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Laura and Xhafer workshop head-cat names. Laura thinks maybe Romo just needs to play ball with someone. Xhafer alliterates. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 8: Sine Qua Non.

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Laura:

Hello, and welcome to Who Are You?

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We're a reasonably well done sci-fi

watch cast by a couple of former

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strangers who are now friends, and

watching:

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I'm Laura.

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Xhafer: And I'm Jafare.

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Laura: And I just saw you

updated your name in Descript.

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Xhafer: Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes, I did.

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It's a joke I'll be making

later in the episode, but

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Laura: Okay,

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Xhafer: you what it was, so

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Laura: if you wanna,

like, hold that one for

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your your favorite moment.

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Xhafer: I do wanna hold that

joke for my favorite moment.

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I've been

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Laura: Okay.

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Xhafer: A- as I will say when the

time comes, it's a joke I've been

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holding for four seasons of this show.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: So it's time finally.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Congratulations.

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Xhafer: Right?

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Laura: We made it.

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I just want everybody to know that

at the top of my notes, every single

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episode since it happened, I have been…

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I have written, "Gracas Watch 2026,"

and there has been no Gracas yet.

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Xhafer: No.

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Laura: Not again, so.

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Xhafer: well, I mean, we don't

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Laura: Yeah.

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was in my last episode notes, too.

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I just want you to know that it's

there every time until we get it.

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Xhafer: We do see S- Caprica Six

for like 30 seconds of this episode.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Do we?

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Xhafer: yeah, just a

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Laura: we do.

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Yes.

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Yes, we do.

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Xhafer: yeah.

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Laura: There's so much

to talk about there.

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Xhafer: Sure is.

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Laura: Also, I keep writing at the top of

s, right next to Gracas Watch:

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: "WTF Nikki," because I keep

feeling like that should be something.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: Is this n- are you

talking about Nikki Klein

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Laura: No, sorry.

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Nikki, the child,

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Xhafer: Oh,

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Laura: of Tiro and Callie, who

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Xhafer: Yes.

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Laura: should be a thing.

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Xhafer: Who should be a thing, 100%.

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Um, I will say your Grokkus watch does

get little bit of a bump this episode.

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You probably just didn't catch it.

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Laura: You're probably right, 'cause

I look very confused right now.

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Xhafer: it's not, it was not Grokkus.

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Laura: Oh.

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Oh, yes.

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No, I…

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: we do meet a new,

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Laura: Head person.

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Xhafer: A new head person this episode

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Laura: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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No, that's what I, I was gonna say.

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Do you just wanna out it now?

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Is Lance a head person?

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Xhafer: Uh, Yeah, the Lance the Cap.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: Yeah, 100%.

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Laura: I think he's a head person.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: Yeah, I mean, we'll

talk about it when we get there

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because Lee kind of tells on

himself a bit but I'm here for it.

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it's a fucking weird-ass episode.

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Laura: Yep.

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Xhafer: Episode 8 "Signed, Qanon."

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It's about conspiracy theories.

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Laura: Eh.

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Xhafer: No?

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Okay.

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Let me retake it.

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" Sine Qua Non"?

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Laura: Mm, it ain't that, no.

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" Xhafer: Sine Qua Non," of course

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uh,

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: We open on Leader Six being

brought to Cottle for surgery, the Quorum

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talking about the Basestar jumping away,

Papadama, or is it Athena, brought to

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his quarters Zarek tries to get the

Quorum to just calm down a little.

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: he establishes himself as the

acting president of the colonies here.

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And Lee calls his dad, who's all

like, "Hey care if recognizing

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Zarek or having a conversation with

calm- would calm down the fleet.

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That's not my job.

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That's your job, Mr.

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Quorum, and good fucking luck.

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Go to hell."

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah, when we're, like, rushing Natalie

off to Doc Cottle, I was like, well,

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you know, at least he got some good

experience, I guess, on New Caprica

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operating on these Cylon birdies.

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But does not seem to be helpful

when you've been shot at point-blank

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range twice in the chest.

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Xhafer: No.

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Laura: I think it's pretty funny

that Adama still has this grudge on

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Zarek and will not take his calls.

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Xhafer: I mean, they're

not upset about it.

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Laura: Yeah, it's all right.

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Xhafer: I've, been angry at

people for less for longer.

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Laura: Sure, yeah.

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Same, honestly.

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Xhafer: Adama is, speaking of being

angry at people, pissed at Athena

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throwing the truce away, possibly

killing Rosalyn and Helo, most

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importantly, breaking her promise to him.

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Laura: Yeah, he is mad and disappointed.

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Xhafer: is really the

most important thing?

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Really?

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Breaking the promise?

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Laura: Yeah, the truce.

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Xhafer: and you're mad about

the promise being broken?

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Laura: The, the truce was

pretty important, yeah.

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And in this, like, Quorum conversation

where Zarek's trying to calm them down

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a little bit, it really sounds like

the humans believe at least that the

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jump was because of the assassination.

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Xhafer: Yes Like, because people are going

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Laura: because

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Xhafer: going to say

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Laura: Athena shot Natalie or Leader

Six, that- This base star jumped away.

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But we, what we saw was that we just

plugged in the hybrid and she jumped.

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So we don't really know

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Xhafer: happened

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Laura: if that, if, if those two

things actually have anything

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to do with each other or not.

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I mean, you know, but I don't really know.

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Xhafer: actually happen I don't--

I, I mean, you'll know next episode.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: at the uh, when we recorded

the last one, this is kind of really a

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two-parter with the next one where we get

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: the same story told

from the different goings-ons.

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Laura: Yeah, So Natalie has died.

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Xhafer: Gonna

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Laura: you give me, Papa Adama, just don't

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Xhafer: money

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Laura: separate me from Hera."

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Xhafer: you give me

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Laura: And Adama's like, "The brig is

no place for your child, so sorry."

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Xhafer: I mean, he's not, like,

saying you can't see Hera ever, right?

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But you're going to the brig

'cause you shot somebody.

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Laura: Right.

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Xhafer: the brig.

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That is what happens.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: you're expecting Hera to

hang out in the brig this whole time?

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Which

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: is what happens

at the end of the episode.

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Laura: Right.

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Xhafer: But what, like…

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We'll talk about it there.

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That's so dumb.

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Laura: S- how many times has a Sharon

shot somebody point-blank in the chest?

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W-

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Xhafer: the same hallway.

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Laura: mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: is that the same hallway

where uh Callie shot Boomer?

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It feels like it.

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Laura: Oh, yeah, I don't know exactly, but

it's definitely around the ship, and she

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Xhafer: not actually be the same hallway

in terms of its, like, location, in terms

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of, like, where it is on Galactica, but

for the, it's the long hallway set that

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they have, it 1,000% is the same hallway.

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Laura: Yeah, It's so interesting

that she's doing this all on … You

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know, we know she's had a vision.

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She kinda tells Adama,

like, "I had a vision.

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They're trying to take my child.

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I just have a feeling."

