it.

That was my, that was my to reading it.

Like, I don't even know what device Fox E was using here.

Yeah.

Is that a, it's not a pun cause you're just changing.

Is that, what is that?

Word play?

It's annoying.

Like, I feel like based on this Review!

at all, they should revoke Fox E's elite status.

they're elite.

They are elite.

Isn't that insane?

I do think that, that, do you think FOC, first of all,

what is the Review!?

I guess I'm sexist, but I just assumed that Fox E would not be a straight man.

Okay.

Maybe I should have mentioned that.

So again, it's really funny Fox E's photograph kind of reminds me of Bruce has,

Is there a glamor shots in the Mall of America, do those even exist anymore?

I think they do some places.

Okay.

I'm just really confused by all of that, because like, I, for a while there, I thought

So I also felt like constantly saying, it's not this.

It's not that It's not made me think like, wait, this is a,

five-star review.

Until we sort of got to the end where it was like, this is the biggest Mall I've ever seen.

It's the biggest and the last 10 I've ever seen.

So then I was like, okay.

So like there, but all.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

yeah.

I was very confused.

Okay.

When they use the word fornication on the stair steps, D did, did they then go in to

like there were so many bad jokes in here.

It was hard for me to like, even try to deliver them all.

So completely valid that you were confused.

They were saying something along the lines of like the girlfriend was not Barbie.

Like the Barbie doll, I guess.

And that Barbie wasn't even in her teens yet at the time gasp, what is that?

I, is that a joke about 20 years?

Like is the Barbie 35 years old now?

Like, I don't know.

It's just,

because it wasn't Barbie invented in the fifties.

yeah.

I have no idea.

I have no idea what they're getting at with that amongst other things

a lot of sex in this.

Review!

so much

the trouser I've never heard that phrase, but that's hilarious.

I actually had to look it up.

I'm not even going to lie.

Cause I was like sMall.

I was like sMall of an, of America.

Like what does that even mean?

And then when I looked up trousers, snake and found out that it was like, you know,

But then even a few sentences later where they say.

Long and wide, like my, does it say.dot, dot ego.

does.

Yeah.

Why is, why is Fox east so obsessed with talking about their penis size on this Review!

Well, to be fair there, their name is Foxy.

to foxes have big penises.

No, like the word Foxy Fox, Y like

I never, Fox E F O

right.

But I feel like with, with all the ponds that are happening in this stupid, I'm

Foxy named himself Foxy for a reason.

Well, do you think that Fox is his parents named them Fox or

I think this is a username exclusively.

I don't think I know anyone named Fox that

mean, I don't hate the name.

Like again, like it's not a bad name, but like when your username is Foxy and then like

because I was like, there's really no value here in terms of.

Oh, let me hear about why this is a good Mall to go to or a good place

It's really just a very strange personal narrative essay.

So I don't know, I almost didn't bring it in, but then I was like, it's so ridiculous.

He's so ridiculous.

We need to talk about it.

Well, it, it, I, yes, I agree.

There is no value in this review other than recognizing that you could maybe, or main be,

And I don't know.

That's like, I, you know, maybe that's exclusive to this.

Review!

what is Fox ease, spelling, and grammar.

they did have one mistake, which I read

So that makes me even more uncomfortable that they did.

Like, they like reviewed this before they hit submit, because it doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, no Fox E clearly read.

Did rewrites maybe Googled for some more puns, maybe did a little focus

Like I dunno, like there was a lot of effort put in this Review!

and I think the thing that makes me.

Angry about it is it's so transparent.

I understand that like clearly this entire podcast is based on online reviews.

And I understand that there's like a whole Nisha people like us who like to read these

Like he'll get the most, I mean, there were 25 people that found it funny.

39 people who found it useful.

And third 33 people who found it.

Cool.

Those numbers are like a little bit disturbing, but like, I dunno.

I just thought he was trying so hard and it got so old so quickly.

The joke.

It makes me feel like Fox.

He even says, get on my level.

I don't even know.

I don't know What I don't know what the level?

like, I don't even understand where this Review!

was.

Like, I don't even know what was said to me other than like, how can I rhyme the word mall?

