It's the Attack On Titian Finale! This whole podcast started with the series and it's so sad to see such a great show come to a close! Watch the finale with the Southern Senpais!

Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show, where small town southerners explore

big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.

Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

What's going on y'all?

This is Southern Senpais.

Two southern guys exploring Japanese culture today.

I'm Nicholas.

I'm DJ.

And what are we doing today, DJ?

Today, we are watching the end of Attack on Titan.

Oh my gosh, ten years, man.

And!

Ten years it's been going on.

The, for the viewers at home, We started this radio show

podcast on Attack on Titan.

That's true!

The very, the last episode, the uh, episode before the previous one.

Right.

87 or something like that.

Is, is what we...

Started the show on so it's it's really started.

We started on attack on titan an ending on it Well, we're not really ending on

attack on titan But but watching this the ending of attack on titan it means

a lot to this show right means a means a tremendous amount I know absolutely

nothing about this the ending about this Show, do you know anything about it?

What are you talking about?

You've seen all the seasons.

No, I mean like, I've not heard or read anything about it.

Oh yeah, no, no, no.

Like, I and, me and Nicholas both have made sure to make

sure we have no spoilers.

Cause the Watch Along would not be good enough.

Like, one of our previous Jujutsu Kaisen Watch Alongs, I had seen

some YouTube spoilers apparently.

And so that confused me when I was watching it.

Oh.

So for this time I made sure there are no, I didn't watch any

YouTube videos about this at all.

No spoilers.

So we have no idea.

All I know is that Attack on Titan is literally my favorite anime.

Really?

It's your favorite anime out of all of them?

Yeah, yeah well I mean I guess we'll find out.

Haha.

Right, so I don't know about this ending.

But, uh, it's just so masterfully done.

As someone who likes to write himself, like.

I...

You work really hard.

Like, writing is one of those things that everyone thinks they can do.

Right?

Right.

So a lot of people like, don't give it a lot of credit.

Um...

I would, I usually say writing is like running, right?

What?

Yeah.

Writing is kind of like running where most people, if you have

someone, Oh, can you run over there?

They're like, yeah, I can run.

So you tell someone, Hey, can you run for like a certain amount of time?

They're like, yeah, I can do it.

But there's a, but when they start running on the track and you're like,

yeah, you had to run three miles.

You're like, Oh my God, this is a long, a lot harder than a lot harder

than I thought it was going to be.

Right.

Especially if someone does it at like a faster pace, isn't like that.

So, it's like, I'm, uh, as a writer, I felt like I'm, like, a pretty good runner.

You know?

I have my mile time, it's like, down to, like, five.

Five minutes.

I'm, I feel like I'm pretty, like, I'm, I'm pretty decent.

I would say that I would, you know.

But then, you go against Usain Bolt, and it's like, what am

I even doing with my life?

And that's how I feel like watching, you know, I watch Attack

on Titan, like, it's so good.

Alright, well let's go ahead and get started.

I will have scene enhancers this time, although I don't think I'll need them, but

Uh, today's scene enhancers are brought to you by a mix of Sprite and Rocky Mountain

Moonshine, where I'm from in Tennessee.

You know who it is, baby!

Shoutout to Smith and Creek.

Smith Creek?

Yeah, Nashville.

Uh, distillers of Smith Creek Moonshine.

To say specifically, I mean drinking their, their, uh, uh, Buttercake

Moonshine, so shoutout to them.

I love you guys.

I have your, uh, moonshine more often than I probably should.

Uh, well so once again.

We don't ever use any of those, um, when we get the episodes

We don't have any of those like beginning titles or stuff like that.

So when I press play.

It's going directly on it, all right The end of attack on time.

i can't even know when to press play I'm so sad All right.

Pressing play in 3 2 1

Once again seeing a black guy at the end of the movie and like that they

like at the end of the series and he's Not gone yet Incredible this

this this man's putting up so many points Wait, it's subbed Yeah, I guess

you gotta wait a while for the dub.