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And the look on his face when she tells

him about the vision, he's like, "These

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people and their fucking visions."

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Xhafer: "I've got a vision of

me putting my foot up your ass."

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Laura: Exactly.

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Xhafer: Red Foreman style.

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Laura: Poor Adama, he's being

ruined by other people's visions.

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Xhafer: Yeah, it's a bad time.

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Tells the quorum that the dadmiral

won't recognize Zarek to theme,

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we get our survivor count 39,674.

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It's up one.

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Laura: Okay.

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Sure.

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Xhafer: unexplained unknown birth.

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Laura: Sure.

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Okay.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Good.

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Back from theme, Ty has sent a recon

raptor to where the resurrection hub was,

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Xhafer: Yeah,

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Laura: but it is gone.

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Xhafer: Yeah, the recon raptor

racetrack reports a rel-relinquished

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resurrection raft as enlisted

leader looks to Lucy Lawless.

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Laura: Sorry, what?

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Xhafer: The recon raptor racetrack reports

a relinquished resurrection raft as

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enlisted leader looks to Lucy Lawless.

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Laura: I,

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Xhafer: so they

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Laura: I got the Rs.

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Uh-huh.

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Xhafer: But uh Adama's all like, "Well,

they're going to get Deanna, so it has

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to be wherever they are, that's where…

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Wherever Deanna is, is where they are,

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Laura: Uh-huh.

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Xhafer: is the only explanation."

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Laura: Sure.

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Okay.

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Xhafer: There's

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Laura: there's a, a fun bit of business

in here where Ty is talking about Starbuck

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getting all the Vipers where they're

going or something, and I realized,

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like, "Oh, is Starbuck CAG now because

we, like, literally have nobody else?"

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Xhafer: I realized like, "Oh, she…"

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Like literally have no idea.

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Yes, Starbuck is CAG.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Helo's gone.

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Lee quit.

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a whole bunch of those pilots and

Vipers were over on that Basestar,

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Xhafer: Yes, that'll be

very important next episode.

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Laura: Ope.

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Xhafer: Starbuck, de facto CAG right now.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: Even sh…

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Yeah, Athena's in the

brig, like there's no one.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Great.

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So great.

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Nothing's gonna go wrong.

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Zarek is

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Xhafer: to punch you in the

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Laura: bunch of favors.

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I put y- you up for this position.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: you need to get your dad in line."

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Oh,

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Laura: Oh, there's a little

bit that I wanna call- Oh, okay

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Xhafer: which is because they are

down so many Vipers and pilots, they

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have to bunch up the fleet together.

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Laura: Yes.

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Yes, that was the whole…

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When they're having this conversation

with Starbuck, 'cause she's like, "Hey, I

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need everybody to scooch a little closer,

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: because I can't defend you

all with the few ships that I have."

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Xhafer: Yeah, this is important for a

couple of reasons, the main of which

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is that they are-- these pilots are

going to have to fly tight formation,

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which is not something civilian

ships are designed or want to do.

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Laura: Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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It-- I mean, if you're a D&D player,

there might be some other words you would

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use to describe this that might, might,

might hint at other reasons this is bad.

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Laura: Uh-huh.

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Xhafer: I don't wanna get into that.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Could be a friendly fire

situation, for sure.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: Yeah, but Lee's telling Zarek

that, "I'm sorry, the fact of the matter

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is Dad is never gonna accept you."

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: So it's time for a committee.

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A committee of two.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Lee meets up with our favorite

little guy, Romo Lampkin,

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Laura: Also just a little guy.

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Xhafer: Who is going to help

him with his plans to do fucking

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anything since the Quorum won't.

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Laura: Ah.

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I could tell right away that something

is not right about Romo Lampkin.

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There were two things

that tipped it off for me.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: What do you got?

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Laura: He's wearing his

pajamas under his coat.

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Like, the shirt immediately under

his coat, he's got, like, two shirts,

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but the one that's immediately

under it is a pajama shirt.

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I don't know if you noticed that.

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Xhafer: I did not.

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Laura: It's, like, a

button-down padam- pajama shirt.

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And the other is that he, like,

immediately takes his glasses

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off and doesn't put them back on.

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Xhafer: Yeah, there's a lot of that

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Laura: he's very sincere this whole time.

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He's, like, sincerely not right.

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Xhafer: just raw dogging light,

which is not Romo Lampkin's style.

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Laura: Mm-mm.

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So I was like, "Huh."

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They have this little, fee negotiation

moment where he's like, "How much

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am I gonna get paid for this?"

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And he's like, "Well, what did you

get paid for the Baltar defense?"

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And he says, "A room with a view,"

and points to his window that is,

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like, a little box in the wall

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Xhafer: card-sized window.

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Laura: Yeah.

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And uh, he's just not … This

man ain't healthy.

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Something ain't right.

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I was like, "Oh, has he just,

like, been in this room too long?

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Is this just, like, in a

box and he's going insane?

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Or, like, what's happening here?"

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But we're gonna find out.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: but, but Romo's,

like, really not into this.

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He's like, "Sometimes we just

gotta be happy with what we've got.

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Like, Zarek is fine.

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He seems fine.

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Okay?"

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Yeah, what's wrong with Zarek?

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Yeah.

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He's an elected official,

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: you.

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Adama asks Ty to ask

Caprica Six about the Hub.

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She says only hybrids can

find it, Ty loses his shit.

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He sees Ellen again.

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As Condition One is

called, he's choking her.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, I mean, hmm.

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So the, the conversation flow is,

like, he wants to know what's up.

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She's like, "Saul, why are you

s- why are you all business?"

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And he's really uptight, and she just

calls him on his emotions, and he

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admits that this is important to Adama.

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That's when she, like, flips into Ellen.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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Laura: I think

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I, I don't know exactly where this

conversation would have gone if the

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condition one hadn't been called.

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But it's like that condition one snapped

him out of it, and he remembered, like,

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this is another Cylon who I don't think

had collaborative intentions at all.

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Like, this, the way that

she flips into Ellen is very

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manipulative, and I don't like it.

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So I don't know.

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But he seems to have remembered

that he's got important stuff

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to do, so no more mind games.

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I'm going.

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I don't wanna see Ellen.

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I don't need to see Ellen.

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I have a ship to run, so.

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Xhafer: He runs up to C&C,

where we find out one of the

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missing Raptors has jumped back.

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is venting fuel and oil.

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Racetrack and some very bad CGI for

the uncharacter- realistically bad

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CGI for this show on a spacewalk

where she's all CGI'd and it's just,

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like, her face superimposed in.

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Laura: Yeah.

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I'm sitting there the whole

time going, "Don't do this.

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Don't do this."

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Xhafer: Yeah, this is bad

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Laura: A mysterious ship jumps back.

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It's ours, it's shot to

hell but nobody's answering.

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Like, maybe, maybe wait.

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Maybe get, like, a team.

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Xhafer: Scan it for bombs

and then bring it on board.

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Laura: Yeah, like, like don't, don't.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: But she does it anyway

'cause really we're just

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doing this for the spooks.

