Chamar and Andrew are back with yet another bonus episode as we wrap up our "Cape or Cap" season with Batman Ninja. As always, we are here to ask the big questions: Does the story make sense? How does it compare to its comic adaptation? What was happening behind the scenes? Is it a good addition to the universe? And most importantly, did the film earn its CAPE or was the hype around it all CAP?
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00:00:00 Intro
00:07:08 Movie Recap
00:58:25 Comic Knowledge
01:01:34 Behind the Scenes
01:06:10 "Cape or Cap" Decision
01:33:43 The Ending Reminder
What is going on with Damien?
ComicChams:This is probably the worst haircut I've ever seen
ComicChams:anyone like I'm talking worse than WildTree Manuel Jones and
ComicChams:brink Hi, I'm chamar Griffith codename Comic Chams.
Arete:And I'm Andrew Tejada Codename Arete. This season
Arete:we're looking at the worst superhero movies ever and seeing
Arete:if they're fun or straight up dumb on Cape or cap,
ComicChams:a bonus season of yet another DC animated podcast
ComicChams:Welcome to Cape or cap or bonus season here on yet another DC
ComicChams:animated podcast. My name is chamar Griffith codenamed Comic
ComicChams:Chams,
Arete:and I am Andrew Tejada, codename Arete Andrew and I have
Arete:known each other since 1996. That was the year the Mighty
Arete:Morphin alien Rangers debuted. And you're wondering, what does
Arete:that have to do with anything? Well, it turns out that that
Arete:entire season was based on an A ninja version of the Sentai so
Arete:it was an Sentai converted to American aliens, and similarly
Arete:to ninjas. Alien Rangers came gone and we're quickly forgotten
Arete:about
ComicChams:and yes, we do know a lot about Power Rangers we
ComicChams:have already covered the movie check over the pipe podcast for
ComicChams:that coverage on that. Amen. But that that brought back some
ComicChams:memories because that was also the weirdest story I've ever
ComicChams:heard in my entire life. Spoilers for those who've never
ComicChams:seen it though. I'm surprising that verse Yes, boy, were the
ComicChams:original powers just got turned into kids. And then had to go on
ComicChams:these like, serious quest in order to get zo crystal before
ComicChams:they actually introduced zo crystal, like the cost of the
ComicChams:zero power rangers and there was a change back into adults. And
ComicChams:then the alien ninja Rangers were basically saving the day
ComicChams:crossing overseas a time and space which is similar that a
ComicChams:line is actually very similar to what gets dropped in this film
ComicChams:today that we're covering, because we are back in our DC
ComicChams:animated world with a movie that we have, basically badmouth the
ComicChams:entire time on this podcast. I can't count how many times we've
ComicChams:actually brought up this movie in particular, and put it in the
ComicChams:ranks of like Wonder Woman bloodlines and Batman bad blood.
ComicChams:But today y'all asked for it because today we're getting
ComicChams:Batman ninja. Yeah,
Arete:Is it as bad as we'd been advertising? Well find out in
Arete:just like two minutes you're here already. All right, so
ComicChams:at a runtime of 85 minutes is 2018 film was
ComicChams:directed by June payments who Saki not too many directorial
ComicChams:stuff on jun pace and however a lot of production credits
ComicChams:producer credits that include an episode of Star Wars visions,
ComicChams:and JoJos Bizarre ventures a June pay also teamed up with
ComicChams:some part directors such as Shinji Takagi joint chi Yamamoto
ComicChams:as shoe a Morita. Then for a screenplay. I'm kind of
ComicChams:impressed. I hope I got those pronounce those right. For our
ComicChams:screenplay, we got causes. Kazuki Nakashima, who wrote the
ComicChams:original Japanese screenplay, a name that is quite familiar in
ComicChams:the Sentai and common writer worlds. And it's some great
ComicChams:anime, because Kazuki is the mind behind primaire killer
ComicChams:kill. And honestly, this is one of my favorite anime shows of
ComicChams:all time. Gurren Lagaan, underrated, underrated. Yes. And
ComicChams:while Nakashima wrote the original Japanese screenplay, we
ComicChams:have Leo Chu and Eric C. S. Garcia, providing the English
ComicChams:screenplay that we're reviewing today on this podcast. And
ComicChams:they're the minds behind this these limited series that say,
ComicChams:quote unquote, because remember what I like to call cancel shows
ComicChams:now. They wrote super ninjas. That's su p h. That actually
ComicChams:started writing Porter. Oh, yes, yes. Netflix's Alexa and Katie.
ComicChams:The current I think this is currently going on Disney's
ComicChams:ultra violet and black scorpion. And finally adult swims Afro
ComicChams:Samurai
Arete:is Afro Samurai. Thank you, Sam. Thank you Sam Jackson.
ComicChams:We got some animation work done by besar
ComicChams:entertainment. It was profitable for the sword fights that we see
ComicChams:throughout the film. A piece Inc and kahar Inc to handle the CGI
ComicChams:and and a bunch more. studios that teamed in to handle the
ComicChams:general animation throughout the film. All right now it's time
ComicChams:for our cast list. So we got Roger Craig Smith, who has
ComicChams:definitely voiced our Batman in the past. More so connected to
ComicChams:the Batman Unlimited storytelling. He's back again.
ComicChams:Now for Batman ninja. I'm just wanting to make sure you're okay
ComicChams:with me mentioning Batman Unlimited in this pocket. We're
Arete:here aren't we? We're in the worst of the worst.
ComicChams:Fred's how to secure is voicing Gorilla Grodd and
ComicChams:Deathstroke. Tony Hale is the voice of the Joker. Greg Griffin
ComicChams:is the voice of Catwoman. Tara Strong is voicing Harley Quinn
ComicChams:and poison ivy. Tom Kenny, aka SpongeBob is voicing penguin.
ComicChams:Eric Bauza is to face Bane is actually voiced by the something
ComicChams:that I found out about is this movie was produced in English
ComicChams:and Japanese. So bein in particular, he is voicing his
ComicChams:voice is the same voice that isn't Japanese as Kenta.
ComicChams:Miyazaki. Yuri Loewenthal is voice and Robin in this universe
ComicChams:is Damien and Red Hood. Guys say that is a wild mix for the kind
ComicChams:of makes sense. Well, Fredo is voice of Red Robin. Adam Crowe
ComicChams:stale is Nightwing and Alfred Pennyworth eon who is a
ComicChams:character who just pops up you don't get too much dialogue for
ComicChams:him. But it's voiced by Matt Yang king. And finally we got
ComicChams:our two monkeys in the film. Mon me who was voiced by the
ComicChams:Japanese voice actor, jury nagatsuma and monkey chi. This
ComicChams:was the one that I think probably was holding it down in
ComicChams:this film for
Arete:this crew
ComicChams:is voiced by ANA movie hall.
Arete:Yeah, man, could you put in some more work than some of
Arete:the human characters in this film?
ComicChams:I cannot agree more. I'm and then also, for the
ComicChams:Japanese voice actors, we're not going to go through them. But
ComicChams:again, this was done in Japanese as well. But some of the voice
ComicChams:actors who are featured on there went on to do some more roles
ComicChams:such as stuff in Attack on Titan just did jutsu chi cinta Jones
ComicChams:bizarre adventures and a bunch of other shows. But we're
ComicChams:talking about Batman ninja in this English dub. So let's Boom
ComicChams:Tube over to the beginning of this 2018 film, Batman ninja.
Arete:As any great movie starts, you get some narration
Arete:with Catwoman saying you probably won't believe it. I
Arete:didn't believe this story either. I think you'll agree by
Arete:the time you get to the end. So Grodd is experimenting on
Arete:something at Arkham Asylum, Catwoman and Batman happened to
Arete:be there at the same time. And it turns out, it's a time
Arete:machine because they're all launched back into feudal Japan.
Arete:And upon getting there, Batman is immediately on site, branded
Arete:a criminal he is he is a wanted man. And he has to fight off a
Arete:bunch of Joker masked samurai who are ordered to kill him on
Arete:site. So you know, Batman is ready to fight and evade.
Arete:Unfortunately, in a really I love these moments and superhero
Arete:media. He tries to grapple away, but all the buildings are short,
Arete:so he can. So he is not going to go anywhere. Except that
Arete:credits. Yeah, the credits are right here.
ComicChams:Yeah, it is a it's a pretty cool credit scene, I will
ComicChams:say because it's basically you see every person who is being
ComicChams:listed as part of the film know the actual actors names, because
ComicChams:they do save that towards the end. But we see that the names
ComicChams:are coming up on the on the blades of like sores from this
ComicChams:like fuel, Japan swords. And you're seeing all this done you
ComicChams:actually in as opposed to most movies are probably coming
ComicChams:around this time, we're not actually seeing the full movie
ComicChams:play out in the credit sequence, which I was thankful for.
