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Just thinking about that idea of having somebody up there, somebody like Trey with that wig and those gloves, I'm gonna have nightmares.

I am Dr.

Billion, I love butts.

If I showed up and you were giving me an anal exam, I think I would be very nervous.

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!,

Hello,

Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

That is Dr.

Chelsey Donn.

that is Dr.

Trey Gerrald reporting for duty.

No pun intended.

And when we doctor together in one practice, you can call us

The Review Queens,

MD.

Oh yeah, MDs, that's what I meant.

Oh my goodness.

wearing a doctor frock today in honor of the episode.

Yeah, Trey's, Trey's scrubbed up and ready for examination.

I'll also show you, since we're doing a proctologist,

You gave away the lead you uh

it's in the episode title.

okay yes oh my god okay so trey's this i don't even first of all your scrubs are dental dentist

I bought this on Amazon, like, overnight years ago for an

oh my god hilarious it has a, tooth with like, stars and it looks like like a tooth fairy uh oh my god trey but he has these fabulous i would say long almost latex looking gloves and with these gloves he could go i i mean pretty much to the elbow

We'll circle back to this, but yes,

We will.

So,

later.

Tickle the tease button.

speaking of staying clean, Trey, would you like to get something off your chest, maybe, and,

Lodge a complaint,

I would, thank you for asking.

Well, all right, listen, so I was excited to wear a wig and do a whole thing and, um, portray the doctor we're gonna be doing a versus on today, and I wanted to do a really big wig, but in order to do that, like, I can't wear these headphones, so I do have beats by Dre that are Bluetooth that, like, go over the ear, because I, I can't do, like, this air pod, well, I can't have them falling out, like, I can't do that.

And I don't like having, like, the wire, obviously, so I need a Bluetooth.

But my complaint today is when the left ear charges at a different rate than the right ear.

So, like, today I wanted to use these so I wouldn't have to be beholden to these headphones, but one side was at 53 percent and the other side was at 100%.

So it's like, I'm not getting to, like, the game and then, like, I can't hear out of my

ugh, yeah,

So that's my complaint.

Like, this is supposed to be, like, making life better.

And I recognize that, like, when you go cordless, like, you have to have battery life, and my complaint's not about the battery life, like, it lasts really long, but why do they charge at different rates?

Am I, maybe, like, one side isn't pressed all the way in?

But, like, let's show the audience, there's not a lot of error here, like, you put it in and it's

locked in, they're locked and loaded,

Right.

Even, like, I'm shaking it upside down like it's a blizzard.

Nothing's coming out.

moving,

So, that's my complaint.

Do you have these?

Have you ever experienced this?

This is a maddening process.

Please,

Yeah, I mean, I guess I have, like, an initial, just, like, question, just

for my records, here.

So, do you ever just use one ear?

Like, if you're on a phone call, like, are you just using the left and not the right?

Okay, well that leads into another complaint, because sometimes I can't get one of the ears to sync.

And then I can't figure it out because I'm just trying to do my walk on the elliptical.

So then I'm like, fuck it, and I just put one in my ear.

So yeah, so sometimes they are used at different rates.

But that's

has something to do with it?

problem.

Maybe, but the last time I used these, Chelsey, was on the flight to visit

So, they've been sitting in their charging port.

They should both have more than enough time.

it just connected to my computer.

I can't hear you.

Oh, my God.

That's hilarious.

Wait, can you hear me?

I can hear you.

I could

hear you the whole time.

Okay.

Somehow it just connected

I think maybe because you were shaking it around and it was like, I'll show

But yeah, your, your question was the last time I used it.

If it's been a long time, they should both have enough time to charge

It's been like a

to a hundred percent.

Right.

And even if I'm only using one, I like to have them both in, on an airplane.

So I have the illusion that like, don't talk to me, you know,

Interesting.

I like that.

everything just got so much louder.

I'm so confused all of a sudden, but yeah.

So, okay.

Well, can you write me a prescription doctor?

Like, I don't know what to do.

Hmm, I could write you a prescription, I don't know, maybe get another pair of headphones,

Will insurance cover that?

