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You Can Call Me Gringo
Episode 61 • 24th September 2026 • onefjef • Jef Taylor
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I explain why the mezcal glasses in Mexico City cantinas have a cross on the bottom, why my apartment 601 is on the seventh floor, and why I'm not buying the Green Grow the Lilacs explanation for the word gringo. I also stab myself with an EpiPen.

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Onefjef There you go

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This is episode 61 of onefjef.

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Hey, episode 61

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I was walking out of my apartment building a couple days ago, and there

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was a guy coming in as I was leaving the building, and he was clearly a gringo.

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Like, like I'm clearly a gringo, right?

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But I still was like, "Hola." And he was like, "Hola," in return.

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And I was like, "Buenos, buenas noches," or whatever.

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It was buenas tardes at the time.

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And I walked away.

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We both did.

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And I was-- walked away, and I was like, "That was weird.

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We're both clearly gringos.

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Why did we not speak to each other?

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Why did we just go, 'Hey, how's it going?'" I don't know.

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It's a weird, like, um, how do you navigate that moment when

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you're saying hello in passing to who is clearly a gringo?

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But both of us did it, so it wasn't just me.

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If it was just me, I'd feel stupid.

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If he was like, "Hey, how's it going?" I was like, "Hola, buenas

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tardes," I would've felt stupid.

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But we both did it, and then we both kind of just walked away.

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Anyway, something to think about.

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Hello once again, my friends and friends and friends.

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How are we all doing?

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I ask this every week, and nobody ever responds.

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I never hear anything back.

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Perhaps it's the medium.

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Perhaps it's your laziness.

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I realize it's easier for me to ask you how you're doing than it is for

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you to tell me how you're doing.

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You'd have to actually, like, pick up your phone or get onto your email or

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whatever it is and just tappity tap, tap, and-- But I can just come on

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here and be like, "How are you doing?"

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And then get frustrated when nobody responds.

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But please let me know.

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Oh, and I think the power just went out in my apartment.

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It certainly did.

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Huh.

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There's no storm happening, so that's interesting.

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The only culprit I can think of as to why the power's out today

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is that there's construction going on, and it's been noisy all day.

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So either the construction made the power go out, or-- Although I still hear the

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construction, so no, it wasn't that.

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Who knows?

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Fortunately, this microphone runs on batteries, so, so

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I can continue to record.

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Thank you, God.

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There is, there is a God in the universe, and it has to do with batteries.

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Does the power go out a lot in your apartment there in Mexico City, Jef?

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I wouldn't say a lot.

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It's just probably the third or fourth time.

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The strange thing about it is it usually doesn't-- The times it's gone out,

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it hasn't gone out during a storm.

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It just goes out randomly in the middle of the day, like today, like right now.

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It's great that you could be here for this.

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It's very exciting.

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But yes, how am I doing?

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Well, I, I was doing great, and I guess I'm still doing

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great, but now the power's out.

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So I don't know if that affects my standard of living or quality of life.

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But I mean, right now it's not affecting my quality of life.

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But if it continues to be off, it will progressively get-- have more and more

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of an effect on my quality of life.

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But right now it's fine.

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There's no air conditioning, so it's not like I'm gonna get hot.

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Although it is hot outside.

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It's, it's been warm.

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Anyway I hope you're thriving, as I always do.

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And I mean that.

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I mean that.

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I really do hope you're thriving.

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I probably said that too.

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And I apologize for the sound of the jackhammer, whatever

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it is in the background.

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It's been, like, two or three days that's been going on.

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Whatever you're doing over there, guys, finish it up.

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Wrap it up, because I'm tired of hearing that.

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Tired of hearing it.

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Anyway, I am also thriving.

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Más o menos, I'm thriving.

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Yeah.

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What to talk about today?

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What to talk about?

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I was at a cantina with Estee last weekend drinking mezcal and listening

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to a, uh, traditional Mexican band play music in the corner.

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And I realized that, like, United States does not really have a traditional

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music scene like they do in Mexico.

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Mexico's got, like, mariachi bands.

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They've got other kinds of, like it's, like, what is that?

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Cumbia.

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There's all sorts of, like, traditional cumbias, not from… I wonder.

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I should probably look this up before I actually run my mouth about it.

