Join Mark G, Gary G, and their close friend JC as they dive deep into the chaos of current events and unravel the latest headlines, conspiracies, and societal issues. This week, the trio confronts the alarming division within the country, exploring how political ideologies have led to increasing animosity among individuals. They candidly discuss the impact of personal experiences, such as Mark’s struggles with family health issues, on their perspectives about life and society. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they debate the absurdity of proposed challenges, including the infamous ping pong ball machine, leading to laughter and camaraderie amidst serious topics. With their trademark blend of humor and insight, the guys remind listeners that despite differences, finding common ground and understanding is essential for a cohesive society.
The Mark G Show dives headfirst into the chaotic realm of current events, exploring a wide array of topics that challenge conventional thinking. Mark, Gary, and JC engage in a lively discussion that oscillates between light-hearted banter and profound reflections on society's most pressing issues. From the absurdities of political correctness to the intricacies of conspiracy theories, the trio leaves no stone unturned. They tackle the wildfires devastating California, drawing attention to the mismanagement of resources and the political machinations that contribute to such disasters. Their critique extends to the media's role in shaping narratives and the alarming trend of censorship, emphasizing the importance of free speech in maintaining a healthy democracy. Humor punctuates their conversation, as they take jabs at each other while simultaneously addressing serious subjects, creating a dynamic that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.
The episode also delves into personal anecdotes that humanize the discussion, with Mark sharing his emotional journey surrounding family health struggles and the realities of caregiving. These moments of vulnerability are juxtaposed with the absurdity of modern life, as they reminisce about the simpler times of the 90s and lament the current state of division within the country. The camaraderie between the hosts is palpable, showcasing how friendships can flourish even amidst differing opinions. The conversation flows seamlessly from topic to topic, with each host contributing their unique perspectives, making it clear that while they may disagree, mutual respect and understanding prevail.
As the episode progresses, the trio speculates about the future, particularly concerning the upcoming inauguration and the potential for unrest. Drawing parallels to historical events, they provide insights into how societal divisions could lead to significant consequences if left unchecked. With a mix of humor, seriousness, and a touch of cynicism, The Mark G Show invites listeners to consider their roles in shaping the world around them. By the end of the episode, listeners are left with a sense of urgency to engage in meaningful conversations and challenge prevailing narratives, all while sharing a good laugh with the hosts.
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Gary G:What is going on, everybody?
Gary G:Holy.
Gary G:Dear God, did it take an act of Congress to get this freaking show going today?
Gary G:And it's all because of JC And Gary.
Gary G:Gary jinxed us because he said, oh, there's no audio issues.
Gary G:That's the only thing we don't have.
Gary G:Well, guess what we had today?
Gary G:We had audio issues.
Gary G:So we're thanking Gary for the jinx, and we're thinking JC for making it happen.
Gary G:So let me give a shout out to everybody out here right now.
Gary G:Shout out to my brother from another brother.
Gary G:My brother from another mother, Gary.
Gary G:What's going on, my man?
JC:Brother from another brother.
JC:We're not.
JC:We're not.
JC:Mark doesn't know what button to push, right?
Gary G:Hell no.
Gary G:What's going on, man?
JC:Well, why is my ugly mug isolated?
JC:I'm not.
JC:I don't like this.
Mark G:Yes.
Mark G:I love it.
Mark G:I love.
Mark G:I do love it, though.
Mark G:Gary, you're sexy.
Gary G:All right, y'all, let's give a shout out to J.C.
Gary G:ladies and gentlemen.
Gary G:He is the man, the legend.
Gary G:Here he is right here.
Gary G:There he is.
Gary G:What's up, my man?
Mark G:We don't like you.
Gary G:Oh, damn.
Gary G:Damn.
Gary G:Yeah, I'll see how this show's gonna go today.
Gary G:Oh, lord have mercy, J.C.
Gary G:i don't know what I ever did to you.
Mark G:I don't know what I mean.
Mark G:We hate.
Mark G:So you're a Democrat?
Gary G:Oh, is that what it is?
Gary G:JC they put me first time ever.
Gary G:Y'all are horrible, man.
Gary G:Y'all are horrible.
JC:Anyway, friends like this, you don't need enemies, Mark.
Gary G:California's burning down.
Mark G:It's burning them.
Gary G:It's burning Mississippi.
Gary G:Getting snow.
Mark G:No, hell, wait.
Mark G:It's 50 degrees out here.
Gary G:It's 50.
Gary G:Yeah, but weren't y'all getting like, freezing rain?
Mark G:No, no, no.
Mark G:The top part of.
Mark G:Has got it.
Mark G:But yeah.
Gary G:No, put up.
Gary G:Zach.
Gary G:Zach, you were too late.
Gary G:JC Came in cruising.
Gary G:We're pulling.
Gary G:You know, we didn't.
Gary G:We didn't think you were gonna make it, so we called in.
Gary G:Zach.
Gary G:Zach was about ready to have your seat.
Mark G:Well, come on, bring him up here.
Gary G:I can't because I'm not set up for a four person show.
Mark G:Oh, I'm sorry.
Mark G:The producer can't do it, Zach.
Gary G:I can't do it on the freaking fly.
Gary G:You know, it takes like.
Gary G:It takes like 25 minutes to get this whole show started and have setup like.
Gary G:Y'all don't understand the.
Gary G:What it takes in the background to get this show running.
Gary G:Y'all just under.
Gary G:Y'all just understand how to run your freaking mouth.
Gary G:Elizabeth.
Gary G:Thank you.
Mark G:At 97 miles an hour.
Gary G:What about 97?
Gary G:We are not having that damn ping pong ball machine hit me at 97 mile per hour.
Gary G:Ping pong ball.
JC:Well, we gotta have it up and we gotta let the people know.
Mark G:And me and.
Mark G:Me and Gary gonna have a conversation.
Gary G:Oh, you and Gary.
Gary G:I'll shut up.
Gary G:I run it.
Gary G:Y'all got the show.
Gary G:Here you go.
Gary G:Y'all run the show.
Gary G:Go for it.
Mark G:We just shut him up.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:What we got Gary?
Mark G:I don't know what's what.
Mark G:What.
Mark G:What do you want to talk about?
JC:I want to talk.
JC:How about how goofy Mark looks?
Mark G:I mean, that's every day.
JC:I know.
Mark G:That's.
Mark G:Yeah, let's go.
Mark G:Come on.
Mark G:So, Mark.
Gary G:No, I'm not talking.
Gary G:Remember, this is you in the Gary show.
Mark G:Well, why are you talking, Jack whacker?
Mark G:All right.
Mark G:Oh, my God.
Mark G:What about that ping pong ball machine?
Mark G:Let's get it.
Mark G:100 miles an hour, hitting you in the face.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:No, not happening because why?
Gary G:Because I don't feel like being hit in the face at 100 miles per hour.
Gary G:Ping pong ball.
JC:I mean, 100 miles an hour is a little bit.
Mark G:Maybe.
JC:Maybe.
Mark G:I don't guess you only.
Gary G:No, that can't even go up that fast.
Gary G:Dear God.
JC:How fast does it go?
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I have no clue.
Gary G:We're not gonna find out.
Mark G:I will hit a union, folks.
Gary G:We are not getting smacked in the face at 100 mile.
Gary G:Ping Pong ball.
Gary G:It's not happening.
JC:Yeah, Mark, pull up your dress and do it.
Gary G:No, no.
Gary G:You know, I thought we got other to talk about than me getting my face smacked with balls.
Mark G:All of a sudden, now we Got something different.
Gary G:Talk about Rachel says, why not Rachel?
Gary G:Because that'll hurt like hell.
JC:So Mark's complaining that if people give him money, he doesn't want to get a little.
JC:A little kiss from a ping pong ball.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:You know how bad that would hurt?
JC:It was.
JC:Okay, so last week it was bouncing off of your.
JC:Your headset.
JC:Because I could hear the plastic connection, right?
Gary G:It was smacking off my headphones last week.
Gary G:Yes.
Mark G:Stop being a bit.
JC:He was complaining that it was hurting.
Gary G:Because there was the times hit me in the face.
Gary G:And you guys, like, Mark, move back.
Gary G:We'll let it freaking smack me in the neck to look like.
Mark G:Well, is it set up now?
Mark G:Is it set up now?
Gary G:Yes, but it's set up for a money gun and above.
Mark G:Okay.
Gary G:Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what's going on for tonight's show right now.
Mark G:A money gunner above a money.
Gary G:Got it.
Gary G:Mark, you don't watch movies more than one.
Gary G:I don't watch.
Gary G:There's no reason to watch a movie more than one.
Gary G:Zach.
Gary G:Once you watch a movie, it's good.
JC:We need your back so we can agree.
JC:Lag into him on this one a little bit more.
Gary G:We.
Gary G:You guys.
Gary G:You guys argue with me the other day on the phone about this.
Gary G:What's up, Jennifer?
Mark G:Every day on the phone with you.
Gary G:Y'All do to be honest.
Mark G:Are you me?
Mark G:Oh, let's see.
Mark G:Money gun, money gun.
Mark G:Hold on.
Mark G:I'm just.
Mark G:I'm scrolling.
Mark G:I'm scrolling.
Gary G:J.C.
Gary G:y'all.
Gary G:I don't know, Jennifer.
Mark G:It better be.
Mark G:Tied up to nine.
Mark G:That's all I can take.
Gary G:Tied up to nine for a money gun.
Mark G:Burn it up.
Gary G:For a damn money gun?
Mark G:Yeah, for a money gun.
Gary G:I'm not turning that all the way up to a nine for a day of money.
Mark G:I'm sorry.
Mark G:I'm a big baby.
Gary G:What the hell are we talking about tonight?
JC:Money, guns, money.
JC:Guys, we're talking about money guns.
Gary G:We are talking about money guns.
Gary G:Oh, man, I don't even know y'all.
Gary G:We're just here shooting the today, y'all.
Gary G:It's.
Gary G:It's been a weird news week, y'all.
Gary G:It's been a weird Newsweek.
Gary G:We got California so bad.
Mark G:It's like I'm all over the place.
Gary G:We got California wildfires.
Mark G:God damn.
Gary G:We got Biden telling the media pretty much to off.
JC:Whoa.
JC:What did he really?
Gary G:Well, he pretty much essentially said something in the Met lines of I've talked to every president or some.
Gary G:Like, he went off on the media it was great.
JC:Really?
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:Yeah, he did.
Gary G:And then you got.
Gary G:You got Trump and started texting.
Mark G:As soon as it's like you got.
Gary G:Trump, Trump and Obama laughing and giggling, pissing off freaking Kamala at the funeral.
Gary G:That was.
Mark G:I will tell you, that was bad.
Mark G:And that was bad on both ends.
Gary G:I don't.
Gary G:I found it kind of funny.
Mark G:Damn funeral.
Mark G:If you're at a presidential funeral, shut the up.
Gary G:Yeah, no one was talking at the pe.
Gary G:At the front pew, though.
Gary G:So they were going like, my grandmother's.
Mark G:Funeral, because we're gonna have damn confetti and.
Mark G:No, it's a presidential funeral.
Gary G:It is.
Gary G:But no one was talking up front, though.
Gary G:There was no priest, nobody doing the service at that time.
Gary G:So at that point, you can kind of have a little bit of an open discussion.
Mark G:Come on now.
Mark G:Be a little.
Mark G:Let's be a little.
Mark G:That's.
Mark G:That's real.
Mark G:And you know it.
Mark G:Gary knows it.
Mark G:Everybody knows it.
Mark G:I was like, yeah, that's up.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:All right.
Mark G:Right.
Mark G:Am I wrong?
Mark G:Just tell me if I'm right.
Gary G:I mean, I feel like they could have talked.
Gary G:I felt like they.
Gary G:They had the appropriate time to talk at that moment.
Gary G:At that moment, it was appropriate.
Mark G:Hey, they hate each other.
Gary G:They do.
Mark G:They are trying to talk to each other.
Mark G:See, why the are you talking during damn presidential funeral?
Gary G:But now here's the question, though.
Gary G:Do they truly hate each other or is it all smoke and mirrors for us?
JC:I mean, I think it's.
Gary G:A lot of.
JC:It is theater.
Mark G:Y'all don't want me getting this deep.
Gary G:Come on, you're.
Gary G:You've been drinking.
Gary G:My wife just has this.
Gary G:This.
Gary G:This a podcast or a Tick Tock Live.
Gary G:I think we're just.
Gary G:We're just shoot tonight, folks.
Gary G:We're just.
Gary G:Just having a good time hanging out, and we'll see where the show goes tonight.
JC:Basically, a Tik Tok live in the format of a podcast.
Gary G:That's it.
JC:Exactly right.
Mark G:Thank you, Gary.
Mark G:There.
Mark G:That's what everybody.
Mark G:Hey, if y'all are bitching.
Mark G:What Gary just said.
Mark G:What?
Mark G:We're happy.
Gary G:Oh, no, no, there's no bitching.
Gary G:I think the wife was just kind of curious where we're going on it tonight, where the show was going.
JC:I mean, we'll probably eventually get into something.
Gary G:The wife is kind of, like, listening to the show while she's working.
Mark G:She's, like, hearing my voice.
Gary G:Oh, is that what it is?
Gary G:Damn.
Gary G:Okay, you hear that, dear?
Gary G:You hear that?
Gary G:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Mark G:She didn't cut you off.
Mark G:Damn MySpace.
Gary G:MySpace we haven't seen Tom in a while.
Gary G:What the hell are you talking about?
Gary G:MySpace for Poor Tom.
Gary G:I miss tomorrow, tomorrow.
Mark G:Thank you.
Mark G:We got somebody.
Mark G:Thank you.
Gary G:Thank you so much for the heart me.
JC:If anything, Tom played his thank you so much perfectly.
Mark G:Yes.
JC:Created a thing, got paid and retired.
JC:And from what I remember, basically all he does is travel and shoot photography and I can't do anything but respect the out of that.
Mark G:I agree, I agree.
Gary G:Tom made his money and he ran go shoot photos.
JC:Hell yeah, dude.
Gary G:Tom made his money.
Mark G:Talk Zuckerberg, whatever his name is.
Gary G:Oh, you want to talk about Zuckerberg?
Gary G:What do you think about him?
Gary G:Do you think Zuckerberg is like a little dog?
Mark G:No, I think he got.
Mark G:I don't know how to put this without getting us all kicked off of Every platform.
Gary G:Hey, J.C.
Gary G:the wife has responded.
Gary G:She says she doesn't really care for the sound of your voice, but.
Mark G:I think I don't know how to put this without getting us all kicked off of every platform.
Gary G:Go ahead, try it, Try it.
Gary G:Figure it out.
Mark G:So what's up?
Mark G:Andrew Zuckerberg got punished by the Democrats.
Mark G:He did to, I guess say what he wanted to say, that I guess they pushed him to what he wanted to do.
Mark G:You know what I'm saying?
Mark G:They pushed him to make.
Gary G:Yes, we are Ryan.
Mark G:Fact check, Fact check.
Mark G:You know what I'm saying?
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:What you're saying is that he went the way that he was forced, but he was forced by the hand of the government is what you're essentially saying.
Mark G:He's like, I'm.
Mark G:I'm game for going Republican.
Mark G:You can't jump that far left to go back.
Mark G:Right.
Gary G:But maybe, maybe it's also a sense of.
Gary G:That he's.
Gary G:Maybe it's a sense of.
Gary G:Zuckerberg saw how X is actually thriving now in the success of free speech and that community notes actually work versus having fact checkers come out and have their.
Gary G:There's certain opinion be only the opinion that's allowed on the platform.
Gary G:So if you're a pro Trumper, the fact checkers are always going to come after you and say, no, your information's wrong.
Gary G:This is the correct way.
Gary G:So now you got community notes that people can actually post and be like, no, here's.
Gary G:Here's what truly happened.
Gary G:Here's the data to back it up.
Gary G:Here.
Gary G:Here's a few links so you can go through.
Gary G:And that's what I like about community notes and that's what I like about access.
Mark G:Have you done anything on.
Mark G:Just random on Facebook?
Mark G:I have.
Gary G:Have you?
Gary G:Well, I can't really.
Mark G:I ain't been fact checked for.
Mark G:I've been used to fact check for the same thing I did back in the day.
Gary G:I've been fact checked so many times on Facebook, there's been times my wife told me I had to stop so I don't get my Facebook deactivated.
Mark G:Do it right now.
Gary G:Do what right now?
Mark G:Do it.
Mark G:Do just some random.
Mark G:Because you won't get fact checked.
Mark G:It's the goddamn thing you've ever seen.
Gary G:All right, so hold on.
Gary G:Wait, wait.
Gary G:All right, so he's telling me to do something random on Facebook chat.
Gary G:Y'all want to see me type up something weird on Facebook?
Gary G:We'll put on the Mark G Show's Facebook page here.
Gary G:We could see if we get fact checked.
Gary G:Hold on.
Gary G:Let's go.
Gary G:Let me go ahead and share the screen over here.
Gary G:Let's do this.
Gary G:JC's over here.
Gary G:He.
Gary G:He's having a good time right now.
Gary G:I think JC's got.
Gary G:Got a good buzz going.
Mark G:Oh.
Mark G:Then passed.
JC:Oh.
Mark G:What the.
Mark G:We go to.
Mark G:We got some Google.
Gary G:What?
Gary G:What are you talking about?
