Summary
In this episode of the Non Judging Breakfast Pod, hosts Leif and Steve are joined by special guest John Paul from the Last Roundup Horror Show Podcast and the WTF Did I Just Watch? Podcast. Together, they delve into Season 2, Episode 9 of Gossip Girl, titled "There Might Be Blood." The trio discusses Jenny's guerrilla fashion show, Blair's babysitting escapades, and Serena's complicated love life. They explore themes of ambition, teenage rebellion, and the intricacies of friendship within the Upper East Side elite. John Paul shares his unique perspective on the show's characters, having first watched Gossip Girl during the pandemic with his wife. The hosts also touch upon the cultural impact of the series and its parallels with other teen melodramas.
Keywords
Gossip Girl, fashion show, teenage rebellion, friendship, ambition, Upper East Side, podcast, analysis
00:00 Introduction and Welcome
03:15 Guest Introduction: John Paul
10:30 Discussing Jenny's Guerrilla Fashion Show
18:45 Blair's Babysitting Adventure
25:20 Serena's Complicated Love Life
30:05 Nate's Struggles and Relationships
35:50 Rufus's Parenting Challenges
40:30 Aaron's Creepy Behavior
45:15 Chuck's Redemption Arc
52:00 Episode Grades and Reflections
1:00:00 Stock Watch: Characters Rising and Falling
1:10:00 Best Outfits and Fashion Highlights
1:15:00 Plugs and Closing Remarks
Special Guest
John Paul
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Edited and mixed by Leif Capicola.
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What I'm saying is, if it wasn't the limo, he might have gone for it.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I mean, again, Chuck is shocked. Does whatever
Leif:Chuck wants with it.
Leif:Hey up, residers. And all you scandal loving listeners out
Leif:there, you just tuned into the non judging breakfast
Leif:pod where the coffee is strong, the waffles
Leif:are fresh, and the gossip is hotter than ever.
Leif:My name is Leif, and I'm your seasoned gossip girl
Leif:veteran.
Steve:And I'm Steve the newbie, the greenhorn,
Steve:the, I don't know, Leif. What do you call the fresh meat in gossip girl
Steve:terms?
Steve:I don't know.
Leif:Let's get you some bacardi and see what happens.
Steve:Hey. All right, well, I'm ready to start a fashion show at this point,
Steve:I feel.
Leif:Sounds good.
Steve:So here's the deal, folks. Leif has been watching Gossip girl
Steve:since it first aired, and I'm diving in for the very first
Steve:time. And together, we're your dynamic duo, bringing you
Steve:all the glamour, romance, and
Steve:sometimes questionable fashion choices of this
Steve:iconic 2007 series.
Leif:That's right. Each week we're going to take a deep dive into the
Leif:show one episode at a time. We're going to be looking
Leif:at all the obscure references,
Leif:parallels, and sometimes the couture
Leif:catastrophes. We're also going to take a look at the
Leif:Phantom stories and some behind the scenes gossip along the
Leif:way.
Steve:And since we're all about inclusivity here at the non judging
Steve:breakfast pod, there's always a seat for you at the non judging
Steve:breakfast table. So go ahead and grab your mimosa,
Steve:your cup of coffee, or some of Chuck and Nate
Steve:special medicine, and let's go ahead and get this
Steve:started.
Leif:Okay, Steve, once again, we are not
Leif:alone. We got another guest with us.
Steve:Yes, please welcome. This week we have with us John
Steve:Paul from the last roundup horror
Steve:pod horror show podcast
Steve:and the WTF did I just watch?
Steve:Podcast. welcome, Jean Paul.
Leif:Thanks for joining us.
Steve:Thank you very much for joining us.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Hey, thanks for having me.
Leif:Absolutely.
Steve:So being on the show with us, could you
Steve:give us a little bit of your history with
Steve:Gossip Girl? Because I know you said you and your wife watched,
Steve:I believe, during the pandemic. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So, yeah, that was my only, like,
Steve:my introduction, like, during the pandemic, you know, we were all
Steve:locked up, looking for stuff to watch, looking for stuff to
Steve:do. And my wife
Steve:knows that one of my biggest
Steve:weakness in life is teen
Steve:melodramas. And I don't know
Steve:how Gossip girl missed me
Steve:because, you know, I grew up with,
Steve:you know, like, I don't know, das
Steve:freak, you know, a lot of the CW
Steve:WP shows.
Leif:Yeah, yeah. And, yeah, I was the same way.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And I like this just Fitzhen perfectly. And she's
Leif:like, what do you think? You've never watched Gossip Girl? And I'm like,
Leif:well, I've heard of it, you know? Cause I also used to watch
Leif:one Tree hill and all of those kind of shows. Even 7th
Leif:heaven. Like I said, I was one of those kids that.
Leif:Yeah, I was left out, on, the fantasy of
Leif:fake romance on tv.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I'm like, yeah, I have a crush on that girl because, you know,
Leif:she was x person.
Leif:Just as a reminder, Steve has not seen past this
Leif:episode. no spoilers.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Oh, no, I won't. I won't spoil anything,
Leif:but, yeah.
Leif:So you have a, favorite or least
Leif:favorite character or both.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Oh, gosh. On Gossip Girl
Leif:with the least favorite character,
Leif:I mean, right from the back, you're supposed to
Leif:hate, you know, the bass man, I
Leif:guess.
Leif:Yeah, he is a bass
Leif:man.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah. But the problem is,
Leif:as the show.
Leif:Progresses, I had to enjoy
Leif:trying to force you to like them.
Leif:Jean-Paul: exactly. So it's like they
Leif:succeeded.
Leif:and is that your favorite character, then?
Leif:Jean-Paul: No, that's. That's still kind of my least favorite.
Leif:Favorite.
Leif:It's nothing wrong with that. A lot of it is. A lot of people's favorite characters.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I know, I know. But favorite. It
Leif:really is a toss up between
Leif:Blair and good old Humphrey
Leif:Dan.
Leif:Good choices. Good choices.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Only because, I mean,
Leif:I have. I mean, again, after watching
Leif:Gossip Girl and that show you came out on
Leif:Netflix, which originally was on lifetime.
Leif:That's. Again, I know team bell drama, so I know stuff like
Leif:that. I was just like, oh, my gosh,
Leif:Gossip Girl is almost like a prequel story to the show.
Leif:You maybe in my head canon. That is what
Leif:I'd say. And I'm going to go with it because
Leif:I've heard that a lot of.
Leif:People have said that it just fits perfectly,
Leif:so.
Steve:Yeah, I haven't watched you for that reason, because
Steve:I want to watch you with that headcanon.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, then definitely wait until you get done, with this show,
Steve:because, yeah.
Leif:It'Ll give you a nice couple years.
Steve:Yeah, I've got a couple years, but. But, you know, you
Steve:won't go anywhere.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, I think it ends this year, but you'll
Steve:have all of them on Netflix forever.
Leif:Yep.
Leif:Jean-Paul: so, yeah, I don't know. Serena is another,
Leif:like. But they make you lover. That's the thing.
Leif:So.
Leif:So that's why they make me hate Serena.
Leif:Well, or Serena makes me hate Serena.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, exactly. But Blair, I don't know. There's just
Leif:something about her, and the actress that plays
Leif:her is just entertaining with her, like, quirkiness.
Leif:So, yeah, Blair is probably my favorite.
Leif:and there are episodes a lot about her acting.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, there are episodes where I'm just like, hate you
Leif:in this episode, but.
Steve:That'S what a good character does.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Exactly.
Steve:A good character. You should not like them all the
Steve:time, and you shouldn't like all the decisions they make,
Steve:because then what's to like about them? You
Steve:know? I, I think that I'm at a point now with
Steve:Gossip Girl where Dan has turned from being
Steve:my favorite character, and
Steve:I've grown to like him less. But a
Steve:lot of that's because he's making
Steve:decisions that I think are shitty, which are really great
Steve:character decisions, despite how shitty
Steve:yeah, they are.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I did not agree with you more on that.
Leif:Yeah, I think Jenny is actually my favorite
Leif:character. I think mine and I always root for
Leif:Jenny to win. Okay.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:it's kind of a mixed bag.
Steve:Oh. The only time
Steve:I've ever really been upset with Jenny was when
Steve:she fucked with Eric, you know, when she was
Steve:shitty to Eric like that. Like,
Steve:no way off, my boy.
Leif:So we are here to talk about season two,
Leif:episode nine, there might be
Leif:blood. This originally aired
Leif:on November 3, 2008, and
Leif:the title was based on the. Of course, the movie there will
Leif:be blood. The, 2007 Paul Thomas
Leif:Anderson, Daniel Day Lewis, all that.
Steve:That's the name I was trying to remember. I
Steve:remember seeing that. I mean, it got such
Steve:rave reviews.
Leif:It was well shot.
Steve:It was great.
Leif:The acting was amazing. It was boring movie.
Steve:Boring.
Leif:See, nothing really happened. Nothing happened.
Steve:I've been afraid to say that for 20 years because,
Steve:see, I agree.
Steve:Jean-Paul: With m you saying that nothing happens but the end,
Steve:that kind of the way it
Steve:ends, where it's just kind.
Leif:Of like, you got a miserable
Leif:bastard.
Leif:Jean-Paul: You'Re just a mislead, and you got screwed no matter
Leif:what.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: That's really what got me. That's what. What made me say,
Leif:wow, Daniel Day Lewis,
Leif:you definitely are one of the best actors around.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Oh, yeah. It's marvelously acted by him and
Leif:Paul.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Dare they?
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. I feel like they could have
Steve:taken an hour out of that movie and moved
Steve:it along a little bit better. And I always felt like it was too
Steve:long to not have stuff to
Steve:be that slow.
Steve:Jean-Paul: That's Paul. That's Paul Thomas Anderson. As a director, though, he
Steve:loves just long run times. And you know, it's
Steve:him. Tarantino and Gorzez. I
Steve:mean, again, they're wonderful directors and
Steve:everything, and they make good movies, but sometimes it's like,
Steve:learn how to edit your movie,
Steve:please.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:I didn't even really mind that. I just like to see some.
Leif:Some character development.
Leif:Jean-Paul: All right, this.
Steve:Didn't this come out around the time of old country
Steve:for no men? Two.
Leif:A, couple years after.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, it was a year after. A couple years after. Yeah.
Steve:I just remember kind of. They kind of occupy some of the
Steve:same space in my brain of. I remember
Steve:old country for no men, being like, this is.
Steve:This is good, but I. But it's slow,
Steve:like, that same kind of feel to it.
Leif:Well, I thought that was much m better, pace,
Leif:but it was ruined by the ending.
Steve:Maybe that's what I'm thinking. I haven't seen either of those
Steve:movies since they hit DB.
Leif:Well, the ending was that he wake is all a dream.
Leif:he wakes up, and it's all a dream.
Steve:That's stupid. Spoiler alert.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Spoiler alert.
Leif:Too bad, you've had 20 years to watch
Leif:that and even longer
Leif:to read the book.
Leif:Television without pity. Jacob recaps the
Leif:episode. Blair spends the
Leif:entire episode chasing a young, crazy girl
Leif:around the Upper east side after Serena offers
Leif:her services as babysitter to order another
Leif:Yale connection, young Emma is determined
Leif:to lose her epitomous virginity.
Leif:Ew. Before her friend Muffy.
Leif:Yeah. And takes the combined
Leif:forces of an errand distracted Serena and
Leif:a chivalrous chuck to keep her in the
Leif:Trina, Agnes.
Steve:And Jenny plan a guerrilla
Steve:fashion show at a charity ball, which turns
Steve:out to be honoring Bart and Lily.
Steve:Rufus goes completely crazy and tries to have
Steve:little J arrested for the stunt, but Lily
Steve:steps in because it was awesome. And then
Steve:Rufus cries the tears of a slightly
Steve:involved, very shitty parent.
Steve:Jenny runs off through the streets of Brooklyn with only
Steve:her sewing machine and about 40 pounds of
Steve:eyeshadow. Homeless Cinderella Jenny is
Steve:even cooler than regular Jenny, which is only
Steve:slightly cooler than the totally awesome, insane
Steve:Agnes.
Leif:Rufus somewhat redeems himself by lecturing
Leif:Dan about how not everyone is a wunderkin,
Leif:but Dan is so jealous of the attention little J
Leif:is getting that he ends up writing the Charlie trout story
Leif:after all, selling his soul and signing
Leif:one more page of the massive death warrant he
Leif:keeps begging Jeff to put on him.
