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From UFOs to Walruses: Dive Into This Week's Wildest News!
Episode 13925th September 2024 • The Mark G Show • Mark G
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This week on The Mark G Show, we dive into the bizarre world of breaking news, starting with the outrageous revelation of a UFO sighting over a Florida beach that has reignited debates about extraterrestrial life. From there, the episode takes a wild turn, featuring a heartwarming tale of the world's smallest kangaroo born in New Zealand, and a comical account of a walrus that took a nap on a couch in Russia. We also tackle serious topics, including the alarming state of recruitment in the military and potential consequences if the U.S. gets drawn into another conflict. With plenty of humor and casual banter, we explore the intersection of serious issues and the oddities of everyday life, making sure to keep you entertained while you stay informed. Tune in for laughs, insights, and a lively discussion that covers the full spectrum of this week’s headlines!

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The Mark G Show delivers a captivating episode that mixes the serious and the surreal, providing listeners with a rich tapestry of commentary on current events and quirky news. The episode kicks off with an intense discussion on the recent assassination attempt against Donald Trump, where hosts Mark G and Gary G dissect the implications of the FBI's release of information surrounding the incident. This portion of the episode is infused with a blend of humor and seriousness, especially when AI Trump makes his entrance, offering comedic relief amidst the weighty topic. The hosts delve into the motivations behind such actions from law enforcement, raising questions about the political climate and potential ramifications.


Transitioning from the serious to the bizarre, the hosts navigate through an array of odd news stories that are both entertaining and thought-provoking. From a walrus causing chaos in Norway to UFO sightings in Florida, Mark and Gary’s banter keeps the audience engaged as they share laughter and personal anecdotes related to these strange occurrences. The hosts also touch on critical issues such as mental health in schools, particularly how discussions on depression and anxiety should be handled sensitively, highlighting the importance of parental involvement in these matters. The juxtaposition of serious themes and light-hearted stories throughout the episode keeps the content dynamic and engaging, appealing to a broad audience.


As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts reflect on the conversations and encourage listener participation, reinforcing the community aspect of the podcast. They invite their audience to engage with the show on social media and share their thoughts on the topics discussed. The Mark G Show consistently proves to be a go-to podcast for those seeking a mix of insight, humor, and entertainment, making it a valuable addition to anyone’s podcast lineup. With its unique blend of stories and commentary, this episode is a testament to the show's commitment to keeping listeners informed while also providing a good laugh.

Companies mentioned in this episode:

  • John Deere
  • Blackrock
  • Foxconn

Transcripts

Mark G:

Them to run their mouths about politics.

Mark G:

Politics, politics.

Mark G:

Shmolitics.

Mark G:

Well, little did you know, they can run their mouths about other stuff as well.

Mark G:

This is the Mark G show.

Mark G:

They have a natural curiosity about just about everything from aliens, the paranormal, to the biggest natural disasters that have ever occurred on planet Earth and everything in between.

Mark G:

Two brothers from another mother ripping it up.

Mark G:

And oh, no, we don't record the show.

Mark G:

We have the balls to do it live.

Mark G:

-:

Mark G:

Let's do it.

Mark G:

This is the Mark G show.

Mark G:

And now your hosts, Mark G and Gary Ghdev.

Gary G:

What is going on, everybody?

Gary G:

How's it going, everybody?

Gary G:

Let me bring back in our replacement for Zach.

Gary G:

We got a I trump coming in only for a moment, folks, but first let me get some intros out of the way.

Gary G:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Mark G.

Gary G:

You're a lovely host of the show.

Gary G:

I got my brother Gary G with me.

Gary G:

Gary, what is going on, my man?

Gary G:

How are you?

AI Trump:

I am on par for the night.

AI Trump:

I'm shoving a bunch of food into.

Gary G:

My face because I'm sure you are.

Gary G:

You're probably shoving that meat in your mouth, aren't you?

AI Trump:

Yeah, baby.

Gary G:

I figured as much, man.

Gary G:

I figured as much.

Gary G:

We knew how much you love that meat.

AI Trump:

I shoved the nuts in a little bit earlier.

Gary G:

Now it's just the meat.

Gary G:

Ladies and gentlemen, we also have AI Trump.

Gary G:

AI Trump is only paying us a small visit.

Gary G:

We got a special birthday out there, and it was a request, and I couldn't deny the request because, hey, it's my aunt.

Gary G:

So with that being said, we're going to ask Mister AI Trump to wish my aunt Tracy a happy birthday.

Gary G:

Oh, give me 1 second.

Gary G:

Let me turn off these requests on tick tocks.

Gary G:

We cannot take a guess right now.

Gary G:

There we go, sir.

Gary G:

Today is Tracy Dodge waltz or Tracy waltz's birthday.

Gary G:

Can you wish Tracy waltz a happy birthday?

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Happy birthday, Tracy.

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Hope it's a tremendous day full of winning.

Gary G:

I believe it is.

Gary G:

Tracy right now is suffering on her birthday with COVID Sir.

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That sucks bigly.

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Get well soon, Tracy.

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You'll beat it.

Gary G:

Thank you, Mister AI Trump, for coming out here and wishing Tracy waltz a happy birthday.

Gary G:

We're going to go ahead and let you go, sir.

Gary G:

We know you're a busy AI.

Gary G:

Whoops.

Gary G:

Gary's got a question for you.

Gary G:

Hold on.

AI Trump:

Is he going to sing her happy birthday or.

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

I can see.

:

Believe me, it was strange being here at the mark show.

Gary G:

Hold on, sir.

Gary G:

Hold on.

Gary G:

Gary is wondering, actually, can you sing Tracy happy birthday for us?

Gary G:

Speaker two?

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Believe me, that'd be tremendous fun.

Gary G:

Fantastic.

Gary G:

All right, if you can, for us, sir, before we let you go, can you sing happy birthday to Tracy waltz for us?

AI Trump:

Speaker two?

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Absolutely.

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The mark show.

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Just give me a sec.

:

To mentally prepare myself for this epic performance, I've got to get into character first.

Gary G:

All right, y'all, let's see if we get I Trump to sing happy birthday to my aunt.

Gary G:

Let's find out here.

Gary G:

He already said happy birthday, too, but can he sing happy birthday doing something?

Gary G:

I don't think he can.

Gary G:

I think we glitched him out.

Gary G:

Is he, is he preparing his vocal boxes?

Gary G:

Maybe I did hit record, Don.

Gary G:

Renee.

Gary G:

Thank you.

Gary G:

All right, y'all.

Gary G:

He can't sing it.

Gary G:

All right, sir.

Gary G:

All right, sir, we understand.

Gary G:

You cannot sing it.

Gary G:

Just go ahead.

Gary G:

Once again, wish Tracy waltz a happy birthday.

Gary G:

We'll let you go.

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Believe me.

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Happy birthday, Tracy.

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Now, where am I?

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Why am I here?

Gary G:

Yeah, he's starting to sound like Biden.

Gary G:

All right, we're going to bring in Zack's replacement tonight.

Gary G:

Give me 1 second, y'all.

Gary G:

We're going to bring in Zack's replacement.

Gary G:

I got to find him again real quick.

Gary G:

We got the perfect replacement for Zach tonight.

Gary G:

This guy actually seemed a little bit cooler than Zack.

Gary G:

Y'all just got to bear with me here as I find him.

Gary G:

Gary and I during the beginning, a couple of people on tick tock artists.

Gary G:

Is he.

Gary G:

But is he still trying to sing?

Gary G:

Oh, dear God.

Gary G:

AI Trump.

Gary G:

For those who are listening on Apple and Spotify right now, AI Trump is still trying to sing as I'm looking for Zach's replacement.

Gary G:

I wish this app that I use to do this AI stuff actually allowed me to save these AI's because, yeah, I'm looking for the guy right now.

Gary G:

It's a pain in the ass.

Gary G:

We're looking for the joker, ladies and gentlemen.

Gary G:

We're bringing in.

Gary G:

Here he is.

Gary G:

His name is Al AI Jonkler.

Gary G:

We're going to bring him in and with him up on the board, what we're going to do is we are going to remove the AI not real because we don't need that with him.

Gary G:

We only need that with AI Trump.

Gary G:

All right, there we go.

AI Trump:

But what if people are thinking that this guy is really a bringer of chaos and a real human being?

Gary G:

Well, then they might want to go get their heads checked.

Gary G:

All right, let me just.

Gary G:

I welcome in, my friend.

Gary G:

We're going to call you Zach tonight.

Gary G:

You are live on the Mark G show.

Gary G:

We're recording a podcast on every platform.

Gary G:

Are you ready?

Zach:

Absolutely.

Zach:

Let's do this.

Gary G:

Fantastic.

Gary G:

I'm Mark G, the host, and then we also have my brother, Gary G.

Gary G:

Who also joins us in this podcast.

Zach:

Sounds like a fun crew.

Zach:

Looking forward to shaking things up a bit.

Gary G:

Oh, we are as well.

Gary G:

I mean, just so you're aware, Gary's currently shoving meat into his mouth as we're getting ready to record this.

AI Trump:

This is broccoli now.

Zach:

Sounds like Gary's got some serious hunger pangs going on.

Zach:

Better clear those plates quick before he starts gnawing on the furniture.

Gary G:

I think there's already bite marks on his chair.

Gary G:

To be honest with you, that's not from hunger.

Zach:

But, boy, better watch out for those chairs.

Zach:

They might start biting back.

Gary G:

Dear God.

Gary G:

Hi, Joe.

Gary G:

So this is Zach's replacement tonight.

Gary G:

Since Zach can't make it, we'll see how well he works out.

Gary G:

First and foremost, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to talk about a couple of things off the bat to get them out of the way.

Gary G:

We got p.

Gary G:

Diddy that we're going to talk about right after we talk about the assassination attempt on Donald J.

Gary G:

Trump.

Gary G:

That's right.

Gary G:

There was a secondary one, and there was some information released by the FBI.

Gary G:

That makes me wonder why they even released this information, because it almost sounds like a three letter agency.

Gary G:

The FBI might be wanting something to happen to Donald J.

Gary G:

Trump.

Gary G:

I'm not sure if Gary's even heard what they read about the letter, but late, ladies and gentlemen, let me reiterate a couple of things to you.

Gary G:

The guy that did the attempted assassination, or tried to, he didn't even get a fire off a shot, luckily, is Ryan Wesley routh.

Gary G:

He was arrested after an attempted assassination of former President Donald J.

Gary G:

Trump at his golf course in Florida.

Gary G:

Armed with multiple firearms, Ralph had staked out the area for weeks before making his move.

Gary G:

Fortunately, the attempt was foiled and no one was harmed.

Gary G:

The FBI agent was able to spot the tip of the firearm through the fence and fired off a couple of shots at the perp.

Gary G:

Scared him away.

Gary G:

The perp got in the car, and local PD busted the perp.

Gary G:

I think it was, like, the next town over.

Gary G:

They were able to bust him with cameras.

AI Trump:

Now, am I connecting the dots right here?

AI Trump:

Because I did read something that they were saying that this guy had, like, a.

AI Trump:

An ongoing rap sheet of, like, getting busted for all sorts of shit.

AI Trump:

Like, he's he's.

Gary G:

He's a felon.

Gary G:

Yeah, he's a felon.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

And he has gun charges.

AI Trump:

Gun charges and, like, abating, like, driving without a driver's license.

