It may take some time, but

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This is a whole book of things I

want you to know when everything

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feels terrible from me.

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And I'll probably have to do this

in sections, so let's get started.

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Number one, I'm here any

time you want to vent.

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Number two, you can always

count on me to make you laugh.

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Let's see if I do these in order.

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So making you laugh.

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Number three, I may not always

have the right words, but

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I promise to listen to you.

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Number four, you are the

most magnetic person I know

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And we'll just do them five at

a time 'cause it takes forever.

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Five.

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Your personality is so beautiful

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Number six, it's okay to feel

any way you want right now.

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Number seven, nothing can take

away how interesting you are.

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Number eight, you have permission to

drive braille as long as you need to.

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Number nine, lying on the couch

eating pizza is a worthy pursuit.

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And number ten, it's totally

acceptable to hate Uranus right now

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Okay, we're far from over.

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Number 11, don't worry about

being a hoarder of business cards.

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Number 12, you're doing such a

unique job of being a person.

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Number 13, spending time with you

makes me feel like a homegirl.

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Number 14, I always smile when I

think about your podcasting voice

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Number 15.

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I wish I could take away your

frustration with illness.

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Yeah, I know you thought

it was something else.

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Number 16.

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If I won the lottery, I'd buy you a VW

barge/dinghy to podcast from and live on.

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Number 17.

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I love listening to you talk about

your ideas, business and personal

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Are you tired of my silliness yet?

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Well, I hope not, 'cause we got a way to

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go.

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Number 18, your laughter

is priceless to me.

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Number 19, you deserve a

medal for pussy patience

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Number 20.

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I wish I could go to New York

on the next person who tells you

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everything happens for a reason.

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Number 21.

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I can't take the pain away, but I can

distract you with my terrible jokes.

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And that's the truth.

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Well, can't even distract you with

not being able to turn the pages.

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Number 22.

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We'll get through this together

with the help of margarita

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Okay, we're on the last home stretch.

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Number twenty-three, I think

you're genius no matter what.

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Number twenty-four, I love to crack

jokes, talk about food, and listen

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to your stories and dreams with you.

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Number twenty-five, I have so much

respect for the way you are so driven

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I don't know.

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We might not get through

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number 26.

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Your pasta eating skills amazes me.

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Almost there.

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Oh.

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27, I wish I could get you a year's

supply of whatever your heart desires…

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Number 28, when you're feeling down, I

invite you to picture me next to you.

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Aw.

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Number 29, never forget how brave,

strong, and only human you are

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Happy birthday.

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Hope you enjoyed my cute little videos