Leif:Speaking of slight, speaking of slightly
Leif:douchey artist Serena has loved,
Leif:she spends the entire time obsessing
Leif:over Aaron, who is bigger, who's a bigger whore than Nate
Leif:Archibald ever was. Serena,
Leif:having never worked for anything in her
Leif:entire life. Loves the idea of actually
Leif:dating someone with as much Serena
Leif:power as she herself has. Although I
Leif:believe that the. Much like Chuck Aaron's
Leif:grodyness power is contained in his giant
Leif:stupid scars.
Steve:After spotting Nate and Jenny kissing on Gossip
Steve:Girl, snapped by Lil Serena from
Steve:attack of the clones in Central Park, Dan
Steve:makes it very clear that Nate's history of
Steve:prostitution is not cool and
Steve:tosses him out of the Humphrey house on his ass.
Steve:Nice to have d bag dan back after
Steve:last week. And even nicer to see him slipping down
Steve:that slippery ethical slope so quickly.
Steve:Chuck comes running to save Nate, of
Steve:course, and realizes how out of control
Steve:things have gotten. But Nate's pride
Steve:keeps him from giving in to Chuck's tender
Steve:ministrations, and he runs off to the
Steve:Hampsons to sit out what would seem
Steve:to be the most omfg
Steve:episode of all time next week.
Steve:Meanwhile, Vanessa flips out after seeing
Steve:Nate and Jenny kissing in real life and
Steve:hopefully jumps off a roof. Their words, not
Steve:mine.
Leif:John Paul, you were. You say you watched a lot of
Leif:tea dramas. Did you ever frequent, television
Leif:without pity?
Leif:Jean-Paul: Oh, man, not
Leif:really.
Steve:Yeah. we always like to get the. Was this the playlist
Steve:again? Was this back to the. I know you were telling me
Steve:about it before, but I only kind of. This is a good one.
Steve:Again, we.
Leif:Oh, yeah. So, yeah, we've, They stopped using,
Leif:like, we were doing that one that they would do, like a short
Leif:one in the thread, in the episode thread. But then
Leif:that stopped for whatever reason. I guess that guy stopped watching it at
Leif:the end of season or the last one he did was the season two
Leif:premiere.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And then. So we decided to go back to the
Leif:full one. That, Jake was actually pretty famous.
Leif:Like, you think he actually still now is like an, ah,
Leif:entertainment writer.
Steve:Oh, good.
Leif:Like, he worked most of the. Most of the staff
Leif:writers from Telly went on to become,
Leif:like, magazine writers.
Steve:Oh, that's awesome.
Leif:Yeah, of course, that's back to writing online
Leif:now.
Leif:So this episode, speaking of writing, it was written
Leif:by Eitan Fields. This is
Leif:the first of two episodes that he did, but any co
Leif:wrote it with John Stevens and that this is his second
Leif:episode. He also wrote the Dark Knight earlier this
Leif:season.
Steve:Oh, okay.
Leif:And then it was directed by Michael Fields,
Leif:who's back. He did roman holiday,
Leif:desperately seeking Serena and never been
Leif:Marcus. Roman holiday was good episode. The other
Leif:two, not so much. Yeah, not necessarily
Leif:fault of the direct.
Steve:Ah, no, no, not at all. Especially def.
Steve:Yeah, both of those were in that
Steve:phase. In that, post writers strike.
Steve:Pre pre getting to
Steve:where they are. Reboot. Yeah.
Leif:So let's go ahead and get into act
Leif:one. Spotted at
Leif:mood. Jenny Humphrey, 16 yards
Leif:of tool. But since when does Eleanor
Leif:Waldorf pay for her purchases with a penny jar?
Leif:They say stitch in time saves nine.
Leif:Will it save little
Leif:JDev? Pretty good
Leif:one.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:Jenny and Agnes are preparing for a fashion show
Leif:and talking about Nate freezing Jenny out since
Leif:last week. So, yeah, this is
Leif:an, opening scene. You got Jenny and Agnes, you know,
Leif:rushing around the loft, getting ready and talking
Leif:about how Nate's been blowing Jenny off.
Steve:Yeah. Which, you know, I can see how that
Steve:would be upsetting to Jenny.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:But also, I can understand Nate.
Leif:You see what happens once everyone finds out, so. Yeah,
Leif:it's definitely understandable.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Nate and Dan are discussing Jenny, and
Leif:Nate is being evasive when Dan gets a call from
Leif:Jordan. Dan is all up in his own, head
Leif:again. Although once again, we find out he was right
Leif:to be up inside of this time.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, he was. And
Steve:also, what he's like, it's good to be
Steve:Nate because he doesn't remember this woman
Steve:that he was, like, making out with
Steve:a couple weeks ago at, Yale
Steve:again.
Leif:So I got on Aaron last
Leif:week for, like, tolerating
Leif:shitty behavior to people he doesn't care about.
Leif:Just being selective about shitty behavior.
Leif:Yeah, and I got called dad out for kind of the
Leif:same thing here because he was fine with
Leif:Napiane, the sleazeball with his
Leif:ta, but once it's a sister, it's a different story.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Steve:you're right on that.
Leif:Serena and Blair are meeting with a friend of Dean
Leif:Barabe's. Serena volunteers Blair to babysit
Leif:the woman's daughter. No way this could possibly go wrong.
Steve:Yeah. Your thoughts, John Paul?
Leif:So, yeah, feel free to jump
Leif:in at any time.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, I'll just go back to the whole. The beginning
Steve:with Jenny and everything and heard,
Steve:like, she's very neurotic in this episode.
Steve:Like, and I don't know if it's, like, it's the
Steve:stress of her trying to get
Steve:this, guerrilla Sasha show going or what it
Steve:was, but,
Leif:Even I think it's a combination of the. Yeah, it's that
Leif:and also stressy about what's Nate thinking?
Leif:Jean-Paul: What's nate thinking? Yeah.
Leif:Wait a minute.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, and. And even, like. Like I said,
Leif:I don't know. I don't want to jump ahead and
Leif:rate this yet, but, the.
Leif:The interactions, at the beginning of Jenny and
Leif:Nate kind of really just. It
Leif:seemed kind of off to me compared to the previous
Leif:episode.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So I guess, yeah. Maybe it does give you that feel of,
Steve:like, you know, something happens, so they're kind of avoiding
Steve:each other because something happened, you know, got a
Steve:cliche. I mean, this
Steve:storyline, like I said, because I know teen
Steve:melodramas is very similar in a bunch
Steve:of other shows where, you know,
Steve:the sibling has now made
Steve:out with the other sibling's friend and those
Steve:kind of things, and, like, the. The weird
Steve:entrapment of what's going to happen next.
Steve:The execution is not as well
Steve:as I've seen it in other shows in this
Steve:episode and for the show,
Steve:in.
Steve:My opinion, which kind of happens a lot. Yeah.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, I don't want to jump ahead, so I'll wait until you get
Steve:to brother Barnes in it.
Leif:No problem. Serena runs into Erin as she's
Leif:about to look past the fact that he was with another woman
Leif:last week when yet another woman
Leif:runs up and kisses him, on the mouth.
Leif:Jean-Paul: On the mouth.
Steve:Runs up and kisses him on the mouth.
Steve:Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Leif:I mean, yeah, that happens.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah. I felt like this episode was very even.
Leif:I'll get into it more as we get to the grays, but, yeah.
Leif:Like, the one storyline was really good. I thought this storyline was not
Leif:as good.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:And also, the Blair storyline was not great
Leif:either.
Steve:Yeah. And. And it's funny because we talked last
Steve:week about how. Or maybe it was two
Steve:weeks ago about how this show will run
Steve:three plot lines and tie all
Steve:three plot lines up at the end of the, you, know, they'll run
Steve:three stories an episode and tie them all
Steve:up and to varying degrees of
Steve:success. And really, I feel like
Steve:the a storyline of Jenny
Steve:was great. Like you said, the b
Steve:storyline of Blair, I thought Washington. All right.
Steve:I thought it. I thought it was a really weird one.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:And then the sea storyline of
Steve:Serena and Aaron is just like, why are we doing this?
Leif:Aaron is a real dud of a character.
Steve:Yeah. Why. Why are we doing this?
Steve:Can she hand him some coke?
Leif:Dan and Nate gets back to the loft, and just in time to see
Leif:Jenny and Agnes leaving to set up the fashion show.
Leif:Busted.
Steve:Ah. such a judgey dick, too.
Steve:He's. Yeah, Dan.
Steve:Like, I mean.
Leif:I mean, he's conflicted about the whole thing.
Steve:I mean, he doesn't really know what she's doing other than
Steve:just putting all of these outfits together to do a big
Steve:show. Like, she's not it. To his
Steve:knowledge, she's not doing anything illegal.
Leif:Well, I. His issue is that she's just not telling
Leif:Rufus.
Steve:Yeah. So don't tell Rufus. Be a big brother
Steve:for once.
Leif:he does tell Rufus. Well, after it's like
Leif:over.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, but I think he's also at that line of, being
Leif:a big brother.
Leif:Yeah. He tells Rufus when
Leif:Rufus sees them.
Steve:Leaving, he tells Rufus as soon as he has the
Steve:opportunity to tell they.
Leif:Were at Rufus the gallery.
Steve:I'm saying that Rufus walks in and he's like, I'm afraid she's making a
Steve:mistake.
Leif:I don't think he told her then. I don't think he told him that.
Steve:The next time we see them, they're chasing them down.
Leif:No, they're just walking up and then they see them, like
Leif:taking off.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, because I think he had already. He
Leif:kisses them all together. when they see him, they were all
Leif:together. But then he does end up kissing they and that's when
Leif:they see it, and everything. But, but all. But
Leif:also, I mean, Dan, Dan is playing
Leif:that, like middle of the road type rather
Leif:that you're like, you want to help and support
Leif:your sister but you also kind of want to be
Leif:a big brother and like, protect
Leif:them and also like, be like,
Leif:well, I'm the big brother, so I'm in charge of you. That kind of
Leif:thing. yeah,
Leif:it's that balance.
Leif:It's a big thing. Yeah. She's already dropped out of school,
Leif:now she's left her job and it's like,
Leif:what's going on? Talk to your dad.
Leif:Basically, that's basically all Dan's saying, I think.
Steve:Yeah, and, yeah, I I really. Yeah.
Steve:And we'll get to it in a little bit. But I really think he told
Steve:Rufus right away. Like, I got the impression he told
Steve:Rufus immediately.
Leif:It appears Blair is in for more than
Leif:Serena bargained for. When little Emma
Leif:comes, out in the club attire and proclaims,
Leif:I want Bacardi and a boy and this body is
Leif:open for business.
Leif:yeah, just what you want every 13 year old girls.
Steve:Yeah, that was that storyline
Steve:of. I. Yeah, go ahead.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I was a. So, so she. I'm glad you clarified
Steve:her age because,
Steve:boy, did I think she was younger.
Leif:Well, I. She could be younger. I
Leif:thought. I thought she was at least like middle school.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, that's what I thought. Like, so, so, middle schools are like twelve years old.
Leif:And that's why I was just like, it's almost cringe
Leif:worthy moment she comes out and then she's just
Leif:like, I've got, you know, a
Leif:credit card and a fake id, and I'm just like, oh, my gosh.
Leif:Just. No, no. This is just too
Leif:cringy. This is too weird.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Although, fair enough that the show actually finally pointed out
Leif:fake id. These kids, you know, must have fake
Leif:ids. Yeah, they'd be going to the bar since they're
Leif:13.
Steve:This scene also, we learned that Serena was eight
Steve:when she met Erin, who is, you know, the
Steve:possible college graduate now talking to
Steve:this senior. So I wonder, if she was
Steve:eight, he may have been as old as, like,
Steve:twelve. Like, that's
Steve:just fucking weird.
Steve:Jean-Paul: That is weird.
Steve:yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:The other thing I wanted to point out, though, the girl playing
Steve:Emma, I really liked her. I really liked the
Steve:acting. I really liked how she played off of
Steve:stuff like her. Look, when Serena's like, you're gonna have to
Steve:raid my closet. Like, I thought that she really
Steve:came across as that, like, little girl. Kind
Steve:of the excitement, the fan. The
Steve:little fan girl kind of stuff. I appreciated.
Leif:Dan gets the full story from Jenny, who
Leif:puts all her cards on the table and puts her fate
Leif:in her brother's hands. Dan does the
Leif:brother thing and gives Jenny the few hours she
Leif:needs.
Steve:Yeah. This is also
Steve:when Vanessa was really judgy about Nate.
Steve:Right?
Leif:Like, that's when they're at the gallery.
Steve:Oh, this is.
Leif:They're still at the loft here. Oh, okay.
