Yo, what's up, snack fam?! 🎄 Let’s dive into the giggle-fest of the day as we unwrap the top six pet peeves of none other than Jolly St. Nick himself! You think Santa's life is all cookies and milk? Nah, buddy! We’re talking slim fit chimneys, tripping over elves, and the dreaded warm milk situation! Seriously, who wants that?! 😂 So grab your eggnog, kick back, and get ready to laugh as we spill the tea on what really grinds Santa's gears. You won’t wanna miss this, unless you're on the naughty list—then, good luck with that! 🎅✨ Ho ho ho, grab your cocoa and get comfy, 'cause we're diving into the not-so-jolly side of Santa's job! Christmas Day vibes are in full swing, but let's face it, being the big guy in red ain't all cookies and milk. Haystack kicks things off with a festive giggle, pondering what it must be like to fly around the world delivering presents. Sounds dreamy, right? But hold up—there’s gotta be some pet peeves lurking beneath that jolly exterior! And guess what? We’re ranking Santa's top six annoyances, so buckle up for a sleigh ride full of laughs! Coming in hot at number six is that classic whoopee cushion prank that’s been done to death. Seriously, can we retire that one already? Then we slide into number five—those slim-fit chimneys. I mean, Santa’s not exactly a fitness influencer! And if you think cookies are his jam, wait till you hear about his beef with sugar-free treats in the number four spot. Come on, give the guy some good stuff! But it gets even better! Number three has Santa tripping over elves—like, come on, little buddies, watch your step! And number two? Let’s just say, the reindeer leave a mess that’s no picnic to clean up. Finally, we wrap things up with the ultimate pet peeve: warm milk. Seriously, just chill, folks! Tune in for all the laughs and holiday humor, and remember, don’t take Santa too seriously—he’s just a guy trying to spread some cheer amidst the chaos!

Good morning.

It's Haystack and it is Christmas day.

And as you think about the big man in the red suit flying around and delivering presents and all that stuff, seems like a pretty wonderful life, right?

And I'm sure it is to be revered world over for bringing toys to all the good girls and boys.

But there have gotta be some things that are kinda maybe a little bit tough about that job, you know, if you think about it like these big things that are pet peeves.

For Santa Claus.

Now we're taking a look at the.

Top six pet.

Peeves for.

Jolly St. Nick.

Coming in at number six.

That old whoopee hearth gag.

Yeah, it's been done.

Number five, slim fit.

Chimneys.

How annoying.

Number four, sugar free cookies and low fat milk.

Put out the good stuff.

Number three, always tripping over elves.

Number two, picking up after the reindeer.

It's gonna be a big pooper scooper.

The number one pet peeve for Santa Claus.

Warm milk.

Keep it in the fridge.