[18+] Alien transmogrifiers are so easy to use, even a dog can work one.  Careful, though! A careless command to your canine companion may engender… consequences.

Today’s story is the second and final part of “Nuthin’ but a Houn’ Dog” by Earbender, who also calls himself Michael Bergey.  Earbender’s stories and webcomic “Ship’s Fox” are available on Furaffinity and Sofurry.  His magical trickster novel “New Coyote 2.0” is available for Amazon.com purchase here.

Last time, a street musician and his trusty hound-dog busking outside Graceland encountered two aliens, who misunderstood the mintrel’s wit and used an obsolete transmogrifier to transform the musician into, well, Lassie, a female collie.

Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.