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Chris Walton puts Jenn Hahn in the Fast Five lightning round, covering everything from Stella Lefty and back-to-school shopping to Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies, fantasy football picks, and plenty more retail-free fun.
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Stella Lefty.
Speaker A:Where do you stand on her sudden popularity?
Speaker B:I am all about Stella Lefty.
Speaker A:Me too.
Speaker B:You are?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Okay, we can agree on this.
Speaker B:And I was really.
Speaker B:I'm really happy that I am hip enough to know who you're talking about.
Speaker B:But we were actually.
Speaker B:We were on a vacation in Italy, of all things.
Speaker B:And we were driving through Tuscany.
Speaker B:The first time I heard that song on, like, my Amazon music.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:In our little rental car.
Speaker B:And I immediately replayed it.
Speaker B:I was like, what was that song?
Speaker B:And by the time we got home, it was all over the radio.
Speaker B:So, big fan of Boston over here.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right, Me too.
Speaker A:Me too.
Speaker A:I'm all in on her too.
Speaker A:I like her a lot.
Speaker B:She's.
Speaker A:She's got a hook in me.
Speaker A:I don't know why, but she does.
Speaker A:She's got her claws into me for sure.
Speaker B:Her voice must have a hook on everyone.
Speaker B:Like, literally, it turns on and I tell everyone just to be quiet.
Speaker B:Even though it's on the radio all the time now.
Speaker B:I'm like, just listen to this song with me.
Speaker B:All right, Krista, it is your turn.
Speaker B:So it's officially back to school season here.
Speaker B:My kids go back on Monday and I know many are going back to school or have already gone back to school.
Speaker B:Let's say the parents are handed $500 for back to school shopping and they get one retail stop.
Speaker B:This is retail related for you, Chris.
Speaker B:What retailer do you think right now is getting that visit?
Speaker A:Oh, my God, that's a tough one, Jen.
Speaker A:I mean, I kind of go back to what you said about cheerleading too.
Speaker A:Like, you know, I think if I was gonna spend the $500, I'd want it just for Amazon.
Speaker A:Cause it's gonna make my life so much easier.
Speaker A:I also think about the mall too.
Speaker A:Like, if I wanna actually go clothes shopping, I go to the mall.
Speaker A:So I wouldn't wanna pick one store.
Speaker A:But I guess, you know, you know, in a plug for Target, which I've been hard on, I think I'd probably say Target too.
Speaker A:Like, you know, if I just had one spot to go and 500 and I had to get everything in one spot, I think I'd still choose Target.
Speaker A:Ultimately, overall, I think that it was.
Speaker B:Interesting as I was thinking of this question, I was like, what would I pick?
Speaker B:And, you know, different retailers came up for the school supplies.
Speaker B:But someone that has the right kinds of apparel for my kids, ages, the supplies and all the things.
Speaker B:Target was top of mind for me too.
Speaker B:So that's really interesting.
Speaker A:Yeah, I Just, you know, Jen, I'm curious.
Speaker A:Do you think.
Speaker A:Do you think parents shop that way, though, or do you think they, like, cherry pick and go where they need to for what they want?
Speaker B:I think it is convenience.
Speaker B:I mean, I'll just use myself as an example.
Speaker B:Like, my daughter and I went to the outlet mall, and it was like, one day, three hours.
Speaker B:We're gonna do the school shopping, but that was clothing.
Speaker B:And then supplies were separate.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And we purchased our.
Speaker A:Separated.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Most times in my fake world, you had to do it all at once.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Right, right, right.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:In your contrived question that you just asked me, I had to do it all at once.
Speaker A:Right, right, right.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:That's cool.
Speaker A:Great.
Speaker A:That's great.
Speaker A:All right, next one, Nothing but cakes.
Speaker A:Is introducing a Galactic brownie cake a take or an homage to Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies?
Speaker A:Jen, what is your relationship with Little Debbie?
Speaker B:What is my relationship with her?
Speaker B:I would say slightly less serious than my relationship with Taco Bell, which is.
Speaker B:Just kidding.
Speaker B:I remember the cosmic Brownie.
Speaker B:I get a little nostalgia when I see it.
Speaker B:It wasn't really my thing.
Speaker B:It's a little too dense for my liking on the brownies, on brownie preferences.
Speaker B:But I do, when it comes to Little Debbie in general, I respect her.
Speaker B:I think it's hilarious to think how often our parents or.
Speaker B:Or the older generation was just handed Little Debbie cakes like they were at all good for us.
Speaker B:But I. Oatmeal cream pies were my go to.
Speaker B:If it comes to the Little Debbie.
Speaker B:Oh, geez.
Speaker B:I think an oatmeal cream pie wins on my end.
Speaker B:What about you?
Speaker A:All right, all right.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:My.
Speaker A:My mom used to put those in my sack lunch all the time.
Speaker B:All the time.
Speaker A:I never liked them.
Speaker A:I never liked them that much.
Speaker A:They were always kind of like, okay, yeah, they're kind of.
Speaker A:It's kind of like, kiss, Eat a Little Debbie's, like, kissing your sister.
Speaker A:To me, it's like.
Speaker A:It's like a dessert, but it's like, it's not.
Speaker A:It's not like something I really enjoy, you know?
Speaker B:So you had a.
Speaker B:You had a mature palette for a young kid, because, man, we were, like, devouring those things.
Speaker B:Even if we didn't like them.
Speaker B:We were just like, yes.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Or a picky palate.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think I had a picky.
Speaker B:Palette probably, but my poor kids get cucumbers in their lunch.
Speaker A:Oh, nice.
Speaker B:No Little Debbie cakes for them.
Speaker A:I feel.
Speaker A:I feel bad for them.
Speaker B:Jen, don't worry.
Speaker B:Every now and then Kids, they'll be just fine.
Speaker B:Wait until they hear how much I love Taco Bell.
Speaker B:All right, Chris, so last question for you.
Speaker B:We personally do a family NFL fantasy league every year at our house.
Speaker B:It's really fun.
Speaker B:We all get involved, and the draft is coming up, I think, this weekend for us.
Speaker B:So let's say you are part of a fantasy league yourself.
Speaker B:Maybe you can tell us if you are.
Speaker B:But you get the number one pick in your fantasy draft this year.
Speaker B:Who are you?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:That's pretty easy for me.
Speaker A:I'm going.
Speaker A:I'm going homegrown here.
Speaker A:I'm going Tucson, Arizona's own South Point.
Speaker A:High School's own Bijan Robinson.
Speaker A:That's who I'm taking.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know he's on your radar screen, who you go with.
Speaker B:It's tough.
Speaker B:I know I won't get the number one pick, so I don't have to really run through these scenarios, but I'm kind of crazy.
Speaker B:I like to go with the quarterback sometimes as the first pick, and everyone tells me I'm nuts.
Speaker B:And they go for the running backs and the receivers.
Speaker B:I would say I might go.
Speaker B:Jeez, I'm not sure.
Speaker B:Chris, this is okay.
Speaker A:You got some homework to do before your draft.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker A:That's what I'm hearing.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I think I'm going to go.
Speaker B:Gibbs.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I'm going to go.
Speaker B:Gibbs.
Speaker A:Gibbs.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Nice.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:That's just recently paid in Detroit.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Yes.