Shownotes
We're talking Season Six Episode 21, Let It Bleed. Liz lets loose on H.P. Lovecraft and The Esoteric Order of Dagon (EOD). Did you ever wonder if the Necronomicon was real? And we in general hate on this episode.
Research Links
- Lovecraft & the Occult - Historical & Literary Influences on the Cthulhu Mythos & Necronomicon - YouTube
- IN FLAGRANTE | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
- Deep One - Wikipedia
- Yog-Sothoth | The H.P. Lovecraft Wiki | Fandom
- The Esoteric Order of Dagon
- Kerry Bolton, "The Influence of H. P. Lovecraft on Occultism" | Counter-Currents
- The Truth About the Necronomicon
- Cults of Lovecraft: The Impact of H.P. Lovecraft's Fiction on Contemporary Occult Practices on JSTOR
- The Sad Death Of H.P. Lovecraft
Transcripts
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but still was able to kind of like glide it across and then like use like, you know, like leverage like the little stairs to like
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flip it up and over. So I was just like using physics and like, that's what you do when you can't pick something up and like you just figure shit out, use your Elvira Thor blanket. So thank you Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for helping me move my bookcase.
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Welcome
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helping.
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to Devil's Trap podcast.
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I'm Diana.
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I'm Liz.
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And this week we're gonna talk about season six, episode 21 first. Let it bleed.
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Like you do, like, oh shit, I have a firearm. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna be a theme of this episode in the next one. I'm gonna get a firearm and I'm gonna drink because that seems like a great idea. Spoiler, it's not. Don't do that. Don't, don't. If you're gonna have a, just stop drinking with the firearms, man.
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Yeah, yeah, so the window gets smashed open and somebody's there. But while we don't really see this full body, we see there's partial silhouette. And we've got our main person saying, we didn't know. I'm sorry. And then he falls in this blood splatter. But
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Pitter-Patter.
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we do Peter Patter. But we do get a reveal on the manuscript that was being typed. It was Hunter in the Dark, Hunter of the Dark by H.P. Lovecraft. So now we know that our writer. was supposed to be HP Lovecraft, the well known as
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I don't know. I mean, whatever, but I'm not sad to watch that happen. Wee-hee, it's
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Yeah. So
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exploded.
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we've got Sam and Dean at Bobby's. Dean's upset. Sam's researching, but they're talking about how Dean told Cass that he needs to fucking stop this shit with Crowley.
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He's very
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So
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jealous that his boyfriend is stepping out on him with Crowley. And
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Mm-hmm.
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Cassiel is like, no, man, he's just a friend. You don't need to worry about anything. We're just hanging out. Can't two dudes be friends? And Dean's just like, I don't know. So he's really, really
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Oh
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brooding.
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baby, you got what
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Thanks
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I need.
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for watching!
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But you say he's just a friend. Anyways, sorry. That's where my brain went. All right. Um, so they're still trying to find though, and Bobby's there and they're trying to figure out what, how, what the method to open the gate to purgatory is so that they can stop and or beat Crowley and Castiel from doing this. And Bobby's like BT Dub. Uh, Cass just wasn't here to just visit you, Dean, and have a moment. He was actually here to jack some shit because I got a journal missing.
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That's fucked up man like that's so harsh
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I mean,
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right so not
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harsh.
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only is he stepping out on you. He also was like stealing shit from you and like basically he came over me like nah babe everything is fine here I hug you I love you and then he went and stole something that's fucking me.
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That's pretty harsh, pretty harsh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But don't worry, because Bobby is a paranoid bastard. So he had a photocopy of the whole journal anyways.
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I love you, Bobby. This is a great...
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Thanks for watching!
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It is one of the great Bobby lines, you know, Bobby Singer, a paranoid bastard. And yeah,
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Mm-hmm.
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it's useful for a lot of things.
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But Dean doesn't know who Lovecraft is. And they're all
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kind
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why,
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why doesn't
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shocked
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by
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know
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this.
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who, why does he know who Lovecraft was?
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because he was too busy having sex, having sex with women.
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Touche. It is, it is, it's very wrong. But Bobby brings up that Lovecraft had this theme about opening portals to other dimensions and that's why Moisha paid him a visit. And I just wanna say the name Moisha as many times as I can because it's
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of
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amazing.
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the New York Campbells that have never been mentioned before.
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I also love that there's Moesha, the New York Campbell.
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Hmm.
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And, uh, yes, also please make that show happen. Please.
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Uh, so we cut to Lisa and Ben's place and Ben's reading a graphic novel of Lovecraft's stories. Nice tie in. Well done. Cold
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Yes,
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start.
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yeah, and it's Cthulhu Tales.
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Yeah, and Lisa's hanging out with her new boyfriend, Matt, and the front door gets smashed in.
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No, she's no first she's bringing him a beer like she's
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Well,
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just
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yeah.
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repeating patterns Lisa girl backbone data dude who can get his own fucking beer you data dude who brings you
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thing to do.
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Step up Lisa like
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It's
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no
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fine.
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yes it's time she gets taken care of Diana is time she after that shit she needs a man who treats her like a queen
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She really just wanted
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or an
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empress
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excuse to she just really wanted an excuse to get up and not watch the baseball game. Are you kidding me? She was more
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beer.
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because I would
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why I was
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the beer.
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like,
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I will go get you a beer. And then she probably went outside and like smoked something and then like came, like whatever
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like,
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pleasure was,
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like
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cigarette,
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when like we
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checked her, I don't know, checked her socials
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the kitchen.
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phone, called
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friend
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and like came back 45 minutes later with, oh
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a beer.
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I
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forgot your beer.
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See, it was a whole thing. But the door gets smashed in and they get attacked. Matt gets dead. Lisa gets nabbed. Ben tries to see what's going on and runs upstairs and calls Dean right away. Like he should close in his bedroom. But can't really give Dean a whole lot of info. Can't get to the, you know, any weapons in the house. So Dean tells him to jump out the window, but it's too late because who's fucking there with Ben? Bud Crowley.
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Hmm, honey, what are you doing?
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Hmm.
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This is bad. This is bad, baby.
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Mm.
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Put
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the
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Yeah.
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phone down. Oh, shit. So he tells him he's gonna hold them hostage
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Mm-hmm.
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and so that he and the jolly green can stand down.
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Yes.
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I would like to keep, I don't know if someone has, but I'd like to keep a running list of what Crowley calls Sam, because they're always bring me joy.
Jerk:
Yeah. But yeah, so on the other end, we've got, you know, Sam, Dean and Bobby trying to figure out what the fuck to do now, because Crowley's got Lisa and Ben as a as leverage to keep them from trying to stop the mission to purgatory. But you we as we all know, they're not going to sit back as instructed by Crowley. No shocker.
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No.
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No, not going to happen. So They decide that Sam and Dean are gonna go after and try to find Lisa and Ben while Bobby keeps tracking down the Lovecraft path.
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Okay, all right, that sounds fine. So how are Dean and Sam going to go after Ben and Lee? So they call our friend Belty
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to have a cool car. I don't care.
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It was it was it was amazing. So he was drinking Dom out of Sopranos navel. And this is what I decided in here. It says Diana, this is how you have to drink yours out of babes belly button. So Diana was recently awarded a bottle of Dom for her
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lovely.
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many years of service. That was a service. It's not a
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close enough whatever
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corporate slavery. Raul, she's at her job.
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you want to call it yeah
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But she got a
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I had
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really,
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a work aversary I had
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should
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it
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work? Yeah, she got a really awesome bottle of champagne. And I think she should drink it out.
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mm-hmm I'm just gonna say I'm not gonna do that
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Look, okay, and if you don't know, Babe also has plug for his calendar. You can go buy his shirtless calendar at, I don't remember, Dave
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And
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and Sir,
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I think it's
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your
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that
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year.
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he's done for this year. We'll see if there's an extra.
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Well, next year, I'm sure there'll be a new one. I
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Yeah.
