[18+] What happens when your roommate wants to order Hawiann Pizza but you want something with sausage on it.

Today’s story is “Foxing for Pizza” by NightEyes DaySpring, an exceedingly silly story that appeared on his Patreon first. A wolf with a penchant for coffee, NightEyes’ work has appeared in anthologies like FANG and Heat, and he edited the anthology Dissident Signals with Slip-Wolf. You can find more about his writing on twitter at @wolfwithcoffee or check out his website, https://nighteyes-dayspring.com.

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and today’s story is Today’s story is

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“Foxing for Pizza”

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by NightEyes DaySpring,

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an exceedingly silly story that appeared on his Patreon first.

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A wolf with a penchant for coffee,

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NightEyes’ work has appeared in anthologies like FANG and Heat,

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and he edited the anthology Dissident Signals

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with Slip-Wolf. You can find more about his writing on twitter

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at @wolfwithcoffee

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or check out his website, https://nighteyes

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-dayspring.com.

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“Foxing for Pizza”

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by NightEyes Dayspring

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When he said he wanted pepperoni and sausage on his pizza, Alex knew he was going to be getting meat,

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but he didn’t know he was going to have to get some meat to get his pizza.

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It wasn’t like he hadn’t taken a dick for DiGiorno before, but he thought tonight he might get away with just licking some sausage.

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Leo though, had different ideas.

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“God, you’re tight,”

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grunted the black-backed jackal.

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The fox wiggled his hips,

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feeling the shaft inside of him shift around.

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“We should do this more often then and loosen me up.”

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The jackal barked amused

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and gripped the fox’s hips.

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“Well you said you wanted sausage tonight and I’m going to give it to you.”

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He shoved himself all the way into the fox,

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pushing his knot against him,

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filling him. “Yeah!”

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yipped the fox. “Give me all your meat.

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Fill me with your cheesy goodness.”

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Suddenly he felt his whole body shaking like an earthquake.

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“Hey, hey, wake up man!” #

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“Wha?” mumbled Alex,

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blinking at the jackal standing over him.

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He was on the couch,

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the video game controller still clutched in one paw.

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“Man, you mumble some fucked up shit when you are asleep,” said Leo.

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“’Fill me with your cheesy goodness?’ What the fuck is that?”

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“Oh uh, nothing. Just dreaming about food.”

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The image of Leo being deep inside of him came back to him.

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“Uh. Nothing at all.”

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The jackal plopped down in the chair next to the couch,

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clutching a can of soda.

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“Yeah, yeah. I heard something about sausage also.”

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The fox sat up and pulled his shirt to straighten it, realizing then he had a hard-on showing through his boxers.

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He tried to flick his tail to cover it up, but it was pinned under his leg.

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The jackal just shook his head watching this.

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“That looks like one of your dreams again.”

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“Hey, there is nothing wrong with having an overactive imagination, if it

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gets you laid in your sleep.”

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Leo just shrugged

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and pulled out his phone.

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“I just dream about stupid shit:

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studying for school, washing the dishes,

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and being stuck at work.

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It tends to be pretty mundane.”

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“I can’t help it if it my mind gets creative for me.

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It’s good to have fantasies.”

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“Yeah, yeah. You tell me that all the time.

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Hey, you want to get some dinner or are you ready to turn in for the night?”

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The fox considered for a moment

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and then smiled. “I could eat.”

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“You know what you want?”

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His imagination had told him exactly what he was craving,

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and his stomach made a growling sound then to reinforce that.

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“Pizza, but we don’t have any frozen pizza left.”

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Leo tapped his phone.

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“We can always get some delivery.”

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The fox frowned. “I’m kind of broke right now. I don’t get paid till Friday.

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I had to pay my car insurance for the next six months yesterday.

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I guess it will be ramen again tonight.”

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The jackal made a gagging sound.

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“That stuff is either too salty or it doesn’t have any taste.”

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“So, don’t add the whole flavor packet,”

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Alex shifted around so he could stop sitting on his tail.

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“The good old college standby never fails.”

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“You know I think that cheap stuff is nasty.”

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Leo shuddered. “Pizza does really sound good though,”

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he added, pulling up a local place on his phone.

