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check 1 2 well hello there boyfriend how are you
Speaker:it's fine day I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not tough shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:I would like to jump right in with a question
Speaker:this is Jamie Lisso and Doctor Erica
Speaker:this is afraid to ask I have so many questions now
Speaker:it's really fun to choose one
Speaker:and this one I enjoyed for a variety of reasons well
Speaker:let me give you your choice
Speaker:let me give you a choice
Speaker:we have a question about picking doctor
Speaker:picking doctors but also Google reviews about doctors
Speaker:which makes me angry okay
Speaker:I want that one maybe we go right there
Speaker:so I didn't know that was a thing
Speaker:I've never once get a review for a doctor
Speaker:I thought I got an option for we talked about today
Speaker:so that's the first one
Speaker:the second one is kind of a funny question
Speaker:about pooping and women
Speaker:and um
Speaker:what is what is the medical term for like passing gas
Speaker:flatulence
Speaker:defecation in flatulence is a question about that
Speaker:so that one seems like a little more fun
Speaker:more light hearted
Speaker:the doctor one seems you're gonna get all
Speaker:all heated up you already look pretty pretty
Speaker:I hate reviews of dog okay
Speaker:what's I think you've chosen
Speaker:those are the two to choose from yeah
Speaker:poop or people yelping me we'll do both
Speaker:what do you wanna start with
Speaker:well fuck it
Speaker:let's go into reviews cause I am heated now okay
Speaker:this is wild
Speaker:it basically says this is the exact words okay
Speaker:this I don't wanna offend you
Speaker:this exact words from a um oh
Speaker:that's a great way to start
Speaker:it says how the heck means you're gonna offend me
Speaker:how the heck am I supposed to pick a doctor
Speaker:that's what it says
Speaker:how the heck am I supposed to pick a doctor
Speaker:all the pediatricians in my area have bad reviews
Speaker:and I need to find a good doctor for my kids
Speaker:um I have a theory I'm not a doctor what's your theory
Speaker:theory is that I don't think anybody
Speaker:you know
Speaker:when you see a semi truck and on the back of the truck
Speaker:it says how is how's my driving call
Speaker:when I don't think they get a lot of calls where they
Speaker:where you call up and you go man
Speaker:this guy did a he parallel parked so beautifully
Speaker:that I had an erection oh
Speaker:I mean this guy can drive
Speaker:he flashed his lights to say
Speaker:thank you for me letting him in
Speaker:I love this guy I would say it's 1,000 to 1
Speaker:and so
Speaker:I think that's why there's actually parallel parking
Speaker:I'd get an erection if you parallel parked well
Speaker:have you ever seen me parallel park what
Speaker:have you ever seen me parallel park
Speaker:um
Speaker:maybe when we were in Florida dying
Speaker:you had that huge rental car
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:so that's like extra points
Speaker:that's like two boners
Speaker:I have to go two dicks to get two boners
Speaker:I don't um you did you parallel parked at that really
Speaker:oh I I know I believe you
Speaker:I just was gonna say you at you
Speaker:when you said you liked my parking
Speaker:I was like yeah
Speaker:and then you were like two boners
Speaker:I was like she's invited someone else
Speaker:hmm I meant it was so great
Speaker:I would grow two penises and centers okay
Speaker:I just only think about you
Speaker:I what with two boners
Speaker:I didn't like think about you with a boner
Speaker:unless it's this one oh my gosh
Speaker:seriously okay
Speaker:well no I never call semi trucks
Speaker:oh yeah I've never been near two bars
Speaker:no I bet it's 1,001
Speaker:I also though have never called when I was pissed off
Speaker:and they did something bad right
Speaker:I think there's a lot of people that are like
Speaker:super trigger happy and they're like
Speaker:haha yeah
Speaker:I wanna screw someone over
Speaker:even if they don't deserve a bad phone call either yeah
Speaker:maybe they're middle ground
Speaker:but the person behind them is having a shit day
Speaker:and they left for work late right
Speaker:they spilled their coffee all over themselves
Speaker:because they weren't paying attention
Speaker:cause they were on their phone right
Speaker:it's almost hit this driver who did nothing wrong
Speaker:and then they're like fuck you
Speaker:and then they call and leave a bad view
Speaker:and he didn't need or she didn't even deserve it
Speaker:don't you know that they hire
Speaker:I'll bet they hire some semi driver
Speaker:these 18 wheelers you see him drive around
Speaker:I look at him when I get stressed out
Speaker:it's so crazy
Speaker:like can you imagine I get stressed out driving
Speaker:can you imagine if you were what is it 4 5 car lengths
Speaker:all this weight someone could dive
Speaker:you ever seen the videos where they go
Speaker:there's this video on Instagram where it says
Speaker:it's a guy in a truck and it says
Speaker:here are the blind spots of a of a semi truck right
Speaker:and it shows out this window out that window
Speaker:and then they pan back
Speaker:and there's kids all around the truck
Speaker:and from inside the truck
Speaker:he couldn't see anything there's a kid on a bicycle
Speaker:a kid in a skateboard and you're like
Speaker:damn scary scary yeah
Speaker:and that's the
Speaker:I think that's what they're trying to invoke is like
Speaker:hey be careful
Speaker:so I'm saying do you know
Speaker:maybe they're putting like
Speaker:the fear into the drivers of like
Speaker:anyone can turn you in yeah
Speaker:fuck up yeah
Speaker:but I wonder if the companies know that
Speaker:assholes are usually the ones who call in
Speaker:yeah and they mostly disregard it
Speaker:unless someone has a very valid concern
Speaker:I think you're right on video yeah
Speaker:anyone could just lie and be like
Speaker:they completely cut me off
Speaker:I almost died yep
Speaker:and they're probably where's the police report
Speaker:cause it didn't happen
Speaker:I don't know if you've ever noticed it
Speaker:but um
Speaker:I just worry that a lot of people feel empowered
Speaker:yeah a lot because yeah
Speaker:just like on the internet where they control you
Speaker:there's no accountability absolutely
Speaker:I bet some of them even let you stay anonymous
Speaker:which is worse yeah
Speaker:because there's no fear of retaliation from the driver
Speaker:if someone calls and there isn't a police report
Speaker:they don't know who it was
Speaker:they drive all over the place
Speaker:so they should be like well
Speaker:who are you if you're gonna take your
Speaker:I don't know I just feel like people agree more
Speaker:when they think that there's a veil
Speaker:do you know I don't have ever noticed
Speaker:but you know that I have a tattoo of my asses
Speaker:how's my fucking
Speaker:because I like the accountability I go
Speaker:let's keep me on my a game why is it on your ass
Speaker:so it's people can see about oh
