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Everybody's got opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's.

So hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's.

Gotta settle the score..

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

Which ones 'I Hate?

A' Baby,.

It's time to Review.

That.

Review!.

Yeah.

Hello,

Well, hello there and hello listeners.

Welcome once again to Review.

That Review, the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

reviews.

We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

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And that is your cohost, Trey Gerrald.

And together we are

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Hey ChelseyBD, how are you

Hey Trey.

I'm good.

I'm happy to be here with you.

I'm getting over A', little bit of A' cat allergy flare up.

You know how that happens to me sometimes.

Other than that, doing great.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

Whose cat were you around?

Let's put 'em on blast.

Should we put them on blast?

My dear friends, Morgan and Jimmy were hosting A' Poker Night, which turned out

But anyway, 'I adore them both.

'I love them.

They have two cats and 'I always try to like soldier it out, take the allergy medicine.

I'm like, It's gonna be okay this time.

She's like very diligent about cleaning.

Morgan and Jimmy are both, it's not for lack of trying, but 'I just have

So in the moment, 'I kind of, not that 'I feel.

Okay, I'm like, A', little itchy A', little scratchy.

And then 'I go home and A' couple hours later I'm like, A' disaster.

Like can't breathe outta the nose at all.

You know, the whole thing.

But

if they weren't your friends, 'I would suggest suing them.

could never 'I love them and 'I love their cats.

It's just, you know, my body doesn't.

Mm-hmm.

how was your week?

Good.

I've had A' good week, you know, in real time.

David and 'I are gearing up.

We're gonna go to Atlantic City this weekend, so 'I cannot wait to share how that goes next

my God.

Yay.

I'm like so excited about it.

It's like 'I was sharing with my therapist.

'I feel like, like we don't take A' lot of, um, vacations necessarily.

Like we did go to Mial with our friends Mark and James A' couple of like A' month or two ago.

But other than that, most like trips that 'I do are family obligations or holiday obligations.

So I'm very excited for this weekend.

Well, I'm very excited for you to have A' vacation for vacation's sake 'I.

Think that that's super necessary.

Where are you guys staying?

The Bogota

of course 'I made my spa appointment.

good.

Just do it up 'I.

Love that for you.

All right, well vacation sounds fun.

And you know what else is fun?

Complaining about.

Do you have A'?

Complaint?

You'd like to Lodge?

'I, Do 'I.

Think 'I.

Think I'm ready too.

Lodge, A, Complaint.

'I really need to Lodge A'.

Complaint against LinkedIn.

Emails,

Okay.

'I.

Constantly get emails from LinkedIn.

'I.

Don't even use LinkedIn.

'I.

Think 'I Made A' profile in 2009.

'I haven't logged in since 'I Don't know my login information, but 'I constantly, constantly.

Sometimes it's multiple emails in A' single day.

What Are they emailing you?

What are they

Congratulate this random person from the past history

Oh, yes,

LinkedIn and you have A' message on LinkedIn.

So and so congratulate so and so and so wrote an article.

I'm like, And it's all these people that 'I don't have any contact with in real life.

Totally 'I thought that you meant that you were, Cuz every once in

But like it's more the like notification emails all the time that are like,

Like tell them Goodger on their work anniversary.

what it is.

It's never, it's never direct communication.

It's like the, the bots of the software programming that are like, Remember we exist?

I'm like, Yeah, but 'I, it's like, 'I, don't e 'I.

'I can't even tell you when 'I last logged onto LinkedIn.

not really required in our line of work.

Maybe the people that have the real business jobs and they have like the personal

But they're really annoying.

'I can't stand them

No, 'I.

It's so annoying.

I'm gonna have to

It's A' part-time job.

Just deleting those.

Well, that's the thing is I'm gonna have.

Go and forget my password and log back in just so that 'I can like unsubscribe to all the emails.

'I know and they don't and they really don't make it clear.

'I, don't think with how to change it.

'I don't know.

Good Complaint, now that we've had this conversation, 'I, feel like 'I need to try

Like people that 'I went to high school with slash whatever, but like 'I don't need to

it's so weird.

So that's my Complaint.

Very

ChelseyBD, what about you?

Do you have anything you need to Lodge A Complaint about this week?

Yeah.

'I need to Lodge A' Complaint.

On behalf of Patreon member, jc JC has reached out to me and she wanted to Lodge A Complaint

Oh no.

'I thought 'I had discovered the item that it was, We took it out, but it had

Or there's like something rogue in there that, that she can't find and 'I wasn't

identify and can't fix.

