Today’s story is “Nobody’s Home” by Pascal Farful, who spends much of his time as a fursuiter and musician, but is occasionally known to pick up a pen and paper, and you can find more of his stories on his FurAffinity page.
Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.
You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.
Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and today’s story is
Speaker:“Nobody’s Home” by Pascal Farful,
Speaker:who spends much of his time as a fursuiter and musician,
Speaker:but is occasionally known to pick up a pen and paper,
Speaker:and you can find more of his stories
Speaker:on his FurAffinity page.
Please enjoy:“Nobody’s Home”
Please enjoy:by Pascal Farful
Please enjoy:James the Rat awoke one sleepy Thursday morning
Please enjoy:in a small town near Woking, England.
Please enjoy:He looked over to see his husband Harry,
Please enjoy:an otter, looking back at him,
Please enjoy:smiling. The two got out of bed and started to organise their day,
Please enjoy:everything seeming to be normal.
Please enjoy:Things only began to be abnormal,
Please enjoy:when Harry went to the letterbox and saw at least forty letters having been pushed through it.
Please enjoy:The otter scratched his head, before turning to James.
Please enjoy:"I think someone put these through our door as a prank.
Please enjoy:prank." Harry grumbled, starting to gather them up.
Please enjoy:"Fucking kids these days...
Please enjoy:days..." The rat muttered,
Please enjoy:going into the kitchen to start working on breakfast,
Please enjoy:noting how... quiet
Please enjoy:everything felt. He opened a window and switched on the radio.
Please enjoy:He could hear a crackle of a definite radio transmission...
Please enjoy:but no sound of music...
Please enjoy:or presenters... or adverts... or... anything! "Hmm...
Please enjoy:Classic Rock Radio's gone out too...
Please enjoy:too..." He said, before starting to reprogramme it.
Please enjoy:Harry then walked into the kitchen too.
Please enjoy:"Um... James... dear..." He said quietly, stepping closer.
Please enjoy:"I'm... getting kinda... freaked." He muttered.
Please enjoy:James looked over to Harry,
Please enjoy:then nodded. "Don't worry,
Please enjoy:I'm sure it's just a coinci
Please enjoy:-" he began, before dialing in Radio 1
Please enjoy:"Attention. This is an emergency broadcast. If you can hear this message,
Please enjoy:remain in your homes.
Please enjoy:Remain calm. Listen to updates from the police and local authorities." The radio voice said,
Please enjoy:before looping, perhaps infinitely.
Please enjoy:Harry stood dumbstruck,
Please enjoy:before grabbing James around the waist
Please enjoy:and gripping tight.
Please enjoy:"My god! James! What will we do?!"
Please enjoy:The otter cried. James’ eyes narrowed. "Hmm...
Please enjoy:well... we'll start by doing exactly as it says...
Please enjoy:but not before some breakfast." He grumbled.
Please enjoy:"D'ya want tea of coffee?"
Please enjoy:After about five minutes, the two were sat in the living room.
Please enjoy:Harry was petrified, sitting with his arms around James,
Please enjoy:nervously sipping his coffee.
Please enjoy:James seemed more confident, or at least,
Please enjoy:less scared. He picked up the phone and proceeded to ring the police.
Please enjoy:After dialing 999,
Please enjoy:nobody would answer to transfer him.
Please enjoy:James' confidence began to fail at this point.
Please enjoy:"Oh god..." He whispered.
Please enjoy:"What! What's going on!?"
Please enjoy:Harry cried, vicing his arms tighter around his husband.
Please enjoy:James eased the phone down
Please enjoy:and turned to face Harry, practically about to cry. "There's
Please enjoy:nobody there...
Please enjoy:nobody at all..." Harry put his head in his hands
Please enjoy:and started to sob.
Please enjoy:James slowly put his arms around Harry.
Please enjoy:"It's okay... I... It must just be...
Please enjoy:be..." He said, looking out the window...
Please enjoy:but that was a grave sight too.
Please enjoy:The buildings looked to be intact,
Please enjoy:but there was nobody driving around, or walking around...