Steve:Okay.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah, because they're going back and forth, I think, when. With
Steve:the. With Vanessa, like,
Steve:figuring out whether she's still,
Steve:well, appeared yet. Oh, okay.
Leif:I don't think Vanessa's actually appeared yet.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay, so this is before that. Okay.
Steve:Yeah, this.
Leif:This is where they're stuck a lot. Like, there's, like, a little break. Like when
Leif:they, like, Dan sees them leaving and there's, like, there's
Leif:a break. And then, now we come back and she explains everything.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay.
Leif:And Dan decides to. Dan does let her leave,
Leif:basically at that point. And then the next
Leif:scene is Blair is bitching out Serena for getting
Leif:her into the mms. They also discuss Aaron, and
Leif:Blair tells Serena to shut that shit down. I agree.
Leif:Serena and Blair come up with a plan to keep Emma
Leif:occupied.
Steve:I jumped ahead. That's why I messed it
Steve:up.
Leif:Yeah. So this is where they. They come up with the plan to take her to the.
Leif:The old people event.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Oh, I didn't know he'd be the sport.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, that whole scene was really odd.
Leif:Again, it just. Just. Cause I don't know,
Leif:that whole, like, plan to trick
Leif:a girl to get the flowers by,
Leif:you know, the, lead.
Steve:Trying.
Steve:Jean-Paul: But.
Leif:Well, they're not. They're not trying to get her to fly. You're trying to just keep
Leif:her. Well.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Not gonna get. She's not gonna get the flower.
Leif:Jean-Paul: No. But. But. But the fact that they said to her, hey.
Leif:Oh, yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Well, let's go somewhere, you know, better,
Leif:and instead of just, you know, behind this. This
Leif:guy's alley, so to speak.
Steve:Yeah. To promise the 13 year old we're gonna
Steve:go find you. Sex at the elite.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Steve:Then is a little weird.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So weird.
Leif:Well, I assume
Leif:what, Emma was thinking was probably, like, a party with,
Leif:like, the Nate and chucks of the world, right?
Steve:Exactly.
Leif:Which she then ends up finding, of course. Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:Without any help at the gallery.
Leif:Actually, one more thing for that scene. And you were talking about her being all
Leif:excited for the dresses. How is she
Leif:fitting into these dresses?
Steve:Oh, yeah. Oh, she is. She
Steve:is. Arena.
Leif:These are plus one dresses. I guess they're.
Steve:They're magic. Plus one dresses, they resize.
Steve:They automatically resize to your dear build.
Steve:Jean-Paul: It's magic.
Steve:It's a Vander Woodson.
Leif:Yeah. So at the gallery,
Leif:Dan. So this is what.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:Here we get the Dan. Vanessa. Here at the gallery,
Leif:Dan is still weighing his decision not to title on
Leif:Jenny. Vanessa is advising Dan to give
Leif:Jenny some more time. They also discuss the Nate
Leif:situation. Vanessa still clearly has feelings
Leif:for Nate.
Steve:Yeah. Fuck you, Vanessa.
Steve:just every fucking time. Why do you
Steve:just have to be such a downer?
Leif:Yeah. Yeah. Giving Dan. Why did she
Leif:spill the tea to dad about me? Yeah, that was the thing
Leif:that got a dad the most upset.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. And, like, she violated
Steve:Nate's trust by telling Dan,
Steve:which. And then. Yeah, like, how would you do
Steve:that?
Leif:Like, Chuck and Emma meet in the great room
Leif:of the Vanderbass penthouse. Chuck blows
Leif:up Serena and Playa's ruse and picks up
Leif:Emma.
Steve:You, ah, just hooked yourself a bat. Oh, yeah.
Leif:Did you think he was gonna go for it here?
Leif:Jean-Paul: I.
Steve:God, I was like, no, I I.
Leif:Mean, first season Chuck, I think, would have.
Steve:I think episode one. Chuck would have for
Steve:sure. I think part. See,
Steve:I think season one, before
Steve:Victor Victrola. Yes,
Steve:I think after Victor. Victor.
Steve:No, because. Because of Blaire,
Steve:but also maybe episode season two. Episode
Steve:two, Chuck.
Leif:Yeah, there's a spring episode where he's, you
Leif:know, trying to hook up with multiple prostitutes and failing at it.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, but.
Steve:Jean-Paul: But see, that's where I'm gonna have to disagree with
Steve:you. Only because the.
Steve:The type of person that, you know, he is,
Steve:he's a very conniving and, what's
Steve:today? Tactful person in his own mind.
Steve:So he knows that a young girl
Steve:who is, let's let's say she's twelve or
Steve:13 and he is
Steve:17, he knows that
Steve:that's not going to get him
Steve:anywhere.
Leif:Yeah, but, yeah, that with, pilot
Leif:episode where he is 16 and Jenny is 13.
Leif:One year difference.
Leif:Jean-Paul: But but again, I'm I don't
Leif:know. It still.
Leif:I guess it depends on how old this girl actually is.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:I think she could pass as 13.
Leif:Jean-Paul: She get passes.
Leif:13 is a weird thing to say.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, 13. But I
Leif:in my head, again, I still feel like this girl's like,
Leif:well, you know.
Steve:Yeah. Which she could.
Leif:She can. She could ban. She could be anywhere from, like, 1211.
Steve:I say. I'd say, yeah. I'd say twelve to
Steve:14. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So. So even even you know what
Steve:ensues 14 because.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: What ensues? What did you know? She she
Steve:tries to jump him, and he just goes, no, I'm not
Steve:gonna. So I'm like, okay.
Steve:And, it goes. It goes like I said, it goes back to his. This character
Steve:of, like, you hate him and you love them and you hate him and
Steve:you love them and. Yeah, like,
Steve:he.
Steve:And you hate. You hate to love.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Hate to love him. Exactly.
Leif:Serena receives another licorice ring from
Leif:Aaron and is immediately interrupted by
Leif:Blair, who has discovered Emma is missing
Leif:an old, stale piece of licorice.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, that's not.
Leif:That's that weird that he kept the piece of licorice for, was eight
Leif:years.
Steve:Yeah, nine years. Nine years. She says, let's wait another
Steve:nine years is what she says when she's walking away.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Kind of creepy. Or or that this guy's mo and that's what he
Steve:did with all the. Yeah, he made a licorice
Steve:rings.
Steve:Yeah, he has, he has a. He has, like, a
Steve:trophy case of licorice rings, each
Steve:with the name of the of
Steve:the little girl he married at camp.
Leif:Yes. When he was a camp counselor.
Steve:He started when he was six years old and then just
Steve:kept going every year until he
Steve:became a counselor. Oh,
Steve:disgusting. And that's who all these girls are.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Steve:fan. That's my new fan theory.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, I'm going to be on board with that
Steve:because he just is a creep.
Steve:He, only has come across as creepy to me so
Steve:far.
Leif:Chuck is riding in his limo with Emma, who
Leif:is trying to throw herself at him.
Leif:Spotted bass taking the bait. Jail
Leif:bait, that is. Yeah.
Leif:Yeah, Chuck is, sitting there in the limba, you know?
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: We learn.
Leif:Later, though, he holds the limo sacred. Jenny,
Leif:while loading a van to go to the fashion show, is
Leif:trying to get Nate to admit his feelings. Nate can't
Leif:seem to verbalize, so just offers to drive.
Leif:Rufus, Vanessa, and Dan walk up just in time to see
Leif:the van pull away.
Steve:So. So this is why I felt so
Steve:earlier on, Rufus walked in
Steve:when Dan said, I'm just worried she's making a huge
Steve:mistake. And Rufus was right there and goes,
Steve:who? So the next time we see them,
Steve:it's Dan, Rufus, and Vanessa
Steve:all walking up together to where Jenny
Steve:was. I assumed then Dan is a
Steve:snitch, that Dan was, like, the way they.
Leif:Were walking, though, they're just so casually walking.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, I would agree. They were very
Leif:much casually walking until
Leif:they saw the van pulling away. But
Leif:before that, there was the kiss, right?
Leif:Yeah, if I remember.
Steve:No, the kiss has not happened.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Oh, I'm sorry. You're like, the kiss has not happened, but there's
Steve:that weird closeness, and then there
Steve:is then Nate.
Leif:Well, also, they're. They're seeing their. The, 15 year
Leif:old daughter getting into a strange van.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Right, right.
Leif:Well, which is always concerning my.
Steve:My thought on this van.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Right? If I.
Steve:Right, yeah. Nate's driving. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So there is one of my,
Steve:And kind of where I lead to this is that even if
Steve:Dan, when Rufus came in, didn't say,
Steve:hey, Jenny's doing this
Steve:thing, he did know
Steve:where Jenny was parked and did
Steve:at least lead Rufus right to it.
Steve:Like, I feel like Dan
Steve:led Rufus to her. Whether he came
Steve:out and said, jenny's making a huge mistake,
Steve:that. That is just my gut feeling on this, is
Steve:that Dan couldn't keep his mouth
Steve:shut.
Leif:Or at least it seemed like they should have been
Leif:gone by then.
Steve:Well, they were loading up. I mean.
Leif:Well, yeah, they were. They were loading up when he left, went
Leif:to the gallery, had a whole conversation with Vanessa about
Leif:it. Then you're saying told
Leif:Rufus and then walked all the way
Leif:back.
Steve:But, I mean, they were right. I. Hey, I, I'm just
Steve:saying that was the impression I got, that Dan took.
Leif:Fair enough.
Steve:Because they agree. Yeah. Well, my last
Steve:closing point to that is they did close up the gallery
Steve:to go back to the loft.
Leif:So it was getting towards evening at that point.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. They've been opened in the
Steve:evening.
Leif:They had that big opening. Maybe they asked some employees.
Steve:Now, do you think it's beyond Dan to
Steve:snitch here?
Leif:No, but I just don't.
Steve:No further questions. Your honor.
Leif:Okay, that's not. That's not how it works. Gotta be
Leif:reasonable doubt. There's plenty of reasonable doubt there.
Steve:I've got. I've got zero down.
Leif:we go into act two. Blair confronts
Leif:Chuck about Emma, who denies having done anything with
Leif:her because Serena is best friends with every
Leif:bartender in town. She gets a text alert telling
Leif:her that E. Boardman has used
Leif:her credit card. At one oak, Blair ropes
Leif:both Serena and chuck into helping her track down the
Leif:troublemaker.
Steve:The back of the limo is sacred.
Steve:Jean-Paul: But I.
Steve:That girl assaulted me.
Steve:Jean-Paul: That. Yeah, that girl assaulted me. That.
Steve:So again, yeah, Chuck there
Steve:is trying to be a stand up gentleman.
Leif:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steve:Chuck 2.0.
Leif:But again, I can't fault him in this episode at all.
Leif:Jean-Paul: no, and when I say stand up, gentlemen, I mean
Leif:covering his own ass because he doesn't want to go to jail for
Leif:statutory rate.
Steve:Yeah. Whatever his reason, he does the right
Steve:thing.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah, he does the right thing in the best
Steve:way that Chuck does his right thing to benefit
Steve:Chuck.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Well, I believe in this moment that he believes they. The
Leif:dilemma is sacred.
Steve:Yeah, I do think.
Leif:And at this very moment, I don't know if that's going to stay that way,
Leif:but at this moment, he believes that.
Leif:Jean-Paul: All right.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
Steve:So that goes back to his own beliefs and his own stand
Steve:up thing.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Oh, yeah. Outside
Leif:the palace hotel. What I'm saying is, if it
Leif:wasn't the limo, he might have gone for it.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I mean, again, Chuck is. Chuck does whatever
Leif:Chuck wants to do.
Leif:Except, outside the young girl.
Leif:Yeah. Outside the palace,
Leif:Jenny tells Nate how they are having a guerrilla fashion
Leif:show here because they need wealthy financial
Leif:backers. Jenny persuades Nate to stay
Leif:and help with the show.
Steve:I love that Jenny has really done the
Steve:work. Like, they really, really
Steve:establish over and over that Jenny
Steve:has done the work to earn
Steve:what she's doing. Yeah. And over
Steve:and over that has. She has proven that,
Steve:which is one of the things that makes her. What makes me
Steve:like that character so.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Much now I also feel like
Steve:I agree with you saying that she has done the work.
Steve:You also have her friend. I forget her friend's name
Steve:right now.
Steve:Agnes.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Agneshe just really being
Steve:that little devil, on the side.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Going. Yeah, you can do this. Yeah, let's do
Leif:this. You know, I'm going to make sure that this
Leif:happens for us. You know,
Leif:secretly, I'm interested to see.
Leif:If, we find out more of her reasons.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:In the coming episodes, can I also.