How annoying.

So gross.

What about baking soda?

She said she did have one in there.

Is that part of the point of baking soda that like it's supposed to tra like it

absorbs the smell, but you have to replace them.

Okay.

I'll tell her that.

Yeah.

Maybe she needs to replace the baking soda.

'I always wondered what the baking soda purpose

Wait, maybe it's the baking soda.

Oh, cuz the baking soda absorbed the smell.

So now the, the smell's in the baking soda.

JC are you listening?

If you're listening, change your baking soda.

Arm and Hammer specifically has tearaway sides on.

They're like specifically refrigerator baking soda packs where you can rip the sides off and it

'I think you're supposed to replace it every three to six months.

Oh, well she's definitely, 'I sure has not done that.

So 'I will tell her that because Yeah.

'I hate it.

Like I'm very sensitive to smells and if there is A' bad smell and 'I can't get rid of it,

So, JC thank you for being A' Patreon member.

And consider your Complaint added to the ledger.

Yeah, no, 'I agree.

Like as someone who loves candles, 'I hate foel odors.

Like obviously no one likes that, but um, I'm

Your house always smells great, by the way.

Trace House smells lovely.

But 'I do love the power of aroma, so.

'I 'I.

Think 'I am equally affronted when you open the fridge or there's like you open the

You know what 'I would love recommendations from, from our listeners

So like 'I can't do the like blade plugin.

It's just super artificial and it makes my allergies terrible.

It's too strong and it's too gross.

And 'I know that there's like these ones that you can get that are like hotel

Does anyone know of like A' good option for having your, your space spell nice consistently?

That is not crazy expensive.

If you do, I'll be happily buying one for me and JC

That's A'.

Good question.

'I.

Really this is separate, but 'I really like the glad trash bags that have A', Fre, sc.

Yes.

'I feel like it neutralizes as the garbage is sitting there for A' week.

You know, 'I really am A' fan of those

Well, should we snip out some opinions?

Trey?

'I.

Think we should 'I think.

I'm ready to really delve into A' subject matter by weighing both sides of the

Yes.

Let's.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

listeners, today is yet again another versus episode.

It's almost like these happen every four episodes.

And today ChelseyBD and 'I are going to cover both A' one star and A'

This week's topic is famous law firms with television commercials.

This week we're specifically discussing Jacobi and my.

That's right.

Injury attorneys for this verse episode.

Trey selected the one star and 'I selected the five star.

So to determine who reads first, we gotta flip that quota.

I've lost like every single time 'I guess, but let's go.

Tales.

true?

Yeah.

'I mean.

'I was winning in the beginning.

And then 'I.

'I, like 'I got off my winning streak.

I'll go with tales this time.

Tails?

Okay, here we

Flipped that quarter.

It's heads

Yeah, it's okay.

All right.

It's A'.

It's all right.

So that means that Trey is gonna go first.

We are gonna hear the one star opinion before we delve into the Five Star.

As Trey mentioned, we are covering Jacobi and Meyers at the time of this recording.

Jacobi Meyers has 988 reviews on Google with an average of 4.6 according to the Internets Jacobi.

And Myers is an American law firm established as A' partnership by Leonard Jacobi and Steven Myers

50 offices in Arizona, California, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania.

It now has more than 300 attorneys practicing law in all 50 states.

With A' strategy that focused on serving middle class individuals.

Jacobi Meyers offered free consultations and flat fees for standard cases.

They hold the distinction of being the first US law firm to advertise on television.

Isn't that interesting?

So with all that background information in mind, let's jump in and hear this one star review.

Woo.

Review.

That.

Review.

All right, so as ChelseyBD shared 'I, have the one star review today.

And this is A' review from yelp.com.

And this review was written by Karen w.

Ooh, it's A' Karen,

Oh my God.

It's A', Karen.

It's A', Karen, and it's A' one star.

Now, before 'I read the review, uh, we'll take A' quick break from our sponsors,

If you get hurt on the job, you're entitled to worker's comp.

But if you don't file in time, you're entitled to deadly Squat A'.

Good reason to call us today.

Jacobi Meyers one eight seventy seven JM Lawyer

Oh, that's great.

I'm so glad they hopped on to sponsor this episode.

Jacobian

Um, asterisk, asterisk, Jacobi Meyers is not sponsoring, and please don't sue us.

Yes, exactly.

All right, so here we go.

