We kick off Sparks’ 1982 album Angst in My Pants with its iconic title track — a jittery, tightly wound burst of nervous energy that has grown into one of the band’s most beloved songs. Although it was only released as a single in Germany, the track has since become one of Sparks’ most-streamed and most-performed pieces, a true early-80s signature moment.

In this episode, we look at how Ron and Russell scrapped their original version at the last minute and rebuilt the entire track in a single day, giving it the punchy, restless feel it carries today. We discuss the lo-fi, drum-loop-driven production, the dry and upfront vocals, and the oddly addictive structure with no conventional chorus — just repetition, tension, and forward motion.

We cover the lyrics’ mix of anxiety, wit, and unmistakable Maelian imagery, from yacht trips and yellow legal pads to a condition that “hopefully doesn’t show.” We also trace the song’s life beyond the album: its appearance in Valley Girl and Yellowjackets, its many live arrangements, and the surprising number of cover versions across genres, from punk to synth-pop to Catalan rock.

A classic opener, a strange mini-masterpiece, and a perfect way to begin our journey through Angst in My Pants.