“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.

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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera

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[00:01:21] Local cannon polishing ceremony.

[00:04:13] Cannon polishing techniques.

[00:08:55] Patriotic performance by Lindsay and Woolsey.

[00:10:51] Tour group narrowly avoids cannonball.