As promise, The one star review from Yelp for Jacobi and Meyers written by Karen w

Okay.

didn't deal with these people to get tones of all in the

Os by after therapy they offer B money.

Why?

Because they have so many people working there.

They must pay them.

Sunday be Take all of your money, crooks.

Now I'm calling.

It's almost A' year and no answer.

Don't bother.

You will not get A' response.

They're crooks.

Probably 'I.

I'm gonna say this is about 17 exclamation marks.

Another lawyer warned me about then he was right.

They take your money,

Mm-hmm.

but wait.

There's an update

Okay, 'I.

you date.

As of today have not received nothing.

No call, no nothing.

They lie.

They send you Bs.

Crap in the mail.

Nobody won A' pin or T-shirt or A' card.

Pay us our money.

My boyfriend called, didn't accept the offer too low, like really, But now waited another year.

Then 'I referred my brother.

He's saying the same thing.

'I, remember you called me trying to contact him regarding payment and

Do not trust these people.

They are crooks, not real.

They will take all your money, lie, lie, lie.

'I told my dude to go with someone else,

Mm-hmm.

but wait, there's another update.

Oh my God.

Stop.

Okay.

Okay.

Update still don't have my money.

This lady who's supposed to call me but called the driver, never called me.

Brian told me someone will call.

It's four weeks now.

Nobody called told me.

I'm getting 8,000.

The shit not 8,000.

Do not use them because they lie, lie, lie, lie.

Not only that, they're rude, rude, too much.

Never use them.

Don't ever use them.

They lie.

And whoever the stupid lady telling all her business, losing baby, all that, keep that wtf.

Get to work and stop talking.

So f much.

texting, calling G Bitch.

You're not calling me

Mm-hmm.

What the F just happened, Like what the F just happened, Karen,

Now, 'I 'I did go through Karen's profile because Karen has

they all of this caliber?

they are normal, proper reviews.

What?

What is this?

What

didn't know you could do three, two updates.

Well, yeah, you can do A', like multiple updates, but like, Okay, so

So the first review was written 11 months ago.

Okay.

The first update, or as Karen writes you date was three months ago.

Okay.

And the last update was updated six days ago.

Okay, so we're talking like all in, Karen's been in this process for

Wow.

Okay.

There, there's just like so much here, 'I, like 'I don't know what half of the words mean.

So that's making it hard.

Like what's cones and what's Bo BCUs, Um, and how are they crooks and how

You're telling me that they're liars, that they're crooks, but you're not really giving me specifics.

And if you are, they're not in English.

So 'I don't know what you're trying to say.

Also, why did you, why did she refer her brother if she was having such A' bad experience?

Don't know.

Really good question.

what?

And she talked about the brother in the second or third review.

So,

Yeah.

Okay, so the tones 'I.

Think is A' misspelling me, 'I, 'I.

Think that first.

If 'I try to go through like correcting if 'I was auto correct.

'I.

Think the first one is 'I.

Think they're trying to say don't

Don't deal with these

You get tons of calls.

'I think in the beginning, but then no calls after months pass by.

Right.

But then they say after A' therapy, they offer B U K K S G, 'I Y money

B U K K

S G 'I Y

'I have no idea.

'I, just know that like

bucks.

From the other reviews that 'I read, like the 'I was obviously reading positive

And they're really good about offering people medical care.

And one of those medical cares does include therapy sometimes.

So like sometimes when you're getting the medical work from them and their doctors

So I'm assuming they must have like called her and set her up with A' therapist 'I would think.

Or she did some therapy maybe.

'I.

Guess.

Yeah.

'I mean.

'I.

Gue 'I.

Think the thesis here is that they aren't getting called back and they haven't gotten their money.

So therefore Karen is calling them liars.

Right?

Like why are, why was this woman, A' bitch and what was with the losing of the baby?

And who was A' Bitch also who lost A' baby.

And also who's Brian?

Brian 'I was just confused as to what's going on here.

I'm trying to like figure out the takeaway.

The take.

The overall takeaway is that we use this company 'I.

Don't know what kind of money you put up front, if at all.

So like I'm A' little bit confused about that cuz obviously Karen's not explaining that.

But like we feel like we've wasted our time at very least and we're not getting this

It hasn't come through yet, right?

Right, and they're saying that they keep getting like generic

Like they keep getting swag but they're not getting like their check 'I

right?

It's just like A' lot of claims over and over again without any evidence to back it up.

Like you don't get to just say, lie, lie, lie, rude, rude, rude bitch.

But why?