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Um, it's just spooky business.

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It's not, like, trap as far as I can tell.

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Because we see as she's, like,

EVA-ing over that there's a

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bullet hole in the windshield,

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Xhafer: Yes.

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Laura: and that bullet hole struck

the pilot, which was Pike, I think.

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Yeah, so something shot him from outside.

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Don't know where that happened,

like what was the context.

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Was it just a firefight or, I don't know,

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: something else?

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But he dead.

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Xhafer: He's so dead.

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Adama finds his book on that

Raptor after they bring it in.

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Laura: looking a little singed.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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This was the one used by Rosalyn as

Laird pulls the jump coordinates out of

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the computer, and Adama tells them to

just get the Battlestar ready to jump.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Uh, Zarek is still

calling in the background.

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Xhafer: yeah, throughout all

this, Zarek is just still calling.

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Laura: Uh, does Admiral

Adama, Zarek is on the line?

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Um, what should I tell him now?

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Xhafer: Fuck off and die.

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Laura: Back to, to Romo, he's

bringing his cat around sort of.

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Xhafer: Eh.

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Laura: Um, he's giving this whole

thing about how ambition compromises

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civil servants, and that Lee and

Roslin both are suffering from

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a case of repressed ambition.

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They've got their, like, good hearts,

but they just, like, also really, really

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wanna, like, be at the top of the heap.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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I mean, this is something that I feel

like has been said many ways where

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it's the people who want power probably

not the best people to have power

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: wanting that power is, like, a

disqualifying factor for possessing it.

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Laura: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Is it Douglas Adams who said that

anyone who is capable of getting himself

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elected should-- elected to lead should

on no account be allowed to do so?

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Xhafer: That sounds

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Laura: It feels Douglas Adams, yeah.

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I know I saw it somewhere, and I'm

gonna go ahead and attribute it to him.

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Xhafer: Yeah, that's fair.

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Laura: But while they're having

this conversation uh, they see

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Galactica jump out the window.

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They did not know that was gonna happen.

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Xhafer: Nope.

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Racetrack and Skulls find the remnants of

the first battle of the civil Cylon War,

423

:

and Ty is just like, "They're all dead.

424

:

Sorry, Bill.

425

:

We best move on and not try to find the

final five," for absolutely no reason.

426

:

Laura: Yeah.

427

:

Xhafer: and then Adama is all like, "No."

428

:

I have this in all caps in my notes,

which I think I've done, like, twice ever.

429

:

am so emotionally detached as admiral

that I cannot relinquish this emotional

430

:

attachment, and for, like, the fifth time,

I'm gonna put the fleet in danger because

431

:

I believe in the power of plot armor."

432

:

Just like, "This character can't

die because they're important

433

:

to me, so we're going to put

everyone in danger to go find them

434

:

Laura: Yeah.

435

:

Xhafer: again."

436

:

Laura: Yep, seems right.

437

:

Correct me if I'm wrong.

438

:

I'm understanding it as when they, they

jump to this place, the Resurrection

439

:

Hub is definitely destroyed,

and there's some Basestar junk

440

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

441

:

Laura: is the Basestar they were on.

442

:

Xhafer: Yes.

443

:

Laura: I don't know if they,

like, can confirm that for sure,

444

:

but we think it was the Basestar.

445

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

446

:

It's, there's base star

stuffs and big fights, so…

447

:

Laura: Yeah, and the Resurrection

Hub is not where it was, so it

448

:

seems to have been destroyed.

449

:

But Ty, I think, reminds Adama in here

that like, "Hey, we left the fleet."

450

:

Like, they're all alone.

451

:

You just wanna, you wanna

keep that the way it is?

452

:

Xhafer: Yeah, just, just chilling on that.

453

:

That's what we're doing.

454

:

Laura: Yep.

455

:

So back at the fleet, the

Quorum is doing the at Zarek.

456

:

and I guess, I guess they jumped back.

457

:

I guess Battlestar Galactica must have

come back because Adama is requisitioning

458

:

more ships to go out and search.

459

:

Xhafer: Yep.

460

:

Laura: Seems suspicious,

like not a good move.

461

:

Um, like we're…

462

:

You just gonna, you just gonna

keep the civilians on those ships?

463

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

464

:

Laura: 'Cause you probably don't

have another place to put 'em, right?

465

:

Xhafer: This

466

:

Laura: So

467

:

Xhafer: for Lee at one

point, it went terribly.

468

:

Laura: Yeah.

469

:

Okay.

470

:

And Zarek, I, I feel like Zarek was

trying to, like, maintain a facade of

471

:

leadership and I, I can work this out.

472

:

'Cause he's, like, trying to calm the

Quorum down, and he is, like, talking

473

:

to them the second he knows anything.

474

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

475

:

Laura: but they are just wicked

afraid of military coup right now.

476

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

477

:

Lee and Romo talk candidates, and they

first bring up Captain Franks, who was

478

:

the head judge from Balthar's trial.

479

:

don't think we brought this up last

time when this character was around,

480

:

Laura: Okay.

481

:

Xhafer: is Susan Hogan,

who is Michael Hogan's wife

482

:

Laura: Oh, neat.

483

:

That's cool.

484

:

Good for her.

485

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

486

:

Fun fact.

487

:

Laura: Yeah.

488

:

Xhafer: I think, I think someone

brought it up in the Discord

489

:

those episodes were airing.

490

:

Laura: Mm, okay.

491

:

Xhafer: remember exactly.

492

:

I think someone did.

493

:

So I wanted to make sure we called

it out because I don't think we

494

:

haven't had a mention of that

character since those episodes,

495

:

Laura: Yeah, yeah.

496

:

It kinda feels like we're not

gonna see her again because

497

:

Romo is not super impressed with

498

:

Xhafer: Well, no, he's super impressed.

499

:

That's the

500

:

Laura: oh, he is super impressed.

501

:

She's not gonna do it 'cause she's

like, "Nah, I hate politics."

502

:

Xhafer: Yeah, fuck off.

503

:

I'm not interested.

504

:

It's not like, "Well, now I

really want you to do it."

505

:

Laura: Yeah.

506

:

What a bummer.

507

:

Actually, you know, just, like,

from what we know of, like, Baltar's

508

:

trial and stuff, like, yeah, that

seems perfectly reasonable for her.

509

:

But,

510

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

511

:

Laura: She's too smart for this shit.

512

:

She's not gonna do that.

513

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

514

:

Laura: here is when I clocked it.

515

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

516

:

Laura: Yeah, when Lee trips

over Lance's bowl, and

517

:

Xhafer: empty.

518

:

Laura: it's empty, and kind of was

like, "Romo, w- have you fed the cat?

519

:

Where is that cat anyway?"

520

:

I was like, "Oh, that's not a real cat."

521

:

Xhafer: Well, he sees the cat.

522

:

Laura: Lee does not see the cat.

523

:

Xhafer: Lee sees the cat.

524

:

Laura: I don't think so.