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mean, there's many times for him, you can go check out picture of Babe without his shirt on, but he had a calendar, but I'm sure we can do a shirtless one with
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a bottle of Dom
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I'm sure we can.
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putting that idea there.
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for the
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so.
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world. You're welcome.
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Balthazar is not stoked by being called. Also, they're trying to explain like, hey, you should have a heart, like you should help us out. And he's like, but why? Oh, do you know why? Because Castiel is working with Crowley. Did you know that, sir? And both are kind
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say?
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of well.
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That's not what they say. It's Crowley's butt buddy.
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Well, they
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Like
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do
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they
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say that.
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are being very explicit about things they have like with these next two episodes, they just stop hiding shit. Like this poly group is just out there. Like this is like we're getting finally to see what is shipping here and it's whoa, alright then okay.
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Well, but both stars gonna pretend kind of like you knew but obviously he did not and he is kind of not cool with it.
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Yeah.
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But he's not going to admit that. So he's just gonna dip out.
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Yeah, I
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poof
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also kind of feel like he gets like this like, Balti is like really getting the shit end of like
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does.
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angel stick, like,
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He does.
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poor man, like he just got caught up in this shit and have like some bad friends.
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Mm-hmm. So he's out and he just he poofs out and then but Dean says that no matter what they're not calling Castiel because he thinks that Cass has to be on this and he can't trust him and blah blah. So Bobby is gonna go visit a Lovecraft super fan This guy's like they kind of like make this guy like a cliche comic book nerd. Is that a good way you describe
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You could
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it?
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say that or you could also call him a Lovecraftian.
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Oh.
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That's what I'm calling him. I think someone else called him that. But basically his place is just a shrine to Lovecraft. And his name is Judah. And there's some things on his wall. There's like a sign that says cultist on board, which I kind of want. There is a tiger painting on his wall that's
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Tiger
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the same
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was pretty rad.
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one that Andy had on his van in season two,
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Yes.
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Simon said. And it's just, you know, I think it's really well done. They pulled a lot of things. They pulled stuff like from at this time. I think it's called Arkham Bazaar
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Uh huh.
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because that was one of Arkham. You know, the Batman thing came from Lovecraft's Arkham. As much as I just like Lovecraft. things that he did that, whatever. So anyway, so they were able to
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He
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get
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inspired
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a lot of,
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some things that there's always people who inspired some
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yeah,
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things,
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and
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so
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this
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it's
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was
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fine.
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kind of like, one thing is interesting was when they were talking about how they were making this set, they're
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Mm-hmm.
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en this was, you know, it was:Jerk:
Yeah.
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Like we were just starting to kind of get into our consumer, we can
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Oh yeah.
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almost get anything we've ever thought of.
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on the internet.
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Like, and so this is like the first thing I think about like, oh my God, like I can go find all these, all these weird Lovecraft fans had a place to make a site where they just sold shit that like, were makeup of Lovecraft shit. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's awesome.
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Yeah,
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Yeah.
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that's weird.
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So yeah, so now we've got, we got Bobby there interviewing him and he's basically pretending to be pretending that he's writing an article about the importance of Lovecraft's literature, literature contributions basically. And this guy's like, Oh, what about the, you know, are you working with the other guy that was just here? Uh, he looks like Columbo, where's the trench coat? It looks like Columbo talks like Rain Man.
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Yes.
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So Cass
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And
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has been there.
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also he says that he is there because he's heard this guy had a large collection of Lovecraft letters. If you didn't know, like Lovecraft wrote over 100,000 letters, like he like had insane amount. So I'm just like, yeah, of course, like those would be things that you could collect with these kind of cool. And we also learned that Judah is in a long term online relationship.
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Mm-hmm.
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th,:Jerk:
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he wouldn't be like having people to block. You know, they just wouldn't happen, but whatever.
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Yeah, and basically the story is they were trying to open a portal, but that nothing happened because, well, there wasn't anything in the newspaper the next day, so obviously nothing happened. Maybe a hangover. And
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Mm.
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he goes to pull out this letter to share it with Bobby and is talking about how, you know, hey, they just want to open the story to the other dimension. Maybe whatever's there is friendly. And Bobby pops off, cannot help himself with, it's never friendly. Which is really funny.
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Yeah,
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But.
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and I thought that was very Giles to me, like, it was like
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Yeah.
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kind of had that very just like, I'm trying to play my role and then just like you idiot, how dare you try and like you can't open a portal to another dimension. It's never friendly. And so he had like he didn't have a lot he had letters about dinner.
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Mm.
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They're all gone because
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Yep.
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the guy in the trench coat stole them. Bobby
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Mm-hmm.
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then also calls Lovecraft an idiot for trying to Jimmie a portal open.
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Yeah.
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Which
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Which
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he
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was. And so
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yeah.
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we're going to talk about why Lovecraft was an idiot or why people who believe in Lovecraft are idiots or idiots. I don't know. So lore-ish? All right. So if you don't know, he was a self-proclaimed racist, classics and a prude. But you know what he wasn't? He was not a believer in the cult. And so Diana, let me ask you this question. Is the Necronomicon a real book?
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I think there is a Necronomicon. I just don't think it's the one that's in the Evil Dead series.
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No, no,
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No,
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there
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okay.
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is no such thing as an economic on it is something that Lovecraft invented, but
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Oh.
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took on such a life of its own that now like you think that they're actually people think that the economic on was based on the thing and Lovecraft got off on this a lot. Because basically, like I said, he wrote
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He
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over
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100.
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this. Yeah, he created this
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whole
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created
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lore.
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this mythos. He created this landscape. And in those hundred thousand letters, he was writing to other writers. So other writers were picking up pieces of these universes and lands that he was writing about and using that as a plot device. And so
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thing in like:Jerk:
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like get so into it that there's like, no,
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Yeah.
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it's real. It's like, and I think that's hilarious, right? And
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It's kind
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Lovecraft.
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of epic.
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It is epic, right? And Lovecraft was quoted as saying, it's rather good fun to have this artificial mythology giving it an air of verisimilitude by wide citation, because that's, imagine how he taught like a fucking prude from Rhode Island. So in John Engel, he wrote this article and it was called, Cults of Lovecraft, the impact of HP Lovecraft's fiction on contemporary occult practices. It's a very, very long title. And... He cites a number of sources, including the letters of Lovecraft himself, to show that Lovecraft believed in ordered rational world built on science and reason. So Engel also pointed out that within Lovecraft's stories is never the good people who are practicing their rituals, but it's the hillbillies of the degenerates.
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And how's that stopped people from using his stuff in their magical practices?
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Mm-mm.
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No, it has not. Nope, nope. Did he actually pull any of this authentic Lost Spell books for the rights in his books? No, he did not. You can actually cross-reference many of the books he mentions in his stories in the Encyclopedia Britannica. So basically, like if you go into the Encyclopedia Britannica and you look up like alchemy books and there's like a list of the reference books, that's what he did. Like he went there and he was like, okay, this book called So and So, he would put those things into his stories or do things that kind of took off of it. So. we see this actually happen in supernatural and it happens in the next episode quite a bit and in here too that all these things that are sort of based on other things but they're not they're all based on something that's fake but it becomes a part of pop culture and almost becomes real.
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That's so crazy. It's like it's like an urban legend almost like, but also,
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almost
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but it's even
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right?
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deeper than
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Like,
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that. It's bigger than that in
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it's
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a way.
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yeah. And so what's weird is that he actually influenced what has become like modern magical sex. It is really what's mind blowing. It's also really hard to tell what satire and what isn't. And it's very evidence that Lovecraft influenced most practitioners of chaos magic, and is generally accepted that Alistair Crowley took a lot of his ritual language like from for like Lovecraft from the OTO, which is a real nerd thing. Um, but it's just that it's. All made up someone else. I was just, all right. It's just, this is very
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Like,
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weird vicious circle, right?
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it's like manufactured magical mythos.
