Join me for my most unusal birthday celebration (courtesy of SuperScreamer Patron JOE B) as I delve into perhaps one of the worst movies I've ever seen, EVILS OF THE NIGHT. An invading alien force needs teenaged blood to combat a deadly outbreak of osteoperosis on their home planet, and no one at Lake Jizzpuddle is safe! TINA LOUISE from Gilligans island and JULIE NEWMAR (TV's Catwoman) will stop at nothing until they drain porn stars AMBER LYNN and JERRY BUTLER dry!