ComicChams:Because it does add a little bit of mystery to it about like
ComicChams:what's happening. How Does Batman overcome this? So once
ComicChams:that's all settled, Batman finds himself in the forest. He's
ComicChams:trying to see if he can log in to any of his back computer
ComicChams:equipment and try to get a GPS, and everything's coming up same
ComicChams:as offline, because, of course Batman is trapped in the past.
ComicChams:However, he does notice that even though he's in feudal
ComicChams:Japan, there's a lot of stuff that's happening that seems a
ComicChams:little ahead of his time. So he decides that the best course of
ComicChams:action is to go to the building that has the most I guess, you
ComicChams:could say futuristic look to it. Basically, it just has like it
ComicChams:seems to be running on coal and everything. So as he arrives and
ComicChams:uses I guess I assume it's binoculars, which is weird
ComicChams:because it was like it seemed like he got access to his
ComicChams:computer, and everything in that moment, because he's able to
ComicChams:pull up a file we see on the corner of the HUD screen that he
ComicChams:has, that he identifies the Joker. And it's like details
ComicChams:from the back computer file. But I'm confused, like how he was
ComicChams:able to access is like this, I wish to kind of at least said
ComicChams:like, hey, he has a local network, at least in his in his
ComicChams:cape or suit
Arete:or something. Yeah, his theory was established as being
Arete:down earlier. So I guess he has like a memory bank. i Yeah, it's
Arete:not really clear how he does that.
ComicChams:But as he sees Joker, Joker pops up right next
ComicChams:to him. And it's revealed that the Joker that was often the
ComicChams:distance that he was looking at, is actually Harley Quinn and the
ComicChams:mask. And this leads into our first battle of the film, or
ComicChams:actually second battle of the film because you had the fight
ComicChams:against Grodd. But we don't really see that. But we see now
ComicChams:this like full extent battle, Joker explains to Batman a
ComicChams:little bit about how he got there, he and he tells him that
ComicChams:Gorilla Grodd was using this device to bring the arm that
ComicChams:accidentally went off and transported all of them to
ComicChams:feudal Japan, where he is now basically taking over his own
ComicChams:little thing. He's gone out he's gone under the name now of the
ComicChams:the lord of hell or something like that. But he likes to just
ComicChams:to be called Lord Joker, as he immediately it starts attacking
ComicChams:Batman and storing out jokes and some of them just like some of
ComicChams:the blows none of them are really landing. So as Batman is
ComicChams:trying to maneuver out the way we see how much control Joker
ComicChams:actually has, when Harley Quinn pops out with I'm assuming this
ComicChams:Saki I don't know for him to drink while his samurai henchmen
ComicChams:are now attacking Batman and trying to kill him as Joker just
ComicChams:watches in awe of like his greatest nemesis now is here and
ComicChams:he finally has a chance to have some fun
Arete:yeah the but the sharp fans which I spent a lot of time
Arete:explaining and until like we know how sharp fans were
Arete:generally I'm almost get him. The samurai almost get him but
Arete:Batman manages to get away in a cool frame shot he hangs under a
Arete:bridge like a bat. As they all pass over him. How they didn't
Arete:see him from the other side. I guess they have no peripheral
ComicChams:or at least in the reflections of the water.
Arete:You're right like it really easy. While under the
Arete:bridge, Batman spots Catwoman in a kimono that leaves very little
Arete:to the imagination.
ComicChams:PG 13 PG 13
Arete:and Anna Mae PG 13 I think. So he links up with
Arete:Catwoman and finds out Grodd did it which we kind of already know
Arete:but you know never helps you. It it never hurts to be thorough.
Arete:So it turns out that Catwoman and Joker for some reason,
Arete:arrived two years prior than Batman did in Japan and other
Arete:people. Apparently everybody except Batman arrived two years
Arete:earlier. For some reason, I don't know why. But they just
Arete:did. And in that time, multiple villains have carved up
Arete:territory in Japan, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Deathstroke and two
Arete:faiths have all carved out their own territory to face has sided
Arete:with Joker. And when I first heard this plot point and
Arete:sounded like a plot point in Harley Quinn, where the villain
Arete:come out of the city, similarly, this happens a Gotham. So it
Arete:did. It did feel familiar. And Catwoman agrees to work with
Arete:Batman to get back to the future. And they need to break
Arete:into Joker's main tower and get the time machine. So the first
Arete:step to doing that is for Batman to go to his barber and have him
Arete:just just fuck his hairline up. I'm sorry. That's my PG 13. But
Arete:that's come. Batman's head was destroyed. Here.
ComicChams:I'm glad you said that. Film does a disgrace to
ComicChams:airlines. There was another character who I have so many
ComicChams:questions about. But first we got to talk about Batman's
ComicChams:haircut. Because basically what they did was you would assume
ComicChams:that maybe they will just give you a little little hat like,
ComicChams:like I don't know exactly what it's called that the
ComicChams:missionaries were but what they end up doing is that he has on
ComicChams:they give him this hair cut and in the middle of his head is a
ComicChams:bat logo, his own symbol, and I need to know was this like, is
ComicChams:this like the barbers work because I'm mean a plus for that
ComicChams:level of artwork. But why? Or this Batman have a tattoo of a
ComicChams:bat on the middle of his?
Arete:Yeah, it's like also you're trying to be subtle,
Arete:right? Like, I don't I think the guy with the batch carved into
Arete:his head that looks American is probably Batman. You know.
ComicChams:He even has a Bible in his hand that has the Batman
ComicChams:logo on it. And it's just like, I'm sorry, at this point. It's
ComicChams:like, it's hard to not say you're Batman. Well, you could
ComicChams:have done anything else. Um, so as he and Catwoman are just
ComicChams:walking around, thinking they have the greatest disguises
ComicChams:ever. Batman sees that in what's being called Arkham Castle,
ComicChams:which is supposed to be apparently supposed to be Arkham
ComicChams:Asylum, like the whole building from when at the beginning of
ComicChams:our movie had also transferred to the past. So Joker turned it
ComicChams:into his own, like his own headquarters. And he also has
ComicChams:possession of the time machine as well in that place. The Quake
ComicChams:engine this is called a Batman is noticing that a lot of the
ComicChams:stuff that's coming in to that Arkham Castle is too much from
ComicChams:the future. Like it's a bunch of coal, and he's just like,
ComicChams:alright, Joker's messing around with time, I'm surprised, buried
ComicChams:and just show up and just be like, Hey, that's my job. So as
ComicChams:Batman is trying to figure out the next steps, they're at a tea
ComicChams:house. And then as the next cup of tea comes out, that man is
ComicChams:shocked to drink it and see that it's actually a cup of black
ComicChams:tea, instead of assuming either Jasmine of green tea at that
ComicChams:time. And then this is when it's revealed that Alfred was also
ComicChams:brought to the past. And that this whole time Selena has been
ComicChams:hiding the secret of alpha being there, because she was just
ComicChams:wanting to play a trick on Batman and be like, Hey, here's
ComicChams:a prank and I'm just like, I don't see how this is funny. I
ComicChams:feel like my guy really thought that he had lost everyone. So
ComicChams:like if you lost your father figure I feel like that would be
ComicChams:the biggest hit of all if you just found out that like he had
ComicChams:been there this entire time.
Arete:Yeah, cuz he mentions that he was in the Batmobile
Arete:that night. Why? Because we know this Batman has Robins multiple
Arete:we'll get there was a why weren't one of them in the
Arete:Batmobile? Why did Alfred need to be there? I feel like we'll
Arete:get to it. But he luckily with Alfred. Also comes a Batmobile.
Arete:And as he's reunited with his Batmobile, cannons are fired on
Arete:this impromptu Batcave implying I guess that Joker saw Batman
Arete:and civilian. Right,
ComicChams:which means to know, right? I mean, it must have been
ComicChams:the bat logo that was etched onto his head. He must follow in
ComicChams:this guy.
Arete:It's possible maybe his scout saw, I don't know. But
Arete:there's a gap there. So the Batmobile starts racing towards
Arete:Joker's castle, and I'll give them this another really
Arete:creative moment. As Joker is narrating the chase that he can
Arete:somehow see. He has a person with a scroll. Yeah, that was
Arete:that was fun. The scroll was just moving really fast. So they
Arete:try everything to stop Batman. Joker uses a magnetized bump
Arete:some spikes, so Batman counters with a magnetized bumper. And
Arete:when Batman gets close enough, Joker, he activates a castle,
Arete:which turns into a mech. A giant mech in feudal Japan. This is
Arete:the second reason I referenced Power Rangers earlier because
Arete:like Power Rangers Batman Ninja has Max. Just giant Max. Hallo.
ComicChams:I don't
Arete:know.
ComicChams:And we'll never know. Because it also makes the
ComicChams:same question about the Batmobile. Which at one point
ComicChams:gets hit hard enough by something. So because at one
ComicChams:point Joker is able to pull from the castle giant shurikens i,
ComicChams:this was this was a little out there. I thought it was cool.