Mark G:Yeah, yeah.
Gary G:I don't know what the hell I'm doing over here tonight, y'all.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:Let me go to the screen share.
Gary G:All right.
Gary G:Yes, we got the screen share going on.
Gary G:Oh, look at that.
Gary G:Beautiful fireworks over there.
Gary G:Let's go.
Gary G:All right.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Well, you want me to go to Facebook and you want me to try again, so we're gonna go.
Gary G:We're gonna go to the Mark G show over here.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:Let me make sure I'm signed into the Mark G Show.
Gary G:Okay, so on the Mark G show page, let's see.
Gary G:Did I tell you?
Gary G:Whoops.
Gary G:Yeah, the earth is flatter.
Mark G:Then.
Gary G:Whoops.
Gary G:All right, so the wife did tell me I'll probably get flat fact check because it's postable over a course of a couple months.
Gary G:But let's see here.
Gary G:I will typo.
Gary G:Did I tell you that the earth is flatter than Kamala's chest and it's going to go through Biden suffers from hardcore dementia.
Gary G:I so spelled that wrong.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:I gotta love spell checking.
Gary G:All right, there we go.
Gary G:I will post it.
Gary G:We'll.
Gary G:We'll come back to it and see if it gets fact checked later on.
Mark G:It's the goddamn thing I've ever seen.
Gary G:We'll come back to that a little bit later.
Gary G:All right, we posted on the Facebook.
Gary G:We'll see what happens.
Gary G:Jc, how you doing?
Gary G:Over there, my man drinking.
Gary G:God.
Gary G:Oh.
Gary G:So Gary, out of this whole wild week, which news story caught you the most?
JC:I mean, just, I mean, obviously the fires in California.
Mark G:No, them fires burn, burn.
JC:Look, I, I have, I, I have.
Gary G:People that I know, we have family, friends down there.
JC:Yeah.
JC:Like I spent 25 years of my life in LA and, and I do know people who are personally who are affected by these fires.
JC:And even, it's like I said like as, as much as, as much as I talk about California, it's the government in California.
JC:That's really, that place up there's there, it's too expensive, there's too many people, the, the traffic sucks and all of these things.
JC:But like, you know, the better portion of my life has been spent down there and, and I do have a love for LA that's, you know, can't just let it go.
JC:But these, these fires, man, they're, they're gnarly and the fact that the destruction is, is widespread and you know, people are still trying to blame it on climate change.
JC:I don't think it's climate change.
JC:The Santa Ana winds happen all the time.
JC:There's, there's annual, like there's fire season in California, but these particular, this particular one that started, you know, a few days ago or whatever this is, people knew that the winds were coming and I think there's probably a handful of people responsible for getting it started.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:I think they were either started intentionally or accidentally started by a person.
JC:Whether it was negligence or intent.
JC:It's, this is not a, this is not a global warming thing.
JC:This is super unfortunate thing and it's devastating and I feel really bad for the people who've been negatively affected by it.
JC:And I have friends who are like hardcore Democrats and they're like, I have no sympathy for these people's five million dollar mansions burning down.
JC:And it's like, so you're saying that you don't care that somebody's.
JC:So if somebody spent 30 years of their life create, building a career and you know, putting their life in a position to where they can afford a five million dollar mansion and then that's all gone and you have zero sympathy or that's, to me that's just cold as, that's cold blooded and it's, it's such a lack of empathy towards other humans that's completely mind blowing.
JC:And, and you know, I feel really bad for the people that have lost everything, literally everything.
JC:So imagine everything that you have spent your entire life creating, building, acquiring, gone in an instant.
JC:It's heartbreaking and it's tragic.
Gary G:Oh, absolutely.
JC:And it's.
JC:It's insane to me how shitty the perspective has been.
JC:Like, I'm down to crack jokes and, and I, you know, I deal with trauma and bad things by humor.
JC:But for the people who are saying these, like, really hurtful things and they're not trying to be sarcastic or whatever, and they, like, literally mean it, that's up.
JC:And I don't know, I.
JC:I hope, I hope people can be grateful that they didn't die.
JC:If they didn't die in the thing, it's like, it, Like, I don't think.
Mark G:Anybody'S gonna die in it because there's.
Gary G:16 total deaths right now.
Mark G:So.
JC:So, I mean, there have been deaths and it's like 16 pretty low considering how fast that thing moves plants.
Mark G:Put in perspective.
Mark G:North Carolina.
JC:Oh, my God.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:When all the goddamn Californians were bitching about that, like, oh, well, why are we spending money here?
Mark G:It was Thousands.
Mark G:You had 16 people die, right?
Mark G:16.
Gary G:Now the 16.
Gary G:So this is where I will tell you.
Mark G:I, I don't want any.
Mark G:Nobody to die.
Mark G:I don't give a damn.
Mark G:Democrat, Republican, I don't give a shit what stance you are on.
Mark G:But they.
Mark G:California was the least people to go on North Carolina, man.
Mark G:Dude, I was like, man.
Mark G:Oh, really?
Mark G:And now North Carolina is like, bounce.
Mark G:If you watch North Carolina's like, save the wildfires.
Mark G:Do this, do this.
Mark G:They flooded, dude.
Mark G:There's a lot of people died.
JC:Yeah.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:And if they were, the California death count right now, too, is we're still unable to get to a lot of these areas.
Gary G:So we're gonna have to get cadaver dogs out there.
Gary G:And the cadaver dogs, unfortunately, I think are gonna find more bodies.
Gary G:There's so many.
Gary G:Been so many evacuations that I don't think everybody, unfortunately, I don't think everybody's got out of there until the cadaver dogs go out.
Gary G:There is when we're really going to know what the body count is.
Gary G:I think there's a lot more death that's going to be revealed.
Mark G:I don't think you'll ever figure that out.
Mark G:It's kind of like North Carolina.
Mark G:You're not going to figure it out.
Mark G:Right.
JC:Even talk about North Carolina.
JC:That shit's devastating too, because I remember watching some of the.
JC:Similar to what's going on in Pacific Palisades.
JC:Like, there were photos of like a town.
JC:Granted, it's like a small town, so there's not, you know, 40, 50,000 people living in there.
JC:But if you think of a town with 4,000 people, like, there's little community stores, these little markets, and, like, they have workshops and their homes.
JC:Right.
JC:So one photo is, here's a town, here's the main road, and the next thing, it looks like a.
JC:Just a river wash.
JC:Like, the entire town was gone.
Gary G:Right.
JC:Like that.
JC:To me, like, I think people have been so desensitized that when they see this stuff on.
JC:On the Internet, they see these before and after photos.
JC:It's really hard for them to, like.
Mark G:Really imagine.
Mark G:I don't think they understand.
JC:They really don't.
Mark G:Community of.
Mark G:Just say, hey, I'm.
Mark G:I'm in mark's place.
Mark G:It's 10,000 people.
Mark G:Just say, I don't know what Mark lives in.
Mark G:I don't know what you live in.
Mark G:I live in about 300,000.
Mark G:It's a small community.
Mark G:All right.
Mark G:It's like this big.
Mark G:And I mean, when.
Mark G:When something happens, you got 10,000 people there or whatever wipes them out.
Mark G:I mean, it'll wipe them out.
JC:And it's quick.
Mark G:Yeah.
JC:It's like.
JC:It's not like it takes five years.
JC:It's like, literally on Saturday, everybody's living their life like, normal, and then everything is like the.
JC:It's gone.
JC:Like, not destroyed gone.
JC:Like, it was never there.
Mark G:Like, your livelihood is lost.
JC:Crazy.
Gary G:Everything you know about life is over.
JC:It's just like.
JC:And it's like, people, like, think about it.
JC:If there's, you know, 10,000 people, 300,000 people, whatever.
JC:It's like every one of those people and families, it takes years of hard work and community to, like, build these things up.
JC:And for them to be completely just erased, like, they were never there in an instant, is insane.
Mark G:Little small towns, they support each other.
JC:Yeah, man.
JC:It's a community.
Mark G:Like, they will be like, oh, I'm going this place for a hamburger.
Mark G:I'm going this place for the steak night.
Mark G:And they go home.
Mark G:It's like, right.
Gary G:The community comes together.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:I mean, look at the way.
Gary G:Look at how LA has unified during these fires as well.
Gary G:I've never seen LA so freaking unified as I have right now.
JC:It's great, man.
JC:There's.
JC:There's a couple of guys that I.
JC:I follow on.
JC:On social media, and it's like.
JC:And.
JC:And it's like, for them to say, like, hey, you know, my family lost everything.
JC:If anybody has, like, extra shoes or shirts or something to bring to them, and it's like people are donating, and that's amazing.
Gary G:And it's.
JC:And that's great.
JC:And I wish.
JC:And it's not about getting free stuff or whatever.
JC:It's like the fact that there are people who are willing to help others when they're down.
JC:That's to me, is like the better side of humanity.
JC:But it's like, I'm.
JC:I'm pretty sure all the you, like, started bring this into, like, international politics.
JC:But it's like, I'm sure people in Ukraine aren't putting up California flags and like, hey, let's.
JC:You know.
Mark G:But hey, $1.5 billion.
Gary G:Now, right?
Gary G:No, that won't.
Gary G:About that here in a second.
Gary G:But did you hear, though, that Zelensky has offered.
Gary G:I don't know where he's getting it from, because I thought they're fighting wars, but zelensky has offered 150 firefighters to go to California to help fight the fires.
JC:Great.
JC:He should.
Mark G:Oh, as he should offer every goddamn firefighter in the United States putting out the goddamn fires in California.
Mark G:You should have everybody fighting to get North Carolina.
Mark G:Right.
Mark G:I mean, God damn it, we're America.
Gary G:We are.
Gary G:We should be taking care of Americans first, worrying about the other countries second.
Mark G:Yep.
Mark G:I'll bet you I fly out tomorrow.
Mark G:If Gary needed an Oregon, I'm fly out to Oregon.
Mark G:That's what nobody gets for.
Gary G:I thought JC said if Gary needed Oregon, I'd fly there and give him an organ.
Gary G:That's what I thought he said after.
JC:I.
JC:I'll take your organ there.
Gary G:JC I'm not sure if his liver is good right about now.
Gary G:I'm not sure if that liver is any good.
Gary G:But it.
JC:That's not the organ I want.
Mark G:What I'm saying is if.
Mark G:If Gary needed help, I'm there.
Mark G:If you needed help, I'm there.
Mark G:We are literally everybody looks at us in this damn platform.
Mark G:I'm in the South.
Mark G:You're pretty much northwest as far as you can go.
Gary G:People think I'm part of Canada.
Mark G:Yeah, Gary's like, north, I guess.
Mark G:West, north, south.
Mark G:I don't know.
JC:Northeast.
JC:I'm northwest.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:I hate.
Mark G:Or just throwing it out there, but I mean, really, you call me.
Mark G:I'm coming.
Gary G:All right.
Mark G:Why are we not Americans just fucking going?
Gary G:So here's my question, right?
Gary G:So Biden obviously said over the course of the next few months, the government's got 100% covered for California, but where was that coverage?
Gary G:And that for also north for North Carolina, like, where was that?
Gary G:North Carolina residents were $750 and not.
JC:Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:There was $750.
Gary G:But here's the thing.
Gary G:Not everyone got them.
Gary G:And it wasn't legit.
Gary G:Here's 750 bucks.
Gary G:Help you out.
Gary G:Don't worry about it.
Gary G:It was, here's $750, and here's how you pay us back.
Gary G:Like that $750 check they had to pay back.
Gary G:That wasn't.
Gary G:That wasn't money.
Gary G:The government saying, here, let me help you.
Gary G:It was, here's a 750 loan.
JC:Yeah.
JC:Make sure you pay me back 900.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:So not only were they loaning the money for anybody, it's not gonna do.
Gary G:You lost your home, you lost your livelihood.
Gary G:750 bucks may get you a hotel room for two nights, and that's about it.
Gary G:And that's at a whole motel late, where you got cockroaches.
Gary G:And.
Mark G:But they leave the light on, let's be honest.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:So.
Gary G:No, I mean, I.
Gary G:I just.
Gary G:I don't get where our government's priorities.
Mark G:Are at on this.
Mark G:I get.
Mark G:This is where y'all are touching me right now, that I can finally let go.
Gary G:Well, that's good.
Gary G:I'm glad we so mad on this.
Gary G:And then you got Newsome, who is right.
Mark G:He's a piece of run president.
Mark G:Cause you're gonna get destroyed.
Gary G:He is.
Gary G:No, he is.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:Hey, so.
Gary G:So as.
Mark G:I'm living on this, something wrong with.
Gary G:As I was saying about Newsom, though, is he's being fact checked left and right right now.
JC:I've been seeing that.
Gary G:He's getting fact checked left and right right now.
Mark G:Have you been fact checked on damn Facebook yet?
Mark G:Nope.
Mark G:You know why?
Mark G:Because the shit's legit.
JC:Let's go back to that really quick.
JC:I know we're jumping around.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:This is just how we're doing it today.
Mark G:Right now.
JC:I feel like I'm one of the.
JC:The few people that can sympathize with Zuckerberg and Facebook on the whole censorship thing.
Mark G:He got cornered, man.
Mark G:He got cornered.
Mark G:He got told he's going to get something about his family or something that's going to get me and Gary talked about this.
JC:Yeah, yeah.
Mark G:He's going to get pinched.
Mark G:And he had to make a decision, and he made this decision to fact check.
JC:And it's like.
JC:And ultimately he's not the arbiter of truth.
JC:And.
JC:And he knew that.
JC:And it's like.
JC:And look, this guy created a company that billions of people use around the world.
JC:So it's like he has all of the governments from every one of those countries that this, the Facebook.
JC:Facebook platform is used on.
JC:Coming down on him.
JC:He had the, you know, the.
JC:The Biden regime coming down on him.
JC:God knows what kind of threats were made to his family or to him or to his businesses or whatever.
JC:So it's like he didn't want to do it.
JC:And I.
JC:And when he says that, I honestly think that he.
JC:He didn't want to do it.
JC:Right.
JC:So for him to get Dana White on the board of directors, that says a lot.
JC:I mean, I just.
JC:It was funny.
JC:I saw a thing on X today saying, like, six years ago, Zuckerberg discovered smoking meat, got into martial arts and started lifting weights and started, like, finally becoming on the board of directors.
JC:And it's like, look, he's.
JC:He's a.
JC:He's a fallible human just like everyone else.
JC:He's got flaws.
JC:He's.
JC:He's learning as he goes, just like everyone else.
JC:And, like, I'm the only one.
JC:I feel like.
JC:Or not the only one, but I'm the.
JC:The minority, I think, when it comes to, like, I.
JC:I am willing to give him a second chance.
JC:And I feel like he legitimately wants to do what's right for.
JC:For any number of reasons.
Gary G:Right.
JC:It could be because he feels like it's the winning team and he just wants to hop on, find whatever bandwagon.
JC:Fine.
JC:But I also feel like he genuinely like getting back to his roots.
JC:I feel like he really wants to do what's right and to, like, help people connect and communicate and do all of the things that they should do without, you know, as long as they're not breaking the law or, you know, anything that's, like, severely unethical, then.
JC:I don't know.
JC:I.
JC:I feel like Zuck is doing what's right now, and there's a lot of people who are trying to Monday morning quarterback what happened over the last four or five years with.
JC:With Facebook, but nobody knows for sure what was actually said behind closed doors to that dude to make him make the decisions he had to do with Facebook.
JC:So I hope.
JC:I hope he's doing the right thing now for the right reasons, and I hope it works out the way he wants it to.
JC:And it's just.
JC:I feel like everybody has been beaten down and desensitized so hard over the past four to five years that it's just.
JC:Or even over the past decade or whatever, since social media has really been coming out.
Mark G:At least a decade.
JC:Yeah, dude.
JC:It's just like, people have.
JC:The people who are online the most have really forgotten what it's like to be human.
Gary G:Right.
JC:And to, like, make mistakes.
Mark G:Cowboys, that's what I call them.
JC:Yeah.
JC:It's like, look everybody up.
JC:Ev.
JC:Like, in the people who go the hardest against someone else saying that they're wrong or whatever, it's like those are the people that probably have more skeletons in the closet because they're pointing the finger so hard at other people.
JC:Everybody up.
JC:And especially when you're a public figure and you've created something like, like X or Facebook or whatever the platform is, like, you're under a microscope all the time, and it's like people don't know what that's like.
Mark G:I agree with that.
JC:So I don't know.
JC:I hope, I hope, like I said, I hope Zuck's doing the right thing for the right reasons.
JC:And.
JC:And I hope come January 20, more positivity and better things really start to happen.
Mark G:Boys, next week.
Mark G:Next week.
Gary G:Let's talk about the 20th, though.
Gary G:Do you have any concerns about 20?
Gary G:Even Dan Bongino has coming out and said that even Trump's, like, security detail is kind of concerned about this event because he does not have.
Gary G:There's not enough coverage for Trump during the 20th.
Gary G:Like, he does not have enough detail to the manpower.
Gary G:So the 20th is kind of concerning.
Mark G:Yeah, I'm worried.
JC:I hope they can beef up the security detail in the next week, and I hope they vet the.
JC:Out of the people who are going to be coming on board as a last minute and.
JC:And I really pray that nothing catastrophic happens like I'll be now.
JC:And the 20th, you're going there for the next four or five years.