Like, why?

Why are they bitches?

Like, what is rude?

What, what is really going on here?

Obviously you must have felt good enough about it at one point to recommend it to your brother.

So clearly it wasn't all bad all the time.

So if something actually did go south 'I, wish that Karen would've like been A' little bit more

And if she did, it was so misspelled and discombobulated that all over the place that

'I.

Mean 'I.

Do think that this is probably the worst example we've encountered on the show where like negative

Like it's A' coloring book crown.

There's no crown.

there's no

when it comes to spelling

There's just, Yeah, this is A' negative crown verse balling and grammar.

and 'I looked up, Karen's other reviews and they make sentences.

So

just so weird.

What do you think the reason behind that is?

maybe they're so blinded with rage or something.

But how do you do it three times like over A' year?

String sentences together.

That make sense?

And this person speaks English, so it's not like there, It's not like

Not A' language barrier.

Right, right.

Yeah.

The other thing that's like weird about that almost and shady, possibly shady about that

Lie, lie, lie, fake, fake, fake.

You know?

'I mean 'I.

Don't know that there's any unique or valuable information in here other than

Yeah, but that's even confusing cuz it's like on the one hand they're not

On the other hand, they're talking about this bitch that's like on the phone all day.

So like what does that

someone losing their baby.

And who's

Yeah.

Who's I'm so confused.

'I still wanna know what the cones are from the beginning,

It's just hard for me.

'I do feel that like it's hard to make A' point if you are incoherent,

So like you could access tools to make your point clearer and you've, and this,

One, the first one with two replies.

So therefore you've had ample time over 11 months to make your point clearer

And it just gets even more confusing.

The final one from six days ago, they're talking about the lady losing A' baby and 'I.

Don't know what that means.

Yeah, it just doesn't make any sense to make such egregious mistakes

In fact, over complicate, like make it more complicated,

Yes.

you added more information.

It's like I'm out getting less information.

The more you speak, the less 'I know.

So like, do you think that we can deduce if this is A'

Not really 'I don't really know that there's like much to deduce here.

Other than that Karen 'I don't know what happened to Karen 'I mean the, the most confusing thing

You know, other than if you didn't tell me that, 'I probably would've

Karen should find A' something else to do.

But because Karen has written other reviews that are coherent, 'I really don't

Now, do you find any of this entertaining?

'I mean 'I laughed but not like 'I.

Think it was more of A' laugh at not with, if I'm being honest,

All right.

So do you think

should we

Karen

'I think 'I can crown Karen?

Sorry.

Karen.

'I mean.

'I really?

'I always.

'I.

Gotta say before we go into the crowning, that 'I always stand up for the Karens and 'I.

Want the Karens to do really well.

'I want A' Karen to be like the best creme dealer crime.

And unfortunately this Karen 'I don't think delivered.

But let's go into the crowning.

Yeah, very confusing.

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

'I chose A' School.

Wow, the Queens are unanimous.

Zero counts.

Zero counts.

Here's the thing, 'I feel like if 'I were A' teacher, 'I would have to

'I would say, Karen, take this home.

This is an F I'm gonna give you another chance and you can do it again.

Unfortunately, Karen had three chances and just could not get there in any of the chances.

So 'I, just think, 'I gotta fail.

Karen.

So I'm so sorry Karen.

Uh, 'I had high hopes for you, but 'I don't understand your review and it's not giving me the

So for that reason, zero crowns.

Better luck next time.

Why zero Crowns for you?

Trey?

'I?

'I mean 'I consider doing A' half crown just because they've

But, but, but there's no point.

Like it just is three incoherent, rambling.

So 'I had to say zero crowns because what is happening?

Who's Brian

Who's Brian?

Who's the baby?

We threw the baby out with the bath water.

We threw like the whole

There's A' reply.

Oh my God.

Okay.

'I.

Can't wait to see what A' reply to this mess is.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Yay.

All right, so we have A' reply here from A'.

Dear O, who is assigned the business owner designation here,

Okay.

write.

Hi Karen.

We sent you A' private message to find ways to contact you so that

But we have not heard back.

We have also not been able to locate your file based on the information provided in your review.

At this time, we are not sure if you are A' client at our firm, but if you are, please respond

Thank you,

'I think that's an interesting reply from Erin Dara because when you read

So that's interesting.

It is interesting to me.

For whatever reason, 'I think the incoherent of the three reviews matched with, we

right?

for whatever reason, like 'I mean we couldn't even get

So that doesn't mean they're not A' client,

if it was like Karen w like you think you could look up Karen w you could look

Like

Look up Brian

look up who's Brian.