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But there's many different kinds, from what I understand of, and it's very

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present of Mexican traditional music.

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There's mariachi bands all over the place all the time.

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You'll-- You can't wander around Mexico City without running into a mari-mariachi

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band at some point or another.

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And the United States, like, what, what's our equivalent?

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Like, bluegrass music?

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Country music?

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I don't know if that really checks out.

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But the reality is, is that Mexico is just an older country, like

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much, much, much older country.

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I mean, it's the oldest country in the Americas, so they've got

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a history that involves, you know, this traditional music.

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Whereas the United States, I mean, I guess we had a history that had

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traditional, you know, Native American music, but we quashed that real good.

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So I guess it would just be like bluegrass and I guess jazz, but that seems…

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I mean, blues, but yeah.

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I mean, I guess blues, but you don't really-- You're not seeing

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blues musicians just wandering around New York City playing music.

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Like, I mean, occasionally, but not like you see in Mexico City.

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People aren't hiring, like, a blues band to play all the traditional

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blues songs for their birthday party.

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Like, and they do that here

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Speaking of which, what I really wanna do, I have this terrace that I've

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mentioned like 1,000 times on the podcast, and it kind of overlooks a

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somewhat crowded area or is adjacent to.

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I wanna hire a mariachi band and have them play on my terrace for like one hour.

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So if anybody knows a mariachi band that I could hire for just an hour for, for a

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good price, I'll give you tequila or, you know, water or soda or tacos, whatever.

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I'll give you s- stuff.

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Just play, you know, play the hits, right?

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Play the hits.

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I, I, I would say "La Bamba's" gotta go on that list.

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I would say, uh, what is it?

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"Cielito Lindo".

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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

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It's a beautiful song, actually.

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It really is.

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Um

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La Cucaracha.

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Is that, is that a stereotype song?

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I don't know.

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I have not heard that song really since I've been here, so maybe it is.

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Anyway, mix it up, mix it up.

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But if you yourself are a mariachi band or are in a mariachi band or know

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a mariachi band that might wanna play on my terrace, that's 1-669-241-5882.

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Uno, seis, seis, nueve, dos, cuatro, uno, cinco, ocho, ocho, dos.

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Also, we were drinking mezcal, as I said, and if you've been in Mexico City

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drinking mezcal at like a cantina, 90% of the time the glass you drink, like the

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shot glass that y- you, they serve you mezcal out of has a cross at the bottom.

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Like you look at the bottom of the glass, and it has a, like a cross.

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You know, it's kind of like molded into the glass or whatever.

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And, uh, and it's because they, they got them from church.

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They're like the votive candle holders from Catholic churches repurposed as

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mezcal drinking containers, and nobody really agrees upon how it happened.

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I mean, there's obviously still churches, but like did they have a lot

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of leftover ones or… I don't know.

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Somebody told me that there's like a theory that mezcal producers used

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to like pray to get a good batch of mezcal and like light a candle, and

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they would use the same glass for the candle as the mezcal for some reason.

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I-- It's a strange story.

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And there's another one that said they used to-- Funerals, they would drink

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mezcal all through the night and they would run out of glasses, so they would

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start using the votive candle holders.

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Again, that seems like a stretch too.

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But anyway, they're from a church.

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They're from the church.

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They're from a church.

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They're from religious backgrounds.

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I imagine that they just make them with crosses on the bottom now as a tradition.

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They never were actually in a church, the ones that most

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cantinas or whatever have now.

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So there's a toast, hasta ver la cruz, which is until you see the cross.

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So it's like you gotta drink it like in one shot until you see the cross.

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Hasta ver la cruz.

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Kinda love it, but boy, that's a weird one, right?

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That's a weird one.

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Hasta ver la cruz, until you see the cross.

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Another weird thing that I was just thinking of, because the elevator was

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broken, uh, today and two days ago and two days before that, the elevator breaks a

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lot, is that the ground floor here, the, the ground floor is not one in Mexico.

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You don't start with one.

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You start with PB, was what the elevator will say, which is planta baja, which

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is like ground floor, basically.

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So if you live on the first floor, you live on the second

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floor in the United States.

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You follow me?

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For example, my apartment is 601.

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I'm in 701 because the first floor is planta baja

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I think I'm saying that right.