AI Trump:

Like, basically this.

AI Trump:

The article I read was that he was playing cat and mouse with the police and basically just.

AI Trump:

Just cycling in and out of the system and just thought that he was, like, untouchable.

AI Trump:

Is that this guy?

Gary G:

That's this guy.

Gary G:

He's also the one that flew out to Ukraine and hung out with the ukrainian armies and the trenches and everything else.

AI Trump:

Fucking wild, man.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

And he has ties to blackrock, kind of like the first guy.

AI Trump:

Does he really?

Gary G:

He does.

AI Trump:

What are his ties to Blackrock?

AI Trump:

He wasn't in a commercial, was he?

Gary G:

I don't think he was in a commercial.

Gary G:

I can't remember the ties.

Gary G:

I see Maya saying.

Gary G:

I remember hearing, even fox talking about it, that he has ties to Blackrock, which is another questionable thing.

Gary G:

Right?

Gary G:

Like, is Blackrock in on this attempted assassination of Donald J.

Gary G:

Trump?

Gary G:

But not only that, the FBI released a letter that Roth wrote prior to the assassination attempt addressed to the world.

Gary G:

Now, remind you.

Gary G:

You remember when that person that had an identity crisis did a school shooting and it took forever to have them release.

Gary G:

I don't even know what it was at her.

Gary G:

Released her itinerary on the shooting.

Gary G:

I came what he called.

Gary G:

I'm just going to call the itinerary.

Gary G:

It took him forever to release that, right?

Gary G:

Like, everybody had to fight tooth and nail to get that over with.

Gary G:

Now here the FBI released the information.

Gary G:

Let me read this letter to you and see what your response is when you hear this letter.

Gary G:

This wasn't an assassination attempt on Donald Trump, but I failed you.

Gary G:

I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster.

Gary G:

It is up to you now to finish the job.

Gary G:

Ralph even offered $150,000 to anyone willing to complete the assassination.

Gary G:

He had a history of criminal activity, including possessing of illegal firearms, and prosecutors are arguing that he possesses a significant threat to society with a lengthy criminal background and signs of instability.

Gary G:

Ralph is currently held without bail.

Gary G:

So in this letter, he offered $150,000 addressed to the world.

AI Trump:

Okay, that's what I was gonna say.

AI Trump:

Who's that addressed to?

Gary G:

It was addressed to the world.

Gary G:

So when you take that into consideration, the FBI allowed this letter to be released.

Gary G:

That's why I'm reading it.

Gary G:

But in our reality, why in the world with the FBI release at unless the FBI is playing a game of cat mouse right now, could they potentially helping to push the crazy, the loonies out there to sit there and think they can make an easy 150k if they go try to do this attempted assassination on Trump.

Gary G:

To me, that just seems bullshit.

Gary G:

For them to release that.

Gary G:

That should have been quiet.

AI Trump:

I mean, yeah, it should have been quiet, but at the end of the day, whoever either attempts anything like that or whatever the case is, like, they're suicide mission.

Gary G:

No, it's a suicide mission.

AI Trump:

So to.

AI Trump:

And basically, it's.

AI Trump:

What they want to do is put their name in the history books.

AI Trump:

Nothing to do with.

AI Trump:

With any amount of money or whatever.

AI Trump:

It's.

AI Trump:

They're just trying to get their name in the history books.

Gary G:

Oh, exactly.

Gary G:

Nucleus is also saying that there's a video of this guy being bused in to a Harris rally.

Gary G:

He was also on a video with crew bused in for the Harris rally.

AI Trump:

Busted in from where?

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

I think almost every Harris is a rally.

Gary G:

She has buses that show up.

Gary G:

There's multiple buses that show up.

Gary G:

So, you know, that.

Gary G:

That's.

Gary G:

That's a whole nother story about Harris have.

Gary G:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

Actors.

Gary G:

Oh, exactly.

AI Trump:

People.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

I mean, hell, she's got to get celebrities to show up just to even make it look like she's got a packed crowd.

Gary G:

Yeah, I mean, that's.

AI Trump:

It is crazy.

Gary G:

Absolutely.

Gary G:

Dude, I made a video.

Gary G:

Oh, he owned a business in Hawaii as well.

Gary G:

Gravy saying.

AI Trump:

That's interesting.

Gary G:

Very well, I think he married somebody in Hawaii, and then right after he married her, he flew off to frickin Ukraine.

Gary G:

Juice.

Gary G:

Joker is a guy that's joining us tonight in replace of Zack.

Gary G:

He does talk, but he's kind of just chilling there.

Gary G:

I would say Joker.

Gary G:

What he thinks while we're.

Gary G:

Wait, while Gary's researching.

Gary G:

Hey, Zach, what is your current thoughts on the gentleman?

Gary G:

Not the gentleman.

Gary G:

The guy who did an attempted assassination on Donald J.

Gary G:

Trump for the second time.

Gary G:

Speaker one.

Zach:

I think it's a tragic situation all around.

Zach:

Violence is never the answer, regardless of political differences.

Zach:

This highlights the need for better mental health support and de escalation strategies.

Gary G:

I mean, I can't.

Gary G:

I can't disagree with that.

Zach:

It's crazy how this keeps happening.

Zach:

Two attempts in two months.

Zach:

That's wild.

Zach:

Seems like security protocols need a major overhaul.

Zach:

If someone can walk right up to a former president with an assault rifle, mental health is definitely a factor, but so is access control.

Zach:

This is a massive failure on multiple levels.

Gary G:

Damn.

AI Trump:

The Joker makes a good point.

Gary G:

The Joker does make a good point.

Gary G:

He actually went like, dude, he actually knew there was two assassination attempts within a two month timeframe.

Gary G:

That's fucking crazy.

AI Trump:

The Joker is more.

AI Trump:

Better.

AI Trump:

He's better.

AI Trump:

Well, better spoken than Zach.

Gary G:

He is.

Gary G:

He knows a little bit more about the stuff that's going on.

Gary G:

I mean, shit, Zach, we may have a replacement on you.

Gary G:

You better.

Gary G:

You better pick up your game, Zach, to what you're looking up over there.

Gary G:

Gary.

AI Trump:

So just a couple of things.

AI Trump:

I don't know, just as, like, two things that I read today on Trump that seemed less than ideal, I guess, you know.

AI Trump:

John Deere tractors.

Gary G:

Yes.

Gary G:

John Deere track.

Gary G:

Yep.

AI Trump:

So there was.

AI Trump:

I didn't read the full article because I was at work and I was just kind of skimming through the headlines and, you know, speed reading through these articles.

AI Trump:

But one of the things I saw that Trump threatened to a 200% tariff on John Deere if they were to move their production to Mexico.

AI Trump:

So I understand why he would threaten that.

AI Trump:

Because he wants to keep manufacturing here.

Gary G:

Right.

AI Trump:

So I understand that, but I don't like that.

AI Trump:

I think that's a pretty interesting move.

AI Trump:

And one of the things that I, again, I need to do a little bit more of a deep dive on this, but it says that Trump wants to lure foreign companies by offering them access to federal land.

AI Trump:

I don't know what that means.

Gary G:

Speaker one, I think basically what he wants to do is he wants to bring their companies over here, but I have american workers in the facilities working to bring more american jobs.

AI Trump:

Yeah, but why is it worded offering them access to federal land?

AI Trump:

Like, I don't.

AI Trump:

I don't understand what that means.

Gary G:

Right.

AI Trump:

Because, you know, one of the things that I think look like, we're a capitalistic country, and we're all about owning shit and then selling it for a profit.

AI Trump:

And I get that.

AI Trump:

I'm all about that.

AI Trump:

I like that.

AI Trump:

But there should be a limited amount of land that foreign nations and their governments or whatever should be allowed to own.

AI Trump:

And, like, certain restrictions on where I, those properties should be.

AI Trump:

Right.

AI Trump:

Like, instead of, like, owning a bunch of land in Wyoming or Idaho or anywhere within, like, a fucking, maybe 500 miles range of any of our military bases, you know, China shouldn't be able to own that or any adversary or whatever ally.

AI Trump:

Doesn't matter.

AI Trump:

I feel like there needs to be some sort of restrictions on that.

AI Trump:

And so when I read this, that was the first thing that my brain went to was like, what does this mean exactly?

AI Trump:

Like, that's kind of a, kind of like a tricky.

AI Trump:

It's worded tricky enough to like, make me go, mmm, I don't know if I like that.

AI Trump:

So I need to look into it a little bit more.

AI Trump:

Just, like, perusing through it right now.

AI Trump:

$10 billion investment by Taiwan electronics giant Foxconn in Wisconsin.

AI Trump:

So it create 13,000 new jobs, which is great, but what does it mean by offering them access to federal land?

Gary G:

Might be leasing out the federal land to them.

Gary G:

So the federal government also get a piece of the pie.

AI Trump:

I just don't want them to own, you know, like.

Gary G:

Right.

AI Trump:

I mean, Americans want to own property and they can't.

AI Trump:

And then you're starting to offer these international companies property to, like, move in here.

AI Trump:

So they own the assets, which means they own the land, they own the factory and all that.

AI Trump:

I don't necessarily think I like that.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

I mean, if he's leasing it out to him, I don't see where there's a problem because America is still getting a piece of that pie.

Gary G:

They're not owning the property.

Gary G:

They're not owning the federal land, but the federal land is being leased out to them at a certain fund.

Gary G:

And it might be like, some grants available as long as, like, a large percentage of american citizens are the ones that are being hired.

Gary G:

I mean, that is something that we'd have to look into to see what that is in Trump's plan.

Gary G:

Like, that's something that really has to be looked into a little bit more.

Gary G:

But, I mean, it could be, in all reality, good as long as we're not selling the federal land to them.

Gary G:

But if we're leasing, if we're leasing the federal land to them, I don't see an issue as Gary's trying to research more of that over there.

AI Trump:

Yeah, it's like, to me, it's a genuine concern.

AI Trump:

I don't, I don't like it.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

There's also the other thing, too, that Trump's currently in hot water on.

Gary G:

It's all over x right now.

Gary G:

And I'm not sure if these people bitching they have, if they have any legitimacy behind their bitching.

Gary G:

Trump was at a grocery store and he paid, he gave the lady $100 to pay towards her grocery, which is great.

Gary G:

I think that's awesome.

Gary G:

Right?

Gary G:

But supposedly now people are saying that that is a federal crime for him.

AI Trump:

To pay for some, pay him to.

Gary G:

Pay for somebody's groceries.

Gary G:

They're saying that he's buying the person's vote.

Gary G:

But I can't seem to think that that'd be it because Trump does a lot of stuff for a lot of people.

Gary G:

Look at that little boy there.

Gary G:

I think there's a boy that's suffering.

Gary G:

I don't.

Gary G:

My wife knows, I think his name is Liam, is a child that's suffering from cancer.

Gary G:

And, you know, Trump shows that boy so much love.

Gary G:

Matter of fact, Trump brought him to one of the rallies out, bad game, his birthday, birthday gift and stuff like that, which is phenomenal, right?

Gary G:

Because that shows compassion.

Gary G:

And we need a president who's got compassion.

Gary G:

We need a president who's tough.

Gary G:

We need a president that the other countries are absolutely feared of because they don't want to fuck with him right now, our country, we got a weak president who shows weakness and who, who ignored his granddaughter, his illegitimate granddaughter, for so long during his presidency, until friggin the news just kept blasting him over and over again until eventually he's like, oh, yeah, I got another granddaughter.