Steve:Say that I can't say her name without wanting to say
Steve:Agnes, agatha Germaine and Jack.
Steve:Fair enough. Friends. And that's a fact. Like
Steve:Agatha. Agnes, Agatha Germaine and
Steve:Jack.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Very nice.
Steve:You.
Steve:You got what I need?
Steve:You say he's just a friend?
Leif:You say he's just a friend?
Leif:Jean-Paul: Oh, baby.
Steve:I actually saw him DJ, Andre,
Steve:Andre's band did this, like, his tribute
Steve:banded this nineties eighties thing at the
Steve:TLA. And in between the
Steve:sets, Biz Marquis came out and
Steve:dj'd, and he just. He
Steve:just really, like, it was so much
Steve:fun. Played, like, the great mix of, like,
Steve:perfect. Like, perfect, to the
Steve:crowd and played the first half of that. He's like, I'm gonna
Steve:remind you all why you know me. Played the first half of the song and then
Steve:stopped and goes, we'll do the rest later.
Steve:Jean-Paul: In 98, I saw him open up for the Beastie
Steve:boys.
Leif:Oh, that's.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And I saw live the
Leif:Bendy and the Jets Beastie boys. That is on one of
Leif:the b sides of the Beastie Boys album.
Steve:Oh, that's awesome.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So it's Biz Markie and the beastie boy. So,
Steve:you know, rest in Penny's bizarre Marky.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leif:Or without. To the homies.
Steve:Yeah, yeah. This is beat of the day from yo gabba
Steve:gabba. Like, my kids were into that shit. He was
Steve:generational.
Leif:Blair and Serena track down Emma, who is
Leif:flirting with a guy in a booth. Blair and Serena,
Leif:momentarily distracted. Emma sneaks out with her
Leif:new boy toy.
Steve:Yeah, I love how she
Steve:calls. She refers to Aaron as her
Steve:albatross. Like, we'll worry about your
Steve:albatross after I find mine.
Leif:Yeah, but Blair's speaking truth. This episode about
Leif:Aaron.
Steve:At least Blair sees right through this shit
Steve:and wants nothing to do with this Aaron
Steve:guy. Although this is. I
Steve:believe there's also a pattern
Steve:developing of when
Steve:Serena likes someone,
Steve:Blair doesn't that kind of.
Steve:And, I mean, I know I have been like that as
Steve:a friend, too, that, like, I just. Whoever my one
Steve:friend brought home, I didn't like, you know?
Leif:So I jump. I have a theory
Leif:that throughout the show, there's, like, a hidden subtext of
Leif:Blair being in love with Serena, which you've also
Leif:mentioned.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I mean, I would not, take that away. No,
Leif:I agree with you. Yeah.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, yeah, there's. There's. There's. There's that weird
Steve:jealousy, you know?
Leif:Yeah, but it's also like they never.
Leif:They never really go there. But it's like, it's just. It's just under
Leif:the surface.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, but, I mean, there's there's that, and there's also,
Leif:like, they kind of, like, have that
Leif:impeding thing where they, like, look up to each other in a
Leif:weird way, and then they, like, yeah. and get
Leif:upset if the other one, like, does something extremely,
Leif:extremely stupid.
Leif:So obviously, they're m extremely coded.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So obviously. Yeah. When it comes to, like, guys, they're going to be
Steve:like, yeah, he sees that. Good for you.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: And, no, I'm not going to tell you.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. And there's a thought of, does she
Steve:want to be with Serena, or does she want to
Steve:be Serena?
Steve:Jean-Paul: That's a good point.
Steve:A lot of that jealousy comes up a lot,
Steve:too. So when Serena's with someone that she doesn't like,
Steve:well, I wouldn't like that person.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Right.
Steve:You know what?
Leif:I don't think she wants to be Serena. She wants the attention, but
Leif:she wants to be her and get the attention.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Leif:Serena gets,
Steve:Well, I think she wants the attention, and she
Steve:wants the
Steve:ease of Serena, that
Steve:Serena. Things just come
Steve:naturally and easy in Blair's mind
Steve:that she wants not to have to work for
Steve:every little bit of a brute.
Steve:Jean-Paul: The golden child.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Inside the gala, Jenny realizes Bart
Leif:and Lily are the ones getting honored and starts to
Leif:get a bit nervous. However, Jenny,
Leif:always the quick thinker, checks in under
Leif:Eric's name.
Steve:So, so smooth.
Steve:Sometimes they leave off the a.
Leif:So smooth m. And where is Eric, though? Why isn't
Leif:he?
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:They couldn't afford him this episode.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:A very guilty Jenny bumps into Lily, but
Leif:luckily, Nate steps in to cover her. Nate
Leif:is definitely making a habit of saving Jenny.
Leif:Jenny is melting down, and Nate pulls her in for
Leif:a big old smooch. But if Jenny and Nate
Leif:were trying to hide their relationship, it looks like the
Leif:cat is about to burst out of the bag,
Leif:howling and screaming. The mini Serena from
Leif:the Dark Knight episode snaps a photo of the
Leif:kiss.
Steve:Yep. You're way too public of
Steve:a person to be kissing in public. The two of you.
Leif:Did everyone, recognize the little girl?
Leif:Jean-Paul: I didn't, so I'm glad you said that. I
Leif:did not.
Leif:Yeah. So she's a recurring, like, her and the
Leif:mini Blair come back a few times throughout the series?
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, no, I remember them, but I didn't. I didn't
Leif:have, like, put it together in this episode.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Back at the bar, Blair continues
Leif:to whine at Serena. But thanks to Chuck's
Leif:investigation, Blair gets a picture of Emma's
Leif:mummy cheating on.
Steve:Daddy, that seems like a good
Steve:plan b.
Leif:Sure. Get it to get it to yell by
Leif:blackmailing.
Steve:I mean, this is Blair. Yeah, it's Blair.
Leif:It is definitely Blair.
Steve:That is classic Blair.
Leif:But. Well, really, would it really have
Leif:worked.
Steve:In gossip girl terms?
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, I think it depends really
Steve:how connected this. This woman really
Steve:is because. Well, I think they would.
Leif:I mean, she basically got in based on
Leif:the daughter's recommendations. I guess the
Leif:mom must be.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I mean, yeah, that, I guess. Yeah, probably.
Leif:Jenny and Agnes are doing some last minute prep. It
Leif:looks like Agnes has a minion working the av
Leif:for the gala.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Now. Now.
Leif:Do anything creepy with my fret.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Now, do you guys know the little weird trivia of that
Steve:thing? Because I actually, I found this
Steve:out and I was like that, it kind of makes
Steve:sense. Notice that kid does not say a
Steve:single line. He just does weird
Steve:motions with his face. yeah, that was a
Steve:contest winner to get on the show.
Leif:Really?
Leif:Jean-Paul: Wow.
Leif:I did not know that.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, cuz, cuz I was. Because
Leif:when I watch tv or watch movies, I
Leif:don't know, sometimes that my weird thing in my mind, I'm
Leif:like, why is that person just
Leif:there? You know?
Leif:So I went and I recently I
Leif:found that apparently they had a contest to be on the show.
Leif:It was contest with a lot of those at Gossip Girl, actually,
Leif:a lot of like, just people just there.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, so, yeah, so that was a contest whenever
Leif:they want to be a role on
Leif:Gotham girl.
Leif:And I'm like, I can't.
Leif:Jean-Paul: That totally makes sense. It tracks because
Leif:just no line, just
Leif:the facial, you know,
Leif:stand here. You know, it's kind of like I just
Leif:recently found out I. In the movie masters of the v
Leif:universe from 1987, the Dolph Lundrin one.
Steve:I prefer to think of it as the Frank Langello one.
Steve:Jean-Paul: There you go. There you go. Well, okay.
Steve:Fred Van Dillo, towards the
Steve:end, he grabs the staff from that little
Steve:child. yeah, yeah, that was a contest
Steve:winner.
Steve:I only felt.
Steve:I remember that contest. Yeah, I remember that
Steve:contest. I entered that contest. Like fucking
Steve:everybody entered that contest of a certain age.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Everybody entered that contest. Yeah.
Steve:Yeah. If I remember correctly, it was a clip off
Steve:the proof of purchase from the back of your he man
Steve:guy and send it in and you could enter the
Steve:contest.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Exactly.
Steve:Yes. I remember hating that kid because he won.
Steve:Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I didn't know until recently that, because I
Steve:just purchased the. Listened to the commentary with
Steve:director and. And people said, yeah,
Steve:people always wondered why this kid just, you know, it was so
Steve:random and weird. And he's like, because they made me put
Steve:this kid in here because he was a contest winner.
Leif:Wow.
Leif:Jean-Paul: So, so, again, that's where my man kind of was
Leif:because I heard that and I thought, this kid in this
Leif:scene is just like, I'm just going to put the usb
Leif:in this container and weird things
Leif:that I'm like, I don't know, let me look it up. And I
Leif:fear he won. He won. He won the
Leif:role.
Steve:Walk on roller Johnson. Another side note, Frank
Steve:Lingela is one of my fraternity brothers. He is a
Steve:brother, of Alpha Chi wro.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Oh, wow.
Steve:yeah, yeah. When I was pledging, he was like, listed in
Steve:our book as like one of our influential brothers. Because
Steve:he, you know, because by then this was well after masters of
Steve:the universe and some other. But. And yeah,
Steve:Alpha Chi row brother.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Oh, wow. So this would have been like when, you know, he was probably
Steve:in that, that movie with Whoopi. Gulp.
Leif:At the loft. Rufus, Vanessa and Dan are still trying to
Leif:track down Jenny. When Dan sees the gossip girl blast,
Leif:allowing Nate and Jenny, or, showing Nate and Jenny kissing at
Leif:the palace, he hides the blast from the others.
Steve:Yeah. And goes into
Steve:big brother mode. He's such an
Steve:asshole.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So. So, yeah, was he doing this big brother mode or
Steve:was he also like, you know, I guess big brother
Steve:mode protecting my sister? or big brother mode,
Steve:I'm going to kill
Steve:Nate for making my
Steve:sister.
Steve:And there is this big part of me that, like, when I was
Steve:in college, my best friend made out with my
Steve:little sister. I wanted to strangle the life out of it.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, there you go. For sure.
Steve:I didn't. He's still my best friend.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Okay.
Steve:But I wanted to strangle
Steve:the life out of him back then. So, like, I kind of
Steve:get Dan here. Like, I feel like I would have been like that
Steve:too. But also, you're an asshole, Dan. Because I was
Steve:also an asshole too, to be fair.
Leif:I also noticed something in the scene. Dan
Leif:checking, gossip girl alerts and getting gossip girl alerts on
Leif:his computer. Now. He's fully kind of in
Leif:the game now.
Steve:Oh, that's true.
Steve:Jean-Paul: That's a good point.
Steve:You went to Gossip Girl. Or did he
Steve:go to Gossip Girl to find her or. It was, it was an email
Steve:blast.
Steve:Jean-Paul: If I remember right.
Leif:Yeah, it was.
Leif:Jean-Paul: So, so, so clearly he's on the.
Leif:He's now.
Leif:Jean-Paul: He's subscribed. Yeah, he's now. Like, I'm
Leif:in. I want to know this whole gossip world
Leif:or whatever.
Steve:hm.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So, yeah.
Leif:We hear lonely boys BFF still
Leif:carries a torch for Nate. If she finds out
Leif:about little sister wonder who'll get
Leif:burned. We move
Leif:into act three. Rvd,
Leif:not Rob van Dam, but Rufus. Dan and Vanessa are, now in
Leif:a cab heading towards the palace.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay, so that's a one. I've got to say
Leif:something. That whole thing in the cab, and
Leif:Rufus is like, you know, banging and going
Leif:absolutely crazy and giving the
Leif:$1 bill. It's the worst
Leif:acting.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Rufus really bad. Has ever done,
Steve:I think, in the span of this show.
Steve:This is honestly maybe Rufus's
Steve:worst episode, and he's had another bad
Steve:episode.
Leif:Yeah, he was really bad.
Steve:He was really bad in this one.
Leif:But, yeah, the acting was very bad.
Steve:It was terrible. Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: And the thing is, I, enjoy his character, but in
Steve:this episode, I was just like,
Steve:I feel the only reason they really
Steve:put him in was here, have this
Steve:be a dad. But he did such
Steve:a job being a dad in this
Steve:episode that it's just like, the episode
Steve:could have actually been okay with him not even in
Steve:it.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:You know, what I've always said is, I enjoy Rufus when he's
Leif:interacting with Dan and when he's interacting with Lily.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:But when he's interacting with Jenny and parenting Jenny, he
Leif:is. He's horrible.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Steve:Worst.