1000%.

I was going to say.

I don't think there's anything truthful in this.

Like, I don't know.

I don't know, like, I don't even know if Foxy has a girlfriend or not.

I don't know if before in a candid or not, like I don't, I don't trust Fox E here.

And it also has nothing to do with Mall of America.

Like, I'm glad they had one sMall paragraph where they were like, it's

like something you got to go to.

But other than that, why are you here?

Foxy?

Why are you here?

Yeah, because now I'm not sure, like, I don't even

Cause it it's so incoherent.

Exactly.

Like, w what do you think of the, like, is that a thing, like, is that a writing style

So like, like in between sandwiched in between every single paragraph

uh, oh, they're all parents medical.

Correct.

Almost the definitions are written in medicals.

Like we're separating it from the, we're using it as like a border for each one of our paragraphs.

Also.

They attach 10 photos.

Yes.

All just of the Mall.

Like nothing like weird.

That's how I feel like Foxy hacked the system or something

They're like, yeah.

You know, like, I feel like Yelp must have a thing because they obviously can't

Um, yeah.

Uh, obviously they can spend all their time doing that.

So they maybe have some sort of algorithm where it's like, if you're

Amount of length with, you know, this many photos attached, you would think,

Maybe this is a Review!

that I want to read.

Like it does like draw you in if you're not actually looking at the words.

Yeah, but then it's even like, they did put a lot of effort

Like was this just to fill their quota in order to become a lead.

I think so.

Right.

But it still is very detailed.

I mean, I think this is totally like an atypical experience.

Cause I don't even understand like, unless maybe people hook up there.

I think like people always like to hold hands, like at the Mall, that's like a thing or it

yes.

but like I was not entertained by this.

I was annoyed by that.

Correct.

I was immediate.

I was immediately, so.

Annoyed by Foxy.

I was not into it at all.

I didn't think it was funny.

In fact, when I was reading it I'll be honest.

I was getting like flashbacks to being really bad, open mikes in LA when we would

And you're just Ugh, please get off the stage.

Like I don't, I can't listen to this.

Is there anything else to say?

Yeah.

Is there like any impact about the Mall of America for you on this?

No, that's what I'm left with is like, why do I care

I think I can crown Fox E.

me too?

Let's do it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of one to five crown cards and an effort

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Have crown half crown.

That's what I figured.

All right.

Try.

Let us know why you gave Fox E a half crown.

Well, you know, we have beginning with Natalie's episode, we have

I said half crown because at least they have like a Saurus and like a dictionary.

Like they have a rhyming dictionary, like, don't know.

There's part of me that has just completely turned off.

I feel like they did cheat the ELP system to like write a bunch of reviews, possibly.

Like that's all, you know, speculation, but I don't know, half crown because I

I, not that that's something I want, but I'm saying that's the

Review!

I mean, Uh, Fox.

He also, and I feel like it made me check.

Why do I think that Foxy is a word only use to describe females?

I appreciate that He is a male and they're taking

Quite Foxy.

Fox II.

So that's why I said half crown.

Why did you say.

Yeah.

I mean, I, I really toiled in my mind with going with a zero crown here.

I did the half crown because.

I mean, maybe this is a dumb reason, but there were clearly some people that

And for that reason, I threw them a half crown because there was some attempted

So I obviously couldn't give them more than a half crime.

Fair.

Oh my gosh.

What a weird fines.

Good job.

Thank

Like vault.

All right, let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we will here flip side of this.

Review!

BRB.

BRBs.

We'll be right back.

it's game time, right?

Chelsey let's strap ourselves in to this rotating ride and get ready

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days, I feel like

here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it

before the clock runs out.

today?

I have a One-Star-Zinger from party city,

Your fav.

and this is for the air horn can!.

Okay.

Is that like those things that are like,

No.

it's like the can of like, "AHHHHHHHHH" and you know

it's just like a loud, a siren sound kind of

exactly.

Okay.

So this subject is not working and the Review!

from Chino is didn't make sound.

What a disappointment.

Didn't make period.

And then sound is capitalized.

Yes.

Thank you for clarifying.

As I love with party city reviews.