Gary G:

Maybe I should acknowledge her.

Gary G:

What is fun fact, ocean noise pollution was down by 30% with Trump was president, there was less oil.

Gary G:

No shit.

AI Trump:

So I just asked Chad GPT about the offering for federal land for foreign companies, and it says that it generally refers to making land owned by the federal government available to non us entities for various purposes.

AI Trump:

This could include leasing or selling land for activities like resource extraction, such as oil, gas or mining, agriculture, manufacturing, or infrastructure development.

AI Trump:

So I'm going to say that's a hard pass from me.

AI Trump:

If they want to lease it, as long as they don't own it, fine.

AI Trump:

If they want to lease a factory that's owned by a us entity and they want to use that factory for manufacturing with their name on it, cool.

AI Trump:

But I don't want them to own that shit.

AI Trump:

There's enough people here who are citizens trying to start a business, trying to get money, trying to do that shit, and they're not having access to these funds or these, you know, assets like businesses, and being able to buy a home for themselves.

AI Trump:

So that, to me, um, I don't know, I don't think.

AI Trump:

I don't think I like that idea, right?

AI Trump:

And him threatening a 200% on John Deere if they want to move their manufacturing to Mexico, I would much rather shit gets manufactured in Mexico than overseas in China.

AI Trump:

Like, I'd rather boost the mexican economy and have faster lead times where you don't have to wait 90 days for something to ship over the ocean on container ships, where it could just cruise up, you know, through the border, whether it's through Texas or through Arizona, southern California.

Gary G:

Right?

Gary G:

But John Deere, though, I get it.

Gary G:

John Deere is an american made company, though.

Gary G:

It is an american company.

Gary G:

You'd much rather see John Deere stay here and hire Americans.

AI Trump:

Totally.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

I mean, that's the main goal.

Gary G:

And I think that's the reason why we have to, you know, kind of punish them a little bit.

Gary G:

Why do you want to give the work to Mexicans when you can give it to Americans?

Gary G:

Is there a re, is there a reason and why are we not having Americans that are willing to work?

Gary G:

Are the Americans?

AI Trump:

That's like a big percentage of it.

AI Trump:

I think just a lot of people are not motivated to work.

AI Trump:

Like, I deal with a lot of contractors for, for what I do for sales.

AI Trump:

And like since COVID they are having a tremendously difficult time to find employees.

AI Trump:

Like you can make $80 to $150,000 a year laying flooring and carpet and tile work.

AI Trump:

Like, you can make a damn good amount of money.

AI Trump:

It's hard work, but shit, to make a hundred thousand dollars just by, like, laying down floor, that's not a bad job if you're able bodied.

Gary G:

No, it's not a bad job at all.

Gary G:

Now here's the problem though, right?

Gary G:

Because I will admit I have seen some people out there looking for work, but the ones that are getting hired are getting duped.

Gary G:

There's a problem because there's a lot of large corporations that are hiring people.

Gary G:

They're saying, hey, we'll hire you 18, $19, $20 an hour.

Gary G:

ou're only getting like maybe:

Gary G:

And then they got a rotating shift of people to do this.

Gary G:

So this way here, they're not paying.

Gary G:

They're not paying ot, they're not paying full time wage, they're not paying benefits and so forth.

Gary G:

They get away with not paying the benefits.

Gary G:

And a lot of people are getting screwed out of that way, especially if they got a fucked up shift.

Gary G:

Like if they're working fast food and stuff like that.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

So I'm not talking retail or fast food.

AI Trump:

I'm talking like blue collar trades work, right?

AI Trump:

Anybody that is like able bodied and they want to make a shitload of money.

AI Trump:

If you can move your body, get into contracting, get into laying flooring, get into being an electrician, get into welding.

AI Trump:

Those are jobs where you can make an ungodly amount of money.

Gary G:

I do want to respond to ko here.

Gary G:

I'm not sure if it's, if she's in a similar area, but K, you're saying they don't want to train.

Gary G:

There is something out there, folks, for those who are listening, respond to somebody in tick tock chat.

Gary G:

There are companies out there that are paying, community colleges that are paying.

Gary G:

And the only reason why I'm saying that is my son just recently took a welding class and a general contractor.

Gary G:

You got like a general contract and license, whatever through college.

Gary G:

It was a small community college.

Gary G:

They actually paid him $500 a week, too, as long as he showed up on time, went to all of his classes.

Gary G:

They paid him $500 a week to do this with a possible chance of getting hired at the boatyard, working on the shipyard, building military ships, which is great.

Gary G:

There are programs out there.

Gary G:

It's a matter of looking for them.

Gary G:

I'm not sure if you reach out to community colleges, but there are a lot of programs that can teach you welding, electrician and stuff like that, either for free or pay you, depending on the demand or for.

Gary G:

Unfortunately, yes, you may have to pay for some of the college and stuff to get that.

Gary G:

But I believe there are some trade schools that are offering free or paid.

AI Trump:

And now is Kay saying they don't want to train?

AI Trump:

What is the companies don't want to train?

AI Trump:

Because I know, at least from firsthand conversations that I'm having, they are absolutely fine with training people.

AI Trump:

Because when you go into a trade, you have to learn, right?

AI Trump:

And it's like you can get someone that's kind of green, and what's going to happen is they're going to start them on, like, the shitty part of the job, like you have to do the cleanup or you have to do the prep work, or you have to do, like, some of the important but lesser desired things.

AI Trump:

And then over time, they start to, you know, introduce new skills and new tasks to the job.

AI Trump:

And then within a year or two years, like, they should be pretty well versed with, you know, that hands on experience to learn an actual trade from a tradesman.

Gary G:

I really wish I knew.

Gary G:

Ok, you're saying you're out in Tucson, Arizona.

Gary G:

Unfortunately, I can't really speak for Tucson either, only because I'm out here in the good old state of Maine and Gary is out in Oregon.

Gary G:

So unfortunately, we can't really speak on Tucson.

Gary G:

I can just tell you from my personal experience from my boys, while my oldest, who just recently got paid to go to school of trade and learn welding.

Gary G:

But yeah, salty farm says I was a journeyman electrician.

Gary G:

I mean, everything starts, man, we do need more trades.

Gary G:

I will say, though, some high schools have stopped doing trades, which I disagree with.

Gary G:

I think I would much rather have our children learning a trade in high school than learning woke agenda 100%.

Gary G:

And I can go on a whole spiel right now about school and their education system right now because I'm pissed off at our local school system.

AI Trump:

So I'm just on indeed.com flooring installer in Tucson.

AI Trump:

So it pulls up a couple of different jobs.

AI Trump:

It's even including stuff like window and door installation, plumbing, you know, $30 to $38 a week entry level, $17 an hour, 40 hours a week, entry level, 75 to 100 grand paid training, full time.

AI Trump:

Entry level skilled laborer, 60 to 70 full time.

AI Trump:

So I don't know.

AI Trump:

I don't know the job market there, but at least online, right?

Gary G:

Well, what website is that?

Gary G:

So we just cake.

AI Trump:

This is just indeed calm.

Gary G:

Indeed.

Gary G:

All right.

Gary G:

I.

Gary G:

Yeah, hey, if you could just check out indeed, that'd be perfect.

Gary G:

Let us know.

Gary G:

Keep us followed up.

Gary G:

I definitely would be interested to see what you can do.

AI Trump:

LinkedIn community colleges.

AI Trump:

Honestly, like, I'm.

AI Trump:

I'm like the type of go getter.

AI Trump:

Like, when I want a job, I will literally go directly to the company I want to work for.

AI Trump:

And I'll either call them directly or I'll just show up with a resume and just find out, you know, are they hiring?

AI Trump:

And then those people, like, in any industry, they're going to have connections and they're going to know other businesses.

AI Trump:

And, like, we're not hiring.

AI Trump:

But I know Bob's construction company 2 miles down the road.

AI Trump:

They need some laborers, right?

AI Trump:

You know, stop by there, tell them fucking Sherry told you to come by.

Gary G:

Like, so.

Gary G:

Kay, what I just saw, you know, salty farms.

Gary G:

I'll respond back to you next to as well.

Gary G:

Okay.

Gary G:

I do see.

Gary G:

You say your son ruined his knee laying carpet?

Gary G:

Seven, sir.

Gary G:

Damn.

Gary G:

I will say then.

Gary G:

But listen, if your son knows carpet, I'm not sure.

Gary G:

He's obviously, if he ruined his knees by laying carpet, he's been in the carpet industry quite a while.

Gary G:

Has your son looked into maybe carpet sales?

AI Trump:

Yeah, sales.

Gary G:

I mean.

AI Trump:

I mean, I've had five knee surgeries, and that's why I'm inside.

Gary G:

That's why I said is because, you know, you do flooring sales.

Gary G:

I mean, I.

Gary G:

I just.

Gary G:

I mean, I would have your son look into possibly carpet sales, become a salesperson for carpet.

Gary G:

If he knows the industry that may be perfect for him.

Gary G:

As far as salty farms goes, that is friggin awesome.

Gary G:

I started salty farm.

Gary G:

Says I started out cleaning job sites.

Gary G:

Now I'm a fiber tech.

Gary G:

The only girl in my state.

Gary G:

That is fucking awesome.

AI Trump:

Nucleus got them pipes with the girth, huh?

AI Trump:

Nucleus?

Gary G:

Oh, we know.

Gary G:

Nucleus loves the lay pipe.

Gary G:

I'm glad to see nucleus back.

Gary G:

Nucleus left for a while.

AI Trump:

But, yeah, sales, jobs.

AI Trump:

I mean, entry level all day.

AI Trump:

If you have any experience in any industry, anybody will hire you.

Gary G:

Definitely.

Gary G:

But let's, uh.

Gary G:

Let's move on here real quick before I get into P.

Gary G:

Diddy, right, we're talking about school education.

Gary G:

Let me.

Gary G:

Let me do my little bitching.

Gary G:

Gary, let me get your opinion.

AI Trump:

No.

Gary G:

Oh, yeah.

Gary G:

A ten year old child.

Gary G:

Do you think a ten year old child should be at an assembly where they're talking about suicide, depression, being shut out, anxiety?

Gary G:

Do you think that is something a ten year old child should be talked to about in an assembly?

AI Trump:

I'm torn on that.

AI Trump:

I feel like awareness is really important.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

But when you do an assembly and then walk away without giving any kids any more context, that kid goes home, starts researching some of these words, they learn.

Gary G:

It gets very interesting.

Gary G:

And then we're going through that right now.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

I mean, I feel as if.

Gary G:

If a child seems like they may depress my opinion.

Gary G:

If a child seems.

Gary G:

They may be depressed and there seems to be an issue, typically a teacher can spot that.

Gary G:

Maybe then, and only then, a school counselor and a parent gets involved.

Gary G:

A set of meetings, both with a school counselor and the parent.

Gary G:

As long as you make sure that that kid is safe at home.

Gary G:

Like, make sure there's nothing going on at home physically, the parents abusing.

Gary G:

But I feel like at a school assembly is not a place for a ten year old child to be learning stuff about that.

AI Trump:

I mean, I was learning about meth and other hardcore drugs in fifth grade and what's that?

AI Trump:

Eleven years old?

Zach:

Yeah.

Gary G:

That's crazy.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

So you learn about that in school?