Mark G:Like, I'll be there.
Mark G:I'm worried shitless.
Mark G:I ain't gonna lie to you.
Mark G:I'm like, oh, who gives a but, right?
Mark G:It's 20 of us going 15 now.
Gary G:You go into the inauguration and you going to the rally.
Mark G:I'm going to the.
Mark G:The inauguration.
Gary G:Very nice.
Gary G:You're gonna be live streaming it.
Mark G:I mean, I can.
Mark G:If you aren't on the Mark G show.
Gary G:I mean, just live stream so we can check it out, you know, you live stream the inauguration be pretty badass.
Mark G:I'm old as well.
Gary G:Get young, God damn it.
Mark G:Hell, I'm.
Mark G:I'm glad to be on this damn show right now.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I love being.
Gary G:I love doing a show over there.
Mark G:Stuffing his meat.
JC:Dude, I gotta, man.
JC:I got.
JC:I'd say pork and chicken porridge with some veggies made out of it.
JC:Yeah, porridge.
Gary G:Dude, I think JC's got a sausage for you.
JC:Dude, it's so good.
Gary G:And for those who asked about the ping pong ball launcher, yes, it is turned on.
Gary G:I think it's only firing three shots right now, but.
Gary G:No, it's turned on the five.
Gary G:It's turned on the five.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:It's not gonna hurt him.
Mark G:It's not gonna hurt him.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Mark G:At least nine.
Mark G:He should be at least nine.
Mark G:Me and Gary have both agreed nine is where it needs to be.
Gary G:Yeah, and nine would probably break my monitor.
JC:No, it wouldn't.
Gary G:It absolutely would.
JC:Have you even shot it online?
JC:Have you seen.
Gary G:I won't.
Gary G:Because I won't take a chance to freaking smash onto my monitor.
Gary G:You guys.
Gary G:You guys don't monitor shoot the wall.
JC:Shoot something other than whatever.
Gary G:When that thing fires, okay?
Gary G:And it hits, it ricochets and then bounces off into the electronics.
Gary G:So I gotta be careful.
Mark G:I.
Gary G:There's a lot of things I gotta watch out.
Mark G:Hey, but can we show everybody the bingo card?
Gary G:The bingo card I can throw.
Gary G:I have posted it on all social media, by the way, folks, if you really want to see it and download.
Mark G:It, can you not.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I can't share here.
Gary G:Give me.
Gary G:I will share here.
Mark G:Social media.
Mark G:Can you not figure this out?
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:You know what?
Gary G:Jc, take another shot while I'm pulling up, will you?
Gary G:Go ahead, take another shot, jc.
Mark G:Say it.
Gary G:Dear God.
Mark G:You should at least show it on.
Mark G:Ticky tock, right?
Gary G:I am not putting any holes in the walls, dear.
Gary G:The ping pong ball throw definitely won't put holes in the walls.
Gary G:See what y'all done now?
Gary G:The wife just texted me and said I better not be putting holes in the walls.
JC:Well, if it can't put holes in the walls.
JC:And don't be a.
JC:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:Really?
Gary G:You two.
Gary G:Really?
Mark G:I love.
Mark G:I love you.
Gary G:All right, give me one second.
Gary G:I will post up this freaking.
Gary G:The.
Gary G:The.
Gary G:The.
Mark G:The bingo card is the ping bob machine.
Gary G:Yes, it is.
Gary G:It's firing three shots at freaking five right now.
Mark G:Is it.
Mark G:Is it on?
Gary G:It is on.
Mark G:There we go.
Gary G:It is on.
Mark G:Bingo.
Gary G:All right, let me.
Gary G:Let me pull it up so everybody else can see it here.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:All right, so we have it up.
Gary G:We did make the bingo card, folks.
Gary G:You can get this bingo card on our Twitter.
Gary G:On the Mark G show Twitter.
Gary G:We Mark G show Facebook.
Gary G:I think I even put it on TikTok.
Gary G:So I put the fire in the middle.
Gary G:I said, since the California wildfires are already happening, I put the.
Gary G:I put the fire in the center to signify the California wildfires.
JC:That's the free spot.
Gary G:I can't believe none of us said that.
Gary G:None of us said a major drastic wildfire.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:But on this one, though, you do have a couple of areas that you can hit.
Gary G:So somebody did say something very interesting on, I believe, Tik Tok.
Gary G:They comment underneath the tik Tok when they said, can we do four corner bingo?
Gary G:Because we do a four corner.
Gary G:We've got it.
Gary G:A terrorist attack in the US by Gary.
Gary G:A pandemic by me.
Gary G:That's on the second corner.
Gary G:Third one's, and a major advancement in quantum computing and then a release of JFK files that's in the four corners.
Gary G:So someone says we might have a four corner bingo.
JC:I don't know enough about bingo to know what that even means.
Gary G:So that's if we do four corners.
Gary G:But if we're gonna go bingo, we want to go straight.
Gary G:So, bingo, you can go four across, four down or four dangly five or.
JC:Including the free spot, right?
Gary G:Correct.
Mark G:I'm just trying to find a goddamn money gun right now.
Mark G:Oh, Mark.
Gary G:Yes, sir.
Mark G:Enjoy.
Mark G:Enjoy it.
Gary G:All right, ladies and gentlemen, I will take this off real quick.
Gary G:Hold on.
Mark G:Oh, Mom.
Mark G:Yeah, you didn't turn it on.
Mark G:Just let us see it.
Gary G:It did turn on.
Gary G:That hurt.
Mark G:It was literally two minutes.
Gary G:It's three balls at freaking five, okay?
Gary G:It stinks.
Mark G:Oh, my God.
Mark G:Three balls at five.
Gary G:Okay, let me ask you, while I'm doing this right here, does it echo when I'm talking to you guys like this right now, though, where I got the headphones off?
Mark G:No, no, we're good.
Gary G:All right, so I'll leave this off.
Gary G:So that way there.
Gary G:It don't hit my headphones.
Mark G:20 is a 20.
Mark G:But it.
Gary G:But there.
Gary G: There's the: Gary G:For those who are asking.
Gary G:You all can download that.
Mark G:There it is.
Gary G:Yes, sir.
Gary G:But yeah, I did save it for anybody who wants a copy of it.
Gary G:You can download it on our profile, our social media.
Mark G:But okay, well, put the picture back up.
Mark G:Put a picture of you back up.
Gary G:Picture of me back up?
Mark G:Yeah, well, you gotta have.
Mark G:God damn it.
Mark G:I'm sitting here looking a picture of bingo card.
Gary G:I've got it back on.
Mark G:No, do I now?
Mark G:Hold on.
Gary G:All right, y'all see me now.
Mark G:Sorry, sorry, not sorry.
Gary G:See y'all.
Gary G:JC is doing it again, and I guess he wants to see me get hit again.
Mark G:Let me guess, let me guess.
Mark G:This.
Mark G:I.
Mark G:Please hit him in the face.
Gary G:Yeah, J.C.
Gary G:i mean, what the.
Mark G:What.
Mark G:What was that?
Mark G:See, this is what we run into.
Mark G:You gotta fix your.
Gary G:It's.
JC:Is it out of ammo or what's going on?
Gary G:No, it's not out of ammo.
Gary G:The device disconnected.
Gary G:I got him, though.
Mark G:Oh, oh, the disconnected.
Mark G:Like.
Gary G:I mean, that one missed.
Gary G:I got you again.
Gary G:Hold on.
Mark G:Look, it arcs.
Mark G:It arcs now.
Gary G:It has to.
Gary G:You don't understand the concept video up there.
Mark G:No.
Mark G:Gary, can you please your video up?
JC:I can't because I'm on my PC on here.
Gary G:So what are you guys trying to do now?
Mark G:I want.
JC:I think JC Wants to show that video of that little fat guy getting shot with the.
JC:With a ping pong ball gun.
Gary G:Oh, you said that via text message, though, didn't you?
JC:Yeah, yeah, but I can't share that on here.
Gary G:You can't?
Gary G:What was it on?
JC:Probably Instagram.
Gary G:Look at JC like, y'all should know it.
Gary G:We.
Gary G:I don't know what was on.
Gary G:If he shared it to me on a computer, I can pull it up.
Mark G:We said we shared that on them.
JC:It was on.
JC:It was on Insta.
Gary G:It was on Insta.
Gary G:What was the account name?
Gary G:Hold on, everybody.
Gary G:We're gonna try this.
Gary G:Gary, if you send it to me on X, I could probably pull it up.
Mark G:Send that.
Mark G:Because it.
Mark G:The ball exploded.
Mark G:Yeah, your ball's arking.
Gary G:Okay, for those who are listening, when they're talking about balls, they're talking about ping pong balls, okay?
Gary G:They're not talking about the balls down below.
Gary G:And yes, because the machine is set up over on.
Gary G:On a desk, so therefore, it does kind of have to arch to hit me because it's not tall enough to be level to my face for a direct shot.
JC:So the.
JC:The account is Davely David Dot Entertainment.
Gary G:Hold on one second.
Gary G:We're going to Instagram.
Mark G:I mean, I don't know.
JC:I don't know where it is in this.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:This is what it is.
Mark G:I won't.
Mark G:I want an explosion.
Mark G:I want.
Mark G:I want you to sit there and look at it and hit you in the nose and make it bleed.
Gary G:Wow.
Gary G:Wow.
Mark G:If I'm gonna pay you for a uni, I'll give you a unique right now if you let me see if I can do this.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:No, I'm not gonna take a bloody nose.
Gary G:I don't care how much money.
Gary G:I'm not gonna have a ping pong ball blow that up in my face.
Gary G:Y'all hear this, right?
JC:I'm trying to see if I can send it to you on.
JC:On X here.
JC:Give me a second.
Gary G:Okay, Y'all Hear him, right?
Gary G:He's trying to literally cause physical pain on me over here.
Mark G:Yes, I am.
Gary G:What a dick.
Gary G:God damn.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Y'all see how JC is right now, right?
JC:I think I sent it to you on X.
JC:All right, let me see.
Gary G:All right, give me one second.
Gary G:Gary sent me a link.
Gary G:I'm gonna pull it up here.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:So this is what JC once done to me.
Gary G:Let me pause it real quick so I can pull it up on the screen.
Mark G:Except in your face, not your chest.
Mark G:I want it in your face.
Gary G:You're brutal, man.
Mark G:You.
Gary G:You are brutal.
Mark G:Uni or you don't you want a unique you?
JC:You wrote on your wall that you were going to be a Biden lover for a union.
Gary G:And you know how much my wife gave me for that one?
Gary G:Oh, man, she gave me so much.
Mark G:There it is.
Mark G:Here it is.
Gary G:Okay, y'all, so this right here, hold on.
Gary G:I gotta be able to share the sound to you guys.
Gary G:So you're gonna have to be quiet while I play it so I can.
Gary G:Oh, wait, no, I think you will be able to hear it because I'm sharing this the screen, so you should be able to hear the sound.
Gary G:All right, here we go.
Mark G:There we go.
Mark G:Where's the sound you got.
Mark G:You gotta blow it.
Gary G:The TV crew brought in a baseball player.
Gary G:A red mark appeared on the man's stomach where the ball landed.
Gary G:But the man said he didn't feel any pain this time.
Gary G:A professional ping pong player.
Gary G:Take a shot.
Gary G:A ping pong ball flying at 120 miles slammed into the man's stomach.
Gary G:Now the crew decided to use the power of science.
Gary G:With this weapon, you can launch balls at speeds of up to 372mile.
Gary G:For safety, they fired the ping pong ball at 186mile.
Gary G:The incredibly fastball hit the man's chest, shattering into pieces on impact.
Gary G:This man.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:No.
Mark G:Yeah.
JC:So hold on, hold on.
Mark G:Are you four?
Mark G:Are you trying at least seven?
Mark G:Let's go at least seven.
JC:Are you saying that your machine on level seven is going to be faster than a professional baseball picture?
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:I don't know, but I don't want to find out.
Gary G:Oh, hold on.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I don't want to find out.
Mark G:I mean, all I want is you to take one to the face at level nine.
Mark G:No.
Gary G:What?
Mark G:I'm a baby?
JC:How about.
JC:How about two is.
JC:Would you take it to your belly on level nine?
Mark G:What's it gonna take for me to get you five in the face at level nine?
Gary G:Not happening.
Mark G:I Didn't know right now.
Gary G:Not happening.
Gary G:I would do a level nine to my chest.
Gary G:I'd stand up, face it.
Gary G:I would shut off the screen and let a level nine hit me in the chest.
Mark G:No, I want to end the face.
Mark G:I want to end the face.
Gary G:I'm not doing in the face that the face is crazy.
JC:What about a level nine to the gut to know what it feels like, and then you can just level up?
Mark G:It's not gonna be.
Mark G:It's not gonna be 130.
JC:It's gonna be slower than a professional baseball pitcher.
Gary G:I don't.
Gary G:All right, so hold on.
Gary G:Let me see.
Gary G:Let me.
Gary G:Let me read out the.
Gary G:The nice.
Gary G:The most balls.
Gary G:The fewest balls is 100.
Gary G:The most balls.
Gary G:110 balls.
Gary G:Fewest balls.
Gary G:It doesn't tell how fast it throws out.
Gary G:Top spin.
Gary G:Yes, sir.
Mark G:All I can tell you is your candy ass right now, because I would literally stand up for my crowd and be like.
Mark G:And you're a.
Gary G:That's okay.
Gary G:I'll be a.
Mark G:You're.
Mark G:You're getting art.
Gary G:And there's a reason why it has to.
Gary G:Ar.
Mark G:Already said it.
Mark G:Me and Gary already said it.
JC:Level nine to the gut.
Gary G:I would do a level nine to the gut.
Gary G:I've already said that I would lift up the shirt.
Mark G:Would you take one.
Mark G:A level nine to the face?
JC:No, but you don't even know what it's like yet, so take it to the gut for a money gun?
Mark G:No idea.
JC:Take.
JC:Take a.
JC:Take a couple of shots at level nine to the gut for a money gun?
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:No offense.
JC:Oh, dude, come on, Dude.
Gary G:No.
JC:See?
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:All right.
Gary G:Y'all are the perfect definition of.
Gary G:What do they call?
Gary G:Peer pressure, right?
Gary G:Y'all the perfect definition of peer pressure right now.
Gary G:I can only imagine you two in high school.
Mark G:What's it gonna take right now to have a level nine in your face?
Gary G:Nothing, because I ain't doing it.
JC:One.
JC:One ball.
Gary G:No, one ball.
Gary G:One ball to the face.
Gary G:Not happening.
Mark G:I'm ready to load it.
Mark G:I'm ready and loaded.
Mark G:Right?
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:Oh, my God.
Mark G:It's a.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Gary G:JC Listen.
Gary G:It's not happening.
JC:What would it take to get.
Mark G:Consider him your brother?
Mark G:I'm just throwing this out there.
Mark G:That right there is a.
Mark G:I am.
Gary G:What I eat, J.C.
Gary G:i am what.
Mark G:I eat over here.
Mark G:Oh, that guy right there is a movie.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Mark G:That.
Gary G:Exactly, Ryan.
Gary G:Exactly.
Gary G:Oh, man.
Gary G:Not happening.
Gary G:But it's all good.
JC:It's a ping pong ball.
Gary G:It's a ping Pong ball.
Gary G:How do we fucking Casey?
Gary G:Casey's not even in here anymore.
Gary G:What were we talking about before we went back on to you trying to get me slapped in the face with ping pong balls.
Gary G:Y'all talking about Mark Zuckerberg?
Gary G:We had JC walled up when we were talking about his favorite governor, Governor Newsom.
Mark G:Oh, that.
Gary G:There you go.
Gary G:Tell us how you truly feel about Newsom.
Mark G:Yes, yes.
Mark G:Yo mama Tasered to the face.
Gary G:Not happening.
Mark G:That would be awesome.
Gary G:Jc I heard you were way more.
JC:Violent than a ping pong ball.
Gary G:I heard you are very good friends with Governor Newsom.
Gary G:Jc.
Mark G:Not happening.
Gary G:Now.
Gary G:Did you see him?
Gary G:Did you see him getting fact checked on EXO from everybody?
Gary G:Like getting.
Mark G:Yeah, he got fact checked and he got over the.
Gary G:Was it a hundred million dollars?
Gary G:He cut to the fire departments and they sent freaking.
Gary G:Oh, I did see somebody ask about the Oregon fire trucks.
Gary G:That is false news.
Gary G:The fire department, California Cal Fire did respond to that and they did add a community note that they did allow them to go through.
Gary G:They did not get stopped and have their emissions checked at all.
Gary G:They're able to run through.
Gary G:So that is false information on the.
Gary G:On the Oregon fire trucks.
Mark G:Yep.
Gary G:Yeah, I saw that and I saw.
Gary G:I saw the community notes on that on X.
Gary G:That's what I love about the community.
Mark G:There's a lot helping right now.
Gary G:Mexico's even out there right now.
Gary G:Yeah, they got Mexico.
Gary G:They got Canada.
Gary G:Canada's.
Gary G:Canada's starting to threaten Trump a little bit though.
Gary G:You seen that?
Mark G:That ain't happening.
Gary G:Canada's now and then rolling.
Mark G:People, people.
Mark G:He's trolling.
Mark G:I don't know if you know that.
Mark G:Jesus Christ.
Mark G:He's not.
