The Southern Senpais watch Netflix's Bastard Season 2, episode 1 in this special watch along! Tune in for all the fun!

Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show where small town Southerners explore

big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.

Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

What's going on y'all?

It's Southern Senpais, two Southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.

I'm Nicholas.

I'm DJ.

And what are we doing today, DJ?

Today's gonna be a watch along episode.

Uh, today we are watching Bastard Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy.

Season 2?

Season 2 from Netflix, so...

Episode 1.

We have actually, uh, both of us have previously seen the first season.

Nicholas is very fond of this anime.

I personally think it's I do think it's funny.

I think it's pretty good.

He he I don't I don't hate it.

He likes to think that I do, but I don't.

He liked to turn his nose up at it.

Because it's not a, you know.

It's because it's not my type of anime.

So because of that, he's like, Oh, you only like anime that's good.

I mean, kind of.

This is good.

It is good.

But like, it's not like, it's not like I was like, you know, whatever.

That's not the point.

The point is that it's not VLAN Saga or attack on Titan.

I get it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's Vin.

Uh, but you say that these are, this is better than those.

I think it's . So anyway, I think it's a different category.

We're gonna a watch along.

I'm not trying to make the beginning part super long.

Okay.

Right.

Watch it on Netflix.

Just saying.

Oh, also, we do have, we are, we do have our scene enhancers, and something

that our, uh, someone DM'd us and asked us about our scene enhancers,

um, we do not condone drinking alcohol.

Yes.

Please drink responsibly.

Uh, uh, please be of age to drink responsibly.

But, uh, Nicholas and I are of age, and uh, what was our seed

enhancer called today, Nicholas?

It's called, uh, mead.

Yes, We Drinking Mead.

It is specifically from the Moonlight Meadery, our favorite mead place, and

this one's called Curtis Apple Pie.

One of the best ones they sell.

And we're actually not sponsored by them.

No, we're not.

We just, we just have it.

We just like it.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's really fun.

I don't know if you ever get a chance.

Alright, on to the episode.

So, if you're watching with us, I'm at zero, all, all the zeros.

I'll play it in three, two, one, play.

But um, there's the big N.

Oh, I am black.

I would just like to say that.

I am an African American.

I'm glad you said it and not me.

I'm already off to a great start.

I'm already off to a great start.

I know Nicholas's mom listens to this, so Miss Killian, just know

that it is me, DJ, who said that.

Your son is safe.

Who is this guy?

Who is that guy?

Who are these guys?

That's the guy from last season.

Ah, of course.

The Sorcerer's Shogun.

Oh, that's, that's uh, That's the Sorcerer's Shogun, yes.

Oh, yeah, this is the time lapse from last season is two years, right?

I forgot this we forgot to say that Well, I mean we wouldn't have to

say he's telling us that right now.

Oh He's apparently seen this before yeah jump the gun a

little bit huh just a little bit

But why

why why are you gonna kill everyone again?

Is he just evil?

Oh, you're the guy of destruction.

Okay.

That clears it up.

You know, how every guy thinks, I'm gonna wipe out the world and

build it back the way I want.

That usually just means more, more women, usually.

Right.

And I'm like the only guy, that's usually what that means.

Hey, yo!

Oh, they have this tiny, like, subtext on the bottom that's in Japanese

that we don't know what this says.

Yeah, we don't know what that means.

Samurai!

Samurai Jack!

I really hope it is Samurai.

Is it Samurai Jack?

It's probably, it's probably not, but like, oh, it's, it's his son.

It's this guy.

No.

I, I, I really like how they have these giant shoulder pads.

I'm really digging the 80's shoulder pads, yeah.

Hit him with the fireball, bro.

Well, I mean, you clearly have not conquered the kingdom.

No.

Did you guys just, you guys just got taken over with, like, like, earlier today.

This man has like a very nice collar and dress pants, where are you from?

Right.

This does not look like ancient times.

Well.

And as I said, I came in the feet of such a crook.

That is a

badass sword.

Cause he is the Sorcerer Shogun.

Did he murder everyone there?

Oh, he did.

Okay.

Yeah.

Wow.

WOW!

That guy was eating beets, clearly.

That's all his problem was.

Too many beets.

Yeah,

Shogun.

Shogun.

They only have shoulder pads.

That's the only armor they have.

They have, they're all wearing dress pants.

Have you noticed this?

They have like a buckle and everything.

I like how he's like, you know what?

I'm gonna be business casual today while I'm gonna go out to hero people.

Right?

Yes.

I mean, I do that.

your days of the classic

team battle was stolen from the room yes sir I will make you so sore but

enough to avoid a feud i've seen

you somewhere before of course not in a shade

Wait, Joshua.

Yes.

Yeah, that was the whole point.

Yeah.

Shut up, bitch.

Oh.

Little fan art.

Little fan service.

Real fan service there.

Little more fan service.

Alright.

You don't wear pants.

She has no nipples.

I think I think they're being covered by the by the red pieces there.

Oh

Yeah Yes,

I only have one shoulder pad

Well time to enhance the scene real fast

Cheers

It's so smooth, like the music is really good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

It is.

Who told you that?

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

These eyebrows, bro.

Wow, the one swipe?

You got one swiped?

Wow.

Laying down, passed out.

Who let this girl do this?