Yeah, that's how that's how it works Nicholas

Now I gotta read?

Yeah.

Also, disclaimer, Nicholas can't read, so I ain't too good at the reading part.

Actually, it's a fact that, um, Louisiana is, what, 48th in education?

Shut up.

Picture books, I'm a favorite.

See, that's why Louisiana should have more moonshine.

Everyone craps on moonshine.

Tennessee's 13 in education.

You guys need more moonshine.

I think that's the I think that's the difference.

That's that's the difference, right?

We like our crawfish and seafood more than we like Our drinking Yeah, we just

show up to class drunk and something, you know, you know how like some people

when I start drinking They become like they think that they're smart, right?

That's exactly what happens consistently And so the teachers just pass us

So, they, back where I'm from, we call them socially promoted.

So this, this is kind of like, this beginning is kind of like

the very end of the last one.

Right.

It picks up right where it left off.

Right.

Which is awesome.

Yeah.

And once again, if they had, I think I said this last time, if they had

moonshine, he wouldn't be out of gas.

Just saying.

And, uh, by the way, hasn't he already destroyed like 70 percent of humanity?

Already.

Yeah, already.

Numbers are looking pretty good.

Yeah, 70 80 percent is already done.

The final season.

The final season.

The final episode of the final season.

Battle of Heaven and Earth.

Oh, a pig.

Oh!

Back in the day.

They had them back in the day pigs.

Day one pigs.

Right.

Oh, she's here in person.

That's wild.

Oh, so he can be anywhere.

So, they both have the Warhammer powers in which they can like, be somewhere else.

Look, I'm about to turn up in this bitch, so y'all might want

to get the fuck out of here.

Heh heh.

You don't know that!

I guess it's better than nothing.

Yeah.

You got a better idea?

Yeah, go for the head.

That has repeatedly been the best route of op Best option, every time.

When has it not been the head?

What reason do they have to believe that it's not, like, the nape again?

They don't.

You're on, like...

You're gonna give him lower back pain?

That's, that's the, that's the point.

Get a little, a little lower back ache.

Uh, there's a giant shadow behind you.

Is that a tentacle?

Oh my gosh!

OOOH!

UGH!

OOOH!

Oh, not in the mouth!

Oh, that's so gross.

That's gross.

What is that?

A cow?

Did it just eat him?

Whoa!

What are they?

What is this?

I imagine if we keep watching we will find out.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, so this is when the black guy dies.

I knew it was going to happen eventually.

Black dude's dead.

She is?

Then you're a terrible father.

Oh, they're like, other, like, battle titans or something.

Yeah.

Oh!

Isn't he, isn't he one of the founding, he's like the founding ultra titan, right?

So doesn't that mean like he has all the powers of like

all the previous titan owners?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, not the ass!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, it held on to the ass.

On to the butt.

She's mad because that's the path where the dick is.

Right, yeah.

Trying to get that pipe.

It will kill you, don't go, don't do it.

Yeah, so yeah, I was right, you can resurrect any past titans.

She got a moose?

I see you!

Yeah, that's what I said earlier.

I don't, I don't, I don't know why you guys didn't do this.

Don't mate.

What do you mean mate?

Yo.

Oh ho

ho ho ho.

Isn't that his friend?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, cause he's dead, isn't he?

Yeah, he's dead.

Oh!

That was Levi.

I thought he was eaten for a second.

Hurry up!

We have to get the IV back!

There's no other way!

If that's the case, then we'll all be forgiven!

The new enemy formation and the Palatinate system are working together.

But the enemy is still at the same speed as before!

We have to head over there!

We have to head over there!

We have to head over there!

We have to head over there!

We have to head over there!

Hey man, I'm trying to help him out.

That's playing stupid!

And, shouldn't you wait until he gets closer?

That's gonna help your, like, whatever.

I'm done pretending.

Like, I, like, I, I, I...

Is that blood?