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PB.

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Very confusing for a while.

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Very confusing

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In Mexico, gringo usually refers to someone from the United States.

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I don't agree with this definition of the word.

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My definition of gringo would be a foreigner from any country who doesn't

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speak native Spanish, and that is based on the origin of the word gringo that is

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the most historically backed up, although not very widely believed, at least

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from people I've talked to in Mexico.

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A lot of people in Mexico believe that gringo comes from Well, a few places.

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There's a story about the Mexican-American War, and the soldiers, the American

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soldiers singing a song called Green Grow the Lilacs, and they turned

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Green Grow the Lilacs into gringo.

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This story is absurd, and there's many reasons why.

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First off, how many soldiers were singing this song that nobody's ever

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heard of, Green Grow the Lilacs?

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Never heard of it.

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The number of soldiers that would have had to be singing this idiotically

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named song would have been a lot in order for it to generate gringo.

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So no, absolutely not.

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That's dumb.

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In terms of a storytelling, fine, but in terms of, like, validity, it, it…

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No.

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Another one that I've heard is that the American soldiers wore

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green uniforms in the war, the Spanish-- uh, Mexican-American War,

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and so they would be like, "Green go," which also, uh, like what?

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What are you doing?

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We're reaching here.

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But I've had people insist to me that this is the origin of the word.

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The problem with this explanation is, is that the American military or the army in

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that war wore blue uniforms, apparently.

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So blue go, that doesn't work.

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No, doesn't work.

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Blue go, that'd be a weird way to call foreigners, blue go.

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Sounds like some sort of a skin disorder.

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You've got a blue go.

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Uh, yeah.

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Or a rock band, Blue Go.

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"Hello, everyone, we're Blue Go." Anyway, where gringo most likely comes

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from and where I believe it comes from, because it was-- Before the

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Spaniards even came to Mexico, they were saying gringo in Spain, so it's

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not about any Mexican-American war.

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So that's out.

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The most likely explanation, the one that I've read the most about and seems

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the most plausible to me, is that the Greek people, their language sounded

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like gibberish, so it's like we in United States English speakers would say,

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"It's Greek to me." Gr- griego, gringo.

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That's how the word came from, gringos.

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In most of Latin America, I'm told it refers just to, like, non-Latin Americans.

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But in Mexico, most of the people I've talked to say that it just refers

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to people from the United States.

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So I don't know.

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I have my beliefs, you have yours, but it's very, uh… It's not-- And,

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and people think it's an insult.

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It's not.

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I don't feel like it's an insult.

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I feel like it's just a word you use to describe the

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people who are not from there.

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Like, every country has this.

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In Korea, it was… There was miguk, which meant people who looked

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Korean or had Korean origin but were foreigners, like grew up in the States.

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And then miguk was just other foreigners, like white foreigners

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or whatever it is, miguk.

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So miguk, gringo, whatever, you know.

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I'm fine with it Interestingly, there's a taco called a gringa, which is like

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a, it's like an al pastor taco, or it's got al pastor pork, I guess, but it's

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in a flour tortilla with melted cheese.

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And apparently that came-- the, the word gringa for that comes from the

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fact that the gringas, the women, I guess, female foreigners used to

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like to have this on their tacos.

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That seems like bullshit to me, but that's what I've read.

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So I don't know what to tell you.

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I don't mind being a gringo.

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That's my-- The long and short of it is this, that I do not mind being a gringo.

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Feel free to call me that.

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I'd rather you call me Jef, but if you don't know my name is Jef,

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then you can just call me gringo

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Those of you who know me know that I have had my share of issues with

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clogging toilets over the years.

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I may have told many of the stories on here at some point or another, and I'm

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not gonna tell them all again because-- but there's some doozies in there.

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But yeah, I've clogged my share of toilets all over the world, and the toilet in this

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apartment that I'm in is, is not good.

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It clogs, like, more than any toilet I've ever used in my life.

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Like, literally every other day.

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More than every other day.

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It clogs a lot.

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I mean, luckily, there's a plunger right next to the toilet,

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but, like, it's excessive.

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And I thought, "This can't be right." Like, after a couple months, I was

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like, "This toilet's clogging too much."

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Once every couple days is too many times for a toilet to be clogging.

