Wander into the Chat 1 & Done Tavern as we welcome our very first guest: CoffeeHorse from the podcast Coffee & D&D. In this hilarious, off-the-rails premiere, we unpack cursed merch ideas, bardic rap battles, questionable magic items, and a rogue raccoon assassin with a death wish and an immovable rod.

We also test Coffee’s knowledge in the ultimate game of "Magical Items or Malarkey" and swap Nat 1 nightmares and Nat 20 triumphs that would make even Chuck Norris flinch. Oh yeah—Chuck Norris lore is canon now. You're welcome.

Pull up a chair, roll initiative, and let the chaos commence.