Stargate SG1 S7E2 - All Confidence, Bad Segue

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Hello,

and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you know I don't.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey bits.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I'm

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gimme the bits.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: The bits?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm Ben.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm Victor.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: You

are a just the bits guy, Ben.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Give me just

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gimme the bits, Petey.

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Gimme the bits.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: We are

on our ninth episode of Stargate SG

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Chevron 9, locked in place.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: season

seven, episode two, Homecoming.

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If this is your first time

listening, how appropriate that

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you would join us mid season.

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Uh, we are, we are a podcast that

picks a show none of us have ever seen,

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watches the pilot, rolls some dice,

skips some episodes, goes on to that

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next one, and then tries to figure

out what the hell happened in between.

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Welcome.

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This is, this is the perfect podcast to

jump into the middle of a season four.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The less you know, the better.

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The less we know, the better.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Absolutely, that is the game.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: So we've

got Season 7, Episode 2, Homecoming.

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But before we get to that, we're

going to continue our fan recasting.

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I use the term fan lately, as people

who have seen 9 episodes of Stargate.

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With General Hammond.

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Heh

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

General Hammond?

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Part of the Stargate Project?

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In the mountain?

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I think Ben does a better General

Hammond, which is ironic because

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I'm actually from Texas, but

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, he's not from Texas, so

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: He's not?

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General Hammond's from Texas?

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Oh, you're talking about the actor?

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Oh,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

which I know because I did some research.

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I, I, I, when I get more than

10 minutes of, of warning, I put

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too much thought into things.

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Ja'far knows this.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Can confirm

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well, Ben, you've put so much thought

into it, why don't you go ahead

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and take us on our journey here?

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Who's,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I will take us off the top.

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Absolutely.

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So.

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, General Hammond played by Don S.

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Davis, is from Missouri.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

And, So I decided to go with

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another one of my favorite

actors, who's also from Missouri.

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I'm gonna go with Timothy Amundsen.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Once

again, I have to look this up.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So, Timothy Amundsen you may know him

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from such things as well, if you're my

wife, the Disney kids movie, Luck of the

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Irish, where he plays an evil leprechaun.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I recognize it.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

First thing my wife and I watched when

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we got Disney Plus was Luck of the Irish

because she's like, this was my 90s.

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Um, he was long runningly

Detective Lassiter in Psych,

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one of my favorite shows.

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He's also fantastic as the king

in Galavant a TV show I just made

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Ja'far for his illicit service.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

then delete all of this.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah.

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uh, he's going to be Hephaestus in

the new Percy Jackson series, which

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I've been hearing good things about.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Holy crap, he's been in a lot.

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Yeah.

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I just

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: he,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I just looked

him up on IMDB and I just immediately

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recognized him as Kane on Supernatural.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

it's one of those weird things

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where I get mad at IMDB for

what they do they're known as.

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Because one of the things he's known

as, known from is Starship Troopers.

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He is in six seconds of Starship

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He's in Starship Troopers?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He is in the ad for Are You Psychic.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: yeah,

he's the guy with the third eye

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that pops out of his forehead.

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Okay, yeah.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

do you think you're psychic?

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Come talk

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to your, your local Psi

Core that's not Psi Core.

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Would you like to know more?

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Yeah, but Timothy Amundsen,

, he's at that right age.

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He's got, he's, he's got that that

distinguished salt and pepper going on.

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We know he can do the episodic thing.

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We know he can do, , if he needs to

do an action scene, he can do it.

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But if he's just going to be the guy

back at base yelling and being like,

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God dammit, what are they doing?

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He can absolutely do that.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

And he's from Missouri.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He's from Missouri.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I am very

glad that our current General Hammond,

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that they decided to make him Texan and

they did not give him a Missouri accent.

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Oh, they're gonna go through the Stargate.

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Get your SG 1 teams in there.

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Glad you didn't do that.

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Oh, Teal'c, what are you

doing with that stuff there,

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alright are you ready,

Jaffar, or should I go next?

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Okay,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah,

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I'm ready.

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Mine's real quick, because , I'm gonna

admit, I kinda cheated on this one.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

What?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Well, I did not break any

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rules of the game, to be clear.

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When I say I cheated, I mean, when

I think General Hammond, I think

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of the other famous fictional

Hammond who's an old white dude.

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Which is Hammond from Jurassic

Park, our favorite necromancer.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Wait, what?

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Huh?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

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John Hammond, in Jurassic Park.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The original Jurassic Park?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

The original Jurassic Park.

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the

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guy who The guy who's like,

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, he's got the the hat and

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the huge ring on his finger.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Yeah, he's got the huge rings of

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power and the necromancer staff

with the mosquito and amber.

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Yeah.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I never considered him a

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necromancer, but that totally fits.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Jaffar DM'd a D& D campaign

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where we had to fight Richard

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Attenborough.

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He was a dinosaur necromancer.

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It

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: smart.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah, the

whole, that whole campaign was movie bits.

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I found movies and I made them D& D

things, and so it started with like

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there's like a Thanos bad guy I remember

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I remember we we had a Gravity episode

where the main bad guy had nailed the

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party to the sky, which is my favorite 3 5

epic level spell, where it's a spell that

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launches you into geosynchronous orbit.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: What?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: And they had

to scramble together a shelter, create

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air in it, and then find a way to land it.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

good for second level party.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: You

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guys had create and

stuff, you made it work.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

it was awful.

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I hated that session.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh heh.

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And we didn't get to do Gnome

Diehard, but that was the next game.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, that sounds amazing.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: It

was Diehard in a Gnome Tower,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: You know what?

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Just screw this podcast.

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Let's play some D& D right now.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

I'd be here for some D& D, just

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Group, but theoretically all the

hosts will be at STLV together.

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So, that could be a fun time to

maybe do a Star Trek Adventures game,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Something, yeah.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I we'll,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And get back to that.

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But Richard Attenborough is your pick?

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Bro,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

though he's been dead for a while.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

yeah, this is a fantasy cast, so yeah.

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I'm so sure.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I don't care.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Speaking of, well, and while while Vic

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is thinking speaking of necromancy while

I was looking stuff up, our, our General

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Hammond, Don Davis Alas, he died in 2008,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, damn!

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

he's, he's been gone for a little bit.

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He died of a heart attack.

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I mean, he was born in, in 1942.

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He was, you know, he had, he had

a, a full life, of a working actor.

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But do you want to guess when

his last credit on IMDB is

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for a man who died in 2008?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Oh, uh,

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2016.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: he

seems like the type of guy who just

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keeps on, until he keels over, up

until like the day he, passes on

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: some archival

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you, you think right before he.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: or something.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Right before he died.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm gonna say: 2007

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At the, at the earliest.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

: 2017

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

What was he in?

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What was he in?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So apparently he was in Twin Peaks.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

kept, they kept using , his

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likeness in Twin Peaks as they

kept making new Twin Peaks stuff.

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So, even though he died a decade

earlier, he plays apparently a , Major

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General Briggs in Twin Peaks.

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Uh,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I hope

they used archive footage instead

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of trying to do the weird CGI thing.

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Cause that, that still

hasn't been perfected.

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Yeah.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: the guy

who famously said, What a fucking

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travesty to think that you've

watched a movie on your cell phone.

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Is gonna be really up on using AI actors.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: didn't

work too well with oh what is his name?

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Deathstarguy in Rogue One.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Tarkin.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Oh Tarkin.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, but I felt like

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Peter Cushing.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I felt

like they did a really good job with

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Carrie Fisher, even though it was

only like 3 seconds, but I think

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they did a good job with that one.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Peter Cushing, OBE Ben?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

O B E.

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Jaffer.

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Order of the British Empire.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Nice.

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Alright, so, I've been thinking

about this one for a while, and

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I'm still torn because I am burnt.

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I'm very badly burned!

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, I'm torn between two actors,,

both of whomst were in Godzilla

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King of the Monsters, which is

the greatest piece of cinematic

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history that's ever been produced

in the entire history of the Earth.

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The first one

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: that's

a roaring, roaring endorsement.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

ha ha ha I've been a Godzilla fan

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since God, before I could walk.

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But my first pick , he's very famously

known among our fanbase for The Expanse.

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David Strathairn.

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I'm probably saying that wrong.

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David Strathairn.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, yeah, I know that guy.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, he

played Clay Ashford in The Expanse,

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and I absolutely loved Clay Ashford.

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God, I wish we would've

gotten more of him.

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I, I could've gone for a whole

spinoff series just, greatest

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Space Pirate, whoever lived.

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But here's where I'm torn because

I love him as Clayish Ashford, and

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.

It was, it was weird seeing him not doing the Belter accent.

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, but I still would love to see him so

my other pick it was also in Godzilla

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King of the Monsters is Aisha Hines as

she played the commander of the Argo

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the big kaiju fighting aircraft in

that movie and I thought she was great.

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She just like portrayed a perfect,

, military commander, and she's bald.

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She pulled off the bald look really well.

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So that worked well for

General Hammond, so.

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I don't know, one of those two,

I'm gonna flip a coin right now.

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Got my coin flipping app on my phone.

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Okay, let's

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, no, shoot.

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I've got THE coin, so I'll flip it, you

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, you've got the coin?

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Okay give me, give me

heads, Ashford tails,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We've got tails.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Tails.

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Alright, Ayesha Hines..

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Perfect.

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I'll place this up on the in

the Dominion Media Research Lab

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later tonight after we record.

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And leave it up to the fans.

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Speaking of which, our last recast

that we did for Major Carter Very

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surprisingly, I, finally, I won again.

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Ha ha ha.

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Not that this is a competition, we're

just doing this just for fun, of course.

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But I won again.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Oh, man

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when I checked I was winning

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I,

we were tied for a long time.

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Your pick for Melissa Fumero

yeah, and my pick of Rosalind Pike

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were tied for the longest time.

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But checking right now, I

got 15 votes, you're at 11.

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Surprisingly, Melanise Grafano

only got, nine votes, which I was,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: taste.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ah, I

was for sure she was going to, she

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was going to win this by a landslide

because everyone loves Captain Patel and

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everyone loves cocksucking letter gang.

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So I, that

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I really

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like both of your castings, so

I'm not a little upset by this.

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It just means that I'm gonna have

to recast someone else's her later.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: for sure.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

a show with the three of them if it

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was just the three of them I'm gonna

say okay the three of them and Tig

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Notaro going on space adventures.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, dude, that would be it.

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I'm, I'm, I'm down.

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We'll call it SG 8 or something.

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Nice.