Leif:He's so different with his parenting towards Jenny than when he
Leif:is with Dan.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. Completely different and. And
Steve:really shitty to Jenny all the time.
Leif:RVD arrives at the palace and are let into the
Leif:event by Lily, who seems to be just chilling by
Leif:the entrance, waiting to bump into people. Bart
Leif:seems very annoyed when he sees Rufus
Leif:at the event.
Leif:Jean-Paul: The handshake alone. The handshake alone.
Steve:That was so. Yeah, that awkward.
Leif:Well, I didn't invite him. Yeah, but,
Leif:like, which he didn't, and.
Steve:Rufus had every right to because this dude fucking
Steve:shows up all the time.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Like.
Steve:Like, this dude always shows up. And I thought we were
Steve:not doing this anymore, Lily. Like, yeah.
Steve:Like, but also. But here's the thing where, like,
Steve:this is the side of Bart that I do like
Steve:that Bart is annoyed, but Bart isn't
Steve:being an asshole about it, and he's not flipping out.
Leif:I mean, he's all about decorum.
Steve:yeah, he just keeps it, and he just, you know,
Steve:he's just setting it aside and
Steve:compartmentalizing. And I like that about Bart. I like
Steve:that he's not an explosive
Steve:control. Yeah. Bart knows how much power he
Steve:has.
Leif:He is Lex Luthor.
Steve:Yeah, well, he knows that if he wanted to, he could have
Steve:that guy.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Fucking well like father, like son in this episode then,
Steve:if you really think.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, very much.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Because, the way Chuck handled himself in this episode
Steve:is the same way.
Leif:And Chuck definitely learned at the foot of his father.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So, yeah, definitely like father likes.
Steve:But again, that weird handshake
Steve:that they have, that interaction is just,
Steve:like, really weird and charming to
Steve:me. It's almost like,
Steve:they give themselves, like, right here, and I'm like,
Steve:is that not how you shake me?
Steve:Yeah, I'm gonna grab you off.
Steve:Yeah, they. It was so awkward.
Steve:I loved it.
Leif:Well, the act, the actor who plays part actually has kind of long
Leif:arms.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, I know him from a bunch of b boo, so.
Leif:Yeah, he's been. Yeah, like, I know he loves the
Leif:sopranos for an episode.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:Pretty funny role. Tony thought he was gay.
Leif:Jean-Paul: That's right. That's right.
Leif:Dorota was on a few episodes of Sopranos in the last
Leif:season. Oh. As a polish
Leif:maid.
Steve:That's funny.
Leif:And she actually. She's actually talked about how, she gotta got
Leif:typecasted, as a polish maid. And they
Leif:got. Got the role as gossip girl. Like, they. They, like, saw
Leif:her out for it.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And if you also forget, he was,
Leif:robocop in Robocop three.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Steve:Oh, wow. Yeah.
Leif:Unfortunately. Unfortunately, that movie exists.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I'm gonna say. Unfortunately, Robocop three.
Leif:Dad and Nate, say,
Leif:still after Bob. Robocop three.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sidetrack you.
Leif:But every time I think of
Leif:him, m because, again, he's a terrible actor in that
Leif:movie, and robocop three is
Leif:terrible.
Leif:Blair is thanking God for blackmailing evidence, but
Leif:Serena convinces Blair to save Emma first.
Leif:Looks like Blair and Chuck are alone and free to team
Leif:up.
Steve:And Blair's, like, sitting there taking shots at serena,
Steve:like. Like usual. Just. And
Steve:Serena just, like, takes it.
Leif:Yeah, it's like.
Steve:Okay. All right.
Leif:Yeah, she's used to it.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Dan sees Nate without saying a word, grabs Nate and shoves him up
Leif:against the wall before demanding answers.
Leif:Nate plays it totally cool and does his best to
Leif:de escalate. Dan refrains from physical
Leif:violence, but still judges. Judges Nate for
Leif:the capturing thing and tells him to hit the road.
Leif:Jack. Don't you come back.
Steve:Yeah. Nate really tried to keep his
Steve:cool too. Yeah, Nate really every step of the
Steve:way. Nate had every right to fucking knock him out at one
Steve:point, but Nate every step of the way was just like,
Steve:okay, let's bring it down. Okay. The
Steve:escalation fucking good guy, Nate all the
Steve:time. And Robin was even like, my
Steve:wife. Robin was even like, this is
Steve:Robin's words. Where. This is Dan's ugliest moment. Well,
Steve:so far, anyway. Thus
Steve:far. Thus far, this is his
Steve:ugliest moment.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I've been my lips right now.
Steve:Well, because he not only does
Steve:he. Is he shitty to Nate, he also
Steve:betrayed Vanessa's trust. Like,
Steve:Vanessa trusted him with that
Steve:information. So now Nate has
Steve:every right to be mad at Vanessa too,
Steve:for. For that. So, like, Dan fucked both
Steve:of his friends in one breath.
Leif:I really blame him for fucking Vanessa.
Steve:I mean, Vanessa should never have told them in the first
Steve:place.
Leif:It's not. I mean, what, once Vanessa tells it and then the secrets,
Leif:basically, yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: God, I just want to defend Vanessa right now.
Leif:Go for it. Go for it.
Steve:Yes, please do.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, again, in this episode, she,
Steve:like, this really has nothing to do in
Steve:this episode, right.
Steve:Which this show. Yeah. She tends to
Steve:just not have a.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Lot, and I know that. And again, I
Steve:get what her character really is supposed to
Steve:be, but I just think she's a very adorable
Steve:character.
Leif:That she, should be. She
Leif:should be, but she has no reason to exist.
Leif:Jean-Paul: She has no reason to exist. But they. They. I guess
Leif:she, from the way I interpret her
Leif:character so far to this
Leif:point in this show, they want
Leif:her to be the audience. They want you to feel,
Leif:like, sympathy for somebody against
Leif:the elite of all of these, like,
Leif:rich, spoiled kids. She
Leif:is your down to earth kid as well,
Leif:because you think Dan was supposed to be that
Leif:character, but he's not.
Steve:Well, because he has to be sucked in.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah, exactly.
Leif:I think that is what they intended in the first season.
Leif:But again, like, she just didn't have a reason to be in this world
Leif:other than she was tagging along with Dan.
Steve:Right.
Leif:So she's always. She's always opposing herself. But
Leif:then we also talked about a few episodes where she kind of took a
Leif:turn, where out of nowhere, she approached
Leif:Blair and blackmailed her just to help her with her pride.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Right. I get that.
Leif:That was, like, a bit. That was a big change for her character.
Leif:Jean-Paul: I think so. So basically, she's the scrappy do.
Leif:Oh, yeah. Oh, I think, like, at this point, the writers realize
Leif:that the fans hated her, so they're just gonna now lead.
Steve:Into her and let me more open ass
Steve:crappy do.
Leif:Let's see if they. If the fans like her more. Yeah,
Leif:I have my doubts. And Blair and Truck have
Leif:tracked down Emma, and they are, convinced the ditch
Leif:surge, when she gets the blast, Muffy's
Leif:muff got stuffed and so
Leif:fucking.
Steve:Fucking disgusting in the first place
Steve:because, like, to post that on the. On the
Steve:Internet about a 1312
Steve:13 year old middle school kid in the
Steve:first place is fucking
Steve:disgusting. Also there. It begs the question,
Steve:was muffy stuff, or was this just a Chuck
Steve:scheme that comes out later? Right? they.
Leif:They tell, them we'll get into that, but yes, that'd be
Leif:a ski.
Steve:Okay. Yeah, I thought so.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I wanted to head because I. So the guy. The guy's
Steve:real name is Serge, right?
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So. So, like, surge from, like, baby hills
Steve:cop.
Steve:Yes. Yeah.
Leif:Perfect strangers again.
Leif:Jean-Paul: My head works in weird ways. I'll
Leif:be the first to admit it. I get weird
Leif:connections. I'm just thinking, holy
Leif:cow, if there were
Leif:this weird kind of world. Yeah,
Leif:I could see surge from Beverly Hills cop coming to New
Leif:York.
Leif:Since you brought it up, have you watched the new one yet?
Steve:I've actually heard really good.
Steve:Jean-Paul: It's much better than part three because it's not rated pg
Steve:13.
Leif:I weirdly like part three because it just hit
Leif:that weird spot. My childhood, we always had HBO
Leif:as a kid. Played a million times.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Of course. Yeah.
Leif:On HBS. Yeah, that's kind of. I
Leif:kind of like. I like three better than two.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay.
Leif:I mean, one's obviously the best, but I like
Leif:three better than two.
Leif:Jean-Paul: See, I. I'm a Gen X kid. so
Leif:I grew up with one and two. Like, even
Leif:though I was a kid, watching them, not supposed to be watching
Leif:them. And Kenny loggin soundtrack in part two
Leif:just. It's so much for me.
Leif:This one.
Leif:Jean-Paul: This one. I mean, it's. It's a
Leif:really, really, really good movie. They should just
Leif:stop, though, because
Leif:everybody involved is just a little too
Leif:old, you know?
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Eddie Murphy is definitely not doing a lot of
Steve:stunts in this movie.
Steve:It's entertaining, you know,
Steve:and.
Leif:And I will check it out.
Leif:Jean-Paul: It's streaming, so it was the smartest thing that.
Leif:Exactly. They. They decided to. We're not
Leif:going to play with the box office. We're just going to throw it out swimming.
Leif:So.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: There's my quick back.
Steve:The gossip girl. again, even though
Steve:surge is a homosexual, I
Steve:could see him in this world, too, just messing with
Steve:these kids.
Steve:So, yeah, there's my.
Leif:I just want to know what he was doing with that tulip.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:Serena calls Aaron to give him yet another
Leif:chance when yet another woman answers his
Leif:phone. I mean, come on.
Steve:After he changes his voicemail, m. Or answer. it
Steve:must be his answering it is an answer.
Leif:Yeah, it is, but that's.
Leif:Jean-Paul: That's also what gets me. Okay, so there's another girl
Leif:there, right? And the answering machine kicks
Leif:on again. I said, I'm sure that girl.
Leif:I grew up with answering machines. You hear a message
Leif:play. So that goes there.
Steve:Listening to that message go for someone
Steve:else. Right?
Steve:Jean-Paul: For someone else. That girl's okay with it,
Steve:too, and it answers.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Who is this? Can I leave a,
Steve:message? I mean, what kind of girl's low
Steve:self esteem? I don't know.
Steve:I just say that just really low self
Steve:esteem. Does you want to be with this.
Leif:Low self esteem and daddy issues?
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah. With that issues indeed.
Steve:Or just full on polyamorous, just like,
Steve:the flip side of it.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Sure.
Steve:Hey.
Leif:Yeah, serena is just the odd one out.
Steve:Yeah. She just hasn't been invited into the. Into
Steve:our group yet.
Steve:Jean-Paul: There you go.
Steve:I mean, Serena leader does say, is it going to be the whole
Steve:harem?
Leif:It's moments before showtime when nate lets
Leif:Jenny know her family is here. Looking for
Leif:jenny begs Nate to stay.
Steve:It was cute.
Leif:I definitely like jetty and Nate together again.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah. It was very cute. Nate still kind
Steve:of, you know, trying to redeem himself as a good guy
Steve:in this episode.
Steve:I really. And throughout this
Steve:podcast, I have championed nate, where
Steve:nate has done some. I mean, even when he
Steve:was, you know, sleeping with someone
Steve:for money, he was doing it not in a vacuum.
Leif:And also, he was a victim.
Steve:He was a. Yeah, he was a victim. And it was.
Steve:And it was, like, out of
Steve:desperation, and he was victimized. And.
Steve:And, like. And that's.
Leif:That's scene when he's in the limo, driving away, just looking out the
Leif:window. So sad.
Leif:Jean-Paul: So. So you're saying. Yeah, you're not creatively Nate
Leif:to that puppy dog with the puppy dog
Leif:eyes, saying, I'm a
Leif:poppy.
Steve:I mean, that's how I feel about him a lot because he is like
Steve:a golden retriever. It's.
Steve:Jean-Paul: It's okay, Nate. You a dumb dog, but we still
Steve:love you. And, like.
Steve:And pretty much, he's a dumb dog. And, like,
Steve:if you put something in front of him, if you put the right
Steve:leg in front of him, he's gonna hunt. Like,
Steve:and.
Leif:And those legs just happen, like shiny,
Leif:blonde things.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah. Yeah. Shiny blonde things is true.
Steve:But but he also, like. But he never
Steve:mistreats the people
Steve:that he. That he. You know, you're right.
Leif:He's kind of absent minded. Yeah.