Please enjoy:it was deadly quiet...
Please enjoy:The rat got to his feet.
Please enjoy:"What is it?" Harry asked, looking up.
Please enjoy:"Nothing..." James whispered,
Please enjoy:"Oh don't give me that!"
Please enjoy:Harry barked, grabbing a pillow and trying to drive it through his skull,
Please enjoy:but unable to even cause himself minor pain.
Please enjoy:"Nono! That's what I mean!
Please enjoy:There's nothing out there!
Please enjoy:No people, nobody driving around... it's as if... people just...
Please enjoy:disappeared!" James uttered.
Please enjoy:Harry lowered the pillow and gulped.
Please enjoy:"Oh my god... what... what are we to do?" The otter asked again.
Please enjoy:"What if it's poisonous out there?"
Please enjoy:James shook his head.
Please enjoy:"I doubt it, I opened a window in the kitchen and I haven't had any ill effect.
Please enjoy:effect." Harry scratched the back of his head.
Please enjoy:"You mean to tell me that all the people have simply...
Please enjoy:disappeared?" James nodded.
Please enjoy:"That's what I think...
Please enjoy:think..." The rat said, turning to face Harry again.
Please enjoy:"Got any other ideas?"
Please enjoy:He asked. The otter went red
Please enjoy:and shook his head.
Please enjoy:"So... if nobody's around...
Please enjoy:what should we do?"
Please enjoy:He asked. James scratched his head.
Please enjoy:"I think we should make sure we're alone...
Please enjoy:alone..." He said. "And then, I suggest we go supply shopping...
Please enjoy:or... well, for a want of a better word...
Please enjoy:loot the shops." He said.
Please enjoy:Harry jumped up and was about to say something, but James stopped him.
Please enjoy:"If we're the only ones left alive,
Please enjoy:we can take what we need to survive.
Please enjoy:survive." He said. After a hanging silence,
Please enjoy:Harry nodded, getting to his feet and walking around to the front room,
Please enjoy:noticing the letters again.
Please enjoy:"What about... those?"
Please enjoy:The otter asked. James pondered.
Please enjoy:"Hmm... how about you open them while I go scout out around town.
Please enjoy:town." The rat offered. Harry very firmly shook his head.
Please enjoy:"No fucking way." The otter said. "I'm not leaving you."
Please enjoy:James would open his mouth to complain...
Please enjoy:but closed it again,
Please enjoy:unable to find a reason not to.
Please enjoy:"But... what if someone tries to break into our house?"
Please enjoy:He suggested at last.
Please enjoy:Harry shrugged. "Well, if we're not in, they'll steal all our stuff.
Please enjoy:If we're in, they'll steal all our stuff because I dunno about you,
Please enjoy:but I'm not going to get myself killed.
Please enjoy:killed." The otter said firmly.
Please enjoy:James nodded. "I'll lock the place up as best I can...
Please enjoy:then we'll head out.
Please enjoy:out." The rat said. After about ten or twenty minutes,
Please enjoy:James and Harry were stood outside the house,
Please enjoy:the rat locking the door
Please enjoy:and putting his keys back in his pocket,
Please enjoy:hand moving to hold his husband’s.
Please enjoy:The two walked to the edge of their garden
Please enjoy:and peer around.
Please enjoy:In their view they could see a bike dumped on the side of the road
Please enjoy:and an abandoned car.
Please enjoy:Everything else looked normal,
Please enjoy:if empty. They stood there for a while,
Please enjoy:waiting to see if anyone turned up.
Please enjoy:Nobody did. The village...
Please enjoy:perhaps the county...
Please enjoy:county...England... Europe... maybe even the whole world...
Please enjoy:was empty... except for them.
Please enjoy:The two men looked at each other.
Please enjoy:"Well... fuck." James said simply to Harry. ---
Please enjoy:James and Harry walked up the street,
Please enjoy:taking in the empty buildings
Please enjoy:and the abandoned cars...
Please enjoy:There were no signs of distress... no signs of suffering...
Please enjoy:of pain... just... nothing...
Please enjoy:everyone was gone...