I thought they were, like, fake...

Oh, this man going toe to toe!

Holy, that's so cool!

Oh my god!

It's like I don't care about these titans!

Y'all don't care about titans!

I don't care about titans!

And I'm handicapped now!

If

I was on this team and I saw Levi do all that stuff, I'd be like, What is

the point of me even being here, bro?

What am I doing here?

God.

Can't you just transform?

He used to hurt himself, right?

Suffocating to a tentacle.

You've always been a bitch, bro.

I ain't gonna lie.

Armin's always been a bitch.

That's, that's so gross.

Who is this?

Oh!

The previous Colossal Titan.

Grrr!

He can summon Colossal Titans too?

Oh shi Ain't no way, bro!

You can see that?

She has great eyesight.

Just ate the head off the Armored Titan.

Like that.

Just like that.

I'm not the best of circumstances.

Oh, how,

oh, okay.

So once again, you're still in the same situation, even though

you don't want to give up.

Oh, that was a snake.

That's kinda cool.

Oh, I bet you's an animal one, like the, like the beast was.

Yeah.

Oh, oh,

did you wings?

Oh, it's, uh, the chick . What chick or the, the, uh, uh, the, uh, the, the

girl titan, the chick from, uh, oh God.

Their face.

No, it's not the chick, it's that, it's, uh, remember that

kid who swallowed the titan?

Yeah.

Yeah, the jaw titan?

He's a, he's a, he's a flying jaw titan.

Yeah, he's a bird jaw titan.

Man, I knew that was gonna happen, cause they said it out back on the boat.

You're a horrible father, you should not get this happy ending.

I thought he got his head bit off.

Well, I mean, he bit off, like, everything, like, down

to the neck, so I guess, uh...

You know, I don't know.

I don't know, man.

Don't act like you care now.

Well, I guess she was kind of into him before.

Yeah.

Well, that'll happen when she sees that you're the only person and guy

who talks to you for like four years.

Right.

Levi's just like Frankenstein's monster now.

With less limbs and like half the size.

And he's still in charge!

Yeah, that's true.

Man, she wants that pipe so bad, bro.

It's like, to the point to where his head is kind of annoying.

She's down bad for it.

Yeah, Mikasa.

Yeah, bitchesa.

So, so, he just did that to flex, cause he didn't have to,

like, go around them like that.

It obviously took a while for him to even turn, like, you

could turn around very easily.

Like this is a time for this, like we're all about to die, can you please

chill the fuck out just a little bit?

Just a tad, not all the way, but enough.

I like how everyone still has these black lines all over their eyes.

Shoot someone instantly, just do it.

Oh yeah, all the armors can create weapons, uh, holy shit.

That's pretty dope though.

It's pretty awesome.

It's also, the most OP thing ever.

I'm just gonna drop off this one real fast.

Oh, you heard that.

Ooh, okay.

Ooh.

Oh, okay.

He's the armored titan, but these warhammer titans have cooler armor.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Uh

oh.

Oh,

okay.

Damn!

Damn, man.

Yeah, I think Eren could only do it like a couple times a day.

She's like, going ham on this endurance.

Don't pass out.

If Spider Man was here, he would've solved this by now.

Big Cal!

What type are you?

I'm the one with the vagina.

Oh

yeah, where is Zeke?

Bruh, this is one of the toughest duels in this piece, bruh.

This whole thing.

They're about to catch the Cow Titan.

It's

going forward to the X!

Oh, thank you.

For those of you who don't know, uh, being from the South and being black, I

am actually pretty good at frying chicken.

And making fried chicken.

Yeah, yeah, I literally just made some.

And I dare anyone to say something about it.

Chicken is awesome.

A lot of people like chicken.

Not just black people.

And, coming from Nashville, Nashville hot chicken is like a staple.

Although this isn't hot chicken.

But still.

Oh!

I didn't know she could do that.

I didn't either.

Well, you know, this is the end of the series, you might

as well pull out all the stops.