There's a bottom line and I guess you select some options and it says, no,

I wouldn't either.

I mean, the whole point of the thing is to make sound.

All right, try.

I'm going to strap you into a megaphone so that you can shout your way around this Meryl-Go-Round

Ooh.

Last

Three, Two, One, GO!.

drama,

Did it make sound?

romcom,

Did it make sound,

Yankee

does that make sound,

disaster,

did it make sound

TLC reality.

Mike Shane?

Opera adult film

That's All!

I'm giving you opera diva,

Thank you.

because I so enjoy how much you do that.

That was like frigging to me.

That was definitely I think your best ever try.

Hold on seven.

Wow.

All right.

I think that's a tie for your best.

done seven before, but

but like that was great.

That was a really good round.

You should give yourself a pat on the back.

Thank

You're welcome.

is your zinger today?

Okay.

So today my zinger, I just kept with the Mall theme and I went with auntie Anne's pretzels.

I don't know if like Mall was an auntie Anne's or a Wetzels pretzels, but ours decidedly.

Any ans this review is written by a Susanna I, and it's a one-star review and it says

So sad.

I never thought you could get food poisoning from a pretzel.

I

I literally going to say that, like, what is it?

Bad Dough?

Yeah.

I guess eggs in the DOE were bad.

I don't know, but it's, I'm sorry, Susanna.

I hate that

poor Susanna.

All right.

Well, and this case Chelsey, I'm going to strap you into Shappy.

God.

Yay.

Oh my goodness.

Our, one of our, uh, Royal Highness.

Good idea.

Are you ready?

Got a stretch.

Yes, I am ready.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

I food poisoning location

game show

I got

magic show

I got food poisoning from this location.

teen drama.

Courtroom drama.

I got food poisoning from this location.

Spy.

I got food poisoning from this location.

That's all!

You got six diva.

Woo.

You won.

Take your bow Quinn.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Review That Review.

Oh, right.

We are back from that rousing game break.

Got to say it.

And it is your turn.

Trey.

I can't wait to hear the flip side of this even.

I mean, if we can call it a flip side, I don't even know what that side was, but

So what are you, what have you got for us?

All right.

So today I have a one-star review from TripAdvisor for Mall of America written by, Okay.

This is, um, all lower case.

Obiratkenobi.

And The image I think is like, did like Han solo have a D there there's some older

movie, Star wars or star wars, or

star wars.

I was like going to my right or you wrong?

Yes.

so I know that this image is that person, but this is OB rat Kenobi.

Okay.

Okay.

So OB rat Kenobi's one star review subject is I'd rather be mauled, M a U L E D,

We're just punning and punting and whatever, all over the place.

which was the last pun of Vox ease.

So very interesting.

The subject has, I'd rather be mauled

Okay.

dot, dot, dot by bears than go here again.

Total disclosure.

I hate shopping and an engineer and don't understand the logic behind these places.

I pick something up.

Check Amazon realized the Mall is 100% or more than Amazon prime price shipped to my door.

Put item down and repeat this process until I leave.

I get it.

The social aspect.

Okay.

maybe, but don't buy anything.

We got some swatch watches that was more of an experience than Amazon, I suppose.

My daughter designed one.

Cool.

I am told, I asked a bar slash restaurant.

If I could walk around with a beer.

Nope, come on, MN!

Think us, us guys.

You put a theme park in there, but adults can't have a beverage while

I was here in 80 degree weather.

Suppose in December, I would give it two stars for the heater.

Go to a park, go to a museum, go to a bar, go to your grandparents' house.

Don't go here.

All right.

Obi rat Kenobi.

I smell a rat.

I mean, it's one of those reviews where it's like, if you hate shopping,

You can kind of peripherally understand why somebody would find going to a Mall

Populace.

Why are you a part of the conversation on the TripAdvisor?

Yeah, it's bizarre also, like I think that some of the value here is the

Yeah, it's so weird to me.

Like as soon as you, you know, was sorta like mad about it, and then you said the engineer

Maybe they're going to about how do you get an entire amusement park indoors in this structure?