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“Maybe Hawaiian.” “Oh come on. You know I don’t like pineapple on pizza.”

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The jackal chuckled.

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“You said you couldn’t afford it.”

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“Yeah, but I was just dreaming of splitting a pizza with you.”

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Okay, he’d been dreaming of a lot more than pizza,

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but the jackal didn’t need to know that. “I would

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be happy to pay you back.”

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“Uh huh. What was that you were mumbling about before I woke you up?

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Oh right, something about being filled with cheese or something.”

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The fox’s ears lowered.

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“Okay so it wasn’t just pizza I was dreaming about.”

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“Oh really?” he said leaning forward,

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ears focusing on Alex.

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Leo put his drink down on the end table

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and his tail thumped against the chair.

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“Why don’t you tell me.”

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“Uh… well there was sausage.” “Uh huh.

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huh.” “Sausage in me…”

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“You dreamed about being fucked by a piece of sausage?”

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“No! I mean yes, but it was your sausage,”

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the jackal gave him a surprised look,

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“and hey, it was a dream okay?

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Mine get a little weird too.”

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Leo put his phone down.

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“What am I, just a piece of meat to you?” His ears splayed. “Hey, you are way more than just a piece of meat to me.

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You’re my friend,

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my housemate…,” and sexy too, but now wasn’t the time for Alex to mention that. “Uh huh.

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According to your subconscious, I’m just a piece of meat for you to enjoy.”

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The fox rolled his eyes.

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“Like you complained last time.

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I seem to recall you were quite happy for me to share my sausage with you.”

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“One time. I take it one time, and you won’t let me live it down.”

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“Well maybe,” said the fox, stretching back on the couch,

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“I should share mine with you more often.”

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“Yeah, maybe not,” said the jackal picking up his phone. “We’re

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housemates, not lifemates.

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Anyway, what type of pizza do you want?”

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The fox pouted. “You are no fun, and I’m still broke.”

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The jackal shrugged.

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“No meat for you then.”

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The fox whined. “But I’m hungry.”

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“Uh huh,” Leo just tapped on his phone.

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Alex rolled off the couch onto the floor

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and crawled over to the chair on all fours.

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His tail wagged in anticipation.

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“Perhaps we can make a deal.”

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“I’m getting Hawaiian.”

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The fox crept up the chair a little so he could look up at the jackal from about waist height.

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“What would it take for you to order something with sausage on it?”

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His tail wagged slowly.

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Leo looked down at him.

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“And what are you offering?”

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“Well, I’m hungry, and I’d do anything for some meat I enjoy.

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Ramen is nice, but I don’t have the stuff to make good ramen.”

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The jackal reached down to tickle the underside of the fox’s muzzle.

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“Anything?” The fox smiled.

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“Within, reason of course,

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but you won’t complain.”

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A paw reached up and gently tugged at the zipper of the jackal’s shorts.

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“You aren’t going to order Hawaiian now, are you?”

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“Still thinking about it.”

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He leaned over and sniffed around the jackal’s crotch with his nose.

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“Think a little harder.”

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The jackal smirked.

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“Hey, I do like pineapple.”

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The fox undid the button of the jackal’s shorts

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and pulled them back.

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“Well, I’ve got my heart set on sausage.”

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He tugged down the hem of the boxes Alex wore

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and kissed the pink tip peeking out of the jackal’s sheath.

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“I think you do too.”

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The jackal shifted his hips.

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“I can be convinced,”

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he said, tapping on his phone,

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as the fox nuzzled his sheath,

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drawing out his shaft.

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Slowly it hardened as the warm breath from the fox’s muzzle washed over him.

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Finally, Alex clicked order on the pizza and tossed the phone on the couch as his shaft was coming to full attention.

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“It should be here in twenty to thirty minutes,

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and since I ordered the works, why don’t you show me the works.” “Sausage

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and pepperoni together with vegetables?

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You do spoil me!”

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The jackal nodded.

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A tongue licked up the jackal’s shaft.

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“I’ll have to do something special for you then.”

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The jackal leaned back in chair,

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pressing his crotch forward toward the fox.

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“Then you better get busy.”

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The fox chuckled

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and reached to take the base of the jackal’s penis,

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licking up the member slowly, savoring the feeling of it on his tongue.