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I think that's basically it's all somebody made something up and it'd be that mythos is like, I haven't talked about it yet in here, but like a tulpa, the when somebody believes in something so much, it becomes
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that makes
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true.
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it real. Yeah.
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Right. And so people have based some of their magical theory on it and saying like, oh, like them and like Lovecraft and Crowley, they all have this old book that we don't know about.
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Hmm.
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But they don't, right? But they're all like, it's this grimoire of bullshit that everybody gets, you know, pulling from.
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The Grim
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And
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War of Bullshit.
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the grimoire of bullshit, and actually created, like, so we're gonna talk about just one quick little, I don't know if I can call them a magical order, a cult, or I still, I can't tell if they're satire, if they're real, but the esoteric order of Dagon, the EOD, which also sounds like something that you go to the doctor for. So in Lovecraft's stories, the EOD worships the father Dago and mother Hydra and Cthulhu pretending to be a Masonic order, right? So that's this Masonic order that's within Lovecraft that is fake, that he made up, right? So, but these people say that they are that group that was in that book.
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They are the real embodiment of the fictional group.
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Right. So you can go to esoteric of dig on.net and read all about their philosophy, what they believe in. You can find out that they work with the Yog Sotho theory of HP Lovecraft and related areas and authors in mystical and magical ways. In case you were wondering, Yog Sotho theory is a term that was coined by H.P. Lovecraft to refer to his unique mythos and cosmology of cosmic horror. So the world, that's what Lovecraft called the bullshit world that he made up.
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Cosmic Horror, that's kind of cool.
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Cosmic horror is a good word, but so this group, okay,
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so
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practice
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and practicing in the made up.
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the made up mythos that he made up, right? And so Yogg Sothoth, it's using flashing, I don't know if you want to see, Y-O-G-S-O-T-H-O, wait, Sothoth, whatever. So it's a deity in the Lovecraft mythos that is basically the gatekeeper of the great old ones or the key in the gate. And so that's associated with like knowledge, time and space. And it's this idea of like infinite forms and presence. So this is idea that the universe is vast and it's ancient and it's populated by powerful and other worldly beings that exist beyond human comprehension. And these entities known as the great old ones or the outer gods, They're usually depicted as ancient gods or cosmic forces with immense power and indifference towards humanity, right? And
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Mm-hmm.
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so they live in dimensions beyond like what we can see. And if you see them, like if they come into our world, they drive you to like chaos and madness. So like, if like one of those monsters come in here and you see like truth through, like, you'd be like, ah, I'm crazy, I'm crazy. You know, so. There is...
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So these people are like, if you and I started like, deciding that our new religion that we follow and live by is like by Neil Gaiman's American gods or something like that. And we just follow those gods now or something.
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Correct, correct. If we took that as
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our gospel.
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our dogma, that was our book, that was our gospel, that's where we pulled our
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These
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practices
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people took a, I
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from.
Jerk:
mean, obviously it's inspired by other mythos in a way,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
they are because
Jerk:
also created, but also.
Bitch:
lovecraft stuff was inspired by other mythos. It's just like in like, we'll see in the next episode, in episode 22, supernatural, all the Enoki and sigils that they have up there, which are not Enoki and sigils, they are, but they're based on other things that are based on those sigils and those sigils are based on different Hebrew stuff. So it's like all of this like round and round and round
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
thing. So,
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
but these
Jerk:
sorry.
Bitch:
are actual
Jerk:
I was just
Bitch:
people.
Jerk:
making, trying to make a parallel. So yeah, yeah.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
These are actual
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
people.
Bitch:
these are I think,
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
Unless
Bitch:
think
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you,
Bitch:
they're
Jerk:
unless they're
Bitch:
actual
Jerk:
sarcastic.
Bitch:
people. Like, I don't know what this is sarcasm or not. Cause like on the, on the website, it says they do things like they do, they have methods that are trying, they do to try to reach to this, whatever the fuck they're trying to do. So they do, they do dreaming, right? And it's with a capital D, cause it's conscious dreams or alter states, which we explore the human dream lands. but then shift focus to the other dream lands of foreign and non-human energies. We use capital D dreaming to descend deeper and deeper into the night sea towards the last void where, as is, and that they, I copied this and they said were, and they misspelled it, so basically where, as a those, someone dwells, right? So like that sounds like it's written really high and looking for the D. And
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
then they also do manifestations. The members are encouraged to join common projects like deep research or magical workings. They can perform rituals. I guess something happened during COVID. They said they wanted the lodge system to get up and running again. And because in physical lodges, members, oh, so I guess they were doing this shit online. While, you know, COVID was a thing, you know, before it went away.
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
Yeah, so all of them are, if you're in the EOD, there's a degree system, right? Because everyone is like a black belt system. So all members are deagerness, right? So that's like your Venn diagram. So everyone's a deagerness, but then you can be different things in there. So the practical degree is guide the initiates along the backward path. So the left hand path, like if you were worshipping, you know, in like the, you know, a theist or whatever. but you have the backwards path because you're always working backwards, right? Because you're going to the final pilgrimage. So you can be a disciple, an acolyte, a dreamer, a wayfarer, an adept, an archdreamer, or a pilgrim of the abyss. They also have many special degrees like oracles of the Old One, the Master, and the Grandmaster. Members may hold more than one degree and the names of a certain degree may vary. So I am very much hoping there's like someone who has like the badges you get at cons, you know, really
Jerk:
I was thinking
Bitch:
I
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like
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Met
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Girl Scout
Bitch:
so-and-so
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badges.
Bitch:
Yes,
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I was
Bitch:
I hope
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thinking
Bitch:
they
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like
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
Girl Scout badges, like when you had your like the whole sash and you put.
Bitch:
wards the outer world back in:Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
whatever, but the EOD has just reemerged from a decade of silence towards the outer world. Read more in this announcement, put a foot file, and you can contact us through this email. EODs never actively search for members. Those who hear the call or inspect to approach us instead and ask about membership. And then they have this thing about like, if you've membership expired, you can reach back out to them. And then the things like I got by the dreaming and stuff is from their Puddifa. But they just, I don't know. I don't know if that's real. I
Jerk:
me
Bitch:
still
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either.
Bitch:
don't know.
Jerk:
I'm unsure.
Bitch:
Is
Jerk:
Unsure.
Bitch:
it because I'm like, are you people who think this is like, are you worshiping chaos magic, which people worship? They do chaos magic. It's a thing that you things
Jerk:
It's a thing.
Bitch:
are really fucked right now. I think you can stop. I'm cool. You can,
Jerk:
We don't need
Bitch:
I,
Jerk:
any more of that.
Bitch:
I've had enough chaos. Like I'm good.
Jerk:
Yeah, we're
Bitch:
And.
Jerk:
pretty set.
Bitch:
But, or is it just a literary mechanism?
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
Fuck you, Lovecraft.
Jerk:
Keep people buying Lovecraft books.
Bitch:
Fuck you, racist piece of shit. All right, so that's it.
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
All right, we're done with Laura now. All right, so back to talking about who was at this, again, this dinner that Lovecraft never would have had because he did not believe in the occult nor did he have friends that he hung
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
out with in person.
Jerk:
Yeah. So Bobby's on the phone with Sam and he's like, look, every guest that was invited to this party is dead or disappeared within a year of it. So, but I'm going to go talk to one of the people that were there. And Sam's like, wait, what you said that everybody that was there was dead or disappeared. And ding, refill for Diana.
Bitch:
Diana is pressing her stop for champagne button.
Jerk:
Uh-huh.
Bitch:
And babe is bringing us in. So Liz will be playing bumper music while she's doing that. Ba-dum-bum-bum,
Jerk:
So.
Bitch:
ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-dum-bum, ba-dum-bum.
Jerk:
Yeah, so they figure out though there was one person that was there wasn't an invited guest. It happened to be the nine-year-old son of the maid who is now 83 years old and locked in a mental ward.
Bitch:
where he has been ever since that night. And poor dude, man, like
Jerk:
Huh,
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
is,
Jerk:
a lot.