525

:

I don't think Lee ever saw the cat,

526

:

Xhafer: No,

527

:

Laura: he says here, "Where is the cat?"

528

:

Xhafer: we see the cat,

like, run under a chair.

529

:

Laura: Yeah, but Lee didn't see it.

530

:

He was about to sit on the cat when

he went to run under the chair.

531

:

Xhafer: I, I, we see…

532

:

Like, we get the point of…

533

:

I mean, I guess the point of view is

not of, like, Lee looking at the cat

534

:

Laura: No, Lee never actually

looks at the cat and says, "Oh,

535

:

hi, kitty cat," or something.

536

:

He never sees this cat.

537

:

I, I am of that opinion

538

:

Xhafer: the audience does see the cat.

539

:

Laura: The audience sees the cat a lot.

540

:

We see, like, it wasn't this scene,

it was the scene before where Lee went

541

:

to sit down and almost sat on the cat,

and Romo, like, watches the cat leave.

542

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

543

:

Laura: Lee never acknowledges it, and even

when he says, like, "Where is the cat?"

544

:

He never actually acknowledges

seeing the cat go under the chair.

545

:

That's us and Romo.

546

:

Xhafer: Okay.

547

:

Laura: That's when I was

like, "This cat ain't real.

548

:

This cat is dead."

549

:

So, so

550

:

Xhafer: we cut over to Adama talking

to Cottle about Rosalyn missing space

551

:

chemo and the effects that's gonna have.

552

:

Laura: Uh-huh.

553

:

Mm-hmm.

554

:

Xhafer: And he's like, "Oh by

the way, about Caprica Six."

555

:

And then we cut to Adama telling Ty

556

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

557

:

Xhafer: preggers.

558

:

Laura: Yeah, no, when, when uh, he

said, "I found something out about

559

:

Six," or however he said, "I found

something on the Six," I paused it

560

:

and I wrote in all caps, "Pregnant."

561

:

I knew it.

562

:

I was just like, whoa.

563

:

Whoa.

564

:

So don't have to sit in that one long.

565

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

566

:

Laura: we're gonna have

a fistfight about it.

567

:

Xhafer: The look in his eye.

568

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

569

:

Xhafer: He's shaking.

570

:

They yell at each other about the

dumb decisions they've been making,

571

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

572

:

Xhafer: Like, actually fight.

573

:

There's punching, there's kicking,

574

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

575

:

Xhafer: breaking.

576

:

Laura: Yeah, we broke

our little ships again.

577

:

Xhafer: For, like, the fourth time.

578

:

Yeah.

579

:

Laura: Yeah.

580

:

Um, I was really worried now that

we know that Colonel Tye is a Cylon.

581

:

The second he throws a punch, I was like,

"Oh, my God, he could murder Adama,"

582

:

because he's got that super strength.

583

:

Xhafer: super strength.

584

:

I was wondering if he was gonna, like,

punch him and he was gonna, like…

585

:

Ob- obviously I knew that

doesn't happen here but part

586

:

of me was feeling that as well.

587

:

It was just all like, he is super strong.

588

:

Like,

589

:

Laura: Yeah.

590

:

Xhafer: to feel that as

the audience right now.

591

:

It's all like, what if he kills him?

592

:

Like, the stakes feel very real.

593

:

He could accidentally kill Adama.

594

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

595

:

Yeah.

596

:

Uh, We settle for just breaking the

little ship again, and Adama's like, "Man,

597

:

I've repaired this thing so many times."

598

:

Xhafer: Yes.

599

:

Laura: They, they just kind of, after

they fought it out a little bit, they're

600

:

like, "Oh, what are we gonna do now?"

601

:

Xhafer: Yeah, gotta figure our lives out.

602

:

Oh.

603

:

Laura: Yeah.

604

:

I've, I've done bad things with the Six,

and you can't let this go with Roslin, so,

605

:

Xhafer: Yeah

606

:

Laura: We've got Athena

humming in the brig.

607

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

608

:

Laura: There's lots of humming

and singing going on this season,

609

:

just like, we got tunes going on.

610

:

Xhafer: Well, you know,

you hear the music.

611

:

Laura: Yeah.

612

:

Mm-hmm.

613

:

Xhafer: Starbuck tells the admiral that

the pilots are stretched very thin and

614

:

that asking them to go on this search

mission for the president tantamount to

615

:

asking them to go on a suicide mission.

616

:

clarifies, he's not asking.

617

:

Laura: Yeah.

618

:

Great.

619

:

Very sane.

620

:

Very, very good.

621

:

Xhafer: Right.

622

:

Laura: And he's watching the crew prepare

when Lampkin shows up with some paperwork.

623

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

624

:

He's

625

:

Laura: Lamp…

626

:

Xhafer: of forfeiture.

627

:

Laura: Yeah, this is like the,

the paperwork that goes with

628

:

requisitioning civilian ships

for military mission, I guess.

629

:

Xhafer: because they've got courts again.

630

:

Laura: uh-huh.

631

:

Xhafer: They have paperwork again.

632

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

633

:

And he's like talking about hanging

on to hope as they watch, like, the

634

:

pilots who are left that are readying

the ship, saying goodbye to their loved

635

:

ones and stuff, and, um, talking about

their people, the people who give up

636

:

their lives for hope, and the things

without which life loses its value.

637

:

And then he makes like a last-ditch

pitch for like, "Come on, just

638

:

like, Zarek's fine, right?

639

:

He's fine.

640

:

Yeah, we have."

641

:

Yeah, but I think, I think you have.

642

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

643

:

You definitively have.

644

:

Laura: Yeah.

645

:

Um, but not gonna work, even though we

had our sunglasses off the whole time.

646

:

Do you think it would have worked

if we had the sunglasses on, if

647

:

we weren't being super sincere?

648

:

Xhafer: No, I

649

:

Laura: Yeah.

650

:

Xhafer: Adama that

651

:

Laura: Sure.

652

:

Xhafer: to be president.

653

:

Laura: Yeah.

654

:

But I think this gets him.

655

:

This is where we got him,

656

:

Xhafer: Yep.

657

:

Laura: and Adama's ready to, to let

go of command, not of the other thing.

658

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

659

:

acknowledges he's lost his objectiveness

and relinquishes command immediately

660

:

Laura: Yeah.

661

:

they, they actually haven't had their

conversation yet, him and Saul, right?

662

:

This is just him and Lee,

'cause I wanna talk about that

663

:

conversation when we get to it.

664

:

Xhafer: Oh, yeah, you're right.

665

:

He does-- He tells Lee he's

gonna relinquish command here.

666

:

He doesn't actually do it yet.

667

:

Laura: Yeah.

668

:

Xhafer: You're

669

:

Laura: And we don't really get

anything from Lee's point of view.

670

:

We- we're cutting really quick.

671

:

I, I wonder how- If Lee tries to talk him

out of it at all, probably not, 'cause,

672

:

like Dad is causing him problems right

now, and if Dad's not around, maybe

673

:

we can make this work a little bit.