JC:We don't want Canada Level 9 for main mock.
Gary G:Yeah, no, he's absolutely trolling.
Mark G:He is absolutely trolling I've ever seen in my life.
Mark G:He's the best troller I've ever seen.
JC:Dude definitely knows how to get the media riled up.
Gary G:He does.
Gary G:And that's all he's doing.
Mark G:That's all he's doing.
Gary G:Kalu says, is this ping pong challenge gonna happen on stream?
Gary G:Kalu, I'm not sure if you're still viewing on YouTube.
Gary G:They had.
Gary G:I have a ping pong machine that's set up for tick tock.
Gary G:It would happen on stream if it was, but yeah, certain gifts activates a ping pong machine that shoots ping pong balls at my face.
Gary G:And these two.
Gary G:And these two jabronis over here are trying to make this thing.
Gary G:I don't even Know how fast it throws.
Gary G:Like, I was just looking at the instruction manual to see how fast the.
Mark G:Ball got it on.
Mark G:Right now is a half a mile of snail.
Gary G:It is not a half a mile of snail.
Mark G:How fast?
Mark G:Not good.
Mark G:It all.
Gary G:Oh, my God.
Mark G:You got killer telling Gary right now, if you turned up to nine, I'll give you uni.
JC:It's a uni, mark.
Gary G:It's not happening.
JC:That's taking care of your cell phone bill.
JC:That's putting a little bit.
Gary G:That barely takes care of my cell phone bill.
JC:Come on.
JC:It's still a uni.
Mark G:I'm gonna give you a uni right now.
Mark G:No, I've already told you, live on mainstream.
Mark G:I'll give you a uni if it hits you in the face.
Gary G:Sad thing at nine shoots us 70 miles per hour.
Gary G:No, I'm not taking a 70 mile per hour ball to my face.
Gary G:I'm sorry, gentlemen.
Gary G:Not happening.
Gary G:I'm not taking a 70 mph ball to the face.
Gary G:It is.
Gary G:I just researched.
Gary G:I just researched the machine to see how fast it shoots out, and the top speed is 70 miles per hour.
Gary G:That's not happening.
JC:70 miles an hour.
Gary G:There's no way that's what it's saying on here.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:Yeah.
JC:Way that dude took 100.
Mark G:Oh, my God.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:You know, we're off the ping pong.
Gary G:We're off the ping pong machine.
Gary G:Let's get back to freaking Kalu on.
Mark G:YouTube saying, People, if y'all want more, get hit in the face with a level nine.
Gary G:People are using the fact we're getting help from outside to take a stab at Trump's future.
Mark G:Immigration is what kalu for a level nine.
Mark G:Come on.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:Oh, no.
Mark G:It's happening.
Gary G:Not to a face.
Mark G:It's happening.
Gary G:Not a 70 mile per hour ball to the face.
Gary G:No, J.C.
Gary G:i'm sorry.
Mark G:No.
Mark G:You're gonna turn it up.
Mark G:You're gonna watch.
Mark G:You turn that son up.
Mark G:Level nine.
JC:So if it's 70 miles an hour, you got to take five to the gut.
Mark G:Yeah, at least five to the gut or one to the face.
Gary G:Dear God.
Gary G:Not happening.
JC:Five to the gut.
Mark G:All right, come on, guys.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:Let's make it happen.
Gary G:Ah, the wife just said return ping pong machine to resender.
Gary G:Even my wife don't want me to do it.
Gary G:My wife's even saying no for a uni.
Mark G:Hey, no.
Gary G:Hashtag scarred.
Gary G:Exactly.
Gary G:I am scared.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:I am scared.
Gary G:I'm not taking it.
Gary G:Not no.
Gary G:Nope.
Gary G:If you wanted.
Gary G:You gentlemen wanted.
Gary G:If one of you gentlemen want to do it, I'll tell you what.
Gary G:We'll send the machine over to you and I'll watch you all take it to the face.
Mark G:If right now, if we get just say 10 people, give me a thumbs up.
Mark G:But he's got to put it online.
Gary G:It's not happening.
JC:Five to the gut.
Mark G:Oh, no.
Mark G:Oh, no.
Mark G:It's gonna happen.
Gary G:It's not gonna happen.
Gary G:See, jc, you can't keep saying that.
Gary G:But it's not happening.
Gary G:What we're gonna.
Gary G:What we're talking about here, we're talking about Trump being the best troller, right?
Gary G:We're talking about Trump being the best troller I've had.
Gary G:90 of the show has been about JC trying to get me pegged by a freaking ping pong ball machine.
Gary G:Gary, yours don't count.
Gary G:I wouldn't say yours don't count.
Gary G:Gary.
Gary G:Don't count.
JC:Why don't mine count?
Gary G:It just absolutely does not count.
Mark G:There's three.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:Jc, you gotta turn it up.
JC:You smoke.
Gary G:You smoking some.
Gary G:You smoking some of that good, good stuff right now?
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:I've been there.
Mark G:I've been there.
Mark G:Hey, there's three.
Mark G:There's four.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:It's happening.
Mark G:Oh, you don't have a choice.
Gary G:Oh, I absolutely do have a choice.
Mark G:There's four.
Mark G:Five, six.
Mark G:There's six.
Gary G:It's not.
Mark G:You get a uni year free uni.
Gary G:Yeah, but I'm not taking a ping pong ball machine to the face.
Gary G:It's not happening.
JC:Five to the gut.
Mark G:Don't be a.
JC:On level nine.
Mark G:Be a.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:Seven.
Mark G:Oh, yeah, I'm watching.
Gary G:I see.
Gary G:You watch.
Gary G:What are we talking about here?
Gary G:Instead of ping pong machines, what else are we talking about?
Mark G:You taking one to the face where.
Gary G:We're not taking any balls to the face other than where it's at right now.
Mark G:There's seven.
Mark G:There's seven.
Mark G:I need three more guys.
Mark G:Come on.
Gary G:We are not taking any.
Gary G:No, I.
Gary G:I will.
Mark G:There's eight.
Mark G:There's.
Gary G:Hey, don't be like, let's go.
Gary G:10 to 15, thumbs up.
Gary G:And y'all do the ping pong somewhere on your bodies.
Mark G:There's not.
Mark G:There's not.
Gary G:Yeah, Kalu.
Gary G:The thing is, he's trying to get it to hit the face.
Gary G:It's definitely not gonna happen on the face.
Mark G:No, it's happening.
Mark G:It's happening right now.
Gary G:He's.
Gary G:He's smoking that Good.
Gary G:Good stuff right now.
Mark G:All right, There we go.
Mark G:Hey, turn it up.
Mark G:10.
Gary G:I'll send you Uni JC it's not happening to the face.
Gary G:Not.
Gary G:Not on a nine to the face.
Mark G:I don't know.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:It's gonna be a nine to the face.
Gary G:No, it's not.
Mark G:Gary, Gary, would you take.
JC:I mean, look, I'm even willing to say five to the gut.
Gary G:It's not happening, y'all.
Mark G:What do we need, guys?
Mark G:Okay, talk to me.
Mark G:What do we need?
Gary G:Oh, so, Gary, how's that weather in Oregon?
Mark G:Doing something.
JC:You.
Gary G:You getting any smoke up there in Oregon right now?
JC:Gary, it's raining up here, dude.
JC:There's no smoke.
Gary G:There's no smoke.
Gary G:You're not getting that California fire up there.
JC:It's raining.
Mark G:Yeah, that's a great change of pace.
Gary G:Look, Kalu says no.
Gary G:Just.
Gary G:Anyway, don't make wifey get after him.
Gary G:I like you, Kalu.
Gary G:I like you, kalu.
Gary G:Over on YouTube, we appreciate you.
JC:Hey, I already said five to the gut.
Mark G:All right, five to the good at nine.
Mark G:Eight.
JC:Nine.
JC:I think five to the gut at nine for a uni's fair.
Mark G:All right, five to go to nine.
Mark G:You ready if I send you a uni right now?
Mark G:You ready?
Gary G:I'd have to adjust the machine.
Gary G:I will do five to the gut at nine.
Gary G:I'll have to probably shut off my green screen, so show my nasty freaking wood paneling room.
Mark G:Hold on.
Mark G:I'm buying right now.
Gary G:All right.
Gary G:Five to the damn gut at nine.
Gary G:Dear God.
JC:This is what the people want.
Gary G:A nine.
Gary G:We'll do it.
Gary G:Not we'll do to the gut, but we're definitely not doing people.
JC:I mean, me and J.C.
JC:pretty much.
Gary G:You and J.C.
Gary G:you guys.
Gary G:I bet you guys are horrible in high school, man.
Gary G:How much did you guys peer pressure in high school?
JC:I didn't peer pressure anybody.
Gary G:I was.
JC:I was a.
JC:I was a nice.
Mark G:But once back in high school, but it was college, but different story.
Gary G:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Gary G:I gotta.
Gary G:I gotta adjust it tonight.
Gary G:Hold on.
Gary G:Let's turn on the govee plug here.
Gary G:The govi studio plug.
Gary G:Turn it on.
Gary G:I put this deny never in high school.
Gary G:What a beautiful disaster.
JC:Says, there was one time in band camp.
Mark G:This one time at band camp.
Gary G:Six over there.
Gary G:Hold on.
Gary G:I'm gonna take a picture just to show them a picture, you guys.
Gary G:I'm gonna send a picture to J.C.
Gary G:and Gary.
Gary G:If I get the actual numbers.
Gary G:There we go.
Gary G:Okay, so there we go.
Gary G:We don't obviously, oscillations got to be at a zero because oscillations means it moves, so we don't want it moving.
Gary G:Where's my.
Gary G:Look, y'all?
Gary G:These guys are freaking horrible.
Gary G:These guys are horrible.
Gary G:All right, so I got to do this.
Gary G:J.C.
Gary G:hold on.
Mark G:I'm trying to.
Gary G:For those who are listening on the audio, you're gonna have to tune into the podcast and at least go forward.
Gary G:I only know how long we are into the show right now, but you're gonna have to a lot.
Gary G:The wife's telling me not to do it.
Mark G:Oh, no.
Mark G:Oh, no.
Mark G:Hey, hold on.
Gary G:I'm gonna tell you why.
Gary G:I'm gonna tell you if I'm gonna do it real quick.
Gary G:Hold on, hold on.
Gary G:Give me one second.
Gary G:I'm gonna tell you if I'm gonna do it.
Gary G:We're gonna do a test shot at the chair.
Gary G:Hold on.
Gary G:We're gonna do a test shot at the chair.
JC:That's what I said to do earlier.
JC:You gotta do a test shot to see what nine is.
Gary G:Yeah, we'll do a test shot at the chair.
Gary G:Yes, yes, yes.
Gary G:We're doing a test shot on the chair.
Gary G:Watch the chair.
Gary G:I'm gonna do a test shot.
JC:Do a test shot.
JC:Do your test shot.
Gary G:Hold.
JC:Hold your money.
JC:Hold your money for now.
Gary G:Hold your money.
JC:Let's see.
JC:Kind of excuses Mark comes up with after the test shot.
Mark G:Well, I'm trying to.
Mark G:Hey, look, there's my buy.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:What the.
Mark G:Come on.
Mark G:That ain't bad.
Mark G:I am over it.
Mark G:I.
Mark G:I'm paying for a uni for.
Mark G:That's where I feel right now.
JC:I mean, five to the gut's gonna be good at 70 miles an hour.
Mark G:If they say it's 70, I don't.
JC:I don't believe it.
JC:If it is 70, then that's.
Mark G:That was 25 miles an hour.
Mark G:Whatever.
Mark G:All right, hold on.
Gary G:I need to make sure I didn't gonna be a wiener shot.
JC:That would.
Gary G:Then.
JC:Then it's worth the uni.
Gary G:Dick.
Gary G:Hold on one second.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:My poor studio, y'all.
Gary G:I gotta get.
Gary G:I gotta get some better work done.
Gary G:This studio.
Gary G:Give me one sec.
Gary G:I gotta do something.
Mark G:Exactly.
Mark G:You drive faster in a school zone.
Mark G:I get it.
Mark G:I get it.
Mark G:I do get it.
Mark G:Yep.
Mark G:Let's go.
Gary G:The wife.
Gary G:No, no, listen, I.
Gary G:I'm.
Gary G:I'm a man who listens to his wife.
Gary G:She is legitimately telling me.
Gary G:Don't.
Mark G:You're the first.
Mark G:You're the first.
Gary G:I am definitely not the first, man.
JC:What's her reason for no?
Gary G:Because she Knows my work schedule and knows that that'll just.
JC:It's a ping pong ball.
Mark G:It's a ping pong ball.
Mark G:Sunflower.
Gary G:You guys, the wife says change the topic.
Mark G:No, no, no.
Mark G:He's getting hit right now.
Gary G:He's not getting hit.
Mark G:Are you scared?
Gary G:I.
Gary G:Samantha, thanks for liking the stream.
Mark G:Here it is, boys and girls.
Mark G:Here it is.
Mark G:I'm trying to do it.
Gary G:Don't do it.
Gary G:Save your money, jc.
Gary G:Save your money.
Mark G:It's a uni.
Gary G:I say I listen face.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:It's a uni.
Mark G:Get pelted in the face.
Gary G:Five.
JC:Five to the gut.
JC:Five to the gut.
Mark G:Five to the good.
Mark G:Are you scared?
Mark G:Mark, where'd you go?
Mark G:Did you pass?
Gary G:No, I'm here.
Gary G:I'm here.
Gary G:I am adjusting it back down to the four.
Gary G:It's not.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Yes, yes, yes.
Gary G:It's not happening.
Gary G:I told you.
Gary G:Oh, man.
Gary G:Nothing.
Mark G:All right, guys.
Mark G:Well, he shot it down because I was gonna give him a uni.
Gary G:For.
Mark G:Five to the good for nine.
Mark G:He had to do nine speed.
Gary G:Look.
Gary G:Yeah, These people in the chat are saying no.
Gary G:Soccer ball, basketball, football.
Gary G:Yeah, screw y'all.
Mark G:Let's go, let's go, Mark, you just.
JC:Want a ping pong ball.
JC:Just a little baby ping pong ball.
Mark G:Do it, Mark.
Mark G:For uni.
Mark G:It's a uni.
Gary G:No, no.
Gary G:This podcast has literally turned into JC.
Gary G:Like, JC's watching for the finishing move in a porn right now.
Gary G:He's like, come on.
JC:It'S the money shot.
Gary G:He's looking for the damn money shot right now.
Mark G:Are you scared?
Gary G:I'm not scared.
Gary G:But listen, I also don't.
Mark G:I think you're scared.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:Do it.
Gary G:We're not doing it.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:You know, the clips that I'm gonna have out of this are gonna be jc.
Mark G:If I drop, you say a Zeus.
Gary G:Right now, it's not jc.
Gary G:Don't save your money.
JC:What's a Zeus?
Mark G:No, no, no.
Gary G:The Zeus is badass.
Gary G:The Zeus flies up and he throws down a lightning bolt.
Gary G:It's a pretty cool gift.
Mark G:This is badass.
Mark G:I've given a lot of those.
Gary G:JC's favorite gift is a Zeus.
Mark G:But if I do that, are you gonna take four to the chest at nine?
Gary G:No, the wife told me.
Gary G:No, I'm gonna honor the wife.
JC:Is a Zeus worth more than.
Mark G:No, no, no, no.
Mark G:I need Butterfly to be in this conversation.
Gary G:She's not got to be in this conversation.
Gary G:She's working.
Gary G:She's working.
Mark G:That's fine, Terry.
Gary G:Thank you for the follow you can takes.
Mark G:I'm looking over here.
Gary G:The wife is working, y'all.
Gary G:They're all here.
Gary G:For those who are just tuning in, we got JC out here trying to inflict pain on me.
JC:It's not that bad.
Gary G:Have you ever been?
Gary G:Yeah, Gary, you can't say that until you get pegged by one.
JC:I've been hit with a ping pong ball.
JC:We play ping pong at work.
Gary G:Oh, okay.
Gary G:And you take it a constant shot straight in the same location over and over again.
JC:Nobody at my work has that kind of accuracy.
Gary G:Okay, then shut up.
JC:But I've been hit with a ping pong ball once.
JC:I've been hit in the face with a baseball once.
Mark G:We done.
Mark G:That's a lot more thankful.
Gary G:Don't do it, JC.
Gary G:Save your damn money.
Gary G:It ain't happening.
Mark G:It's worth it to me to watch you get pelted.
Gary G:But it ain't happening.
Gary G:Save your damn money.
Gary G:It ain't happening.
Mark G:Okay, I'm out.
Gary G:All right, there we go.
Mark G:All right, guys, that's on.
Mark G:That's on.
Mark G:Mark.
JC:Mark's a.
JC:Mark's a.
Gary G:We'll move on.
Gary G:We will move on.
Gary G:Dear God, These guys, I tell you, they're out here to inflict pain.
Gary G:JC is mvp.
Gary G:They're saying.
Gary G:Jc, everybody's rooting you on out there, though.
Mark G:Yeah, well, I mean, hell, you can't be a candy ass your whole life.
Gary G:I'm far from a candy ass.
Gary G:What?
Gary G:We're over here.
Gary G:We're talking about the wildfires, talking about North Carolina flooding, all this real that's going on, and we people keep asking about the damn ping pong thing, and then it throws you off to you begging for me to get pelted.