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Well, speaking of

Stargate, today's episode

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Yeah, that's a segue.

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You almost had a segue.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

almost had to say it.

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Sorry.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

You got to commit

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

You gotta commit to the

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm,

I'm still, I'm still a newbie here.

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I'm still the,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: no, no.

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no.

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That was a good one.

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You know.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That was terrible.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No, no, no.

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It's all about how you sell it.

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It's segwaying is 90%

confidence, 10% making sense.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: This

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yep, so

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: can

overconfidence anything, if it makes it

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sound like if you, if you believe enough

that they're related, you can do it.

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'cause what was your segment,

speaking of the Stargate?

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So Ben say they can be SSG eight

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and

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then I'll do the thing.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I actually have one, because,

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well, Vic did a wonderful job of

summarizing and recapping us up as

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to where our recasting at has been.

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This episode started, unfortunately,

with a recap of its own that we had

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to dive across the room and skip.

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Ha ha ha ha ha, because that is,

that is part of, part of the rules.

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We cannot watch recaps.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

No episode recaps.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, shit.

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: 00:13:16

I've been Sorry, I've been

breaking the rules this whole time.

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: 00:13:22

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Ah, dang it.

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: 00:13:22

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I think

this is the first episode with Juan.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, I think so, too.

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Cause, uh I was, I was totally gonna bring

it up because that was an epic recap.

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: 00:13:29

That's some really,

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: 00:13:30

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

I wouldn't know!

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: 00:13:31

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: shit.

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: 00:13:32

Man, you guys gotta watch this recap.

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: 00:13:34

It is off the chain.

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: 00:13:35

Dude, I was totally gonna talk about how

it's fuckin Dude, it's got a trench run.

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: 00:13:40

It has a trench run in the, in the recap.

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: 00:13:43

So Yeah, yeah.

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: 00:13:48

Did you at least see the naked

Daniel Jackson that I started with?

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: 00:13:53

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, at the very beginning?

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: 00:13:54

Yeah, I

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: 00:13:55

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I saw a naked guy and I was like, skip.

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: 00:13:57

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Heh heh heh.

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: 00:13:59

Still on Showtime?

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: 00:14:01

Heh

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: 00:14:02

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: have been.

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: 00:14:03

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh

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: 00:14:04

heh.

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: 00:14:06

Yeah, so after we hit that skip

recap button like we should,

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: 00:14:10

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: sorry.

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: 00:14:11

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: open on SG 1,

the Major and the Colonel come through.

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: 00:14:14

Anubis superweapon has been stopped.

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: 00:14:18

But Jonas and Dr.

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: 00:14:19

Jackson, hey!

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: 00:14:21

Are on his ship still.

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: 00:14:23

Anubis and Jonas talk he is still

DJ is still loose on the ship,

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: 00:14:30

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, he's gone full splitter cell.

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: 00:14:32

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah, has

learned of Nequandria, and straight

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: 00:14:37

up chills over the colonic capital

like it's Independence Day to theme.

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: 00:14:42

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah.

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: 00:14:43

So he's hooked Jonas up to one of

his one of the the clip show devices.

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: 00:14:48

And it's just like, I know

all of your thoughts now.

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: 00:14:50

So now I know One about Naquadria, and

two about the cute receptionist at SG 1.

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: 00:14:57

They will all be mine!

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: 00:14:58

Haha, I'm evil.

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: 00:15:00

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: If

if I'm remembering our podcast

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: 00:15:02

history correctly, this is the first

time we've seen Anubis, isn't it?

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: 00:15:05

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

correct.

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: 00:15:06

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Okay, cool.

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: 00:15:07

Because for the longest

time, I, I got it mixed up.

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: 00:15:10

I thought this

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: 00:15:10

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

With Apophis?

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: 00:15:11

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, and

about halfway through the episode, , I'm

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: 00:15:14

writing shit down, I'm making notes, and

I realize, oh fuck, it's a different guy.

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: 00:15:17

I, I thought Apophis went through some

kind of thing and came, came back.

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: 00:15:22

I don't know, I mean,

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: 00:15:22

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm going to say, last time on, Anubis

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: 00:15:26

killed Apophis, and was just like,

Haha, you thought he was the bad guy?

386

: 00:15:30

I'm the bad guy now.

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: 00:15:31

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No.

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: 00:15:32

No.

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: 00:15:32

I'm gonna say, last time

on, Anubis is Apothis.

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: 00:15:36

That's why we never see

under his fucking hood.

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: 00:15:38

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

uh, yeah, so

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: 00:15:39

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: last time on,

Apophis found some magic naquadria juice,

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: 00:15:44

drank it, it killed him, and he came back,

and somehow he returned and that's why,

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: 00:15:50

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Mm.

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: 00:15:50

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that's

why , he resurrected, yeah, he

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: 00:15:53

resurrected himself , as Apophis.

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: 00:15:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh heh

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: 00:15:57

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: in this

opening scene that we have with Jonas,

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: 00:16:00

We learned , Just in this scene of

him on the, I'm guessing the bridge of

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: 00:16:03

his ship, that Apophis has apparently

mastered hyperspace travel, shields, but

401

: 00:16:11

he has yet to figure out light bulbs.

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: 00:16:14

In a spaceship.

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: 00:16:18

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you are in a, you are in an enclosed

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: 00:16:20

spaceship, there is only so much oxygen.

405

: 00:16:23

Fire bad.

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: 00:16:25

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

these things are all over his damn

407

: 00:16:26

ship, like, who, pffft, who the

408

: 00:16:27

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: effort

for the legit, like the effort

409

: 00:16:30

dedicated to logistics for that

aesthetic choice is A I will always

410

: 00:16:36

stand a culture that goes out of their

way and makes things so needlessly

411

: 00:16:41

difficult just for the aesthetic.

412

: 00:16:44

Love it, here for it, sign me up.

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: 00:16:48

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: There's

gotta be, there's gotta be one of

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: 00:16:49

the goons that has to go around

the ship relighting them or putting

415

: 00:16:54

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Refilling the braziers,

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: 00:16:55

Yeah.

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: 00:16:57

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, they gotta be on gas lines.

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: 00:16:58

Come on, it's a spaceship.

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: 00:17:00

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's an even worse idea, having

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: 00:17:01

gas lines inside a spaceship.

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: 00:17:03

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

we then get the credits.

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: 00:17:04

Did you guys watch the credits?

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: 00:17:07

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I

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: 00:17:07

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No, I

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: 00:17:08

skip?

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: 00:17:09

I skip him.

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: 00:17:10

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I watch

everything because I'm terrible.

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: 00:17:11

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

In the credits, we now have Danjacks is

429

: 00:17:14

back in the credits and Jonas is not.

430

: 00:17:17

So, if you were wondering,

431

: 00:17:19

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: star status.

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: 00:17:20

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, if you were wondering , who's

433

: 00:17:21

gonna be sticking around this

had me real nervous for my boy

434

: 00:17:25

Jonas as the episode was going on.

435

: 00:17:27

Cause I'm just like Oh man, somebody's

just, like, getting those, , couple of

436

: 00:17:30

paychecks, and then we write you out.

437

: 00:17:32

Oh man, what's gonna, what's gonna happen?

438

: 00:17:34

Who's gonna shoot our boy?

439

: 00:17:36

We do, we cut back to the SGC,

where we get a line that I'm

440

: 00:17:41

sure excited Ja'far a lot.

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: 00:17:43

, , they're talking to Tok'ra

Intelligence Because we know,

442

: 00:17:46

since, The Tok'ra are turtle

people, Tok'ra Intelligence are

443

: 00:17:55

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

444

: 00:17:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: It's the only

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: 00:17:57

thing

446

: 00:17:57

that

447

: 00:17:57

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gotta be.

448

: 00:17:58

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Did

you notice that he was talking to

449

: 00:18:00

Tokara Intelligence on the red phone?

450

: 00:18:02

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh

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: 00:18:03

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

That's cool.

452

: 00:18:04

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, I

thought the red phone was reserved for

453

: 00:18:06

the president, but Also the turtle people.

454

: 00:18:08

He's looking

455

: 00:18:12

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Tok'ra don't know where Anubis is.

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: 00:18:14

And Teal'c is out on a

mission on Yu's ship.

457

: 00:18:17

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Me.

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: 00:18:26

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So, Teal'c was set on his own mission

459

: 00:18:29

because he is a Jaffa he got sent to

infiltrate a different group of Jaffa,

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: 00:18:34

that way he could start sowing some

dissent, maybe see , who was really,

461

: 00:18:39

you know, gunning for humans and earth

and everybody and who maybe could be

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: 00:18:43

worked with so we find out he was On the

ship of Lord Yu, and I believe that he

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: 00:18:50

ended up on that ship, and he did the

entire Abbott and Costello bit where it's

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: 00:18:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yu's on first.

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: 00:18:57

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm looking for you.

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: 00:18:58

Well, I'm right here.

467

: 00:18:59

No, not you.

468

: 00:19:00

We're looking for you.

469

: 00:19:01

Me?

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: 00:19:02

No, you!

471

: 00:19:03

and,

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: 00:19:04

uh, it

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: 00:19:04

was,

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: 00:19:05

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

there, there actually is a Lord

475

: 00:19:06

Me, and he's a rival of Lord You.

476

: 00:19:09

That's,

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: 00:19:17

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Fantastic.

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: 00:19:18

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They do not, they do not do vaudeville.

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: 00:19:20

vaudeville is illegal

under the system, lords.

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: 00:19:23

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha ha ha

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: 00:19:25

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That is awesome.

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: 00:19:27

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Co

483

: 00:19:27

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Marx is is That

484

: 00:19:30

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: of the state.

485

: 00:19:31

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha

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: 00:19:32

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

said, I want to say, as part of my,

487

: 00:19:35

the team gets captured 20 more times,

in this episode we've got two distinct

488

: 00:19:41

people in two distinct captures.

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: 00:19:43

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, there's no debating that.

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: 00:19:45

Like, happens every episode we watch.

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: 00:19:47

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yes.

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: 00:19:48

I'm just saying, this one,

this episode double counts.

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: 00:19:50

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha.

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: 00:19:52

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

different instances, yeah.

495

: 00:19:54

I feel like they should

get a punch card for,

496

: 00:19:57

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They've slushie.

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: 00:20:00

, victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: there

actually is a POW ribbon that the Air

498

: 00:20:03

Force has that yeah, these guys, they

bought them in bulk over at SGC Command.

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: 00:20:08

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Play the Great Escape theme

500

: 00:20:10

every time they come back.