674

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

675

:

Laura: But is…

676

:

Xhafer: won't take Zerek, and that's

the problem, then maybe Ty will.

677

:

Laura: Yeah.

678

:

I mean, and we know Ty doesn't

like Zarek particularly, but

679

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

680

:

Laura: he, he might…

681

:

Xhafer: like, do a coup immediately.

682

:

It was, like, his first

action as admiral last time,

683

:

Laura: Oh, yeah.

684

:

Did he coup against Zarek?

685

:

Or

686

:

Xhafer: he did.

687

:

Laura: was he couping

against Zarek or Roslin?

688

:

God, I can't remember this show.

689

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

690

:

Yeah, it was, It must have been

691

:

Laura: I thought it was Roslin,

'cause I thought he went and

692

:

Xhafer: w- no, it

693

:

Laura: he took the

Marines to Colonial One,

694

:

Xhafer: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

695

:

Laura: but

696

:

Xhafer: Rosalyn.

697

:

Laura: don't think we…

698

:

Yeah, I don't think that we

have ever gotten a kind word

699

:

from Ty about Zarek, so.

700

:

Xhafer: They've had, like, three

interactions, and most of them

701

:

involved Ellen being trashy on

702

:

Laura: Oh, I forgot about that.

703

:

Yeah.

704

:

Ellen definitely slept with

Zarek several times, right?

705

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

706

:

Laura: Yeah.

707

:

Xhafer: when I say she was being trashy,

I'm not talking about her infidelity.

708

:

I'm talking about her alcohol

and just general, shittiness.

709

:

Laura: Yeah,

710

:

Xhafer: just to…

711

:

Laura: 'cause they were, like, playing

games of, like, "Well, if you can get

712

:

me closer to power," like, you know.

713

:

So both of them wanting to be

closer to different types of

714

:

power, so that's pretty trashy.

715

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

716

:

Laura: Um, but we're gonna

cut to Romo talking about the

717

:

candidate problem with Lance.

718

:

Xhafer: Yep, he scribbles a bunch

of stuff on the board, which if you

719

:

paused and looked at the other names

he was writing, they are legitimately

720

:

just scribbles, not actual names.

721

:

Laura: Okay, I didn't even look.

722

:

I, 'cause honestly, okay, listener,

I'd, I've told this to Jafair,

723

:

but I think it was off pod.

724

:

The second I sat down to watch

this episode, I turned to my

725

:

husband and I said, "Watch.

726

:

In this episode, Romo Lampkin's gonna come

back and lawyer Lee into being president."

727

:

Xhafer: Yep.

728

:

You called.

729

:

You called

730

:

Laura: So, like, this whole time,

you know, I'm like, "There's…

731

:

I don't…

732

:

There's no one else."

733

:

Like, what are you,

what are we doing here?

734

:

I guess we were having a moment.

735

:

This episode is a moment.

736

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

737

:

Laura: Of course, yeah.

738

:

The, the qual- he, he does this thing

where he's like, "Well, I'm just

739

:

gonna list out the qualities that

our president has to have," right?

740

:

And then think about who fits that.

741

:

All scribbles.

742

:

Xhafer: All scribbles, no words.

743

:

Laura: And I don't remember the

words that he says, but, you know,

744

:

of course, of course whatever those

words were, they're all in Liadama.

745

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

746

:

So he goes to like leave and runs

into Lee in the hallway, and he's

747

:

all like, "It's you, motherfucker.

748

:

You're gonna be president.

749

:

Also, I'm pulling a gun on you."

750

:

Laura: Oh yeah, the whole time he's

talking to Lance about this thing,

751

:

he's, like, under his bed, and I was

like, "Oh no, he's getting a gun."

752

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

753

:

Laura: That's the only thing that can

possibly be under this bed that we

754

:

would be talking to the dead cat about.

755

:

Like,

756

:

Xhafer: Yep.

757

:

Laura: oh no.

758

:

Xhafer: Guns in space, bad.

759

:

Laura: Yeah, I mean, that room,

this ship doesn't look like it's

760

:

got, like, lots of holes, right?

761

:

Xhafer: They're in…

762

:

The hallway they're in has windows.

763

:

Laura: Yeah.

764

:

This ship doesn't look like the

best place to be firing a gun.

765

:

Xhafer: No.

766

:

Laura: I love how this whole

time the search committee has

767

:

literally been the two people.

768

:

There was no, like, committee.

769

:

It's just me and Romo

trying to figure it out and

770

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

771

:

Romo tells Lee that he's just too

damn special and hopeful, and he

772

:

should be depressed and just fly

the fleet into a sun because his

773

:

cat is dead, and now he's sad.

774

:

Laura: Yeah.

775

:

Xhafer: didn't he die with his

family when he had the chance?

776

:

And then Lee's all like, "Yeah, but

that's like literally everyone, survived.

777

:

Like e- everyone who

survived has dead family."

778

:

Uh It's like you are not special here.

779

:

You do not have some

like monopoly on guilt.

780

:

Laura: He said that the people

out there killed his cat,

781

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

782

:

Laura: and I was wondering if we

should take that literally or not.

783

:

I'm thinking not.

784

:

I w- I wonder…

785

:

I, I don't think anybody

really killed his cat.

786

:

I don't know.

787

:

Do you?

788

:

Xhafer: Um, I mean, I could see

people who were mad at Baltar

789

:

Laura: Oh.

790

:

Xhafer: on the cat.

791

:

Laura: I hadn't considered that.

792

:

Okay.

793

:

Yeah.

794

:

Maybe that is it.

795

:

I thought, because, like, we had the

empty food bowl and all that, I thought,

796

:

I wondered, man, I, I wonder if this,

the fleet situation is just getting

797

:

so dire that, like, there's not always

enough food, and we were just like,

798

:

"No, you can't feed that damn cat.

799

:

We need to eat."

800

:

Xhafer: Maybe.

801

:

I

802

:

Laura: You

803

:

Xhafer: he-- the other read is

that he was so depressed from,

804

:

like, the thrill of trial,

805

:

Laura: Uh-huh.

806

:

Xhafer: and the come down from

that was so bad that he just didn't

807

:

feed the cat and it just died.

808

:

Laura: Yeah, I don't, I

don't think he did it.

809

:

I…

810

:

Xhafer: it out of, like,

a willful neglect, but

811

:

Laura: Yeah.

812

:

Xhafer: like, depressive haze

that we clearly find him in.

813

:

Laura: Yeah.

814

:

No, I, I think it's probably

one of the other two.

815

:

It's probably either, like, the

people on the ship were like, "No,

816

:

you can't feed that cat because

we don't even have enough to eat."

817

:

Or, like you said, somebody

retaliated against the Baltar thing.

818

:

Because, like, where is he gonna go?

819

:

He's probably not liked either very

much around the fleet because he's

820

:

the one who got Baltar off, so…

821

:

But, you know, he wasn't like Lee Adama

with, you know, plot armor and such.

822

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

823

:

Laura: No one, no one could step up and

be in the way so poor kitty cat got it.