Mark G:Exactly.
Mark G:People, y'all want to see it?
Gary G:Of course they want to see.
Gary G:Listen, I'm pretty sure.
Gary G:Listen, it's human.
Gary G:It's human.
Gary G:It's human nature for people to want to see somebody and.
Gary G:And a funny sort of way of pain, right?
Gary G:It's human nature.
Gary G:People absolutely want to see that stuff.
Gary G:J.C.
Gary G:thank you for the heart.
Mark G:Look at this.
Gary G:It's.
Gary G:It's human nature.
Mark G:That's not har.
Gary G:That was.
Gary G:Oh, lit up parts.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:Come on.
Gary G:Why.
Gary G:Why ain't I kissing?
Gary G:What the.
Mark G:Let's go.
Mark G:Come on.
Gary G:What the.
Mark G:Oh, Mark this fixing.
Mark G:Do it or not do it.
Mark G:Let's go.
Gary G:So I think, ladies, gentlemen, we're not doing the ping pong ball machine after this podcast episode because it's turned into a fight of the ping pong ball machine.
Gary G:This Is the last episode.
Gary G:It's on.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:Mark.
Mark G:Yes.
Mark G:Gary would do that for a uni.
Gary G:No, he wouldn't.
JC:I would for you.
Gary G:You wouldn't.
Gary G:You're a lion.
Gary G:Sack of.5 to the gut.
Gary G:No problem.
Gary G:You're a lion.
Gary G:Sack of.
JC:Plenty of padding around my gut to take a ping pong ball.
Gary G:Ball.
Gary G:You're a lion.
Gary G:Sack of.
Mark G:I.
Mark G:I remember my first time to be a b.
Mark G:Oh.
Gary G:Let's move on, gentlemen, before the wife does take the pingpong ball machine, throws it in the dumpster, says, this thing's got.
Mark G:Where we going?
Mark G:Where we going with Hell, you had all your damn clientele saying, hit him.
Gary G:Clientele, Dear followers.
Mark G:Whatever.
Mark G:You want to call them out.
Mark G:I don't know.
Gary G:Yeah, I.
Gary G:I can tell Jason.
JC:All right.
JC:So you're going to the inauguration, right, J.C.
JC:yes.
JC:When are you leaving for that.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:Talk about the inauguration.
Mark G:17Th.
Mark G:It's me and seven guys.
Mark G:I ain't gonna lie.
Mark G:I'm pretty nervous about it.
Mark G:Just about.
Mark G:About being there.
JC:Chaos or what's.
JC:What's your.
Mark G:I think.
Mark G:I think something's gonna happen.
JC:Do you?
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Well, they're.
Gary G:They're already.
Gary G:Dan Bongino's been talking about, too, who's a prior Secret Service member.
Gary G:He worked for Secret Service plus nypd.
Mark G:I think it's gonna.
Mark G:I think something's gonna happen, and I'm cool with that, but, you know, where's it gonna be?
Mark G:Do what?
JC:Where's the inauguration going to be?
Gary G:In D.C.
Gary G:yeah.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Well, what was.
Gary G:It was between that and then there was a couple other things that they talked about as well.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:The 20th is going to be a big date.
Gary G:And don't forget all the Sarah Adams did talk about, too.
Gary G:So could one of those Homeland attacks happen on the 20th, or could it be more of a major outbreak of riots as well?
Mark G:Yeah, I think riots are your biggest thing.
Gary G:But the reason why the riots did not happen on January 6 this year is because of the snowstorm.
Gary G:If it wasn't for that winter storm that they had out there, I think we would have seen riots on that day.
Mark G:Really cold.
Mark G:They were like, oh, my God, it's too cold.
Gary G:I think we would have seen riots on that day if it wasn't for the drastic snowstorm they had.
Gary G:They had a pretty badass snowstorm on that day.
JC:Yeah, I've seen.
Mark G:Because they're a bunch of.
Mark G:I will call all y'all out.
Mark G:You're a bunch of.
Mark G:Do your.
Mark G:Do it that day.
Mark G:Let's go.
Gary G:So I think it's all gonna push it a 20.
Mark G:If I'm gonna write, I'm gonna write rain.
Mark G:Hell, Slater, snow.
JC:You like the.
Mark G:But I mean, you know, nowadays, these little fiddle that want a keyboard cowboy.
Mark G:What I said what I said I'm not sorry.
Gary G:This is a whole nother side of jc.
Gary G:We haven't seen crunk.
JC:JC is a different jc.
Gary G:Yeah, absolutely.
Mark G:I get fired up about Now a.
Gary G:Drunk JC is more of a vocal JC out here.
Gary G:Let's go.
Gary G:Another storm is coming through around the 20th.
Gary G:Really, Ryan?
Gary G:So DC's gonna get hit with another.
Mark G:No, that's not DC.
Mark G:That's Mississippi.
Mark G:The 20th, we're supposed to get a lot of snow.
Mark G:Are you?
Mark G:Yeah, a lot of snow.
Mark G:I don't think it's even gonna get to dc, honestly.
Mark G:We go going through, like, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and then kind of go up.
Mark G:It might hit dc.
Mark G:I'm not saying it's not, but.
Gary G:Yeah, but I do know there's another, like, polar vortex coming down, but it's gonna be just a big cold spike.
Mark G:Oh, no, we're talking about getting.
Mark G:Oh, this last polar spike got us to 33.
Mark G:We're in Mississippi.
JC:But that's cold for you guys, right?
JC:33 degrees.
JC:That's cold.
Mark G:Oh, it's chilly.
Mark G:I am literally in shorts.
Gary G:JC showing all the ladies legs for those.
JC:Yeah, right.
Mark G:Y'all don't masturbate on that.
Gary G:Oh, my God.
Gary G:I saw some patches in those legs.
Gary G:Where'd all the hair go on those things, y'all?
Gary G:If y'all didn't see JC waxes his ass rise has been in the teens in the.
Gary G:Tennessee.
Gary G:Dear God.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Now Tennessee.
Mark G:Tennessee's getting hit pretty hard.
Mark G:Dallas got hit pretty hard.
Mark G:I think, like the bottom part of Oklahoma, maybe, maybe the mid Oklahoma.
Mark G:But Mississippi didn't get hit for Texas got hit.
Gary G:Now, our friend KC was showing, showing, like, the snow out in Texas.
Gary G:And I ended up calling him up that day FaceTime.
Gary G:And I was gloating.
Gary G:I was like, you know what's funny is you getting all that snow down there in Texas, and I ain't got a drop of snow here in Maine.
Gary G:He hung up on me the other day.
Gary G:Yeah, we got the other day.
Gary G:It was like two days after I clouded on him.
Gary G:And then Amanda, then the wife bitched at me.
Gary G:She's like, you're the one that jinxed us.
Mark G:Think about it.
JC:It's January.
JC:You're supposed to have snow in Maine.
Gary G:But I don't want it.
Gary G:I hate snow.
Mark G:You live in Maine?
Mark G:Oregon, Yes.
Gary G:I may live In Maine.
Gary G:But that don't mean I'd have to like snow.
Gary G:Just because I live in a state don't mean I gotta like the.
Gary G:That happens in the state.
JC:Mount Hood gets some snow.
JC:But.
Mark G:Yes.
Mark G:No, you vote for Democrats.
Gary G:I do not vote for Democrats.
Mark G:You.
Mark G:Oh, did you not?
Gary G:I did not.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:Personally, I did not.
Mark G:My state board, he said, I love Joe Biden.
Gary G:That.
Gary G:That did that for a damn uni.
Gary G:Now, that.
Gary G:And you know what's funny is my wife gave me.
Gary G:After that I saw.
Mark G:I voted Joe Biden.
Gary G:It don't say that anymore.
Gary G:It don't say that anymore.
Gary G:Thank God.
JC:Yeah, well, the election's over.
Mark G:You got this pretty little do dad behind you, right?
Gary G:I do.
Gary G:So I can figure out how to make the studio look pretty.
Mark G:Take that down and says, I love Joe B.
Gary G:No, if I take that down right now, says, mvp Marty.
Gary G:Marty's the mvp, is the last one to send the really big gift on the stream.
Gary G:So Marty's got the MVP on the board.
JC:Well, you were about to get a uni, but you backed.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:When was Gary.
Gary G:We're not going back there.
Mark G:There's the wifey.
Gary G:Yeah, I bet you your wifey kicks your ass, too.
Gary G:And she needs to, though, don't she?
Gary G:J.C.
Gary G:i love it.
Mark G:The best thing you've ever done was that goddamn.
Mark G:And you said, is your wife down there down low or something?
Gary G:That was.
Gary G:That was.
Gary G:That was a great clip right there.
JC:The timing on that was perfect.
Gary G:It was.
Mark G:It's epic.
Mark G:It's epic.
Mark G:I was like, yo, did you post that short?
Gary G:Yeah, I did.
Gary G:I posted it that night.
Gary G:I posted it that night.
Gary G:Yeah, that's good.
Gary G:I sent it to J.C.
Gary G:i think he got it.
Gary G:I think they took a break for the holidays and originally planned on starting on January till the end.
Gary G:Holy.
Gary G:It's going crazy.
Gary G:Until the inauguration.
Gary G:But since the weather and now the natural disasters.
Gary G:Oh, God.
Gary G:Did I just see balls peek through?
Gary G:Oh, what the.
Gary G:No, it's not.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:Jc, Put the legs down.
Gary G:Put the damn legs down.
Mark G:Oh, I thought we had balls going through.
Gary G:No, no, we.
Gary G:We don't.
Gary G:We don't want your legs out there.
Gary G:There.
Gary G:Keep those legs down.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:Y'all.
Gary G:Y'all gonna get this man going.
Gary G:Y'all remember how drunk he was on the night of the election?
Gary G:Just by.
Gary G:James is a bot.
JC:Oh, stupid.
Mark G:Look at all that goddamn red.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I think he was quite highly intoxicated on that night.
Gary G:Gary even bailed out on us on that night.
JC:It was late, dude.
JC:My bedtime is Early.
Mark G:That.
Mark G:That was cryp day.
Gary G:Yeah, that was.
Mark G:Crypto went off the cha.
Gary G:Gary went six to midnight on election night.
Gary G:And it wasn't about the election.
Gary G:It was all over the crypto.
JC:Yeah.
Gary G:How's your crypto doing now?
Mark G:He didn't give a.
Mark G:About that election.
Mark G:Yeah, he said, I got to go.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:Yeah, that was.
Gary G:That was an interesting night for sure.
Gary G:That was a good night, though.
Gary G:That was a fun podcast.
JC:And I like seeing it.
JC:Rise.
Gary G:We'll have to figure out Rise.
Mark G:You dumb.
Gary G:I bet your wife likes to see rise too, huh?
Mark G:It didn't work.
Gary G:No, didn't work.
Gary G:She didn't come.
Gary G:She didn't come when you called.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Mark G:Watch this.
Mark G:We'll give it next time when she comes in.
Mark G:Hold on.
Gary G:Oh, Lord, have mercy.
Gary G:So, yeah, Newsom's been checked over on Twitter, which is great.
Gary G:On X, I should say.
Gary G:Elon Musk, by the way, speaking of Elon Musk, the cyber trucks, did you see what he's doing with the cyber trucks?
JC:He's sending a bunch of them with the Starlink systems down.
Gary G:Starlink system.
Gary G:They're also gonna be loaded with water and stuff like that, too.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:So which is cool.
Gary G:And he told people who ordered trucks that may be coming in late that they won't be getting them this week because they're.
Gary G:They're actually using them to go to la.
Gary G:So he's actually put him out there and.
Gary G:Oh, yeah, actually, Venezuelan's President Nicholas.
Gary G:Did you see what he was saying, too?
Mark G:Yep.
Gary G:That he will invade Puerto Rico with Brazilian troops and liberate them from the United States.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Good luck.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:That was the one thing he said.
Mark G:You ain't gonna win that battle.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:And then last week, though, this is an interesting Venezuela.
JC:The Venezuelan leader.
Mark G:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mark G:He said it.
Mark G:He's.
Mark G:He's taking over that.
Mark G:I was like, yeah, that's.
Gary G:Yeah, he'll liberate Puerto Rico from the US.
JC:I don't think that's going to work out in their best interest.
Gary G:No.
Gary G:Not at all.
Mark G:No, not even close.
Gary G:By last week.
Mark G:Worry about that.
Mark G:I'm just worried about, like, you know, I'm gonna be honest, boys, that nuclear warfare is coming.
Mark G:It's coming.
Mark G:That's what I'm worried about.
Gary G:I think almost everybody in the United States across the globe is worried about that.
Gary G:Because if that happens, everybody's dead.
Gary G:Like, that would be stupid on their part, right, to have a nuclear war.
Gary G:Everybody's dead.
Gary G:There's going to be nobody left alive.
Mark G:I don't know if everybody's gonna be dead and there'll be.
Gary G:I'd say 95 to 98 of the population will be wiped off this earth.
Mark G:Yeah, I agree with.
JC:If what happens?
Gary G:A nuclear war, Full blown Nuclear war happens.
Gary G:95 to 98 of the population.
Mark G:I don't think Russia, I think Putin is like, I'm out.
Gary G:Unless you have an underground bunker where you can survive in there for the next 30 years, you're dead.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:If it happens, you're dead.
Mark G:I think, I think.
Mark G:I think that's what we got to worry about.
Mark G:The.
Mark G:The nuclear war.
Mark G:I.
Mark G:I'm serious.
Mark G:It's getting close.
Gary G:It is, but I don't think Putin's gonna do anything.
Gary G:I think once Trump gets in there, Trump and Putin are gonna talk out North Korea.
Mark G:North Korea's gonna want.
Mark G:Probably do it.
Gary G:Well, North Korea.
Gary G:Trump was the first president ever to cross the line.
Gary G:Trump had an agreement with North Korean's leader.
Gary G:So was that Kim.
Gary G:Is it Kim Jong Un?
Mark G:Kim Jong y.
Gary G:So, like he had, he had that relationship with him.
Mark G:There she comes.
Mark G:Oh, hey, girl.
Mark G:Hey.
Mark G:Hey, Mandy, give me a handy.
Gary G:Dear God.
Gary G:But as I was trying.
Mark G:All right, so back to the thing.
Mark G:I think my thing is North Korea, I think would be the only one that does it.
Gary G:Kim Jong Un is crazy enough and he's a spoiled little.
Gary G:In all reality, he's a spoiled little one.
Mark G:You shoot one, it's a world war, like epidemic.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:I mean, I say epidemic, it's catastrophic.
Mark G:There she goes.
Mark G:Hold on.
Mark G:Hey, hey, hey.
Mark G:Come here.
Mark G:Come here.
Mark G:Oh.
Gary G:To be honest with you, I think before we even see any of that, I think you're going to see a pandemic come up within this year.
Gary G:We're already starting to see their format.
Gary G:I think we're.
Gary G:They're already starting to force.
Mark G:We got 87 injections that I hadn't done.
Gary G:Yeah, they're.
Gary G:They're already.
Gary G:They're already starting mask mandates in different states right now.
Gary G:Again, mask mandates are already starting to pop up.
Gary G:California, they're popping up where they found the.
Gary G:There's a couple others, too.
Gary G:Where they're popping up in regards to the bird flu.
Gary G:I was reading somewhere about probably Main, Maine is not popped up here.
Gary G:Listen, I'm not wearing a mask.
Gary G:My wife and I will not comply.
Gary G:I appreciate you.
Gary G:Crim.
Gary G:Crim.
Gary G:I don't.
Gary G:Listen, y.
Gary G:Y'all.
Gary G:Y'all worried about Tick Tock.
Gary G:But listen, Tik Tok will still be here, so let's talk about that real quick.
Mark G:Tik Tok is not gone.
Mark G:Tik Tok's gone, bro.
Gary G:Tik Tok is not gone.
Gary G:All right, so.
Gary G:All right, so let's talk about Tick Tock for a minute.
Gary G:So, number one, you got Kevin O'Leary, who's going to probably purchase it without the algorithm.
Gary G:So that'll keep Tik Tok up and running.
Gary G:But Trump may go ahead and take away that.
Gary G:He may sign the executive order to keep Tick Tock up and going.
Gary G:I, I foresee him possibly doing that.
Gary G:He will please a lot of Americans if he does.
Gary G:But TikTok ban in itself, all it's doing is refraining from anything updating.
Gary G:So Tick Tock app will not just magically disappear on, off your phone, it will still be on your phone, it just won't be updated.
Gary G:So you'll still be able to go on the Tick Tock, you'll still be able to browse, you'll still be able to do all this and that streamers will still be able to stream.
Gary G:Oh, they'll be.
Gary G:You can talk.
Mark G:I don't think you can.
Gary G:You can.
Mark G:I read.
Mark G:Can't talk.
Gary G:That's why TikTok.
Gary G:Well, you can if you have a PC setup.
Gary G:Like, we'll still be able to do our podcast live on TikTok.
Mark G:Okay.
Mark G:PC.
Mark G:PC, okay.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:So that's why Tick Tock, if I.
Mark G:Did this right here, right now, you.
Gary G:Might still be able to go live until the, like, after four or five updates, then you probably won't be able to.
Gary G:Yeah, but I think, yeah, that's why Tick Tock has been rolling out their studio app on the PC is to allow people to still go live and create content.
Gary G:That way you'll still be able to post all your content.