Bitch:
that is, that is a lot. And so we'll have to remember when we take our break and we start our next episode to talk about the mental war that I was at this weekend because we completely forgot
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
to talk about. We were so, in such a hurry to get this episode going that we didn't talk about what Liz did this weekend. Okay, we'll
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
do
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
you've
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
got
Bitch:
the next
Jerk:
good ones.
Bitch:
one. All
Jerk:
I know.
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
So Dean's basically decided that instead of trying to call Cass or and because Balty wouldn't help that he's just going to quote unquote, inquire aka torture a shit ton of demons until someone tells them where Crowley is.
Bitch:
And it's very, he's being very efficient and very rough, but he has jumper cables attached to this demon's nipples, or I forgot where they're attached to me, but just in my brain there it has nipples, but they also just, this is why I don't like using jumper cables and why it took me so long to put like the trickle charger on my Jeep. And I'm going to have to go back out to my mom's house where baby is my BC is living right now. Don't go steal her. And so it's, I need to put the trickle chargers and we'll have to buy another battery again, but I'm afraid because I see things like this. I know that I know it's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.
Jerk:
I mean, don't put them on your nips. I mean, let's
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
not
Bitch:
they
Jerk:
find
Bitch:
just look
Jerk:
out, but.
Bitch:
like, I know, I just look at them like, what if I don't know how I'm gonna slip from there from like to me like electrocuting myself, but.
Jerk:
Is some like some bizarre final destination scenario. Yeah, yeah, that's
Bitch:
Thanks, Supernatural.
Jerk:
how it goes. Oh
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
my gosh.
Bitch:
gave
Jerk:
So,
Bitch:
me a complex.
Jerk:
yeah. And so Sam's kind of trying to talk Dean up the ledge. Apparently he is running on whiskey, coffee and whatever else he's taking. So, Adderall?
Bitch:
And I think that implies a deeds on like math
Jerk:
I was going
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
to say Adderall? Matt, I don't know. I don't
Bitch:
adderall
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
speed coke.
Jerk:
Something.
Bitch:
I don't know what he's doing. But I also think that he is not pooping solid.
Jerk:
Whatever it is. But Dean's still like committed to this. So Sam is just going to leave him to
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
so I have Ditas flipping out and his focus. Yup, it's speed.
Jerk:
So Sam's sitting outside and called Cass and he got a praise to Cass like begging to help them You know if you have any heart at all and we don't he's not there Sam doesn't see him, but he is there We see him. He's there and he listens to this and he's invisible boo
Bitch:
Invisible girl, invisible. Yeah, again, I don't know, like, I don't know if I wanna do that or not. A little hummingbird just flew up and said hi to my, in my window, it was adorable. I'm like fucking Snow White.
Jerk:
So Castiel and Crowley are together now, because Cass is gonna call him out about taking Lisa and Ben. And Crowley's like, oh yeah, I didn't touch Sam and Dean, like we agreed, motherfucker. And so everybody wins, and you've hit your quota of putting humans out of bounds, so boom.
Bitch:
Yeah, he basically was so cast to go fuck himself, right?
Jerk:
Mm-hmm
Bitch:
And he was just like, man.
Jerk:
and like hey you want to stop me fine freaking purgatory so There we go, but then Cass is getting like some kind of like a he's getting his angel
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
mental message
Bitch:
oh, someone's
Jerk:
Mm-hmm
Bitch:
hurting me. I don't know. Someone's calling me on the phone. My brain.
Jerk:
Brain angel brain
Bitch:
Brain
Jerk:
phone.
Bitch:
call,
Jerk:
I don't know
Bitch:
brain call. It's not, you don't get a blood bowl. You just get a headache. Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Blood bowl is much more fun.
Jerk:
And it's Baltazar and they're going to meet up in the woods
Bitch:
And what is
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
Waltis or Asking?
Jerk:
ask him about his deal with the King of Hades.
Bitch:
How does he say it? He goes, are you in flagrante with the King of Hades? And in flagrante is the act of doing something wrong, especially having sex with someone who's not your husband, your wife or your usual partner. So basically it's saying, Cass, are you stepping out on Dean to be fucking Crowley? That's what's happening right here and it's beautiful.
Jerk:
Cas tries to lie and say no, but he comes around like look, it's a means to an end and Balthazar pretty much knows that I mean they both know that Balthazar knows because of Sam and Dean but Balthazar's pointing out some real concerns like I don't know That's too much power when you take on all those souls because you'll have to be the vessel And it's gonna be like a nuclear reactor and you could take out a chunk of the planet Yeah,
Bitch:
What is this now?
Jerk:
I don't know
Bitch:
This is the first time we're hearing this, right?
Jerk:
Yes
Bitch:
And really also we can cut this to Balthazar, and so finally casts this KO to his friend, because his friend is like, look, I know you're fucking around on your man. You need to come clean. And he was like, fine, yeah, I am, but not really, like I'm not doing that. Like there's just this thing I have to get done. And then he like brings up this whole like, you're gonna be a vessel for what now? And this is something we've not heard about. And then also that you might be loaded.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's all new. So we knew they were going to go get the souls out of purgatory. We didn't know that they had to like be inhabit a vessel, aka Cassiel.
Bitch:
I still don't understand this, right? So what are you just like hoovering them? Is
Jerk:
He's
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
like...
Bitch:
like in space balls where it's like she's gone from blow to suck and you just like go to purgatory and you're like, you just like straw up all those like, how is this working?
Jerk:
I don't know. It's
Bitch:
OK,
Jerk:
real weird. It's
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
very not explained.
Bitch:
No.
Jerk:
And so Cas has to hold them all in him and apparently it's like a bunch of nuclear reactors and he's not strong enough to hold them all.
Bitch:
Yeah, and then we get the angel version of Are you with me or gimme?
Jerk:
Mm-hmm and both he's it with him. So
Bitch:
Uhhh
Jerk:
so we go to the mental hospital where Bobby is meeting with the man who was the son of the maid who was at the dinner party and Asking him questions and of course, we also realized that Castiel also was there before Bobby got there pretending to be a reporter as well
Bitch:
One step
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
ahead
Jerk:
Yeah
Bitch:
that Castiel. Oh, we've got a lot of like, this is very comic book-y, I think.
Jerk:
Yeah, it is. It is. But so Bobby wants to ask about it. And the guy's like, look, I'm pretty unimpressed with like Bobby's questions. He's like, yeah, everybody asks about it. They did a spell and everybody said it failed. What do you believe in?
Bitch:
Yeah, and I'll buy it straight. What the fuck? Like, are we in like a little house in the prairie? What you just tell me what it
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
is and I'll
Jerk:
true.
Bitch:
al hospital. I'm not stuck in:Jerk:
And the guy, the man's like, if you go saying that, they'll lock you in here. But Bobby wants to know what he saw. And the story we get is that the spell worked, a door opened to this other dimension, something invisible came through.
Bitch:
Huh?
Jerk:
And it went into his mother. And she wasn't the same. And she even smelled different. Which I think is just an interesting tidbit. But anyways.
Bitch:
That's an interesting point. What did your mom smell like before? What did she smell like
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
now?
Jerk:
But then she disappeared, and one by one, everybody else started dying.
Bitch:
Also
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
update
Jerk:
so.
Bitch:
on the squirrel, the cat has now noticed the squirrel. All right. Continue.
Jerk:
I like that Bobby says, sorry about your mom, but not in that tone.
Bitch:
Sorry about your mom, but it touches him and
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
because nobody's ever said that. And so he offers Bobby a picture. And, you know, this is it was this thing. And we'll just keep weaving into like one of the things on my ghost hunt last weekend was, you know, like if you're nicer to the ghost, like the more likely to talk to you. Like then if you're mean, the same thing goes with like the guy who's been stuck in a mental hospital for 80 years because he saw a fucking something
Jerk:
when
Bitch:
come
Jerk:
he was,
Bitch:
through a portal.