Speaker:I see what you're saying your ass when you're fucking
Speaker:I'd like to redo it I was imagining
Speaker:someone's watching me have sex with you
Speaker:fucking like behind is what I want
Speaker:okay well these are logistics that backfired
Speaker:it should be on my yeah but you could be on your ass
Speaker:I was picture was a third party
Speaker:because you could be on my ass
Speaker:why would a tattoo be on your ass
Speaker:cause people walking by
Speaker:cause I was pretending I was like a porn star
Speaker:people were like oh
Speaker:I'm gonna call up this guy
Speaker:but they wouldn't see it unless you were naked
Speaker:and who sees your ass if you're naked
Speaker:you know what I'm not gonna really do it now
Speaker:I'm just cause you made a lot of great points
Speaker:now I'm thinking about two boners
Speaker:so I don't know if you
Speaker:I don't like the two more okay
Speaker:no but I a guy you
Speaker:I have a question I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:have you ever seen two boners in real life
Speaker:at the same time
Speaker:is it bad that I have to pause
Speaker:yeah I'm holding my breath
Speaker:not in real life
Speaker:okay probably like a porn or something
Speaker:it's a weight this has been lifted it would be fine
Speaker:oh you mean like if I had a threesome or something
Speaker:no no
Speaker:no no
Speaker:trying to subtly ask that no
Speaker:yeah foursome
Speaker:I'm kidding I'm kidding
Speaker:that almost be better if it was three decks in me
Speaker:well you just naturally assume okay
Speaker:you took you assume that's not what I meant by foursome
Speaker:why I think one could argue I had a foursome once
Speaker:I think one could argue
Speaker:but I was in a hotel room with a girlfriend
Speaker:and a friend of mine with his girlfriend
Speaker:and we were all in the same room gross
Speaker:but we didn't touch each other gross
Speaker:it was just us in here wait
Speaker:are you being serious yeah
Speaker:we didn't touch wait
Speaker:wait wait
Speaker:we were just with our own
Speaker:you're being serious
Speaker:I thought you were just saying like hypothetic
Speaker:no but I didn't touch his girlfriend
Speaker:wait a minute
Speaker:you both fuck someone else and they fucks that
Speaker:you and the other
Speaker:you both had sex with someone in the same room
Speaker:like you were Voyers
Speaker:we had sex with our girlfriends in the same room
Speaker:and did not look at each other
Speaker:we didn't have a lot of money
Speaker:it wasn't cause we thought it was cool
Speaker:you didn't even have a shower curtain
Speaker:I mean someone could have pack up a fucking sheet
Speaker:it just kind of happened no
Speaker:it didn't it didn't just happen yeah
Speaker:no it didn't
Speaker:who was having sex first
Speaker:and then they walk in and they're like
Speaker:maybe we should do it too
Speaker:I did I'll be honest with you
Speaker:I heard I heard sleeping noises and I go hey
Speaker:I think we're good
Speaker:and so we start doing something and then I was
Speaker:and then I heard other noises
Speaker:you want like a twin bed not a twin bed
Speaker:no we were on a we were on
Speaker:we were on oh
Speaker:the twin bed offends you
Speaker:but fucking with someone else next to you
Speaker:who's also fucking doesn't offend you
Speaker:did I say we're in the same bed
Speaker:that's not what I meant you said room
Speaker:same room I'm thinking you and some girl
Speaker:two queen beds
Speaker:two queen beds in one room
Speaker:what else is in the room
Speaker:it's like a cameraman couple sound guys
Speaker:no I mean a television studio apartment no
Speaker:it's a hotel room it's one room oh
Speaker:I miss the hotel room park oh
Speaker:we're trying to save money
Speaker:we got a hotel we didn't want to do all that okay
Speaker:that's the only reason we did this
Speaker:it was out of convenience okay
Speaker:okay okay
Speaker:I'll give you that yeah
Speaker:I miss the hotel room part and I was like
Speaker:this is your apartment you do this all the time
Speaker:that's kind of fucked up yeah
Speaker:okay fine
Speaker:you woke up you wanna
Speaker:have sex you started having sex
Speaker:you were under the sheets
Speaker:and then they woke up hearing you have sex
Speaker:and they're like oh
Speaker:good idea Jamie
Speaker:let's do it too and then it become a contest
Speaker:you know when someone's someone yawns and you're like
Speaker:I should yawn well
Speaker:how long were you having sex before they joined in
Speaker:it was probably like two minutes so we're done
Speaker:so did hahaha I was just gonna say
Speaker:so then was it like in your head like
Speaker:I gotta last longer than this guy if he's gonna stop
Speaker:yeah well
Speaker:I raced to the fast orgasm joke
Speaker:before you could hit me with it
Speaker:I wasn't trying to do fast orgasm joke oh
Speaker:you were saying did we have a friendly
Speaker:were you trying to sustain it because you were like
Speaker:I can't finish before this guy
Speaker:now he's in it to win it
Speaker:we both got to keep pumping where you like
Speaker:don't go yet don't go yet can I be honest
Speaker:I would love to try to be funny right now
Speaker:but to be honest I have never had a complex
Speaker:I have many complexes and worries many many
Speaker:many a lot of anxieties things I wish I was better at
Speaker:things I wonder about
Speaker:never had a complex about lasting a long time to the
Speaker:in the sense of like
Speaker:I feel like if you're if it's good
Speaker:it shouldn't last that long for either person
Speaker:that's something I think is a bit of a misconception
Speaker:guy having sex for an hour
Speaker:oh God that be terrible
Speaker:everybody would be raw but I mean
Speaker:like the guy next to you I feel like I'd be like
Speaker:oh we had sex for two seconds
Speaker:they're still going and it's been 20 minutes
Speaker:what did we do wrong you're right
Speaker:what did we do right in that situation
Speaker:I would try to make it last longer yeah
Speaker:weird situation when I say threesome
Speaker:what who are you picturing as far as guys and girls
Speaker:how many of you when you say foursome
Speaker:I assume all four people are seeing each other
Speaker:not just four people in one room
Speaker:what gender is because by that stipulation
Speaker:I've had a 100 some sorority up house
Speaker:Trinity's house hot
Speaker:very hot
Speaker:talk about myself here
Speaker:are you saying so I'm surprised at that response
Speaker:but all right
Speaker:was it in a big room yeah
Speaker:the sleeping porch were there walls
Speaker:it's one room with like 50 bunk beds
Speaker:you would have sex with people in it
Speaker:well not multiple people
Speaker:but yet you're like oh
Speaker:you're so crazy
Speaker:you in your hotel room and you have a whole
Speaker:you're having like a like a
Speaker:like a like you're having like a Squid Games orgy
Speaker:I first of all have never watched that
Speaker:so I don't understand the reference
Speaker:damn they all sleep in one room
Speaker:bunk beds second of all
Speaker:you didn't specify hotel room
Speaker:you said for some
