Get ready to chuckle, 'cause we’re diving into some wild “Sound Statistics” today!
52% of adults do THIS more than they did as kiddos
Guys with bigger this are more likely to gamble on horses
28% of women shed tears over their first this
Transcripts
Speaker A:
It's haystack.
Speaker A:
And it's time for sound statistics, where I give you a weird statistic and then a sound effect is a hint because apparently I found a way to make trivia nerdier and noisier all at the same time.
Speaker B:
Sound statistics.
Speaker B:
Guess the number, hear the clue.
Speaker B:
Sound statistics.
Speaker B:
Sound statistics.
Speaker B:
Hey, Stacks, got a question for you.
Speaker A:
All right, here we go.
Speaker A:
Question number one.
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52% Of people say they do this more as an adult than they did as a child.
Speaker A:
52% Do this more as an adult than they did as a child.
Speaker A:
And that could be a lot of things.
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Complaining about being tired, getting excited about canceling plans, walking into a room and forgetting where they're at.
Speaker A:
All right, here's your sound effect.
Speaker A:
What in the world?
Speaker A:
I'm going to do that one more time.
Speaker A:
That is a crinkle of a candy wrapper.
Speaker A:
The answer is eating candy.
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52% Of people admit they eat more candy as adults than they did as kids, proving adulthood is basically just childhood with a debit card and no bedtime.
Speaker A:
All right, number two.
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According to a study, men with larger ones are more likely to bet on horses.
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Now, be careful.
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Don't.
Speaker A:
Don't run too far with this one, okay?
Speaker A:
This is a family show.
Speaker A:
I need to keep my job.
Speaker A:
Men with larger ones are more likely to bet on horses.
Speaker A:
I had trouble figuring out a sound effect for this, but here's what I came up with.
Speaker A:
That's the hint.
Speaker A:
Let's do it again, Huh?
Speaker A:
It's like a game show.
Speaker A:
Correct answer.
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Who gets correct answers?
Speaker A:
Really smart people.
Speaker A:
The answer, iq.
Speaker A:
Men with a larger IQ are more likely to bet on horses, which I think is kind of fascinating.
Speaker A:
Nothing says genius like looking at a thousand pound animal named Biscuit Tornado and going, there's my retirement plan.
Speaker A:
Let's do one more.
Speaker B:
What do you say?
Speaker A:
We're having a good time with this.
Speaker A:
Let's see here.
Speaker A:
Question three.
Speaker A:
The first one of these has made 28% of women cry.
Speaker A:
Now, to be fair, your first anything can be emotional.
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Your first love, your first job, your first car payment, the first time you make a noise getting out of a chair and go, oh, no, this is my life.
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Now here is your sound effect.
Speaker A:
Well, I think I actually knew what that.
Speaker A:
Well, of course I know what that is.
Speaker A:
Can.
Speaker A:
All right, here, I'll give you another chance at it.
Speaker A:
I love that sound.
Speaker A:
I don't know why it's such a unique sound.
Speaker A:
That's the sound of an.
Speaker A:
Of an ironing steam release, right?
Speaker A:
What do you get rid of with a Steam iron.
Speaker A:
Wrinkles.
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28% Of women say their first wrinkle made them cry, which is unfair.
Speaker A:
I mean, men get their first wrinkle.
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We call it character.
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Women get one tiny line, and suddenly the bathroom mirror is a hostile work environment.
Speaker A:
There you go.
Speaker A:
That's sound statistics.
Speaker A:
It's weird number.
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It's strange clues.
Speaker A:
It's proof that trivia is always better when it comes with sound effects.