I don't know if insurance is gonna cover that unfortunately, but there's just way too much anxiety in general around headphones, especially headphones that are meant to be Easy, on the go, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl headphones that end up just being such an annoyance.

They won't pair, one of them is on, the other one is off, like it's just, there's so many things that can go wrong and it does feel like we should have fixed this by now.

It should be more like idiot proof, if you will.

Yeah, I I'm the one, yeah.

I'm, I feel like the idiot.

That's right.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I guess

Oh my goodness, well, I hear you, it's been added to your chart

and we will keep an eye on that.

Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

Thank you.

you're welcome.

All right, with all this medical jargon in mind,

Trey, should we hop in?

Tush first?

tush first.

Tush to tush?

we go ahead?

Should we go instead of head to head?

Should we go tush to tush?

We should go tush to tush.

Let's do it.

That's

assess that kvetch, Review

episode meaning we are gonna cover both a one star and a five star on the same exact topic.

right!

For this versus episode, Trey has selected the one star and I have selected the five star.

So, to determine who reads first, we have to flip that quarter and I can't remember which one of us has to guess.

Anyway, I do this every Versus

yeah, but I don't remember this either.

Well, you wanna go?

I'll guess.

Okay.

Tails.

It's Tails.

Oh, so that means we're going to hear the five star, which we don't usually hear on the main

That's right.

Wait, I do have a wig.

Hold on.

There are glasses going on.

The wig has come out.

Ooh, all of a sudden I don't even see Trey anymore.

I see Dr.

Million.

Paging Dr.

Million.

Paging Dr.

Million.

I'm sorry.

I'm Dr.

Billion.

Thank you.

All right.

Alright, so,

Fabulous.

today, we are going to be covering both ends of the spectrum of Yelp reviews for San Francisco's Center for Colorectal Health, that's right, proctology in the house.

At the time of this recording, there are 87 reviews on Yelp, with an average score of 3.

9 out of 5.

You know the deal.

So according to the About This Vendor section on Yelp, the Center for, why did I put this twice?

The Center for Colorectal, Colorectal, I did a whole like Google pronunciation.

Yeah, Colorectal.

I want to say collar, but it's the colon.

Yes.

The Center for Colorectal Health was established in 2006 and has been very successful in the treatment of hemorrhoids, fissures, Anal warts, fistulas, abscesses, skin tags, and many other benign perianal conditions.

At this point in the episode, I want everyone to know, Chelsey chose today's episode topic.

No, this is the funniest fucking, this is so fucking funny.

Okay.

Business owner, And Medical Director, you know, my beloved co worker, Dr.

Carolyn Millian, earned her medical degree at the University of Louisville Medical Center, completed a five year residency, as you have to, and general surgery at the University of Illinois at Chicago,

Good school.

What, like it's hard?

But, like, it's hard?

Exactly.

Then they completed a year long fellowship in colon and rectal surgery.

At Cook County Hospital makes me think of the musical Chicago.

Mm

My co worker, Dr.

Carolyn Millian, is a fellow of the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeries.

Having received, okay, this is so interesting to me, Dr.

Million received their bachelor's degree with a summa cum laude honor from Whitmore College in Spokane, Washington.

That's not the part that's interesting.

Then, they also hold a doctor of ministry degree from Wisdom University.

Talking about a wisdom tooth, from San Francisco.

And they also have a Master of Divinity degree from the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville, Kentucky.

So this is a Christ loving woman who is all up in that ass.

That's interesting.

Is that what that means?

Like, the, so they're a minister?

A doctor of ministry?

I've never even heard of

And then they have a Master of Divinity.

Are these titles that people know?

I've never even heard

of

mean, I'm an ordained

And how odd that they, like, mentioned it in this profile, even if it was their, like, I don't know, it just seems, I agree, a little weird to mix that in,

this is San Francisco, which is like, A gay haven,

that's right,

not to promote stereotypes here, but,

gonna promote them,

you know, there's a lot of gay sex happening, probably, in San Francisco, and we know how Christians stereotypically feel about gay sex,

mm

don't know that I want someone with a Master of Divinity up in my ass, but, that's neither here nor there, and

or do I?

that's hopefully, well, hopefully we can answer that by the end of today's episode, that's what we're gonna get clear on.