824

:

Aw, now I'm sad.

825

:

But yeah, he's, he, he had been

to somewhere to pick up the

826

:

cat is what he told us, and

827

:

Xhafer: Like,

828

:

Laura: had just landed.

829

:

Mm-hmm.

830

:

Xhafer: he had to go to another

planet to go take the cat to the vet.

831

:

Laura: And he was, like,, about

to get on the ship and could

832

:

have gone home to his family,

833

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

834

:

Laura: didn't,

835

:

Xhafer: Yep.

836

:

Laura: that's the, that's

the guilt he's now having to

837

:

face because the cat is gone.

838

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

839

:

Laura: I with this thing and it's…

840

:

And it wasn't even worth it 'cause

now it's not with me anymore,

841

:

and it was the last thing I had.

842

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

843

:

he still sees the cat even though the

cat's dead, which as we referenced earlier

844

:

in the episode, this is a mind cat.

845

:

This is a head cat.

846

:

This is

847

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

848

:

Xhafer: this is a 6BT.

849

:

This is a Gracas.

850

:

is a cat-od.

851

:

Laura: Is that,

852

:

Xhafer: Cod?

853

:

Laura: trying to do a Claude thing there?

854

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

855

:

Laura: Hmm.

856

:

Xhafer: it not work?

857

:

Laura: We had Claude Anne already, though.

858

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

859

:

Okay.

860

:

Um, it's just C-A.

861

:

It's right there.

862

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

863

:

Hmm, I'm trying to think of what other

AIs are out there that we haven't used.

864

:

Xhafer: Yeah, Gemini doesn't really work.

865

:

Laura: No, and neither does DeepSeek.

866

:

Oh, there's Llama, right?

867

:

Was Llama a thing?

868

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

869

:

Laura: Hmm.

870

:

Lan- Lansa?

871

:

Xhafer: it's, it's Lance,

but it's LL, maybe Lamps?

872

:

Lamps, LLM.

873

:

Get it in there?

874

:

Okay.

875

:

Laura: Yeah.

876

:

Hmm.

877

:

Xhafer: Eh, we really

had to work for that one.

878

:

It doesn't feel earned.

879

:

Laura: That's all right.

880

:

there, there was a whole thing

where, like, he makes Lee open

881

:

the bag, and look at the, the cat

has been dead for weeks, Lee says.

882

:

Oh.

883

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

884

:

How does that not smell?

885

:

Laura: how long has it

been since the trial?

886

:

Yeah, it's gotta- that bag actually has

to smell everywhere he takes it, right?

887

:

Like, oh my God.

888

:

Xhafer: Um, it's been an

indeterminate amount of time.

889

:

They stopped putting on things

890

:

Laura: Yeah.

891

:

Xhafer: a while ago.

892

:

Laura: Yeah.

893

:

'Cause we had, like, 58 days

since Starbuck came back, but

894

:

Xhafer: We don't know how long

the Demetrius mission was.

895

:

That could've been months.

896

:

Laura: Well, they said

it was a 60-day mission.

897

:

Xhafer: Did they?

898

:

Okay.

899

:

Laura: Yeah, when, when 58 days

comes back, they're like, "We

900

:

only have two more days, guys.

901

:

Two more days."

902

:

Yeah.

903

:

Xhafer: know how long Starbuck was

around before the Demetrius mission

904

:

Laura: Yeah.

905

:

Xhafer: thinking.

906

:

Laura: Yeah, probably not too long, but

she had been gone for three months before

907

:

that, because it was a big deal that

she only thought it was, like, hours.

908

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

909

:

Lee gets sworn in here, and I can finally

use the joke I've had since the first time

910

:

we othered, uttered the phrase Dadmiral.

911

:

He's the Pres-son-dent.

912

:

Eh, yeah.

913

:

Laura: Very convenient that Daddy Adama

has stepped down, because otherwise,

914

:

this wouldn't be happening, right?

915

:

Like, even if Lee is perfect, even if

he's perfect, with air quotes all over

916

:

the place Dad is still the military.

917

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

918

:

Laura: No good.

919

:

Xhafer: Nope.

920

:

Laura: now Adama's gonna

hand the ship over to Ty.

921

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

922

:

He's like, "You must be crazy.

923

:

mean, you're crazy enough to step

down, I believe that, but you're not

924

:

crazy enough to hand me the keys."

925

:

Laura: I feel like Ty was this close, like

this close to saying it in this scene.

926

:

Like, he was gonna tell Dad.

927

:

He was gonna be like,

"You really can't do this.

928

:

You can't give this ship to me because

929

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

930

:

Laura: Cylon."

931

:

But- I like how there's no mention of

we're just handing you the ship with the

932

:

prisoner on it, that, like, I don't know.

933

:

Xhafer: Right.

934

:

Laura: There's…

935

:

Xhafer: conflict of interest-y.

936

:

Laura: I just don't think

there's really I'm not gonna…

937

:

Cylons are complicated, but

is there any consensual sex

938

:

when one of you is a prisoner?

939

:

Is that really a thing?

940

:

Xhafer: No.

941

:

Laura: she's pregnant, which

we also need to discuss.

942

:

Yeah.

943

:

A- and it's like, well, how m- how

much of a prisoner is a Cylon really?

944

:

But I mean, I think that…

945

:

Xhafer: could, could bust

out of there, I'm sure.

946

:

Laura: I think if she busted out of there,

she, she could absolutely bust out of

947

:

there, but would she make it off the ship?

948

:

I don't know.

949

:

You know, so then you, you are a prisoner.

950

:

Like, 'cause we know that, like,

Gina was legitimately subju-

951

:

subdued at some point, right?

952

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

953

:

Laura: couldn't, couldn't do it.

954

:

So even though Caprica Six is wily, like,

hmm, maybe she doesn't make it off the

955

:

ship either, so maybe she is a prisoner.

956

:

Um.

957

:

Xhafer: I mean, I, I agree that

in terms of society and how our

958

:

understanding of the human mind,

that consent is not possible there.

959

:

Laura: Yeah.

960

:

And, and that's

961

:

Xhafer: Sylens are different,

962

:

Laura: the, eh…

963

:

Xhafer: but I also don't want

to excuse rape at all ever, so,

964

:

Laura: The framework that Adama should

be working from is that there is

965

:

no consensual sex with a prisoner.

966

:

Xhafer: 100%, Yeah.

967

:

Laura: And he should be reckoning

with that before handing the keys

968

:

to the ship over to that man.

969

:

Xhafer: Like, if Six has a superpower,

it's compar- compartmentalizing, 100%.

970

:

Laura: Yeah.

971

:

Xhafer: that's still not, that still

doesn't change the terms of this,

972

:

Laura: Yeah.

973

:

A- and

974

:

Xhafer: was getting to.

975

:

Laura: yeah, and Six, Six being

whatever someone needs her

976

:

to be is, like, problematic.

977

:

We should not…

978

:

This…

979

:

I don't, I don't know that that's

gonna go anywhere, but I'm sitting here

980

:

like, no one is talking about this,

and they should be talking about this.

