ChatGPT can now plug into your Apple Messages to summarize long threads and even draft replies, tweaking the tone for you — like “reply to my brother-in-law, light but firm” (which, btw, is how I order mozzarella sticks). I love that it lets you preview before it sends, because I’m not about to let a robot freestyle my relationships — I don’t even let myself freestyle. People are freaked about privacy — yeah, I don’t wanna AI reading my 2018 texts either; me back then had way too much confidence. And honestly this “saves time” thing? Sure — if you enjoy spending 25 minutes coaching a robot to say what you would’ve sent in five seconds. Also, tiny nightmare: what if it goes rogue and starts sending “you up” to everyone in your contacts? Grandma replies “of course I’m up” at 6:15, and suddenly your romantic drama is a family affair.
Takeaways:
I riff on two texting camps: people who fall behind and the insane texters making life stressful.
I explain ChatGPT can hook into Apple Messages to summarize long threads and draft replies in whatever tone you tell it to use.
I joke that using AI to say "no" totally defeats the point — now you gotta coach a robot to ghost for you.
I flag privacy worries: giving the bot years of old messages feels like letting a nosy robot read my chaotic dating history.
I close with a goofy nightmare scenario where the AI goes rogue and texts "you up" to exes, bosses, dentists, even grandma.
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning, Haystack here.
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There are two kinds of people in the world.
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Those who fall behind on text messages, and then the insane texters who make those people's lives way more stressful than they need to be.
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And you know, which camp you're in, you know.
Speaker A:
Hey, just checking in.
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Hey, did you.
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Did you see this?
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Hello?
Speaker A:
Yes, I saw it, Karen.
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I'm just trying to emotionally prepare myself to answer.
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So now ChatGPT can help with that, too.
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You can connect your Apple Messages inbox to ChatGPT and have it summarize.
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Long threads, help help write responses, adjust the tone so you can say, reply to my brother in law, light but firm, which is how I order mozzarella sticks.
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And apparently, you can preview the message before it sends, which is good, because I don't want to let artificial intelligence freestyle with my relationships.
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I don't even let me freestyle with my relationships.
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I stress over every word.
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But I love the idea that this is supposed to save time, because instead of just sending a text to your friend, now you got to open ChatGPT and say, okay, Sarah asked if I'm free Saturday.
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Would you like to say yes?
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No.
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Not.
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Not.
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Not exactly.
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Would you like to say no?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We can't just say no so that you spend 25 minutes working with a robot to create.
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Saturday might be tough, but let's find another time.
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That's what you would have sent in the first place.
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Yay, technology.
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And obviously, people are worried about privacy.
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If you give Chat GPT access to your old messages, suddenly the robot could see your text messages from years ago.
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Nobody needs that.
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I don't want me seeing my text messages from eight years ago.
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2018.
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Me had way too much confidence.
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Hey, just circling back a few days later.
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Yeah, no worries if you're busy two weeks later.
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Lol.
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Saw something that reminded me of you.
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No, I didn't.
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I'm just staring at the ceiling.
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But anyway, I don't need artificial intelligence in my relationships or analyzing my dating history based on these messages.
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She was not interested.
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Thank you, computer.
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I figured that out from the wedding photos she sent me.
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My favorite concern, though.
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What if it goes rogue?
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We've all got that nightmare thing.
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Computer, send a risky text message to people in my contacts.
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Five seconds later, your ex gets a you up.
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And your boss gets a you up.
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And your dentist gets a you up.
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And grandma replies immediately, of course I'm up.