That's really what we're working on Clarity for,

Dr.

Billion and Dr.

Quadrillion, that's Chelsey, we're on the case today.

So with all of that background info and some unnecessary judgments from me, let's, uh, jump in and hear the five star.

Let's do it.

All right.

Okay.

Here we go.

Let's jump right in.

Tush first.

This is your five star review written by Jeffrey G.

3G.

That sounds like Jessie J's cousin.

Yeah.

Could be.

They're wearing in their profile photo like a tuxedo with a bow tie, so they're like, look like they're at a wedding or something, maybe even their own, and then they do have like a bit of scruff that I personally find

attractive.

Dr.

Million perform their ceremony and this?

Well,

Let's

you be the judge of that when you hear this review.

Let's face it, it's your butt, and unless it's open for business on Grindr, it's probably the last thing on your mind to want to have to deal with.

But the reality is, we all have issues with our hoo ha from time to time, and luckily when the time came for me, I was referred to Dr.

Million.

She's very professional, friendly, and has a great butt side manner.

You're not exactly gonna feel dignified laying on your side while she's digging around down there diagnosing the problem, but she's great at keeping the conversation going to distract you from the fact that she's down there in

the first place.

Her diagnosis was quick and she gave me several options for treatment ranging from passive to aggressive.

I preferred the aggressive route and was scheduled to come back in a week.

On the day of the appointment, I was extremely nervous.

She picked up on that right away and offered me a Valium to calm my nerves.

I gladly accepted.

Before I knew it, I was ass up with the theme from Valley of the

Dolls going through my head.

The rest is a bit of a blur, but it was over and done with quickly and painlessly.

Save for anesthesia needles, which are kind of a necessary evil.

Her assistants are saints to do some of the crazy prep work, but they are all very sweet.

They are clearly one big family.

They do a great job making you feel comfortable.

It's not a job I'd want to do, but Dr.

Millian does a great job making sure your dignity and her dignity are are still firmly intact.

Mm

hmm.

god, the Valley of the Dolls theme.

It's so gay forward, I love it.

I know.

What do we think about the Grindr comment?

Well, I think it's funny that it's so early on in the review.

Valley of the Dolls,

I hate

I was gonna ask you,

this.

Gotta get off, gonna get, Had to get off from

this ride, Gotta get

hold,

uh, Dionne Warwick.

gonna

get, Need to get hold of my,

so, okay, so do we think that they're in on the joke here?

Like, Jeffrey, okay,

I think they're trying to make light of the issue,

okay, because we don't think that they're just like making fun, right?

I don't think so, no, I think, I mean, to reference Valley of the

the Valley of the Dolls and like, yeah, I mean, I feel like they're in on the joke and the rest of it is, is funny.

but, if I was a cis, straight woman, looking for a proctologist, but, and I lived in San Francisco, so I probably would get the culture, but like, would you sort of be like, Grindr?

What?

I don't know.

I mean, I guess if you're in San Francisco, you know what Grindr is,

right?

what I'm assuming, right?

think so.

Right, this isn't like Mobile, Alabama.

This is literally San Francisco.

Okay.

I mean, I think it's funny.

I think it's funny.

the phrase hoo ha.

Do you remember when you first heard, like, hoo ha?

Do you remember, like, where that originated from?

I don't, but I feel like I always thought hoo ha is the front.

Thank you.

Because that's what Cathy Griffin made the phrase hoo ha famous, because she would always talk about her hoo ha.

So I always thought hoo ha was a pussy.

Same.

Yeah, me too.

But we get the point.

Also, for gay men, maybe it's the bussy.

I was going to say maybe.

Yeah.

I have to tell you this.

I have a coworker who I always make funny names for people, and out of nowhere she called me Trey Ussie.

I could not stop laughing for like 15 minutes,

Oh my God.

Trissy.

No, Trey Ussie.

It's funnier.

Okay.

Sorry.

Treyossi.

because I call myself Trey Onsay.

So then it became Trey Ussie.