Steve:Yeah, exactly. You know, the only person he really
Steve:has mistreated at all was Blair, by
Steve:cheating on her before the show started, and
Steve:how he treated her in the first several
Steve:episodes.
Steve:Jean-Paul: But that's because he didn't know.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And he was also getting pretty, basically, he wanted to break up more. There was.
Leif:His parents were basically forcing him to date her. Yeah.
Steve:He, like, another very sympathetic
Steve:side to him. Like, to me, has always been a
Steve:sympathetic character.
Leif:Lily and Barr are, ah, presented with an award when we see
Leif:Lily smile and wink to someone in the crowd,
Leif:presumably Rufus. But maybe some.
Steve:I would hope not. I would hope maybe anyone
Steve:else.
Leif:But, I mean, it shows, like,
Leif:it's a kind of rufus, like, looking around the audience. They
Leif:immediately cut to lily, and she winks.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:At the camera. It's like,
Leif:okay. so, obviously there's still feelings there.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Obviously.
Steve:Obviously.
Leif:I don't think this marriage departs that long from this world.
Steve:Well, I mean, I think it's more like, I don't think this
Steve:marriage to Lily.
Steve:Marriage to Lily is long for this world.
Leif:Fair enough. The lights go out and
Leif:the.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leif:Cover of Sheena is a punk rocker plays over the
Leif:PA speakers. A video montage of
Leif:Agnes and her model friends wearing Jenny's designs play
Leif:on the monitors. Then the models themselves burst
Leif:into a darkened room carrying flashlights and dancing
Leif:on the tables, even smashing a glass or
Leif:two. I, love the scene.
Steve:Yeah. Jenny did an amazing job on this event.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:First of all, I love the song. It's a great song. But, yeah,
Leif:the whole setup was, you know, the lights just go
Leif:out and everyone's like, what's going on? Yeah,
Leif:headed up great.
Steve:Like, classic Ramon song that you then, like, have
Steve:with the. With the women
Steve:vocalist for. From the aas. Like,
Steve:yeah, I. And, yeah, I really loved.
Steve:I think Jenny just fucking nailed it, and I
Steve:loved it.
Leif:And then at the end of it all, Jenny, in celebration,
Leif:embraces and kisses Nate in view of
Leif:everyone, including Vanessa. Jenny is
Leif:immediately guilt rin and chases after
Leif:v. So.
Steve:Yeah, yeah. And fucking
Steve:Vanessa. Maybe if he didn't suck. Vanessa is my
Steve:note.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Vanessa.
Steve:Maybe if he didn't suck so bad, like, if he didn't, like, hate
Steve:on Nate for the fucking tough decision and
Steve:victimization that he went through and, like.
Leif:Well, she does. I mean, she. If you
Leif:remember, they clearly dumped
Leif:her.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:At the. Their last interaction, she. And then she.
Leif:But she's still hung up on him. So I'll say. Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: The middle part of this episode, they did basically say, I
Leif:mean, she is still hung up. Yeah, yeah.
Leif:So I m think it's implied by from the
Leif:scene that her and Jenny have talked about.
Leif:Actually talked about it.
Steve:Yeah, I would get that, too.
Leif:I would.
Steve:I think that's a good read.
Leif:Looks like it's froze before hoes for little
Leif:J, who know when her loyalty kicked in, Nate
Leif:would be kicked out.
Leif:Gossip girls little scene, over there.
Leif:Dan and Rufus are still trying to track down
Leif:Jenny, so they're still just running around.
Steve:Yeah, I got nothing.
Leif:Yeah, Blair is doing some mentoring with Emma
Leif:once Emma steps out of the limo. Blair. Thanks, Chuck,
Leif:for getting a gossip girl to put out a
Leif:fake blast. This power shuck has, I
Leif:doubt it's one you learn from a jedi.
Leif:How did Chuck, get Gossip Girl to put out a fake
Leif:blast?
Steve:Yeah, and, I mean, there's the obvious
Steve:answer, but then there's also the idea
Steve:that this isn't the first time Chuck has gotten
Steve:gossip girl to put out a blast.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: What's the obvious answer?
Steve:the obvious answer to me would be Chuck being
Steve:gossip, which was what I called in episode one.
Steve:But I also have kind of backed off on any kind of
Steve:speculation on that. Only because I
Steve:know that on a meta level, I know that
Steve:they didn't really know who Gossip girl was going to be
Steve:until toward the end that they had an
Steve:idea, and then they started changing it, and then they had a
Steve:few people in mind. So I. That's a piece of
Steve:meta knowledge that I got.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Okay, again, since I didn't watch this when
Steve:it was actually so I don't know who Gossip Girl is,
Steve:and again, I'm not going to tell you because I didn't. I did not watch
Steve:this show. Went on. And
Steve:while watching it, you know, with my
Steve:wife, I kept going, is it going to be this? Is it
Steve:this? I went through the gambit.
Steve:Yeah, m and I started that, you.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Know, because from day one, I was like, I
Steve:want to figure this out. And. But then. But then,
Steve:now that you tell me that, it reminds me of
Steve:the whole, what I call the middle
Steve:finger of the creators of lost did
Steve:to the public.
Steve:It's not purgatory. It's not purgatory.
Steve:Oh, wait, it is purgatory.
Steve:Yeah, to anybody who doesn't, never.
Steve:Watch lost after episode one, when
Steve:everybody came out and said, oh, they're all dead. No, they're
Steve:not dead. What? That's ridiculous.
Steve:And then as soon as the reveal got you,
Steve:it's like, no, you didn't. You lied to us.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah. when you say lie, that's
Steve:personally what made me mad about the show because.
Steve:Yeah, same.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I had art like, I had altered
Steve:patient, arguments at work with
Steve:co workers, one being randy, who, you know,
Steve:from last roundup.
Leif:Horror.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: because that's actually where I met him at this job. And
Steve:we would talk about the show loss, you know, every week. And
Steve:I go, they're dead. This is clearly their
Steve:employ. He's like, there is no way.
Steve:You know? And he's like, ah. He's like, look, man,
Steve:he would show me, like, the. He would show me, like,
Steve:Entertainment Weekly magazine articles. And I'm
Steve:like, look, they're lying to us. They're just lying to
Steve:us. And then finally when it ended, you know,
Steve:then finally the advent of, you know, our cell phones, we start
Steve:texting each other. I. We were working at
Steve:different jobs. We both watched it. And I just texted him. I
Steve:go, I told you.
Steve:Yeah, yeah.
Leif:Ah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And all I got was, fuck you.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: So I. Again, I'm glad to
Leif:hear that they had an idea, but not
Leif:really, like, because I don't want another middle
Leif:finger. Like, yeah.
Leif:So if you. If you're curious about the lore, at the beginning, they
Leif:were planning on it to be Eric.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay, interesting.
Leif:Everyone. Everyone figured it out. There's even, like, a
Leif:big New York Post article that was Eric. So
Leif:they. At that point, they just kind of, like, scrapped it.
Steve:And they were.
Leif:Yeah, they were leaning towards a couple different people. And there's a couple
Leif:things pointing to it. And then I
Leif:feel at the earliest they decide, they decided was
Leif:the very end of season five.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Okay.
Leif:Like, probably when they were writing the season five finale
Leif:is when they decided, all right, that.
Steve:Yeah. And now the other reason
Steve:that I would say that Chuck could get that blast out
Steve:is that Chuck, I believe,
Steve:would be a credible source
Steve:to gossip Girl. That if Gossip Girl saw something
Steve:from Chuck, that she would say, okay, that seems
Steve:legit, I'll blast it.
Leif:Because, like, Claire seemed depressed that he got it.
Steve:Yeah. But that's also kind of weird because they
Steve:all have gotten stuff posted on
Steve:Gossip Girl at one point or another. Like, Dan has
Steve:had something posted on Gossip Girl.
Steve:Jean-Paul: See, the old reason why. Why I think Chuck's got the
Steve:quote unquote read to do that.
Steve:Seth already has pool
Steve:within this world,
Steve:so anything.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Like, that came from Chuck,
Steve:you know, because he's already a popular figure
Steve:in this world, and m people know who
Steve:he is. Gossip girl would be like, yeah,
Steve:I'm gonna go ahead and do it because eventually that seems gonna
Steve:be clicks for Gossip girl. Right, right.
Steve:So that's why I think Chuck's got the
Steve:clout to do that.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Even if he may not know or if he doesn't know
Steve:that he has that clout.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Blair does some mentoring with Emma in a
Leif:roundabout way. Admits that she loves, or at
Leif:least loved. Check.
Steve:Is this where she refers to muffy as the lacrosse?
Leif:Yes.
Steve:Blair had some, some great lines in it. That was
Steve:one of them.
Steve:the other thing she said to Emma was, stop making
Steve:sounds with your mouth. I think.
Steve:Stop making sounds with your mouth.
Leif:Dan finally gets the bad news he was expecting from
Leif:Jordan, the ta at Yale. Serena is there to
Leif:comfort him. Dan seems to be
Leif:regretting taking the moral high ground rather
Leif:than selvishly using the people he knows for his
Leif:writing.
Steve:I did like having a nice Dan
Steve:Serena moment. I know it's setting up episode
Steve:ten, which is going to be a Dan Serena
Steve:episode, so I do like
Steve:that moment. But my note here is Dan decides to
Steve:be a bigger asshole.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I did not agree with you on that one.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah. Like, you just see him in real time.
Steve:Be like, I was only a shittier person.
Steve:I might be able to achieve stuff.
Leif:Well, I mean, I. I mean, they've shown him going back and forth
Leif:on writing this story. Yeah.
Steve:Ah.
Leif:For several episodes.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Like, at least three. Clearly, like, the people have
Leif:told him. Yeah. Yeah. Write this story, and you can get it to yell.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:So I understand where he's coming from. He's. Yeah, but like,
Leif:that, he's finally now, like, he sees jetty getting what she
Leif:wants. Bye.
Steve:But taking it.
Leif:Yeah. By taking it. So he's like, okay, I'm gonna do that,
Leif:too.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Which, definitely, like, kind of go to the dark side, but.
Steve:Yeah. And what's funny is that Jenny did that, but
Steve:Jenny also didn't hurt anyone. You know, like,
Steve:whereas he's like, she caught.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I was really property damage, you know?
Steve:that's true.
Steve:Jean-Paul: The.
Steve:They didn't have to break those.
Leif:The event itself, it did interrupt
Leif:like, everyone did. Ended up enjoying it. But, I mean,
Leif:Washington. Yeah. Rude thing to do, practically.
Leif:Blair brings Emma home only to find misses Borbund
Leif:is already waiting for them. Blair is about to blackmail
Leif:misses Borman, potentially blowing up their family,
Leif:when Blair decides to spare Emma added pain because
Leif:she clearly sees a lot of herself in Emma.
Steve:Blair was so good. Like, Leighton.
Steve:Leighton Meester was so
Steve:good in this scene. Yeah. Like, just the
Steve:facial expressions and, like,
Steve:that blank look at the end when she just
Steve:loses the fight. When the fight goes out
Steve:of her, and you just see her
Steve:portray that so masterfully. Fucking
Steve:love watching her work Jenny is.
Leif:Looking for Vanessa when Rufus finally tracks her
Leif:down. Rufus is furious and demands that
Leif:Jenny apologize to Lily. Lily
Leif:accidentally unnervings Rufus when she lets Jenny
Leif:know that there is no need to apologize because she loved the guerrilla
Leif:fashion show. Rufus, off his rocker,
Leif:tries to get Jenny arrested. Luckily, Lily
Leif:steps in to defuse the situation.
Steve:Rufus is Rufus such an
Steve:asshole. Like,
Steve:before.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Before I'm gonna defend him in this. This
Steve:thing, only. Only because he's being
Steve:a father. And he's, like,
Steve:also trying to cover his own ass because his 50 year
Steve:old daughter just messed up a
Steve:gala event in New York. He doesn't know if he
Steve:could get fine. If the fact that his daughter is going
Steve:to end up going to jail, he's going to have to deal with
Steve:that kind of that. I mean, this is the only time
Steve:I felt in this episode that Rufus actually acted
Steve:fairly well.
Leif:But he knew his Lily's event already.
Leif:And Lily just came over and said, like, the reason why he went
Leif:up to the cop is Lily wasn't going to do anything.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Lilly, Lily does the. I dream of Jeannie, you
Leif:just. I'm, here.
Leif:Well, but.
Steve:But Lily to be like, you know, I don't. I'm not
Steve:mad about this. And for him to then be like, well, fine,
Steve:I'll show her. I'm gonna have a cop arrest my kid
Steve:because I'm mad still. Yeah, like,
Steve:that's the shitty parent.