Please enjoy:The two walked hand-in-hand,
Please enjoy:taking a moment to walk over to a pub
Please enjoy:on the other side of the road.
Please enjoy:The door was open,
Please enjoy:the pair stepping inside.
Please enjoy:It was empty like everything else...
Please enjoy:there were a few full bottles of spirits on the back wall behind the bar...
Please enjoy:a few marks where a cleaner had wiped down the tops of the tables
Please enjoy:as well as brooms,
Please enjoy:a bin... nothing that stood out as being harmful.
Please enjoy:James walked to the bar
Please enjoy:and peer behind it,
Please enjoy:seeing if anything was hidden there. There
Please enjoy:was nothing out of the ordinary.
Please enjoy:Harry went to the bin
Please enjoy:and rife through it...
Please enjoy:he too finding nothing of interest.
Please enjoy:The otter’s head bolted up
Please enjoy:when he heard the till open.
Please enjoy:"James!" He growled.
Please enjoy:The rat slammed the till shut.
Please enjoy:"What?" He asked. Harry took a pace closer,
Please enjoy:eyes on his husband.
Please enjoy:"You’re... you're not robbing them... are you?"
Please enjoy:He asked. James narrowed his eyes.
Please enjoy:"Of course not... why would I?
Please enjoy:There's nobody on the planet to give money to.
Please enjoy:to." He said, stepping back from behind the bar.
Please enjoy:Harry solemnly nodded.
Please enjoy:"If you're right that there's nobody... then I guess taking things... isn't that bad...
Please enjoy:bad..." He muttered. James was about to turn
Please enjoy:and pick up a fancy-looking bottle of gin,
Please enjoy:but he decided against it.
Please enjoy:"Oh god... I don't know... what to do...
Please enjoy:do..." The rat moaned, putting his head in his hands.
Please enjoy:Harry looked back to the open door of the pub.
Please enjoy:"Alright... I think what we need to do...
Please enjoy:is what you said before... stock up.
Please enjoy:up." He said. "Essentials, bottled water,
Please enjoy:foods that keep for long periods of time.
Please enjoy:time." The otter said. James nodded,
Please enjoy:walking back to the door,
Please enjoy:the two walking through it,
Please enjoy:the rat having some faint hope
Please enjoy:that by opening the door again people would somehow return to the streets,
Please enjoy:but nobody did... as much as James didn't want to admit it...
Please enjoy:they were alone. The two walked up to a local shop,
Please enjoy:the door open, and look around as the place lay empty.
Please enjoy:Thankfully due to the advancements in solar and wind power,
Please enjoy:the town wouldn't lose power,
Please enjoy:the wind-farms and the solar panels would power them,
Please enjoy:as long as the wind and the sun didn't abandon them like seemingly everything else had prior...
Please enjoy:The two took paper bags and began to fill them with bottles of water,
Please enjoy:soon having four bags of them,
Please enjoy:each taking two bags.
Please enjoy:and taking them back to their house.
Please enjoy:They returned to look over the foods.
Please enjoy:"I still feel... a little guilty about this." Harry said.
Please enjoy:James nodded. "But you understand that, you know...
Please enjoy:if we don't do this...
Please enjoy:we'll die... right?"
Please enjoy:He said The otter meekly returned the nod,
Please enjoy:before the pair returned to contemplating the food.
Please enjoy:"Should we take foods that expire soon?
Please enjoy:Eat them up... then take things that expire the day after and so on?"
Please enjoy:Harry suggested. James smiled.
Please enjoy:"Good thinkin' Harry.
Please enjoy:Harry." He said. The otter blushed and smiled,
Please enjoy:the pair starting to look through the food,
Please enjoy:picking out things that expired that day,
Please enjoy:sharing it out between them
Please enjoy:and eating what didn't need cooking as they did so.
Please enjoy:"Do you think we should take some of this stuff anyway to freeze it to use later?"
Please enjoy:James asked. Harry pondered.
Please enjoy:"Well... what about the other shops too?" He asked.
Please enjoy:"Oh Christ Harry!