Speaker:so I'm just thinking you're in the studio apartment
Speaker:strip naked next to a pizza box in a fucking fridge
Speaker:no and getting it on
Speaker:when you say foursome to me
Speaker:I picture four guys in golf outfits fucking
Speaker:when I say threesome or foursome
Speaker:what genders do you imagine
Speaker:when I said threesome to you
Speaker:was it a girl and two guys
Speaker:or was it two girls and the guy
Speaker:when I said it to you I feel like it's ubiquitous
Speaker:you didn't picture anything for a threesome
Speaker:for you personally what did you pick
Speaker:when I said that if I was involved
Speaker:no you're not involved
Speaker:I just say the word threesome
Speaker:I got my friend at a threesome
Speaker:he's a guy who would you picture
Speaker:I would be two girls and a guy
Speaker:yeah that's the threesome
Speaker:girl wants another girl and a guy give me two guys
Speaker:this is dangerously close to the feeling I had
Speaker:when you set two boners
Speaker:why would you give me two guys would you want
Speaker:no not you want another guy
Speaker:no it was your threesome
Speaker:no thank you
Speaker:well so why would I want it
Speaker:why would I want a girl why is it assumed that I'd want
Speaker:no I just curious
Speaker:I wasn't even single but that's
Speaker:that's a little bit of a I don't enjoy that
Speaker:like
Speaker:why should I be expected to wanna have sex with a girl
Speaker:but it's gross if you're wanting to have sex with a guy
Speaker:can I be honest with you though
Speaker:I did not make an Assumption
Speaker:all I did was ask you what genders you pictured
Speaker:and then for me I may have said
Speaker:that's a threesome the good way
Speaker:meaning for my point of view
Speaker:so you're allowed to have your point of view
Speaker:yeah you could say I have
Speaker:like for instance
Speaker:well you asked me and I told you
Speaker:and you look very surprised
Speaker:oh I thought you
Speaker:okay that's what it was
Speaker:I thought you were saying that I was putting on you
Speaker:that a threesome had to be too girls
Speaker:I understand what you're saying
Speaker:no they're saying my look of surprise
Speaker:you seemed a little bit shocked that I was like
Speaker:two dicks not shocked
Speaker:just upset the early bird special
Speaker:um but you're right
Speaker:if I was in that hotel room
Speaker:right lights are off
Speaker:I start doing my thing I don't think I hear some
Speaker:but don't listen listen
Speaker:oh Sam in there
Speaker:I start doing my thing he's there
Speaker:he starts making those noises right
Speaker:lights come on
Speaker:he's alone
Speaker:haha the girl's gone
Speaker:oh that's a threesome
Speaker:the bad way that's a bad way
Speaker:we're getting into like the technicalities here
Speaker:because if he's just watching us
Speaker:you're right it's not a foursome
Speaker:it's just two people having sex in a room
Speaker:for sure with a creepy
Speaker:I'm kind of being facetious
Speaker:but yeah but if someone yeah
Speaker:but someone's over there
Speaker:and they're pleasuring themselves
Speaker:uh huh that's not a threesome that's more like a
Speaker:I don't know what that's called cucking
Speaker:what isn't that called cucking when you watch fuck
Speaker:believe it or not
Speaker:all of this came for me asking you
Speaker:how do I pick a pediatrician
Speaker:well let's let's not give this as an example
Speaker:I don't think that would go over very well
Speaker:how do we get here
Speaker:how do we get to here
Speaker:1 800 how's your driving
Speaker:I was saying oh
Speaker:I was gonna have a sign on my ass that said 1 800
Speaker:how's my sex
Speaker:so my point was gonna be
Speaker:you don't call when things are going good
Speaker:that's why there's so many negative reviews online
Speaker:yeah of doctors
Speaker:yeah well
Speaker:it's the same thing with like restaurants right
Speaker:like there could be an amazing restaurant like
Speaker:oh my gosh
Speaker:like you are so you were the best waitress ever
Speaker:like I'd love to give you a review
Speaker:help you out and then you get busy and you don't
Speaker:it's like our anger
Speaker:and our hate
Speaker:and all that fuels us to go online and write a review
Speaker:but when you're really complimentary
Speaker:I feel like you say you're gonna do it
Speaker:then you just you don't or you don't even think it
Speaker:you're just like wow
Speaker:you're really nice you give him a bigger tip
Speaker:but you don't go online and say stuff which is sad
Speaker:it's unfortunate that it's like that
Speaker:it is and you're right like
Speaker:especially with I would think with a with a doctor
Speaker:I think you guys get
Speaker:I assume you it's all gonna be great all the time
Speaker:so you don't get my positive review like restaurant
Speaker:I think even more
Speaker:people might give a little bit of a positive review
Speaker:cause they don't people look at them
Speaker:they wanna recommend it doctors
Speaker:when I had looked online today
Speaker:after never looking at doctor reviews
Speaker:it's like 100% negative
Speaker:for all doctors in the whole world
Speaker:like no one's like oh my god
Speaker:he his hands were so warm when he cut my balls
Speaker:I think he he went like this on the heart thing
Speaker:I love this guy right
Speaker:like it to feel for you also unsanitary
Speaker:and it's a pho mitinitis for infection
Speaker:it feels tough on a stethoscope
Speaker:but continue so I'd give a bad review for that
Speaker:a lot of patients I mean we'll think about it this way
Speaker:you're in a good mood you go out to a restaurant
Speaker:you're happy you go to a play right
Speaker:like you're excited there's build up
Speaker:nobody comes to the doctor because they want to right
Speaker:so you're already kind of grouchy
Speaker:and then you typically do have to wait a while
Speaker:at the doctor's office
Speaker:and I think that's a misconception that we're like
Speaker:always running late ha ha ha like
Speaker:like it's like a intentional thing
Speaker:why is there a way to the doctor's office
Speaker:that's a great question why do I always
Speaker:is it because why well
Speaker:two reasons happened to me
Speaker:one
Speaker:people lie a lot about why they're coming in to be seen
Speaker:right so they'll say it's a cough
Speaker:and so I'll look at their chart beforehand
Speaker:and I'll prep in my free time
Speaker:before I even come to the office yeah
Speaker:after hours
Speaker:I'll look and I'll look at they've had chest X rays
Speaker:or if they've had previous pneumonia
Speaker:if they were recently in the hospital
Speaker:and I'll get everything ready for a cough
Speaker:and then they'll come in and I'll be like
Speaker:oh no I have erectile dysfunction
Speaker:I was just too embarrassed to tell you and I'm like
Speaker:what I wasted all of this stuff
Speaker:and now I have to cancel all of my presumed orders
Speaker:and things that I've teed up and ready to go
Speaker:and I have to start from scratch
Speaker:so that gets me behind
Speaker:so you're saying just to clarify for
Speaker:I almost missed it because I'm not as smart as you
Speaker:as a doctor