501

: 00:20:11

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

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: 00:20:13

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

The quon , ask for help.

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: 00:20:15

, with their interplanetary

conflict, but with ais

504

: 00:20:19

And

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: 00:20:20

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they, they went from

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: 00:20:20

intraplanetary to interplanetary.

507

: 00:20:21

Heh heh heh

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: 00:20:23

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

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: 00:20:23

, over on used ship we

see teal in a jail cell.

510

: 00:20:26

, for his vaudeville crimes , talks

to Oshu, who tells Teal'c he can't

511

: 00:20:31

climb on steel racks in the back

room, but Teal'c's like, what the

512

: 00:20:35

fuck, I don't know you, what's Oshu?

513

: 00:20:38

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Ja'far.

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: 00:20:41

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm missing the reference, but.

515

: 00:20:42

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

That's a What's Oshu joke.

516

: 00:20:45

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, what's OSHA?

517

: 00:20:46

Yeah.

518

: 00:20:46

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Oshu

thinks Lord Yu is dying of old age

519

: 00:20:49

and has senior moments on the regular.

520

: 00:20:52

use their Tok'ra communicators to talk

to DJ over at Stargate Command learn

521

: 00:20:58

that he has Tok'ra isotopes that

are hiding him on the ship as well.

522

: 00:21:02

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That was very strange.

523

: 00:21:04

Heh

524

: 00:21:04

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: daniel Jackson

seems not fully aware of his past here.

525

: 00:21:07

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He's got

526

: 00:21:08

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

527

: 00:21:09

Heh heh

528

: 00:21:10

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: got at

least some partial amnesias going on.

529

: 00:21:14

And Vic, if that was confirmed in the

episode recap, don't fucking tell us.

530

: 00:21:18

Yeah,

531

: 00:21:25

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: of that

way because , what did O'Neil ask him?

532

: 00:21:28

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: He's

all like, oh, we do this all the

533

: 00:21:30

time?

534

: 00:21:30

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

535

: 00:21:31

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

he's

536

: 00:21:31

like, well, I'm, I'm

trapped on a spaceship.

537

: 00:21:34

People are hunting me.

538

: 00:21:35

, how do you think it's going?

539

: 00:21:37

Business as usual for us, he's like, Oh

god, what did I get myself wrapped into?

540

: 00:21:40

Heh

541

: 00:21:41

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: what we do?

542

: 00:21:42

Fuck!

543

: 00:21:43

This sucks!

544

: 00:21:43

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Teal

starts gathering allies starting

545

: 00:21:46

with Baal, the, Calodians, hand, have

handed over all their Nequandria to

546

: 00:21:51

Anubis, and Baal agrees to take over U.

547

: 00:21:54

S.

548

: 00:21:54

forces , wait, is, Anubis the

bad guy in the movie, Vic?

549

: 00:21:59

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Rah.

550

: 00:22:00

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: it was raw.

551

: 00:22:00

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: That's Ra?

552

: 00:22:01

Okay.

553

: 00:22:02

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

and we, as far as I know, we

554

: 00:22:03

haven't raw, never made a return.

555

: 00:22:05

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

yeah, he got nuked.

556

: 00:22:06

I'm just, I

557

: 00:22:08

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: is

558

: 00:22:09

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

the movie at some

559

: 00:22:09

point.

560

: 00:22:10

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Movie's

561

: 00:22:11

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: it's great.

562

: 00:22:11

It's my favorite

563

: 00:22:12

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

seemed antithetical to watch

564

: 00:22:15

it before we did the show.

565

: 00:22:17

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Well.

566

: 00:22:17

With the exception of Daniel Jackson

and The Gate, they pretty much

567

: 00:22:20

wiped their ass with everything

that was established in the movie

568

: 00:22:22

and did their own thing for SG 1.

569

: 00:22:24

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Except for Erykah Bahri.

570

: 00:22:25

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah,

571

: 00:22:25

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh,

that, yeah, and him too, him too.

572

: 00:22:27

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

But, so, Jaffer, er, so, Vic, you can't

573

: 00:22:30

answer this because you watched the recap.

574

: 00:22:32

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ruh ruh

575

: 00:22:34

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yes, Ben.

576

: 00:22:35

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ruh.

577

: 00:22:36

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

a guy running around a

578

: 00:22:37

spaceship with amnesia.

579

: 00:22:39

Well, hop on her.

580

: 00:22:40

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: so.

581

: 00:22:41

Vic told us that the naked

guy was DJ, so I know that.

582

: 00:22:45

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Seen many naked guys DJing, that's what it

583

: 00:22:47

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah,

sometimes naked guy is just DJ.

584

: 00:22:49

not gonna Google it.

585

: 00:22:50

I'm

586

: 00:22:51

just

587

: 00:22:51

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm looking it up right now.

588

: 00:22:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he

makes mention to have , been on a

589

: 00:22:57

very , peaceful agrarian society

kind of thing, was like where he was.

590

: 00:23:03

, so, I'm gonna say, he got blasted

by one of the lasers, ? It

591

: 00:23:09

gave him , fake schizophrenia.

592

: 00:23:11

Or, at the very least,

started some mental symptoms.

593

: 00:23:14

And that's what gave him

the amnesia, in the end.

594

: 00:23:18

, coming through whatever the blast.

595

: 00:23:19

They thought he was dead.

596

: 00:23:20

He wakes up, like, a year later and

doesn't remember Stargates or anything.

597

: 00:23:26

And lives for however long, how

much time passed, because I don't

598

: 00:23:30

know , when Jonas took over..

599

: 00:23:31

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm gonna guess a season.

600

: 00:23:33

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Logistically,

knowing television production, I'm sure.

601

: 00:23:38

But that's less fun than just not knowing.

602

: 00:23:40

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Well, we know he made it at

603

: 00:23:41

least a season and two episodes.

604

: 00:23:44

So, it's 24, 25 episodes

that he's in at least,

605

: 00:23:49

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he'll be back,

606

: 00:23:50

probably.

607

: 00:23:51

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: by

the way this just in Quentin

608

: 00:23:53

Messina, also known as the Naked

DJ, seems to be in a rollercoaster

609

: 00:23:56

romance with semi-professional

footballer, Kaylee Schwar

610

: 00:23:59

.

-: 2024

611

: 00:24:01

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Cool.

612

: 00:24:02

we learn that, uh, Collodia was invaded

by their neighbors, , but they cease

613

: 00:24:06

fired after they dropped the super nuke.

614

: 00:24:08

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

love the way they asked the

615

: 00:24:11

co , the collodions about this.

616

: 00:24:13

They're always like, wait a minute.

617

: 00:24:14

Why'd

618

: 00:24:15

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

guys still exist.

619

: 00:24:16

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

What are you doing here?

620

: 00:24:17

And he's like, he just sheepishly looks

down and is like, we we dropped the bomb.

621

: 00:24:21

Pfft.

622

: 00:24:23

And they're all just like, no you didn't.

623

: 00:24:24

Bad!

624

: 00:24:25

Bad, Collodians!

625

: 00:24:27

We told you not to drop the bomb.

626

: 00:24:29

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

But I did like O'Neil's like, Oh,

627

: 00:24:31

so we're here in your guys base?

628

: 00:24:32

You told us you'd all be dead.

629

: 00:24:35

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Mm hmm.

630

: 00:24:35

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They're like, Yeah, we

631

: 00:24:36

did some war crimes.

632

: 00:24:38

And he's like, How dare you?

633

: 00:24:40

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

And that one lady was like,

634

: 00:24:42

we immediately regretted it.

635

: 00:24:43

We're really sorry.

636

: 00:24:45

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah.

637

: 00:24:46

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Goddammit.

638

: 00:24:47

I a video on YouTube the

other day that was no one told

639

: 00:24:53

Captain America about Hiroshima.

640

: 00:24:55

he's like, he's, have you seen this?

641

: 00:24:58

He's fighting a supervillain.

642

: 00:24:59

And, he's all like, the supervillain's

got a nuke, and he's all like, You'd

643

: 00:25:03

be the first to use a nuke on a

civilian population, you monster!

644

: 00:25:08

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha!

645

: 00:25:08

Ha!

646

: 00:25:08

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Anubis head

scientist is fucking with Nicondria.

647

: 00:25:11

DJ is trying to Break Jonas out

of his cell, Jack and Sam, after

648

: 00:25:16

this meetup with ambassadors from

the world's other governments, And

649

: 00:25:19

they're like, you don't look like

an alien, and then Teal'c shows up.

650

: 00:25:22

Who

651

: 00:25:22

also,

652

: 00:25:23

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

looks like an alien.

653

: 00:25:24

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he,

654

: 00:25:24

he He doesn't, uh,

655

: 00:25:27

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: just

got the funnel cake on his forehead!

656

: 00:25:29

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He doesn't even

657

: 00:25:29

have

658

: 00:25:30

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

even see the belly pouch.

659

: 00:25:31

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: right?

660

: 00:25:32

Like, Give him some Spock ears or

something before we get all up on it.

661

: 00:25:36

, , they propose to have Ball show up and fuck

Anubis, but Jack wants the buy in from

662

: 00:25:41

all of the major governments, since it's

gonna be their problem if they do this.

663

: 00:25:45

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I, I,

I love that line where Teal'c is

664

: 00:25:49

trying to explain to O'Neal, Like,

yeah, okay, we're gonna bring in

665

: 00:25:52

this other system lord to fight.

666

: 00:25:55

Anubis for us.

667

: 00:25:56

And he's all just like, Okay

you get to tell them, I'm not

668

: 00:25:59

telling them your stupid plan.

669

: 00:26:00

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Heh heh heh

670

: 00:26:02

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: I

did like that they were just like, Okay,

671

: 00:26:04

learned about aliens seven hours ago.

672

: 00:26:08

You said, hey, they're

evil and can't be trusted.

673

: 00:26:10

Why are we trusting this other one will

leave us alone once he blows up Anubis?

674

: 00:26:14

And they're just

675

: 00:26:15

like,

676

: 00:26:15

he said he would?

677

: 00:26:17

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No?

678

: 00:26:17

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

what this planet needs?

679

: 00:26:19

Is more evil aliens bent on destruction.

680

: 00:26:22

That'll solve the problem.

681

: 00:26:23

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean,

eventually you've got enough evil aliens

682

: 00:26:26

bent on destruction fighting over each

other where they negate themselves.

683

: 00:26:30

that needs to be a comic series by

probably Mark Miller at some point

684

: 00:26:34

that's probably already written.

685

: 00:26:35

There's only supervillains, no

superheroes, and it's just supervillain

686

: 00:26:38

infighting keeps the world at peace.