Another thing which I thought was interesting as they said that if they went

I don't know if they're talking about this, but I read in, in a few of my reviews that one of

They use, like, I know they use some sort of like something with their roof

And then they also rely on the body heat of the people in the Mall itself to heat the structure.

Yeah.

So I thought it was interesting and odd that they brought up the heater

well also, do you think that this person works at Amazon now that

Amazon heavy.

Amazon doesn't need any help.

You know what I mean?

We all, we all get it.

Like we know Amazon is killing the Mall.

There's no question about it.

Look around America.

I mean the Malls are all closing down.

The Mall of America is staying open because it is, as you said in the beginning, more

So I, I would think that if any of the Malls in America were to stay open, it

For that reason.

So Amazon doesn't need any help from.

OB rat Kenobi here.

And OB rat Kenobi is also not making a point that we don't already know.

We know we can buy it on Amazon, you know, so if we're coming to this review page, we're coming

So I think that some of the other facts, which I still think are weird, like why would you think.

Open alcohol in a place where there are kids running around.

Why was that?

So perplexing to OB rat Kenobi?

Also just going into spelling And grammar here.

It was interesting to me that of the four times they say the word Amazon it's never capitalized.

And then it says, I asked a bar lowercase B slash upper case, R restaurant.

So that's weird.

Okay.

So all the spelling is, is pretty much right.

There's just the one, like typo where it says, think us, us.

skies.

I think it was supposed to be, Think of us guys.

I

of us guys.

Yeah.

I mean, what about the whole like, Hey, so he took his daughter to the swatch store.

She made her own custom watch, which I think is pretty cool, especially for a kid.

Like, I I'm sure if I was a kid, I would think it would be cool and fun to design my own watch.

So why, why is it cool?

I am told like

Yeah, there is this little, like a place place of judgment and this whole Review!

I get it.

it's the social aspect.

Okay.

Maybe

No, it is the social aspect just because you don't like it doesn't

That's getting it.

I'm sure it is cool.

indisputably.

So why are we calling into dispute also, you know, major, major pet peeve of mine.

I hate when any reviewer like OB rat Kenobi did at the end of this is going to tell

Go to a park, your grandma's.

You know, go to a bar, like, why are you telling people what it is that they should do?

If you're going to write a review, that's going to be one star about this location.

Tell me that everything there is overpriced, you know, tell me that they're hiking up the

Overhead is high.

You know what I mean?

Like fine.

That, that would be one thing that I'm going to consider.

Maybe I'm going to do more window shopping when I get there.

But other than, than that, which I don't even know if their prices are

What information am I getting here?

And why are you giving it one star?

Also like go to a park.

Okay.

There is multiple theme parks inside of the sMall, so that's a park.

And then also go to a bar.

You just said you went to a bar at the Mall of America.

So real.

I mean, I think they're being shady because they're just like,

Like don't go shop at them all shop online.

I, yeah.

I just think there's no universal impact here.

the, the thesis statement is if you don't like Malls, don't go to Mall of America.

Shocking.

So then do you think this is a typical or common experience?

I feel like if you know that you hate shopping, but then I guess lot of

I guess so, but then if you're dragged along, it's like, if you're somebody

Yeah.

I'm not going to leave a negative review about a

yeah, you're going to be quote unquote dragged along, but you're

So I guess people like art, but I hate it.

Like you're not going to do that.

And that's.

right.

There's no value

I mean, clearly there was an attempted humor.

Who are you trying to get out of here?

Are you trying to get at the other husbands, you know, have wives are going to be dragged

Also, have we ever had a Review!

before that started with a dot.dot and how do we start feel with a Review!

starting with a dot.dot.

I know that it's a continuation of the title, but.

Well, I think in theory, I hate it, But, when you are looking

Like that's the only like humor point for me is that before hearing Fox ease and

When I read this, I, thought I'd rather be mauled.

Then the review was dieted up by bears.

Like I thought that was actually very funny, then that feels like that was written by someone else.

It has nothing to do with the rest of the Review!.

I don't know.

I think that this is not a deal breaker for me.

I'm not going to go to a scientist to ask their opinion on anti-science.