Speaker:but you're saying so much people come in and they have
Speaker:you are and they have a reason they want to see you
Speaker:but you are very oh
Speaker:thank you I thought you said you were very smart okay
Speaker:I'm a good listener
Speaker:um I was gonna say that
Speaker:so you're saying sometimes people have
Speaker:something in mind
Speaker:the reason they actually wanna come to the office
Speaker:but they tell you something different for instance
Speaker:like a guy could write down
Speaker:oh I wanna come in
Speaker:cause I have a little bit of a chest cold
Speaker:when really he's just trying to fuck you
Speaker:and that might take longer those appointments
Speaker:wow do you ever have you ever had that where you go
Speaker:nothing's even wrong with this guy
Speaker:you've told me that you had guys do like
Speaker:I get erections or whatever
Speaker:do you have you ever had a guy where you go
Speaker:nothing is wrong with this guy
Speaker:uh huh he's coming in here to see me yeah
Speaker:you know what I'm being
Speaker:I was trying to be funny and then now I'm like
Speaker:I don't like that's creepy yeah
Speaker:it's inappropriate yeah but I'm a trained professional
Speaker:and I will be respectful and professional in the room
Speaker:and if I get uncomfortable
Speaker:or if they pull something that's inappropriate
Speaker:I have shot it down quickly
Speaker:and then gotten an assistant
Speaker:left the room
Speaker:I'm not gonna put up with that bring somebody else in
Speaker:are you alone in a room yeah
Speaker:wow
Speaker:but we have like a panic button on the wall
Speaker:I've never utilized it or honestly
Speaker:I think the biggest thing is just to say
Speaker:that's inappropriate you can't talk to me like that
Speaker:and I've said that to a couple of male patients
Speaker:I'm sure you have
Speaker:and don't you think there's doctors that haven't though
Speaker:you're very direct you're very confident
Speaker:especially when you're in your doctor um
Speaker:I just say get up
Speaker:and I feel like that would be disrespectful costume
Speaker:costume that's Halloween
Speaker:you're wearing your lab coat
Speaker:listen
Speaker:let me try to can I be serious for a second
Speaker:you're in your disguise
Speaker:your disguise I'm sorry
Speaker:you look so good by the way
Speaker:when I see you in your
Speaker:when you put on that doctor outfit
Speaker:what do you call it uniform
Speaker:I don't look like spirit of Halloween with like
Speaker:red crosses over my nipples
Speaker:I have a fucking lab coat and scrubs on
Speaker:oh no
Speaker:you're not wearing a sexy nurse outfit
Speaker:my disguise Halloween
Speaker:costume
Speaker:and believe are the exact words that you utilized
Speaker:but so your eyes I um
Speaker:you look you dig yourself out of this one
Speaker:can I be totally honest with you
Speaker:yeah let's see how you get out of it
Speaker:you are as I am when I get a microphone
Speaker:not this one
Speaker:I feel like I'm pretty close to exactly how I am
Speaker:when I get a microphone on stage
Speaker:I get a little bit something happens
Speaker:I amp up a little bit I gotta be
Speaker:when you put on that lab coat
Speaker:I'm not I'm not fucking with you Erica
Speaker:when you get the lab coat on
Speaker:you got the thing around your neck
Speaker:the heart listener that's the stethoscope
Speaker:yeah yep
Speaker:heart listener
Speaker:I you have a
Speaker:I'm like fuck man
Speaker:cause you're very professional
Speaker:of course I am but do you worry about my job
Speaker:but I don't know I think there's some
Speaker:correct me if I'm wrong
Speaker:sorry to keep asking additional questions
Speaker:but are there doctors that you
Speaker:that will not stand up for themselves
Speaker:that could be a victim of something
Speaker:where a guy comes in or to become a doctor
Speaker:do you have to be the way you are
Speaker:and the sense of confident and
Speaker:well the training is incredibly arduous
Speaker:to the point of you get sabotaged
Speaker:consistently berated as a young female often I've been
Speaker:propositioned more times than would ever be
Speaker:one time is not appropriate
Speaker:yeah a lot of inappropriate things have happened
Speaker:and yes unfortunately
Speaker:as a woman in society
Speaker:don't think it's just unique to doctors
Speaker:we get catcalled and things happen all the time
Speaker:so you develop kind of like a thicker exterior
Speaker:yeah yeah
Speaker:I think
Speaker:there's a balance between someone being inappropriate
Speaker:and saying fuck off
Speaker:and someone being inappropriate and me taking it
Speaker:like you have to find that middle ground of like
Speaker:being stern uh huh
Speaker:yet professional I have absolutely
Speaker:had a couple of people who have broken that trust
Speaker:on my uh
Speaker:behalf when they've been in my room
Speaker:and they've gotten the fuck off
Speaker:though they've deserved it
Speaker:because they've been so ludicrous in their statements
Speaker:to me or their propositions
Speaker:that it's your advances are not well
Speaker:mean guy stuff guy like asking
Speaker:asking me out or something
Speaker:you're saying not just asking me out absolutely
Speaker:but you know asking if I would do a pelvic exam
Speaker:when they had nothing wrong
Speaker:there's things that happen that shouldn't happen
Speaker:a good rule of thumb is doctors
Speaker:if you notice oftentimes
Speaker:oftentimes
Speaker:will put themselves between the patient and the door
Speaker:so if we need to excuse ourselves
Speaker:especially with um psychiatric patients as well
Speaker:you never know what could happen
Speaker:it's just the two of us
Speaker:I have to have a Kleenex strategy
Speaker:why I fell off knocks I don't know if you remember
Speaker:I often reference you in patient rooms
Speaker:by the way oh really
Speaker:you're my scapegoat now oh
Speaker:say I have a boyfriend huh
Speaker:oh wow
Speaker:I like that I feel really bad now
Speaker:because I was joking around just now
Speaker:but I do remember this one time
Speaker:I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this
Speaker:cause of hip hop but I think this is me
Speaker:but I do feel really bad
Speaker:cause I remember I went into the examining room
Speaker:and I go I think I have a spot
Speaker:I have a spot licking on my balls
Speaker:and then I was you go
Speaker:oh it does
Speaker:does it hurt and I go no
Speaker:it's just a spot that I like
Speaker:that feels really good when people touch it
Speaker:so
Speaker:well I'm sorry that uh
Speaker:happened to you sometimes guys are really creepy
Speaker:maybe we could cut to me on that one
Speaker:um
Speaker:so okay
Speaker:so I can get bad reviews because I shut down a guy
Speaker:I was gonna say does that lead to bring it
Speaker:cause they get mad that I'm like
Speaker:no yeah not interested
Speaker:they're not gonna go on Google reviews and say hey
Speaker:I tried to fuck her and she said no
Speaker:they're gonna make up some other story
Speaker:you also get a lot of bad reviews from drug seekers
Speaker:patients who go into the office
Speaker:expecting something and not getting it
