What drives Mourinho to success? And do we need a new measure of success? Instead of awards - let's just name pubs after people that achieve great things, which is about to happen in Burnley. Plus we all know that watching our team lose makes us sad, but science is on the case. And the case is not good. It's all in the latest episode of football funny as we round up the comedy stories from the last few days. Interested in joining the happiness research Dr George was talking about? Sign up at mappinessapp.com On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional production and voices from Sean Allsop. Incidental SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk The theme tune appears with the kind permission of the artists National Hero - Katalina Kicks   Incidental music under Creative Commons 3.0 Going Higher - Bensound.com Between Dragons and Humans -  Tomorrow - Bensound.com Sunny - Bensound.com