Trey Ussie, Ussie.

God, I think that is so funny.

Chelsey Ussie.

Anyway, Jeffrey Ussie.

This could be, I mean, whatever.

Okay, whatever.

we've gotten,

side.

What do you think is butt side manner?

I think it's just a funny way of saying bedside manner, but like we're at the butt.

So it is sort of butt side manner.

What would you consider to be quality ingredients of butt side manner?

Well, I've never been to a

Proctologist?

or anything, but I have had a colonic.

Really?

Okay, so you can really speak to this.

And I remember, like, being very nervous,

like, I didn't know if I was supposed to stick the thing in myself, or if he was supposed to do

it, I just, like, I, yeah, I mean, I ultimately let him do it, but, I mean, I don't know that he had the best butt side manner, like, he was talking to me about my diet, While he was working on it,

which felt like a right stop.

And then also he left it in for like a really long time to the point where I had to like say to him, like, I feel like I've had enough.

And then he was, I was like, I was like, how much longer is this going to go for?

Like, I don't know if I'm, you know,

ready for it.

And then.

had enough.

Thank you, doctor.

And it?

was like, honestly, it was like a while in before I said anything, but finally, I was like, I, I'm good, I

Was he like, oh, oh, and took it out immediately?

He said like, Oh my God, was this your first time?

And I was like,

yes.

And he was like Oh, wow, you lasted a really long time

Oh, I am

for someone whose first time it is.

So I feel like that was bad butt side manner.

Like,

he could have asked me, is this your first time?

He could have been like, is there anything you want to know?

Instead of being like, maybe you should not eat gluten and eat more vegetables.

Oh, he told you all that.

Yeah,

Interesting.

that was bad butt side manner.

So I feel like good butt side manner would be like, how about them Yankees?

I don't know.

But

like something that's just like, let's, it's the same as like going to the OBGYN when they're like giving you a pap or something.

Like, they will purposely be like, so like, got any good plans this weekend?

Like, have you seen that movie?

And honestly, like, sometimes it is good because it's like, we're both acknowledging that.

This is sort of an awkward thing and let's just like get through it by trying to distract you.

With some other thought, like, I think that that's good, But hoo ha.

But hoo ha.

side manner,

Well, okay.

but hoo ha.

what do you think the conversation topics are at play here?

Oh, geez.

not gonna ask a gay man about the Yankees, I would imagine.

Yeah, right.

We're in San Francisco.

I don't know.

Is that San Francisco?

Yeah,

Yeah.

Yeah.

What would we be talking about?

I

mean, I'm hoping that we're not pushing any Christian agenda.

It doesn't sound like we are.

I just went

Trey just froze.

Can you imagine, you're ass up, you got Dr.

Million inside

Yeah, yeah,

Million leans over into your ear and says, Have you heard the good word?,

terrifying, honestly,

because you're completely, you're completely, That would be bad but you're completely vulnerable and you're captive,

Yeah that's terrible, Wait,

they got you by the

anus, By the hoo ha,

Okay, so then Jeffrey also has to a little discrepancy here.

So I'm curious.

They say how like you're on your side and then later they say, I had that Valium and I was ass up.

So are you on all fours or are you on your side?

'cause I feel like you are on your side, right?

Well, I think that what they were saying was first we went in just for like a check, a

Check and that was what we were on our side, which I was also on my side when I had the colonic, so you're on your side because they were sort of examining, And then now that we're gonna do the procedure and we've, we've opted to do the more aggressive of the procedures,

You

Now we're on our back, like in more of a surgery setting.

But that would be an ass down.

Yeah.

Did they say ass up?

Yeah, I was assed up singing the Valley of the Dolls theme song.

Oh yeah, you're right.

Okay.

So you could be

laying down.

What if they put, yeah, but what if they put your legs in stirrups or something?

Well, you would still be assed down, honey.

I would, isn't that a little,

speaking.

but your ass would be like,

woohoo, you know,

wouldn't it?

that's not up.

How would you describe that as up?

If I'm like in a

How do you get your ass up?

Everything else is down.

That's the only way to describe ass up, is that everything else is down.

if my ass is coming from that still ass down?