Jerk:
and his mom disappeared when he was nine. Yeah, that sucks.
Bitch:
His mom got possessed by something
Jerk:
And disappeared.
Bitch:
and disappeared.
Jerk:
They decided he was crazy and they
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
locked
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
him
Bitch:
the fuck
Jerk:
up.
Bitch:
happened to his mom?
Jerk:
f a photo. It says Eleanor in:Bitch:
Uh
Jerk:
we see,
Bitch:
oh.
Jerk:
we go back to Dean still like torturing demons. But he's getting sloppy because the
Bitch:
It
Jerk:
man,
Bitch:
has a giant syringe. He
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
has a
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
giant
Jerk:
giant
Bitch:
syringe
Jerk:
syringe.
Bitch:
full of blood and I don't mind needles, but fuck that. I don't
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
even
Jerk:
was a
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
lot.
Bitch:
where you get that. It's like, do you call up?
Jerk:
Look at cartoon
Bitch:
I want the most
Jerk:
needle.
Bitch:
comical needle that you have.
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
I need to do.
Jerk:
And he's there, but he's the combination of coffee, whiskey and speed has apparently gotten to him because he's getting sloppy.
Bitch:
He needs to shit his pants real bad.
Jerk:
And he breaks the line on his deep Devil's trap though. That's
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
does,
Jerk:
problem
Bitch:
he does.
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
And it goes also, he's taunting the demon.
Jerk:
Which
Bitch:
And like,
Jerk:
isn't
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
helpful
Bitch:
is the thing, right? Like if you're going to taunt somebody while you're torturing them, you need to make sure that you're safe and they can't get you
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
because if they get free, they're going to be
Jerk:
be
Bitch:
real
Jerk:
extra
Bitch:
mad.
Jerk:
mad. Yes. So
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
maybe
Jerk:
gets demon
Bitch:
he should have
Jerk:
flinged.
Bitch:
been talking about his mom or whatever you were doing.
Jerk:
So he gets a demon flinged and it's getting choked out, but guess who shows up? No, don't spit your mind out. Castiel appears and smites this demon. And.
Bitch:
And he's just like, I didn't ask for your help.
Jerk:
I was fine, totally
Bitch:
Fine,
Jerk:
fine,
Bitch:
it's fine. You
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
didn't have to come, man. I didn't need you. I didn't call you.
Jerk:
But either way, they have to have a conversation about Lisa and Ben, obviously. Dean does not believe that Cass didn't know anything about Lisa and Ben. And Cass is like, why wouldn't you trust me at this point in time? I do everything you ask, I come when you call, I even saved you again. You just need to
Bitch:
Look
Jerk:
trust
Bitch:
at this shit.
Jerk:
me.
Bitch:
Look at my list. I've got the receipts here. I've been doing
Jerk:
Trust
Bitch:
what you say. I'm
Jerk:
me.
Bitch:
your friend. I've earned it. Right. Don't you trust me, baby?
Jerk:
You need to stand behind me or stand down.
Bitch:
Uh oh.
Jerk:
which is exactly the ransom note that Crowley basically gave them.
Bitch:
Yeah, I mean, he basically says that he'll bring Lisa and Ben back if he stands behind him, which is just like read the room. Read the room. Read
Jerk:
Read the
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
room.
Bitch:
room.
Jerk:
So Dean's like, nah, and Kat's flops out,
Bitch:
Kiss
Jerk:
obviously.
Bitch:
my ass, kiss my ass dude. You just fuck off. And I think you're kind of right there, right? Look, that's a dickish thing to say.
Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
Like I have the ability to save your ex-girlfriend in the thing, not the thing, but the kid you basically view as your son.
Jerk:
Hmm
Bitch:
But I won't do it unless you do what I say.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Damn
Jerk:
it's not cool.
Bitch:
bitch,
Jerk:
It's pretty
Bitch:
like that's
Jerk:
brutal,
Bitch:
cold.
Jerk:
pretty brutal.
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
But now we find out what Bobby saw in that photograph. And this is exciting. I bet you loved this.
Bitch:
Oh, dear. My girl crushed and bobby together.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm Bobby's at a cabin in the woods visiting fucking dr. Eleanor Visiak
Bitch:
hot professor, Dr.
Jerk:
Ellie Yeah,
Bitch:
Whatever Elinor.
Jerk:
so And of course, there's like sigils all over the house and he's like I found you here, you know She's like, of course, I've got safe houses. He's like yeah, but I was able to find you So you probably need to be safer. Let me like help protect you and she's like, mmm now let's have a drink and
Bitch:
And then she basically just like, did you come here to chat? Aka do you want to fuck? Like I'm pretty sure she thinks Bobby is there for a booty call. And I am down with that. Like.
Jerk:
I mean, I wouldn't blame him.
Bitch:
Okay, go on.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. So basically, there's a joke. They have like a little exchange about how like, yeah, he knows what she is. She came from purgatory and obviously that means she fibbed about her age. Ha ha ha, by about 900 years. Oh,
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
but.
Bitch:
And also I'm just like, what? You're a badass bitch, right? Like
Jerk:
Mm-hmm
Bitch:
we don't need to make these jokes now.
Jerk:
But he's like what's going on and she's like look I'm you know, I Didn't always lie to you. I'm your friend. I didn't go out and ask them to crack that door open I just happened to be what fell through and I happen to fucking like it here over on this side So I don't want to turn into a bloody wasteland. Why the fuck do you think I? Helped you know, I was helping everybody with the sword and trying to get them to stop Eve and the dragons and all this shit, duh.
Bitch:
She gave him her sword of Gunther! I think it was
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Gunther. Whatever
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
it was,
Jerk:
know. Whatever
Bitch:
it was
Jerk:
else.
Bitch:
her
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
sword of
Jerk:
That
Bitch:
Goot,
Jerk:
one.
Bitch:
something that was Nordic sounding!
Jerk:
Yes. Because she's,
Bitch:
Gustav?
Jerk:
she's
Bitch:
Where?
Jerk:
on their side. Yeah. She's awesome. She's on their side. So Bobby's like, well, there's an angel looking for you and it's pretty fucking
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
dangerous.
Bitch:
and he also is like, but you still like you killed H. V.
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
Lovecraft
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
and she's like, what? He couldn't even write hello. And I just think that's a that's also why I love her, because she's like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
whatever, like who
Jerk:
Like
Bitch:
gives
Jerk:
fuck
Bitch:
a shit
Jerk:
that guy.
Bitch:
if I fucking killed Lovecraft? That's right, bitch. Love you.
Jerk:
So Bobby's like, look, you got to get ahead of this angel that's coming for you though, because he really wants to open purgatory. And she's like, no, it's too dangerous. Bobby's like, well, I'll protect you. She's like, no, you're just a man. I'm better off protecting myself.
Bitch:
That's damn right. And she's like, girl, I can take care of myself. Like, I've been doing this for a long time.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
I am 900 fucking years old. I hate HP fucking Lovecraft. Like, I think I can handle myself. But Bobby is like, look, like, you don't know this angel. Like, he's in this thing and it's got this there's this triad thing happening. And we don't we don't know what's going on. Like, it's fucking weird. And like, now you're in the middle.
Jerk:
But it leaves her anyways there.
Bitch:
He does, he does.
Jerk:
So we've got, it's dark at Bobby's house and Sam pours himself a drink and both of us are,
Bitch:
Because
Jerk:
hmm?
Bitch:
now Sam's just drinking in the kitchen because
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
we're just like everyone
Jerk:
we're.
Bitch:
he looks like he's like secret drinking because like
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
it's dark,
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
dark. Yeah,
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
it's very
Bitch:
he's just
Jerk:
dark.
Bitch:
pouring with he's pouring
Jerk:
Pouring a
Bitch:
whiskey
Jerk:
glass of whiskey.
Bitch:
in the dark. That's not a good sign.
Jerk:
It never is.
Bitch:
You should have lights on when you put yourself drinks.