981

:

But instead, we're talking about,

like, "Oh, well, go let Hera

982

:

stay in the brig with Athena.

983

:

Just do that for me, okay?"

984

:

Xhafer: Yep.

985

:

Laura: Okay.

986

:

Xhafer: gives Romo Jake, of the

resistance, the dog whose bowl was

987

:

used on New Caprica to pass messages.

988

:

Laura: I thought the dog looked

familiar, but I didn't, it

989

:

didn't, I didn't clock it.

990

:

He's a hero dog.

991

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

992

:

Laura: His people can't keep him anymore

for some reason, and I guess Lee is of the

993

:

opinion that cats and dogs are completely

substitutable quant- commodities, but

994

:

I, I would argue they aren't always.

995

:

Xhafer: No, definitely not.

996

:

Laura: kind of seems like the

guy who's gonna get annoyed

997

:

by how much the dog needs him.

998

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

999

:

Laura: Like cats are pretty chill

doing their own thing most of the time,

:

00:43:25,133 --> 00:43:26,583

and sometimes they wanna be near you.

:

00:43:26,613 --> 00:43:28,753

But a dog is always like, "Hi.

:

00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:30,155

Xhafer: What's up?

:

00:43:30,273 --> 00:43:30,373

Laura: up?

:

00:43:30,813 --> 00:43:31,783

What are we doing?

:

00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:32,793

You got my ball?

:

00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:34,713

Are we gonna, are we gonna do the ball?"

:

00:43:35,295 --> 00:43:35,945

Xhafer: gonna do the ball?

:

00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:38,053

Laura: I don't know.

:

00:43:38,053 --> 00:43:39,163

Maybe it'll be good for Romo.

:

00:43:39,163 --> 00:43:42,333

Maybe that, that is what he needs

is somebody to do ball with.

:

00:43:42,613 --> 00:43:45,373

Um, but yeah.

:

00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:45,873

Okay.

:

00:43:46,515 --> 00:43:47,635

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

:

00:43:48,423 --> 00:43:49,903

Laura: Is Eric gonna stay vice president?

:

00:43:50,539 --> 00:43:50,889

Xhafer: Yep.

:

00:43:51,819 --> 00:43:53,229

It legitimizes the government.

:

00:43:53,349 --> 00:43:54,979

It worked for Rosalyn, it'll work for Lee.

:

00:43:56,032 --> 00:43:58,732

Laura: I don't know why I, I, I

don't like the way you said that.

:

00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,335

Xhafer: You shouldn't.

:

00:44:02,082 --> 00:44:04,182

Laura: Oh, cool.

:

00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:06,985

Xhafer: Eh, I mean, could be worse.

:

00:44:07,272 --> 00:44:11,372

Laura: M- I mean, they do seem to

have like a tacit agreement about

:

00:44:11,372 --> 00:44:13,262

something, so maybe it will be fine.

:

00:44:13,502 --> 00:44:14,012

I don't know.

:

00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:17,372

But Lee is pretty worried about Dad.

:

00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:19,215

Xhafer: Yes.

:

00:44:19,695 --> 00:44:20,495

Yeah, they talk.

:

00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:24,825

He's gonna stay behind 'cause

he can't live without Rosalyn.

:

00:44:24,825 --> 00:44:26,805

He says it out loud, "I

can't live without her."

:

00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:28,172

Laura: Hmm.

:

00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:31,285

Xhafer: I'm gonna stay at this

rendezvous point until they show up.

:

00:44:32,562 --> 00:44:33,022

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:44:34,712 --> 00:44:35,282

Oh.

:

00:44:36,065 --> 00:44:38,765

Xhafer: This only works

for, like, one jump, right?

:

00:44:39,005 --> 00:44:41,035

Like, to know where they're going.

:

00:44:42,032 --> 00:44:44,902

Laura: I can g- like I guess they

could have like a planned list of

:

00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:48,122

like, "Okay, here's what we think

our next 10 jumps are gonna be,"

:

00:44:49,065 --> 00:44:49,575

Xhafer: Maybe.

:

00:44:49,652 --> 00:44:50,402

Laura: he can wait.

:

00:44:51,102 --> 00:44:54,302

But yeah, does seem…

:

00:44:54,952 --> 00:44:55,242

Yeah.

:

00:44:55,855 --> 00:44:58,185

Xhafer: I mean, you're not gonna

put it in a buoy 'cause then

:

00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,955

the Cylons can just follow you.

:

00:45:00,285 --> 00:45:00,405

But

:

00:45:00,522 --> 00:45:00,872

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:45:00,955 --> 00:45:03,575

Xhafer: just gonna, like, maybe.

:

00:45:05,295 --> 00:45:10,145

at least, like, bring more than

one book, bring a couple meals,

:

00:45:10,752 --> 00:45:11,012

Laura: I…

:

00:45:11,155 --> 00:45:14,195

Xhafer: to jump back to the fleet

at a certain point in time maybe,

:

00:45:14,702 --> 00:45:15,262

Laura: mm-hmm.

:

00:45:15,345 --> 00:45:17,445

Xhafer: if it's just to get,

like, the next set of things

:

00:45:18,532 --> 00:45:23,432

Laura: I told Aaron there needs to

be like a comedy edit of Battlestar

:

00:45:23,432 --> 00:45:31,114

Galactica where instead of Adama like

cracking open the book as he's waiting

:

00:45:31,884 --> 00:45:34,134

he gets out the model ship and the glue.

:

00:45:38,604 --> 00:45:41,404

'Cause that, that would take up some time.

:

00:45:41,404 --> 00:45:43,474

You should've brought the

ship along, I'm just saying.

:

00:45:43,716 --> 00:45:43,976

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:45:44,206 --> 00:45:49,046

The, the next episode preview

is actually just a two-hour long

:

00:45:49,336 --> 00:45:54,876

special of Adama fixing the ship

in real time, waiting for Roslin.

:

00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:55,216

that's

:

00:45:55,229 --> 00:45:55,479

Laura: Yeah,

:

00:45:55,496 --> 00:45:56,216

Xhafer: next episode.

:

00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:56,756

Congrats.

:

00:45:57,229 --> 00:46:00,199

Laura: and he like glues his

fingers together at one point,

:

00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:00,986

Xhafer: yeah.

:

00:46:01,189 --> 00:46:02,819

Laura: and says a couple of dad swears.

:

00:46:02,836 --> 00:46:03,426

Xhafer: frack.

:

00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:03,656

Yeah.

:

00:46:03,656 --> 00:46:05,006

Ah.

:

00:46:07,689 --> 00:46:08,049

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:46:08,679 --> 00:46:09,049

Let's see.

:

00:46:09,049 --> 00:46:10,499

Did we hit all the important points?

:

00:46:10,529 --> 00:46:13,949

Oh, yes, we, we are gonna

salute Dad while he walks away.

:

00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:15,189

That's very cute.

:

00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:15,746

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:46:15,846 --> 00:46:17,846

He gets seen off by Apollo and Starbuck.

