Sarge and Bricky are turning 30 this year and the boys share 30 lessons they learned before they turned 30. This episode contains the first 15 because they are bad at math and spent too much time on each topic to fit all into one episode. Sarge recommends that we learn a "discipline", Benny urges us to educate ourselves when it comes to finances, and Bricky burned his Culvers uniform when he quit his first job and never received his last paycheck. Plus, much much more.