Jerk:
Unless you're hiding it. No. So both of ours there and he's like, look, I'm on your team now. So that's why I'm back. And and they get and they get Dean there and Dean's like, no, I don't really
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
believe this. And both of us like, look, this is about survival. It's not really about like side or decency or anything else. I just don't like Castiel's plan. The souls are going to be like nuclear reactors. It's going to be fucking Chernobyl. Fuck that noise. I want to I want on your team because I need to stop this shiz.
Bitch:
Yeah, so now we're also, he's bringing up how dangerous this is. And they're like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
what? We didn't know this
Jerk:
Wait,
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
what?
Bitch:
new. This is new information.
Jerk:
Yeah. And he's also like, I also know where Lisa and Ben are. I just can't go there because it's angel proof.
Bitch:
Okay, fine. That's good. That's good. And he is like, Look, you know, I can get you as close as I can. And but you're gonna be on your own. What location am I go to? I'm gonna think and I'm looking through my Rilodex of places where I can film stuff. Okay, we're just gonna go to this abandoned warehouse. Where does I don't
Jerk:
Angel
Bitch:
think we've
Jerk:
Boo!
Bitch:
done that this season.
Jerk:
Angel Boo.
Bitch:
We're just gonna go to a warehouse.
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
Industrial
Bitch:
there is great
Jerk:
site. Yay.
Bitch:
industrial site, but there is great iron work because I'm very obsessed with iron right now as I'm trying to find a bet.
Jerk:
So they go up to this industrial building and they kill a demon guard, get inside. Balthasar bails, obviously, because he can't go in any ways.
Bitch:
Yeah. And
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
they're
Bitch:
walking
Jerk:
going to start.
Bitch:
around the dark with guns, you know,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
this is a good
Jerk:
But,
Bitch:
thing. You know,
Jerk:
but then
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
they split
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
up.
Bitch:
my fingers on triggers is walking through dark warehouse. Cool.
Jerk:
just after finishing a whiskey drink,
Bitch:
After drinking
Jerk:
you know.
Bitch:
a bunch of, you know, a bunch of whiskey, it's fine.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
They probably drink it in the car. That's cool.
Jerk:
So they go separate, which is never a good thing, as we all know by now. Duh.
Bitch:
Duh, why are you smitten up? We know not to do that, mm-mm.
Jerk:
So Sam gets of course get sneak attacked and grabbed.
Bitch:
I think it's thrown it like a cell.
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
Was
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
Some
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
weird
Bitch:
cell there?
Jerk:
room.
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
understand
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
what this is. And then we got to Lisa and Ben, and they're tied to a beam. Like, okay,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
like you found a beam to put them on.
Jerk:
And we have a kind of funny scene, though, with like we hear a lot of noise. And every time like a demon like leaves the room that was guarding them, they hear like a
Bitch:
Hehehehehe
Jerk:
big fight scene and it gets like thrown. And then we have another one go out and he gets a fight scene. And like the noises,
Bitch:
Yeah, and you never
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
see
Jerk:
actually pretty
Bitch:
it. It's
Jerk:
clever
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
and you
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
don't see
Bitch:
through
Jerk:
the fight.
Bitch:
sound.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
again,
Jerk:
pretty funny.
Bitch:
that also leads to like kind of the comic bookie
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
of this,
Jerk:
does.
Bitch:
because
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you're like, there should be like, if I had a comic book, you would hear
Jerk:
How?
Bitch:
like bang
Jerk:
Boom.
Bitch:
pow, like,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that would be really fun right
Jerk:
Wham.
Bitch:
there.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
But who is it? Of course, it's Dean. He's there. He sees Lisa and Ben and he's going to go cut them free. But guess what? As an insurance policy, Crowley put a demon in Lisa.
Bitch:
She possessed, she possessed. And it's really funny, I meant to write this down, but whatever, I didn't. One, the actress, Eddie Sampson, who plays Lisa, said in this scene that she was very concerned about holding a knife against Ben's throat. just because you know, she felt like it was like too dangerous, but was like a plastic knife and Ben's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
is like, whatever, like, it's fine. But also, she said like the entire like time that she was on the show, but she really wanted to be evil. So during things like, you know, when she saw like the vampire for like live for your twi hard was coming. She was like, Oh, you know, I was like really like hoping I have to be a vampire and that but I actually, you know, became Dean but Yeah, I think that would have been cool if it was Lisa, like would have been there, but she was happy that she finally got to be a demon here. So I thought that was cool.
Jerk:
That was cool. Yeah, and so she's going to be real mean. And this gets real dark. I don't really like it.
Bitch:
And the things that she's saying in front of her child, I don't like. Uh,
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
so.
Jerk:
it's not hers. I mean, she's saying that the demon is relay relays that she can hear the real Lisa inside of the body or inside her mind. And it's saying all this horrible shit.
Bitch:
like that Dean is Ben's dad. And I do feel like this is something that is unresolved in
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Supernatural. Hey, Jensen, bring this back in. Like, I will just keep pinching, pinching.
Jerk:
pitching.
Bitch:
We're just pinching your shows until like we're done. So for the Supernatural universe, Ben really is. Jensen
Jerk:
15
Bitch:
is really
Jerk:
sun.
Bitch:
Dean's son. And so whole series come out of that. But then she's just like, No, I'm kidding. But like, is she we don't know. She's a demon. She's like.
Jerk:
But then she's also like, oh, your mom's a whore or slut. She said, she calls her mom's a slut. And then that Dean
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
she's
Jerk:
the biggest
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
mistake
Bitch:
nagging herself,
Jerk:
ever.
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
It's just so sad and gross to be saying.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
And Dean's
Bitch:
and she
Jerk:
trying
Bitch:
calls
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
Dean a
Jerk:
cover
Bitch:
C
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
minus lay and he's
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
very
Jerk:
she does.
Bitch:
offended at that. And I just think that's funny. And I was just like, well, you know, like maybe he just doesn't try. I guess he's so pretty.
Jerk:
All right.
Bitch:
Ha!
Jerk:
So, but she's like, she's like says that like Lisa wishes she had never met Ben. And that is her second biggest mistake after keeping Ben. Oh,
Bitch:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jerk:
so harsh.
Bitch:
It is
Jerk:
But.
Bitch:
really harsh. Harsh.
Jerk:
Dean tells him he's lying and is basically able to like finally get her grip off of Ben. But as we all know, Dean ain't going to be able to kill Lisa.
Bitch:
No, but he had exorciser, which seems
Jerk:
Yes,
Bitch:
like a pretty good plan. All right, let's
Jerk:
it is.
Bitch:
go with this plan. Let's exercise
Jerk:
Good
Bitch:
Lisa.
Jerk:
plan.
Bitch:
How is that going to go?
Jerk:
Really great until she says fuck this and stops herself.
Bitch:
Whoops. Fuck.
Jerk:
Fuck, Mitsu gonna die.
Bitch:
Yep,
Jerk:
Not good.
Bitch:
this is just a dead meat suit. And he's just like, you know what? I'm just gonna finish my Latin anyways.
Jerk:
He has to be one of your options. You're either going to actually kill her for real or you have maybe a shot if you're able to get
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
her
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
out
Bitch:
do
Jerk:
of there
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
fast
Bitch:
do?
Jerk:
enough.
Bitch:
Like my demon girlfriend, like, does she just like stay like, I don't want my inside Lisa to die and let they take terms
Jerk:
Oh, that's...
Bitch:
or she lets like the inside Lisa come out for like, and
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
real
Bitch:
now
Jerk:
dark.
Bitch:
we just have this wacky like, so here's your next series, it's wacky half demon half regular Lisa and they are a single parenting pen.
Jerk:
Who's a hunter? So
Bitch:
Alright,
Jerk:
they
Bitch:
so...