Please enjoy:I don't think we could eat all the food from just this little place,
Please enjoy:let alone another shop's worth!"
Please enjoy:James cried. Harry nodded bleakly.
Please enjoy:"I think we should just take what can.
Please enjoy:can." He said. James nodded too
Please enjoy:and they both took out more paper bags.
Please enjoy:"Okay... so let's take enough food for us for each day,
Please enjoy:overestimate it and then hopefully we'll have our fridge, freezer and cupboards full,
Please enjoy:eat through it and then get more.
Please enjoy:more." The rat said. Harry,
Please enjoy:heart pounding, nodded.
Please enjoy:"We'd better do fruits and vegetables first, since they rot." He said.
Please enjoy:After a few hours,
Please enjoy:Harry and James had their house
Please enjoy:full of food. James stood in the hall,
Please enjoy:reading the letters that had been put through the doorway.
Please enjoy:None of them were hostile,
Please enjoy:however one... one... This letter was addressed directly to James, instead of being to Mr. and Mr. Portsmouth.
Please enjoy:He opened it and read it to himself.
Please enjoy:"Dear James It's Mark here,"
Please enjoy:James gulped. Mark was his best friend,
Please enjoy:a squirrel. He was the best man at his and Harry's wedding.
Please enjoy:He lived up in Basingstoke.
Please enjoy:"It's Mark here, I thought I'd better write to you as I hope this kinda thing'd get through a little easier…
Please enjoy:given what’s been going on...
Please enjoy:on..." James' level of worry began to escalate.
Please enjoy:"But people... people just started disappearing.
Please enjoy:The milkman came but the shops were empty,
Please enjoy:the streets were too.
Please enjoy:Nobody on the radio either.
Please enjoy:I saw the postman on his rounds
Please enjoy:and figured at least he might be able to get something through to you.
Please enjoy:I hope this letter finds you.
Please enjoy:you... I hope you are doing well...
Please enjoy:If you could please.
Please enjoy:please... well, I know I don't trust the telephones...
Please enjoy:but if you could give us a call, it’d put me at ease that maybe I’m not alone.
Please enjoy:Yours Mark Westbrook
Please enjoy:His number was then left at the bottom of the page.
Please enjoy:James raced to the phone
Please enjoy:and punched in the number, before sitting on the sofa,
Please enjoy:listening to the phone ring.
Please enjoy:It rang... ...and it rang...
Please enjoy:It rang for what felt like an eternity.
Please enjoy:James' hopes began to die...
Please enjoy:he had hoped Mark hadn't met the same end as his hopes...
Please enjoy:James began to cry
Please enjoy:and went to hang up the phone.
Please enjoy:Click. "Hello? Is anyone there?" Came a voice through the phone.
Please enjoy:James froze. "M... Mark?
Please enjoy:Please, oh unholy gods please let that be you!"
Please enjoy:Out from the phone again,
Please enjoy:"James? James you’re alive?
Please enjoy:Y-yes it's me, Mark.
Please enjoy:Mark." The rat nearly exploded in tears.
Please enjoy:"Oh Mark! How glad I am to hear your voice!" He wept.
Please enjoy:The two settle in to talk for a long while.
Please enjoy:"Have you two rung your families?" Mark asked
Please enjoy:at last, through occasional sniffs.
Please enjoy:James gulped again.
Please enjoy:"Well... no... they haven't talked to us since the wedding...
Please enjoy:I kinda left out... the part about marrying a man...
Please enjoy:man..." He muttered. He heard Mark's pause. "Alright.
Please enjoy:"Alright... well, I might as well drive down to you if that's alright.
Please enjoy:alright." The squirrel said.
Please enjoy:"Oh yes of course!"
Please enjoy:James cried James then heard Harry call out from the kitchen.
Please enjoy:"There's no way me and you'll be able to eat all this!"
Please enjoy:"Well, it's alright, because Mark is alive and well
Please enjoy:and he's going to come on down!"
Please enjoy:James called. "Oh thank fuck…
Please enjoy:there is intelligent life!"
Please enjoy:Harry panted, stumbling back towards the living room.