Try and figure out who had the baby

'I mean 'I.

Think that reply only helps me realize like what?

Like even Jacobi Meyers is confused here and they are lawyers.

Exactly.

Yeah.

No 'I, mean 'I.

Think that that was A' good reply.

Yeah.

Professional to the point leaves me feeling like, oh, right.

There are structures in which A' word strung together can make sense.

Sure.

We, in case we had forgotten.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, 'I think that my opinion stands, um, of Karen Zero Stars.

I'm proud of Jacobi Meyers for responding to this incoherent ramble was something that

Yeah, me too.

All right.

With all of that in our past, let's move to our future and take A' quick break

what, Let's do it.

Brb.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

The Mighty Philistine army stood on the hill above the men of King Saul as the

Young David reached into his bag and slung one of his stones at Goliath's head, and

Who will stand up for you?

Jacobi

Meyers

' Trey Gerrald: I.

Know.

injury lawsuits since 1972.

Oh,

my God.

Jacobi Meyers, If you wanna sponsor us, please, we'd love it.

We already have the ads.

Waite.

Waite.

Wait.

It's game time.

right.

It is game time.

And today, 'I have created A' Custom game for you.

Trey.

Today we are gonna play law or it doesn't exactly rhyme, but it works.

So

law or is it below your

Exactly.

So this game is A', little bit different.

Trey 'I.

It's two truths and A' lie style.

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you A' State, and I'm gonna tell you three laws,

And you're gonna try and guess which law is not,

Oh,

A' real law for this state.

Okay?

Okay.

are you

'I.

Think so.

All right, we're gonna start with Maine.

In Maine, it is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts in Maine.

It is illegal to play the guitar while walking down the street In Maine, it is illegal to

Boo

All right, Trey, which is the lie?

Parking in front of Dunkin Donut.

No, that's A' real law.

Boo.

you believe it?

What in the world?

The lie was that it was illegal to play A' guitar walking down the

What?

'I know 'I don't.

'I.

Don't exactly know why 'I was enacted, because the coffee and donut chain is A' hot spot and the

Oh my gosh.

no parking in front of the donuts.

All right, moving on to Hawaii.

Boo

In Hawaii, it is illegal to have billboard signs In Hawaii, it is illegal to pet

In Hawaii, it is illegal to place coins in your ear.

Which one is A'?

Lie

Billboards.

no billboards are illegal in Hawaii.

It is also illegal to place coins in your ear in Hawaii, but it is not illegal to pet A'.

Pon Tree without A'.

Eli 'I Know Is 'I mean.

Get ready.

These are some crazy laws.

Oh my

move on to Alabama.

'I Know

In Alabama, it is illegal to walk down the street with

what?

In Alabama, it is illegal to jump rope On Sundays in Alabama,

Which of these is A' lie?

Jumping rope on A' Sunday.

That is the lie.

job.

Try.

All right.

All right.

You're getting better.

Okay.

In Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders in Arizona.

It is illegal to kick A' cactus in Arizona.

It is illegal for A' donkey to sleep in A' bathtub.

Donkey in A' bathtub.

That's A' real law.

What?

Mm-hmm.

. Mm-hmm.

. Mm-hmm.

. In the 1920s, A' local dam broke flooding A' rancher's home, and the rancher's donkey became

So now you can't store A' donkey that way.

Should we move on to Arkansas?

Sure.

Okay.

In Arkansas, it is illegal to yell at your children in A' Drive-through restaurant In

In Arkansas, it is illegal to honk your horn near A' sandwich shop after nine.

Honk your heart A' sandwich Shop after 9:00 PM

That's A' real law.

The lie was that it's illegal to name your

lime livestock 'I.

Think it's cuz of noise ordinances.

But 'I don't know why it's specific to sandwich shops, but hey,

What?

um, let's go to California.

bad at this

it's okay.

They're really crazy.

Laws 'I mean.

How could you possibly be expected?

These are purposely insane in California.

It is illegal to whistle for A' lost canary before 7:00 AM In California,

If you don't own at least two cows In California, it is illegal to wear

boots.

That's true.

So there's A', lot of like these

ArcHa.

Laws that are still in place that obviously people don't follow, but this is in Blythe.

Okay.

I've gotten five.

Wrong

You're great.

You're doing okay?

We still have, we have, We have some left.

Let's go to Connecticut.