Gary G:You'll be able to save all your content, download all your content, upload it to other social media platforms.
Gary G:Spot, in all reality, I don't think it, the app's going anywhere.
Gary G:I think it's going to, I think you're going to see the app get saved in the last minute or the last hours, they would say.
Gary G:But speaking of certain things happening last.
Mark G:Week, I don't think it's going to be saved.
Gary G:Last week we talked about Vegas, the Vegas bomber.
Gary G:His wife has finally came out and spoke.
Gary G:His wife finally came out and said that the DNA did match their child.
Gary G:So that was false information.
Gary G:And there was, there was no trouble in their marriage.
Gary G:Remember how a lot of people were saying there was trouble with their marriage?
Gary G:There was no trouble whatsoever in their marriage.
Gary G:She actually released a press release, or should I say a post On X.
Gary G:Regards to it.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:But yeah, so her name is Jennifer Davis.
Gary G:So if anybody wants to see that, look up Jennifer Davis on X.
Gary G:You can find that information there.
Gary G:But she did release a little press release on there.
Gary G:So there'll be a podcast, I guess release for her.
Gary G:And the funny part is there's a GoFundMe page for her.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:I ain't go funding.
Mark G:Goddamn.
Gary G:She got 26.
Gary G:20 raise that.
Gary G:Why she trying to raise a hundred thousand dollars?
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Why?
Mark G:Because your husband's a piece of.
Gary G:But was he though?
Gary G:Why was he though?
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Did he.
Gary G:Did he do it with his own.
Gary G:With his own conscience or was he forced to do it?
Gary G:We don't know.
Gary G:That's the sad part.
Gary G:We still don't know the full story.
Gary G:Could have been forced to do it.
JC:If you think of any terrorist plot movie, it's like if you don't do this, we kill you and your family.
JC:But if you do this, only you die.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:So could have.
Gary G:Could have been holding a bad hand of cards and someone forced him to do everything.
Gary G:He very well could have.
Mark G:I don't know Sketchy on that one.
JC:I mean it's just I.
JC:I just feel like these, when these things happen, I feel like it's always way more complicated than anybody can really know.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:The New Orleans guy.
Gary G:100 I think his was.
Gary G:There's a lot of backstory to his that he did fly out to other countries and be.
Gary G:They can come back and be radicalized.
Gary G:But as far as Vegas guy, I'm not sure.
Gary G:He just came back from deployment.
JC:Pretty.
JC:Pretty gnarly.
JC:Republican.
Gary G:Yes, he was a Republican.
Gary G:Special Forces.
Gary G:I had a one hell of a military career.
JC:Yeah.
JC:I don't know.
JC:Seems.
JC:Seems fishy.
Gary G:The Vegas guy is questionable.
JC:Yeah.
Gary G:Just like some of these fires out in la.
Gary G:Some of these fires out in LA that's been popping up seem kind of fishy like you were saying.
JC:Oh yeah.
Gary G:Hell yeah.
Gary G:Jc, you know you don't care about those fires in la, do you?
Mark G:Nope.
Mark G:They didn't have North Carolina them.
JC:Yeah.
JC:I just feel bad for the people that I know that are out there and they.
Mark G:I totally understand.
Mark G:I totally understand everything you say right now.
Mark G:But it couldn't happen to a better pieces of that happened.
Gary G:JC standing firm on his beliefs there.
JC:But I will say it's political mismanagement.
JC:I mean California's mismanagement of their funds and in all of the.
JC:The bureaucracy and all the.
JC:Out there for sure.
JC:There's a lot of fingers to be pointed in a lot of ways, but.
Gary G:They had to save the fish.
JC:But the.
JC:I know, right?
JC:That little smelt fish or whatever.
JC:But, but the people who are negatively affected.
JC:And it's the same thing with the North Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, like any.
JC:It's just, it's devastating and it's really unfortunate that our government is more concerned about their budget than having resources available for.
Mark G:That's the ticket right there.
JC:Yeah.
JC:It's not the people of California, it's the government.
JC:Yeah.
Gary G:And it's not global warming, it's the cycles of Earth.
Gary G:Like, what about this earthquake prediction?
JC:Oh, the one I sent you?
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:What do you think about that?
Gary G:Do you think, do you think to be in half.
Gary G:Do you think they can predict earthquakes, though?
JC:No, not, not with like any real accuracy.
JC:I don't think they can say like on this day.
JC:I know that like in, in Japan they do have like the, the earthquake alarms that.
Mark G:Yeah.
JC:They can give you like a minute or a minute and a half or something like that of a war.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:Because it feels the tremblers or whatever starting to pick up.
JC:I, I don't know what the science is behind it, but I know that it gives you like a, you get an alert and it's like, hey, like, prepare for some shaking.
Mark G:I could have ran my house by the.
Mark G:But like, I don't, I'm just like that.
Mark G:No, no, I don't believe.
Mark G:I believe they can give you a minute and a half or a minute.
JC:Yeah.
Mark G:Break.
JC:And, And I feel like in many cases that's enough time to prep.
JC:Like, if you know that you're going to get hit with like a large earthquake, a minute and a half to be like, figure something out.
JC:Like get under something.
JC:Or if you're outside and you get it, get away from whatever.
JC:That's enough time, I think, to.
JC:It's better to get a minute, half warning than not.
Mark G:Okay, I'll get a minute and a half to know I'm fish to die.
Mark G:No, no, no, no, no.
Mark G:I got a minute and a half.
Mark G:I'm gonna sit there and drink my damn crown like this right here until.
JC:It starts shaking and you spill it on yourself.
Gary G:Right?
Mark G:Yeah, it's.
Mark G:It is what it is.
Mark G:I mean, you give me a minute and a half, two minutes, two minutes.
Mark G:Nobody's gonna do.
Mark G:They're gonna be like, oh, this is fake.
Gary G:Well, speaking of fake, California got a bunch of fake emergency alerts during the fires.
Gary G:They did like the fired up.
Gary G:They.
Gary G:All these people received like evacuation warnings when they didn't need them.
Gary G:Remember you saw that Right.
JC:Gary, wasn't there even like a.
JC:A fake nuclear bomb alert that went off like, a couple of years ago or something?
Gary G:That was for Hawaii or.
JC:Hawaii, yeah, Hawaii.
JC:Yeah, I was in Hawaii.
JC:That was.
JC:That's got to be absolutely terrifying to get something like that, right?
Gary G:You imagine sitting there enjoying your day, and all of a sudden you get a nuke warning.
JC:Dude, that would be.
Mark G:I mean, what are you gonna do?
Mark G:Okay, so you're just sitting at the house, you get a tsunami warning, you get a nuclear war warning, or you get a.
Mark G:What.
Mark G:What the are you gonna do?
JC:Would you.
JC:Would you rather.
JC:Would you want to get the warning, or would you prefer not to get the warning?
Mark G:No, I don't want the warning.
Mark G:I won't be like it.
Mark G:I'm dying.
Gary G:But you want to know you're dying at that point, right?
Gary G:If you didn't get a warning, you wouldn't know you were dying.
Mark G:Yeah, I mean, I'm that guy.
Mark G:I'm like, I'd rather just let me live my life to my fullest.
Gary G:And if a new kid you don't want to know about, you just want to see it hit, and just look at the ball fire, say, ah, shit.
Gary G:I don't think, you know an hour.
Gary G:You got seconds if that.
JC:Milliseconds, the sun comes up, pretty much done.
Gary G:You know what I mean?
Mark G:Like, they're.
Mark G:It's not gonna drop in Mississippi, so I'm gonna get to see this mushroom cloud coming up.
Mark G:I'm like it.
Mark G:I'm done.
Mark G:If they say it's a nuclear war, whatever.
Mark G:I'm g.
Mark G:See it.
Mark G:I have no problem dying.
Mark G:I'm good.
Mark G:Okay.
JC:I mean, yeah, it's a.
JC:To me, it's a hard, hard thing to think about.
Mark G:Like, it sucks, but, I mean, what, what are you going to do?
Mark G:Oh, you got 35 seconds to get in the basement.
Mark G:Well, I'm done.
Mark G:I'm done.
Mark G:I'm done with the basement.
Mark G:I'm gonna be like it.
JC:Run outside with a bag of chips and just watch the show.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Is that what you do for tornado warnings now, too?
Gary G:Don't go in the basement.
Gary G:Just step outside?
Mark G:Dude, we, I, I, Me and my wife literally walk outside when tornado warnings come and there's a tornado.
Mark G:We walk outside.
Gary G:And just watch for them, see where it's coming.
Mark G:I mean, what's the worst case scenario?
Mark G:We die?
JC:No, that's.
JC:I don't even know if that's necessarily the worst case scenario.
JC:No, like, I think, like, so if you're in that immediate zone.
JC:Yeah, you're you're done, and it's done real quick.
JC:Right?
Gary G:Right.
JC:But the worst part, it's like, what if you're in a fallout area to where it's not quick, it's a slow, painful death.
JC:It's like, you know, that to me, is the worst case scenario.
JC:Like, if it goes outside, you walk.
Mark G:Outside and you put a bullet in your head to get it over with.
Mark G:I'm just.
Mark G:I'm just.
JC:I'm not that guy.
JC:I'm not that guy.
JC:I don't have those cajones.
Mark G:Would you rather your dick shrivel up in your.
Mark G:And roll down?
Mark G:Come on, Gary.
Mark G:I mean, really, really, really?
JC:I don't know.
JC:I.
JC:I don't know.
Mark G:I watched my mother go through dementia.
Mark G:I'm gonna put it in plain English.
Mark G:I watched my mom go through dementia.
Mark G:If I had to go through that, if it was time for me to go and my brain's leaving, I'm walking to my damn pond.
Mark G:I've already told my wife I'm gonna put my bullet in my brain.
JC:God damn.
Gary G:Damn.
Mark G:And I told her, this is where it's going to be.
Mark G:This is how it's going to happen.
Mark G:This is where.
Mark G:That's it.
Mark G:I can't do this, dude.
Mark G:I mean, like, it was brutal.
JC:That was no dementia.
JC:For real, though, like, dementia and Alzheimer's.
JC:That is.
Mark G:What we're talking about right there.
Mark G:It's the same thing as what you're talking about.
Mark G:Get it over with.
Mark G:Get.
Mark G:Just.
Mark G:It's over.
Mark G:It's done.
Mark G:You're.
Mark G:You know, you'll never be the same person that Gary or Mark's gonna be.
Mark G:It hurts.
Mark G:It hurts.
Mark G:It hurts me saying it.
Mark G:You're not gonna be Gary anymore.
Mark G:You're not gonna be Mark anymore, right?
Mark G:I want to end it.
Mark G:If I'm not JC And I can't sit there and live my life, I'm out.
Mark G:I'm out.
Mark G:I will walk out to my damn pond, put a bullet in my head, and I don't give a.
Gary G:Damn.
Gary G:Chick.
Mark G:Guys, real quick, because my mom has no idea where she is, who she is.
Mark G:If she shits her pants in the morning, she has no clue, dude.
Mark G:It's brutal.
JC:Is this current or is she still dealing with this?
Mark G:Well, we get.
Mark G:We got two week notice at Christmas.
JC:Jesus Christ.
Mark G:Yeah, it's not good, but, I mean, it's the same thing.
Mark G:Like, I told my wife, I will never put you through this.
Mark G:I can't.
Mark G:I can't.
Mark G:All right, so my mom's, like, done.
Mark G:She's done.
Mark G:She has no idea who I am, who Mandy is, which we have literally raised her for 10 years.
Mark G:12 years.
Mark G:She got diagnosed, I guess, about three years ago.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:It's not good, dude.
Mark G:It's.
JC:And that's Alzheimer's.
Mark G:Yeah, well, she got dementia or dementia.
Mark G:It's not good.
Mark G:And, dude, it's sucks.
Mark G:It sucks.
Gary G:That's all the worst.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:I would rather I would watch my dick rot off then I would ever watch me lose my brain.
Gary G:Right.
Mark G:It's crazy what I've been through in the last two years.
Mark G:I don't wish out on my worst enemy ever.
Mark G:Ever.
Mark G:She don't know.
Mark G:She throws out there.
Mark G:It's.
Mark G:It's bad.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Ryan Boyd just post.
Gary G:That's really hard.
Gary G:One thing to watch happen.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Oh, there ain't no doubt.
Mark G:It's the hardest thing I've ever watched happen in my life.
JC:I.
JC:I saw a video of someone talking to her dad, who's got.
JC:I think it's.
JC:I think it's.
JC:I can't remember Alzheimer's or dementia.
JC:They're pretty similar.
JC:If I'm.
Mark G:Yeah, they're very similar.
JC:They're similar, right?
Mark G:So this guy's probably the same.
JC:This guy's like, memory isn't there, but he's like.
JC:He's still super.
JC:Like, he's aware, and he was, like, talking, and he's like, like, you're kind of freaking me out right now to this girl.
JC:And she's like, why am I freaking you out?
JC:And he's like, because you keep calling me dad.
JC:She's like, well, you're my dad.
JC:And he's just like, I don't know if I'm your dad.
JC:And then she's like, well, do you.
JC:Do you feel safe around me?
JC:And he's like, I do feel safe.
JC:And then he.
JC:She was like, well, I feel safe around you, and, like, I love you.
JC:And he's like, I.
JC:I feel the same way.
JC:And it was just like the conversation that they were having was like.
JC:It was.
JC:It was.
JC:It was hard to watch.
JC:It was, like, beautiful because of the support and everything within the family.
JC:And it's like, you could tell that, like, there's a lot of love in that family, but to, like, see that conversation happening was like, oh, it's brutal, man.
Mark G:I go and tell you.
Mark G:I go ahead and tell you.
Mark G:I'm witnessing right now.
Mark G:It's bad.
Mark G:It's bad.
Gary G:Blake on Where's Blake on Over Tick Tock says my aunt just passed away in September.
Gary G:It's one of the hardest Things to.
Mark G:See him go through that dementia is a.
Mark G:Alzheimer's.
Mark G:Dementia.
Mark G:Whatever.
Mark G:It's the same.
Mark G:It's the same.
Gary G:Pop Pop, what in the world are you saying?
Gary G:You pop up, Pop Pop said I feel sleep around me, but, like.
Mark G:I don't wish anybody.
Mark G:Their parents, their loved ones, anybody.
Mark G:Nobody.
Mark G:Get it?
Gary G:That's probably.
Gary G:That's.
Gary G:That's probably one of the worst ones.
Gary G:And pop up.
Gary G:No, we're not mad at you, sir.
Gary G:We're just.
Gary G:Yeah, we're having a.
Gary G:This conversation got deep real quick.
Mark G:This Gary hates you too, Pop Pop.
Gary G:We can't bring you in, Pop Pop, because we're not live on.
Gary G:Well, we are live on Tick tock.
Gary G:But we're not live on tick tock.
Mark G:You Pop Pop.
Mark G:Hashtag king Pop up.
Mark G:Gary hates you, too.
JC:Dragging me on the hate train for no reason.
Gary G:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Mark G:But yeah, I mean, dude, I mean, it's been a brutal last two years.
Mark G:I don't wish that on nobody.
Gary G:Now, she was living with you at one point, right?
Mark G:I mean, she lives right there.
Mark G:That.
Mark G:That door right there, you see, is her house.
Gary G:Oh, really?
Mark G:100 square foot house.
Mark G:I built it onto my.
Mark G:It sucks she's not here anymore, and she lives in a nursing home now.
Mark G:It's terrible, dude.
Mark G:Like, me and my wife couldn't take care of.
Mark G:It sucked.
Mark G:I felt like a failure is what it is.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:But you're not.
Mark G:No.
Gary G:Blake says, I hate that you're going.
Mark G:Through this, J.C.
Mark G:yeah, it is what it is.
Gary G:Meanwhile, my mother talks about me.
Mark G:Well, I mean, if y'all two look at each other, I would talk about you.
Gary G:Well, no.
Gary G:So different moms.
JC:Different moms.
Gary G:Different.
Gary G:Different moms.
Gary G:We got same dad, different mom.
Gary G:Okay.
Mark G:They pulled out.
Mark G:Okay.
Gary G:No, my.
Gary G:Yeah, no, my.
Gary G:My.
Gary G:My scenario is kind of interesting.
Gary G:So even if some of my family members are, like, saying, this is kind of up, I think g.
Gary G:I sent it to Gary while he was driving.
Gary G:Gary's like, what the.
JC:So I post call you.
Gary G:Yeah, he had to call me.
Gary G:So I made a.
Gary G:I shared the post about Karen Bass.
Gary G:When the reporters are trying to question the.
Gary G:The governor.
Gary G:Not the governor, but the mayor of la, and she does literally just say two words.
Gary G:So I shared that post.
Mark G:He said, la.
Gary G:I know.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:So I share.
Gary G:I shared that post.
Gary G:And.
Gary G:And my mother commented on it, and these are her words to me.
Gary G:Oh, my God, Give it a break.
Gary G:If you think you could have done better, you wouldn't be cleaning toilets for the people who are better off than you.
Mark G:That's what Your mom said yep.
Mark G:Answer her, please.
Gary G:The floor is yours, man.
Mark G:Hey, can you get Siri right now?
Gary G:Can I get Siri, you mom?
Gary G:Like, I was like, that just floored me.
Gary G:I'm like, wow, you're gonna say that to your own blood?
