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A scathing takedown of Silicon Valley's e/acc movement and the techno-religious acolytes worshipping at the altar of AI progress. When did "make Skynet happen faster" become a respectable position?

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These e/acc bros mistake moving fast for moving smart—like thinking your DoorDash driver deserves a Nobel Prize for running red lights. Their "someone's gonna build Skynet anyway" logic is playground-level fatalism. Because apparently, humanity deciding NOT to create its replacement is just too radical a concept for the Stanford dropout with "disruption" tattooed on his soul. Silicon Valley: where "apocalypse" is just another growth opportunity.