45. Face Dog or Hand Beaver?
Today we check out some hot Archie merch, and discuss how much of a simp Archie may or may not be.
Then Ezra takes us on a journey into a horrible beaver-based dystopia in an Archie Out of Context, where we bask in the magic of Justin Beaver.
Next up, we have a Bizzarchie featuring yet another plot to "take from the rich, and give to the richer" at a charity costume ball. And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that pesky Archie!