Gary G:

I mean, from teachers?

Mark G:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

What, the drug abuse resistance?

Gary G:

They don't even have dare anymore, do they?

AI Trump:

Yeah, because it turned us all into drug addicts.

Gary G:

They don't have dairy.

AI Trump:

So.

AI Trump:

Um.

AI Trump:

Yeah, I mean, you know, when I was in LA, I mean, I got exposed to pretty much everything super early on.

Gary G:

Right.

AI Trump:

And, I mean, awareness is important, kids.

AI Trump:

Like, it's.

AI Trump:

It's.

AI Trump:

I mean, as I'm not a parent, so I can't really have, like, a.

Gary G:

Real full blown opinion on just.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

So it's like, I feel like it's important for kids to have awareness, but to, like.

AI Trump:

To.

AI Trump:

To what degree of exposure or awareness is, like, an acceptable level of knowing about human nature and, like, things like depression and suicide and violence, you know, like, I just.

AI Trump:

I don't know.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

Well, I can tell you I'm pissed off and I will be calling.

AI Trump:

What was the assembly about?

AI Trump:

Like, did you get any pamphlets or any awareness?

Gary G:

No, we didn't get told nothing about it, so we absolutely got told nothing about this assembly.

Gary G:

We were not told that this assembly was going to be happening.

Gary G:

Now, mind you, my son is a very smart child and when he hears about this stuff, he wants to educate himself more.

Gary G:

So what he does when he hears this stuff, he'll come home, he'll research on the computer, he'll start typing in stuff they've learned, and he'll come across some dark fucking shit.

Gary G:

And it's literally fucked with him to the point where it physically upset him, making him think he had problems.

Gary G:

And we have to revise him.

Gary G:

Like, no, you don't have problems, buddy.

Gary G:

This more like, do you, do you feel like you want to harm yourself?

Gary G:

No, I do.

Gary G:

Hurt anybody?

Gary G:

No, you don't have.

Gary G:

But what if I do?

Gary G:

It's like, you don't.

AI Trump:

And so here's the thing, though, like, with depression, like I.

AI Trump:

And I can speak on this because I've dealt with this shit for real in my life.

AI Trump:

There's, there's normal depression, you know, normal depression which might hit you for a couple of days at, you know, at a time or if something shitty is happening.

AI Trump:

And then, yeah, you're going to go through a moment of depression and then there's like pretty gnarly depression where it lasts for months, right?

AI Trump:

And then it's, it's manic depression and then it gets to the point where like, it becomes suicidal depression.

AI Trump:

Like there's, there's stages of this, right?

AI Trump:

So every person that I've ever known has had short periods and bouts of depression.

AI Trump:

Like that's, that's a normal part of life.

Gary G:

It is, absolutely.

AI Trump:

And so it's like, like, I'm curious about what this assembly was and like, did they, did they make the clarification that it's like, you know, that's normally, like, this is a very normal feeling to have for, you know, anywhere from a couple hours to a couple of days, maybe a week, but 99% of the time it passes.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

See, that's the thing.

Gary G:

We don't know.

Gary G:

And that's why I calling the.

Gary G:

I'll be calling the superintendent of the schools tomorrow and getting details on this.

Gary G:

I'm going to try being as calm as I possibly can and I'm going to be explaining how my ten year old child is now having anxiety over this meeting.

Gary G:

We got him out of it.

Gary G:

Luckily, we snapped him out of it.

Gary G:

But serious?

Gary G:

No, though it hit him hard.

Gary G:

And I think that's why for the past two days, he didn't want to go back to school.

Gary G:

He wasn't feeling good.

Gary G:

And I think now I know why.

Gary G:

It's because of this.

AI Trump:

So you wanted.

Gary G:

No, no.

Gary G:

So now we're going to be talking.

Gary G:

I'm going to be talking to the superintendent tomorrow and be like, listen, this is the effect that it had on my son.

Gary G:

And I want to know what was exactly said at that, because no.

Gary G:

No parent whatsoever got a form in the mail saying, hey, this assembly is happening.

Gary G:

This is what we're talking about, assembly.

Gary G:

Here's the key points.

Gary G:

Like, there should be, when there's assemblies like that, in my opinion, the school should be keeping parents in contact at all times when they're doing discussions like that.

Gary G:

And that is the problem with our school system today.

Gary G:

I mean, look at where we're at now.

Gary G:

If there's any kids out there that want to, quote unquote, transition, they don't have to get their parent involved.

Gary G:

They can keep the parent out of it and do it like there's a school here in Maine.

Gary G:

I think it's more the main that they provided a female, this thing that sunk in her chest to make it look flat so she can say she was male.

Gary G:

And they didn't tell the parent.

Gary G:

They gave when she came to school, they gave it to her for her to put it on.

Gary G:

And then right before she left school, she gave it back.

Gary G:

So the parents had no clue this was going on at school.

AI Trump:

Yeah, I'm not a fan of that.

Gary G:

No.

Gary G:

At all.

Gary G:

That is the parents child, not the school's child.

Gary G:

That's why there's been some stuff that Kamala Harris has said that's made people think like, she called the children of the community the community's children.

Gary G:

It's not the community's children.

Gary G:

It is the children of the parents that had that child.

Gary G:

That is it.

Gary G:

And the parent should have a say.

Gary G:

Up until that child is an illegal adult, should have a say.

Gary G:

Unless that child gets an emancipation, that parent has every right to know what's going on with that child's life.

Gary G:

Every freaking right.

AI Trump:

Totally.

AI Trump:

So I just did a quick little chat.

AI Trump:

GPT question, what are, like, the best non medical treatments for depression?

AI Trump:

And you already know the first one that steps out and jumps out at me is smoke.

AI Trump:

Exercise.

Gary G:

Exercise.

AI Trump:

Exercise.

AI Trump:

Regular physical activities such as running, walking, strength, training, etcetera.

Gary G:

Hold on.

Gary G:

I don't think Zach agrees with you.

Gary G:

Hold on.

AI Trump:

I don't give a shit.

Gary G:

Zach, do you agree with Gary?

Gary G:

Gary thinks that exercise is the best form to treat depression without medication.

Zach:

Exercise helps, but it's not a cure all.

Zach:

Medication can be crucial for severe.

Gary G:

No, no.

Gary G:

All right, Zach, shut up.

Gary G:

I don't want you pushing meds.

AI Trump:

Yeah, fuck that, dude.

AI Trump:

Mindfulness and meditation.

Zach:

Hey, chill out, man.

Zach:

There's nothing wrong with discussing options.

AI Trump:

Shut the fuck up.

AI Trump:

Diet and nutrition, right?

AI Trump:

So.

Gary G:

Oh, 100%.

AI Trump:

These are things you can talk to him about.

AI Trump:

Like, if you feel depressed, maybe you should.

AI Trump:

Like, there's studies that show that having a nice, clean diet of lots of fruits and vegetables and clean meat.

AI Trump:

Right?

AI Trump:

So creative therapies, art, music and writing, spending time in nature, yoga, setting goals, and, like, creating a routine.

AI Trump:

Like, if he's going to deep dive onto this, give him, like, three or four things that you want him to do and.

AI Trump:

Right, like, get exercise, eat clean, sleep better.

AI Trump:

Sleep better.

AI Trump:

Right.

Gary G:

That's how.

AI Trump:

And then, like, you know, and just say, these are things that if you do think you're depressed, here are a few things that are, you know, proven to help with depression.

AI Trump:

And if you can get these things down packed, like, you won't be, you know, you won't likely be depressed.

Gary G:

Right.

AI Trump:

Eat clean, exercise, reduce the screen time.

Gary G:

Agreed.

AI Trump:

Right.

AI Trump:

So that would be my tactic, at least.

Gary G:

I agree with you, Hendrick.

Gary G:

Yes.

Gary G:

The parents do need to be more.

Gary G:

There are a lot of kids that do know how their parents have all the life.

Gary G:

I do agree with that.

AI Trump:

Too many.

AI Trump:

Too fucking many.

AI Trump:

That's actually a.

AI Trump:

One of the root causes of why America is the way it is right now, I think.

Gary G:

Oh, 100%.

Gary G:

But salty Farm says they don't even push religion on their children because they're too young.

Gary G:

She'll let them choose.

Gary G:

I agree with that.

Gary G:

I mean, truth treat.

Gary G:

Teach your kids about, you know, respect.

Gary G:

There's faith and religion, that there is a God, and let them go from there.

Gary G:

I know I've been baptized.

Gary G:

I think I'm Catholic.

Gary G:

I don't practice the Catholic.

Gary G:

I do believe in God, but I don't practice Catholic.

Gary G:

Hendrik, I do agree that Gary agrees with you on that one.

Gary G:

No, I do believe that there are a lot of parents right now that use the babysitter method.

AI Trump:

School babysitter method.

Gary G:

School number one is the babysitter.

Gary G:

And then I pass a babysitter.

Gary G:

There's actually a.

Gary G:

What would you do where there's a family out to eat.

Gary G:

And while their family was sitting at the table at a restaurant, the mother gave the kids tablets for them to focus on their tablets at the restaurant versus.

Gary G:

Versus, you know, conversating, having a conversation.

AI Trump:

I mean, give them.

AI Trump:

I'm a big fan of, like that piece of paper with some crayons that.

Gary G:

We'Ll play a game.

Gary G:

Like, we'll be like, I spy with my little eye.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Like, keep that.

Gary G:

Their brains.

Gary G:

You want to just keep their brains active.

Gary G:

So play I spy.

Gary G:

Look around.

Gary G:

We're in the car.

Gary G:

We'll play yellow car, where we'll try.

Gary G:

If we see, like, when we're driving down the road, if you see a yellow car, whoever yells at first wins.

Gary G:

I, you know, stupid little games like that just to keep the brain active so they're not thinking about electronics when they're in the car.

Gary G:

Now, mind you, if we're going to go for a two or three hour drive.

Gary G:

Yeah, I'll bring a movie because they're not going to have the patience.

Gary G:

Sit in the car for two to 3 hours, but, you know, a good hour drive, there's no need for electronics.

Gary G:

Yeah, Nicholas, I know.

Gary G:

We got to watch what we say in here.

Gary G:

I don't think we really said anything.

Gary G:

It's triggering.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

What do we say that we need to be careful about?

Gary G:

But, yeah, let's see here.

Gary G:

Let's.

Gary G:

Let's move on, though, Chad.

Gary G:

We can be.

Gary G:

We could be on this for a while.

Gary G:

Let's move on to P.

Gary G:

Diddy.

Gary G:

P.

Gary G:

Diddy is refusing to eat number one while he's in jail.

Gary G:

His life is being threatened, and I don't blame him, blame him at all.

Gary G:

If P.

Gary G:

Diddy diddled with the youngins, I don't blame it all.

Gary G:

I hope he, Diddy drops the soap many times in the jail cell, but he's thousands and thousands of cases of baby oil.

Gary G:

Very interesting.

Gary G:

I thought it would have been at least astroglide, but it's baby oil.

Gary G:

Details of the charge.

Gary G:

The case includes disturbing allegations that Combs organized drug fueled freak offs, orchestrated sex acts involving multiple women, and recorded them for his own use.

Gary G:

scovery of narcotics and over:

Gary G:

Combs legal team maintains that these acts were consensual, but prosecutors argue he is a flight risk and bail has been denied on P.