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So I thought, "I'll reach out to the landlord, and certainly they'll realize

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that this is not the way a toilet should function and will get to repairing

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it." 'Cause I opened the back of the toilet up, and you could clearly see

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there's not enough water going in there.

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So I did looked it up on the internet and asked AI what to do.

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I sent it some pictures, and it told me to turn this thing.

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It didn't turn.

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So, I mean, I think that the bobber thing is broken, right?

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So I, you know, get in touch with the landlord.

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We're texting back and forth.

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I send pictures, blah, blah, blah.

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They tell me to turn the thing that I already turned.

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I'm like, "Yeah, I already tried that." And then about a half an hour goes

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by, and I get a video of, like, how to replace the bobber valve on the toilet

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from YouTube with no commentary at all.

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And I wait for anything else, any kind of explanation, and so finally

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I'm like, "Hey, am I, uh, am I supposed to be fixing the toilet?"

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And the explanation I got was, "Yeah, because it's a personal preference

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thing. Like, just because the toilet is clogging more than you would like

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it to doesn't mean it's broken. It means that your preference is different

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than the way that the toilet is operating." Am I explaining this well?

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And I understand the point.

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I do.

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But I also would say if a toilet is clo-- I mean, one piece of

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toilet paper this thing clogs with.

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It's crazy.

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If your toilet is clogging every other day, there's

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something wrong with the toilet.

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I guess as long as it's flushing at all, then they're fine with it, as long as m-

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it continues to suck the waste into it.

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Which it does, but it takes quite a bit of finagling, quite

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a bit of, uh, sweet-talking

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And it's frustrating because it's a nice toilet.

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It's just seen better days.

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And it's even more frustrating because, like, I'm using the plungers a lot, a lot

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"Why don't you just replace the part yourself, Jef? They sent

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you a video of how to do it."

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And maybe I will.

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Maybe I will, but I don't really wanna have… I, I probably will

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What I should just do is get, like, thinner toilet paper.

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That's been another solution that's been posited to me, and I

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think that's actually a good idea.

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That's easier than repairing the toilet.

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Just get thinner toilet paper, because the toilet paper I have

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is actually, like, insanely thick.

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So maybe it is my fault.

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Gonna flip 180 on this one, so anyway.

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You don't have a good history with landlords, Jef.

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Like, the landlord from Columbus was, like, a psycho.

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The one from the last place in Roma Sur w- didn't give you your deposit

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back in spite of the fact that I hired a lawyer, and this one won't

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repair a clearly defective toilet.

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Maybe it's you, Jef.

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Maybe it's you.

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Maybe it is me.

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But what… Like, if it is, then what should I be doing differently?

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Please help me

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For those of you who don't know, I have a nut allergy.

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I'm allergic to all nuts and peanuts, which is a nut, but it's not a tree nut.

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Doesn't matter.

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But all the nuts.

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And I am usually, if not always, quite careful about not eating nuts.

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The last time I had a bad allergy attack or reaction to nuts was about 10 or 12

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years ago when I was living in New York.

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I was living with, uh, my girlfriend at the time, and she, and she

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accidentally, quote-unquote, "made me a veggie burger" that contained walnuts,

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and walnuts are one of the worst.

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Like peanuts, if I have a peanut, a little bit, I'm okay, but walnuts are really bad.

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And I went into anaphylactic shock, and long story short, I ended up

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having to go to the emergency room.

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It was a wild night.

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And on the box of veggie burgers, it said in big letters, "Contains walnuts."

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And w- our relationship wasn't doing very well at the time, so the joke was

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that she was, like trying to off me.

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Not a very funny joke, but nevertheless.

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It did actually, uh, you know, extend our relationship further than it

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would have been extended otherwise.

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It gave it another three or four months at that point.

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So in a sense, it worked, if that was the plan indeed.

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But yeah, I spent the whole night in the emergency room in Brooklyn, New York.

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It's a longer story.

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It's not pleasant, frankly.

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But I'm okay.

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I was okay.

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About a week ago, I had another allergy attack, the worst one I've had since

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that time 10 or 15 years ago I was over at my friend's apartment, and

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we were just hanging out and drinking some beers, and I was hungry, and

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she offered to make me some, like, egg, um, egg toast, egg on toast.