:

00:46:18,449 --> 00:46:18,879

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:19,456 --> 00:46:22,616

Xhafer: They bring Hera to the brig

for Athena rather than posting a

:

00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:24,726

guard outside of her goddamn quarters.

:

00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:30,809

Laura: Yeah, 'cause being in a

brig will be fine for a child,

:

00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,459

and we get some, like, more

humming in the brig, holding Hera.

:

00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:35,279

It's

:

00:46:36,016 --> 00:46:36,476

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:40,179 --> 00:46:40,689

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:46:40,716 --> 00:46:41,706

Xhafer: orders the fleet away.

:

00:46:41,706 --> 00:46:44,376

I don't know if you noticed, he

didn't put on the admiral pins.

:

00:46:45,619 --> 00:46:47,279

Laura: Oh, I didn't notice that.

:

00:46:47,319 --> 00:46:49,919

He was handed the admiral pins,

but he didn't put them on.

:

00:46:50,466 --> 00:46:50,816

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:46:51,859 --> 00:46:52,709

Laura: Yeah, I wouldn't either.

:

00:46:53,384 --> 00:46:56,254

Xhafer: And then Adama passes

the time with a book to credits.

:

00:46:56,937 --> 00:46:57,237

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:46:57,244 --> 00:46:57,624

Xhafer: book.

:

00:46:57,924 --> 00:46:58,154

Yeah.

:

00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:00,949

Laura: Okay, well.

:

00:47:01,517 --> 00:47:01,767

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:47:01,807 --> 00:47:04,227

You know the thing, "Colonies" 1.12,

:

00:47:04,227 --> 00:47:04,887

give it a rating.

:

00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:10,729

Laura: I'm gonna guess that this wasn't

one of your most depressing moments,

:

00:47:10,729 --> 00:47:13,319

but I found the cat very depressing.

:

00:47:13,919 --> 00:47:14,519

I was very

:

00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:15,567

Xhafer: close.

:

00:47:16,229 --> 00:47:21,509

Laura: for Romo It was

good, and it was beautiful.

:

00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:24,559

I'm, I'm actually gonna

give this one a 10, I think.

:

00:47:24,749 --> 00:47:29,549

Like, no, we didn't go through

a lar- large span of time, and

:

00:47:29,549 --> 00:47:31,379

we didn't get a lot done, but

:

00:47:32,196 --> 00:47:33,456

Xhafer: It's a, it's an important episode.

:

00:47:33,456 --> 00:47:34,646

It's a meaningful episode.

:

00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:40,389

Laura: yeah, I found a lot of meaning

in Romo Lampkin's, like, breakdown,

:

00:47:41,086 --> 00:47:41,446

Xhafer: Yeah.

:

00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:46,479

Laura: kind of facing consequences

that, for as far as we know, 'cause

:

00:47:46,479 --> 00:47:51,039

his character was so cocky when he

showed up the first time, that he

:

00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:53,619

hasn't really reckoned with a lot

of stuff, and now he's doing it.

:

00:47:53,949 --> 00:47:57,709

Um, I don't know how I feel

about Lee being president.

:

00:47:57,829 --> 00:47:58,529

I don't know.

:

00:47:59,189 --> 00:48:01,399

He's an idealist, we'll say that.

:

00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:05,599

Don't know if it's all gonna

go as easy as he thinks it is.

:

00:48:05,909 --> 00:48:10,579

Um, I feel like Mom is gonna

come back and be like, "See?

:

00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:12,099

See?

:

00:48:12,419 --> 00:48:13,009

I told you."

:

00:48:15,249 --> 00:48:18,029

The, like the Quorum's

gonna go nuts or something.

:

00:48:18,509 --> 00:48:18,959

I don't know.

:

00:48:19,569 --> 00:48:23,799

But it's all very good setup,

and I enjoyed it, so 10 from me.

:

00:48:24,941 --> 00:48:25,941

Xhafer: I'll give it a nine.

:

00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:27,899

Laura: Okay.

:

00:48:28,021 --> 00:48:28,141

Xhafer: it.

:

00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:31,051

I didn't like it as much as the last

one, but it's still a real good episode.

:

00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:31,929

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:32,721 --> 00:48:37,151

Xhafer: And next week we've got

season four, episode nine, The Hub.

:

00:48:37,574 --> 00:48:40,154

Adama sits in the ship for

two hours m- assembling…

:

00:48:40,544 --> 00:48:40,604

No.

:

00:48:40,604 --> 00:48:40,964

Uh,

:

00:48:43,863 --> 00:48:47,153

Viper pilots plan an attack

on the Resurrection Hub with

:

00:48:47,153 --> 00:48:48,883

their Cylon rebel allies.

:

00:48:49,691 --> 00:48:50,161

Laura: Okay.

:

00:48:51,331 --> 00:48:51,821

All right.

:

00:48:52,711 --> 00:48:54,341

So we're still doing the thing.

:

00:48:55,038 --> 00:48:55,148

Xhafer: We're

:

00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:55,751

Laura: I wonder

:

00:48:55,768 --> 00:48:56,118

Xhafer: thing.

:

00:48:56,591 --> 00:48:58,601

Laura: if we know about Natalie.

:

00:48:59,341 --> 00:49:00,031

We'll find out.

:

00:49:00,528 --> 00:49:01,148

Xhafer: We'll find out.

:

00:49:01,218 --> 00:49:03,498

We'll find out a handful

of things next episode.

:

00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,164

Laura: All right.

:

00:49:05,544 --> 00:49:08,352

Xhafer: But until then, you

should find out about how great

:

00:49:08,352 --> 00:49:10,452

Jeremy Siegel is, listener.

:

00:49:10,622 --> 00:49:11,982

He's the best.

:

00:49:12,852 --> 00:49:13,842

Does our theme music.

:

00:49:13,842 --> 00:49:17,362

You can find more of his work

at jeremysiegel42.bandcamp.com.

:

00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:21,520

Laura: And you should also go on Instagram

and find out more about Angry Duck Time

:

00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,540

Machine, who did our podcast artwork.

:

00:49:24,537 --> 00:49:28,247

Xhafer: You probably shouldn't, like,

find out more about Aaron because

:

00:49:28,247 --> 00:49:29,807

that might be some weird doxing.

:

00:49:30,249 --> 00:49:31,559

Laura: Yeah, that might be a little weird.

:

00:49:31,647 --> 00:49:33,387

Xhafer: c- but you can

know how great he is.

:

00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,997

Thanks for editing the podcast, Aaron.

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Laura: All the time.

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But you know what?

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You can find out more about the Discord.

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That's okay.

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That's allowed.

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It's in the show notes if you wanna

come talk about any last-minute

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things, 'cause we're getting

down to the wire on this show.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Laura: Only got a little over

half left, so if you have things

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you need to say, go say them.

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But if they have spoilers in

them, say them in spoiler town.

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That's where you're allowed.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

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All right.

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We'll see you next week, internet

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Laura: Okay, bye.

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