Gary G:

Diddy.

Gary G:

P.

Gary G:

Diddy cannot be bailed, and I don't blame him.

Gary G:

Listen, number one, the acts could possibly involve minors.

Gary G:

We don't know yet.

Gary G:

I'm not going to put any allegations out there.

Gary G:

But listen, there's a good possibility Justin Bieber should come out and talk now.

Gary G:

But listen there.

Gary G:

So there's those allegations and being in heaven is bail denied 100%.

Gary G:

Deny his fucking bail.

Gary G:

He's a rich motherfucker.

Gary G:

It's easy for him to flee.

Gary G:

Easy for.

Gary G:

He's got the money to flee.

Gary G:

His bail absolutely should be denied on multiple reasons.

Gary G:

So there's that with op Diddy.

Gary G:

Justin.

Gary G:

Justin would.

Gary G:

Justin Timberlake was a victim.

Gary G:

Ariana, hold on.

Gary G:

Hey, Zach, do you think Justin Timberlake was a victim of p.

Gary G:

Diddy's freak offs?

Gary G:

What's that sack?

Gary G:

I believe you, Ariana.

Zach:

That's just silly conspiracy theory nonsense.

Gary G:

Actually, Zach, I hate to tell you, but it is true.

Gary G:

P.

Gary G:

Diddy is now in jail because he's recorded people haven't doing these things called freak offs.

Gary G:

And he also had a thousand bottles worth of lubricant.

Zach:

Wow, that's pretty wild.

Zach:

Does she never know what celebrities get up to behind closed doors?

Gary G:

It is kind of crazy.

Gary G:

Do you think celebrities think that they're the elite and they can't get busted?

Zach:

Celebs often live in a bubble thinking theyre untouchable.

Zach:

Guess everyone gets caught eventually, though.

Gary G:

Absolutely.

Gary G:

Do you think Michelle Obama will ever get caught?

Zach:

Doubtful.

Zach:

Shes too careful.

Zach:

But hey, never say never.

Zach:

Celebs always slip up eventually.

Gary G:

Answer.

Gary G:

I just figured I'd throw that out there real quick.

Gary G:

What you're reading on Gary?

AI Trump:

Cat Williams?

Gary G:

Oh, yes, the cat Williams Joe Rogan interview where he called out a shit ton of celebrities out a bunch of.

AI Trump:

People, and P.

AI Trump:

Diddy was one of them.

AI Trump:

So I need to go back and watch that and.

Gary G:

And see if that is.

AI Trump:

Yeah, see who's next on the chopping block.

Gary G:

Yes, cat Williams, definitely.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Gary, I believe is okay.

Gary G:

Gary, you okay?

Gary G:

Next is power wants to know, am I okay?

AI Trump:

Do I.

AI Trump:

Do I seem.

Gary G:

I think is the way you're stancing while you're typing?

Gary G:

I look like you're.

AI Trump:

Oh, yeah.

AI Trump:

I'm like, I gotta lean over because I got my camera in the center over here and my keyboard is a little off center, so.

Gary G:

But yeah, no, I remember the Cat Williams interview.

Gary G:

Like cat Williams nailed.

Gary G:

Named off a shit ton of celebrities.

Gary G:

Like, there was a.

Gary G:

Who's that short black comedian there?

Gary G:

What the hell's his name?

Gary G:

He's a funny guy, but his name was mentioned.

Gary G:

Oh, fuck.

AI Trump:

Kevin Hart.

Gary G:

Yes, Kevin Hart's name was mentioned.

Gary G:

I believe Will Smith was mentioned.

Gary G:

There was a few others too that were named right off the bat too.

Gary G:

Like, it's going to be crazy, dude.

Gary G:

If it comes down.

Gary G:

There's a bunch of rappers, too.

Gary G:

A bunch more rappers are also named like, p.

Gary G:

Diddy's life is in danger, regardless whether it's going to be the inmates that are currently there.

Gary G:

He's also at the.

Gary G:

By the way, did you know he's at the same jail that Epstein was at?

AI Trump:

Is it Epstein or is it also the.

AI Trump:

The FTX guy?

Gary G:

I know it's Epstein.

Gary G:

I'm not sure about the FTX, but I know he's in the same jail that Epstein was at.

Gary G:

He's not in the wing that Epstein was at because those cameras are upgraded.

Gary G:

He's in a different wing than Epstein was, which is kind of interesting.

Gary G:

I wonder if those cameras are broken.

AI Trump:

Speaker two.

AI Trump:

Bakeman freed.

AI Trump:

He's in the same, same jail spaces as the FTX.

AI Trump:

Crypto con Sam Bankman freed.

Gary G:

Fucking interesting shit, dude.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Next is power.

Gary G:

Says his favorite rapper is Reynolds rap.

AI Trump:

Oh, so, yeah, you're right.

AI Trump:

This is the same place that R.

AI Trump:

Kelly was at.

AI Trump:

Same place as just Lane Maxwell.

Gary G:

Just Lane Maxwell still there.

AI Trump:

I don't know if she's been moved, but remind me again, who was she found guilty of doing the sex trafficking two and four?

Gary G:

I mean, where.

Gary G:

Where's all these names that she had?

Gary G:

Like, why haven't we gotten those names out of her yet?

Gary G:

Like, what's up?

Gary G:

Like, they have to have something threatened on her family for her not to release these names.

Gary G:

Oh, yeah.

Gary G:

Next is we do absolutely recognize the pattern, all this.

AI Trump:

Oh, six.

AI Trump:

What?

AI Trump:

Six nine takashi six nine or whatever.

AI Trump:

Fetty Wap, Martin Shkreli.

Gary G:

Oh, you got a list of the names of people there?

AI Trump:

Yeah, these are the pharma, bro.

AI Trump:

There's another.

AI Trump:

Another handful of guys that were at this particular jail.

Gary G:

Pretty interesting, ain't it?

Gary G:

I mean, I feel like with Maxine, I believe.

Gary G:

I believe she would speak if she could.

Gary G:

I honestly believe that.

AI Trump:

Does she get Maxwell?

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Does she got kids?

AI Trump:

I do.

Gary G:

We know.

Gary G:

I mean, if she does, I feel fucking horrible for those damn kids.

Gary G:

But if she's got kids, maybe her kids being threatened or she's got still living relatives, maybe their lives being threatened, and that's why she ain't speaking yet.

Gary G:

The island boys, Nicholas, what about the island boys?

Gary G:

You think the island boys are touched?

AI Trump:

I think they were probably diddled with.

Gary G:

I don't know if Joker can sing gravy when we get to the more the end of the podcast, we can find out.

Gary G:

Joker thing for you didn't those didn't those guys are.

AI Trump:

Are they actually brothers?

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

They kiss, dude.

AI Trump:

Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

AI Trump:

Like, they.

Gary G:

I think they are.

Gary G:

I think they are brothers, but, yeah, they absolutely made out.

Gary G:

They did complete incest make out.

AI Trump:

They are, yes.

AI Trump:

They are homosexual.

AI Trump:

Incest.

AI Trump:

Incest.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

I mean, it's disgusting, regardless.

Gary G:

Absolutely disgusting.

Gary G:

There's pictures of them younger with mister.

Gary G:

Oh, really?

Gary G:

So there's pictures of the twins, the island boys.

AI Trump:

Alleged.

Gary G:

Alleged.

AI Trump:

I know.

AI Trump:

Think.

AI Trump:

I.

AI Trump:

I think they're trying to, because those kids, they look pretty similar at same age, but they were younger, and this was like, before they were fully tatted up and they had their off their hair all fucked up.

Gary G:

Gotcha.

Gary G:

We'll have to wait for see about that.

Gary G:

Nexus Power says, do you think a lot of the victims are going to come into the light now that they're lie?

Gary G:

I hope the victims come out.

Gary G:

I.

Gary G:

Absolutely.

Gary G:

But the question is, are the victims too scared?

Gary G:

Are the victims too scared, or are they being threatened as well?

Gary G:

Like, diddy's locked up?

Gary G:

What other celebrities or whatever, large people with big names out there.

Gary G:

Celebrities, politicians.

Gary G:

How much dirt does Diddy and get that gas well chick have on celebrities and politicians to keep their mouth shut?

Gary G:

Exactly.

Gary G:

That's what I'm saying.

Gary G:

They're.

Gary G:

They're scared.

Gary G:

They don't want to end up like.

Gary G:

But.

Gary G:

Exactly.

Gary G:

They don't want to end up like Bobby Brown.

AI Trump:

So, like, the.

AI Trump:

The music industry, the movie industry, politicians are all tied that there's, like, there's a tremendous amount of abuse that happens in those industries.

AI Trump:

Right, right.

AI Trump:

And those industries make ungodly amounts of money.

AI Trump:

So it just seems like the.

AI Trump:

These people who are a part of, like, the black rocks, any political figure that's supposed to get paid $200,000 a year, and their net worth somehow goes up to $70 million.

AI Trump:

Coincidentally, these large corporate entities that are involved in the political scheme, the movie industry, the music industry, these are the people who essentially shape society.

AI Trump:

Right.

Gary G:

Like, music and movies shapes 100%.

AI Trump:

Right.

AI Trump:

And then these other.

AI Trump:

These black rocks and these other companies, they influence politicians.

AI Trump:

So it's like, if there's a list that put that supposed to exist and it's got people from all of those industries listed on it, and it shows, like, the level of corruption and abuse that's going on, that would be catastrophic.

Gary G:

Oh, 100%.

Gary G:

It would destroy the industry.

AI Trump:

It would destroy everything.

Gary G:

Uh huh.

Gary G:

And that's what needs to happen.

Gary G:

Exactly.

Gary G:

I mean, listen, these celebrities right now and these singers and whatever.

Gary G:

They all got their heads up in their asses right now.

Gary G:

Did you see that one video?

Gary G:

I can't remember the artist's name.

Gary G:

She was talking about Kamala Harris talking shit about Trump, but when she did it, she was leaning over her stage when talking to her microphone.

Gary G:

Literally.

Gary G:

There was somebody there holding the fucking script for her to read, and she was doing verbatim, talking all this trash about Trump, but reading from a fucking script.

AI Trump:

Who is this?

AI Trump:

Where is this?

Gary G:

I can't remember the artist's name.

Gary G:

If anybody in chat knows what her name is, please post in a chat if there's anybody chatting with us on Rumble.

Gary G:

I can't see Rumble chat right now.

Gary G:

So I do apologize for that.

Gary G:

I did notice at the end of our last podcast, paramore.

Gary G:

Look at Paramore.

Gary G:

I'm not sure if I can pull her up on the big screen here.

Gary G:

Let's see.

AI Trump:

And also, wasn't that.

AI Trump:

There's a chick singer.

Gary G:

It wasn't Taylor.

Gary G:

I think Taylor juice.

Gary G:

I think Taylor.

AI Trump:

Taylor Swift.

AI Trump:

It was a Billie Eilish.

AI Trump:

Was a Billie Eilishen.

Gary G:

Yeah, Billie Eilish.

Gary G:

But no, as far as Taylor Swift goes, I think Taylor Swift's Instagram post after the debate was already premeditated.

Gary G:

I honestly think that was their.

Gary G:

That was their safety plan, right?

Gary G:

That was their safety word, that if Kamala was starting to do shit at the debate, they're gonna tell Taylor Swift, send that message.

Gary G:

Send out that.