ComicChams:But at the same time, it's like we're How did you produce this
ComicChams:thing anyway, like in the point of where we are now. So he pulls
ComicChams:out some DJI shurikens throws at the Batmobile. This causes the
ComicChams:Batmobile to get kind of hit so Batman has to maneuver out but
ComicChams:he gets grabbed by one in the hands of Arkham castle. So as
ComicChams:it's being squished Batman presses a button, the Batmobile
ComicChams:then turn So to the Batwing and as it's round taking flight or
ComicChams:not the bat wing it's superhero that the battling the the thing
ComicChams:yeah just I mean it gets confusing people you know
ComicChams:Batman's flying around the Batmobile trying to maneuver he
ComicChams:is shooting bullets and everything which makes me
ComicChams:wonder. I'm assuming these bullets that were just already
ComicChams:in the car and in the in the thing because I know how he how
ComicChams:alpha would have gotten bullets that would have worked with semi
ComicChams:automatic or rapid fire equipment.
Arete:I'll give it prep time, I guess. Yeah,
ComicChams:you're right. Yeah, two years. So as the bat wing is
ComicChams:flying around, Joker takes I think he has like some spikes on
ComicChams:his on the on the mech arm as well, that stabs through the
ComicChams:wings of the bat wing. So Batman then presses another button, and
ComicChams:this time it transforms into the back cycle. And this is when I
ComicChams:was like this movie is made for the toys. I could tell. It was
ComicChams:giving really Batman Unlimited vibes. Yeah. So as the cycle
ComicChams:crashes into the, into the room where Joker is in the Arkham
ComicChams:Castle, Joker has one more ace up his sleeve as he shows that
ComicChams:there's a woman on the ground, who he is really willing to
ComicChams:kill, if he just presses a button that will cause the arm
ComicChams:of the Arkham castle to fall crashing her. And he quotes
ComicChams:keeps saying, Well, I mean, you are a hero, so you gotta go and
ComicChams:do what heroes do. As Batman turns the bat cycle around, he
ComicChams:flies out the hole that he just made and is a visually cool
ComicChams:scene because as the hand is falling down Batman is also
ComicChams:falling alongside with it with the bat cycle and then uses the
ComicChams:I guess like the turbo boost on it to get himself down there a
ComicChams:little bit faster, where he comes face to face with the
ComicChams:biggest and probably the most jacked villain of this film.
ComicChams:Bane Yeah, rather sumo bein.
Arete:Sumo bein different, different pain. Luckily for
Arete:Batman, he turns his pet pod turns into a mech suit, as well.
Arete:An exosuit that he could use against been. So as they're they
Arete:he pretty much instantly the feed sumo bein. Which I guess
Arete:points for realism. As he goes to the victim it route it's
Arete:revealed again it's it's just Harley. It's another another
Arete:fake out. And Batman gets cornered underneath. A joker is
Arete:mech his mech is crushed. But Pat man's personal Batsuit he
Arete:gets hit by Harley with a hammer. And things are looking
Arete:pretty bad for him. He has no tricks up his sleeve no tech, no
Arete:gadgetry. Luckily, an army of bats. And a group of Batman
Arete:ninja inspired by Batman himself, save him. And they save
Arete:him and bring him to another location where all the robins
Arete:are here. Bamyan dick, Tim, and it's a reveal that Red Hood is
Arete:just is here, but not right here at the time. Um, and apparently,
Arete:all of this is because there was a prophecy that Batman would
Arete:arrive and save all have Japan from imminent threat. But I
Arete:don't care about that. Because what is going on with Damien?
Arete:What is? No,
ComicChams:this is probably the worst haircut I've ever seen
ComicChams:anyone like, I'm talking worse than Walter Emanuel Jones and
ComicChams:bring
Arete:man in that. Oh, look it up people if you haven't, it's
Arete:bad.
ComicChams:Yeah, it's like, it's like if they were just
ComicChams:like, hey, you have a lot of hair. What if I just shaved
ComicChams:right down the middle, but not in the middle where it's just
ComicChams:like I'm taking it from taking the razor at the face, and just
ComicChams:going all the way to the back because I know I'm gonna go from
ComicChams:one side of your ear to the other side of your ear full on,
ComicChams:full on like Moon circle. And it's so bad. And I'm just like,
ComicChams:I understand if this was like, the hairstyle from back in the
ComicChams:day, but I honestly feel like this was a joke that the rest of
ComicChams:the Robins had played on him because they all have full heads
ComicChams:of hair. Yeah,
Arete:everybody else has regular haircuts. I don't think
Arete:I even saw a civilian with the hair cut that Robin was rocking.
Arete:I know at some point was the style, but I Why would he do it?
Arete:Of all of them like alpha are doing it would have made sense.
Arete:Almost. But not Damian, this haircut is truly horrifying. I'm
Arete:speaking of things that are truly horrifying. Batman is told
Arete:to me Grodd in the hotsprings were brought us hanging out with
Arete:chimps, which
ComicChams:Yeah, I think they're supposed to be Japanese
ComicChams:snow monkeys, but they're not whites. I know that can't be
ComicChams:snow monkeys. But they're like Japanese snow monkeys.
Arete:It just feels not. Okay. Um, so Batman declines and
Arete:invitation to get in the springs with broad. But Grodd does
Arete:reveal that he essentially invented time travel. So he
Arete:could send all the other Gotham rogues away to a different time
Arete:period where they couldn't interfere. Which brings up a few
Arete:questions. Why is Brian and Gotham right? Not a Gotham
Arete:villain, typically, to where was he planning on sending them
Arete:somewhere else where they would mess up the timeline?
ComicChams:Yeah, like the best course of action would be to
ComicChams:send them to the future, because if you send them to the past,
ComicChams:there's a strong possibility. Now we're getting into a little
ComicChams:bit of time travel here. Yeah, this was gonna happen. If you
ComicChams:send them to the past, I feel like they would be able, because
ComicChams:of the limited resources that was back in the day, they could
ComicChams:easily have taken over, which is what they did in the last two
ComicChams:years. So if you send them to the past, you make a strong,
ComicChams:it's not gonna be good for you trying to take over a Gautham,
ComicChams:that's most likely going to be influenced by their rule from
ComicChams:the past, you should have sent them to the future where they
ComicChams:can't do anything about the rule that you have established, maybe
ComicChams:over a 50 year time period at the bare minimum, I mean, send
ComicChams:them all the way to the feudal Japan, meaning that like, if it
ComicChams:works that way, it should work the even amount of years in the
ComicChams:opposite direction, meaning that you will have rule way past your
ComicChams:own life expectancy.
Arete:But again, I also assume that Grodd is smart, and that if
Arete:he sends them to the future, there's a possibility they could
Arete:use his time machine to get back to where they need to go. So I
Arete:mean, this is what we're supposing here is essentially
Arete:the plan diffused and back to the future too. But it works for
Arete:Biff, because he's not smart enough to think of the
Arete:possibility that Marty could just undo it. But Grodd is, so I
Arete:don't know where he was planning on sending them. But apparently,
Arete:he said that men mess up the plan. So he kind of had to
Arete:improvise here. And now he wants to work with that man to get his
Arete:control the tower control of his time machine everything back. So
Arete:this leads to a scene where Batman and his forces and his
Arete:allies decided to confront Joker out on the open sea, like a one
Arete:piece scene. And during this action sequence, it's weird but
Arete:the music goes out randomly. I don't know why that happens.
Arete:It's
ComicChams:yeah, I have I have a thought about that. But I'll
ComicChams:save it for later. Because as we're seeing this whole thing
ComicChams:play out, and it's good. I will say it was good music too. I
ComicChams:felt like they were trying to they captured some essence of
ComicChams:like the energy that was being put forward. We see that they
ComicChams:have Joker side has established another leap in technology as
ComicChams:they have I think it was like railguns basically attached to
ComicChams:the ship, which I feel like it's way more ahead than any even
ComicChams:like current ships. Yeah. And they shoot up the water thinking
ComicChams:that they hit every single member of the bat clan of Heda
ComicChams:This is the group that has been working with the Robins as now
ComicChams:as Batman to join their join with them in this quest for for
ComicChams:good. So when this happens Batman reveals Hi, I had prep
ComicChams:time and reveals that the ship that the Batman The Bat clan
ComicChams:that he that has is basically a submarine so all everybody that
ComicChams:they thought was being hit by the bullets was actually dummies
ComicChams:that they had just crafted to show like these little pipes
ComicChams:coming out and now all the Robins except for Red Hood and
ComicChams:Batman along with this bat clan are just creating straight out
ComicChams:war chaos on on Joker ship they're able to take down Joker
ComicChams:and Harley Quinn in a really cool sequence very anime like
ComicChams:where it's just Like Batman and Gorilla Grodd team up there
ComicChams:moments in which you see like Gorilla Grodd, almost looking
ComicChams:like he's about to get his like 13th Power up before he gives
ComicChams:Joker the flop. Some great scenes to where Batman punches
ComicChams:Joker hard enough that causes him to kind of like, do that
ComicChams:classic enemy spit take or something? Oh, yeah, it was.