Speaker:I can't tell you how many times
Speaker:every doctor will tell you this one
Speaker:someone comes in and says I have a cold
Speaker:I need antibiotics and we actually did
Speaker:you know we have mock trial
Speaker:like patients where I've had to do like a
Speaker:almost like oral boards
Speaker:where we have a bunch of other doctors come in
Speaker:and they'll give me a situation
Speaker:of a very difficult patient
Speaker:and I have to reenact it
Speaker:someone pretends to be the patient
Speaker:and in front of a whole panel of physicians
Speaker:I have to speak to them as if they were real patient
Speaker:while everyone watches and judges me
Speaker:and telling me if I did it correctly
Speaker:that's cool so it's like a mock trial
Speaker:but it's a mock and one of them is about um
Speaker:someone who has a virus you know
Speaker:it's a virus and demanding antibiotics and they
Speaker:won't leave and how you get out of that situation
Speaker:that doesn't help a virus
Speaker:it happens all that it doesn't help at all in fact
Speaker:it's worse for your body because of couple things 1
Speaker:it will kill all the good bacteria in your body
Speaker:leading to can't commit and subsequent infections
Speaker:because you've lost the good bacteria
Speaker:the good flora
Speaker:that helps protect against bad bacteria growing
Speaker:or two it creates multi drug resistance
Speaker:if you take something over and over and over again
Speaker:it's not gonna work
Speaker:so then you're like the boy who cried wolf
Speaker:with antibiotics 50 antibiotics later of the same one
Speaker:it's not gonna work that great
Speaker:so we're actually doing you a favor by saying
Speaker:hey listen
Speaker:this is not a bacteria and antibiotic will fix it
Speaker:and they know what else sucks
Speaker:they'll go to an urgent care and they'll be like
Speaker:my doctor wouldn't give me something
Speaker:give it to me and often times
Speaker:it's so much easier to just write a prescription
Speaker:and make that patient go away
Speaker:and then they'll take it
Speaker:and then seven days later they're better well
Speaker:no shit
Speaker:because the virus got out of your body in seven days
Speaker:right because the antibiotics works
Speaker:antibiotic is antibiotic correlation pure real
Speaker:not causation yeah
Speaker:so it's frustrating
Speaker:so you get a lot of bad reviews that way
Speaker:they didn't treat me well
Speaker:and the other thing is
Speaker:when we were talking about me getting behind
Speaker:in office right
Speaker:we got all distracted about the penis
Speaker:oh about the long way in doctor's office yeah
Speaker:another one is people stack up like 50 complaints
Speaker:and they're unrealistically
Speaker:think that they can talk to me for two hours
Speaker:when typically
Speaker:I get about seven to 10 minutes with a patient
Speaker:yeah and you had a great answer to quick review
Speaker:you said they tell you one thing
Speaker:and they come in for another thing
Speaker:it takes way longer you're not prepped in them also
Speaker:they just keep asking you and asking you
Speaker:because they're thinking
Speaker:I wanna get the most for my money
Speaker:what happens and they get mad when you
Speaker:I've actually had so many times to step out
Speaker:like I will physically put a foot out of the door
Speaker:and be like I'm sorry
Speaker:you booked an appointment
Speaker:a quick get in visit for a cough
Speaker:I don't have time to go over 10 things
Speaker:and that's just being respectful
Speaker:cause the next person's already waiting
Speaker:so I'm not being rude so that I can go shopping
Speaker:no I'm excusing myself
Speaker:so the next patient
Speaker:who also made an appointment a month ago
Speaker:gets their fair time
Speaker:and the person in the room is very inconsiderate
Speaker:and gets mad and it's like
Speaker:but I just need this it's not quick
Speaker:yeah you're making me now set up for
Speaker:for worse visits that happen next
Speaker:of course they're
Speaker:and then you have questions ever than ever
Speaker:really for anybody and they're like
Speaker:I waited forever and I'm like
Speaker:sorry yeah
Speaker:the guy before you had 10 minutes and took an hour
Speaker:so that's that can I send the third one
Speaker:yeah can I make two suggestions
Speaker:to help with that particular problem
Speaker:go for it
Speaker:in comedy when I'm doing an hour set on the stage
Speaker:the sound guy goes uh
Speaker:he goes hey do you want a light
Speaker:do you know this
Speaker:yeah you do know this
Speaker:so am I supposed to like do the Oscar
Speaker:like music comes on when I'm talking
Speaker:I was gonna suggest I was gonna suggest a light
Speaker:a light you go oh
Speaker:they're like oh also my knee go oh
Speaker:I'm getting the light and then loud music swells
Speaker:so we do that
Speaker:your cue is a doctor stands up and starts to walk
Speaker:if I put my hand on that door
Speaker:be quiet your visits done
Speaker:and then the third one is
Speaker:people do have heart attacks in front of me
Speaker:you know like people come in and they'll say no
Speaker:that's nice but no
Speaker:so like they'll tell me an emergency and they'll say I
Speaker:I can't feel half of my face and I can't move my arm
Speaker:and they're slurring their speech and they're confused
Speaker:and I'm like you're actively having a stroke
Speaker:so I have to call an ambulance so drop everything
Speaker:massage them
Speaker:call the er get them pre boarded to go straight in
Speaker:wait for the ambulance take care of them
Speaker:monitor them I've had people completely pass out
Speaker:we've had to administer medication to help you know
Speaker:resuscitate them while that takes a long time right
Speaker:and you can't
Speaker:you don't want to just to get a guy that maybe wants
Speaker:right honest by the way
Speaker:just to review
Speaker:if I had a triage it be one guy two girls but sorry
Speaker:go ahead
Speaker:French fur that was well played
Speaker:I'll give you that one okay
Speaker:that was funny thank you
Speaker:that's I like that better than a laughing wait
Speaker:did you show up I wish the whole crowd was just like
Speaker:that was funny instead of laughing
Speaker:we didn't show up
Speaker:no good answers though and then for that one
Speaker:I've told patients the next patient
Speaker:I'll often have like my staff go in the room and back
Speaker:we are so sorry
Speaker:like she's dealing with an emergency for hipaa reasons
Speaker:I can't tell you what it is
Speaker:but if there's a life threatening thing next door
Speaker:you're here
Speaker:because you wanted to talk about your toenail fungus
Speaker:do you wanna wait or do you wanna reschedule
Speaker:and when I reschedule them for that it's usually like
Speaker:hey you already waited a month to see me
Speaker:I'll fit you in tomorrow
Speaker:but I wanna be conscientious of your time
Speaker:but you also
Speaker:and I've had people yell at me and be like
Speaker:why didn't you tell me you were gonna be late
Speaker:well sometimes all of my staff yeah
Speaker:is taking care of the patient who is having a seizure