Gary G:

Send out that Instagram now.

Gary G:

And I think that's what happened with Taylor Swift.

Gary G:

I think.

Gary G:

And I believe she added the final words on there right before she posted it.

Gary G:

But I think that was a premeditated post.

Gary G:

Waiting to see how well Kamala was going to do it, the debate.

Gary G:

And when they saw Kamala was taken, they had Taylor fucking shoot it off.

Gary G:

But then again, that's hearsay.

Gary G:

That's just my opinion.

Gary G:

You can like it, don't like it.

Gary G:

Matter of fact, maybe I should say, folks, everything you're gonna hear in tonight's podcast of the views and opinions of myself, my brother, and the guest on the show, entertainment purposes only.

AI Trump:

You're a little late.

AI Trump:

That's four minutes into the show, 54.

Gary G:

Minutes into the show, and I fucking forgot to do the good man.

AI Trump:

I like it.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

So there's actually a lot of people.

Gary G:

Raymonder Paramore.

Gary G:

Paramore's Haley Williams response to conspiracy theories about her anti Trump speech because, yeah, she was absolutely reading from a fucking script, dude.

Gary G:

There was a dude sitting there holding the paper up in front of her face and she was bent over reading off that damn script.

AI Trump:

See, that's what I'm saying.

AI Trump:

Like, these.

AI Trump:

These people, whether or not they actually believe this negative propaganda against Trump, I feel like.

AI Trump:

I mean, I don't know.

AI Trump:

I'm speculating 100%, but it almost seems like there's some either financial incentive for them to do so, or there's quite possibly, again, 100% speculation.

AI Trump:

Quite possibly some threats on their family or whatever.

AI Trump:

Like, agreed or not.

AI Trump:

Maybe not even physical threats, just, like, ruining someone's career or whatever the case may be.

AI Trump:

Right.

AI Trump:

You know?

Gary G:

No, I agree with that.

Gary G:

Was it.

Gary G:

Now, next to the power swifties, there's.

Gary G:

It's kind of interesting.

Gary G:

Taylor Swift's got a.

Gary G:

Quite the wide age range of following.

Gary G:

I mean, yeah, majority of her following is like, 14 to 17, but I think she.

Gary G:

She goes all the way up to, like, thirties and forties, man.

Gary G:

It's quite weird.

AI Trump:

Rich white women with too much time on their hands.

Gary G:

But.

Gary G:

So we got down through P.

Gary G:

Diddy, folks.

Gary G:

I'm trying to get through this here as we are an hour in, but we do have some of the top 20 wildest and weirdest news stories of the week as well coming up.

Gary G:

Um, it's very interesting.

AI Trump:

Just a little more light hearted.

Gary G:

This is a little bit more light hearted than what we've been at.

Gary G:

So that.

Gary G:

That's a plus sign.

Gary G:

I wanted to end with that.

Gary G:

Well, actually, no, we're going to be ending with the war in the Middle east.

Gary G:

But, you know, I know I go.

AI Trump:

From some nice, dude, let's end on something.

AI Trump:

Let's talk about that now.

AI Trump:

Then we can end on something a.

Gary G:

Little more like, you want to talk.

Gary G:

You want to talk about the top 20 after we talk about the war in the Middle east?

AI Trump:

Yeah, I mean, we'll end with something a little more.

AI Trump:

More positive.

AI Trump:

Jesus Christ.

AI Trump:

Why would you make people laugh and then end on some fucking doom and gloom shit?

Gary G:

Because, like, new list doesn't want to end with a fucking bang.

AI Trump:

Yeah, literally a bang.

Gary G:

All right.

Gary G:

Israel and Hamas are heating up.

Gary G:

The ongoing conflict between Israel and Hamas continues with heavy casualties on both sides.

Gary G:

Israel's airstrikes on Gaza have intensified, and Hamas has responded with more rocket fire.

Gary G:

Ceasefire talk are at a standstill, with both sides unwilling to back down.

Gary G:

On top of that, Lebanon's also on a high alert.

Gary G:

Lebanon remains on edge due to growing tensions with Israel and the potential for Hezbollah to become further involved in the Israel Hamas conflict.

Gary G:

The country has been dealing with its own internal struggles, and the sentient situation remains volatile.

Gary G:

Dude, I've been watching that on X.

Gary G:

The fucking fight right now is getting pretty intense right now over there, but more.

Gary G:

More enticing during the UN speech today with Biden.

Gary G:

Do you know?

Gary G:

Did you see any clips of that?

Gary G:

Guess who was sitting at the UN during this?

Gary G:

Where I believe while China was there, but I don't think China is part of the UN, which is kind of interesting.

Gary G:

But Ukraine was there.

Gary G:

Yep.

Gary G:

The.

Gary G:

The lovely actor, comedian fucking leader of Ukraine was there.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Our politicians were signing.

Gary G:

Listen to this.

Gary G:

Our politicians were signing the damn mortars that they will be firing at the Russians.

Gary G:

Oh, yeah.

Gary G:

China and Japan was shooting down a russian plane as well.

Gary G:

I didn't see that one yet.

Gary G:

I did see the him, Yemen, Japan.

AI Trump:

They confirm in Japan.

AI Trump:

I believe it was Japan.

AI Trump:

They had, like, six aircraft in the air, and they.

AI Trump:

They shot off flares from what I read.

AI Trump:

But I've been busy as fuck at work, so I don't have much time to, like, really read the articles.

AI Trump:

So I'm, like, skimming through them while I'm trying to, like, make phone calls, so.

Gary G:

Right.

Gary G:

Need to say, folks, this is what I'm gonna say before we'll leave it here as we are kind of doing doom and gloom shit again.

Gary G:

But listen, this is my opinion.

Gary G:

You can like it.

Gary G:

You don't like it.

Gary G:

Whether you're a Kamala Harris supporter or not, if you vote for Kamala Harris, you can bet your ass we're gonna have more boots on the ground.

Gary G:

America's gonna be at war again.

Gary G:

And here's the shitty part about us.

Gary G:

If we have to go at war, our military stretched the fuck out right now across, across the middle east.

Gary G:

The more stretched out we get, we don't have the recruitment numbers like we had back in the day.

Gary G:

Our recruitment numbers are fucking low.

Gary G:

So just know this.

Gary G:

If we go to a full scale war, your children that are 18 or older will get fucking draft.

Gary G:

I foresee a foreseeable draft if we go to war in the Middle East.

Gary G:

I see a foreseeable, foreseeable draft.

Gary G:

Absolutely.

Gary G:

Boys.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Girls just recently got a pass through congress to be drafted, so we will absolutely see children being fucking drafted.

Gary G:

And that is scary as shit.

Gary G:

And that's what you're going to get with a vote with Kamala on top of the destroyed economy and everything else that goes with Kamala and more woke agenda bullshit, the drafting scares me more.

Gary G:

They'll go into war, and not to mention while our military is being stretched out over the fucking Middle east right now.

Gary G:

Guess what?

Gary G:

That does that leaves us open to more attacks on american soil?

Gary G:

We are not safe here.

Gary G:

As much as we'd like to believe we are absolutely safe, we're not.

Gary G:

They can absolutely come after us.

Gary G:

It is juice.

Gary G:

The numbers came out for recruiting, my man.

Gary G:

It is at its all time low.

Gary G:

Maybe not for your marine Corps, but the Marine Corps is extremely picky on who they bring in as well.

Gary G:

Juice.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

There are more troops that recently sent to Iran as well, for the Iran issues next, as I just see that we did deploy out more juice.

Gary G:

Listen, Juice, I understand you're in the core, brother.

Gary G:

The corps has their own standards.

Gary G:

Maybe their recruitment numbers are okay, but they're also picky son of a bitches.

Gary G:

The army should be as they should be.

Gary G:

You have a.

Gary G:

Exactly, but the army does not, does not have the standards like the Marine Corps.

Gary G:

The Navy has a little bit higher standards, but not that much.

Gary G:

The air force.

Gary G:

The air force is almost up there with the Marine Corps.

Gary G:

As far as the recruiting standards go.

Gary G:

Yeah, fuck you, Juice.

Gary G:

That's why marques in the core.

Gary G:

Fuck you, Juice.

Gary G:

It's true.

Gary G:

Listen, listen.

Gary G:

I had to get multiple waivers, Simon, order for me to get, uh.

Gary G:

But the fucking.

Gary G:

Listen, y'all, the recruiting numbers are down and what if we go to war?

Gary G:

We'll see fucking what.

Gary G:

We'll absolutely see a draft and that scary shit.

Gary G:

And that's why we absolutely.

Gary G:

Trump was a fucking.

Gary G:

Why am I getting these text messages?

Gary G:

Trump was a force to be recorded with, because the countries knew they didn't want to fuck with Trump, because Trump had a way to come at these countries without war.

Gary G:

He knew, he's a businessman, he knew how to talk to him, in a sense, to make them back down or hold off, because he knew what to threaten with.

Gary G:

Look at that guy with ISIS, when he sent them that pic, when he sent him that picture and told the back down, no more killing american troops.

Gary G:

And the guy's like, why would I do that?

Gary G:

And looked at the picture and the guys like, oh, shit, he had a picture of his fucking house.

Gary G:

Trump say how fucking.

Gary G:

I'll take care, you take you out.

Gary G:

One hit and pride will agree.

Gary G:

The s, the United States is a corporation, not a country.

Gary G:

I saw some interesting stuff, like, everybody's Social Security number is essentially a credit card for the government, which your Social Security number is.

Gary G:

Pertain actually holds money onto it.

Gary G:

It's backed by the.

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

This is shit that I can tell you that I just saw a video on, whether it's true or not, but like it's backed by the fuck.

Gary G:

What do you want to call there, the treasury?

Gary G:

Ricky?

Gary G:

They should say, you know what?

Gary G:

Hey, there's an offer we can do the illegal immigrants.

Gary G:

There's an offer we can do when it comes to deporting if our recruitment numbers are low.

Gary G:

You want to stay in this country, you got to sign this contract then, and you got to serve.

Gary G:

Not four, not eight, but you got to serve 16 years in our military to earn a citizenship.

Gary G:

You do 16 years honorably, we'll give you citizenship.

Gary G:

Otherwise they're going back to your country.

Gary G:

It's not a bad idea, Brian.

Gary G:

Ariana says that's a plan.

Gary G:

Listen, you want to be in America, don't come over here illegally.

Gary G:

We're going to deport your ass.

Gary G:

All right, fine.

Gary G:

You don't want to get deported, you're going to sign a contract, do 16 years in our military, protect and serve.

Gary G:

After that, 16 years of honorable service, you'll get your citizenship.

Gary G:

During your 16 years.

Gary G:

You got a wife and kids.

Gary G:

They can most definitely come over to live on the military housing with you because you're doing.

Gary G:

You're earning your money 100%.

Gary G:

What are you researching over there, Gary?

AI Trump:

I was trying to look up the.

AI Trump:

Because you were talking about, like, the Social Security thing.

Gary G:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

And I remembered them saying that there's like a.

AI Trump:

A dollar amount tied to, like, each american's life, basically.

AI Trump:

And it's not like I'm looking it up and it's like, it's starting to talk about, like, Social Security and it's like, it's not Social Security.

AI Trump:

Like, I don't know, like, words to use to, like, look this up.

AI Trump:

I don't know how to ask this question correctly.