We're talking about stirrups?

Like when you go to

Yes.

Like if my legs are

like, if they need

on your butt.

I guess so.

I

think it's a figure of speech.

I

think we're, I think I think

little Went down the wrong hole!

We got the wrong call there.

Do we think that this is valuable?

Useful?

Like, obviously, we know that the main intent here seems to be humor, but

are we feeling like we're getting something out of this?

I actually do and and I was gonna point to this because I think first of all my initial like read on all of this was like I felt a little weird about it being like making gay jokes which is all we've been doing or I've been doing but I'm actually now thinking wait I would much rather work on gay men because gay men are very connected to their buttholes generally speaking.

And it's maybe not as uncomfortable or like,

Right, like, it's probably way more uncomfortable with someone who's very uncomfortable with that part of their

correct, right?

I'm that just occurred to me.

That's not how I started.

And now I'm hearing like, okay, great.

I the value here for me is that Dr.

Million understands like, It can potentially be very uncomfortable and they're like easing that process for you and like you can be silly the whole volume giving I guess like that is the only way to get volume is from a doctor but it really occurred to me like like

know when I read it, you were like, what?

well because it was like they gave me they didn't prescribe me also like Do you have those there?

Like, don't you have to go to a pharmacy?

But I guess doctors

No, like if you're doing more of a surgery thing, oftentimes,

they'll give you Valium.

They might even put it right into your IV, you know what I mean?

Like, they're,

your butt.

they might even stick it right up there.

Wait, here's a question.

Have you ever had your temperature taken up your butt

like when I was a baby

Because I wonder how they do that.

Are you on your side for that, or are you on all fours?

I'm back to the ass up, whatever.

I think it's valuable, and I appreciate the humor, and that like, this person's experience was like, we're all good.

Don't feel uncomfortable.

I agree.

Also, in terms of like the spelling and grammar, excellent.

Yeah.

Truthful Shady?

Truthful shady.

Seems

I think truthful, Do we trust them?

Like, do we think that

I do.

they're giving us accurate information and that I can expect Dr.

Million to come off how Jeffrey is implying?

I think I trust Jeffrey here is because they sort of start with, this was my concern and my expectation and this is how it was defeated, to like a positive effect, which makes me feel like I can trust them because they're being vulnerable and sharing, like, this could be uncomfortable.

This one big happy anal family of like the people at this.

Colorectal Center, they like, have got your back, and like, I wouldn't want this job, but the people here, they like, make it awesome, and like, kudos to them, go here, I encourage you, like, this is the spot, and I think that's like, valuable and truthful, and could be a common experience, I mean, I feel like this would be typical,

I was gonna say, do you think we can ascertain whether or not this is common?

well, I imagine the specifics here are just so commonplace, like, they're good at distracting, and like, I was a little nervous, so they gave me value, I'm

I mean, I guess also, they didn't really tell us what their issue was, not that they need to, this is obviously a medical environment, so it's a little bit

different, we have to be a little bit more forgiving about leaving out some sort of details, of course, because this

is very personal, but it did make me wonder, like, even though this was the aggressive approach, like, maybe some people have, More severe, more serious problems that have to get dealt with and then

that's gonna inherently be way more painful.

And then if it's a more painful experience, then you're gonna have a negative connotation with this doctor because you're gonna say like they did this to me when maybe it's just that's what you needed to have done.

But, to counteract that, to why I don't think this is fluky is because they say, The doctor gave me a lot of options.

So I, like, so that makes me think that even if I was gonna have to have very painful treatment, I would maybe get

Some

several options as well, right?

And then I would feel ownership of the route I'm taking,

That's a good point.

Good point, Trey.

Obviously the humor is hilarious.

I, I don't, I don't think I ever anticipated discussing Valley of the Dolls in this podcast again after we did it on episode one.

right?

That's true.

Full circle.

Or was it three?

It was

very early on.

I think it was like

one or

was Fifty Shades.

Yeah, it was one, two, or three.

Something like that.

Anyway.

Yeah, I didn't think Valley of the Dolls was gonna come up.