Please enjoy:Mark laughed down the phone.
Please enjoy:"Alright! I won't hang around!"
Please enjoy:He said. "I'll see ya soon!".
Please enjoy:"Drive safe!” James added,
Please enjoy:before dropping the phone back on the reciever.
Please enjoy:He beamed as he got up and went out into the hallway.
Please enjoy:His surprise was only extended by finding Harry stood on the stairs clad in only a pair of dark grey and light blue patterned speedos.
Please enjoy:The otter blushed with a smile.
Please enjoy:"It's just us... what's wrong with showing off a little?"
Please enjoy:He asked. James gulped and went red,
Please enjoy:loosening the button of the formal shirt he wore
Please enjoy:with his pin-stripped black suit.
Please enjoy:Harry wore a comfortable,
Please enjoy:confident, elegant smile
Please enjoy:and descend the stairs, before walking up to James
Please enjoy:and adopting a grin.
Please enjoy:James remained bashfully quiet,
Please enjoy:going very red and trembling slightly.
Please enjoy:"My god... you’re beautiful..."
Please enjoy:Harry chuckled softly,
Please enjoy:before giving James a kiss to the lips.
Please enjoy:"Well... do you remember on our honeymoon,
Please enjoy:how you always said how you wanted to walk the streets without your trousers on...
Please enjoy:if nobody was around to watch?"
Please enjoy:The otter grinned.
Please enjoy:The rat blushed and laughed,
Please enjoy:rubbing the back of his
Please enjoy:head. “Oh yes… well… maybe I did say that. But
Please enjoy:-but… only if nobody was around…”.
Please enjoy:Harry chuckled "Well, whaddaya know...
Please enjoy:nobody's around." He whispered.
Please enjoy:James shuddered with excitement,
Please enjoy:still cherry red of the face,
Please enjoy:and nod. He nervously undid his trousers,
Please enjoy:them dropping down his slender legs
Please enjoy:and stepping his legs out of them
Please enjoy:and hanging up his trousers.
Please enjoy:It was a times like this that James wished he hadn’t chosen to wear odd socks.
Please enjoy:The smile remained,
Please enjoy:broadening to a grin,
Please enjoy:one which twitched with budding excitement.
Please enjoy:Harry giggled, before kissing him
Please enjoy:again. "C'mon... let's sit by the
Please enjoy:river." The otter said, walking to the front door and opening it.
Please enjoy:James smiled and followed him,
Please enjoy:locking the door behind them.
Please enjoy:They walked through the warm dusk to the riverbank
Please enjoy:just past the shop.
Please enjoy:The sounds of crickets and lapping water
Please enjoy:massaged the midsummer air.
Please enjoy:The two sat together beside the river,
Please enjoy:watching the shimmering waters,
Please enjoy:the two men alone...
Please enjoy:free to do as they pleased.
Please enjoy:They made love as the light faded
Please enjoy:and the nightlight rolled in,
Please enjoy:the moon the only witness to their night of passion.
Please enjoy:Short of breath, they lay together and looked up at the stars,
Please enjoy:clothes discarded,
Please enjoy:Harry's arm and leg around James,
Please enjoy:the pair nuzzling each other tenderly.
Please enjoy:"I... I guess I can get used to this...
Please enjoy:this..." James said with a chuckle and a nervous smile.
Please enjoy:Harry nodded. "Yeah...
Please enjoy:I can too, as long as I’ve got you~"
Please enjoy:he said, before the pair kissed again...
Please enjoy:Later that night,
Please enjoy:Mark came and lie down with them,
Please enjoy:the rat and the otter scrambling to redress,
Please enjoy:a problem particularly for James who didn’t have any trousers to put back on.
Please enjoy:With blushes shared, the three looked fondly up at the stars, before falling asleep
Please enjoy:one by one... It seemed,
Please enjoy:with the right people by your side,
Please enjoy:perhaps the apocalypse might not be so bad…
Please enjoy:This was “Nobody’s Home”
Please enjoy:by Pascal Farful,
Please enjoy:read for you by Khaki,
Please enjoy:your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:Thank you for listening
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