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And I was like, "Sure." And she made it for me, and then as soon as I

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finished eating it, or maybe about 20 minutes later, 10 minutes later,

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I started having this, you know, it was a tingling sensation in my mouth,

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which is usually how it starts.

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But I didn't think of anything of it at the time because the bread was

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sourdough bread, and the eggs were eggs.

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So there was nothing in this that would have caused me to have a reaction.

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But then I started to feel a little bit off, so I was like, "I should just go

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home. I don't feel great. I'm tired." So I left, and as I'm walking home, it

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starts to hit me, this allergy attack, and I'm having trouble breathing.

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Like, it's getting worse and worse to a degree that's, like, a little scary.

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Like, I'm really having to inhale deeply to catch my breath.

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And it was kind of raining, and so I couldn't get a car.

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So I was walking.

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It was about a 10, 15-minute walk back to my apartment, and I thought, "Well,

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when I get back to my apartment, I can just hit my asthma inhaler, my

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albuterol inhaler, and it'll be fine."

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But as I was walking, and I got closer, and it kept getting worse, I was

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thinking, "Well, maybe the albuterol's not gonna really help that much in

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this case." Anyway, I finally make it home, and by the time I get home,

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I was-- It wasn't, like, terrible.

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Like, I wasn't, like, gasping for breath, but I was having to do deep

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breaths to get all the air I needed.

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And I hit my asthma inhaler, like, three times, and it helps

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a little bit, but not a ton.

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I'm still… Like, I'm just sitting on my bed, and I'm just trying to, like,

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calm myself to re- like, relax my breath.

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And at this point, I know it's an allergic reaction.

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Like, this is the only… This is, like, anaphylaxis.

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And so I'm taking, like, very slow breaths, and it's not really getting

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better, and I'm starting to worry.

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I'm starting to think about my options.

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Do I call 911?

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911 is the same in Mexico.

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Do I, do I reach out to Estie and see if she can… I don't, I

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didn't know what I was gonna do.

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I was thinking about what happens if this continues to get worse.

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And then I remembered I have EpiPens.

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So I thought, "Oh, I've never used the EpiPens ever."

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I've always thought, "Well, if I have to use the EpiPen, like I know, if I have

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to sta-" 'Cause you basically have to stab yourself in the leg with a needle.

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Well, it's not quite as dramatic as that, but that's the action of it, right?

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You take the thing and stab yourself in the leg.

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Kinda like in Pulp Fiction when they stab the woman in the chest.

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That's, uh, epinephrine, I assume.

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When she's having an overdose, they stab her in the chest with epinephrine,

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but that's actually a syringe.

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This is just like, you don't see the needle.

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You just… Anyway.

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So I thought, well, maybe I have to-- maybe it's time I have

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to use one of these finally.

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And, uh, and then I couldn't find them.

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I always kept them-- I always keep them in my backpack, but they were in

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a different pocket than I normally keep them in, so I ended up going through

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all my luggage trying to find them, and meanwhile, I can't breathe that well.

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It was kind of comical if it wasn't so scary.

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Anyway, eventually, I found the EpiPens in another pocket, and I

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pull one out, and I ask AI how to do it, and it tells me, "Just stab

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it into your, like, outer thigh."

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And I sat there for a few minutes thinking, "Do I really wanna do this?

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Is this really something I need to do?" And then I thought, "Yeah, I should

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probably, I should probably do this.

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If there's a time to do it, I should do it now.

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I'm here in Mexico City.

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I gotta…" So I do it.

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I take the thing off, and I jam this thing into my leg, and it doesn't really hurt.

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It kind of… It's like a pin prick.

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And I didn't immediately start feeling better, but I did immediately or fairly

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immediately start feeling nauseous.

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So I go to the bathroom, and I kind of retch, but I didn't throw up.

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And, uh, then slowly but slowly, I started to feel better, but not, like, a lot.

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Like, not quickly and not a lot.

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And I don't know if that's because I used the epinephrine pen wrong

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or what, but it wasn't immediate.

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And there was a certain point where I thought, "Maybe I should use the other

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one," 'cause you can use them both.

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And apparently, that's why they sell two packs, because sometimes you need two.