You know how silly fags can be,

Oh, my God, Trey.

I think I can crown Jeffrey

can crown Jeffrey.

I'm

ready.

do it.

The queens are tabulating.

Time for school.

We did it!

The Queens are unanimous, Jeffrey G, you are a review queen.

Trey, you go first.

Why did you decide to make Jeffrey G a review queen?

I mean, the only thing missing here is a picture, but I don't want to see a picture of Jeffrey G's bum, I don't think,

Or maybe.

maybe, I don't know, but I just think that Jeffrey does a really great job here, obviously, like, we, you know, I don't know why you picked the topic, but, like, in hearing the topic, I thought this is going to be fun, like, it's an interesting, like, like, all of that goes along with proctology, and I think Jeffrey goes with that, right?

And they lean into it.

They make me feel like I can trust the doctor, I'm gonna be in good hands, like, it will be fine, And I, I think I have a better understanding of the clinic, having read this.

So, I mean, it's a Review Queen.

It does everything like I would want it to.

Why did you give Geoffrey a Review Queen crown?

I just thought Jeffrey G.

did a really good job.

They made themselves the butt of the joke,

pun intended, and they connected to, I think, a lot of areas that people reading reviews would want to know about, like the butt sign manner

and the options and the valium, all those things I think were really queenly details to include, and it's hard to talk about a topic like this and be funny Without going too far, and I thought Geoffrey really struck the balance

there with their humor, like it could have been really blue, it could have been too much, and I thought it was just the right amount,

so for that reason, Geoffrey G, your Review Queen, In my eyes.

Great job.

I hope we can keep this a winning streak, because Chelsey, Wee oh, wee oh, wee oh, wee oh, It's game time!

That's right, Trey.

It is game

time.

And I have made a custom game

just for you and our listeners.

So Trey,

idea where this is

get that music queued up.

Are you ready to play?

Is that a top

bottom?

So, Trey, in 2014, BuzzFeed released an article of the top to bottom ranking of the 24 best man butts in Hollywood.

I need you to identify the top 10.

So I'm going to list a man butt, and you're going to tell me whether on this list of 24,

this particular butt.

is a top 10.

Is this a top bottom?

Are you ready?

All right, Trey, starting with a good

one.

Oof, I get to look at the pictures over

here.

area.

I had a lot of fun doing the research for this game.

Okay, so, you Brad Pitt, is Brad Pitt a top bottom?

Well, when I think of Brad Pitt being attractive, I think of him in Thelma and Louise, which is, was his abs.

I don't remember his butt, but I know that he's so revered.

So I think the odds are high that he would be in the top of bottoms, but I can't physically picture his bottom.

So I'm not going to actually say no, really.

Brad Pitt, whose butt I just sent you, I hope I sent it to you and not somebody else,

no, yeah, I did send it to You is number four on the list of top, I mean, that's a nice tush.

I've seen better.

What?

Guys, it's beautiful.

It has like those two little

A little dimples.

Yes, I love the dimple.

This is a photograph in black and white and Brad Pitt is laying on his stomach.

Yeah.

It's very attractive.

Also, I want to point out that this BuzzFeed article, because it was from 2014, like all of the images were not there.

They were like the question

mark, so I did have to individually Google.

But it's just so that I could have a visual of what I'm

talking about.

So,

one for the team.

I mean, it's an honor, truly.

All

Right.

So if you're interested, you can find the best butt shot of Brad Pitt in the movie, Troy,

Um.

apparent butt firmness is a nine.

The overall thoughts are don't let the blur stop you from seeing a true half Godman's butt that is sweaty from the hot Grecian sun.

All right, moving on.

Justin Timberlake.

Is that a top bottom?

Again, I had a poster of Justin Timberlake that was his abs and low cut jeans, but I don't remember his butt either, but I don't know.

We're not pro Justin anymore, culturally.

And I'm imagining Justin is not in the top ten, like, we need some like, melanin, and Justin is like, so far from that, even though he tried, I'm gonna say absolutely not,

right,

remember this was 2014,

gonna, I'm imagining pancakes, alright, it's fine,

it's fine, it was a little hard for me to find like a picture of his butt, but apparently if you want to see his butt, you have to watch Friends with Benefits,

the apparent firmness is a 7.