ComicChams:Yeah, so it was like, they did a great job in the sequencing and
ComicChams:the animation and some of the scenes here. Unfortunately,
ComicChams:though, when everything's about to get wrapped up, this is where
ComicChams:we get the biggest double cross of all because Gorilla Grodd
ComicChams:reveals that he still has a trick up his sleeve as he pulls
ComicChams:out his mind control. Head, Mind Control machine thingamajig I
ComicChams:actually never know what this was called.
Arete:The mind manipulator. 5000 I think
ComicChams:every time I think of that, I think of Deathstroke.
ComicChams:In seeing Titans goes like Mark show.
Arete:That's where he got it from just from Grad. So here,
Arete:it's revealed he tries to use Mind Control on the back clan.
Arete:But it's revealed that they're just immune miniatures, they
Arete:can't be controlled. They Oh, so lucky with plot point. Cool. So
Arete:then that plan doesn't work. But Grodd has a backup plan, he
Arete:turns out that he teamed up with to face and he orders them to
Arete:face to fire on the ship. Cat Woman also jumped ship with
Arete:Grodd literally, God has a 5000 feet vertical and is able to
Arete:jump from the, from his ship to another one. Was there any
Arete:telekinesis? Or do you just make that jump himself? I think it's
Arete:just God is him I think that's fair. Um, so as the ship is
Arete:going up, Batman is wants to stay behind and capture Joker
Arete:and Harley, who are on the top of the ship and refuse to get
Arete:down. But he waits too long and fails the mission. It felt like
Arete:a mission where it's like, you're supposed to do a quick
Arete:time event to jump off the ship. And you know, in times you get
Arete:blown up. But luckily, there are no consequences. It is revealed
Arete:that each villain ended up with a piece of the Time Machine
Arete:device. So that's another fetch quest for them. And as Bruce
Arete:industries Bruce in bed recovering, and shortly after
Arete:recovery, we get it's a speech a bizarre speech.
ComicChams:Yeah, it's really bizarre, because the entire time
ComicChams:Bruce is looking down at his hand. And he's just like, I
ComicChams:thought I had nothing. You know, and it led me to trusting and
ComicChams:believing in people like Grodd, because I had lost so much when
ComicChams:I first arrived here, that was just like, I don't have any of
ComicChams:my technology. So I have to rely on just unconventional means.
ComicChams:And that unconventional mean led to like a big breach of trust.
ComicChams:Because now all of his villains have one. And then this is when
ComicChams:like, the poignant music kind of starts, but it does not get
ComicChams:played loud. This is something that I kind of irked me a lot.
ComicChams:Because as Batman has given the species just like, but you know
ComicChams:what I got? I got my skills. I got family. And I got the bat
ComicChams:clan of Heda. Who's got me and I was just like, you just met them
ComicChams:how they don't actually got to you even know what they got.
Arete:And this is nothing. This is what you call having nothing.
Arete:You have a lot of resources.
ComicChams:If I was eon, who was the I think the leader of
ComicChams:the bat clan. Gonna be like, Yo, bro, like, like, literally, I
ComicChams:could just take my whole entire squad leave. We thought you were
ComicChams:the We thought you were the one but clearly you don't believe in
ComicChams:us. We don't believe in you anymore. But um, Batman's having
ComicChams:this whole conversation we have revealed that he's actually
ComicChams:having it with Nightwing is actually not for the viewer
ComicChams:whatsoever. It's just for Nightwing and then more the
ComicChams:Robins pop up and he's just like, we're going to use it.
ComicChams:It's a really weird sense of dialogue because he's like,
ComicChams:we're gonna use their resources and bring it alongside our
ComicChams:resources. We're gonna take it over. And as best on the very
ComicChams:imperialistic of you Batman but and he's like, we're going to
ComicChams:bring their Legend of me into a reality and then it turns into a
ComicChams:completely the following see? Yeah,
Arete:I mean also like, aren't you guys already ninjas? I mean,
Arete:I get it clean. Like you're, like well adapted techniques of
Arete:ninjas. Um, you, you consistently do though? It's
Arete:unclear what techniques you're talking about, but you want to
Arete:adapt. Because they haven't really done anything like that
Arete:impressive that you could Yeah. Like
ComicChams:at this point, you're just trying to, it almost
ComicChams:felt like he was trying to justify cultural appropriation,
ComicChams:which is like, Oh, you've been doing it for so long. And this
ComicChams:is like, No, I haven't done that never, never had ninja skills.
ComicChams:And just like you use smoke bombs, you use hand to hand
ComicChams:combat, you use the shadows to your benefit. I'm missing the
ComicChams:part where you're not ninja.
Arete:Yeah, like, Come on, guys. I don't think that line
Arete:came out like you wanted it to. But as you say, at this point,
Arete:we go into a different movie. The animation style changes into
Arete:a basically pencil animation style here. I liked it for the
Arete:first 20 seconds. I'm all for a very stylized animation change
Arete:to say something very specific, for example, everything
Arete:everywhere all at once. Yeah, there's a scene where they're
Arete:bouncing the multiverse, and at one point, their fight turns
Arete:from hyper realistic to it's on a piece of paper. Kill Bill has
Arete:a scene where it goes from live action to anime very
Arete:effectively, to depict a specific scene. Here, we have a
Arete:pencil drawn animation scene for a scene in which Red Hood finds
Arete:Harley and joker who were presumed dead in the
Arete:countryside. And they both have amnesia. But Red Hood doesn't
Arete:believe them, threatens to break Harley's arm and kill the Joker.
Arete:Right there on the spot. All while this is in this pencil
Arete:drawn animation. So if the idea here was that it switched
Arete:switched to pencil to represent the Joker's and Harley's mental
Arete:state after losing their memories. The scene should have
Arete:been from their perspective and not read hoods. Yeah. Um, but if
Arete:this is a very red hood driven scene, and again, as I always
Arete:say, with movies, I love when you give the viewer leeway to
Arete:fill in the gaps and and string some motivations together. Yes,
Arete:you can assume most people watching Batman ninja know the
Arete:story of Red Hood. That's fine. But you needed in this scene,
Arete:one line where Jason says, Hey, remember that time you almost
Arete:killed me? Well, I'm returning the favor. Just one line. I'm
Arete:not asking for a whole retelling of Red Hood. But I thought it
Arete:was a real missed opportunity for someone who might be less
Arete:familiar with the red hood to or you know someone new to the
Arete:universe. To see this they're gonna think Oh, Redhead is just
Arete:angry. He's just going over. No, he has a very, very legitimate
Arete:reason. Yeah, even wants to kill the Joker right now. But they
Arete:don't bring it up. And it's interrupted by Batman anyway.
ComicChams:Yeah, I agree. Like, not if watching it without any
ComicChams:context of that history, that scene is very cringe because
ComicChams:it's a very sudden, tonal shift even because it's like, you
ComicChams:know, you assume that if you again, if you know nothing about
ComicChams:Red Hood, you're assuming that this is somebody who was trained
ComicChams:by Batman. So he's one of the Robins obviously, he's going to
ComicChams:act kind of like them. But then it's just like, he's literally
ComicChams:just entering the scenes of cause arm. And it's a lot
ComicChams:because it's like the even show a scene in which he has, he is
ComicChams:somehow fashioned a gun through bamboo. I am not going to have
ComicChams:I'm not going to ask the questions about that. Um, but he
ComicChams:shoots Joker, not like towards him. He does like intentionally
ComicChams:miss that it does catch a little bit of the hairs. So then you
ComicChams:start seeing Batman's intervention through the
ComicChams:reflection of Joker's like iris or something and it's like, it's
ComicChams:visually cool to see as you see it like kind of like appear. So
ComicChams:then we jump into the next scene where it's just like this last
ComicChams:memory version of Joker is explaining to Batman everything
ComicChams:about who he is and how you came here. He knows that he lost his
ComicChams:memory. He knows that his wife that he's calling it has lost
ComicChams:his memory as well. And it just wanted a peaceful life. They've
ComicChams:been noticing that like for what's been going well for them
ComicChams:is working out in the field here, they feel like they are
ComicChams:giving whatever negative energy they had in their life into the
ComicChams:ground to bring up something new. And all they just really
ComicChams:want us to just grow these plants that they have. And
ComicChams:Batman's like, alright, I get it, you don't seem like the
ComicChams:person I've been trying to fight against this entire time. It
ComicChams:seems like there's some sense of rehabilitation. I'm sorry for
ComicChams:what my colleague did, we'll just go on ahead and leave y'all
ComicChams:be and obviously read has just like, I don't understand how you
ComicChams:even think about leaving them behind. After everything, which
ComicChams:I agree once again, we needed at least a line to make that
ComicChams:connection here. So explain to somebody because I'm assuming
ComicChams:that this is not just made for a person who wants to watch a
ComicChams:Batman movie, and has all that context of who Red Hood is, and
ComicChams:all those other robbers in his story. But I'm assuming that is
ComicChams:the trying to bridge make create the bridge to our enemy watchers
ComicChams:out there in the world. Because when you see this is like this
ComicChams:is a, this is an enemy. This is basically what it is. In fact, I
ComicChams:even call this an ISA Kai where it's just like the characters
ComicChams:are taken from their own plane of existence into another time
ComicChams:or place. This is classic enemy storytelling. So when you are
ComicChams:trying to tell the story to people who don't know the
ComicChams:history of it, you're missing out on some big things. So as
ComicChams:they leave, you're relieving a lot of people wondering what is
ComicChams:what are we just watching this like crazy, different animation
ComicChams:style, crate art characters have like, gone completely cringy in
ComicChams:their own ways. And now we see that Joker and Harley, they're
ComicChams:celebrating over the fact that something is growing in their
ComicChams:garden. And as they're rejoicing, you see that Joker is
ComicChams:hugging Harley, he takes his hand and as he wipes his nose,
ComicChams:you see the red makeup style that was originally on his face,
ComicChams:as reappeared. And it's seems like they're reverting back.