Gary G:And that's what the biggest thing is.
Gary G:I think what really pisses me off about everything right now is how much this current administration has destroyed relationships within everything, like between this administration and mainstream media.
Gary G:And that's why a lot of people have gone to sources like podcasts, gone to X and other social media platforms because mainstream media has been destroying people.
Gary G:This, these, this administration has been storing people making it seem that if you are a Trump supporter reporter or you're a Republican, you're, you're supposedly this bad person and people should not like you and that they wish death upon you.
Gary G:And that's why I went with Gary when people were wishing death upon, like the CEO of this pharmacy.
Gary G:CEO person.
Gary G:Like, they were literally claiming I was, thank God he's dead.
Gary G:Like claiming more death and more CEO.
Gary G:It's like, why, why do we must resort on death?
Gary G:Why?
Gary G:Like, it's beyond mind blowing to me.
Gary G:And where we're at right now as a society, it's absolutely sickening.
Gary G:So I, in all reality, is it really going to be a nuke that destroys us or is it going to be we as America, as humans that are going to destroy each other?
Gary G:Like, are we eventually going to come down to a point where we just go full blown, full blown killing each other and it's that bad?
Gary G:Like, it's a, it's not even a civil war on policies or politics.
Gary G:It's just now a civil war of stupidity because we've been so divided.
Gary G:It's no longer black and white.
Gary G:It's Republican and Democrat or whatever that's now, forget race, it's no longer about race.
Gary G:It's about fucking where you stand politically on where people want to fight war.
Mark G:Is going to be literally counties fighting each other.
Mark G:Like counties in your district, counties everywhere.
Mark G:I've said that.
Mark G:Black, white, it's not going to be a civil war.
Mark G:Black, white, right.
Mark G:It's going to be a civil war with I, I guess you call it states slash communities slash counties.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:I can kind of see that it's.
Mark G:Gonna be, it's gonna be like totally different.
Mark G:But I do believe what it needs to be.
Mark G:I don't know, I guess statewide, nationwide.
Gary G:Life at the liquor store says it's not happening.
Gary G:I like to know why you don't think it could happen within our time frame.
Gary G:If.
Gary G:If you look at where we stand as right now, as a civilization in all reality.
Gary G: ow and compare it to like the: Gary G:This country is so divided.
Gary G:The hatred for people who have.
Gary G:Between generational wealth to the people who have gotten wealth from fucking work and their asses off.
Gary G:Like, people are hating on people who are living good for being a store owner.
Gary G:Maybe they got a good mil or 2 mil in the bank because they busted their ass off.
Gary G:And people hate them for that.
Gary G:They now hate you if you got fucking.
Gary G:It's ridiculous.
Gary G:They hate you if you like Trump.
Gary G:They hate you if you have certain beliefs.
Gary G:Like, our country is so divided right now.
Gary G:And the hatred for people beyond on all sides, in all reality, the hatred on all sides is absolutely.
Gary G:It's ridiculous.
Gary G:It is.
Gary G:And it's so sad.
Gary G:I wish we were back in the 90s.
Gary G:I missed the 90s.
Gary G:The 90s are great.
Mark G:The 90s were good.
Mark G:But I mean, just say something, Mark.
Mark G:Look at what we got on this damn podcast right now.
Mark G:We got far west coast, far east coast in the south.
Gary G:Right.
Mark G:All in one thing right now.
Mark G:And we all get along.
Mark G:We talk randomly all the time.
Gary G:Oh, we absolutely do.
Gary G:And give each other.
Gary G:It's good times.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Oh, I.
Mark G:I'll come up.
Mark G:You know, Gary, you and like, Mark, you're a sucker.
Mark G:And y'all tell me the same thing.
Mark G:I'm good.
Mark G:What happened to just say Gary voted Democrat?
Mark G:Okay, that's cool.
Mark G:Mark, you vote Democrat.
Mark G:I vote.
Gary G:Oh, really?
Gary G:So we have two Democrats.
Gary G:Okay, I see what you wait with this.
JC:Okay, well, I'd be the independent.
JC:Mark would be the Democrat.
Gary G:What the.
Mark G:But, but we used to all get along, dude.
Mark G:And we're not there anymore.
Mark G:No, we're not there.
Gary G:You used to be able to agree and disagree and go out and have a beer at the end of the day.
Mark G:Like I could literally look at.
Mark G:I've never met Gary personally.
Mark G:I can fly to Oregon tomorrow.
Mark G:I feel like me and him considered a bar and just.
JC:I.
JC:I probably can't go as hard as you at the bar, but I'm willing.
JC:I'm willing to put back a couple of loggers while you.
Mark G:Yeah.
JC:Polish off a couple of bottles.
Mark G:We can talk our.
Mark G:I can fly to Maine and go drink with Mark.
JC:I'd have the non alcohol if he drinks.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:I would absolutely die if I drank.
Gary G:I would do non alcoholic would call it good.
Mark G:No, no, no.
Mark G:That's not how it Works.
Mark G:I came there to fly.
Mark G:I flew to you.
Gary G:That's okay.
Gary G:I'll pull out the smoker.
Gary G:We'll smoke some me some non alcoholic beverages.
Gary G:We'll be.
Mark G:Y'all see what I'm saying?
Mark G:I mean, we lost the communication of humanity.
Gary G:Yes.
Mark G:That's what I feel like what the is happening right now.
Mark G:I mean, like, you look out the outside world and you're like, really?
Mark G:But I met Gary, I met you on Tik Tok.
Mark G:Now we talk, like regularly.
Mark G:Like we text each other, FaceTime each other.
Mark G:We do all this, what's happening, why we want to fight each other.
Gary G:I think it's a lot of the influencing of mainstream political influencing, and also it could be the source of outside influencing too.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:I never put it past another country to do any outside influencing.
Gary G:And some of these influencers that you, they see out there on TikTok, YouTube and so forth, some of these influencers are probably paid to also try to cause that divide.
Gary G:You get somebody who's got, you know, a few hundred thousand followers to a couple million followers, and somebody calls them up, says, hey, listen, I will pay you $30,000 to make this post and have it go viral and to try to cause this divide.
Gary G:That person's gonna sit there and go, $30,000 for me.
Gary G:To do what?
Gary G:Okay, bet.
Gary G:I want that money.
Gary G:They're gonna do that post.
Mark G:You want that money that bad?
Gary G:I don't, but some people do.
Gary G:Some people need that money.
Gary G:They're gonna find an influencer who's down.
Gary G:Who's down on their luck right now, who really needs that.
Gary G:They're gonna do it.
Gary G:Because that 30 grand might be what makes them survive the next couple of months.
Gary G:That puts food on their table.
Gary G:Puts.
Gary G:Puts food for their kids.
Gary G:So of course.
Mark G:30 grand should be a year.
Gary G:It should be a year.
Gary G:But it's definitely not anymore.
Gary G:Definitely not anymore.
Mark G:That's what I'm saying.
Mark G:That's what I'm saying is like, us three can sit here and talk, and we're from the other worlds.
Mark G:I'm like, y'all are west coast, east coast, and I'm southern.
Mark G:Think about that.
Gary G:Right?
Mark G:Think about that.
Mark G:Sit there and think about that.
Mark G:I'm in Mississippi.
Mark G:Do you think I like Oregon people?
Mark G:No, There's a lot of.
JC:There's a lot of good people in Oregon, man.
Gary G:Hey, man, there's a hunters too, though, you know, there's a lot of good hunting in Maine.
Mark G:I get it.
Gary G:You like northern Mainers.
Gary G:You just don't like southern.
Gary G:So hold on.
JC:Don't don't, don't love Portland.
JC:Don't lump Portland in like the rest of Oregon into Portland, because once you get out of Portland, you would be surprised at how similar the rest of the state is.
JC:Portland, that's.
Gary G:Well, let me ask you this, Jason.
Gary G:You like Tucker Carlson, right?
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:I mean, okay, he's a mana.
Gary G:So you like more northern Mainer type of people.
Gary G:You probably wouldn't like the more like Portland, Maine, Southern Mainers, those people are kind of scary.
Gary G:But when you get northern Maine, you got you more people that people like pretty much relate to the people in Mississippi.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:The farmers, the hunters.
Mark G:What, what, what was the guy on Damn Fox?
Mark G:Hold on, let me think.
Mark G:My wife watched him every day and I was like, I don't like him.
Mark G:I don't like.
Gary G:Is he on there anymore?
Gary G:Did they take him off?
Mark G:No, no, no, no.
Mark G:He's big on Fox.
Mark G:And I was like, I don't like him.
Gary G:Who the hell are you talking.
Mark G:Oh, he's a big guy.
Mark G:He has that damn.
Mark G:Hahaha.
JC:Bad example there.
Gary G:Are you talking about the one that took over the Tucker Carlson Show?
Gary G:That guy?
Gary G:I think my wife likes him.
Gary G:Hold on, Fox News.
Mark G:Hannity.
Gary G:Hannity.
Gary G:You don't like Hannity?
Mark G:I don't like him, no.
Mark G:Okay.
Mark G:I'm a Republican.
Mark G:I don't like Hannity.
Mark G:Are you kidding me?
Gary G:I mean, see, my wife don't like Tucker, but it's because of the way he talks, I think.
Mark G:No, I like.
Mark G:I love Tucker.
Mark G:My wife loved Tucker.
Mark G:We just don't.
Mark G:She loves Hannity.
Mark G:I don't like Hannity.
Mark G:Right.
Gary G:It's just like some people don't like Shapiro because of the way Shapiro talks.
Mark G:I mean, it's just.
Mark G:But I mean, we got difference of opinions, but if you sit there and look at what you're looking at right now on this podcast, it's Oregon, Maine, the furthest two ever Mississippi in this.
Mark G:Okay.
Mark G:But we can all sit here and get along and we can, we have difference of opinions.
Gary G:Right.
Mark G:I don't agree with everything Gary does.
Mark G:I don't agree with everything you do.
Mark G:But guess what?
Mark G:We can get along.
JC:Yeah.
JC:And that's how it really.
Mark G:Right.
Gary G:That's exactly how we should be.
Gary G:That's how this world should be.
Gary G:But apparently it's not anymore.
Gary G:Just like we should have freedom of speech.
Mark G:It's done.
Gary G:And I think a lot of this.
Mark G:They were like, hey jc you're supposed to hate Gary.
Mark G:Hey JC you're supposed to hate Mark.
Mark G:I'm like, I don't Hate anybody, but I'll protect my household.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:One of the ways to take.
Gary G:To start division in our country, though that started was number one, take away the freedom of speech from people.
Gary G:You take away their right to speech and call certain things hate speech, misinformation, disinformation, that automatically is going to start a divide.
Gary G:And because if you got that going on, people are really getting pissed off.
Gary G:That's where you get called conspiracy theorists.
Gary G:And people really don't trust you at that point, they start calling you out on that.
Gary G:And then to make people angry, start starving them by making the economy go to.
Mark G:Hey, can you take old David Jacobs off?
Gary G:This is balls.
Gary G:Yeah, hold on.
Gary G:I see David Jacob going crazy.
Gary G:Yeah, he's being blocked right now.
JC:My moderators, bro, don't be so insecure.
JC:We're in the middle of a conversation.
Mark G:But, you know, that's my thing.
Gary G:Moderators, block him, please.
Mark G:We have lost all, like, I don't know, like, I, I've never had an issue with Gary.
Mark G:Never had issue with you.
Mark G:We call each other every day.
Mark G:We've never met Mark Gary, am I right?
Gary G:No.
Gary G:Never met.
JC:Virtual.
Gary G:Virtual pen pals, right?
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:It's like.
Mark G:But I mean, you see what I'm saying?
Mark G:It's like.
Mark G:And people are so upset over some on.
Mark G:Just say Facebook, just say Instagram about what other people are saying.
Mark G:Man, fuck it.
Mark G:Fuck it.
Mark G:You know, say, I'm not gonna get mad at you if you.
Mark G:If you didn't like my damn deer I killed.
Mark G:I don't give a.
Mark G:Gary don't like how I put it on the damn Instagram.
Mark G:I don't give a.
Mark G:It is what it is, people.
Mark G:Sorry, I'm.
Mark G:I'm that old school guy.
JC:I mean, I.
JC:Look there, there's a lot of division, but I think if you get out and you talk to people and you have real conversations, I think you can.
JC:Most people all want the same thing.
JC:They want to be a part of a community.
JC:They want to have safety.
JC:They want to have a place to live.
JC:They need food, water and shelter, right?
JC:I, I believe that even with all of the division and friction that's going.
Mark G:Around, like, it's bad right now.
JC:Like, I, when I, like, I go to, like a regular CrossFit gym and I go to a regular 24 Hour Fitness and sitting in the sauna, I'm talking with people from every social class, from people who are struggling to people who own, like, really big businesses, all different types of religions, both sides, all sides of the political spectrum.
JC:And even when there's like a pretty heated political conversation going on in there.
JC:Like the people are still pretty civil.
Mark G:Why is there a heated political situation?
Mark G:That's my thing.
JC:Like I have people who are from Palestine, I have people from Gaza, I have heart.
JC:Hardcore left wingers, I have hardcore right wingers and they're all sitting in the sauna at the same gym having a conversation, respectfully disagreeing with, with each other.
JC:And they're not, okay, they're not having like, they're not talking about a person and saying, you believe this and you don't know this so you're a shitty person.
JC:It's like if somebody doesn't understand something, they're like, like look, I don't understand what's going on in that part of the world.
JC:And you're from there.
JC:Like I have this opinion because of these reasons.
JC:I would like to hear what your thoughts are.
JC:And it's like there's conversations happening and I feel like that's where like any real connection with people can, can be made is when you're having dialogue and you can share your different opinions and not be so emotionally wrapped up into some shit where you dislike a person because of said thought process or you know, previous life experience.
JC:So it's like we're all very different people and despite having differences, still getting along.
Mark G:Yeah.
JC:So I'm optimistic.
JC:Even with all the crazy going on in the world right now, once you factor out the governments, people can get along and you know, find similarities despite their differences and, and or even respect the differences of everyone else.
JC:You get the media out, you get the government out.
JC:And regular everyday folks are more civilized.
Mark G:Said all you need to say.
Gary G:Get the government out.
JC:Yeah, get the government out.
JC:Get the media out.
Mark G:And people, that's all you had to do.
Mark G:Yeah, get the government out.
JC:And then people, despite differences can get.
Gary G:Along and put the media back where the media was supposed to be and actually talk about news, not propaganda.
Gary G:Right.
Mark G:I don't give a.
Mark G:About media.
Mark G:Get the government out.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:And I think, I think having non biased media would help out too.
Gary G:Go back to the local news where you learn about your good.
Gary G:No, just the government.
Mark G:Just get the government out.
Mark G:Get the media.
JC:Well, the media is heavily controlled and influenced by the government.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:That is true.
Gary G:So if you get the government out, the media want to be controlled.
Mark G:If people are literally listen to the media, they're idiots.
Mark G:I'm telling you this now.
Mark G:Tik tok X whatever the.
Mark G:If you're listening to media, you're a idiot.
Mark G:Make your own.
Mark G:You Got a goddamn mind.
Mark G:Use it.
Gary G:Oh, yeah.
Gary G:Speaking of mind, how's my Facebook post doing?
Mark G:Yeah, you could probably get a band on that.
JC:At the beginning.
JC:You were saying?
JC:It's not gonna happen.
JC:You.
Gary G:Yeah, you tell me.
Gary G:Are you good?
Gary G:You good?
Gary G:You ain't good getting flagged.
Gary G:What a dick.
Gary G:All right, I'm looking for my post.
Gary G:Hold on, let's see.
Gary G:Oh, you know what's funny is I do not see the post.
Mark G:But did it get taken down?
Gary G:No, no, it's.
Gary G:It's right there.
Gary G:Okay, so on Tik Tok, right, Someone.
Gary G:Someone laughed at it.
Gary G:So for those who don't know, what did you say?
JC:What did you post?
Gary G:I posted.
Gary G:Did I tell.
Gary G:Did I tell you that the earth is flatter than Kamala's chest and that Biden's suffers from hardcore dementia?
Mark G:Christ, w.
Mark G:I mean, I can't believe we're still on right now.
Gary G:Yeah, we talked about some ser.
Gary G:Well, it's because we didn't get the trolls.
Gary G:The thing is with.
Gary G:So the thing is with Tik Tok is flat, though.
Gary G:Let's be honest.
Gary G:The thing with Tik Tok is.
Gary G:Tik Tok is you're.
Gary G:You're.
Gary G:You're not.
Gary G:You're not innocent until you found.
Gary G:Like, you're not innocent to proven guilty.
Gary G:Tik Tok automatically finds you guilty, and you have to prove you're innocent with Tik Tok has a flat.
Mark G:But she does have a nice ass.
Mark G:She does have a nice ass.
Gary G:You know, since JC's on that, what do you think about.
Gary G:Was it AC or OC?
Gary G:AOC.
JC:AOC.
JC:She's way better looking.
Mark G:Dude, she's psychotic.
Mark G:Are you kidding me?
JC:Aoc.
Gary G:Yeah, I'd say she's better looking than Kamala for sure.
Mark G:Oh, she's hottie.
Mark G:She's a.
Mark G:Yeah, man.
Mark G:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a hottie.
Gary G:But for those who don't know, though, JC does have a hardcore crush on one political figure out there.