Speaker:yeah if you go and tell everybody that person
Speaker:sometimes I don't have that time also
Speaker:cause it takes a long time to control the seizure
Speaker:with multiple peoples they don't have had neck trauma
Speaker:and by the time it's done
Speaker:patients will be on the hallway like
Speaker:what did you forget about me
Speaker:and I'm like you gotta realize like this isn't like um
Speaker:I don't know I don't wanna put down any career
Speaker:so I don't know what I would compare
Speaker:but it's not lifeless in other careers
Speaker:there's not life or death
Speaker:if it's a restaurant and your steak doesn't come out
Speaker:because something fell on the floor
Speaker:or because a restaurant critic came in
Speaker:yeah you
Speaker:you have to drop everything
Speaker:so those are the three things is it's
Speaker:somebody expects me to go over 500 problems and I can't
Speaker:but they get mad at me and I keep trying to be nice and
Speaker:and do more
Speaker:somebody lies about what they're coming in for
Speaker:and they have something totally different
Speaker:and it throws me or there's a life threatening thing
Speaker:and the problem is none of them are anticipated
Speaker:so I can't have the ability to plan my schedule
Speaker:and give this person two hours
Speaker:sure so what happens
Speaker:I get bad reviews
Speaker:and then I get torn up online for something
Speaker:I have no control over this is a
Speaker:the other thing that bothers me
Speaker:is the systemic integration of what's called press
Speaker:gainy and it's a huge review about
Speaker:if the patient had access to care
Speaker:if they could get in in time uh
Speaker:it's a survey and it goes out usually after the visit
Speaker:pretty soon after
Speaker:it's supposed to be anonymous and random
Speaker:but every time I go to the doctor
Speaker:and every time another health care
Speaker:professional goes to the doctor
Speaker:we always get the survey
Speaker:so I don't know that it's random
Speaker:and I'm probably gonna get in trouble for saying
Speaker:can I ask you a question here
Speaker:you don't have to answer it
Speaker:does it affect cause with comedy
Speaker:one could say a bad review on Twitter or something
Speaker:most likely not going to affect my career
Speaker:it could someone could go like
Speaker:wow
Speaker:that guy if if a comedian got like tons of bad reviews
Speaker:there's a guy that's really popular right now
Speaker:that just had a Netflix special release
Speaker:I'm not gonna say who he is cause I like him um
Speaker:his specials getting like horrible
Speaker:horrible reviews and
Speaker:and hip it might affect his live touring because right
Speaker:right now he's selling out
Speaker:because no one had ever seen a special
Speaker:and I don't know if it'll affect it or not
Speaker:but you could argue like those bad reviews might
Speaker:if he'll be fine but for me
Speaker:I'm not at that level where one plus or so I don't get
Speaker:like it
Speaker:you know it's the majority
Speaker:I'm doing okay when I get used
Speaker:and most people don't review
Speaker:what do you do what do you care
Speaker:do you read them does it affect you
Speaker:yeah well
Speaker:so press gaining is very important
Speaker:because hospital systems look at that
Speaker:to measure your quality metrics
Speaker:how successful a doctor is
Speaker:is measured in the most bullshit
Speaker:bogus way that's insane
Speaker:you're saying they're looking at these reviews
Speaker:from someone that might have been coming in
Speaker:to make an advance at you
Speaker:or someone that waited a long time
Speaker:because there was a heart attack in the back room
Speaker:and that's what they're using to determine
Speaker:completely subject for hiring
Speaker:like to hire you somewhere for my pay
Speaker:so that's insane it's also access to care right
Speaker:so like
Speaker:hospitals force us to see so many patients a day
Speaker:over and over and over you have to see this meeting
Speaker:if you say no I don't want to
Speaker:they change your templates
Speaker:now I love where I work right now
Speaker:it's not like that
Speaker:but previously they would change our templates and say
Speaker:your patient can only have 10 minutes
Speaker:when you knew they would take an hour
Speaker:because they had multiple comorbidities
Speaker:they were stoked to speak
Speaker:or they had a developmental delay
Speaker:they needed more time they needed an interpreter
Speaker:and they unrealistically gave us a
Speaker:so now it took forever to get them in
Speaker:um they call and they ask for an appointment
Speaker:and they need an hour well
Speaker:the next hour appointment is 5 months out right
Speaker:because they won't let me like
Speaker:block my schedule for that right away
Speaker:can I so we get bad reviews
Speaker:if they are on the phone too long
Speaker:waiting for the secretary to answer
Speaker:it affects my pay
Speaker:I get bonuses based on that and I have had I've had um
Speaker:like upper management come to me and say
Speaker:hey listen reviews are terrible
Speaker:nothing you can do though your reviews are great
Speaker:actually they said that
Speaker:they gave you a really high review for a doctor
Speaker:but they couldn't get in to see you
Speaker:they waited a long time on the phone
Speaker:so we actually took
Speaker:and we're talking thousands of dollars I've lost yeah
Speaker:I'm sure across the board so physicians hate reviews
Speaker:I can give you tips on how to find a good doctor okay
Speaker:be honest can I tell you though
Speaker:as a response to what you just said
Speaker:like if I was paid
Speaker:if my pay was reflect
Speaker:like changed based on bad reviews
Speaker:I would get paid nothing for sex
Speaker:what are your tips for
Speaker:well here's one other thing
Speaker:I think is really important to drive home
Speaker:remember
Speaker:we talked about antibiotics and how easy it is
Speaker:just give it and get rid of the person
Speaker:because they're happy
Speaker:this system is so flawed
Speaker:what do you think is gonna happen
Speaker:if I have an angry person come and say
Speaker:I have to have antibiotics
Speaker:you see
Speaker:I want the good reviews because it gives me more money
Speaker:right I give them the fucking antibiotics
Speaker:you give me antibiotics
Speaker:you sleep with that guy that's coming on to you
Speaker:you do whatever it takes
Speaker:so if you have morally conscious physicians
Speaker:which I believe almost all of us go into this field
Speaker:because we're good natured
Speaker:and we're not in it to make money
Speaker:or we would never go into medicine
Speaker:we're not gonna have that problem
Speaker:but absolutely
Speaker:you're gonna have people who the system comes down
Speaker:your review suck pick them up
Speaker:how do you pick them up you people please
Speaker:you stay in the room longer
Speaker:all your patients wait
Speaker:you lose money there
Speaker:but they all get the 50 things that they want
Speaker:and then you're burnt out
Speaker:you're exhausted and
Speaker:you're prescribing stuff that you shouldn't prescribe