In Connecticut, beauticians and stylists may not hum sing or whistle.

While working in Connecticut, it is illegal to eat A' lollipop.

While driving in Connecticut, it is illegal to sell A' pickle that doesn't bounce

A'

Bouncing pickles.

dozen pickles is true.

In 19 48, 2 men were arrested for selling pickles that were unfit for human consumption

What?

The

Okay.

In Louisiana, it is illegal to send A' surprise pizza in Louisiana.

It is illegal to lie in Louisiana.

It is illegal to throw Mardi Gras beads at A' child.

illegal to lie.

It is illegal to lie in the state of Louisiana.

It's also illegal to make A' promise and not keep it, but only if you knew you

The lie was the child Mardi gra beads.

They're fine with that.

Oh my God.

All right.

In Minnesota, it is illegal to have dirty tires In Minnesota, it is illegal to chase

'I

um, chase an oil or grease pig.

Is that your answer?

That's wrong,

Uh,

A'.

Um, no.

It is illegal to chase an oil or grease pig and have dirty tires in Minnesota,

All right, in Nebraska, Here we go.

Trey, let's do this.

In

Okay.

I've lived in Nebraska

lived there.

Okay?

You cannot get married if you have A' venereal disease In Nebraska, it is illegal to sell beer at

In Nebraska, it is illegal to defecate in A' church bathroom.

defecating,

That's the lie you found it.

Oh my

'I thought by using the word defecate that maybe 'I would get you.

Okay.

Good job, Trey.

Okay.

In Tennessee, it is illegal to use A' lasso to catch A' fish.

In Tennessee, it is illegal to take leftovers home from A' restaurant.

In Tennessee, it's illegal to share your Netflix password.

Take home from A' restaurant.

That's the lie.

Good job.

But it is illegal to take home pie from A' restaurant that has like A' piece taken from it.

You can't take A' half eaten pie home from A' restaurant in Tennessee.

Don't know what that's about, but it's A' thing.

All right.

Okay, we have two more left.

In Vermont, it is illegal to paint A' horse even in times of war in Vermont.

It is illegal to get married on A' Tuesday in Vermont.

It is illegal for women to wear fake teeth without their husband's approval.

Getting married on A' Tuesday.

That's right.

Whoa.

does say that it's illegal to paint A' horse even in times four,

Um, all right, Trey last one is Wisconsin.

Here we go.

In Wisconsin, it is illegal to intentionally damage A' cheese hat In Wisconsin,

In Wisconsin, it is illegal to use butter substitutes without permiss.

substitutes

No, that's real.

'I made up the cheese hat.

permission from who?

like you can't just give someone margarine without saying, I'm giving you

Oh.

Like A', public establishment is not allowed to serve margarine as

It's for some sort of fear of an allergic reaction.

'I guess.

Well, 'I got nine wrong and 'I got four.

Right?

which really just goes to show these laws are crazy.

Trey just saying

Good job.

You did A'.

Really great job in stumping me.

thank you.

'I did.

'I did make up quite A'.

Few crazy laws, but not as crazy as the real ones.

A' Law in this.

Queen.

Do that.

I'm gonna sue you because you've publicly humiliated me.

No.

Try 'I would've gotten just as many wrong.

Okay.

Well that was fun.

Let's go back to Jacobi and Meyer.

Should we.

do it.

Review, That, Review.

All right.

We are back from that rousing embarrassing game break.

And now it is time to hear an entirely different side of the story.

But before we do, we gotta take A'.

Quick break for commercial.

If you forget your mom's birthday, that's your fault.

But if you fall because of A', broken sidewalk, damaged staircase, or poor lighting,

Jacobi Meyers one eight seven seven JM Lawyer A'.

Don't forget your mom's birthday.

That'll be your fault.

All right, so this is our five star review from Google for Jacobi Myers,

right.

Here we go.

'I, experienced A' slip and fall due to thawing poultry.

In A' Market on Thanksgiving Eve 2019, taken to the hospital and examined for hours once released.

'I was barely ambulatory.

Trying to find anyone who might help me get back to where my car was left on Thanksgiving Eve.

'I was A' mess.

My left knee looked like A' Melon.

All 'I was able to do was lie down and watch tv, but the pain and

'I was Angsting Do 'I return to the ER Energy Center.

How will 'I ready myself to visit my PCP on Monday?

It seemed like an insurmountable task since all 'I could do was lay around and watch tv.