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But I didn't use the other one, and I just kinda sat in my bed slowly just waiting

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it out, 'cause that's what you have to do.

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You just have to wait these things out.

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And slowly but surely, over the next hour, my breath thread returned

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to normal, and I started to feel slowly, slowly, slowly better.

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And I slept terribly that night 'cause epinephrine, like,

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jacks you up a little bit.

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But I'm okay.

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I'm okay.

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But it was scary.

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It was scary

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And I reached out to my friend the next day to see if there was,

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you know, if there were nuts in the bread or what, and nothing.

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Like, I still have no idea what caused it.

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No idea.

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And that's the hardest part, is not knowing.

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The most likely culprit it-- that I can imagine is that the store that

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she bought the bread at, she had it sliced in the store, that the blade

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had sliced some very nutty bread before it sliced the sourdough.

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But I really don't know.

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I really don't know.

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And the reason that sucks is 'cause there's no… Like, I already go out of my

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way to avoid nuts, but, like, what could I have done better in this situation?

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I, I just don't know.

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'Cause I usually don't have issues with cross-contamination.

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I've never had an issue with it.

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You know, all the packaging that says, "Made in a facility that

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manufactures with nuts," I have never once had an issue with that, ever.

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But if this is the case, in this case, then yeah, it's a little bit scary.

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It's a little bit fucked up.

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But it's also good to have a reminder of your own mortality,

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I suppose, now and again.

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Make you appreciate your life a little more than you do.

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Make you stop taking things for granted as much as you were for a little bit

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As someone who grew up with childhood asthma and has, you know, had issues

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with that my whole life, you become very familiar with the feeling of not being

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able to breathe or catch your breath

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And it's a very unpleasant feeling.

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Like, I've had it, you know, many times over my life, this feeling of

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not being able to catch your breath

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And I don't know if people who haven't experienced that can

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really understand how it feels to not be able to breathe properly.

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But it's not fun.

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It's not fun.

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It's scary.

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But at least now I know what using an EpiPen is like and that I can

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do it and it's not that scary, so.

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And I have one left.

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They don't sell them in Mexico City apparently or Mexico.

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Uh, they just sell like s- like, you know, vials of epinephrine

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and a needle, and I'm not sure.

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I mean, I guess in a real pinch I could do it, but I think I'd much rather do

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an EpiPen if worse came to worse again.

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So when I go back to the States, I gotta get some more EpiPens.

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But, but yeah, I'm okay.

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Don't worry about me.

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I'm fine.

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And there were several points during that night when I thought, "If I was

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living in the United States, would I have called 911 by this point?"

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And I don't think I would have

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I don't think I would have.

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I feel like there was a very definite line that I feel like I would have

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had to cross to get to the 911 part.

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And maybe many of you are thinking, "Oh, you should have called 911 right away."

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Maybe that's the case, but I don't know.

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I feel like I have a pretty astute sense of my physical well-being after, um,

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dealing with allergies and illness for a lot, you know, a big part of my life.

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So I'm pretty astute about that, and I feel like I, I have a pretty

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good gauge for when I need further assistance and when I don't

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Anyway

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Be careful out there, everyone

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If anybody's wondering what's going on with Pepe and Rojo, the squirrels,

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I have not seen them for a while.

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I think that it didn't take them long to just say, well, Pepe was

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the only one who got an avocado.

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Rojo never got anything.

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But I think Rojo suspected that Pepe had got some good stuff

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because Rojo was acting differently, like, after Pepe got the avocado.

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Maybe Pepe told him, but I doubt it.

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But, like, maybe Rojo smelled something.

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I don't know.

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But yeah, they were both getting in.

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Pepe, of course, was just coming right up to the screen, "Where's more

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food? Where's more food?" And then eventually has just stopped, I guess,

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coming, which makes me a little sad.

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But I think between having Pepe come and shit on my porch and not

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having Pepe come and not shit on my porch, I think I'll take the latter.

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I think I will.

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If Pepe could be a reasonable squirrel and just accept my gifts without immediately

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wanting more and being a dick about it, then maybe I would accept them.

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Maybe I'd be okay with her, I'm sorry, coming more often.

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But no, Pepe.

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Pepe's a greedy, spiteful little bitch, and I'm not sorry.