ComicChams:Maybe as either they have been playing this trick so well that
ComicChams:they got Batman convinced that they had rehabilitated or
ComicChams:something else as spores come up. also forgot to mention there
ComicChams:was like a whole other animation different scene, where it's like
ComicChams:Batman is learning how to the he experiences a montage a little
ComicChams:bit. And it's almost done in like a as if you're playing the
ComicChams:video game. And you're just going through the you know, you
ComicChams:can't have animated montage sequences is just like the two
ComicChams:characters standing side by side. And you're hearing them
ComicChams:talking and you're seeing in the background, the thing that
ComicChams:they're supposed to be doing. So that was the another animation
ComicChams:shift. That was that was kind of different for this, like I saw
ComicChams:what they were trying to do. I think it was just too many
ComicChams:shifts in a short period of time. In this one particular
ComicChams:middle part that leads into what's supposed to be the
ComicChams:beginning of the conclusion of this upcoming battle. Yeah, cuz
Arete:if it's fun, like we spent a lot of time on this, we
Arete:have to point out here, that scene was pointless. Yeah, the
Arete:scene was without the context of Red Hood and his backstory in
Arete:the scene. His confrontation with them makes no sense. So on
Arete:that purely on that level alone, it the scene is pointless. But
Arete:the implication at the end that they are insane. It could do
Arete:something. It could have made a point, but there's a one month
Arete:time skip, so it's pointless. What if they were insane or not?
Arete:It doesn't matter because a month goes by where they haven't
Arete:done anything because nobody mentions the Joker about in a
Arete:month. So it's like if you wanted to do the scene, if you
Arete:ended it maybe like two seconds earlier, before they start
Arete:laughing. Then at least we could have the question in the air of
Arete:does Joker have his memory or not. But they don't do that they
Arete:just keep Yeah. And I mean again, bringing up Harley Quinn
Arete:again. Harley Quinn did this better, where Joker was found at
Arete:a random bar spoilers for Harlequin season two. But he's
Arete:found at a random bar after he falling into an acid that revert
Arete:versus his Joker tendencies. And the episode and when she finds
Arete:him, she's ready to kill him. But he genuinely has no
Arete:recollection. However, there are some aspects of his personality
Arete:that are still coming out. And overall, he's not the Joker
Arete:anymore. So she has to make the decision of whether to leave him
Arete:alone or not. But here just there's no ambiguity. He is
Arete:still the Joker at the end of the scene, or at least some
Arete:trace of him. So this is a big scene before the climax,
Arete:basically inserted to explain why Joker is not. The whole
Arete:purpose of the scene to is also explained why Joker is not
Arete:involved with the other villains but there's a month time skip so
Arete:it doesn't
ComicChams:also you could easily just left that the fact
ComicChams:that like he died they just say like they're under the
ComicChams:impression that he and Harley Quinn had died during that
ComicChams:explosion on the boat. You just leave it as that. Yeah then like
ComicChams:surprise surprise
Arete:that's all you have to do because you're skipping ahead a
Arete:month. I can't undo I can unders state how much does one month
Arete:times give makes everything pointless? Anyway, in that one
Arete:month, God rebuild rebuilt Arkham castle. He has a Moving
Arete:Castle as long with every other war lord. They have a fully
Arete:operate operated mechanized castle. Each one of them can
Arete:become its own giant mecha who are the contractors?
ComicChams:The same ones that built the Batcave in Gotham. I'm
ComicChams:assuming this is their ancestors clearly
Arete:so Batman Of course he was waiting for this he was
Arete:waiting for the moment where all the crime lords clash at once
Arete:because apparently he knew that would happen and He reveals that
Arete:he to take on this thread has become Sengoku Batman, which
Arete:should be cool but there's no difference it's just Batman with
Arete:the sword I
ComicChams:guess. Yeah, really? Is just that yeah, that's funny
ComicChams:too, because he just looks more like a samurai that he does like
Arete:yes, it should have been Batman samurai Yes, so here
Arete:Grodd has his army they all have gorilla masks. He's ready to
Arete:attack but his number two to face turns on him which I did
Arete:find funny because I kept hearing in my mind again Harley
Arete:Quinn sorry all the Harley Quinn references today. But I just
Arete:came here to face of course I betrayed you. My name is to face
Arete:but it turns out grind he had planned for this.
ComicChams:Oh yeah, it was just basically let me just grab him
ComicChams:with my arm of Arkham castle and throw at the other castle. Oh my
ComicChams:gosh, to phase out it coming it is it is wild. Um, and as this
ComicChams:is happening, we do see that the the bat family team here, they
ComicChams:do fly into action because what they do is they have as they're
ComicChams:riding on their horses, they set up something like kind of like
ComicChams:bat wings, not the plane not the hero actual bat wings on their
ComicChams:backs. To take off into flight as the horses were bring them up
ComicChams:very similar to a kite. So once they let loose of the strings
ComicChams:that were attached into the horses and now gives them the
ComicChams:ability to glide through all this damage of all the villains
ComicChams:fighting against each other in their in their mechs. And they
ComicChams:try to see maybe if they can try and take down some in any way
ComicChams:shape or form. However, Gorilla Grodd has it pretty much all
ComicChams:handled. And what he ends up doing is revealing that he has
ComicChams:another ace up his sleeve. Because when he as all of them
ComicChams:are on the ground, all the mechs are on the ground and all their
ComicChams:villains are operating them are kind of like groggy. He turns on
ComicChams:his machine, which leads to everyone getting mind control to
ComicChams:get revealing that his big plan was one to never return to
ComicChams:Gotham, which is the reason why the cat woman had joined up with
ComicChams:him. It was to actually stay here use the mind control
ComicChams:villains to merge their castles which she said that he had
ComicChams:implanted the idea of creating these net castles into their
ComicChams:mind previously. That's a lot and combining all of it to
ComicChams:create a monstrous mech that will then create forever rule of
ComicChams:monkeys throughout time um first off I just want to say monkeys
ComicChams:and gorillas are not technically the same just want to make sure
ComicChams:we all know that I don't think that Gods I think as smart as
ComicChams:grinders, he should have probably known that two big
ComicChams:differences a tail. So, as they are trying to figure out what to
ComicChams:do because the villains are being forced to merge together
ComicChams:Grodd is ready to play his his will looks like a I forget what
ComicChams:the name is. It's kind of like a go I think is the game. The
ComicChams:pieces differ. So he's ready to place the final tile in order to
ComicChams:complete the transformation. But surprise surprise, Joker comes
ComicChams:through He throws in a joker Flowerbomb the same flower that
ComicChams:he's been growing, and it knocks out everyone, where now Joker
ComicChams:and Harley Quinn are flying in on a hot air balloon with his
ComicChams:face on it. And they take over the mat. They kick Grodd and
ComicChams:Catwoman out. And now Batman and his family have to save Grodd
ComicChams:and cat Moon fall into their depths. And they do. Batman is
ComicChams:able to grab Grodd Jason grabs Catwoman Katelyn was upset that
ComicChams:grace will say first, but she was like, Oh, I'll be fine with
ComicChams:that. As Joker lays the final tile to unite the five into the
ComicChams:very much like in Power Rangers and every kind of method
ComicChams:animated we've ever had. combines the five to create the
ComicChams:holy heavenly monster mech being of lowered choker.