Titties flopping all over the place.

She's like, bending over.

For those of you who don't know, There's a whole bunch of fanservice in this

anime, Cause it's supposed to be, like, It's like, it's like, it's like, It's

supposed to make fun of fanservice.

Make fun of anime, basically.

This anime makes fun of anime.

This anime makes fun of anime.

And how ridiculous it is.

But like, in satire, in a satire way, That's actually funny.

Right.

Instead of them just saying like, Oh, isn't this funny?

Like, they don't say it out loud, But it's very clear.

And it's like, uh, uh, it's obvious, like, the only thing honest about

this anime is like the love of 80s anime that's clearly based off of Ha

ha!

Ha ha!

Oh ho ho!

Man!

Her ass is quivering!

Ha ha!

She got a quivering ass!

Ooh, Dark Schneider!

Yeah!

Dark Schneider!

It's me, the protagonist!

There's the one slowly walking towards everyone.

Who do you think it is?

Yoko.

Are you sure?

I haven't done a face review yet, so you don't really know.

Oh look, it's Yoko.

It's Yoko.

I'm

so surprised.

Metallicata.

It's supposed to be like a hard metal.

So, Metallicata.

I love the, the, the Mexican.

Binininini.

Yeah.

Summary.

Oh, dang, bro.

She is fine.

She, I mean, she is fine, bro.

I got, wait, why was your jacket off when you walked in and

then you just now put it on?

Hey, man.

Anime logic.

Don't question it.

Wait, I thought you guys were murdered.

Did you just get up off the floor?

Ha Y'all fake it, bro!

Y'all fake it, man!

You know what's funny?

It's like, I bet you, I would've, I don't know, I would've done the same thing.

I'm like, oh, he's killing people?

Yeah, let me just lie down real fast.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

The sorcerer shogun's killing people?

Yeah, let me just...

Oh no!

I'm dead!

You got me!

Let me take a nap.

Oh no!

Oh yeah?

You promise?

Ha ha

ha!

Yo, no toe so toe.

The Dark Schneider.

His name is Schneider.

It's the greatest name.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

One of the samurais is, is a huge pervert.

I will say this, I don't really appreciate the zoom ins on

the butts and the tits I get.

I'm not gonna do another zoom in on the ass.

Uh, I mean on the uh, on the male crotch there.

That before in an anime.

So he is a uh...

Super perv, isn't he?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a super perv.

Woah!

Woah!

Ha ha ha!

Is

he wearing a regular t shirt?

That's a time traveler.

Ha

ha

ha!

Ice!

Something wrong?

Because you are like eight feet tall, bro.

Wasn't this a, weren't you a person before?

Yeah, I thought it was, he's a person.

Seal the source show gun.

Yes.

Every time they answer a que ask a question, they're always like, yes.

the progress she made.

Oh, of course.

Next, next question is gonna be, the answer's gonna be yes.

Watch this.

I'm gonna say yes with 'em.

Indeed.

Yes, of course.

Hang, yes, determination.

Oh yeah?

So this is the main Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Another word for that's right.

How many times did I say yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Say yes again.

No, you can't do the speech.

Yes.

So that was the end of season one.

Yeah.

Obviously because it's season two, episode one, so.

Oh,

this dude's such a pervert.

Yes.

Go kill him.

Being a pervert is not part of the samurai way.

Hi, I'm a small child, and I turn into the guy who you, uh,

Promised your virginity to.

Yeah, basically.

Did you just kiss this child again?

Yeah, that's, that's one.

You kiss this child to release the, the, the magical seal

that lets the adult within him.

I predict that she's going to have to get more and more

explicit as the season goes on.

Probably.

But it's okay since it's an older woman and a small child.

Or a small male child.

Right.

Because apparently it, it, that way it doesn't matter.

But if it's the reverse, it's, it's...

Actually, this is anime.

They do the reverse, like, all the time, actually.

All the time.

Whoa, this is the first episode?

What?

No, this is episode No it's not!

Hey, look, I'm Okay.

Sorry about that everybody, it just like clicked over to the second episode.

I don't know why I did that.

Anyway, uh, Nicholas, what'd you think of this first episode that you've

seen for the second time apparently?

Amazing, man.

No, I thought,

this is one of my This is, this anime does not take itself seriously

at all and makes fun of everything.

Yeah.

80s, you know, I mean, that's with the shoulder pads, right?

Because right, the big shoulder pads, the like, Oh, the name of the Metallica

is like the name of the Metallica.

Yes.

The name of the city, the over the top, you know, Shatner type,

you know, monologues and dialogue.

Everyone says yes.

After asking a question.

You know, the, the over, overarching fanciful armor.

Alright, alright, no one cares about that.

Let's have some real questions here.

When, would you rather be a sorcerer or one of the ninjas?

Or would you rather be a samurai?

Cause they're clearly, cause they're clearly like distinctions.

Uh, I'd rather be a Sorcerer's Shogun.

Okay.

Alright, alright, alright.

Now, what is your main element?

Because clearly, they have a bunch of elements, but like,

they clearly have one main one.

That they use.

Lightning.

Why?

Because lightning's the best.

Cool.

All right.

Well guys, this has been, uh, Southern Senpais.

I'm DJ.

I'm Nicholas.

I will see you next time.

See ya.

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