Gary G:Her name is Nancy Pelosi.
Mark G:But what?
Gary G:No, you just agreed to it.
Gary G:You just agreed that you had a hardcore crush on Nancy Pulls you like.
Mark G:I thought you was gonna say old girl from damn Colorado.
Gary G:Yeah, no, no, I said Nancy Pelosi.
Gary G:You agreed.
Gary G:You agreed to it.
Mark G:Okay, well, I mean, she can sit on my face with her walker.
Mark G:Whatever.
Mark G:Gary, stop.
JC:I mean, that walker would get in the way.
JC:Let's be real, right?
Mark G:Did she fall over five times in them walking with that?
Mark G:Did she?
JC:I wouldn't be surprised.
JC:She broke her hip.
JC:Like, that's it's.
JC:Going to be hard to get around with a broken hip and you're like 90.
Mark G:Hey, brother.
Gary G:Oh, dear God.
Gary G:Brian says he'll pray for you, J.C.
Gary G:yeah, shocker.
JC:It's going to take a little bit more than prayer for that one, right, man?
Gary G:Oh, thought now.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:I will tell y'all though, I.
Gary G:I haven't been on social media in a while because I have been hooked on one hell of a TV show.
Gary G:We are on season five.
Gary G:We're on the secondary.
Gary G:We're on season five, the second half of the season five right now.
Mark G:Oh, you made it second season.
Gary G:Well, yeah, we're on the second part of season five.
Gary G:So I'm on season five, episode ten right now.
Gary G:And it's a phenomenal show.
Gary G:If y'all have not seen Yellowstone, I gotta say you have to watch it.
Gary G:And they better be coming off with a spin off for it because the show is good.
Gary G:John Dutton, may he rest in peace and may they get the.
Gary G:At 86 them.
Gary G:Don't tell me any spoilers because all I know is that they did hire the people to get them.
Gary G:And I'm waiting.
Gary G:I feel bad for John Dutton and his family right now.
Mark G:I told you.
Mark G:I told you it's gonna be bad.
Gary G:It's a damn good show.
JC:What show are you talking about?
Gary G:Yellowstone.
Gary G:Oh, it's the same guy that created a lioness, which is a really good show.
Gary G:Lioness is really good.
Gary G: I guess he's made: Mark G:What's his name?
Mark G:Tyler.
Gary G:Oh, my wife was here, she'd be able to tell you.
Mark G:Ah, it's Tyler Durden.
Gary G:Hold on.
Gary G:Who produced Tyler Durden, Yellowstone.
Gary G:Hold on one second, I'll tell you one second here.
Gary G:Taylor Sheridan.
Gary G:Taylor Sheridan?
Gary G:Yep, Taylor Sheridan.
Gary G:Dude, he's done quite a bit.
JC:Tyler Durden is Fight Club.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Ryan boy says everything he's done is great.
Gary G:Yeah, he's come out with some really good dude.
Gary G:He.
Gary G:The ranch.
Gary G:He actually bought a ranch they called the triple six or the.
Gary G:The sixers or whatever.
JC:The four six, the 460.
Mark G:God damn it.
Mark G:You said triple.
Gary G:The four sixes.
Mark G:He.
Gary G:He bought the ranch.
Gary G:Actually he films a lot of his on that ranch now.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:And he's into some of his shows.
Gary G:Like he's in the Yellowstone.
Gary G:His daughter's in Yellowstone too.
Gary G:And she talks like you can't, you can't understand a damn thing she says in that show.
Gary G:What's her name?
Gary G:Peter Teeter.
Gary G:You can't understand.
Gary G:Yeah, you can't understand Tater whatsoever, man.
Gary G:You can't understand a damn thing she's saying, but it's hilarious.
Gary G:And then poor Jimmy.
Gary G:I feel bad for Jimmy.
Mark G:I mean, he's like special needs.
Gary G:Yeah, Jimmy.
Gary G:Jimmy's like, Gary.
Gary G:Jimmy is like, Gary.
JC:I don't know anything about the show, so.
Gary G:Yeah, I can.
Mark G:Gary.
Mark G:I wouldn't take that.
Gary G:Yeah, Jimmy.
Gary G:Gary's definitely.
Gary G:I think we can start calling Gary Jimmy.
Gary G:We can get it right.
Gary G:I think it'll be perfect that way.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:Kevin Costner did awesome in it, Brian.
Gary G:I'm at the point where Kevin Costner no longer sucked, but I guess my wife said the only reason why they did it because he had to film something else.
Mark G:No, no, it was way deeper than that.
Gary G:It was deeper than that.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Now they.
Gary G:I found out there's a certain movie star out there.
Gary G:I didn't realize how crazy this was until I listened to his Joe Rogan podcast.
Gary G:Mel Gibson is one crazy ass.
Gary G:There are some screws loosened Mel Gibson's head, man.
JC:I like Mel Gibson.
Mark G:I will tell you.
Mark G:I.
Mark G:That's the only damn celebrity that was back.
Mark G:I was.
Mark G:I was kind of upset about his house burning.
Mark G:Right?
Gary G:No, he's a.
Gary G:He's an awesome actor.
Gary G:He's an awesome guy, but he's got some screws loose, man.
Gary G:That interview with Joe Rogan was like.
Gary G:I'm like, what?
Gary G:Huh?
Gary G:No, what the.
Gary G:Like, I.
Gary G:I was, like, just shocked and odd throughout this whole conversation with Mel Gibson.
Mark G:Right.
Gary G:He legitimately tells you he's crazy.
JC:Yeah, he's crazy.
JC:That's why he's great.
Mark G:He knows.
Mark G:He knows it.
Gary G:Oh, he does.
Gary G:He.
Gary G:Absolutely.
Gary G:He'll admit that he's crazy.
Gary G:Yeah, no, like, he's just.
Gary G:He's interesting.
Gary G:He's interesting.
Gary G:He's definitely got a hell of a story.
Gary G:Yeah, y'all have to watch that one.
Gary G:The.
Gary G:The interview with Mel Gibson and Joe Rogan is.
Gary G:Is a podcast that's quite interesting.
Gary G:And.
Gary G:And to find out that he.
Gary G:Where he's traveling, some of the he's seen and one of the doctors, like, the holistic doctors that he talks about, it's even hard to believe the story.
Gary G:Like, he was talking about this holistic doctor who would just point at him and literally made him get lifted up off his feet.
Gary G:And then after he dropped him, the doctor said, you healed now, like, that.
JC:I don't know about.
Gary G:Right.
Gary G:Like, what the.
Gary G:That's some witchcraft.
JC:But the meds that he was talking about.
Gary G:Yes.
Gary G:What's up, Chris?
JC:That sounds kind of legit.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:The Ivor Method and that stuff.
JC:10 benzodol yeah.
Mark G:Oh, J.C.
Mark G:oh, what's up, Chris?
Gary G:Look at some of his donations.
Gary G:Yeah, the stem cells is really interesting, man.
Gary G:I love the research.
Gary G:More the stem cell research that the stem cells.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:They need to do that more here in America right now.
Gary G:A lot of people, if they want some of the stem cell stuff done, they have to go to other countries to get it done.
Gary G:It's because America doesn't want us to be cured.
Gary G:America wants us to stay sick.
Gary G:So therefore the pharmaceuticals make more money off of us.
Gary G:It's a big pharmaceutical ring right now here in America, and that's one of the biggest reasons why we allow advertising of pharmaceutical companies here in America.
JC:They said they're going to change that, though, didn't they?
Mark G:I.
Mark G:I think they are not putting this on tv.
Mark G:That's.
Mark G:That's going to be huge.
Gary G:Oh, by the way, my wife just corrected me.
Gary G:Cheater is Michael as Michael Landon's daughter.
Mark G:Hey, tell your wife she loves me.
Gary G:I'm sure she can hear you right now.
Gary G:She's still listening, obviously.
Mark G:Butterfly.
Mark G:Butterfly.
Mark G:Let me tell you something.
Mark G:I love you.
Gary G:Dear God.
Mark G:You did.
Gary G:You definitely went there.
Gary G:You went there.
Gary G:But, yeah, I guess Cheater is Michael Landon's daughter.
Gary G:I'm not sure who Michael Landon is.
Gary G:I guess I'll have to look him up real quick now.
Gary G:Now she's got me looking up.
Gary G:What's that?
Mark G:I don't know who that is.
Gary G:So.
Gary G:Michael Landon.
Gary G:Dear God.
Gary G:Okay, who the is Michael Landon's nine children all about his sons and daughter?
Gary G:Who the hell is.
Gary G:What's good as Wikipedia?
Gary G:Media.
Gary G:Michael Landon.
Gary G:Come on.
Gary G:Landon was born.
Gary G:I don't want to know.
Gary G:He's born.
Gary G:What was he known for?
Gary G:Early work.
Gary G:Landon.
Gary G:First starting appearance of television series Telephone Time.
Mark G:Little House on the Prairie.
Gary G:Oh, okay.
Gary G:Yeah, he was a teenage wolf heist.
Gary G:God's Little Acre.
Gary G:Okay, so he's the dad on God's little Acre.
Mark G:Well, no, he was the father of.
Gary G:The Little House on the Prairie.
Mark G:Yeah, Little House on Prairie.
Mark G:Okay.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:Didn't know that.
Gary G:All right.
Gary G:Bonanza.
Gary G:Little House on the Prairie, highway to Heaven.
Gary G:Oh, yeah, that.
Gary G:Dear God, that's an old ass movie.
Gary G:Remember highway to Heaven?
Mark G:Yep.
Gary G:Yeah, he was in that.
Gary G:Okay, now I know who he is now that I'm seeing his picture and hearing about the movies.
Gary G:Okay, now I know who he is.
Gary G:Interesting.
Gary G:Dear God.
Mark G:Dude, talk a little bit.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Gary, you're so quiet looking.
JC:I'm looking something up right now.
JC:Sorry, I got distracted.
Mark G:Quiet.
Mark G:Super quiet.
Mark G:Gary.
Gary G:Dude.
JC:Well, you guys are talking about Netflix Shows and stuff that I don't know anything about.
Gary G:Well, it's funny now.
Gary G:Now that I searched him up, I just saw his tomb.
Gary G:Dude, that is one badass.
Gary G:He's got one badass looking tomb, man.
Gary G:Michael Landon's tomb has got a door with a lock on it.
Gary G:What the.
Gary G:Yeah, well, I mean, it's a glass door.
Gary G:Interesting.
JC:There was a.
JC:There was a kid that was in a band and he was like.
JC:They were all set up and everything.
JC:And he hit the opening riff on the drums, the pornhub riff, and the entire stadium lost it.
JC:They were just.
JC:Everybody started laughing, like instantly.
Mark G:Really?
JC:Yeah, it was really funny.
JC:Like you just hit that opening, like the drum, like whatever it is.
JC:And like.
JC:And then he just put the sticks down immediately and everybody just started cracking up.
JC:It's like everybody in the stadium knows that riff.
Gary G:Holy.
Gary G: Is it really: Mark G:Yeah.
JC:Not to be midnight for you.
Gary G:Damn.
Gary G:Interesting fact.
Gary G:Did you know there's a couple of states that are only an hour behind in Maine?
Gary G:I did not know that until today.
JC:What do you mean?
Gary G:So, like, typically, I thought the time.
Gary G:The like the time changes are 1 hour, 2 hour and 3 hours throughout the United States.
JC:Like west coast is behind.
Gary G:Like, like you're behind me three hours.
JC:Yes.
Gary G:JC's behind me by two hours.
Gary G:Right?
Mark G:How cool is that?
Gary G:Because it's.
Gary G: What is it,: Mark G: Now it's: Mark G:Yep.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:Oh, okay, so.
Gary G:No, that makes sense.
Gary G:Never mind.
Gary G:I'm blonde.
Gary G:Disregard.
Gary G:I just sat up.
Gary G:Listen, it's a long day.
Gary G:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Gary G:All right, I guess maybe where I'm starting to up talking here.
Gary G:Plus, wife just got home from work.
Mark G:So tell I love her.
Gary G:I'm sure she hears you.
Gary G:She's still listening, dear.
Gary G:If you can't see him, JC is currently blowing kisses over on the camera for you.
Mark G:Oh, Butterfly.
Gary G:But I will say.
Gary G:Hey, the Pope.
Gary G:Wait, wait a minute.
Gary G: he whole world goes to on the: Mark G:But you didn't see.
Gary G:You didn't see.
Gary G:But shit's happening.
Gary G:That's up.
Gary G:I just remembered that the Pope open.
Mark G:What's happening?
Gary G:What's happened?
Gary G:What the la's burning.
JC:We're one week into this year.
JC:There's been terrorist attacks and catastrophic fires.
Gary G:Pope opened up the damn doors.
Gary G:I'm just telling you it's a fire.
Mark G:Congrats.
Gary G:And terrorist attacks in your house.
Gary G:And what.
Gary G:How many weeks are we in right now?
Gary G: In: JC:Two.
Gary G:Two weeks in two weeks.
Gary G:Yeah, we're two weeks.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Okay.
Gary G:I mean, if you want to be on a technical, on the 15th will be a full two weeks.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:Because Wednesday the 1st was on a Wednesday, so the 8th would be one week, the 15th would be two weeks.
Gary G:So, yeah, we're about a week and a half in.
Gary G:In the first.
Gary G:First of 21st.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G: In: Gary G:So, yeah, some up shit's already happened.
Gary G:We're just starting out.
Mark G:Did you watch December?
Gary G:Oh, December was too.
Gary G:Don't get me wrong.
JC:Oh, but that's when he.
JC:That's when the Pope opened that door.
Gary G:Yeah, the Pope opened up the door on the 31st.
Gary G: Opening up the doors into: Gary G:The Pope done cursed us.
Gary G:The Pope cursed us.
Gary G:Right?
Gary G:Ryan boy says thanks.
JC:Thanks, Obama.
Gary G:Oh, Lord have mercy.
Gary G:All right, y'all, it is almost midnight here.
Gary G:I guess it's time for us to end this.
Gary G:Listen, if y'all got anything out of this show of a show that we did tonight, which was kind of fun.
Gary G:Listen, be nice to eat each other.
Gary G:Let's stop having such a goddamn divided country.
Gary G:Let's learn how to get along and understand that it's okay for all of us to agree and disagree.
Gary G:We can all have different opinions, but at the end of the time that we're all human and we can all actually get along, I guarantee that all of us have one thing in common.
Gary G:Guarantee that we at least have one thing in common.
Gary G:Those are my thoughts and my opinions.
Gary G:Gary, you got anything before we end it?
JC:Men can't get pregnant.
Gary G:Absolutely can't.
Gary G:J.C.
Gary G:do you got something?
Mark G:Hey, we all the same.
Mark G:Grow the up.
Gary G:And those are the words on the Mark G Show, y'all.
Gary G:Let's end it with this.
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Gary G:No, they've already been listening.
Gary G:We gotta do.
Gary G:We gotta do one thing real quick.
Gary G:Bye.
Mark G:How many people do you have?
Gary G:We stayed between, what, 9 to 13 on tick tock.
Gary G:And there's a few viewers on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch.
JC:Yeah, well, my friend was on YouTube.
Gary G:Your friends?
Gary G:Was that one of your friends?
JC:Yeah, that's one of my friends.
Gary G:Ah, then I don't know about Rumble because I don't get the Rumble stats.
Gary G:I can go to Rumble right now and find out.
Gary G:Let's go to Rumble stats.
Gary G:I've been working on Rumble.
Gary G:Rumble's a beast, dude.
Gary G:53 viewers on Rumble.
Mark G:Not.
Mark G:Yeah, there was a lot of people communicating, and I couldn't see the bottom.
Gary G:I.
Gary G:You couldn't see the bottom?
Mark G:No.
Gary G:You can't see the chat popping up?
Mark G:No.
Gary G:Oh, that's horrible.
Gary G:Kalu just said fun podcast.
JC:Yeah, I'll hit her up.
JC:I'll hit her up after this.
Mark G:Yeah, all that.
Mark G:So everybody was texting.
Mark G:If it was like, I know.
Mark G:Tick tock.
Mark G:If it.
Mark G:They commented, I could see it.
Gary G:Interesting.
Mark G:Yeah.
Gary G:All right, I'll have to.
Gary G:I'll have to figure that one out.
Gary G:Yeah.
Gary G:The other app was just too expensive.
Gary G:This one I like because we can do stuff.
Gary G:Right.
Mark G:I get it.
Gary G:And my cousin maybe helped me out too.
Gary G:So we're gonna.
Gary G:I'm gonna have to figure out how to promote candles here soon.
Mark G:Looks we say Gary's a piece of.
Gary G:I'll be making.
Gary G:Be making candles here probably in about a month.
Gary G:So if your wifey likes candles, let me know.
Mark G:Hey, why don't we send some wood, rook?
Mark G:Wood.
Mark G:Crackling.
Gary G:Wood crackling.
Gary G:Wicks.
Gary G:Yeah.
Mark G:Yeah.
Mark G:Similar to California.
Gary G:Such a dig.
Mark G:I am an ass hat.
Mark G:I am an ass guy.
Gary G:Oh, I think we're off the air.
Gary G:Are we off the air?
JC:I think so.
Mark G:I don't give a shit.
Gary G:Oh, shit.
Gary G:Thank you all for tuning into the audio.
Gary G:Catch you all later.