Arete:Yeah, all that happened. So you know, it might as well
Arete:also happen. baby who is uncharacteristically happy in
Arete:this movie on characters. Optimistic He's way too excited
Arete:about everything. This seems like something Tim Drake should
Arete:have done. But nevermind that Damien and his best Pokeyman
Arete:monka chi are able to assemble an army of monkeys who for into
Arete:a giant sentient monkey like robot tight and Batman
Arete:immediately forgive Selena because that has to happen for
Arete:the rest of the movie to happen. And as as she does, the monkeys
Arete:become this big. And they become this big Titan. They're hit with
Arete:flame throwers. And they can shield it the monkey tank and
Arete:shield it but like a lot of monkeys die being literal monkey
Arete:shields. So it's randomly revealed that Joker and Harley
Arete:planted the flowers, and they restored their memory, which,
Arete:thanks, we got it. And now Now it's time for everyone to go on
Arete:individual battles to fight the villains. And
ComicChams:I mean, I think you might have missed the biggest
ComicChams:part of all though, please,
Arete:my mind was winter mush.
ComicChams:While the monkeys are creating unnecessary
ComicChams:sacrifices of themselves. The rest of the bat clan of Hida
ComicChams:arrive after taking on the rest of God's forces. And along with
ComicChams:them our group of bats. These bats come together to form the
ComicChams:bat signal in the sky and they float down around the giant
ComicChams:monkey wrap around it and when they all fuse together Yes, I
ComicChams:set it right fuse together. They turn into Batman that God as
ComicChams:they call it in the movie is basically the Japanese take a
ComicChams:Japanese illustration of Batman in 3d form is black and white.
ComicChams:Everybody is excited now that the bat God is here. They now
ComicChams:Joker's mech with the bat God here. They send one final punch
ComicChams:at each other. Back Godwin's, which in his punch is able to
ComicChams:release the team as they as they all go on to their individual
ComicChams:fights with Batman vs Joker Catwoman versus Harley Quinn
ComicChams:because I quote this she said that she needed to take awesome
ComicChams:girl on girl action PG 13 Then we got a Nightwing vs penguin
ComicChams:which I feel like is a slaughter like a redhead versus
ComicChams:Deathstroke we got Red Robin or Tim Drake vs to face and finally
ComicChams:we got Damian Robin versus poison ivy.
Arete:Look everybody wins. All right, let me just say this.
Arete:Irrespective fights, if this was the only reason that all the
Arete:Robins were brought here. What a wasted opportunity. That was a
Arete:wasted opportunity. Yeah, this they should have been in the
Arete:mech together the five of them piloting a mech together and
Arete:then the joke would have worked. But it didn't do that. So now
Arete:only one one on one remains Batman vs. Joker, and this may
Arete:be the longest Batman vs. Joker fight I have ever seen. It goes
Arete:on way too
ComicChams:long. Is that odd? Least 20 minutes I
Arete:feel Yeah. And at one point in Batman gets stabbed,
Arete:but it's revealed that isn't real. It's an illusion Joker
Arete:just stay Have an illusion any Batman just keeps using illusion
Arete:again due to something he could have used conceivably at any
Arete:point in the fight but just waited to do it for dramatic
Arete:reasons. I hate this because the implication that Batman you need
Arete:extra skills to defeat the Joker and a straight fist fight is
Arete:crazy. It's crazy. That's the easiest part of Batman's joke
Arete:it's the fight is always the easy part. It's just getting to
Arete:the fight that is hard. So the fact that he has to bring out
Arete:extra tricks to just beat the Joker ridiculous ridiculous at
Arete:one point he is at this long long battle is given the
Arete:opportunity to drop Joker into the flames and he does it just
Arete:saves them afterwards so it gets the satisfaction of doing
ComicChams:what a little you love it
Arete:but there there is the battle is done. Alfred you still
Arete:with us?
ComicChams:I'm sorry yes now that they have taken down all
ComicChams:the villains it's time to return home. The activates the Quake
ComicChams:engine say goodbye to the back clan, the PETA I don't know if
ComicChams:this means now that they they're the prophecy being fulfilled.
ComicChams:Does this mean that they now just disband? Do they continue
ComicChams:on with the faith but I feel like when you're apart that this
ComicChams:very much felt like a cult and the fact that like the prophecy
ComicChams:happened, I don't think there's a way to go back and do whatever
ComicChams:you you just did before, like the scenes like they've been
ComicChams:doing this for years. Like it's weird. Um, so they use the
ComicChams:engine. And as they it opens up. The That's it. That's just the
ComicChams:credits. It's revealed, I guess in the post credit not in the
ComicChams:postgres scene, but in through the credit sequence, I guess
ComicChams:it's revealed that they just basically brought back
ComicChams:everything including the damaged robots and next and buildings
ComicChams:right in front of Commissioner Gordon and believe Bullock as
ComicChams:well. So that's basically how our movie wraps up. There are
ComicChams:two post credit scenes that kind of intertwine. The first one is
ComicChams:kind of a call back to the beginning of the film, where
ComicChams:Batman is, was supposed to be Bruce was supposed to be heading
ComicChams:to an event that the mayor was having. So he tries to alpha is
ComicChams:there now to meet him in a actual tuxedo for him to change
ComicChams:into. And it reveals that like, Hey, I actually have a nice car
ComicChams:for you a nice vehicle for you to use. And it's a horse driven
ComicChams:Batmobile. Har Har, yeah. And cat woman also sell some
ComicChams:antiques because it's revealed that during her time of Grodd,
ComicChams:Rod did something where he took a banana peel and throw it into
ComicChams:a vase or vase of some sort. And because technically it is and
ComicChams:then teak or antiquity, I think the term antiquity applies here.
ComicChams:She's able to sell it and they show that even still has the
ComicChams:banana peel in there.
Arete:Okay,
ComicChams:great. I'm
Arete:glad you we spent time doing that. So normally, for
Arete:animated movies, there isn't too many details behind the scenes
Arete:of the production. And this is not an exception. But there is
Arete:one factoid I found about behind the scenes about why things
Arete:might have gone a little off the rails for Batman ninja. But
Arete:before we get there, is there any comic relevance of Batman
Arete:Ninja is this? Is this a comic? Was this inspired by anything?
ComicChams:Not a thing at all inspired this film. This is an
ComicChams:original screenplay. The closest I could find is the history of
ComicChams:bat manga.
Arete:Okay,
ComicChams:this is a book that was put together back in 2008
ComicChams:officially as a paperback or, and the hardcover with a book
ComicChams:designed by Chip kid, but it collects the stories this book
ComicChams:is called bat Manga The Secret History of Batman in Japan. It
ComicChams:collects stories 53 chapters of Batman in Japan because at the
ComicChams:time of Adam West his era as Batman, there was a huge jump in
ComicChams:bat mania in Japan, leading to the Giro Quwata to craft 53
ComicChams:chapters of this manga with Adam West's Batman operating in
ComicChams:Japan. And the stories were just basically called Batman or
ComicChams:Batman written out in Japanese letters. Iran from April 1966 to
ComicChams:67th of May. And I only stopped because Batman craze had died in
ComicChams:Japan.
Arete:Something else cool came up. Yeah.
ComicChams:Um, so yeah, for a while, for what seems to be
ComicChams:almost like four years nothing was happening with it. It was
ComicChams:translated at one point and put into a giant nice graphic novel
ComicChams:or manga. And then later in 2008, as I mentioned, it finally
ComicChams:got that release into a paperback edition. And then soon
ComicChams:after it was to all three also, all 53 chapters were collected
ComicChams:into three volumes that you can pick up to date in Japan. And
ComicChams:this was actually written out in Japanese so we only got the
ComicChams:English translations of these in July of 2014 when they were
ComicChams:released weekly on Comixology hashtag not sponsored but I
ComicChams:would definitely say it's a great place to read digital
ComicChams:versions of any of these comics like I've caught up on so much
ComicChams:comics because of it really again not sponsored um, but they
ComicChams:released the English version of their so right now you can find
ComicChams:it in Japanese English and probably in this this Chinese
ComicChams:monologue but definitely in the more so in the earlier two. But
ComicChams:none of it actually has ever told a story about Joker
ComicChams:building a Mac and using hypnotism in order to trick
ComicChams:Batman or redhead being so aggro in the sense of
Arete:I'm shocked. Um, okay, so no common basis. So here's the
Arete:thing. Um, Batman ninja was originally crafted in Japan.
Arete:And, you know, the dialogue, everything was in Japanese when
Arete:it was brought to America for the dub, the writers, the CO
Arete:writers of the American Film who are responsible for the
Arete:translation, according to them, and they received a six page
Arete:script, detailing the beats of everything that happened in the
Arete:story in Japanese. And they said it made no sense. So they just
Arete:made their own story to make Batman ninja makes sense. So the
Arete:English version uses the same scenes as the Japanese version.
Arete:But the script is completely different. Um, I tried to
Arete:research what the differences might be because I did not have
Arete:the time to rewatch that. Subbed but no one's bothered to really
Arete:do it. So I can't tell you what this movie actually is. But this
Arete:movie is a completely different movie in Japan.
ComicChams:I guess I have to reveal a secret now. I found it
ComicChams:and watched it.
