If Yahweh were to write his own infomercial, hoping to find someone to love, it might sound something like this. "Do you ever feel like a lonely worm? Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to eat mountains? Does the want to strike evil elves from the earth keep you awake at night? If so, be silent before me and listen. I am God Yahweh, I will hold your hand, I will make crooked places straight."

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