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The jackal’s arousal gave off a strong,

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familiar musk. Since he’d moved in with Leo, the scent was always present in the apartment, but during sex

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it was stronger, sharper.

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Alex knew his own scent responded in kind.

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He took his time with the shaft,

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making sure to get it nice and wet,

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feeling it gently throb at his touch,

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not wanting to push the jackal too far too quickly.

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He wanted to earn his treat,

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and his own maleness had slipped free of his sheath and was peeking out of his boxers now.

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His shifted his weight, listening to the increasingly ragged breathing of the jackal.

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“You’ll play with that all day if I let you,”

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said Leo with a pant.

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The fox flicked his ears back and closed his eyes,

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drawing his tongue up slowly in response.

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The jackal squirmed under

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him. “Is that the only way you want your sausage?”

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His ear went up and then one dropped down to side in a questioning gesture

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as he started to suckle on the shaft.

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Gently Leo pushed him away, but he resisted until the jackal grew firmer in his effort

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before Alex sat back on the floor,

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tail wagging. “What?

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I’ve got to earn my meal, don’t I?”

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he growled lustily.

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The jackal huffed.

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“Oh, you’ll earn it all right.”

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Alex’s tongue rolled out his muzzle and curled up at the end.

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“We didn’t order stuffed crust, did we?”

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The jackal huffed

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and pulled off his shorts and underwear, discarding them on the ground.

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“Lie back and you’ll find out.”

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He considered for a moment,

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not that he didn’t want to do it,

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but to see how worked up he could get Leo.

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“I mean you did get sausage and pepperoni together,”

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he murmured, lying back with a grin on the area rug in front of the TV.

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He slipped off his boxers, having to tug his shaft out of them

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and tossed the underwear on the couch.

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He should probably get a towel, but he was too

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caught up in the moment to care.

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If they got spots on the rug,

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they’d worry about that later.

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Leo fished the bottle of lube stashed in the end

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table drawer out, then got down on all fours,

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creeping over to Alex.

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He tugged up the fox’s shirt.

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“Hands over your head.”

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Obediently, Alex compiled.

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He started to pull off the shirt,

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but Leo stopped him, leaving it wrapped around his wrists as makeshift handcuffs

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by pinning the fabric against the ground.

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If he wanted, Alex could have slipped his hands free,

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but that wasn’t the point.

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It would give him something to struggle against,

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and he liked that. The jackal had already found out what made his fur

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flush. Hot breath washed over his neck, and a tender play bite nipped at his throat,

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the jackal’s fangs grazing through his fur.

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Alex gasped in excitement and squirmed as he felt Leo pressing himself up against his rear entrance.

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“So, you want sausage?”

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whispered Leo, muffled,

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muzzle around Alex’s throat.

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The fox felt a fang graze against his flesh as the jackal waited for his response.

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“Yes please,” he panted,

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eyes half closed.

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The jackal let go of his neck and

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had to sit up to open the bottle of lube.

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He poured a good amount on himself and lubed the fox up by drizzling some over the fox’s rump.

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He quickly fingered the fox before climbing back on top,

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pressing back the fox’s already lifted legs so he could fuck him.

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Alex was already excited and ready, so Leo slipped the tip into the fox’s rump easily

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and gripped his hips

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as he started to find some leverage.

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Once he got himself under Alex, Leo pushed himself in deeper,

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getting it all the way down into the fox before he started playing with Alex’s own member,

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using his lube slickened paw to stroke the vulpine.

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Alex moaned as the jackal worked himself in and out.

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“Is this what you wanted, foxy?”

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he said, grabbing Alex’s hips and thrusting in.

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The paw slick with lube matting his fur.

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Eyes closed, he panted.

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“Yes… sir.” Leo’s knot had started to swell.

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He’d teased the poor jackal a little too much and he was already worked up.

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The jackal slammed himself down into the fox.

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“Louder.” “Yes sir.” He moaned.

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“I want the neighbors to hear you,”

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huffed Leo, his swelling knot making the resistance grow as he slammed in again.

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Alex screwed his eyes shut,

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tugging against the t-shirt wrapped around his hands.

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“Yes sir!” That was all it took, and the jackal forced himself in,

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the knot tying them together.