687

: 00:26:40

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's got potential, yeah.

688

: 00:26:42

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I'm

sure that, I am sure he did that

689

: 00:26:44

in his super edgy 90s when he was

doing kickass and all that stuff.

690

: 00:26:49

I'm sure that exists.

691

: 00:26:50

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

692

: 00:26:51

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Also, while they are talking to the

693

: 00:26:52

ambassadors, O'Neal brings up , the

story of the dog and the dancing monkeys.

694

: 00:26:57

And, clearly this is some sort

of an allusion to something,

695

: 00:27:00

but, guys, I'm gonna say it's

696

: 00:27:02

not.

697

: 00:27:03

I'm gonna say this is one of

their previous adventures.

698

: 00:27:06

So let's get weird with it.

699

: 00:27:07

What were, was the dog

and the dancing monkeys?

700

: 00:27:15

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: it's

exactly what it sounds like.

701

: 00:27:17

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm

gonna say they found a primitive

702

: 00:27:19

culture based on Chinese mythology

that famously has the Monkey King.

703

: 00:27:24

Am I getting that right?

704

: 00:27:25

The Monkey King belongs to Yeah.

705

: 00:27:27

That's what it was.

706

: 00:27:28

They found the Monkey King.

707

: 00:27:30

And It's a giant fucking robot.

708

: 00:27:33

Because, listeners, if you're

out there, you can Google this.

709

: 00:27:36

There actually is, I don't know if

it ever completed production, but

710

: 00:27:39

there actually is a giant fighting

robot called the Monkey King.

711

: 00:27:43

It never took off.

712

: 00:27:44

It was gonna challenge the

American robot from Megabots.

713

: 00:27:49

That

714

: 00:27:50

never took off.

715

: 00:27:51

Yeah.

716

: 00:27:51

Yeah, it was

717

: 00:27:52

a

718

: 00:27:52

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: one

giant robot fight in my life.

719

: 00:27:54

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, it was

720

: 00:27:55

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Better

than way too many giant robot fights

721

: 00:27:58

in my life, to be absolutely clear.

722

: 00:28:00

I've seen how those go.

723

: 00:28:01

I've

724

: 00:28:01

watched Gundam.

725

: 00:28:03

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: Oh

726

: 00:28:05

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: why,

is there other Gundam shows?

727

: 00:28:07

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yes, , there's iron blooded orphans.

728

: 00:28:09

Which

729

: 00:28:09

is just sad.

730

: 00:28:11

It is so sad.

731

: 00:28:12

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: So anyway,

the Monkey King, right, so, so they found

732

: 00:28:15

this planet that was being terrorized

by this giant metal robot that's the

733

: 00:28:20

Monkey King, and eventually they had

to They were outmatched, so what the

734

: 00:28:25

SG team had to do was they had to go

out into the forest and round up a

735

: 00:28:29

pack of wild dogs that assaulted the

Monkey King, climbed all over it, and

736

: 00:28:33

they started,, barking and licking,

and it overloaded the Monkey King's

737

: 00:28:37

sensors, and that's how they survived.

738

: 00:28:40

Ha ha

739

: 00:28:41

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

up on a dog

740

: 00:28:42

planet, uh, and, , having their adventure

there, they were the dancing monkeys.

741

: 00:28:48

Because they're like, what are

these giant monkeys doing here?

742

: 00:28:51

Why do they have guns?

743

: 00:28:52

And they're just like you're dog people.

744

: 00:28:54

It's like, yes, that's the

only kind of people there are.

745

: 00:28:57

Like, actually, no.

746

: 00:28:59

The galaxy is actually just

like riddled with humans.

747

: 00:29:02

Dancing monkeys everywhere?

748

: 00:29:04

Absurd.

749

: 00:29:05

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: We

don't want to live in a universe

750

: 00:29:07

with dancing monkeys everywhere.

751

: 00:29:09

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They think that, but then they

752

: 00:29:10

think of all the bones, and they're

like, maybe we will go to space.

753

: 00:29:14

You guys seem to die pretty commonly.

754

: 00:29:16

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

755

: 00:29:18

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Anubis

chief science dude has stabilized

756

: 00:29:20

the Nequandria, and he's all

757

: 00:29:22

like,

758

: 00:29:22

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: so he thinks.

759

: 00:29:23

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Try

wiping out the city below us,

760

: 00:29:25

and he's all like, Go for it.

761

: 00:29:28

And it

762

: 00:29:28

overloads a generator.

763

: 00:29:30

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

here.

764

: 00:29:30

With that though, is he's like,

I've fixed, I've I'm using the

765

: 00:29:34

Naquadria, I've fixed the superweapon.

766

: 00:29:36

if everything goes to plan,

it's now even more powerful.

767

: 00:29:39

It'll just blow up a city.

768

: 00:29:41

So Jaffar, I don't think

they've got a Death

769

: 00:29:44

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No,

that's the thing, is they don't

770

: 00:29:46

say it's the superweapon, they say

it's one of the ship's normal guns.

771

: 00:29:50

They actually explicitly call out it's

just one of the ship's normal guns that is

772

: 00:29:55

now supercharged and could destroy a city.

773

: 00:29:58

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Okay.

774

: 00:29:59

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: So the

775

: 00:29:59

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: of which,

did we get confirmation from the

776

: 00:30:02

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We'll get into that

777

: 00:30:03

later.

778

: 00:30:04

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I haven't

heard from her in a couple weeks.

779

: 00:30:05

Unfortunately she's still incommunicado.

780

: 00:30:08

But

781

: 00:30:08

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: almost

to the point of googling it.

782

: 00:30:10

. victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Well, if, really wish you'd watch

783

: 00:30:12

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: recap.

784

: 00:30:13

Is it

785

: 00:30:13

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I really

wish you'd watch the it's not, it's not

786

: 00:30:16

explicitly confirmed that it's a planet

killer, but if you watch the recap,

787

: 00:30:20

it looks like a fucking planet killer.

788

: 00:30:22

I mean,.

789

: 00:30:26

Oh,

790

: 00:30:33

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

laser , overloads a generator and

791

: 00:30:36

explodes, giving it a distraction

and also allowing Jonas to make it

792

: 00:30:40

through his now weakened force field.

793

: 00:30:43

1, yeah.

794

: 00:30:46

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, okay.

795

: 00:30:47

Well, he, anyway, he skipped over

the part where he does the classic

796

: 00:30:50

villain thing of executing his,

797

: 00:30:53

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Executing his scientist.

798

: 00:30:54

yeah,

799

: 00:30:55

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

right in front of everyone.

800

: 00:30:57

And gosh, like this, I understand

it's a trope and it's meant to

801

: 00:31:01

establish that, he's the bad guy.

802

: 00:31:04

He really is a villain.

803

: 00:31:05

But every time I see this I'm

just like how many scientists

804

: 00:31:08

do you have there, dude?

805

: 00:31:09

Can you really afford to

just because you know the

806

: 00:31:11

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

ship is still broken.

807

: 00:31:13

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

like the next one you bring in

808

: 00:31:15

isn't gonna be as good as your head

scientist that you just vaporized Yeah,

809

: 00:31:24

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Hm

810

: 00:31:25

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

SGC,

811

: 00:31:26

O O'Neal is like, Hey so they need help.

812

: 00:31:29

Can we, like, send in the Marines?

813

: 00:31:31

And Hammond's like, I can't do that.

814

: 00:31:33

I need to talk to the Joint Chiefs.

815

: 00:31:34

And he's like, Why haven't you been

talking to the Joint Chiefs already?

816

: 00:31:37

Like, Why are we not planned for this?

817

: 00:31:39

And he's like, Alright, well

let me take SG 15 and SG 11.

818

: 00:31:43

Which makes me wonder, like,

What about the rest of the teams?

819

: 00:31:47

We know, based on the numbering,

they've got at least 15.

820

: 00:31:50

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Mm hmm.

821

: 00:31:51

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean, it

could be a, it could be a thing where

822

: 00:31:53

when a team is wiped out, they retire the

number and just move on to the next one.

823

: 00:31:57

Well,

824

: 00:32:02

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

really It's just like,

825

: 00:32:03

I'm not taking them.

826

: 00:32:04

No, it'll just

827

: 00:32:05

make

828

: 00:32:05

everything

829

: 00:32:06

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: you

just send them in first, you know.

830

: 00:32:07

Ha ha ha

831

: 00:32:08

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean, last

we heard SG 11, they were on mail duty.

832

: 00:32:12

They were going and collecting

833

: 00:32:13

recordings from videos,

cameras that had been placed.

834

: 00:32:17

So, that's a promotion?

835

: 00:32:19

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah,

836

: 00:32:19

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Maybe?

837

: 00:32:20

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We did what happened here with With the

838

: 00:32:22

dogs and the dancing monkeys, right?

839

: 00:32:24

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

You did a Let's

840

: 00:32:24

Get

841

: 00:32:25

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that

842

: 00:32:25

that

843

: 00:32:25

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Let's get weird Okay, I, I

844

: 00:32:28

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

done a What Happened to Her

845

: 00:32:29

at the start of the episode.

846

: 00:32:30

Heh

847

: 00:32:31

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

say, last time on

848

: 00:32:34

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ha ha

849

: 00:32:34

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

there was a, a, an adventure where they

850

: 00:32:37

went out with SG 4, and SG 4 did such

a bad job, they're just like, we're

851

: 00:32:42

never working with these guys again.

852

: 00:32:44

They, like, shot Daniel Jackson in the

butt and like, even Tealka's like, can we

853

: 00:32:49

not leave these problematic humans behind?

854

: 00:32:52

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

855

: 00:32:52

They like, dialed the wrong gate code

and opened a portal to hell or something.

856

: 00:32:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Mhmm.

857

: 00:32:57

O'Neil,

858

: 00:32:58

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

here is That Anubis is

859

: 00:33:00

looking for a crystal and

860

: 00:33:02

they didn't realize was

a data storage device.

861

: 00:33:06

So it was in their museum and not

862

: 00:33:07

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: device.

863

: 00:33:08

It's a crystal!

864

: 00:33:09

What else would you store data on?

865

: 00:33:11

A USB stick?

866

: 00:33:13

absurd.

867

: 00:33:13

All data.

868

: 00:33:15

All, all data in crystals.

869

: 00:33:17

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: You know, when

I was a kid, I thought that by the time I

870

: 00:33:20

was an adult that we'd be watching movies

on fucking crystals and shit, but Nooooo!