1,

mm

can't wait for David Beckham,

okay, moving on.

Joe Mangan,

Joe Manganello yellow, actually

I, I know he's attractive, but again, I think of him as like, his bulk, not his butt, He's Italian.

So I'm going to say, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

top 10 2014.

He was popular in 2014.

I'm going to say yes.

That's right, Trey.

And actually Joe Manganello is number one on the list, so

That's interesting.

he takes the cake.

Pun intended.

Apparent butt firmness 9.

5.

You got to watch True Blood if you want to see that butt.

This butt right here is a butt handed from the gods on two plates.

One plate had one cheek.

the other plate had the other cheek.

Together they formed the bum beauty.

Okay, you're doing very well, actually.

Okay, Channing Tatum,

also very popular in 2014.

I'm going to say yes.

Really?

Good one, Chels.

was shocked, 22,

Apparently you can find the best view of the butt in the Vow, It has a 7.

6 firmness rating, look at that butt, walk around that giant loft, No more thoughts on this butt, I, I'm gonna send you this butt, Trey, because, To me, I've been sending you all of the butts, by the way, but, To me, this is a nice touch.

been wowed by any of these bots, just FYI.

Do

Interesting.

Okay.

I want to touch on something that you said

earlier

want to touch some bots?

Yeah.

Mm hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

That's

That's a nice.

spot, right?

Okay.

Chris

Hemsworth.

So I'm not sure which Hemsworth is which.

This one was Thor.

Is that the one that dated Miley Cyrus and like was on all fours taking a video of a squirrel or talking to a squirrel or something?

I think that was Liam.

Oh.

I'm not sure,

Well I'm sure these superhero people, like, I'm gonna say yes.

Yeah,

that's right.

This is the number two butt on the list and this butt, Trey.

If you don't like this butt, I'm

Is it in the outfit, in the Marvel outfit or something?

Well, I couldn't find that, so I had to find just the picture that I thought

Cause there are those pictures of Andrew Garfield as Spider Man and it's like padded, like his butt is padded.

Yeah, no, this is, this is like an IRL butt

shot.

like wait until you see

Yeah, it's good.

It's also a good

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm moving on.

Hugh Jackman.

Oh,

I mean, we know he's a dancer and also like, I feel like Wolverine all this 2014, very appropriate time.

I'm gonna say, yeah, I'm gonna say yes.

right, Trey.

Hugh Jackman is number six on the list.

picture's not

I just sent you, I know, but that was the best I could find.

But I mean, still, looks like a nice touch to me.

You can see the button X Men Originals Wolverine.

8 8 firmness, this is called, Butt runs through a field of green and hides in a shed, It's adorable how scared this butt is of the world, but there's nothing to be scared of, We love you butt and give you only the best things in life, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Huh.

Top 10.

Huh.

Huh.

I'm stumped.

I'm in a swing.

I'll say Jake Gyllenhaal is in the top ten in 2014.

Oh, dear.

Sorry, Jake Gyllenhaal is actually number 13 on the

list.

He didn't quite make the top 10,

homophobic because he was in Brokeback Mountain.

I mean, there's, yeah, that's what I mean, there's some stuff to talk about at the end of this.

Alright, moving on,

It's a bad picture.

Zac

Efron!

Yes.

This is a picture of Neighbors where he's naked on the toilet.

Well, I don't have that one, but I couldn't get the butt in the shot, but I had to include it just because I was like, that's a hot shot, and the other one was like, not that great, but I'm sending Trey the pictures.

There's a picture.

Yes, that's the picture, right.

Yeah, how did I know?

I'm sorry, but he's so hot.

I can't even.

That awkward moment is the best place to find the butt, which I think is that toilet shot.

Another side butt worthy of a million front facing butts.

Zach's toilet pose proves butts can take any form and still be perfect.

He's beautiful.

The underwear shot is not as cute though.

No, but you can tell it's nice.

Yes.

Okay.

He's number nine?

That's interesting.

Okay.

Chris Evans,

Mm hmm.