Leif:Yeah, I mean, or whatever.
Leif:But.
Leif:Jean-Paul: But he was also trying to,
Leif:like, I mentioned before, a lot of people in this
Leif:episode, it's everybody covering their own
Leif:asses and everybody tied it being their
Leif:own selfish kind of way.
Steve:Well, and I really. What I think my big
Steve:problem with Rufus in general, and we touched on
Steve:this earlier, the. The difference between how he treats
Steve:Dan and Jenny. And I really think the
Steve:biggest thing with Rufus is Rufus is
Steve:jealous that he had this
Steve:career that didn't take off.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yes.
Steve:He had this rock star career that
Steve:fizzled because he
Steve:wasn't good enough to make
Steve:it any bigger than he made it. He was
Steve:number nine on the ten most forgotten bands of the
Steve:nineties, and that's where he landed. And
Steve:so he doesn't want to see his kids
Steve:go down in flames, but he won't let them take
Steve:the risks that they are ready
Steve:to make. Like, what?
Leif:I think you're kind of getting on the right track there. But
Leif:he didn't necessarily go down in flames. Both
Leif:times he came home because he wanted to be with his kids.
Leif:So does he secretly blame them and how
Leif:it's like, oh, they. They can have it, but I can't.
Leif:Jean-Paul: That's a good point.
Steve:That's a really good point.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Is a great point.
Leif:That is just said both times that he didn't flame
Leif:out. He came home because he wanted to be with his kids.
Leif:We just saw just earlier this season, they wanted him back on.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:He's gonna do a big college stadium tour.
Steve:Yeah. And. And you're right. He's.
Steve:That. That is such a great insight that he.
Steve:That. Yeah, fuck him.
Steve:I'm so mad at him in this fucking
Steve:episode.
Leif:Yeah, fuck him again.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Did not need to be in this episode again.
Leif:Like, I. Joppa, I agree with you. Like, this could. He
Leif:could have.
Steve:This is.
Leif:You know, he's in with his right to parent Jenny, Harri and
Leif:Punisher. But they'll call the fucking.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Oh, I mean, again, hovering his own
Leif:ass. Because think about it. Let the cops sort it out, and I won't
Leif:have to deal with it.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:yeah, that's. That's being a lazy.
Steve:Yeah, it's really lazy.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Never said he was parent of the year. What?
Steve:My dad used to do shit like that. Like, threatened to,
Steve:like, well, if you ever did this, I would call the police on you. Like,
Steve:like, my dad would do pull that kind of shit. And it
Steve:was when I was an adult that I was like, what? Lazy
Steve:parenting to call the police on your kidde.
Steve:Like, you can't handle them, so you're gonna hand them over to the
Steve:cops.
Leif:Poor Jenny. All that glamour almost
Leif:led to the slammer. But what will the morning
Leif:bring? We move
Leif:into the epilogue. Chuck finds
Leif:Nate once again squatting at his empty
Leif:childhood home. Chuck tries to get Nate to
Leif:come stay with him. However, whether it's his
Leif:pride, anger towards Chuck, or a combination,
Leif:Nate refuses the offer to instead go back to the
Leif:Hamptons where his mom is staying, which.
Steve:Sucks, which means that we're gonna have another stretch of no
Steve:Nate shows. Like fuck. like,
Steve:Nate's. Nate is also. Nate and Jenny are my favorite
Steve:characters, so I love when Nate's on.
Steve:And now it seems like both of them
Steve:are gonna be out for at least a little bit, I would
Steve:think. I don't know. Maybe not jenny.
Leif:I feel like jenny's storyline is just starting.
Steve:Yeah. But I guess in my mind, the
Steve:good storytelling would not have her
Steve:in the next episode at all
Steve:because that gives Rufus reason to be
Steve:really fucking freaking out. But
Steve:I didn't write it, obviously.
Leif:Serena wakes, but I was.
Steve:But I have taught writing.
Leif:Serena wakes Blair with some encouraging words.
Leif:Serena asks to leave when she gets a visitor, and
Leif:Blair has a call from the dean.
Steve:My note from this, I need to point out that my sister
Steve:in law Allison would probably take
Steve:high offense to. Princeton is a
Steve:trade school.
Steve:When Serena said that she could possibly go to
Steve:Princeton. Princeton is a trade school. There
Steve:is only Yale.
Leif:Aaron has come over to ask Serena to get breakfast with
Leif:him. Serena first shuts him down, but
Leif:somehow Aaron manages to convince her to go to dinner
Leif:instead. Why, Serena? Why?
Steve:Yeah, like, he's sweet, but doesn't seem
Steve:very honest, and. And there's the whole, like.
Steve:And what about this other girl? Well, I could explain that
Steve:to you, but do you just want to go out to dinner or not?
Steve:Like, how about you
Steve:give me that explanation first? Like, why does she
Steve:not want that explanation first? Like,
Steve:because.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Does this smell like chloroform?
Steve:Yeah, he's,
Steve:Jean-Paul: He's got something.
Steve:Like, he's striking me the wrong
Steve:way.
Leif:He's rich. Stop. Let's not forget that that is true.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And licorice.
Leif:I mean, yeah, he keeps stale licorice
Leif:around his house.
Steve:He does keep stale licorice for up to
Steve:or. Or at least nine years.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Steve:Who knows when he started?
Leif:She has.
Leif:As Aaron leaves Blair, Blair runs
Leif:in, excitedly tells Serena that Emma talked her up to the dean,
Leif:and it looks like Blair will get into Yale after all.
Steve:good job, Blair.
Leif:Yay for Blair.
Steve:Yay for Blair. I'm happy for her.
Leif:In Brooklyn, Dan and miss the jenny's success has
Leif:convinced him to turn in the story about Chuck
Leif:bass or Charlie Trouthenne. Rufus shows everyone
Leif:where Dan gets his judgmental side.
Leif:Oh, by the way, jenny has moved out.
Steve:Yeah. Rufus can't handle being
Steve:a no hit wonder.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Wow.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah. Super. Yeah, you can definitely see where Dan gets
Leif:it.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:And of course, the father of the year. Once again, he doesn't even
Leif:notice his daughter moved out.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, you might be a little late for that.
Leif:Daddy clearly noticed.
Leif:Yeah, he didn't say, and he didn't. Yeah, Rufus.
Steve:Like, yeah, Jenny left early this morning.
Leif:And he didn't tattle.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:He didn't just let her go.
Leif:No. New tale to tell by love and
Leif:rockets plays over an episode closing
Leif:montage. Rita and Blair are laying in bed
Leif:looking over the Yale course catalog. Nate is sending a
Leif:letter to Jenny. Dan is sending a story to Noah
Leif:Shapiro. Rufus is on the verge of tears, looking
Leif:around at Genti's any room, and Jenny
Leif:is dragging her bags down the street.
Leif:SMB are headed to Yale. Nate's headed out of town,
Leif:and Dan's headed for trouble.
Leif:As for little J, she's nowhere to be
Leif:seen. That's the episode.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah.
Leif:I really like the blair at Sarita. That was very cute.
Steve:yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Leif:And, you know, we already kind of thought they had
Leif:dad. We see a dad mailing the story, so he's
Leif:definitely in now.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Dark dance here. And, ah, Jenny is, homeless.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, is she homeless or is she gonna just go live with a friend?
Steve:Jean-Paul: She's a runner.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, she's got all those. Those, phone calls to recur pro.
Steve:Yeah. From all those people? Somewhat.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Someone will give her some money.
Leif:Steve, any predictions for next week?
Steve:Well, no. Nate is my first
Steve:prediction for. So I do know that there will be a
Steve:Dan Serena interaction. I know that they're
Steve:going to have an episode. I'm assuming that it's going
Steve:to have something to do with Eren. I'm hoping that we're
Steve:wrapping that up soon. And, yeah,
Steve:other than that, I don't really have much of a prediction. I
Steve:just.
Leif:Any ideas where Jenny goes from here?
Steve:Well, I'm thinking that Jenny is going
Steve:to. I do believe she's going to start making some
Steve:of those contacts that are reaching out for her,
Steve:maybe even Lily. I could see her turning to
Steve:Lily because Lily's cooler than
Steve:rufus. I honestly would.
Steve:Until we were talking earlier, I kind of wrote her off for an
Steve:episode or two because I kind of figured that they
Steve:would give a little bit of that. She's
Steve:missing. Where is she? Before really
Steve:taking her further.
Leif:So let's go ahead and move into some
Leif:segments. I'm going to be perfectly honest and admit
Leif:that I totally forgot to woke up this week in fan. So we're
Leif:just going to skip ahead to episode grades.
Steve:We lied in the intro. We brought you
Steve:all the way here, and then we lie. we pulled a
Steve:lost on you.
Leif:No phantom news this week, and my memory is
Leif:not quite clear what happened. people were
Leif:probably pissed off at Rufus. They're probably pissed off at
Leif:Vanessa, probably mad at Dan. Yeah, they're probably mad at
Leif:Dan. They're probably happy that Larry, that she loved
Leif:Chuck, but frustrated, they can't love it, admit it to each other.
Steve:Still, there'd probably be some mixed
Steve:Jenny love and hate on the fashion show.
Leif:She's a very mixed character.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:So let's go ahead and get into some episode
Leif:grades.
Leif:Steve, you are up this week. So what first this week,
Leif:what do you got?
Steve:I gave this one a b. I liked the
Steve:a storyline. I didn't hate the b
Steve:storyline, despite it being weird. And
Steve:then the Rufus stuff was just kind of
Steve:sucked. But I didn't hate this episode. I found it
Steve:engaging, at least, so I went
Steve:b. John Paul.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, I gave it a c.
Steve:I really felt that this episode was kind
Steve:of all over the place. The whole chasing around the little
Steve:runt kid trying to lose her virginity, the
Steve:fashion show and just the
Steve:acting was nothing the best for a
Steve:lot of these characters. And. And the
Steve:writing, I don't know. It did not
Steve:feel as fine tuned as come
Steve:other, episodes in this season so far.
Steve:And so it's, again, not
Steve:the worst, but also, it was just average.
Steve:It was just okay, you know? So definitely a c.
Steve:I find that.
Steve:A lot of episodes have much better
Steve:directing than writing.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah. And I was gonna say, and I know, you
Steve:guys mentioned that you liked the scene of the fashion show.
Steve:I did, too, but I also thought that scene was kind of
Steve:shot orally.
Leif:yeah, I agree with that.
Leif:Jean-Paul: The way. The way it would look, I think.
Leif:It was shot on the handheld.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, maybe, or. Or, like, because there's other
Leif:things in this show when you see, like, fashion and different things,
Leif:they're more glitzy and glamorous, and I understand because it
Leif:was a gorilla style, that's kind of what they were
Leif:going to, but it just did not seem on
Leif:the level that this show does, when it comes to
Leif:stuff like that.
Leif:So I feel like they're trying to make it, like, I
Leif:guess I think it was a, handheld, and I think they're trying to give
Leif:it that kind of, like, in your face style. It
Leif:didn't really hit, but I think I see what they're trying for.
Leif:Jean-Paul: And again, what hit me was, like, when they showed the pictures of
Leif:the girls of the fashion, that was cool. But when they
Leif:actually showed the actual model Washington, that's
Leif:where it was just, like, what? Very jarring. So
Leif:I don't know.
Leif:Yeah, I got, Like, yeah, I feel like they're trying to go for, like,
Leif:that gritty style, like. Like a Friday night lights, like, with the
Leif:handheld. Yeah, the jar. Like, the little bit of jarriness
Leif:to it, but it didn't.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, I didn't.
Leif:Like, I said, it didn't.
Leif:Jean-Paul: It took a swing, but, yeah, it missed. And, like, I said, just
Leif:the way the episode kind of just was, like, these acts
Leif:were very kind of weird and disjointed.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Because even the second very weird stories that just,
Leif:like. And. And also they would just kind of sometimes where
Leif:they would jump back and forth. Scenes at the bar.
Leif:Now that you're. We. It's like, oh,
Leif:I don't know.
Steve:Didn't hit in this. There was a weird
Steve:thing in the storytelling in this where the epilogue of
Steve:this episode. The. The
Steve:episode epilogue happens after some
Steve:of the denouement of the other
Steve:storylines. Right. Like, we have, like,
Steve:the. We have the. The climax
Steve:of the fashion show, and then we have the
Steve:falling action happening during
Steve:act three rather than
Steve:fall. Then, you know, throughout the epilogue, like,
Steve:it usually does.
Leif:Like.
Steve:Like, they just. They timed it weirdly in some
Steve:places.