Speaker:you're giving pain medicine more than you should
Speaker:because that's what the patient demanded
Speaker:oh my god if I got bonuses
Speaker:I'd give everybody happy I do whatever it take
Speaker:can I back up to clarify something that you said
Speaker:I think I understand it because I'm dating a doctor
Speaker:but I don't think other people would
Speaker:you said we don't get it in medicine for the money
Speaker:I think some people might go
Speaker:well yeah you do you make all the
Speaker:but there are so many different types of doctors
Speaker:and couldn't couldn't she be like a plastic surgeon
Speaker:where you're not dealing with that type of stuff
Speaker:in my own plastic surgeons have kind of the worst
Speaker:some of the worst patients there are though
Speaker:cause they're so demanding
Speaker:they're more demanding than any of you
Speaker:know what I do though on right when I had them um
Speaker:what is it called when you when I had them unconscious
Speaker:I put a smile on their face just so they looked happy
Speaker:when they left
Speaker:as a surgeon I feel like hey
Speaker:another satisfied customer take a photo
Speaker:what did so what did you mean by
Speaker:you mean like there's other ways to cause medicine
Speaker:I think you make pretty good money
Speaker:but you're saying like
Speaker:the risk reward is like so much work
Speaker:so much stress so much liability
Speaker:I assume that their bills are so high
Speaker:that our revenue is extremely high as well
Speaker:but the overhead is exponential
Speaker:so if you strip away all of the costs that we pay for
Speaker:malpractice insurance
Speaker:and all of our staffing right
Speaker:it's a I mean it's a significant portion of my income
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:if I wanted to make a ton of money work versus yeah
Speaker:gross pay onlyfans it would absolutely be
Speaker:going into some type of business
Speaker:I think
Speaker:majoring in business opens the doors for a lot more
Speaker:medicine has lost its luster in that regard
Speaker:and also with the advent of fucking reviews
Speaker:and social media reviews
Speaker:and how you can just really destroy a practice
Speaker:yeah um
Speaker:doctors aren't held in the highest regardless
Speaker:they used to be right
Speaker:so it's not as lustrous and truthfully
Speaker:I think
Speaker:it's gotten rid of some of the people who went into it
Speaker:for the wrong reasons I think
Speaker:people going into it now go into it because they love
Speaker:and they care
Speaker:think about everybody who entered medicine after Covid
Speaker:those are badasses yeah
Speaker:we saw how the pandemic destroyed us
Speaker:cause we were already stuck in there
Speaker:like the doctors who already existed in practicing
Speaker:but people who weren't even in medical school and said
Speaker:uh uh
Speaker:fuck it I'm gonna sign up
Speaker:we we actually
Speaker:saw quite a significant increase in interest
Speaker:in medical fields
Speaker:and I'm very proud of that fact that initially
Speaker:people were dropping out cause we were exhausted
Speaker:but what an amazing group of people coming in yeah
Speaker:they're getting into and they're getting through anyway
Speaker:it's like a boot camp I think it's incredible
Speaker:they survived to the end
Speaker:or my sister who's a nurse was wearing like
Speaker:I think she was wearing three masks at one time
Speaker:including a face shield which you go all get over it
Speaker:her face would have like indentations
Speaker:and she's also trying to she's working with babies
Speaker:so she's trying to like
Speaker:look through a thing and do what she said
Speaker:it's like super complicated
Speaker:and you're running from room
Speaker:to room and that I always felt bad for surgeons when I
Speaker:when everyone started wearing like the Covid masks
Speaker:I feel like surgeons were like
Speaker:I fucking they do it all day without mask yeah
Speaker:I've been in a 10 hour surgery where I'm scrubbed in
Speaker:I couldn't touch you can't break sterility
Speaker:so you can't touch your face
Speaker:it's like this little box
Speaker:from like your shoulders to your belly button
Speaker:that's where your hands can go
Speaker:you can't touch your face
Speaker:you can't 10 hours of wearing a mask
Speaker:without being able to scratch and itch or anything yeah
Speaker:we're fine I'm not breathing in so much
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:I remember this was like first night we were together
Speaker:you were like hands above right there
Speaker:and I want keep them up put on those gloves
Speaker:scrubbing do you say scrubbing
Speaker:so you're saying
Speaker:best way to find a doctor is to ask a friend
Speaker:I really believe that
Speaker:because I take pride in my profession
Speaker:and as a family medicine doctor
Speaker:I want to see families and friends of those families
Speaker:and then Learned about their families
Speaker:I love that about my job for the continuity
Speaker:and if I have someone say
Speaker:I've referred my sister to you
Speaker:that's the best compliment I can get
Speaker:because the sister's gonna trust the other sister
Speaker:and be like whoa
Speaker:if you like her
Speaker:and then they'll say like this is her personality
Speaker:this is how she practices medicine
Speaker:and then I get people that are on my same
Speaker:like reviving right
Speaker:I don't get
Speaker:the people that don't understand my personality yeah
Speaker:do you ever
Speaker:I would think if I had a good patient
Speaker:someone that didn't come in
Speaker:and tell me a different thing
Speaker:that they were coming in for
Speaker:someone that didn't get upset or leaving it
Speaker:I think if their relative is coming in
Speaker:I'll be psyched like oh
Speaker:I love them I love this other
Speaker:but I love this other person
Speaker:but I would think if someone was like shitty
Speaker:shitty patient and they said
Speaker:oh I told all my cousins to come in
Speaker:uh huh I would be like
Speaker:oh we're full
Speaker:uh huh I don't know if you're allowed to do that or not
Speaker:you can't and it does happen
Speaker:so great answer ask your friends
Speaker:don't and I
Speaker:and maybe don't even don't take the
Speaker:these reviews so uh
Speaker:I wouldn't take it to heart seriously
Speaker:and I think also I've gotten great reviews
Speaker:and I've had some that were true
Speaker:like I knew the patient based on what they wrote
Speaker:cause occasionally I look at them
Speaker:I usually don't cause they hurt my feelings
Speaker:and often they're not true
Speaker:they're so conflated to make me look like an asshole
Speaker:and if you strip away what happened at the very bottom
Speaker:it'll be like she didn't give me 1,000 norcos
Speaker:like it's just
Speaker:it's unfortunate that anything can make its way on
Speaker:the internet but anyway um
Speaker:I think there's something to be said about
Speaker:if a doctor is practicing
Speaker:they're usually pretty good hmm right
Speaker:like you can look up
Speaker:to see if they've been in malpractice suits
Speaker:and if it was valid well