'I had seen more than one of the Jacobian Meyers commercials and 'I

So 'I gave them A' call on Saturday, assuming they wouldn't be open, but they

'I heard back from them within the hour, gave them the basic rundown of what 'I had experienced,

Just having someone to talk to at that point in in time meant the world to me.

Shortly thereafter, 'I was contacted again and coupled with an attorney who would help me make

Her name was Gian.

Thanks to her efforts, it's been A' year and A' half.

But 'I can thankfully say my knee has healed completely and my back

'I underwent several therapy regimes and A', couple invasive procedures, and thankfully today,

Prior to my accident.

'I recommend Jacobi and Meyers to everyone and expressly Jan Gian.

For all the TLC 'I received

Mm.

Wait, so did they like have A' lawsuit or did they just

'I think that there was A' lawsuit.

'I agree with you that what, when 'I was reading it back, that wasn't explicitly clear.

Some of the other reviews that 'I read did like actually say dollar amounts

It does seem like for me, the positive reviews that Jacobian Meyers, to their

First and foremost, let's get you like into the doctors that you need to see and

And then, you know, once they have maybe even that documentation of like, Ashlyn

And that's why it takes A' little bit longer.

Cuz A' bunch of the five star reviews that 'I read were like, 'I got like my, the Max

Or like, it does seem like people do make, get their money, but it does take A' while

Wait.

Okay.

'I have A' question right off the top.

Yeah,

Ashlyn got injured thawing poultry.

no.

So Ashlyn was at the grocery store on Thanksgiving, Eve and 'I.

Guess there was some thawing poultry that had created A' puddle at the grocery store

Oh,

slipped and fell.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Imagine how dangerous it would be to own A' grocery store with like slip and falls.

Oh, oh

But you gotta be on top of it.

That's why they're like clean up at 'I L four.

You know what 'I mean?

Like you gotta, you have to be on top of it.

Cuz if somebody slips they can sue you and 'I don't know 'I wonder.

It is interesting that I've ended up picking A' review that didn't mention the money cuz 'I will

Like it does seem like there is an argument against the first one star review where

Don't know 'I wonder why.

Well, maybe it's still in process, but 'I actually wrote down something

right.

Which 'I actually think is like A' beautiful part of this that 'I didn't really

And then there was this lawsuit, and literally the day after the verdict was read is when

Oh wow.

But part of that point was that they would be an oversaturation and people wanting to

they lost the lawsuit, obviously.

They said that it was legal to

The

have commercials,

correct.

Right.

And it sort of changed the whole landscape.

You know, part of Jacobi Meyer's mission was common folk reaching common folk.

And that really speaks to me in this Ashland review because if you hurt yourself at the grocery

And Ashlyn's just like strung out, it's Thanksgiving, they're on the couch, their

Totally.

'I think it's like that's why 'I picked it.

It's almost like the perfect review in, in the sense that Jacobi Meyers obviously

What am 'I gonna do?

And 'I think it's interesting that Ashlyn is owning up to like, Yep.

'I was one of those people that was sitting at home and watching these

And that they reached back out to Ashlyn within the hour.

'I mean that's pretty remarkable.

And it was A' Saturday, right?

'I also like the phrase 'I was Angsting.

yeah, . 'I will say that in general the spelling and grammar was like

They also referred to the company as Jacobian Meyers, not Jacobi Meyers,

A'.

Jacobian

Jacobian Meyers

and 'I like that.

They pointed out Gian specifically because we do know that Jacobian Myers is like

Like you're not gonna actually be getting Stephen Myers at this point,

Yeah.

So it's helpful to know like who you are seeing because 'I mean, while

who's.

Brian or the baby or whoever she was dealing with.

But it's always helpful to know like, okay, well 'I know that Gne is good,

Yeah, 'I.

Find Ashlyn overall to be being truthful here.

'I.

It is curious to me though, now that you've mentioned that they said the law firm's

They said it correct in the bottom, like 'I recommend Jacobi n Meyers to everyone.

Like they spell G's name differently in two places.

'I think and

interesting.

'I.

Just think their spelling and grammar is not like 'I can't give them A'.

Hundred percent

Well, since we are unclear on the timeline of Jan's, uh, litigation

Okay.

'I 'I did know that we were gonna have this conversation about whether or not

'I don't know.

'I don't, doesn't feel coaxed.

To me.

'I just think that if it is coax that whoever wrote this review as like A'

As soon as 'I read thawing poultry 'I mean like what?

A' specific lie if you're gonna lie.