871

: 00:33:25

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

they're looking for this crystal.

872

: 00:33:26

It's got some data about the

OG gold Noquandria experiments.

873

: 00:33:32

Carter and Teal go to retrieve it.

874

: 00:33:34

We cut over to DJ and Jonas

who talk about their situation.

875

: 00:33:38

And decide to try and find a ring

transport to get down to the city.

876

: 00:33:41

Uh, I guess those are one ways as well.

877

: 00:33:44

which makes me wonder what makes

them different than the Stargates?

878

: 00:33:48

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, the

the, well, the ring transports, those

879

: 00:33:50

are the things that they come down

from the ceiling and it's basically,

880

: 00:33:54

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

But they need a

881

: 00:33:55

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Trek transporter.

882

: 00:33:56

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: but

they need a, pad on both ends.

883

: 00:33:59

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

884

: 00:33:59

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: Or,

885

: 00:34:00

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: why

is it different than a Stargate?

886

: 00:34:01

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

well, so,

887

: 00:34:02

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ranged, maybe?

888

: 00:34:04

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

It is different in that you need a

889

: 00:34:06

pad in both locations, or we have

seen examples where they open up a

890

: 00:34:10

hole in the ship and you can just

drop it down like it's a ladder.

891

: 00:34:13

And in those situations you do

not need a pad at the bottom,

892

: 00:34:16

you just need line of sight.

893

: 00:34:18

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Okay.

894

: 00:34:19

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Speaking

of technology I find it interesting

895

: 00:34:22

that , the last episode that we saw,

they were doing the deal with the

896

: 00:34:25

Naquandria, and it turned out that

that had been established previously.

897

: 00:34:30

So, wow, they've got, it's like a season

and a half, and they still don't know

898

: 00:34:34

how to use this fucking Naquandria.

899

: 00:34:36

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No idea.

900

: 00:34:37

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Warehouse fight, Teal finds the crystal

901

: 00:34:41

and then they immediately get captured.

902

: 00:34:43

But Yeah but they happen to also be in

the same place where the ring Dan Jackson

903

: 00:34:49

and Jonas Ring Fit Adventure drops

them off here, and they are immediately

904

: 00:34:52

able to come in and save the day.

905

: 00:34:54

So, they are instantly

captured, instantly uncaptured.

906

: 00:34:59

But, I wanna know, did this, did

this strike you guys as just when

907

: 00:35:03

this happened, I'm like, how did

the Jaffa get there instantly?

908

: 00:35:06

Like, how did they know where to be?

909

: 00:35:09

, this, this raised , the

hairs on the back of my neck.

910

: 00:35:11

I'm just like, something's not right here.

911

: 00:35:14

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Well, they

said in dialogue that there was something

912

: 00:35:17

like 10, 000 Jaffa storming the city, so

913

: 00:35:20

I'm, I'm, Yeah, I'm guessing it's

just happened to be that they're

914

: 00:35:23

just sweeping the entire town.

915

: 00:35:24

That's

916

: 00:35:25

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, we, we learned shortly

917

: 00:35:28

that, that's not the case.

918

: 00:35:29

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

919

: 00:35:30

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: No.

920

: 00:35:31

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: What?

921

: 00:35:31

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: betrayed.

922

: 00:35:32

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they were betrayed.

923

: 00:35:33

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that's right!

924

: 00:35:34

That's right!

925

: 00:35:34

The, the main guy

926

: 00:35:36

sold him out.

927

: 00:35:37

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah, Commander Hale, but this made

928

: 00:35:39

me, , instantly, I'm just like, why are

none of our guys just like, Hey how did

929

: 00:35:44

they know to come in right behind us?

930

: 00:35:46

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's right, because he said, oh,

931

: 00:35:47

I'll take that crystal, and he's

like, no, that's not a good idea.

932

: 00:35:51

And he's like, no, I

will take the crystal.

933

: 00:35:53

The goons must have been hiding,

he worked this out ahead of time.

934

: 00:35:57

The goons were hiding behind the

door just listening, and he was,

935

: 00:35:59

before he was like, Okay, after I

tell him to give me the crystal,

936

: 00:36:02

that's when you guys storm in, okay?

937

: 00:36:04

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Heh heh heh heh.

938

: 00:36:05

Yeah,

939

: 00:36:06

all

940

: 00:36:06

this

941

: 00:36:06

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they come back and then this

942

: 00:36:07

is where we,

943

: 00:36:08

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: the betrayal.

944

: 00:36:10

Nah, nah, I was just, I was doing

the same recap you were, Ben.

945

: 00:36:14

, all this goes down we get the commander

and the aforementioned betrayal.

946

: 00:36:18

, going to turn SGs 1, 11, and 15 along

with the ambassadors over to Anubis.

947

: 00:36:25

, gonna turn over the crystal and they're

gonna leave and go fuck up their rivals.

948

: 00:36:29

And then he gets got immediately.

949

: 00:36:39

, benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you called like the one people , you know

950

: 00:36:41

for help, they show up with eight dudes

and guns not as good as the ten thousand

951

: 00:36:46

aliens who are rampaging through your

city and are just like, it's okay, we're

952

: 00:36:50

gonna fight, don't worry, we've called

more of them, and you're just like,

953

: 00:36:54

these assholes don't know what the hell

they're doing we're surrendering, we're

954

: 00:36:57

surrendering as hard as we can yeah,

955

: 00:37:01

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

You brought eight guys?

956

: 00:37:02

Well, they're eight really good guys.

957

: 00:37:03

I

958

: 00:37:06

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Ball shows up

, giving SG, , teams a chance to fight back.

959

: 00:37:10

, Ball takes his, , er, no, he, shit.

960

: 00:37:13

Anubis takes his captain's yacht out,

, while letting his big ship get destroyed.

961

: 00:37:17

Jonas gets shot to stave DJ,

and Anubis makes his escape

962

: 00:37:22

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Was for sure

that Jonas was done for that moment.

963

: 00:37:25

It's like, all right.

964

: 00:37:28

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Ah,

yeah, I, it seemed like a too

965

: 00:37:30

obvious sacrifice, but also the

exact thing this show would do.

966

: 00:37:35

, glad it didn't.

967

: 00:37:35

Heh

968

: 00:37:37

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: uh, Jonas

and DJ were having that conversation

969

: 00:37:40

about, you know, like, Oh, I only took

this job because I felt guilty about

970

: 00:37:44

your death or something or other.

971

: 00:37:47

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah, now that you're back, they

972

: 00:37:48

obviously don't want me anymore.

973

: 00:37:51

I was just like, oh man, this is

some on the nose on the nose writing.

974

: 00:37:56

Like, hey, now that, now that

you're not busy, I know nobody

975

: 00:38:00

wanted my character on the show.

976

: 00:38:02

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The SG team, we can only have

977

: 00:38:04

four people on the SG team.

978

: 00:38:05

Why?

979

: 00:38:06

Because, it's just, we just, yeah,

just four, sorry, you're out.

980

: 00:38:10

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Did appreciate though that Jonas is

981

: 00:38:12

like, Hey, will you look after my fish?

982

: 00:38:14

And he's like, You can take the fish!

983

: 00:38:16

The fish is fine!

984

: 00:38:17

It'll fit in your bag!

985

: 00:38:19

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm gonna say,

last time on, we learned that colonoscopy

986

: 00:38:23

world has no bodies of water at all, and

fish are like, amazing to these people.

987

: 00:38:30

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: would be

988

: 00:38:30

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm gonna guess that,

989

: 00:38:31

last time on, The fish That would be.

990

: 00:38:34

But I'm gonna say last time on, The

fish is actually one of their trinkets

991

: 00:38:37

they've captured from a different planet.

992

: 00:38:39

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, it's an alien fish.

993

: 00:38:41

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, it's an alien fish.

994

: 00:38:43

Jonas says good you know, talks to

everybody on his way out, and we get a,

995

: 00:38:47

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He's the new president of

996

: 00:38:48

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you're one of the good ones from O'Neil.

997

: 00:38:50

Yep.

998

: 00:38:50

Yeah, he gets to go back and

be super famous and important.

999

: 00:38:54

And I did, I loved this bit here.

: 1000

00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:59,814

The thing that like, they never

bring up when you've got your super

: 1001

00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:03,994

secret special forces team that

nobody's is on nobody's books.

: 1002

00:39:04,274 --> 00:39:08,414

Dan Jackson is like, Hey,

O'Neil, do we get paid?

: 1003

00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,274

-: 2024

he left it ambiguous.

: 1004

00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:11,129

-: 2024

Yes.

: 1005

00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:11,784

-: 2024

: 1006

00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:17,514

Yep.

: 1007

00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:18,199

-: 2024

I 9.

: 1008

00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,139

-: 2024

yeah, and you're technically

: 1009

00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:22,279

dead now, so Well, if that

: 1010

00:39:22,313 --> 00:39:23,513

-: 2024

uh, sold all your shit.

: 1011

00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:25,173

-: 2024

does, who did his life insurance

: 1012

00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:27,243

policy go out to, I wonder?

: 1013

00:39:27,803 --> 00:39:28,003

Huh.

: 1014

00:39:28,503 --> 00:39:30,553

-: 2024

Well, uh, that's the episode.

: 1015

00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:33,413

We just end on DJ staring at the Stargate.

: 1016

00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:37,223

-: 2024

but also, similar to our guy O'Neal, Dan

: 1017

00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:38,933

Jackson starts getting his memories back.

: 1018

00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,943

You know what he doesn't

ask a single question about?

: 1019

00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:41,513

-: 2024

: 1020

00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:42,328

-: 2024

His wife.

: 1021

00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:45,798

Which, I don't know if

she's still a going concern.

: 1022

00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,038

I don't think she is, but still,

: 1023

00:39:48,138 --> 00:39:51,468

I'd be like, wait, I had

a wife and she's gone?

: 1024

00:39:51,668 --> 00:39:53,818

, now I'm sad all over again.

: 1025

00:39:54,318 --> 00:39:58,238

You see , the SGC therapist Who's

just like taking books back

: 1026

00:39:58,248 --> 00:39:59,758

out, just like, man, I thought

: 1027

00:39:59,843 --> 00:40:00,943

-: 2024

Ah, here we go again!

: 1028

00:40:00,944 --> 00:40:03,493

Ha ha ha ha ha

: 1029

00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:05,043

.

-: 2024

: 1030

00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:06,643

some dice while I'm doing that.

: 1031

00:40:06,643 --> 00:40:08,373

Vic, do you want to pull up the

: 1032

00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:09,113

lab

: 1033

00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:10,853

-: 2024

to the, let me head down to the

: 1034

00:40:10,853 --> 00:40:12,163

lab and get the results here.