Speaker:that's a good one cause that's more of an objective
Speaker:that seems to be more of a statistic
Speaker:especially for like a surgeon right
Speaker:yeah like the surgeon has had failed cases
Speaker:of course there's always risk with anatomy
Speaker:is it failed
Speaker:because the patient had a very complicated case
Speaker:the surgeon couldn't do anything about
Speaker:or was the surgeon neglectful
Speaker:ever hear those cases about where a guy
Speaker:they cut off the wrong leg yeah
Speaker:I check my alarm four times before I go to sleep
Speaker:I lean over I check it four times yeah
Speaker:how does that shit like I mean
Speaker:that's gotta be
Speaker:if someone leaves a review and they're like
Speaker:hey one star
Speaker:he took my one good leg that I had left like that's
Speaker:but that's not a review that's and you can find it
Speaker:you can search your doctor well
Speaker:that be like a malpractice
Speaker:maybe a malpractice suit and that's huge
Speaker:I would maybe I wonder how much
Speaker:or that's like a millions dollars of lawsuit
Speaker:I would say yeah
Speaker:I want my lawn keep my legs though he took the good one
Speaker:do you know what I mean
Speaker:so not only there was the wrong leg
Speaker:like the bad
Speaker:one that's just really tragic to have another surgery
Speaker:it's awful tragic
Speaker:so now do you know how to pick a good doctor
Speaker:yeah I asked my girlfriend to look at me no
Speaker:I totally think I got you a great answers
Speaker:you are lucky
Speaker:because I put you in touch with all of the best
Speaker:that I know personally
Speaker:for all of your healthcare
Speaker:so like you're kind of like
Speaker:I'm very lucky
Speaker:before that you know
Speaker:before that I was a comedian
Speaker:I would just ask people just how they thought I looked
Speaker:just strangers like I had no
Speaker:I I would never go to the doctor
Speaker:I have
Speaker:you think I'm making a doing a bit here
Speaker:I'm not before I met you
Speaker:I have two fingers that do not straighten
Speaker:do you know why
Speaker:cause I didn't have good health insurance and I go ah
Speaker:now I am deformed
Speaker:is that the correct use of that term
Speaker:my fingers are deformed they are messed up
Speaker:this is as straight as they go
Speaker:both messed up due to I went to CVS
Speaker:I'll fix this thing and I try to keep it straight
Speaker:and now both fingers have the same injury
Speaker:would you jam on different
Speaker:I used to
Speaker:yes
Speaker:first one was wrestling
Speaker:second one was jammed with the basketball
Speaker:I blacked out blacked out from pain
Speaker:black like just like a blinding light
Speaker:first time ever
Speaker:but that's why my fingers look like this
Speaker:if you're wondering
Speaker:that's actually a great pain response
Speaker:by the way
Speaker:it's a good it's my body protecting me
Speaker:it's incredible yeah
Speaker:cause a lot of times the pain is so severe
Speaker:you go into a shock or it's neuroprotective
Speaker:so you just pass out and people take care of you
Speaker:I woke up and there was a
Speaker:I was with my
Speaker:my kid Charles and he was playing with his friend
Speaker:I was playing 1 on 2 basketball
Speaker:and I was definitely at that moment feeling like
Speaker:this is amazing I'm young again
Speaker:and then the ball hit my finger
Speaker:and I fully flasher paid and I opened my eyes
Speaker:and in Alaska we have a lot of military
Speaker:and there were two like Navy seal looking tough guys
Speaker:like leaned over me uh huh
Speaker:and um
Speaker:I was like oh
Speaker:it's fine it hurts so much
Speaker:but because shock is sometimes really helpful
Speaker:I mean no
Speaker:granted if you're in a body of water or something
Speaker:it's horrible cause then you would drown
Speaker:but shock is a really
Speaker:powerful thing that our bodies have done
Speaker:and I'm marvel at it because if you think about it
Speaker:what if you're in an accident and you're like
Speaker:something's cut off you are like fight or flight right
Speaker:yeah you need those hormones to circulate
Speaker:and surge your body
Speaker:to make you get out of that car and run
Speaker:to go call someone or run for help
Speaker:or go to the nearest store
Speaker:like where there's people who can take care of you
Speaker:and then you pass out but your body sometimes makes it
Speaker:but that shock prevents you from having the pain
Speaker:so
Speaker:you can still run on the broken foot when you have to
Speaker:if you're in a desperate situation yeah
Speaker:but he's good at that shit right
Speaker:it's pretty it's very impressive
Speaker:I read an article recently
Speaker:I might have sent it to you
Speaker:as to try to impress you
Speaker:that I keep up on my medical news
Speaker:I recently read an article about um
Speaker:it was it said that like guys
Speaker:there are two different articles
Speaker:maybe two different articles
Speaker:maybe citing the same research
Speaker:all right
Speaker:it said that when a when a woman is administering
Speaker:they're doing like a study and there's a woman
Speaker:I don't know if they said attractive or not
Speaker:but I'd like to add that variable
Speaker:when a woman's get poking a guy
Speaker:or whatever they're doing in the study
Speaker:that he will say it's less painful
Speaker:that's what women do when scientists are studying men
Speaker:they poke them I didn't read the details clearly
Speaker:I don't know if it was a
Speaker:it was a poking study that you read on TikTok haha
Speaker:it was probably not much better than that
Speaker:but it said guys will act like it doesn't hurt as much
Speaker:as there's a woman
Speaker:I feel like that should be in the journal of
Speaker:fucking obvious and we don't need to waste that money
Speaker:cause that's so obvious
Speaker:but you know what's equal to that what
Speaker:waking up with two Navy Seals over you
Speaker:same thing yeah
Speaker:oh
Speaker:you're not gonna faint anything you're about I'm good
Speaker:I'm good yeah
Speaker:so I feel like that I get the girl thing
Speaker:but I also absolutely
Speaker:acted like I was fine in front of those
Speaker:those dudes
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:I used to buy this one magazine
Speaker:it was a cover for me swear to God
Speaker:don't don't fucking say Toys R Us
Speaker:that was automotive the giraffe
Speaker:poor giraffe
Speaker:no hey
Speaker:just to be clear I just realized what you were saying
Speaker:look at you just to be clear
Speaker:I'm not talking about the animals
Speaker:National Geographic to see the neck on that one
Speaker:this is the rule you cop your friends by the way
Speaker:and you're like Geographic
Speaker:check your mail there's a fucking nipple on page 73
Speaker:yeah check out Serengeti
Speaker:did you no
Speaker:this was something oh
Speaker:this is closeted so you were ashamed hey
Speaker:guess how I Learned a lot of stuff
Speaker:he hasn't wrote back thank God
Speaker:but I don't think he's gonna write back something like
Speaker:oh I fucked every page of that series catalog
Speaker:not every page just the brow section