You know, like 'I almost give you props like, wow.

And for that I'm more apt to believe you,

Yeah.

Also, if A' law firm was coaxing reviews, that would be like, something

right?

Yeah.

'I don't think that they're coaxing reviews

but it does seem like since there's no mention of the lawsuit

And it's just going so well and like their body has recovered.

So they decided to leave A' review early

'I.

Think so.

'I mean May.

'I would think with A' supermarket there would be like A' settlement cuz like 'I don't

Yeah, exactly.

So I'm sure they like settled it cuz obviously 'I think that the point with Ash, which is

Lot of times when you think of these.

Slip and fall accidents.

It's like how do 'I cash in for the rest of my life so that 'I never have to

But 'I think what is more important is that Ashlyn was able to receive all of this medical

That definitely comes across.

If she hadn't called Jacobi Meyers and hadn't pursued this in the way that she

And 'I Am, even though I'm reading between the lines, A' little bit here, 'I do think that

Right.

And I'm sort of following the narrative you presented.

This is all on the front end so that they have A' record of everything

exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, 'I think 'I could crown this.

How do you feel?

'I feel like 'I can, 'I can definitely Crown Ashlyn.

Let's do it.

All right.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Go to school.

Unanimous.

The Queens are unanimous.

Four crowns.

Four crowns.

All right.

Trey, you go first.

Why four crowns for Ashlyn?

You know, 'I really feel like the majority of the review were able to like

There's A' lot of value to me about the emotional support and physical support that

If you really just feel completely incapacitated, they will at least

'I still was just sort of curious.

Okay, well then as far as like the law went, like what's the process like?

The fact that 'I don't have that clear answer makes me A' little suspicious.

But 'I believe Ashland 'I see the value that they received and it sort of opened

So 'I said four stars.

What about you?

Why did you say four?

Very similar reasoning.

'I.

Think it's A'.

Very good review.

'I believe Ashlyn.

But interesting point that you brought up that 'I didn't really consider the first

What happened with the settlement?

What happened with like the legal support in terms of, you know, monetary settlement

'I think they really do preach the like caring for you and like getting you what you deserve.

But 'I do think that part of it was missing.

So 'I couldn't go full.

Review Queen for that and the spelling and grammar.

So 'I went with four crowns, but 'I think it's A' solid review, certainly

But that doesn't take

Very true.

All right.

Good job, Ash.

'I.

Hope you're feeling like even better.

And 'I.

Hope you are rolling in some dough instead of rolling in some thaw poultry

Exactly.

And 'I gotta say, I've had A' lot of fun researching Jacobian Myers and seeing that they're

Like is this even A' real thing or is this just A' scam?

But me personally, having gone through so many five star reviews in this process,

And at the end of the day, like you were saying with A' lawsuit, what's wrong with that then?

Right.

If you're making yourself accessible to the people that need you and then you're

So 'I, think 'I did Judge Jacobi Myers maybe A' little bit before.

Going on this journey, and now after reading so many five star reviews, 'I think maybe

Yeah, no 'I am in A'.

Complete agreement with that statement cuz 'I 'I do feel like they're probably getting A' kickback.

I'm sure they have like they take A' certain cut of the settlements and they probably acquire

any lawyer.

Exactly.

And they're able to like get physical therapists and all this stuff.

Like, and everyone ends up getting paid.

But like, what's wrong with that?

You're helping people that need help.

Like, you know

Yeah.

Otherwise, Ashlyn would still be sitting on her couch watching TV and

We can't have

Like A' Vault,

That was fun.

Yeah.

Meyers, JM Lawyers,

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm in, I'm in 'I.

Mean 'I.

Hope 'I don't ever need them, but, But 'I 'I support it.

Great.

All right.

My Queen, Well, we have done it.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting, Trey for?

My Royal line.

So today 'I am going to take A' cue like you took A' Complaint from someone you know.

I'm gonna take My Royal Highness induction from David Pearlman's, assistant Didi's

'I will induct on their behalf.

ChelseyBD Don's merch designs.

Thank you.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.

So 'I, don't know if any of you listeners have ever looked at our merch,

We make jokes about always coming up with merch ideas, but we have like A' whole new line just

Discussed because Chelsea's brain is such A' visual design oriented, which is such A' gift

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And we don't really, haven't really discussed that you and 'I.

So I'm taking this opportunity on the show in front of all of our listeners to say thank you

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Aw, thank you, Trey.

That's very sweet.

Yeah, please hop on there and check it out.

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