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The fox’s cock was already rock hard,

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and as the jackal’s paw closed around the vulpine shaft again, Leo began stroking,

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grinding his tied member into the fox.

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This made Alex quiver and tense,

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causing Leo to finally cum inside the fox.

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“Oh god…” the fox panted.

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“Come on, I want to feel you twitch around my shaft and milk it,”

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panted Leo. The fox moaned loudly and shivered at the touch

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as his knot was squeezed.

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The jackal stroked quickly,

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leaning over the fox as he did and in no time, Alex had shot,

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getting cum on Leo’s shirt.

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“That’s a good boy,”

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said Leo, leaning back a little and smiling.

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He smacked Alex’s rump causing the fox to jump and yelp

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and tug against the knot.

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“Hey! No abusing the goods.

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goods.” “You are saying you don’t like it a little rough?” “Mm…”

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He wiggled his hips, feeling the knot still inside of him.

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“You aren’t supposed to know that.”

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The jackal leaned forward,

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still tied to the fox and shifted his weight, so he could bring his muzzle close to the fox and whisper into one of his ears.

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“Oh, but I do.” The fox smirked.

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“Well, maybe I want you to know.

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It makes it more fun.”

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“You get me in trouble with that you know.”

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“Oh please, like the neighbors don’t know,”

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he said, tail wagging under them.

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“It’s still early anyway.”

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Leo shrugged. He was going to say something else, but the doorbell suddenly rang.

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“Oh shit, they’re already here!”

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hissed the jackal. “I thought you said they were going to be take thirty minutes,”

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yelped Alex as Leo tugged himself free of the fox,

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his knot still swollen.

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It came loose with a squelching sound.

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“They’re only a few blocks away,” said the jackal,

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grabbing his shorts and dragging them up over his shaft and sheath.

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The doorbell rang again and he glanced at his shirt with dried cum still on it.

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“Shit.” “Use my shirt,” said the fox freeing it from his hands and tossing it up to the jackal.

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Quickly Leo pulled off the sticky shirt, throwing it aside, and pulled on the other t-shirt.

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It was a little tight on him, but the pizza guy wouldn’t care.

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He snatched the wallet off the coffee table and walked over to the door.

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Alex strategically stayed where he was since you couldn’t see that part of the living room from the entranceway.

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When the jackal opened it,

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a raccoon was there, holding a pizza box.

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She took in his disheveled appearance and wrinkled her nose, catching the scent of sex in the air.

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“One large works for Leonard?”

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“Yeah, that’s me,” said Leo,

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pulling out money for a tip.

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“Here you go.” She took the five dollars and passed over the pizza,

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backing away. The scent coming out of the apartment was strong.

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“Have a good night.

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night.” “You too.” Leo closed and locked the apartment door, and came back over to the couch, putting the pizza on the coffee table.

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“Maybe we should clean up first before we eat.”

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“Yeah,” said the fox, getting up from the floor.

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Glancing down, he saw there was a lube stain on the carpet.

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He didn’t want to drip on anything, so he curled his tail tight around himself so he could walk to the bathroom.

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“Hey Alex?” said the jackal as the fox was turning away.

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“Yeah?” “I grabbed your wallet by accident to tip the driver.”

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“Oh, that’s okay.” The jackal held out the wallet and pulled out two twenty-dollar bills.

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“I thought you said you were broke.”

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“Oh, huh, look at that,”

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said the fox with a grin.

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“I guess I’m not broke.”

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“Did you… just set me up?”

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The grin widened.

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“Leo, why would I do that?”

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The jackal blinked.

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“You little shit! You just took a dick for delivery.”

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The fox shrugged.

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“So I bottomed for pizza.

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I mean yeah, I could have just ordered pizza myself,

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but this was a lot more fun, wouldn’t you say?

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Anyway…” he licked his lips.

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“I wanted sausage tonight.”

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“You pizza slut.” The fox laughed as he walked toward the bathroom.

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“Wait till you see what I’ll do when you order all the meats.

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You’re going to love that.”

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This was “Foxing for Pizza”

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by NightEyes DaySpring,

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read for you by Khaki,

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your faithful fireside companion.

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Thank you for listening

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to The Voice of Dog