I get the Hemsworth, Heaven, all of that

I know same, same,

Chris Evans.

Yeah, sure.

I'll say yes.

Trey, that is correct, Chris Evans is actually, can you guess what number he is?

He's probably, well, I'm going to say 10 because it

I just saw it, so it's number 10, he's

number 10 on the list,

guy.

He's from Varsity Blues.

He's from Varsity Blues.

Yes,

but you should apparently watch Not Another Teen Movie if you want to get the real

pre Captain America excellent tush.

he has the whipped cream

Yes.

bikini, That's like the spoof of Varsity Blues, yeah, got it.

Alright, so is that six for you so far?

Six right,

Okay, so

technically I have three more, but I don't think we need them.

I had some bonus rounds just in case.

We can make this the last guy.

Alright, Bradley Cooper.

Well, I'm fighting the urge to say I've worked with Bradley Cooper, but the world will never know,

Oh, yeah.

so this is the only ass I've seen in person.

Hmm.

I don't, ugh, I knew he was in like war movies, 2014, but we don't think of Bradley Cooper as like muscly, right?

Like I don't think of him as like a muscle man, I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say no, not in the top ten.

That is correct, Trey, I'm sending you that tush.

Trey, you killed that game.

Wait, who's on the right in this picture?

I don't know, but they're both cute.

I think, wait, Bradley's on the right.

Who's on the left?

Well, I think the butt on the right is better than the one on the left, is this Hangover stuff?

I've never seen Hangover.

I don't know.

I just, maybe,

yeah.

What can I say?

I know my butts.

Mm hmm.

You do know your butts.

That was excellent, Trey.

You got seven right and three wrong.

You really know your butts.

Wow.

Listeners, did you beat Trey?

Do you know even more butts than the Queen, Trey, themselves?

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Trey, very impressive.

What can I say?

I have my masters in butt divinity.

Ah, that's right.

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All right, we are back from that Tushalicious game break

and it's Trey.

frickalicious, make the boys

And it's Trey's turn.

Alright, so today I was responsible for the one star review from Yelp, and the one I'm gonna share with you is written by someone named Connor L.

And funny you talked about the picture because also this picture I'm gonna send to you of Connor, because I think it's a very interesting profile picture to have on Yelp.

You mentioned that Jeffery G., yeah, and I want you to look at Connor's profile picture

Okay.

and describe it to the audience.

Oh my.

Connor is wearing very tight salmon colored shorts

Yes, very

are sort of bunched up, we're sitting and reading a book, we're very muscular, we have a nice striped top, not so dissimilar from mine, except it's a tank top, so we get to see those nice muscles, but really getting a full frontal, if you will, of that bull,

Reading a book, you don't see the face or below the

no face,

It's a very interesting crop.

right?

I like the name Connor, though.

Well, I have issues with the name Connor, but we'll talk about that in the after show.

Got it.

Well, I can't wait to hear Connor's review, I mean, if that picture is any indicator of what's to come, I think that, uh, Connor's gonna be packing some heat, if you know what I mean.

Well, if you want to hear Connor's one star review that begins with all caps, DO NOT GO TO HER, SHE COULD HAVE LITERALLY KILLED ME,

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this week's After Show pod, as stated, we're taking a Thank you, Chels.

So on this week's After Show, we are both taking a spin on the Meryl Go Round, as well as rating and reviewing that opposite end of the spectrum written by Connor L.

Wow.

And I wonder why this was said.

No scrubs.

No, oh,

we just want

some scrubs, When you're scrubbing up in my butthole, Give me those scrubby scrubs, I want you clean when you're in my bootyhole.

Wow.

That's a horse of a different color.

But why would we say that?

But why?

But why?

But?

What?

Why?

But?

But why?

why?

But why?

But why?

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My butt like was like clenched throughout that entire review, just thinking

about that idea of having somebody up there, somebody like Trey with that wig and those gloves, I'm gonna have nightmares,

I am Dr.

Billion.

I love butts.

god,

Ass

also the bat flaps on the top of the gloves, if I showed up and you were giving me an anal exam, I think I would be very nervous, see

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