: 1035

00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,433

-: 2024

: 1036

00:40:14,973 --> 00:40:18,283

so we'll be watching season 7, episode 18.

: 1037

00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:20,033

-: 2024

See, wait, hold on.

: 1038

00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:22,023

Oh god damn it!

: 1039

00:40:22,383 --> 00:40:23,753

You've got to be kidding me!

: 1040

00:40:24,363 --> 00:40:24,823

-: 2024

: 1041

00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:26,348

-: 2024

It's episode 18?

: 1042

00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:28,167

Son of a we can't do that episode.

: 1043

00:40:28,547 --> 00:40:29,047

-: 2024

Why?

: 1044

00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:31,221

-: 2024

had so many conversations with the

: 1045

00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:35,711

gatekeeper about it, and it's just

so many arguments, saying, , I tried

: 1046

00:40:35,711 --> 00:40:40,001

to explain to her that we can't have

context, and we, we can't, you know, that

: 1047

00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:42,281

that's the whole part of the show, but

she's like, but you need to watch this

: 1048

00:40:42,281 --> 00:40:45,271

episode, because it's a two parter, and

: 1049

00:40:45,371 --> 00:40:46,061

-: 2024

Haha,

: 1050

00:40:46,481 --> 00:40:48,171

-: 2024

apparently, and you just rolled,

: 1051

00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,981

you rolled the dice and landed on

the second part of the two parter.

: 1052

00:40:51,046 --> 00:40:51,496

-: 2024

: 1053

00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:52,968

Ha ha ha

: 1054

00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:55,881

-: 2024

and supposedly, just, just from

: 1055

00:40:55,881 --> 00:40:59,141

what I understand, I told her do not

tell me anything about this episode.

: 1056

00:40:59,641 --> 00:41:05,171

This is the equivalent of the best

of both worlds for, for Stargate.

: 1057

00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:10,241

This is like one of the highest

rated episodes in the series.

: 1058

00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:14,028

-: 2024

recap, sayin it now, No episode

: 1059

00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:15,538

one recaps allowed.

: 1060

00:41:15,588 --> 00:41:17,508

This is, we've made our bed and

: 1061

00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:18,648

we're gonna sleep in

: 1062

00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:18,878

it.

: 1063

00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:21,328

Heroes Part 2 is what I

: 1064

00:41:21,328 --> 00:41:21,848

rolled.

: 1065

00:41:21,848 --> 00:41:25,648

It'll make for interesting radio

next week, but for right now,

: 1066

00:41:25,898 --> 00:41:27,078

We have our predictions from

: 1067

00:41:27,078 --> 00:41:28,168

last week over.

: 1068

00:41:28,743 --> 00:41:31,893

-: 2024

Alright, okay, so who had SG 1

: 1069

00:41:31,893 --> 00:41:33,123

Team Gets Mistaken for a God?

: 1070

00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:33,583

That's me.

: 1071

00:41:34,223 --> 00:41:34,663

Wait, no.

: 1072

00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,633

Did we already do that one?

: 1073

00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:36,798

-: 2024

: 1074

00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:37,233

-: 2024

: 1075

00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:37,533

okay,

: 1076

00:41:37,588 --> 00:41:39,618

-: 2024

prediction is there was an episode

: 1077

00:41:39,618 --> 00:41:40,998

with, there's an episode with zombies.

: 1078

00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:41,958

-: 2024

Right, right, okay.

: 1079

00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:45,128

So, going from top to bottom

here, Jonas has an awkward date.

: 1080

00:41:45,953 --> 00:41:48,413

With 10 votes, that looks

like it's confirmed.

: 1081

00:41:48,688 --> 00:41:49,448

-: 2024

Yay.

: 1082

00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:50,053

-: 2024

: 1083

00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:52,013

-: 2024

Second one, the next one, Jonas

: 1084

00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:55,693

gets swallowed by a whale, I put

parenthesis space whale or other side.

: 1085

00:41:56,303 --> 00:41:57,633

Got three votes, I'm gonna have

: 1086

00:41:57,838 --> 00:41:59,428

-: 2024

Aw, man.

: 1087

00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:00,463

-: 2024

I don't know about that.

: 1088

00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,653

-: 2024

And then I also had my prediction

: 1089

00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,283

that Dan Jackson comes back.

: 1090

00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:07,963

Uh, and, Yeah, We figured that out.

: 1091

00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:11,933

-: 2024

Jafares Says, there's a zombie episode.

: 1092

00:42:12,903 --> 00:42:16,343

? So, someone in the comments asked,

How broadly are we defining zombie?

: 1093

00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:19,663

Is it actual zombies, or stuff that

is intended to feel like zombies?

: 1094

00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:22,693

And I am going to say, just as the

fact that someone had to ask that

: 1095

00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:25,963

question, means that it's, that's

all the confirmation I need for that.

: 1096

00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:27,933

-: 2024

No, we need actual zombies.

: 1097

00:42:27,973 --> 00:42:29,433

Dead, reanimated.

: 1098

00:42:29,551 --> 00:42:30,391

-: 2024

stay dead, Ben.

: 1099

00:42:30,456 --> 00:42:33,186

-: 2024

Trek Enterprise had a zombie episode,

: 1100

00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:36,492

but they weren't actual zombies Nah,

it was a ship full of Vulcans that

: 1101

00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:40,492

contracted some kind of weird space virus

that made them all act like zombies.

: 1102

00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,622

But they were clearly freaking zombies.

: 1103

00:42:43,047 --> 00:42:43,457

-: 2024

: 1104

00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:45,327

Clearly zombies are zombies.

: 1105

00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:46,547

How about vampires?

: 1106

00:42:46,807 --> 00:42:47,127

What's the

: 1107

00:42:47,127 --> 00:42:47,427

lab

: 1108

00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:49,442

-: 2024

There are vampires.

: 1109

00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,632

-: 2024

a reference to the Loch Ness Monster?

: 1110

00:42:53,682 --> 00:42:55,532

-: 2024

here is an interesting thing.

: 1111

00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:58,372

Now, I figured something out

here because I'm smart, right?

: 1112

00:42:58,372 --> 00:43:03,042

I figured out a way to look this up and

confirm this without Spoiling anything.

: 1113

00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,362

I did not break the rules here.

: 1114

00:43:04,872 --> 00:43:09,932

I went to the TV tropes of database

and they have a page called the stock

: 1115

00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:15,792

nest monster and it has a It has a

listing of Loch Ness Monster references

: 1116

00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:21,602

throughout movies and television and

there is in fact a Loch Ness Monster

: 1117

00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,692

episode in Stargate Atlantis, but not SG

: 1118

00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:25,752

-: 2024

: 1119

00:43:26,035 --> 00:43:30,194

-: 2024

: 1120

00:43:30,487 --> 00:43:31,917

-: 2024

close yet so far.

: 1121

00:43:31,967 --> 00:43:33,947

If we do Atlantis at some point, though,

: 1122

00:43:34,127 --> 00:43:36,787

I know what my first

prediction Oh, that puts me,

: 1123

00:43:36,787 --> 00:43:37,857

28 points.

: 1124

00:43:37,987 --> 00:43:38,367

-: 2024

: 1125

00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,247

-: 2024

I did something, I looked something

: 1126

00:43:40,247 --> 00:43:46,467

up., you guys told me, hey, no

Babylon, or, so, we were originally

: 1127

00:43:46,467 --> 00:43:48,197

saying no Babylon 5 actors.

: 1128

00:43:48,697 --> 00:43:50,987

But I went and I did

some cross referencing.

: 1129

00:43:51,487 --> 00:43:54,957

Without looking at, like, how

many episodes or what have you.

: 1130

00:43:55,427 --> 00:44:01,247

And I did find out that so, Vic,

you pointed out Talon is in it.

: 1131

00:44:01,577 --> 00:44:06,757

Um, and another person who

totally is above the credits.

: 1132

00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:08,053

Commander Takashima.

: 1133

00:44:08,131 --> 00:44:09,941

-: 2024

Yeah, Yeah, I mean, she's

: 1134

00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:10,211

in

: 1135

00:44:10,476 --> 00:44:11,116

-: 2024

: 1136

00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:14,561

-: 2024

if we want to be technical, then.

: 1137

00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:15,071

-: 2024

I don't

: 1138

00:44:15,071 --> 00:44:16,871

-: 2024

Gathering is not part of the

: 1139

00:44:16,881 --> 00:44:19,021

television series Babylon 5.

: 1140

00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,928

It was a made for TV movie

: 1141

00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:22,208

-: 2024

I just said Babylon 5.

: 1142

00:44:22,503 --> 00:44:23,111

-: 2024

: 1143

00:44:23,491 --> 00:44:24,263

-: 2024

: 1144

00:44:24,263 --> 00:44:25,043

-: 2024

: 1145

00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:26,213

-: 2024

gettin all those points you

: 1146

00:44:26,213 --> 00:44:30,463

can't I just disqualified myself for

three points, and for to have you

: 1147

00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,681

come at this game like this right now

: 1148

00:44:33,852 --> 00:44:35,582

-: 2024

I was gonna give you those points anyway,

: 1149

00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:39,222

because I felt like the Inquisitor

from Babylon 5 was a legit pick.

: 1150

00:44:39,672 --> 00:44:43,752

So, even though, even though he had

a total of like, 45 seconds of screen

: 1151

00:44:43,997 --> 00:44:46,527

-: 2024

gave himself the Babylon 5 points

: 1152

00:44:46,527 --> 00:44:48,477

anyway, so don't re add those, Ben.

: 1153

00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:52,247

You already factored them

into your running total.

: 1154

00:44:52,247 --> 00:44:54,057

-: 2024

on to my predictions an SG 1

: 1155

00:44:54,057 --> 00:44:57,787

member gets mistaken for a god

that got 13 votes, so that's one

: 1156

00:44:57,857 --> 00:44:58,737

-: 2024

: 1157

00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:02,397

-: 2024

in the SG C defects to the Gua'uld.

: 1158

00:45:02,897 --> 00:45:03,797

Only got one.

: 1159

00:45:04,117 --> 00:45:05,437

-: 2024

Does not look like

: 1160

00:45:05,547 --> 00:45:07,157

-: 2024

sure that was gonna happen, yeah.

: 1161

00:45:07,657 --> 00:45:08,897

That doesn't look too good.

: 1162

00:45:08,937 --> 00:45:12,227

And finally Cheyenne Mountain

gets blown up and magically

: 1163

00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:13,427

restored by the next episode.