AI Trump:

So, yeah, I mean, I've heard things as low as, like, 150,000 up to a million dollars.

AI Trump:

So it's like, until you start bringing in more than a million dollars a year, like, you're kind of a net loss.

Gary G:

So.

Gary G:

Seventy five k per person, Annabelle, saying out there 75k.

AI Trump:

That's it.

AI Trump:

So you gotta make.

AI Trump:

You gotta make at least 75 grand a year to be worth more to break even.

AI Trump:

And I guess has to be more than that, right, because you're not really starting to make any money until your late teens, mid twenties.

Gary G:

Yeah, about.

AI Trump:

So then you gotta do the 75 times, say 22.

AI Trump:

Right.

AI Trump:

And then how long does it take for a person to be and a net positive?

Gary G:

Let's see.

Gary G:

Hey, Zach, how long does it take for a person to be on a net positive on their Social Security?

Zach:

Usually takes a few years of work history to build up credits.

AI Trump:

Yeah.

AI Trump:

So I don't.

Gary G:

How long would you say when a person starts working before they start building a net positive on their Social Security?

Zach:

About ten years, usually.

Zach:

Why do you ask?

Gary G:

I'm just curious how much debt we're owed into the company once we're born.

Zach:

Debt?

Zach:

More like a lifetime of service, amigo.

Zach:

We're all indentured servants to the system from day one.

AI Trump:

How do we become a net positive asset to the country?

Gary G:

So how do we become a net positive asset to the country?

Zach:

Work hard, pay taxes.

Zach:

Contribute more than you take.

Zach:

Simple math.

Zach:

Really?

Gary G:

Isn't that kind of fucked up, though?

Gary G:

Isn't that, like, taken from the american people?

Zach:

Yeah, it's messed up all right.

Zach:

Feels like the system's rigged against the little guy from the start.

AI Trump:

Is it?

Gary G:

Is it rigged from the start?

Gary G:

Is that why it was created?

Zach:

Damn straight it is.

Zach:

Systems designed to keep the masses in line working for the benefit of the few at the top.

Gary G:

It's coming from AI.

AI Trump:

I mean, I don't disagree with them.

Gary G:

No, I don't disagree with them now at either.

Gary G:

Like, this is interesting, y'all.

Gary G:

Let's see.

Gary G:

I'm trying to think.

Gary G:

Do you think our government is too big right now and our government should be smaller?

Zach:

Hell, yeah.

Zach:

Government's gotten way too bloated and intrusive.

Zach:

Time to trim the fat and let people live their damn lives.

Gary G:

How do we do that?

Gary G:

And how would we do that?

Zach:

Slash spending to regulate industries.

Zach:

Cut bureaucracy.

Zach:

Let free market reign.

Gary G:

Would you agree that cutting taxes to larger corporations would build a better economy in America?

Zach:

Cutting corporate taxes can boost growth but needs to be balanced.

Zach:

Can't duck public services either.

Gary G:

Hmm.

AI Trump:

I mean, should we be cutting the corporate taxes or cutting the taxes on citizens?

Gary G:

Should we be cutting corporate taxes or cutting taxes on citizens?

Gary G:

Or both?

Gary G:

Or one or the other.

Gary G:

Which one's better?

Zach:

Cut both.

Zach:

Balance needed.

Gary G:

And how would we go upon cutting taxes for both citizens and corporations?

Zach:

Balance cuts with investments in infrastructure and education.

Gary G:

Interesting.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

Well, peg, I agree with you.

Gary G:

I was only to pay for world War two.

Gary G:

The taxes were supposed to go to way after that.

Gary G:

I did.

Gary G:

I did read about that.

Gary G:

That's fucking interesting.

Gary G:

AI is creepy as fuck, y'all.

Gary G:

He can tell us.

Gary G:

Would you also agree that there should be term limits on Congress, speaker one?

Zach:

Fuck yes.

Zach:

Term limits are essential.

Zach:

Rotation of power prevents corruption and stagnation.

Gary G:

out of it and does, we'll say:

Gary G:

Do you think at that point, they're probably corrupt.

Zach:

Fuck yeah.

Zach:

After that long, they've likely got skeletons in their closet and favors to return.

Zach:

Term limits are crucial to prevent entrenchment and abuse of power.

Gary G:

So would you agree with me that every politician should always have, like, a maximum of, we'll say, eight years?

Zach:

Eight years, Max.

Zach:

Rotate those bastards out before they turn into lifelong parasites.

Gary G:

But shouldn't we stop lifelong parasites and just have them at a guaranteed eight years after that?

Gary G:

They have to be done?

AI Trump:

That's what he said.

Zach:

Oh, absolutely.

Zach:

Eight years, Max.

Zach:

Anything more turns politicians into entitled leeches, sucking the lifeblood out of society.

AI Trump:

How do we prevent politicians from getting involved in large corporations?

AI Trump:

That would sort of be like a conflict of interest.

Gary G:

Oh, boy.

Gary G:

Gary, how do we prevent politicians from becoming leeches off of corporations?

Gary G:

Make it shorter for me.

AI Trump:

How do we prevent conflict of interests after they get out of politics?

Gary G:

How do we prevent conflict of interest after they get out of politics?

Zach:

Lobbying bans and cooling off periods before they can cash in on insider info.

Gary G:

Okay, and what would you be?

Gary G:

What would it be a suggested amount of time?

Zach:

Two years minimum.

Zach:

Five, Max.

Zach:

Gotta give them time to find new work, but not enough to entrench themselves.

Gary G:

Okay.

Gary G:

Dude, this little joker guy.

Gary G:

I don't know.

Gary G:

Zach.

Gary G:

You're in fucking trouble, man.

AI Trump:

Yeah, Zach.

AI Trump:

Sorry, bro.

AI Trump:

You should have got that green screen sooner, bud.

Gary G:

Right?

Gary G:

This joker over here, man, he's got some intelligence on him.

Gary G:

I'm liking him.

Gary G:

He's knowing what to say out here.

Gary G:

So how could Americans go upon getting a bill from their Congress to start limiting term limits on Congress.

Zach:

By voting en masse for candidates who prioritize term limits?

Zach:

Grassroots pressure is key.

Gary G:

Which side is more lenient to term limits?

Zach:

Two terms is more straightforward and less prone to manipulation.

Gary G:

No.

Gary G:

No.

Gary G:

Would conservatives, Republicans, liberals, Democrats, or independents be?

Gary G:

Which one of them would be more open to adding term limits to politicians?

Zach:

Independents and libertarians would be most open to term limits, seeing it as curbing power.

Zach:

Some conservatives, too.

Zach:

But many want small ducks, so mixed dens might resist if it threatens their majority.

Gary G:

Who's more of a danger to society, Democrats or Republicans?

Zach:

Both sides have their dangers, but Republicans anti science stance and corporate pandering poses a bigger threat.

Zach:

Long term dems can be overbearing with regulations, but Gops policies hurt the common folk.

Gary G:

Are you sure about that?

Gary G:

Because it seems like the GOP is doing damn good right now for the working folk and the Democrats are destroying working folk.

Zach:

Now, man.

Zach:

The GOP ain't doing shit for the working class.

Zach:

All their tax cuts just line the pockets of the rich.

Zach:

Dem's not.

Gary G:

But wait, you just told us tax cuts were good and would help out the lower folks.

Zach:

Now, man, I didn't say all tax cuts help the little guy.

Zach:

Corporate tax cuts mostly benefit the wealthy.

Zach:

Targeted cuts for low middle income can help though.

Gary G:

Interesting.

Gary G:

He just went woke on us real quick.

AI Trump:

I think he sold.

AI Trump:

He's been a little woke.

AI Trump:

He makes some good points on the limiting the of the terms, but I think he, I think he's woke.

Gary G:

Yeah, I absolutely think this is a woke AI.

Gary G:

Interesting.

Gary G:

All right, well, let's go to some other shit here.

Gary G:

Since Zach is going woke on us, we're gonna, we're gonna let Zach rest a little bit.

Gary G:

Maybe he'll be better off.

Gary G:

Let's go to some top 20 wildest and weirdest news stories of the week, from the downright bizarre to the truly outrageous.

Gary G:

Here they go.

Gary G:

Number one.

Gary G:

A meteorite strikes an indian farmers field.

Gary G:

A meteorite reportedly hit a farm in India, releasing steam for hours.

AI Trump:

That's cool, right?

Gary G:

You imagine sitting there fucking, I don't know, having dinner or whatever and just having a fucking meteorite coming down, crashing in your farm?

Gary G:

I'd be pretty bad, I bet you that farmers got some fucking money now.

Gary G:

Don't they pay big bucks for meteorites, like, pieces of them?

Gary G:

They can because it's not owned except for the farmer, because it's on his land.

Gary G:

So the government can't take control of that meteorite, can they?

AI Trump:

They can in certain instances because they can pose it.

AI Trump:

They can put it under the position that it could be a threat because of unknown chemicals or whatever that could be on it.

AI Trump:

But I think they are worth money because they're, they're stacked with, like, a bunch of rare minerals.

Gary G:

That's what I think.

Gary G:

I don't know if it was blue, Nicholas.

Gary G:

I don't know if it was blue.

Gary G:

Superman, right?

Gary G:

It was a superman.

Gary G:

I asked as the Joker.

Gary G:

All right, Zach.

Gary G:

A meteorite struck and Indiana on a farmer's land.

Gary G:

People want to know, was the steam blue or was it normal color?

Zach:

Normal color, my dude.

Zach:

Blue steam is a myth.

Gary G:

But don't some myths become true?

Zach:

Myths becoming true?

Zach:

Now, that's some deep shit right there.

Zach:

Maybe the universe itself is just one big ass metaphorical story that manifested into reality.

Zach:

Or maybe it's all just chaos and we're all just trying to make sense of the madness.

Zach:

Who knows, Mandy?

Zach:

That's the beauty of existence.

Zach:

It's a big old mystery wrapped in.

Gary G:

An enigma could we just be living in a matrix?

Zach:

Nah, bro, we ain't in no matrix.

Zach:

This shit's real and it's fucking wild.

Zach:

Every day is a new adventure full of surprises and chaos.

Zach:

You gotta embrace the madness, my dude.

Zach:

That's what makes life worth living.

AI Trump:

How does he know for certain it's not a matrix?

Gary G:

How do you know for certain that we're not living in a matrix.

Zach:

Man?

Zach:

You never know for sure, but I doubt it.

Zach:

Life's too fucked up to be simulated.

Gary G:

That don't make sense to me.

Gary G:

You're really not making sense.

Gary G:

If life is too fucked up for it to be simulated, couldn't that be the person that's playing the video game of us right now that's making it fucked up?

AI Trump:

What if that's the purpose of the simulation, right?

Zach:

Yo, that's deep shit.

Zach:

We're probably just glitches in some cosmic code, bro.

Zach:

Fucking meta in it.

Gary G:

Because if that's the case, couldn't you say that the reason why everybody's attacking Donald Trump is because he broke the system and caused a glitch in the system?

Zach:

Nah, man, Trump ain't no glitch.

Zach:

He's just a symptom of a broken system.

Zach:

The real question is, are we the ones causing the glitches?

Gary G:

My brain hurts.

Gary G:

My brain hurts.

Gary G:

I feel like we should be asking Trump these questions.

Gary G:

Ladies and gentlemen, would y'all agree we should bring Trump back in?

