[18+] What happens when your roommate wants to order Hawiann Pizza but you want something with sausage on it.

Today’s story is “Foxing for Pizza” by NightEyes DaySpring, an exceedingly silly story that appeared on his Patreon first. A wolf with a penchant for coffee, NightEyes’ work has appeared in anthologies like FANG and Heat, and he edited the anthology Dissident Signals with Slip-Wolf. You can find more about his writing on twitter at @wolfwithcoffee or check out his website, https://nighteyes-dayspring.com.

Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.