Jerk:
he finishes the exorcism and now we're gonna remember he wouldn't teach Ben how to use a gun well now Ben needs to learn how to use a gun
Bitch:
Real fast. OK,
Jerk:
real
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
fast
Bitch:
why didn't
Jerk:
get the
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
get
Bitch:
just like teach? Why
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
didn't
Jerk:
salt
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
shotgun
Bitch:
teach this child proper gun safety to begin with? All right. So now we've got to be like, OK, Ben, take my terrible choice or a weapon here. And we're just going to duck on our way through this.
Jerk:
Yeah. And,
Bitch:
But he's
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
also gone catatonic and he slaps it like he
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
fucking
Jerk:
does.
Bitch:
slaps his child on the face. Worst boyfriend ever. We're
Jerk:
I mean,
Bitch:
like, fuck you. Get
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
away
Jerk:
was an
Bitch:
from
Jerk:
emergency.
Bitch:
my child.
Jerk:
I think there's a pass in this situation on that.
Bitch:
I think there are other things you can do besides slap. Why is that your instinct?
Jerk:
Well, cause he's freaking out too.
Bitch:
Your instinct should not be to slap
Jerk:
They're
Bitch:
a child
Jerk:
all
Bitch:
in the
Jerk:
freaking
Bitch:
face.
Jerk:
out. It should not, but they're all freaking
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
the fuck
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
out.
Bitch:
are other things. There's so many other things you could do. Like with my cat, when I get really mad at her, you know what I do? I blow in her face because I like, it really freaks her
Jerk:
Don't think
Bitch:
out.
Jerk:
that would have worked in this situation.
Bitch:
I just would have blew it in Ben's face. That's worse, isn't it? That's so much creepier. I don't know which one's the worst stepdad move ever. Anyways,
Jerk:
Ha ha ha!
Bitch:
so he slaps Ben, which is just awful. And
Jerk:
And barks
Bitch:
then he's
Jerk:
instructions
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
about how to shoot Tell them
Bitch:
in
Jerk:
to pull
Bitch:
a knife
Jerk:
it together and we gotta
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
get their mom.
Bitch:
he's just whatever.
Jerk:
Yeah, it's
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
all bad. It's ridiculous.
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
ridiculous until they get to Sam.
Jerk:
Yeah, well, I'm also impressed little Ben picks it up pretty quick he's just
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
blast
Bitch:
that's why I'm
Jerk:
blasting
Bitch:
just like,
Jerk:
demons right and left now
Bitch:
he's doing really good. And then like he gets to Sam, he's like, bang, give the gun to him, which then like deflates his ego again. Like what the fuck? Like he was like fine shot. Like Ben wanted to be a hunter,
Jerk:
to invite.
Bitch:
just give the kid a gun, let him do what he loves, right?
Jerk:
And then magically as they go out and get outside, the Jeep perfectly pulls up as they're running out, which just seemed like weird timing, but I guess Sam was able to get out and get the Jeep
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
say
Jerk:
take
Bitch:
yes,
Jerk:
them
Bitch:
say I'm
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
sold
Jerk:
the hospital.
Bitch:
an SUV. So whatever, so he stole it. Was it Jeep?
Jerk:
And they're and they're going to haul us to the airport.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
To the hospital.
Bitch:
And Dean's
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
just like, we're fine, everything is great.
Jerk:
everything's
Bitch:
This is
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
fine,
Jerk:
She's going to
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
be fine.
Bitch:
is fine. Much how I live my life, this is fine. Da
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
da
Jerk:
when
Bitch:
da.
Jerk:
you get to the hospital, not so fine.
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
It's a very weird
Bitch:
it's not.
Jerk:
prognosis though. Basically, so Lisa's unconscious
Bitch:
Yeah, she's
Jerk:
with a
Bitch:
intubated
Jerk:
lot of tubes. Yeah.
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
Dean
Bitch:
some reason.
Jerk:
and Ben are there
Bitch:
Demon
Jerk:
and,
Bitch:
intubation,
Jerk:
well,
Bitch:
she
Jerk:
she
Bitch:
got
Jerk:
don't have a
Bitch:
in,
Jerk:
demon anymore. She got exorcised. The
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
demon
Bitch:
she gets
Jerk:
went out.
Bitch:
stabbed in her stomach, not in her lungs.
Jerk:
Right. I don't know. But Dean is apologizing to Ben and Ben, Ben does not want to hear it. So he bails. But guess
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
who
Bitch:
done.
Jerk:
is there? Fucking Kath. Castiel shows up and Dean's mad. He's basically like, look, he says that she's going to be dead by midnight. It's a very weird prognosis.
Bitch:
That they just think it's now she's gonna be dead by midnight. And Cass is just like, I didn't come for you. But so it's just like, OK, like I fucked shit up. I have flown in. I'm going to try and make things better. I'm going to booper. All right. She's healed. Right.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. She'll be
Bitch:
We're
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
all good now. Right.
Jerk:
Dean's like, thanks, but it doesn't change anything.
Bitch:
But why? I fixed her!
Jerk:
So Castiel's like, yeah, I just want to fix what I could.
Bitch:
Hmm
Jerk:
And Dean's like, well, I got one other request then. And this is where this episode makes me angry.
Bitch:
Go on.
Jerk:
So we get a scene where Lisa's awake, Ben's there, and Dean kind of walks up to the doorway. And you hear that Ben's telling Lisa that they were in a car crash and she hit her head, but she's okay now. And Dean knocks on the doorway and like, hi. And Ben asks who he is. Because Dean like, oh, I'm just happy you're okay. I'm the guy who hit you guys. I lost control for a minute. I'm so sorry. I'm just glad you're both okay. I'm
Bitch:
I lost
Jerk:
glad.
Bitch:
control for a minute,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
cause I'm in a 90's grunge band. Hehehehe.
Jerk:
exactly. I thought that too. And and she at least is like, we're OK. That's what's important. And Dean's like, take care of your mom, Ben. And they're both cheering up and I'm cheering up. But I'm fucking pissed because he eternal sunshine to them. He fucking eternal sunshine them against their will.
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
You can't
Bitch:
our consent.
Jerk:
eternal sunshine someone against their will. You can't. I think it's awful anyways, but especially against their will.
Bitch:
Yeah, without their consent, he took the memories all the fun times Ben has, like, what did they get replaced
Jerk:
He had
Bitch:
with?
Jerk:
good
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
memories of a
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
male,
Bitch:
but like,
Jerk:
like, role model
Bitch:
and also,
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
they're
Jerk:
a household.
Bitch:
always gonna feel
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
like something like he's got a year with something's gonna feel wrong, right?
Jerk:
Yeah!
Bitch:
Like, so they just gonna feel off, like, because those you can't make that right. You can't
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
like, Catholic
Jerk:
you can't reconcile
Bitch:
cast does
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
whole
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
time just
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
deleting
Bitch:
perfect
Jerk:
one person.
Bitch:
AI for like to make your memory. Okay. But yeah, so it's, it's not good.
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
So gross. I don't like it.
Jerk:
So gross. So mad. Fuck that. Oh, Turtle Sunshine and the Spotless Mind
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
is a
Bitch:
it,
Jerk:
phenomenal
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
film, by the way, but it also is very upsetting to me and like...
Bitch:
Yeah, I think this is very cowardly. I think they're like, it's
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
just not
Jerk:
bitch-made
Bitch:
good.
Jerk:
shit.
Bitch:
It says I think this is a dude who wants to hide from his feelings and not
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
deal with his fucking problems. You
Jerk:
Well, can
Bitch:
made
Jerk:
we
Bitch:
a fucking
Jerk:
and that's and that's exacerbated by you hear that? Well, he clearly states that when he gets in the car with Sam. can't deal with his feelings. So Dean Sam calls Dean out. He's like, you've done some shady shit, but this is like extra. And Dean gets pissed, tells him
Bitch:
BLEH
Jerk:
to shut the fuck up. And don't ever bring up Lisa and Ben again, or I'll break your nose.
Bitch:
Sam literally says it's the worst thing he's ever done. And Dean like made a deal with a demon. So we know like this is pretty bad. It is like it is this fucked up. You just like
Jerk:
Gross.