Man, that thing is moving!

That thing is moving!

You know how, like, the female titan kind of looks like Annie, right?

Mm hmm.

If the other female titans are supposed to kind of look like,

what they're supposed to look like?

Does the hair have to be exact too?

Like, it's kind of weird.

It's like a titan though.

Does it matter?

Me talking about, me talking to myself when I fumble a baddie.

Right?

That's

the crazy part about the rumbling.

They're just walking.

Oh!

Well, that's, uh, oof.

That's unfortunate.

Cause even if you get to the edge and you like, slide down like, the

edge, like, they're just gonna, don't they slide down the hills too?

The giraffes.

Yeah, you can jump off into the water if you want to, but like, don't they swim?

Like, it doesn't matter.

Yeah, it's just gonna get stepped on.

Like, you're pushing it towards the danger.

Whoa, he brought himself there?

That's cool.

Yeah.

Only one way to find out.

Oh, there's Zeke.

Making a sandcastle?

You're a little special now.

A long dream.

Someone watch Quentin Tarantino before making this.

They got chapters in the thing.

I want you to know what.

Right now?

No, not right now.

Yeah, that is how, that is how life works.

How's that chicken there, DJ?

It's pretty good.

I finally mastered my, uh, my, oh!

I know, uh, one of the secrets I use is, uh.

A triple flour right now.

Use the seasoned flour, the, the, the egg and buttermilk dip, regular

flour, egg buttermilk dip, but then back in the seasoned flour.

Wow.

It's better hot.

Yeah, why use that?

You're such a sad sack.

That's true.

I ain't got you there, bro.

So

why don't you try to kill yourself, if that's true.

Right, just go ahead and kill yourself.

Why would you possibly think that?

Oh, but it looks like a baseball team.

Oh, you know what, the sand might be memories or something.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's part of the experience.

Oh!

Oh, hey, it's all the dead people!

Dead titans!

Hey, what's up guys?

Oh, that one's crazy, man!

That was a dog, you saw that?

They just don't stop!

Berthel?

They're fighting each other?

I think he got control back of his titan.

Oh!

Oh, they're friends.

Oh, okay.

Thank you for giving me your eyes on the prize.

Oh wow, you did something useful and actually positive

for once in your miserable life.

God, I hate her so much, I hate her.

See guys, to get women, all you have to do is have one trapped in the

ice crystal thing for four years.

And speak to it every day.

And every day, yeah.

And then also, get titan powers, so that way you're useful in the story.

Right.

So there's some titans I don't even know that are now fighting for them.

Why?

Why are those

Oh, Zeke!

Oh my god!

Ha ha ha!

Yeah!

No!

Ho ho ho ho!

Cut his head clean off!

Cause without

Zeke he can't, yeah!

Oh, but her hair, her hair is still moving though.

They still ain't giving in.

Surprise, his hair doesn't catch on fire.

Whoa.

Beyblades.

Let it rip.

I'm stuck.

Nuclear warhead is, is kind of like an OP power, because I'm pretty sure

the previous guy could not do that.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he couldn't do that either.

Probably not.

The problem is that Aaron is what we call a real nigga.

And it's really hard to kill a real nigga.

Save the world.

Like I said.

Can't get real nigga down.

Oh now they help each other out.

Oh yeah.

You're a horrible father.

You do not deserve this.

No, not in the slightest.

I

didn't really ask you for your opinion, bro.

It's kind of the deal you signed up for.

Right.

What does that mean that they're immune?

They're immune to what?

To steam?

I imagine.

So a lot of people will die anyway?

Oh, yeah!

They all turn into, oh my god.

They all turned to titans.

Oh, the black dude's alive!

And not a titan!

Yo!

Yo, yo.

Oh, right, cause they don't have the gene, right?

Cause they're not the descendant.

Oh my gosh.

You shall not pass.

I mean, it's pretty cool.

I was gonna enjoy it.