: 1164

00:45:13,447 --> 00:45:16,947

That only got three, so I'm gonna

say , nah, that's not enough.

: 1165

00:45:16,954 --> 00:45:17,574

So there we are!

: 1166

00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:19,214

So I only got one point this week.

: 1167

00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:21,084

-: 2024

Alright, so, Heroes Part 2.

: 1168

00:45:21,539 --> 00:45:22,699

Stargate command.

: 1169

00:45:22,794 --> 00:45:25,039

-: 2024

do, we Goddammit.

: 1170

00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,954

Pffft.

: 1171

00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,749

-: 2024

fight, the more I'm in.

: 1172

00:45:28,749 --> 00:45:31,049

-: 2024

know, so I'm Yes, son of a bitch.

: 1173

00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,139

-: 2024

so, Heroes Part 2.

: 1174

00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:37,749

Stargate Command encounters a

unforeseen predicament with half of

: 1175

00:45:37,759 --> 00:45:41,389

SG 13 off world fighting enemy Jaffa.

: 1176

00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:45,389

SG teams 1, 5, and 7 go in as backup.

: 1177

00:45:46,169 --> 00:45:46,729

all we got!

: 1178

00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:49,249

that, it's time to make

: 1179

00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,452

some predictions.

: 1180

00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:06,389

I am so excited here.

: 1181

00:46:06,649 --> 00:46:09,489

I got three predictions, I feel

really good about all of them.

: 1182

00:46:10,169 --> 00:46:14,279

My daytime prediction, Jonas

comes back for a guest spot at

: 1183

00:46:14,279 --> 00:46:15,989

least at some point in the series.

: 1184

00:46:15,989 --> 00:46:18,009

And, bonus

: 1185

00:46:18,073 --> 00:46:19,473

-: 2024

my daytime prediction as well.

: 1186

00:46:19,799 --> 00:46:20,159

-: 2024

: 1187

00:46:20,169 --> 00:46:21,659

bonus point attached to mine.

: 1188

00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:22,629

he comes back.

: 1189

00:46:23,059 --> 00:46:27,239

In a JRPG Power of Friendship moment.

: 1190

00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:27,899

So, to be

: 1191

00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,629

clear, what I'm talking about

: 1192

00:46:29,629 --> 00:46:31,779

um, have you listened to Adventure Time?

: 1193

00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,709

You know, at the end,

yeah, Adventure Time is a

: 1194

00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,059

uh, Let's Play podcast.

: 1195

00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:37,999

. Of a D& D campaign with the McElroy

: 1196

00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:38,809

Brothers.

: 1197

00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,264

-: 2024

you're talking about the Adventure Zone.

: 1198

00:46:40,544 --> 00:46:41,884

Adventure Time is the cartoon.

: 1199

00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:42,119

-: 2024

: 1200

00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:43,229

yeah, sorry, Adventure Zone.

: 1201

00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,248

Um, at the end of the

: 1202

00:46:45,258 --> 00:46:49,328

First campaign, where all of their

friends come back to help them defeat

: 1203

00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:52,788

a big boss, that is exactly this thing.

: 1204

00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:57,238

It is a trope in JRPGs where the

friends that you make along the way

: 1205

00:46:57,238 --> 00:46:59,078

show up at the final battle to help you.

: 1206

00:46:59,538 --> 00:47:00,208

So, I'm not

: 1207

00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:05,238

gonna say it has to be the series

finale, but there is, a fight with a

: 1208

00:47:05,248 --> 00:47:08,958

big, gaulds, season finale kinda thing.

: 1209

00:47:09,513 --> 00:47:13,653

, Jonas leads a group of collodions

to help them at the last moment.

: 1210

00:47:14,283 --> 00:47:14,933

Kind of a thing.

: 1211

00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:15,163

-: 2024

: 1212

00:47:15,183 --> 00:47:17,033

-: 2024

sh That's why it's a

: 1213

00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:17,433

bonus

: 1214

00:47:17,433 --> 00:47:17,853

point.

: 1215

00:47:18,153 --> 00:47:20,263

I get a point if he shows up at any point.

: 1216

00:47:20,693 --> 00:47:23,633

The bonus point is very specific.

: 1217

00:47:23,879 --> 00:47:25,499

My evening prediction?

: 1218

00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,339

We've seen some advances

in technology being used.

: 1219

00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:31,549

We are talking about it this episode.

: 1220

00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,929

I had already written down.

: 1221

00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:34,749

Gundams, y'all.

: 1222

00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:37,189

wanna see some mecha.

: 1223

00:47:37,196 --> 00:47:37,699

-: 2024

: 1224

00:47:38,279 --> 00:47:40,639

-: 2024

to be, like, 20 stories tall.

: 1225

00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,519

They can be Ripley sized.

: 1226

00:47:43,299 --> 00:47:45,709

wanna see some mecha

battle suits in this show.

: 1227

00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:46,599

I

: 1228

00:47:46,669 --> 00:47:48,699

-: 2024

not getting that on sci fi budget, man.

: 1229

00:47:48,959 --> 00:47:50,039

-: 2024

Oh, I think we're getting it

: 1230

00:47:50,049 --> 00:47:52,439

in shitty CGI sci fi budget.

: 1231

00:47:52,678 --> 00:47:56,068

Which exactly ties into

my next prediction.

: 1232

00:47:56,488 --> 00:48:01,468

I believe this show, without researching,

has made the jump to sci fi at this point.

: 1233

00:48:01,621 --> 00:48:09,351

I'm going to predict we get four

sci fi, S Y F Y actors on this show.

: 1234

00:48:09,601 --> 00:48:16,201

Someone who was a main title card

character on a sci fi original series

: 1235

00:48:16,201 --> 00:48:18,281

that ran for at least a season.

: 1236

00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:21,111

-: 2024

For major sci fi,

: 1237

00:48:21,661 --> 00:48:22,401

-: 2024

: 1238

00:48:22,401 --> 00:48:25,051

someone from yeah, so like, the,

: 1239

00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,391

-: 2024

from Sharknado or

: 1240

00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:29,511

-: 2024

well, Sharknado was a movie, but there

: 1241

00:48:29,511 --> 00:48:32,391

was a ton of sci fi original series

: 1242

00:48:32,941 --> 00:48:37,501

Battlestar Galactica Is probably the

most famous of them there's all kinds of

: 1243

00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:38,141

stuff,

: 1244

00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:39,311

-: 2024

yeah, we already know that a whole

: 1245

00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:41,581

bunch of Battlestar Galactica

people were on this show.

: 1246

00:48:41,581 --> 00:48:42,861

-: 2024

we already had a bunch of Cylons

: 1247

00:48:42,891 --> 00:48:45,271

-: 2024

like, , Farscape Actors, Battlestar

: 1248

00:48:45,271 --> 00:48:50,941

Galactica Actors, , Eureka

Actors, What else was on there?

: 1249

00:48:50,981 --> 00:48:51,641

, Warehouse 13.

: 1250

00:48:52,227 --> 00:48:53,947

That, that set of shows

: 1251

00:48:54,147 --> 00:48:55,267

-: 2024

gonna say you have to take away

: 1252

00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:58,647

Battlestar Galactica because

we've already seen four of

: 1253

00:48:58,647 --> 00:48:58,857

them.

: 1254

00:48:59,592 --> 00:49:01,202

-: 2024

four from Battlestar Galactica?

: 1255

00:49:01,202 --> 00:49:01,572

-: 2024

: 1256

00:49:01,697 --> 00:49:02,167

-: 2024

: 1257

00:49:02,527 --> 00:49:02,827

Okay,

: 1258

00:49:02,937 --> 00:49:06,947

I will omit Battlestar

Galactica from the running.

: 1259

00:49:07,217 --> 00:49:10,152

Well,

: 1260

00:49:10,152 --> 00:49:11,502

-: 2024

like, is

: 1261

00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,477

-: 2024

Sci is Sci Fi even still a

: 1262

00:49:12,772 --> 00:49:13,552

-: 2024

that they are in this

: 1263

00:49:13,857 --> 00:49:16,317

-: 2024

yeah, I expect it to be shows that

: 1264

00:49:16,627 --> 00:49:19,207

were on Sci Fi in this time period.

: 1265

00:49:19,207 --> 00:49:22,814

Uh, maybe a little bit before , maybe

a little bit after, but within

: 1266

00:49:22,914 --> 00:49:24,564

a year of it running on Sci Fi.

: 1267

00:49:25,809 --> 00:49:27,769

Have I made this impossible to track?

: 1268

00:49:28,129 --> 00:49:28,569

Is this

: 1269

00:49:28,769 --> 00:49:29,059

too

: 1270

00:49:29,124 --> 00:49:29,474

-: 2024

: 1271

00:49:29,974 --> 00:49:29,994

Yeah.

: 1272

00:49:30,624 --> 00:49:30,864

-: 2024

: 1273

00:49:30,864 --> 00:49:31,014

you know

: 1274

00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:31,224

what?

: 1275

00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:31,829

-: 2024

Well, whatever, let's

: 1276

00:49:31,954 --> 00:49:32,444

-: 2024

I know how to

: 1277

00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:33,559

-: 2024

Let's just dive in.

: 1278

00:49:33,754 --> 00:49:34,934

-: 2024

I know how to check this, it's

: 1279

00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:35,379

-: 2024

: 1280

00:49:36,189 --> 00:49:36,679

-: 2024

: 1281

00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:36,749

it

: 1282

00:49:36,769 --> 00:49:37,149

down

: 1283

00:49:37,289 --> 00:49:37,709

-: 2024

well I'll go

: 1284

00:49:37,749 --> 00:49:39,949

-: 2024

number of actors if that helps Ben.

: 1285

00:49:40,839 --> 00:49:43,839

I'll say we get two people

from Eureka and Warehouse 13

: 1286

00:49:44,784 --> 00:49:47,334

those were the shows that were

running at the same time, I think.

: 1287

00:49:47,334 --> 00:49:48,404

That sounds right to me

: 1288

00:49:48,529 --> 00:49:51,529

-: 2024

Um, so my daytime prediction, just as

: 1289

00:49:51,529 --> 00:49:56,349

she fares, we see Jonas again, he comes

back I'm going to say for a bonus, he

: 1290

00:49:56,349 --> 00:50:01,689

comes back at the the helm of a ship

because we know he was a test pilot

: 1291

00:50:01,689 --> 00:50:04,969

before all this started happening, they

have figured, they figured out how to

: 1292

00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:11,239

use the the quadria, and he shows up

to save the day in a super cool ship.