Bitch:
fucked with a chick's head. You fucked the kid's head and fuck you, Dean Winchester. Like, you know, who gave you the right to do this?
Jerk:
gross.
Bitch:
And I know it was the writers because they wanted to wrap up the lean the Lisa and Dean story plot lines. We don't have to deal with them anymore.
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
And we don't. Like a new spoiler, I think. Well,
Jerk:
They're
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
gone mostly.
Bitch:
for the most part they're gone. I mean, but like it's, it's fucked up. I mean, like, this isn't like, you can't write people out. Oh man.
Jerk:
Very upsetting.
Bitch:
Me and my therapist will have a jolly good time with this one this week, but you just can't write people out of your lives by just moving away. You just can't do
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
that.
Jerk:
it doesn't work. Doesn't
Bitch:
Sure you can.
Jerk:
work.
Bitch:
Fuck off therapist. All right. So,
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
all right. So blah, blah. All right. So we've got them like that's done, but we have one more thing before this ends.
Jerk:
We're going back to Ellie's cabin and she leaves her cabin to go to her Mercedes, but guess who's there? Castiel. And he boops her away. Well, shit. So now she found him. Or he found her.
Bitch:
He found her and my girl crush has been taken away
Jerk:
Angel, she's
Bitch:
by
Jerk:
been angel-napped.
Bitch:
she's been angel napped. Where is where is St. Eleanor? She's Dr. Eleanor, but she's St. Eleanor. Anyways, that's it.
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
Is it there's no casting couch for this one, right? OK. All
Jerk:
I have a brief, very brief one. I won't go take too long.
Bitch:
right. Casting couch.
Jerk:
So our casting couch, we are we've got a few folks to mention here. So we've got Judah, our Lovecraft nerd is Adam Graydon Reed. He was a repeat character on You Can't Do That on television.
Bitch:
You lucky son of a bitch.
Jerk:
Yeah. And he's done some voice work on some kids cartoons. He was a recurring character named Hobbs on iZombie. and he was Peter in the Lost in Space TV series a few years ago. Then we've got Dr. Matt, which is Melissa's new boyfriend that we see for like a second. He is, he's
Bitch:
Dr.
Jerk:
a...
Bitch:
Matt, you almost had it you had a bitch bringing you beer.
Jerk:
Yeah, he has. He is an actor that uses a single name only Panao P.A.N.O.U. He
Bitch:
Penel!
Jerk:
he's actually done a little bit of stunt work and the movie and it showed the peacemaker and invent Van Helsing. He was Howard in the movie Eight Below, which is the dog sled movie.
Bitch:
Nice.
Jerk:
And he's been in TV shows like Smallville Once Upon a Time, My Zombie, Bates Motel. He was one of the tank soldiers in X-Men Origins, Wolverine. He was a trooper in The Traveler with Val Kilmer. He was Olaf in the sci-fi series Caprica and has had small roles in the films, Rise of Planet of the Apes. This means war and horns. HP Lovecraft was played by Peter Cufa. I can't, I never say
Bitch:
Do
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
it,
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
do
Jerk:
Cufa,
Bitch:
it, do it.
Jerk:
Cufa I think is
Bitch:
Let's
Jerk:
how it
Bitch:
go
Jerk:
is. It's
Bitch:
for it.
Jerk:
C-I-U-F-F-A. So I think it's Cufa. Now you say
Bitch:
C.I.?
Jerk:
that? Anyways. C-I-U-F-F-A.
Bitch:
Fuck if I know.
Jerk:
Sufa Sufa. He's been in episodes of Fringe, V, Once Upon a Time, Arrow, and has done his reoccurring small roles in his Hallmark Christmas films as well.
Bitch:
Nice.
Jerk:
So, yeah. Yeah, that's this episode, which went from being like kind of entertaining, comic booky, frustrating to I'm angry, Dean's a dick.
Bitch:
Yeah, so, and we have to think, you know, and we'll talk in a minute about why this, this was not, you know, a, there wasn't a cliffhanger here, right?
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
This is, we actually had an ending of a thing. We had a thing that started at the beginning of this season where, you know, Dean was in his, you know, lawn mowy, happy suburban life with Lisa and Ben,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
and this really just closes that down.
Jerk:
Close the loop. That's come full circle, done, wrapped.
Bitch:
That's kind of sad.
Jerk:
It is sad. I don't like it.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
I'm the
Bitch:
and.
Jerk:
I'm the I'm the like, you know, the optimist is like someday they'll figure out how to be together and do their own lives. But.
Bitch:
That's because you're a woman who was born in the 80s. And so we were told that women can have it all and not be very. You can do that and not be exhausted. Yeah.
Jerk:
I mean, you can be exhausted, sometimes it's worth it. Just
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
kidding. I'm kidding.
Bitch:
tired, tired. I know, but it's there's a lot of things. They want it, which is we know it was a toxic and healthy relationship. But I feel like Ben has seriously been fucked up. I also think that I need to have a camera that points to my outside yard while I'm doing this. So just everybody knows a man in a backwards baseball cap without a t-shirt on who has some terrible tattoos and a very pale body and basketball shorts has now just walked past my window. Hi sir. There's no way I cannot mention that. Okay so moving on. But yeah it's I don't like I think it's stupid. I think you fucked Ben up. And
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
I don't like how we,
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
how
Jerk:
not going
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
to be beneficial to him. I mean, like Dean leaving is bad enough, but at least like Ben could call him if he needed something, he had somebody to kind of go to, even though mom was moving on and they knew he, I think that
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
had
Bitch:
didn't
Jerk:
kind
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
of, I
Bitch:
a father
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
figure
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
No, that was the
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
closest thing
Bitch:
ends
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
up
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
like he's going to be a serial killer. Like I
Jerk:
Aww.
Bitch:
think like we have a whole new very dark tangent of this word. Ben just becomes a serial killer because he has all these missing things in his mind, but they somehow kind of can Joel of the monsters. So he thinks that monsters are controlling him like, I don't know, like it doesn't end well, like whatever happens,
Jerk:
Not
Bitch:
Ben
Jerk:
good.
Bitch:
does not come out of this. OK.
Jerk:
Yeah, reasonable.
Bitch:
And they just he just abandons them. Like I fuck with your memory.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
But I am never going to think about you ever again or check up.
Jerk:
Deuces. It's the only way, because that's how he can process, which is just fucking unfair. Not cool.
Bitch:
Yeah, because you can't process shit. You're an aunt. You're you're emotionally
Jerk:
a broken man.
Bitch:
broken, Dean Winchester.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
You're a broken man.
Jerk:
peers.
Bitch:
You shouldn't date women at all. Like this is not the appropriate thing you've done to Lisa, but
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
you need to stop touching women or men like anybody. Like you need to go on a quest and find yourself, Mr. Winchester, and think about what you just did for a while.
Jerk:
Go to your room and think about
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
what
Bitch:
go
Jerk:
you've
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
done.
Bitch:
your room, Dean. And you think about this and so what else happened this? All right, so we've got my poor girl crush Eleanor is being
Jerk:
Pooped
Bitch:
taken
Jerk:
away.
Bitch:
by a cast. He was just acting terribly.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. It doesn't get better in case you're curious.
Bitch:
Um, what? You know what happens the next episode? All right.
Jerk:
Uh huh.
Bitch:
Anything else? All right. Fuck Lovecraft, blah, blah. Then and all right, I think we're ready to end the season. All right.
Jerk:
So we started this episode with fuck love craft, and we end it with Dean's a dick. So I mean, that's pretty good. And we love Eleanor. So
Bitch:
In
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
kind
Bitch:
end,
Jerk:
of a good.
Bitch:
we're Team Eleanor. That's it. That's who we're rooting for.
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
Hmm.
Jerk:
Oh, so
Bitch:
Alright.
Jerk:
we're back real quick with the season or season six, episode twenty
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
two.
Bitch:
tears jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