It's not cold.

Right?

Oh mom,

it's that pipe power!

Ah!

Just take it over!

Pipe sense is tingling!

I must protect the pipe!

That Eren hitting him with the genjutsu, oh my gosh!

Typical answer.

That Eren with the genjutsu, oh my gosh!

Oh, she know you lying, right?

Absolutely.

Migasak, you will never get the pipe.

Never.

You still?

Still?

Oh!

Damn.

Oh, gosh.

This man cannot be stopped, bro.

No!

That just shows you.

The power of horniness.

She beat the odds to get the pipe.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

Oh, she just cut his head off.

Oh, my gosh.

She finally gets to kiss him.

She cut off his head?

That's the only way to stop him, man.

You've seen the series.

You've seen the series.

I didn't think she'd actually have the guts to do it.

Oh, you think?

You think he'd get carried away?

Just a little bit.

Yeah, if he's the ultimate bad guy, then he's some of the ultimate heroes.

Right.

I mean, well, you're gonna die in a few years anyway.

It doesn't really matter.

She also wanted the pipe.

They all want the pipe.

This whole thing, it was because some, some woman wanted the pipe, that's crazy!

See, told you, she told you, she loved him.

She wanted the pipe.

This is the part where the writer says, look man, I'm tired of writing this story.

I, I don't know, this is just how it ends, okay?

Screw you.

That's what he said.

Oh, he's just supposed to pass the future date, like.

He killed his own mom?

Dude.

Yo, cause, cause, cause, cause he had to live so that way the story would happen.

So he killed his own mom.

That's crazy.

That's craaaaaazy.

That's crazy.

Can someone please hit this

nigga in the face?

Oh, easy.

Hey.

Say some other stuff.

Right.

Uh, yeah, I don't know what I said.

Hey Armin, where was that punch, like, when he dogged you out back at the place?

Remember that, when he was beating the crap out of you?

That's horrible.

That's a horrible thing to say.

Dang, bro.

Armin said, you're secretly a pussy.

Oh, that's horrible.

Damn.

Oh, so he did want to give her the pipe.

Aaron, that's a lot of dead people you've killed.

Aaron.

80%?

Oh.

Oh.

He's like, I'm in the future and I'm in the past.

You know what I'm saying?

So, yeah.

Dude's like Dr.

Strange.

Yeah, he tried.

He's like, bro, I tried to change the future.

It didn't work.

A slave to freedom.

Oh, wow.

That's yo That's a hard line

Armin, I hate to break it to you We live in an alternate reality in which

these things do not occur in the way that they happen in your world and we

still Don't know how to do stuff, right?

Exactly

Cuz you're stupid?

Hell look, it's every executive of a Fortune 500 company.

Yep.

I know our listeners won't get it, get this, but uh, Michael Fuse would

have never let it get this far.

Oh!

So they're together in hell.

That's crazy.

Yeah, technically they'll always be fighting each other.

It's like a circle.

Yeah.

Yeah, and there's nothing they can do about it.

That's even more sad than finding a way...

They'll have no way to, to, to break out of the circle.

Yes.

Mad sad.

Woah!

Woah, what the...

Woah!

This man said it all the way back!

Woah!

Hey, that's a Spongebob sound.

You heard that?

Yeah, I heard that.

Hey, that was...

Are ya ready, kids?

That was Spongebob, you bastards!

Oh, that's why he was staring off in space on the boat.

Because he actually went back then.

That's crazy!

They were all playing.

That's wild.

Oh, because the titan's gone, they get to live a full life.

Right.

He's like, fuck this bitch.

I ain't talking to this...

Oh...

Now my boy Levi!

Oh, he's still alive.

He's too stubborn to die.

Too stubborn to die, man.

You are a horrible mother.

All of you have been terrible parents.

I need to call my parents.

All the stuff they did, eh, you know what?

You ain't all that bad.

Hey, put them out of that tree you guys were like as a kids.

Right.