Arete:So what So what is it? What is it in Japan?
ComicChams:Can I just say the dialogue is significantly
ComicChams:better? The scenes are the same. There isn't much difference that
ComicChams:I really was able to find. Except just like, yes, some
ComicChams:dialogue notes are very different in terms of like,
ComicChams:Batman speech. When he's on that cliff, the biggest difference
ComicChams:that I saw, they actually had music score to a Oh, so that's
ComicChams:what I was thinking. That's what I was mentioning about like the
ComicChams:difference of like when you heard the music come up, and
ComicChams:they just got rid of it. And I saw the main The biggest
ComicChams:difference in it is that the English version tried to focus
ComicChams:on the speeches that they had. But the Japanese version really
ComicChams:tied it well with their music. That's really just it. I guess
ComicChams:also Alfred was a little bit more useful. Like he didn't have
ComicChams:like he had the same amount of scenes, but he actually
ComicChams:explained how he made black tea by fermenting green tea and I
ComicChams:was like, that's a pretty interesting thing. And
ComicChams:apparently he also has a hookup to Western foods. So that's how
ComicChams:he was able to keep Selena fed. And I don't know why Selena felt
ComicChams:like she couldn't eat anything in Japan scenes racist. So that
ComicChams:really does. But yeah, honestly, that's really those are really
ComicChams:the big differences. Just Alfred having a better understanding of
ComicChams:how to, I'm assuming smuggling Western food. And the music was
ComicChams:really the only big differences that I saw. But overall, more or
ComicChams:less, the dialogue was pretty much the same. Like I would say
ComicChams:don't invest too much and trying to find if you want to watch it
ComicChams:is very hard to actually pick up in America. I realized because I
ComicChams:was very upset about this. I rented the copy of it and
ComicChams:because it was like it came in it was saying it came in two
ComicChams:versions English and Japanese on Amazon. And then when I played
ComicChams:it the only audio they had available were English. English
ComicChams:dialogue boost high English dialogue boots medium
Arete:Why is media even an option?
ComicChams:They really were just like now we know what the
ComicChams:music and it was like the music really helped to make a
ComicChams:difference in this film. But beat for beat it's pretty much
ComicChams:the same. But I can see where it's just like it did they were
ComicChams:missing some parts of the script. They definitely had to
ComicChams:just make something out of nothing and yeah, um, this is
ComicChams:not my fight to say watch sub overdub. In this case actually
ComicChams:watch sub if you enjoy score music in your in your movies.
ComicChams:Yeah,
Arete:yeah, I think that's fair to say. Because yeah, I'd like
Arete:to see the original intent of this. And I feel like you get a
Arete:little bit closer with that. That's up. Yeah. But so there
Arete:Yeah, there you have it Batman ninja after all this time? Um, I
Arete:know this is gonna be a hard decision. But is this a cape? Or
Arete:is it it? Or is it is a ninja cape or just a cap that needs to
Arete:cover what the hell was going on with Davies
ComicChams:okay, this was actually a little tough for me.
ComicChams:But not because we haven't given a cape to a movie yet in this
ComicChams:universe. But visually, I will give this movie a cape. Dialogue
ComicChams:is straight up cat. English dialogue is straight up cap
ComicChams:nothing in it really makes sense. The execution of some
ComicChams:aspects of it's just really kind of like off in some cases. Like
ComicChams:it really did upset me that we didn't get actual scenes of just
ComicChams:like Batman being trained by these ninjas from the bat clan.
ComicChams:When it was like they kind of made it like a big deal that
ComicChams:they needed to work alongside them. And then instead, we just
ComicChams:got like a 20 minute sequence of Jason Todd abusing choker or the
ComicChams:quick pacing, but also just seemed very well because like
ComicChams:from the beginning, it did not stop. We were 35 minutes in and
ComicChams:that felt like at least a season of DBZ. It just didn't stop it
ComicChams:was just like Batman just kept fighting like this. In 35
ComicChams:minutes, we saw Batman vs Grodd Batman vs Joker in the forest.
ComicChams:That made meeting with Selena Batman vs. Arkham castle, and
ComicChams:finding his colleagues to save him. Batman meet teaming up with
ComicChams:Grodd grads betrayal. And this is again, this is 85 minutes, we
ComicChams:have more than an hour left in this film. And so much was
ComicChams:already covered that it just feels like too much got thrown
ComicChams:into the beginning. So we lost track of what was what could
ComicChams:have been middle parts like that could have easily been the
ComicChams:middle part with the whole grog twist and everything. And then
ComicChams:just immediately jumped to him having the having a speech on
ComicChams:the hill, maybe show a little bit of training. Maybe you could
ComicChams:do the one month later to explain that it took some time
ComicChams:for them to build out the castles and whatnot. But it just
ComicChams:felt like too much got shoved into this film. I would also say
ComicChams:to that like it's I did not like the Joker reveal of him. You
ComicChams:know, like I hypnotize myself to hide my true intent from you.
ComicChams:When we've kind of talked about you could easily just said that
ComicChams:Joker, they were under the impression that Joker was
ComicChams:killed. That man had to recover from that time, realize how much
ComicChams:he lost how many things were being sacrificed because that
ComicChams:would have been great if you just said Joker was killed off.
ComicChams:And we're back to our original villain who started this whole
ComicChams:entire film. And that could have been it. That really could have
ComicChams:been it. Other than that, I would say the fight scene some
ComicChams:fight scenes are good. Were kind of fun to watch like even though
ComicChams:the Batman Joker fight went on really long. I think there were
ComicChams:some visually cool scenes like when I think the smoke cloud
ComicChams:kind of passed by. There was a scene in which they were both
ComicChams:fighting against with swords and you saw the hits of the sword
ComicChams:shining through the shining through the smoke. And also when
ComicChams:I think the Joker got hit pretty hard. He kind of rose back up
ComicChams:and almost seemed as if he had transformed into a more evil
ComicChams:version of Joker. Like I get the attempt that they were trying to
ComicChams:do try to tie them with these like Japanese anime aesthetics,
ComicChams:but some stuff just seems too clunky and I wonder if maybe we
ComicChams:just China too. changed the way that the art style was like I
ComicChams:liked it. But I feel like for fight scenes like that it's a
ComicChams:little hard to do. And I kind of wished we kind of jumped into
ComicChams:more of what we saw really actually in the very beginning
ComicChams:of the film, I think it was and also Salinas part, where it's a
ComicChams:2d animation. Very much like what we see a little bit from
ComicChams:like juicy Kyson, or like Attack on Titan. Just give just give us
ComicChams:some flat animation, but very detailed. Let whoever is
ComicChams:animating that just cook with the fight scene, and it'll be
ComicChams:AI. But that's for me, cat for the for dialogue, and it's a
ComicChams:very weird middle ground. Cape visuals are great, but dialogue
ComicChams:needs some help. But ultimately, I will give it a cape. It's a
ComicChams:very small cape, though. Yeah. You kind of convinced us I see
ComicChams:why people enjoyed it. But to me, it still needs its moments
ComicChams:to fine tune. What about UK per cat?
Arete:I really went in here wanting to give it a que por the
Arete:unique ness of the script. Or maybe the Japanese version might
Arete:have something but two caps. So version, one for Batman's head
Arete:one for Robin said this movie. The pacing in this movie is so
Arete:bizarre. What they choose to spend time on is so bizarre.
Arete:There is quite frankly no reason why we didn't see the opening
Arete:battle of this media. Why don't we get to see him? Like Batman
Arete:run into Arkham Asylum. And all the villains are in cells. And
Arete:then when he turns on the machine, um, they are all
Arete:transported. Why did he need to do this in Arkham? Knight is not
Arete:a Batman villain, guys. I gotta keep saying it. Batman has a lot
Arete:of villains, but one of them is not Grodd why Arkham
Arete:specifically, it would have been cool to say there was a
Arete:geographic location a reason? Why did they go to Japan? Back
Arete:in Gotham is located in New Jersey most of the time. How did
Arete:they get to Japan even? I don't understand the beginning of the
Arete:movie, which makes it really hard to understand the rest.
Arete:Yeah, again, we I won't go back to the Red Hood thing. We've
Arete:beaten that with a crowbar to death. But
Arete:this movie has way too many characters as well. We didn't
Arete:need all of the Robins. We certainly didn't need the four
Arete:villains who spend most of the movie doing nothing until we get
Arete:to the end and then they're immediately mind controlled. So
Arete:it could be could have been anybody. Um, yes. So there's
Arete:just so many there's so many things that to that are
Arete:bizarrely spaced out in this movie. I really don't even know
Arete:what the the intent was. What I can say here is that if you're
Arete:really curious and you want something different from a
Arete:Batman story, I'd rather you go watch Mary little Batman I'd
Arete:rather you go aware of the Batman because I can understand
Arete:the intent of those things as much as I might not agree fully
Arete:with every alternate Batman story I can see what they're
Arete:going for you know a Gotham by Gaslight you know, kind of so my
Arete:Yeah, my art thing alteration is pretty similar to Gotham by
Arete:Gaslight. Just set it in this era. Just set it here. Right?