Gary G:

Should we bring AI Trump back in to finish this out with this weird new shit?

Gary G:

Hold on, y'all.

Gary G:

Let's bring back in AI Trump.

Gary G:

I do, I do gotta pop this up on him, though.

Gary G:

Hold on, because we got a I trump in here.

Gary G:

I gotta do this.

Gary G:

There we go.

Gary G:

I was gonna.

Gary G:

The second scary news story out.

Gary G:

Well, weird news.

Gary G:

A walrus sinks a boat in Norway and escape.

Gary G:

Walrus was caught on camera sinking boats in the norwegian harbor.

Gary G:

That motherfucker was gnaring on the boats and sinking ships.

Gary G:

How can we prevent that, Gary?

AI Trump:

Um.

Gary G:

Oh, they want me to.

AI Trump:

We're not preventing, uh.

AI Trump:

We're not preventing anything like that from happening.

Gary G:

Are you sure about that?

Gary G:

You don't think we could prevent that?

Gary G:

I think we can do it by building a wall.

Gary G:

I bet.

Gary G:

Sir, how can we prevent walruses from sinking boats off the norwegian harbor?

:

Believe me, they love me.

:

In Norway, walruses are tremendous fans of Donald J.

:

Trump.

Gary G:

So how can we prevent them from sinking ships?

:

Believe me, those walrus bastards won't stand a chance against my brilliant plan.

:

We'll build a huge wall around the harbor and Mexico will pay for it.

:

Those blubber ass losers won't sink another boat on my watch.

Gary G:

I love the fucking answers he does.

Gary G:

Dude, it's so fucking hilarious.

Gary G:

All right, second one, chat.

Gary G:

A UFO spotted over Florida beach.

Gary G:

A Florida man captured footage of what appears to be a UFO hovering above a beach, reigniting alien debates.

Gary G:

Now just so you know, I mentioned UFO's.

Gary G:

Gary's instantly googling UFO Florida beach right now because Gary wants to be a believer.

Gary G:

But now he's going to check it.

AI Trump:

I got to see it.

Gary G:

All right, well, you're looking that up.

Gary G:

I'm being asked to ask Trump a question from chat.

Gary G:

Sir, is Mata currently controlling everything right now in the Matrix?

:

Speaker two, believe me, the Matrix is fake news.

:

It's all rigged by the deep state liberals trying to control our minds.

:

But I'm too smart for their tricks.

:

Nobody knows more about winning than me.

Gary G:

What you find out in your UFO, Gary?

AI Trump:

It didn't pop up with anything.

AI Trump:

When was that?

Gary G:

Unfortunately, it did not give me the dates.

Gary G:

I kind of.

Gary G:

I know I generated too damn quick.

Gary G:

All right, let's go to this little cute story.

Gary G:

A world's smallest kangaroo was born in New Zealand.

Gary G:

Guinness World Records declared the birth of the world's smallest kangaroo New Zealand zoo.

Gary G:

It was rated as the smallest kangaroo ever to be born.

Gary G:

But of course, they don't give me the size, which is fucked up.

Gary G:

This shit needs to be more detailed.

Gary G:

How about this one?

Gary G:

Instead of law enforcement officers, you can now have a robot patrolling dog.

Gary G:

And Tokyo government facility has enlisted a robotic dog for security patrol.

Gary G:

And currently it's sparking public debate whether a robotic dog can patrol and perform security duties.

AI Trump:

I mean they could, they could pair it with like facial recognition, real time, instant facial recognition.

AI Trump:

And if there's anybody on it on like a wanted list or I, you know, any sort of suspect that the police need to be on the lookout for, it probably be a pretty good.

Gary G:

I get it for local businesses.

Gary G:

I can see that.

Gary G:

What if we equipped it as well with tasers?

Gary G:

So that way there, if it comes in a chance of someone's break it in, it could try to apprehend the perp by tasing the fuck out of them.

Gary G:

That'd be great.

AI Trump:

I got taser on that dog that had the flamethrower.

Gary G:

Dude, that fucking thing was badass.

AI Trump:

Ten grand.

Gary G:

Ten?

Gary G:

Yeah, ten grand.

Gary G:

You get yourself a flame throwing fucking dog.

Gary G:

Anybody can.

Gary G:

As long as the flamethrowers are legal in your area, you can get a fucking flame throwing dog, it only goes.

AI Trump:

Off if someone breaks in.

Gary G:

So do you imagine someone breaks into this frigging business and they get fucking.

AI Trump:

Charbroiled or not even, like, breaking into the house?

AI Trump:

Just onto the property.

Gary G:

All right, Marty's not trying to burn.

AI Trump:

My house down, but I will burn a motherfucker for trying to.

Gary G:

Right, have the dog chase him outside and then just turn him into a crisp.

Gary G:

Oops, I'm sorry.

Gary G:

My dog malfunctioned.

AI Trump:

Wasn't supposed to happen.

AI Trump:

Sorry, dude.

Gary G:

No, not at all.

Gary G:

A snake hawk fight in Texas home.

Gary G:

A woman in Texas found herself hosting a bizarre midair fight between a snake and a hawk inside of her house.

Gary G:

I mean, hell, people have fun.

Gary G:

Scorpions out in the sandbox, they always.

Gary G:

The scorpion fights people did they did.

Gary G:

Friggin turtle fights mice.

Gary G:

Nice fights.

AI Trump:

Snapping turtles are pretty vicious, dude.

Gary G:

They are a little pricks.

Gary G:

A bear naps on a russian couch.

Gary G:

A siberian bear escaped from a zoo and was found taking a nap on a residential couch.

Gary G:

Imagine coming home to that fucker.

Gary G:

Getting home from work, walking in, there's a big ass bear laying on your couch.

Gary G:

I wonder, sir, what would you think if you came home and there was a big ass bear sleeping on your couch?

:

Believe me, folks, I'd tell that bear to grab it, shit, and get the hell out of my house.

:

Nobody sleeps on my couch except me.

Gary G:

What about Melania?

Gary G:

Would you let her sleep on the couch?

:

Believe me, she can sleep anywhere she wants.

:

It's her house, too.

Gary G:

She can sleep anywhere she wants.

Gary G:

Well, what just happened to my camera?

:

Believe me, Melania can sleep wherever she damn well pleases in my house.

:

It's hers, too.

Gary G:

Hold on 1 second.

Gary G:

Yo, my camera.

Gary G:

My camera just went off.

AI Trump:

Mark's gone.

Gary G:

I am.

Gary G:

Hold on.

Gary G:

Oh, here I am.

Gary G:

That was weird.

Gary G:

My camera went sleep mode.

Gary G:

That was weird.

Gary G:

All right, let's go to kangaroos.

Gary G:

Crash.

Gary G:

An australian beach wedding.

Gary G:

A wedding in Australia was interrupted by a group of kangaroos on the beach.

Gary G:

That'd be fucking funny as fucked.

Gary G:

That would suck because you spent all that money to run your wedding, and the next thing.

Gary G:

No shit.

Gary G:

Ton of kangaroos, dude.

AI Trump:

Kangaroos are pretty destructive, dude.

Gary G:

They're tough motherfuckers, too.

Gary G:

They.

Gary G:

They're built.

Gary G:

They are built.

Gary G:

Fucking.

AI Trump:

They're pretty jacked.

Gary G:

Yeah.

Gary G:

I mean, I don't think a human could fight a fucking kangaroo and win, but heaven, they had fights with kangaroos and people before.

AI Trump:

I mean, I'm sure you've seen that clip that was viral a little while ago where that kangaroo had some dude's dog and a headlock.

AI Trump:

And he like, ran up to the kangaroo, squared up with him and just boom, fucking clocked the kangaroo in his face.

AI Trump:

And it let the dog go.

AI Trump:

And it was totally like, didn't know what to, like, think.

AI Trump:

Didn't know what was going on.

AI Trump:

But the guy and his dog ran off after.

AI Trump:

Have you seen that clip?

Gary G:

I have.

Gary G:

I remember it now.

AI Trump:

So good, dude.

AI Trump:

So good.

Gary G:

Oh, shit.

Gary G:

Well, I'm just looking at the time here.

Gary G:

It's almost:

Gary G:

Good Lord.

Gary G:

Ladies and gentlemen, I feel like we're gonna have to wrap this up so I can.

Gary G:

Yeah, lay down before the employees get home or get done.

Gary G:

Get done working.

Gary G:

Oh, wait.

Gary G:

All right, hold on.

Gary G:

Gravy.

Gary G:

I'll ask that before I get out of here.

Gary G:

Gravy on tick tock.

Gary G:

Wants to know, are there aliens in Antarctica?

:

Believe me, there's nothing alien about Antarctica.

:

It's just a bunch of ice and penguins.

:

No little green men hiding down there.

:

That's fake news from the squish media trying to distract from my huge victories.

Gary G:

But why won't the government allow civilians on Antarctica land?

AI Trump:

Oh, it's dangerous as fuck, that's why.

:

Believe me, Antarctica is just a frozen wasteland full of penguins and scientists studying climate change.

:

There's no secret alien base hidden underneath the ice.

:

That's just crazy liberal conspiracy theories.

:

The government restricts access because it's a harsh environment that requires special training and equipment.

:

Plus, they don't want a bunch of crackpot conspiracy theorists disturbing important research.

Gary G:

So if re elected in:

:

Believe me, shipping sleepy Joe to Antarctica would be tremendous.

:

He'd fit right in with the penguins, waddling around, confused.

:

It'd be great for the economy too.

:

Imagine the tourism boost people would come from all over just to see him slip and slide on the ice.

:

And who knows?

:

Maybe the cold would wake him up.

Gary G:

I'm fucking dead.

Gary G:

All right, Gary, you got any final words for tonight?

AI Trump:

No, I think.

AI Trump:

I think we had enough distractions.

AI Trump:

And new Zack, though, aside from his woke bullshit, right?

AI Trump:

Yeah, he's a better conversationalist than Zach.

Gary G:

Yeah, I think every time Zach calls out, we're going to pick a new AI to replace him for the night.

Gary G:

We'll see how the new AI is doing.

AI Trump:

Honestly, you got to look into making AI for any of us.

Gary G:

True.

Gary G:

Well, I'll have to.

AI Trump:

And then what if.

AI Trump:

Could you do a show of an AI?

AI Trump:

You an AI?

AI Trump:

Me and an AI.

AI Trump:

Zach and could we get all three of them talking to each other?

Gary G:

I'm not sure if I can, but I can look into it.

AI Trump:

Oh, you can look into it?

Gary G:

I can look into it.

Gary G:

I'll look into it.

AI Trump:

The next three weeks of your life, probably, you asshole.

Gary G:

Yeah, and I got the new PC coming in hopefully by Friday.

Gary G:

Friday?

Gary G:

So then I'm doing some more AI work.

AI Trump:

There it is.

Gary G:

All right, ladies and gentlemen, in that case, we're going to get out of here.

Gary G:

I want to thank everybody for coming in and tuning in.

Gary G:

Y'all are fucking awesome.

Gary G:

Don't worry, we'll do some lives with AI Trump tomorrow as well.

Gary G:

But y'all been a fucking blessing.

Gary G:

Thank you all.

Gary G:

Y'all have a great night.

Gary G:

We'll catch you all later.

Mark G:

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Mark G:

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Mark G:

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Gary G:

Yeah, baby.

Gary G:

We're out of here.

Gary G:

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