Leif:Yeah. I'm kind of in between you guys. I had
Leif:it as a B minus. I really,
Leif:really like the a storyline with Jenny. Yeah. I
Leif:love her getting her, fashion show
Leif:off. She got her Jay Humphrey designs.
Leif:But, yeah, the b storyline of the Emma
Leif:was mediocre at best. And
Leif:then the c storyline with Aaron and Sarita was horrible.
Leif:So, yeah, B minus.
Steve:Yeah. I think my thing with that b
Steve:storyline was that I liked
Steve:the team up. I didn't like what
Steve:the. I didn't like the
Steve:motivation. You know, I didn't like the losing
Steve:my virginity, which I felt like they just. They needed it to
Steve:be a. Be a big thing that's inappropriate
Steve:for this kid to do. And
Steve:so it just came out creepy. I felt.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Well, I agree with the creepy. I mean, you could have just been like,
Steve:she's, going, like, going out drinking.
Steve:That's, you know, that's a yes. But.
Steve:But, yeah, you could have done that better than, like, I just want to lose
Steve:my for.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Because it would just.
Steve:Yeah, it was very creepy before this other person.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yes.
Leif:Moving on over to stock watch Steve, who
Leif:do you got going up?
Steve:Okay, so my stock going up.
Steve:I have Jenny. I know she's homeless, but she also
Steve:has 30 missed calls. Blair and Serena.
Steve:Looks like Yale is doing well for them. I have
Steve:Lily going up for just being a fucking
Steve:champion for Jenny in the end and really
Steve:coming through. And then I had Chuck going up because
Steve:Chuck, you know, was a good guy and wasn't a
Steve:complete creep in this episode. He wasn't a complete
Steve:creep. He was just a little bit of a creep.
Leif:But the kind of creepy, like, just, you know, the entertaining. Smart.
Steve:Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Leif:But he doesn't actually do anything.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:He just. He just kind of talks this.
Steve:He does say to the 13 year old girl, let's not ruin
Steve:this by you talking.
Steve:Jean-Paul: He does that. You're right.
Steve:he does say that, but he doesn't go through with anything.
Leif:So, like, Jean Paul do you have going up?
Leif:Jean-Paul: Definitely going up. You can tell that, you
Leif:know, wants to be supportive. Didn't press
Leif:charges or anything. Kind of played along with it.
Leif:Yeah, this. This was a fact and show. Yeah, it's cool. I
Leif:would say Chuck.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: You know, like. Like you guys said,
Steve:he wasn't his normal, total
Steve:creepazoid.
Leif:For me, I had Blair because she got into
Leif:yellow. At least it looks like she's getting it to yell. I had Dan
Leif:because, even though he had bad moments, he's
Leif:now winning, I think is the way
Leif:to say it. He's going to get what he wants it looks like as
Leif:well. And again, another one. I didn't like to say
Leif:going up, but I had to give it to Eric because he's got the
Leif:wool pulling over Sabrina's eyes.
Steve:Could you. Could you add Aaron to me, too?
Steve:Yeah, he said, but
Steve:he does.
Leif:He does. this stock is definitely up.
Steve:I kind of.
Leif:And then. Yeah, it also Chuck because, same
Leif:reasons. he's a decent.
Steve:It's funny. Well, that. That storyline, the
Steve:c storyline didn't even occur to me when I was doing stock
Steve:watch. That's why I didn't think of Aaron. But you're right. He does go up, and
Steve:I'm going to give it to him, too.
Leif:Steve, who you got going down?
Steve:I have Dan going down for being a complete
Steve:fucking asshole throughout the entire
Steve:episode.
Leif:He definitely was an asshole.
Steve:Yeah. I understand where you're. Why I.
Steve:It's funny because oftentimes, you and I have the flip on
Steve:that, where I'll see the business side of it, and you'll see, like,
Steve:the. The fun, like. But,
Steve:like, he was such a fucking asshole that I sent him
Steve:down. And Rufus. I have Rufus going
Steve:down for the parenting. I have
Steve:Nate going down because Nate just kind of fucking lost
Steve:everything. And I feel bad for Nate going down, but
Steve:Nate. Nate's stock went down,
Steve:Vanessa, because she was on screen.
Steve:And then I also have Emma's mom going down,
Steve:and I'm not talking about her date. I'm talking about
Steve:misses Boardman stock. Yeah, misses Boardman stock went
Steve:down. Those are mine, Jean Paul.
Steve:Jean-Paul: All right, well, I have sarita going down because
Steve:she still falls for this idiot.
Steve:That is fair.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, like, it's just, like, come
Steve:on. You think that she's learned
Steve:better from falling for idiots, but
Steve:no. So she's definitely going. She
Steve:does have a type, but, yeah, she's definitely going down. I mean,
Steve:I hate this, but, yeah, Nate's going down because
Steve:he's, you know,
Steve:homeless again. Yeah, and. And having to
Steve:deal with whatever other than the matches. Yeah,
Steve:whatever. In the Hampton.
Steve:yeah.
Steve:He's going to have to live full time at the estate in
Steve:the Hampton.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, I know it's tough. It's really tough. It's really tough for him. So he's
Steve:going down for that, rufus for, you know, being parent of the
Steve:year.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: I mean, we've talked about. It's just.
Leif:Wow.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Just. Yeah. And, who else I
Leif:got. I mean, yeah, because Vanessa had
Leif:nothing to do, really. That was really worth a
Leif:damn in this episode.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So she's going down, even though I still enjoy her as a
Steve:character.
Steve:Jean-Paul: She is going down because. Yeah, she's just not
Steve:anything or didn't.
Steve:I think I gave Vanessa stock up on her first
Steve:episode, and I'm not sure I've given her up
Steve:since.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Poor Vanessa. Yeah.
Steve:I loved her in her first episode.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Vanessa's my puppy dog. Then.
Steve:That's fair.
Leif:She should have been a good character, but they just didn't add the
Leif:writer.
Leif:Jean-Paul: She's my puppy dog,
Leif:which is weird.
Leif:Which is weird. In the book, she goes to casas with everyone
Leif:else.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:I don't know why they changed that. For me. Going down.
Leif:I didn't have Jenny going up or down. I had her as
Leif:neutral because she looks like
Leif:she's blowing up, but she's also homeless, so
Leif:she's going neutral. Nate,
Leif:I had going down for the same reason you guys said he's
Leif:homeless, and I. He looks like he lost his friend
Leif:Dan. They looked like they had a good thing going
Leif:on for a couple episodes. Serena going down
Leif:because looks like she's going to be going down.
Leif:Jean-Paul: It's called book rich.
Leif:And then I had Emma going down just because she was
Leif:annoying all episode.
Steve:And that's fair.
Leif:Just being, a
Leif:dumb teenager, I guess. I guess I thought it was married
Leif:Emma, but yeah. Yeah, I just gave her docs
Leif:I wanted to and misses Boardman. also, I gave her
Leif:to going down because she was challenging Rufus for being the
Leif:worst parent in the episode.
Steve:Yeah. Surprisingly, she actually
Steve:succeeded.
Leif:Yeah.
Leif:Jean-Paul: You know.
Steve:Yeah. Rufus tried to get his daughter arrested, but she was like,
Steve:I don't want to spend time with you.
Leif:Yeah, her screen time, she. She outdid
Leif:him.
Leif:Jean-Paul: yeah, she's down
Leif:as well because of that reason. I agree with you because
Leif:you're right. first screen time, I've got nothing to do.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Ah, yeah. Definitely
Steve:work.
Leif:And then last of all, Rufus, we talked about all that, so no need
Leif:to elaborate.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:Going on to best outfit.
Steve:But here's the best outfits from the.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Last episode we see.
Leif:Steve, who you got?
Steve:I'm giving it to Jenny for the dress during the fashion
Steve:show, although Robin had the critique
Steve:of. And I guess it's like a
Steve:famous fashion person said that before you go
Steve:out, look in the mirror and take off one thing.
Steve:Robin did have that to say about Jenny's
Steve:outfit, but I loved that dress. She was like,
Steve:with the makeup and the hair, and she was like, there's too much
Steve:punk rock happening. I loved it.
Leif:All right, John Paul, what do you got?
Leif:Jean-Paul: I gotta also go with Jenny, but I had that little. Little
Leif:hat thing she had.
Leif:Yeah. The shack.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah.
Leif:I don't know.
Leif:Jean-Paul: It was just adorable.
Steve:Yeah.
Leif:And. Yeah, yeah. So, and also she had the
Leif:gold locket.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah. So you're right.
Leif:Always got to give props to the accessories.
Leif:Jean-Paul: The accessories. Yep. So, yeah, definitely.
Leif:And I was also going to give it to Jenny, but since you guys
Leif:both gave it to her, I'm going to pivot to my second choice of the
Leif:last, minute. And, it was, Agnes's dress that. The
Leif:tool. I wasn't a big fan of the tights. She had, like,
Leif:camo tights, but I like the tool with the black over top of
Leif:it and the neck tie. Like, the loose
Leif:neck tie.
Steve:Nice. Yeah.
Leif:I originally did have jetty written down.
Leif:Jean-Paul: So we all like punk rock girls is what we're saying.
Leif:Yeah. Yeah. I have been known to like
Leif:a punk rock girl. And that is it for our
Leif:segments, and we're gonna get some plugs. But
Leif:first, John Paul, thank you for joining us.
Leif:Jean-Paul: Yeah, we really appreciate you having me
Leif:being on.
Steve:please, if you have anything you'd like to plug, please,
Steve:share and let us know.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So I have a small, little segment in the last
Steve:roundup or podcast called
Steve:trailer Trash, where I
Steve:just find horrible trailers of horrible
Steve:movies and, you know,
Steve:see if the rest of the gang enjoys them or not.
Steve:Lately, they have. So I've not been doing my job
Steve:right.
Steve:And, I mean, it's a lot of fun.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It did stem from, like,
Steve:during COVID I had a, for
Steve:a little bit, a small podcast where
Steve:I, called Flock, fest,
Steve:where I would invite,
Steve:Randy over and force him to watch terrible
Steve:movies, and then we would talk about them.
Steve:That's funny.
Steve:Jean-Paul: So kind of like mystery science theater, but I didn't quite, you
Steve:know, open his eyes. Yeah,
Steve:a lot of fun, random musicals because, you know,
Steve:there's a lot of crazy stuff out there, like the
Steve:apple.
Steve:That's great.
Leif:we'll make sure to get the links in the show notes to
Leif:check those out, folks. Steve, what are you
Leif:plugging?
Steve:so I'm not sure exactly when this is coming out, but
Steve:I'm pretty sure it's before October, right? So,
Steve:so October 18 and
Steve:19th, I will be a part of the Lockhaven
Steve:Fringe festival. If you're in central Pennsylvania,
Steve:come out to Lock Haven. I'll be playing,
Steve:last year, I know I played two sets at two
Steve:different places on two different nights, so I don't know
Steve:what it's going to look like this year, but I'll have more
Steve:details as we get closer. But come out to Lockhaven
Steve:for the fringe festival.
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Leif:And we will be talking about another episode next week.
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Leif:bonfire of the Vanity. The
Leif:Max episode description reads,
Leif:jenny moves in with Agnes.
Leif:she's not homeless after all.
Steve:No. Oh, my God. Does that. Does what's his name still
Steve:there? Is her. Is Agnes.
Leif:That was Max's place.
Steve:Oh, okay. Okay.
Leif:They're after or. Yeah, we'll see. Where?
Leif:I mean, presumably. I mean, she. We. Agnes
Leif:is also at minor, so presumably she lives with her parents.
Steve:We'll see. I mean, Jen. Vanessa doesn't
Steve:m. Well, I told.
Leif:Next time. You know you love us.
Steve:Xoxo.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Every time you walk away, run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away, run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away and run Away you take a piece
Steve:of me with you there
Steve:oh, it seems I'm walking right to
Steve:your door.
Steve:My heart's.
Steve:Jean-Paul: Still resting looking for something
Steve:more.
Steve:Are.
Steve:Jean-Paul: You ever gonna see everything you mean to me?
Steve:Trying really hard to believe
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:never feels right when I'm out here on my
Steve:own
Steve:I left last night and it feels like
Steve:way too long
Steve:are you ever gonna see everything you mean to
Steve:me? I'm trying really hard to believe
Steve:every time you walk away, run away you take a piece
Steve:of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away, run away you take a piece
Steve:of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away, run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:come back to me
Steve:smile and you'll make my life
Steve:complete
Steve:every time you walk away, run away you take a peek
Steve:of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away run away and take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away run away and take a piece of
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away and run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there
Steve:every time you walk away or run away you take a
Steve:piece of me with you there.