Description: Digital exhibitionists unite as Khayyam skewers our social media addiction where we've traded authentic connections for dopamine hits administered by Silicon Valley puppet masters. From toilet scrolling to algorithmic manipulation, we've become lab rats convinced we own the maze while our souls are harvested like organs on a digital black market.

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We crave digital validation because real relationships require actual personality and effort. Easier to get dopamine hits from strangers than develop meaningful connections. Tech CEOs know this, farming our insecurities like crops while we willingly hook ourselves to their emotional IV drips. We're not users—we're livestock with opposable thumbs that voluntarily walk into the slaughterhouse.