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Rojo, I don't know how you are.

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I haven't really interacted with you enough.

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You seem great.

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You seem old, though.

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Your tail's not looking so good.

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Anyway, that's what's happening there

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I was walking through Cibelis tonight, the traffic circle right by my apartment here,

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and I walked through, uh, this restaurant that I've gone to quite a few times.

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I've gone there, and then me and Este have gone there.

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It's, it's a cute little outdoor brunchy, also pizza place, two

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restaurants in one kind of a thing.

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Good enchiladas.

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I was walking through there last night, and there was, like, a guy playing

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clarinet in the middle of the restaurant.

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Like, it's an outdoor restaurant, and there's all sorts of activity happening.

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There's tables, people laughing and all.

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People having fun.

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It's Thursday night, whatever.

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It was just joyful, and I had a thought because what's happened to

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me lately, I think in the last month, I've been having trouble sleeping.

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I don't really know why.

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I mean, I kind of have kind of been playing it off to, like, oh,

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maybe, you know, I get in these-- everybody gets these ups and downs.

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It's like an ocean, you know, the waves.

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It's l- what the emotional life is like, I feel like, as a human being.

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It's a wave, you know, up and down, up and down, up and down, and you just

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gotta wait for the next up, really.

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But I don't think that's necessarily it.

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I think there's a lot going on with my brain this month because this month I

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feel like is the month that living in Mexico City started to feel normal.

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I was talking to my friend Greg on the phone yesterday, and he, he said

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something to the effect of, "Does it still-- does it feel normal there now?

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Does it feel like…" And it was a good question because I really hadn't

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thought about it, but I-- after we got off the phone, I realized,

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eh, it does kinda feel normal now.

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And maybe that's part of the problem.

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I've allowed my brain to start seeing this experience as being normal

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which, in a sense, it is, but also it isn't, and it never will be to me.

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Anyway, I was walking through the restaurant there in Cibelis, and

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there's the guy playing clarinet and many tables of people laughing

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and drinking and everything, and it was very Mexico City to me.

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It was just a, you know, the, the, the weather's beautiful right now.

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It's a beautiful night.

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There's a breeze.

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It's just-- It was just very pretty, and I stopped and I thought,

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like, "This is why I moved here," this moment right here, this.

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This guy playing clarinet in this cute little outdoor cafe.

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Like, this is why I moved here.

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I just forgot that this city was so charming, and I, and I lost

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perspective on my life here.

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It's funny how the brain does that, isn't it?

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And it's so fast and nefarious you don't even realize it happened.

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And then a moment comes around and you're like, "Oh, it

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happened. Now I gotta remember."

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And I guess that'll be it for this episode of onefjef.

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Why not, right?

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Let's make it it.

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We've all done a lot today.

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We've talked about quite a bit.

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As always, thank you for listening.

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I'll be back with another interview next week.

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I don't know who, but whoever it is, it'll be good.

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Um, yeah, and if you call that number, I will never make-- sing that version of the

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I'm glad you guys could be here for that.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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It's like some random person will be like, "Oh, I like the-- whatever.

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However this guy rambles, I like that." So you never know.

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So you might know somebody like this in your life.

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You have no idea.

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So yeah, send this episode to them and say, "You might like this,

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Ugh, that's negative.

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Sorry.

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And I'm going to wrap this episode up with a horoscope that I took a screenshot of.

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I, I… Let's see what year it was.

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October 6th, 2024.

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I'm a Sagittarius.

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I believe this is from the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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I'm not sure if it's a syndicated horoscope or where they get it from, or

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somebody there just writes it, but… And they give you one to five stars

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as well for your day, which is weird.

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The three-star day for Sagittarius.

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"You are the traveler of the zodiac. Today, you're aware of the

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suffering in different countries and the plight and suffering of people

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of all ages. Tonight, you win."

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That's a funny… I mean, I don't think it's intended to be a joke.

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I think it's intended to be sincere.

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Anyway, good job whoever writes the horoscopes for the Cleveland Plain

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Dealer or whoever wrote them in 2024.

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I appreciate your, uh, creativity, I guess.

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Yeah, and now I have to edit this and release it to the internet and hope

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that the power doesn't go out again

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I'll see you next week.

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Very good, Jeffrey

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