It's like, doesn't make any sense.

and I feel like a little bit like OB rat Kenobi, didn't deliver on a promise

Like don't, don't even include that.

If you're not gonna then give your engineer point of view, like who cares that you're an

thought that was going to go somewhere and it did

I really did.

I was quite disappointed.

I think I'm ready to crown.

Is there anything else that we haven't considered that we need to,

No, I think that's oh, he did, OB rat Kenobi attaches a photo and

Like like an old man photo.

Oh my God.

But like, isn't that weird with a staircase?

Because the last year you talked about the stairwell.

Oh yeah.

Isn't that kind of crazy.

Maybe OB rat Kenobi and Fox E or cousins or something.

And this is how this whole experience transpired.

I don't

And the daughter is Barbie who made their own watch at swatch.

my God.

That's even grosser because that would be like his niece.

Okay.

Now this is getting too far.

Yuck.

Okay.

Let's let's crown it.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Okay, Trey's holding up one crown.

I'm holding up again a half crown.

I mean, I really felt compelled again to maybe do a zero crown.

I was struggling between the zero and a half.

Why did I go with the half?

I guess again?

A little bit of the attempt of humor.

I feel like we're dealing with a similar character.

So all the points I made for Foxy kind of apply here.

And then as of course, we've, we've mentioned at length, just no value for

It's kind of like when you're reading a review and you're like, Ugh, it's like, I

And now I gotta get back on the road and, and look for more reviews.

So it was a detour for me.

Uh, and for that reason, half crown.

How about you?

Why one crown?

Yeah.

I said one crown, because ultimately the only value here I'm getting is that

Yeah,

And it really did sort of highlight.

I've never considered are things that a Mall overpriced.

I've never thought about the price difference between Amazon and S and

but the rest, I think the Review!

is sort of a mess and you know, it wasn't for me.

So I gave one because they're like, that's the one little tidbit of value.

yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah.

I mean, I just think saying like, oh my God, Oh, my God.

Okay.

So I want to hear the reply, but I just wanted to say, I feel like saying that like, you know, it's

Like, it's just like, so like, duh, you know,

Oh,

is that even factoring into the, the equation?

Like, okay, you don't like Malls, you're probably not going to like

I know, but I would've thought that you would at least be entertained by like

Right.

Like you're taking the person that like is the, like most extreme on not liking them all.

And if like you can't even convince them a little bit to open up their, you know, 10 man heart

stop exposing me.

I was just trying to do something higher than I have crowd.

Okay.

Leave it aloud.

Okay.

So here is the reply from Mall of America.

Okay.

Thank you for your thorough and honest Review!

we appreciate the feedback specifically about your restaurant experience and the time you spent

Thank you again.

Take care

Okay, thank you.

Mall of America.

because it's like.

Well, I think it was nice.

I liked it.

It was short.

It did kind of feel like a little bit of an auto reply to a negative review, but I liked

like, particularly what you said about the restaurant, you know, like

I know, but what they said was why can't I walk around with the beer?

Like.

I know, but that's why I'm saying, like, I feel like they at tried to

like when you're messaging someone on a dating app and you're like, they're like,

me include this batt from the

Yeah.

They're like holding a dog that has sunglasses on.

And like, what about that dog?

As long as it's hot, know, I don't know.

Yeah.

Obviously it didn't really add much to the situation, but it is sort

Contribution when it's like, there's clearly no contribution here.

But they said that they'll pass it along.

Who do you think guest relation Mall of America is passing this along to?

Did you notice when you were reading the one-star reviews that

Yeah, there were, there were a sprinkling, they all felt as generic as this.

I was going to say, cause it really just feels like somebody, the only thing I'm

Like, I feel like that was the assignment, you know,

I know, but I'm, but I'm confused.

I'm

were they passing this along to?

Is that.

just a lie?

They're not passing this along to anyone, right?

they're definitely pass this along to anyone.

It's definitely a lot.

It's a very empty promise and we know they know it, you know, but they're also

Thank you for your,

you for the time it's sucky to write about.

yeah.

Thank you for your time.

That was my favorite part.

I think about it.

Like thank you for the time you took out of your day to write this Michigan.