: 1293

00:50:11,739 --> 00:50:12,799

-: 2024

that's almost exactly what

: 1294

00:50:12,854 --> 00:50:14,514

-: 2024

Uh, my . What?

: 1295

00:50:15,189 --> 00:50:16,779

-: 2024

Almost exactly what I said.

: 1296

00:50:16,779 --> 00:50:19,069

I said he shows up with

a fleet of Kelowdians.

: 1297

00:50:19,849 --> 00:50:21,339

-: 2024

Well, you said he shows up with clodians.

: 1298

00:50:21,359 --> 00:50:23,839

I was saying he shows up in

a cool advanced spaceship.

: 1299

00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:24,174

-: 2024

: 1300

00:50:24,174 --> 00:50:25,934

-: 2024

For my evening prediction so

: 1301

00:50:25,934 --> 00:50:28,884

we know Danjax has amnesia.

: 1302

00:50:29,264 --> 00:50:34,794

But my prediction is he gets

his memories back and more.

: 1303

00:50:34,794 --> 00:50:40,544

There are new memories new things that

he now knows that were not there before.

: 1304

00:50:41,044 --> 00:50:41,304

-: 2024

: 1305

00:50:41,804 --> 00:50:42,164

-: 2024

: 1306

00:50:42,194 --> 00:50:46,474

my final prediction, We do not

see Anubis face in this episode.

: 1307

00:50:47,074 --> 00:50:52,074

So my prediction is when we finally

do get Anubis reveal, it is a

: 1308

00:50:52,104 --> 00:50:53,764

character we have already met.

: 1309

00:50:54,024 --> 00:50:56,174

-: 2024

Anubis's identity is revealed.

: 1310

00:50:56,674 --> 00:50:58,609

-: 2024

: 1311

00:50:58,944 --> 00:50:59,494

-: 2024

we know.

: 1312

00:51:00,044 --> 00:51:03,004

-: 2024

a character who's previously been on SG

: 1313

00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:03,654

-: 2024

Yes.

: 1314

00:51:04,099 --> 00:51:04,489

Yeah.

: 1315

00:51:05,169 --> 00:51:07,289

Not just like, Oh hey,

it's Edward James Olmos.

: 1316

00:51:07,299 --> 00:51:07,899

We know him.

: 1317

00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:09,039

I recognize that actor.

: 1318

00:51:09,049 --> 00:51:12,309

No, it's somebody who has

previously been a character,

: 1319

00:51:12,329 --> 00:51:14,239

like, established on the show.

: 1320

00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,839

-: 2024

on to my predictions continuing with

: 1321

00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:22,139

my tradition of going with theme

episodes, I'm going to start off

: 1322

00:51:22,149 --> 00:51:25,869

with one I absolutely hate, I've

seen this so many times in so many

: 1323

00:51:25,949 --> 00:51:31,124

different mediums of television that

there's a Lost in the Desert episode.

: 1324

00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:32,214

This always happens.

: 1325

00:51:32,324 --> 00:51:33,104

I absolutely hate it.

: 1326

00:51:33,104 --> 00:51:37,554

It's so fucking boring, but

they did it on Star Trek.

: 1327

00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:40,694

They did it on Star Trek again.

: 1328

00:51:40,924 --> 00:51:41,984

They did it in TNG.

: 1329

00:51:42,014 --> 00:51:43,504

They did it in Enterprise.

: 1330

00:51:44,004 --> 00:51:45,784

It was even in one of

the John Wick movies.

: 1331

00:51:45,784 --> 00:51:48,184

He gets lost in the desert

and it's just so boring.

: 1332

00:51:48,674 --> 00:51:51,394

I don't know why they keep doing it,

but yeah, definitely there's going

: 1333

00:51:51,394 --> 00:51:52,994

to be a Lost in the Desert episode.

: 1334

00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:57,249

My next prediction , is, we're

gonna get a wedding episode.

: 1335

00:51:58,244 --> 00:51:58,364

-: 2024

: 1336

00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:02,489

-: 2024

bonus points if it's Carter and O'Neal.

: 1337

00:52:02,489 --> 00:52:03,249

-: 2024

: 1338

00:52:03,674 --> 00:52:05,164

-: 2024

finally, ha ha ha

: 1339

00:52:05,569 --> 00:52:08,459

-: 2024

they even been romantic at all?

: 1340

00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:09,889

-: 2024

: 1341

00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:10,324

-: 2024

: 1342

00:52:10,324 --> 00:52:10,764

season

: 1343

00:52:10,889 --> 00:52:12,039

-: 2024

He's already married.

: 1344

00:52:12,809 --> 00:52:15,789

-: 2024

he's not, he forgot that he's married.

: 1345

00:52:16,189 --> 00:52:19,662

Ha ha . And for my final

prediction the team rides horses.

: 1346

00:52:19,662 --> 00:52:20,122

-: 2024

Okay.

: 1347

00:52:20,322 --> 00:52:20,712

-: 2024

: 1348

00:52:20,897 --> 00:52:23,487

-: 2024

on a planet, the mount breaks down or

: 1349

00:52:23,487 --> 00:52:24,777

something, they need to get somewhere.

: 1350

00:52:24,827 --> 00:52:25,307

We, we,

: 1351

00:52:25,552 --> 00:52:28,772

-: 2024

like we saw this on the Thor world.

: 1352

00:52:29,552 --> 00:52:31,682

-: 2024

what, they don't actually ride horses

: 1353

00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:33,397

-: 2024

somebody else rode a horse and they

: 1354

00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:35,847

had one horse and they sent it away

: 1355

00:52:35,897 --> 00:52:37,137

because we only had the horse.

: 1356

00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:39,607

-: 2024

rented it for, for like 8 hours that

: 1357

00:52:39,607 --> 00:52:40,997

day and they had to return the horse.

: 1358

00:52:41,497 --> 00:52:45,357

Yeah, the team is either going to

escape via horseback or they're

: 1359

00:52:45,357 --> 00:52:50,387

going to ride in, , to show up at the

last minute via rescue on horseback.

: 1360

00:52:50,387 --> 00:52:50,717

So yeah.

: 1361

00:52:51,217 --> 00:52:52,237

So there's my predictions

: 1362

00:52:52,732 --> 00:52:53,062

-: 2024

: 1363

00:52:54,222 --> 00:52:58,392

we'll be back next week with

Season 7, Episode 18, Heroes

: 1364

00:52:58,422 --> 00:53:00,122

Part 2, where we will be

: 1365

00:53:00,122 --> 00:53:02,962

hitting the skip recap at the start of

: 1366

00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:03,852

the episode.

: 1367

00:53:04,157 --> 00:53:04,677

going

: 1368

00:53:04,687 --> 00:53:05,127

in

: 1369

00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:08,887

-: 2024

verbal abuse from the biggest Stargate.

: 1370

00:53:09,007 --> 00:53:12,127

out of all the episodes you

could have rolled the dice for.

: 1371

00:53:12,127 --> 00:53:12,247

Ugh.

: 1372

00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:14,117

-: 2024

I'm, I'm happy

: 1373

00:53:14,117 --> 00:53:14,537

about it,

: 1374

00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,332

-: 2024

a knack for hitting critically

: 1375

00:53:17,332 --> 00:53:19,202

acclaimed episodes on these rolls.

: 1376

00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,732

Uh, it happened on Breaking Bad,

it happened on Into the Badlands,

: 1377

00:53:23,872 --> 00:53:25,022

and it's happening here too.

: 1378

00:53:25,497 --> 00:53:28,217

So, I guess my dice are just lucky.

: 1379

00:53:28,737 --> 00:53:33,407

Um, legit, I mean, you guys

watch me roll every time.

: 1380

00:53:33,407 --> 00:53:36,317

Like, this is actually randomized.

: 1381

00:53:36,607 --> 00:53:37,767

I promise, listener.

: 1382

00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,360

-: 2024

Alright, well this will be fun.

: 1383

00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,400

-: 2024

I promised to say thank you to Goon

: 1384

00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,954

Squad for letting us use ru The fuck?

: 1385

00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:46,124

that was, that was,

: 1386

00:53:46,274 --> 00:53:47,934

that was all confidence.

: 1387

00:53:48,124 --> 00:53:51,289

Bad segue ., What'd I say?

: 1388

00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:52,489

had a,

: 1389

00:53:53,174 --> 00:53:53,674

-: 2024

: 1390

00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:54,364

-: 2024

Ripe.

: 1391

00:53:54,524 --> 00:53:54,674

We

: 1392

00:53:54,779 --> 00:53:55,329

-: 2024

: 1393

00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:56,209

I know we thank R.

: 1394

00:53:56,209 --> 00:53:56,329

I.

: 1395

00:53:56,339 --> 00:53:56,359

P.

: 1396

00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:56,369

E.

: 1397

00:53:56,379 --> 00:53:58,859

for Goon Squad, but I

said a thing before that.

: 1398

00:53:59,449 --> 00:54:00,479

Randomized, it doesn't matter.

: 1399

00:54:01,139 --> 00:54:02,779

We just gotta say thank you to R.

: 1400

00:54:02,779 --> 00:54:02,969

I.

: 1401

00:54:02,979 --> 00:54:02,999

P.

: 1402

00:54:02,999 --> 00:54:03,009

E.

: 1403

00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:05,149

for letting us use Goon

Squad as our theme music.

: 1404

00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:05,809

Appreciate it.

: 1405

00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:06,609

Love the song.

: 1406

00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:07,249

Thank you so much.

: 1407

00:54:07,249 --> 00:54:10,719

Check them out on Spotify, , Tidal,

wherever you stream music.

: 1408

00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,309

-: 2024

big thank you to everyone in the

: 1409

00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:15,229

Dominion Media Research Lab for

helping us out with this episode.

: 1410

00:54:15,229 --> 00:54:18,069

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and help us out with our scoring.

: 1411

00:54:18,544 --> 00:54:22,874

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: 1412

00:54:23,204 --> 00:54:25,804

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: 1413

00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:28,364

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give you a shout out on the show!

: 1414

00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:30,044

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And thank you to Annette Lucina for

: 1415

00:54:30,044 --> 00:54:34,184

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you have placed under creative comments.

: 1416

00:54:34,394 --> 00:54:37,054

Thank you for making free

art so we can make free art.

: 1417

00:54:37,054 --> 00:54:39,844

-: 2024

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: 1418

00:54:39,844 --> 00:54:41,374

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: 1419

00:54:41,874 --> 00:54:43,474

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: 1420

00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,109

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