Arete:Just it's a Bruce in the past. He has Robin apprentices. He has
Arete:an outfit he has a cat woman, Joker is the big emperor. Mongol
Arete:taking over everything. Right. And, you know, he leads this
Arete:revolution based on a prophecy, you know, of Batman, because
Arete:also the prophecy with Max. It's really hard to do both at the
Arete:same time. And you didn't, it didn't work here because, you
Arete:know, it's funny. Power Rangers does this all the time where
Arete:they have prophecies, and also giant mechas. But it's
Arete:established Power Rangers has been going on for so long. And
Arete:they've been so many versions I can accept. I can accept the
Arete:blending of those two things. Because there was magic in the
Arete:past here. We never get an origin of the prophecy. We'd
Arete:never get anything from it. And so my alteration set it in this
Arete:time period, fully committed to it. If you're scared of fully
Arete:committing to it if you want tak and mechas, and everything like
Arete:that, because actually, I think it'd be even, I would be willing
Arete:more willing to accept if it was magic that turned them into
Arete:mykos. Yeah. Um, then technology brought from the past
Arete:retrofitted to Japanese homes. But yeah, if you really wanted a
Arete:twist, you could have it that in, like, at the halfway point,
Arete:they all realize that they're from present times and their
Arete:memories were just addled through the time traveler
Arete:process. And now, the last half of them all trying to get back
Arete:home, you could do that. I know. It's war world. But better.
ComicChams:Better. Yeah. That's the key part. But better. Yeah,
Arete:I just don't think we got much from them going back in the
Arete:past, and having that whole prologue. It just didn't. None
Arete:of that really worked. And I think there are great
Arete:opportunities as just one example, if it was time period,
Arete:you could have Red Hood, show up. And Batman could be like,
Arete:who are you? And he's like, I was beaten by the Joker
Arete:severely. So severely, I never show my face because his face is
Arete:never shown. Right. Yeah.
ComicChams:And that was something that also add some
ComicChams:issues with for the film to some of the character designs. Like,
ComicChams:again, I think, for Red Hood. I don't know what it is exactly.
ComicChams:But I'm assuming that it does have a connection to historical
ComicChams:Japan where, but it's that giant almost looks like a paper
ComicChams:lantern. It's just on his head. Yeah. And I thought that was
ComicChams:weird. I really would have because then at one point, he
ComicChams:does lift up his mask. And he shows to he has on another mask
ComicChams:underneath it. I was like, Why didn't we just give him like
ComicChams:maybe an oni mask or something like happen? Dress up more like
ComicChams:a ninja, give him the Oni mask. That way, he still it still
ComicChams:looks a lot like Red Hood. Because I don't know if it's
ComicChams:because they were trying to find a way to differentiate him from
ComicChams:from Red Robin, which at that point, just choose the Robins.
ComicChams:It's either Red Hood or Red Robin, don't maybe don't include
ComicChams:Damian because that hairstyle should not have just give us
ComicChams:something like that. And it did feel like it was a little extra
ComicChams:compared to it felt like they were just disrespecting the
ComicChams:Robins that they'd known to have aggro issues. It's like why do
ComicChams:that if you could just easily especially if they're supposed
ComicChams:to be ninjas. Now after being with the Klan for two years, I
ComicChams:would assume that the point would be for them to be
ComicChams:inconspicuous like that is very conspicuous. And that's the rest
ComicChams:of walking down the streets.
Arete:Yeah. Does it make sense if somebody Robbins it really
Arete:doesn't really doesn't. They're just far too many Robins in this
Arete:film. And they don't get enough to do except for Damian. And I'm
Arete:Yeah, again. I've beaten the Red Hood thing to death. Just the
Arete:normal way. So
ComicChams:yeah. We have an allotment of crowbars and
ComicChams:there's
Arete:one more um, but yeah, I think treating it treating the
Arete:law would have been cool. Like one more thing I'll throw out
Arete:there and then I'll leave it alone. Again if it's time
Arete:period, each Robin if you want all of them what the potential
Arete:list could have had. Imagine if Tim Drake comes in and says you
Arete:know Batman has adopted all these Robins that have been
Arete:displaced or or harmed personally by each each one of
Arete:the crime lords so you know Nightwing comes in and says
Arete:well, Penguin paid to have my parents killed we were traveling
Arete:performers. And Batman's like I took him in after his parents
Arete:were killed by traveling performers on penguins order to
Arete:face and Tim have a thing linked them up. Obviously Ratan Joker
Arete:had beef and instead of poison ivy whose powers aren't really
Arete:used well here Talia Italia and their and Talia be all the
Arete:baggage that comes with Damien.
ComicChams:Damien the even still worked with them on on the
ComicChams:well Deathstroke is more so with Nightwing Yeah,
Arete:barely using this movie anyways. Yeah, like honestly, I
ComicChams:feel like he was just thrown to show that like he
ComicChams:pays for it because like there was this one scene in which he's
ComicChams:just hugging up on the woman and it's just like all right, like
ComicChams:that's weird. I don't know what's happening in your in your
ComicChams:in your mid Castle But sir, we have to fight a battle right
ComicChams:now. Um, but yeah, it's just it definitely feels as if none of
ComicChams:that like you're saying like none the robins are really kind
ComicChams:Have I connected with their villains The only people who
ComicChams:seem to have connected with their villains because they
ComicChams:built out throughout the film, a reason for them to connect was
ComicChams:Harley Quinn and Catwoman because that multiple times they
ComicChams:fought against each other, each going, where each one had won
ComicChams:one battle before the last time and then like this last battle
ComicChams:was supposed to be it like, who's going to take it all? Do
ComicChams:that whole scene again take out the line about Girl on Girl
ComicChams:action. That felt like it was just pandering to try and say
ComicChams:that like hey, both of them are attractive. So this is what the
ComicChams:viewer wants to watch. It was like meanwhile, these are the
ComicChams:two Baddest, like fighters in like as of late within the DC
ComicChams:universe. It could just be that like the two of them had just
ComicChams:been going at it this entire time and they're like we really
ComicChams:need to sell this because at some point one had pissed off
ComicChams:the other enough that they had they were upset that they lost
ComicChams:the last battle. Yeah, um, but yeah, so as Batman and just
ComicChams:we've been we people have asked and question us to review. I
ComicChams:guess the official ruling is though that it is mostly kept.
ComicChams:So we're never going to talk about this again. Unless it's
ComicChams:just to ridicule it's especially then I'm never going to forgive
ComicChams:them from dropping that girl on girl action line that is just
ComicChams:really that was really weird and was really cringe more almost as
ComicChams:cringy as the redhead.
Arete:Yeah, we're collecting cringe lines. And that includes,
Arete:I still don't know if it's worse than women have been doing a lot
Arete:of saving around here. We should call this the ex women and
Arete:that's still that's still there. But on our sliding tear,
Arete:Dragonball Evolution is still in hell. But honestly, it's the
Arete:best of the worst that we've seen this month.
ComicChams:This is the official ruling. Um, I think right now
ComicChams:for me is actually a weird tie for different reasons between
ComicChams:this and Suicide Squad. And that's fair. I'm only saying
ComicChams:that because Batman Ninja is wonderful to look at. You can
ComicChams:literally play it in the background with no volume. And
ComicChams:people will think you have artwork on your walls. Like it's
ComicChams:visually Great. I'll give it that and I know that a lot of
ComicChams:people tend to gear towards defining a great movie as its
ComicChams:visuals but for me that's just not what it is. I need to hear
ComicChams:what's going on. And honestly, I would prefer not to hear what's
ComicChams:going on. Um, but ya know, I think it ties up with suicide
ComicChams:squad for number one spot of cake for cat films that we have
ComicChams:covered this month. So what about you? Were you thinking
Arete:I you know, this is an actual movie. It was an attempt
Arete:that didn't succeed fully. So for that, I feel like I will put
Arete:it at the top above Suicide Squad that was hacked to pieces
Arete:above Dark Phoenix that is just boring cuz I can say I wasn't
Arete:bored. I can say that much for Batman ninja and it moves
Arete:quickly enough. So top of the trash. So it's at the top of the
Arete:trash pile. Dragon Ball Sillas roasting owl. Yes. I just want
Arete:to just want to assure everyone that's where it belongs. Don't
Arete:never leave their home for infinite losers.
ComicChams:Oh, and speaking of X Men Dark Phoenix, don't worry
ComicChams:answer. We don't have to cover any more of the excellent. The
ComicChams:last. But someone did reach out and did mention the dialogue
ComicChams:that actually are kind of language that does get better
ComicChams:with spoken language loudly while in pain is patois. And I
ComicChams:can 100% agree with that. All
Arete:right. All right. So
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