Well, I've never been, I feel like I don't feel swayed by either of today's entries.

I still would probably go.

Do you feel like at this point with, you know, the knowledge of Mall of America,

So do you think that people are going to be swayed by reviews ultimately of Mall of America?

Or do you think it's one of those things where it's like, if I'm going to.

You know, Minnesota and I am going to make a list of my itinerary.

I'm probably going to include this on there, regardless of whether or not I

That's a good question, because I do feel like the Mall of America is so large and

Like I would look at reviews if I was going to the Eiffel tower or if I was

I would be checking, but for some reason for the Mall, I just feel like there's so much

I don't.

What do you think?

Like the only thing that I would really care about if I

Am I going to be circling the parking lot for an hour and a half, trying to find a parking space,

Yeah.

people are going to go, they're not going to not go

Right.

And I don't think that Fox E Is going to push anyone that's on the fence

Is that Foxy is definitely not helping anybody who

All

So what's the use.

Um, all of America.

All right.

My queen, well, that's that?

That's the Mall of America, which is just Mall of America.

I keep adding of the, and that is not there.

It's Mall of America.

All right.

My queen.

So we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Chelsey.

Who are you in ducting today for?

My Royal Highness!

All right.

So today I want to inducts.

Hugs now I know hugs are a weird thing to adopt.

Considering my complaint was sort of about my shower hugging me and I really

I'm a good hugger.

And over the past couple of years, when we couldn't really connect with people,

And I think it's one of those things.

We don't really think about that kind of connection, but it means a lot and it can really

And I love hugs and I wanted to induct them as My Royal Highness, but

Okay.

This is not for you, but for everybody else who I love hugs you're, My Royal Highness.

Do you want to be mauled by a bear hug?

If it's like, you know, from like a guy bear, not like

Okay.

Yeah, that's, that's a good distinction.

Any Teddy bear guys out there who are interested in giving

I, that sounds really creepy actually.

Don't

Oh,

uh, yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Hugs.

wonder who was the first, how did a hug become a thing?

I don't know, hugs are interesting.

They, they straddle the line.

It's more than a handshake

Right, but who even came up with a handshake?

I, when I was a kid, I used to think like, why is kissing something who

who had the thought.

your mouth against someone else's mouth?

Like who?

Same thing who thought let's interlock our arms around each other?

I mean, I guess like do that with So maybe you're like, you're keeping them close and like,

Yeah, there's a, there's a warmth.

Yeah.

Heart to heart.

You know, literally there was also that guy in New York that used to

You always see people with free hug sign.

I think it's funny.

I mean, I, I don't think I ever accepted any of those free hugs.

I do like a good, nice hug with a close friend.

I'm like sort of famous.

I give really good hugs and you can ask any one of my friends they'll agree.

I don't know.

Try have we hugged?

We have have.

We've hugged.

We've hiked.

We have, we've had some good hugs.

We've hugged anyway.

Yeah, I don't think I would want to be hugged without knowing it was about to happen.

I think that's my line,

oh, for

even more so than consensual, just like, Oh I don't like being like, this would

oh,

hate that.

that feels like an attack.

Oh, I don't want to be hugged by from behind.

No, no, thank you.

You know, what I hate is like the hugs kisses, like the, the like Hershey

You do,

I think so, because I don't mind white chocolate, but there's something

is that specifically a hug?

Uh, hug is the white chocolate kisses that have like a swirl of chocolate

I've never put that together.

Y kisses and hugs.

that it's white and chocolate hugging.

Yeah,

I've never, I've never noticed that I don't like normal kisses.

I like the almond kisses,

too.

Me too.

Yes.

but those little strings say amen.

And then yes, the hugs.

Cause I don't think I like the swirly ones either.

If it's an ice cream cone, I'll take a swirl.

I like a swirl an ice cream cone.

Yeah.

not for Hershey's kisses

I don't like unsolicited hugs.

I don't like backwards hugs and I don't like Hershey's hugs.

All right.

Well, great induction.

you for walking us through that.

And we should all be a little, you.

know, be present to the gratitude for being in the hug for all the times that we

Yes, exactly.

And that's really what that's about.

I think

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