They just kinda messed up though.

Like, no matter what I do, I'm gonna like murder all these

people and be like an evil jerk.

I still don't like her hair.

Well, I guess she never did get to play.

No, I, no, in the dream world, they were together.

You really about to kill all of them?

Seriously?

You're gonna kill him, seriously.

All those innocent people.

Whoa!

Eren has balls now?

That's crazy!

Who would've thought?

Oh, Ymir is an adult.

Thank God.

Oh God, this is all gonna happen again.

I said I said I'll see.

He's saying goodbye, but like, literally He's like, yeah, time

to flat to flat circle, sorry.

Ain't nothing you can do about it.

You will all experience all of this all again and have no memory

of it previously happening.

This is kind of like the Futurama ending, isn't it?

Yeah.

Did she just wake up in the past?

Oh, she woke up as a, uh, no.

No, I have no idea what's happening.

So I

didn't solve anything!

Nothing!

A world without titans.

The history is beautiful.

Hey, what?

Hey, hey, hey, bro, hey.

Yeah, don't lust over married women.

What's wrong with you, bro?

I read history textbooks.

I wouldn't be surprised if I was slaughtered alone.

I want you to be the hero of the world.

My ass.

Ignored that shit Anyway back to the positivity

Hey, there's the black dude He's that's crazy

You know what?

That's such a realistic ending though.

Yeah, like yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So he saved the world.

So you guys a hero So no one will hate you specifically Because

all the world hated them, right?

So now the world can't hate them, but people are still stupid So they're

gonna fight over some other dumb thing Yeah, they're gonna find something else.

Right, which is basically what's happening.

And he transforms.

It's out of spite.

Well, the point of the good fight is to fight the good

fight, not to win the good fight.

Yeah.

Does

that mean there was no point in us being born?

Oh yeah, she has to constantly see her memories, doesn't she?

Mm hmm.

That's gotta be torturous, man.

Oh, that's horrible.

I mean, if it was me...

And I knew all this was gonna happen.

I always piped anyway, right?

At least once, you know what I'm saying?

The only thing that makes me mad is that it's over.

Well, what did you think?

Did you think that was a fitting end, EJ?

I did actually.

I still got all my, that, I wanted to see a whole bunch of really cool fights

that happened, and you know what?

I mean like, It was a very realistic ending.

Yeah, I think if it ended like all, all, like, If it ended really positively,

where it's like, oh, they saved Eren and everyone happily ever after,

like, it wouldn't be Attack on Titan.

No.

Like, people are still visiting him.

Oh, she's an old woman!

Oh, she has a family!

Oh, so she moved on.

That's cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, and she was buried next to him.

Man, I wish I spoke Japanese and I can read these, uh, subtitles.

I mean, these ending credits, but, uh, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,

did she switch to English?

No.

No, no, it's not.

They become America?

That's the end?

That's the best?

What?

It's the future?

Was there a plane crashing in some towers?

Oh, because humanity can never get it right, yeah.

Yep.

Actually, that makes me like the series way better.

It's like, yeah.

Um, there is no real happy, happy ending.

Yo, the tree's still standing!

That's wild!

That's pretty good.

Yeah, that's a pretty fantastic ending.

It, like, does everything that, everything I wanted to happen, happen, and instead

of being like, Oh, you're using this cheesy, like, happy ending, it was like,

no, like, that's not the tone of the show.

The tone of the show was like, everything's really realistic, and the

people you like, you're not gonna get, like, You don't get the happy endings.

Like, no one, no one got a happy ending at all in this entire series, so why

would the series end in a happy ending?

But, and yet, it still is, like, a satisfying ending.

What did you think?

Oh, I thought the same thing, yeah.

Alright, well, hey, this has been going on for almost an hour and a half, so...

Guys, you know, let us know what you think by, you know, sending us some

messages anyway, but, uh, I'm DJ.

I'm Nicholas.

And we'll see you next time.

See y'all.

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