It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer get the best of one world. Xhafer summons the Emergency Holographic Podcaster, Victor finds Space Florida, and Ben battles the tree people.

Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for all

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Ben: You know I don't.

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Hehehehehehe

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Victor: sad to make a

Pun about time this time.

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This episode is so sad!

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Xhafer: I'm Jafar,

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Ben: I am Ben.

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Victor: I'm sad!

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I mean, I'm Victor, but I'm sad.

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The

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Xhafer: today we're talking Season

7, Episode 18, Heroes Part 2.

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Now.

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Victor: episode we have done yet.

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Xhafer: I know at the start of this

episode, we all hit skip that recap,

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Victor: I hit skip the damn recap this

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Xhafer: but what we're not

going to do is skip that recast.

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Ben: No.

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Victor: the recast.

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Xhafer: And we've got a little bit of

recasting to do and in honor of this

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episode, we're going to be recasting Dr.

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Fraser.

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So who wants to start us off?

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Victor: I'll go since I

suggested I got one ready.

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So, My pick for Dr.

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Janet Frazier, we want someone who

has an air of innocence about them

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and someone who appears professional

yet vulnerable and delicate.

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I don't, maybe vulnerable

is not the right word.

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That's a little bit of a sensual

word there, but, but someone

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who has a good bedside manner,

I'd say has a warm presence.

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And for that, my pick is.

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Vanessa Smythe, or Vanessa Smith,

I might be pronouncing that wrong.

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It's S M Y T H E.

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She famously portrayed

Michio on The Expanse.

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And I picked her because of, there

was one scene in The Expanse.

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Spoiler alert for anyone who

hasn't seen The Expanse yet.

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But there was a scene late in the

series where one of her crewmates

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got an injury,, and his arm had to be

amputated, and she was the one who had

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to do it, and it was just such, she

just I don't know what it was about her.

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It was just, he gave him a kiss on

the cheek and was like I love you,

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but I have to amputate your arm.

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It was just so adorable.

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It just made me think I would totally

let her cut off my arm any day.

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So Vanessa Smythe is my pick.

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Ben: Alright.

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Xhafer: back to the Expanse Well.

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Victor: I'd love the expanse, man.

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That is just the best show ever.

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I hope you guys do it.

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Like I want you guys to see it,

but I would love to hear the last

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time on treatment for this series.

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Xhafer: I haven't watched it, so, I

watched, I've only seen the pilot.

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So it is ripe for this show.

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Perhaps if you win this season you can

Force us to oh, I see what you did there.

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If you win this season, Vic, you

can force Ben and I to watch it.

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I don't know what, you'll,

we'll figure it out.

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We'll figure it out when we get there.

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Victor: yeah gears are turning so yeah

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Ben: Alright, well, I will go next.

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And I decided I wanted to go with

somebody who is going to be able to

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Have I don't know, I was just like,

who has the right feel, the right

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presence, and is just somebody who I

am excited every time I see them on TV.

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And you know, hey, maybe they're not going

to be in every episode, but when they

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show up, I'm like, heck yeah, this person.

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And so I decided to go

with Linda Cardellini.

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Xhafer: Yeah!

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Ben: Yeah.

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Xhafer: That's a good pick.

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Victor: Again, I gotta I feel

so out of the loop every time

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you guys mention someone I was

like i'm gonna have to google

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Ben: So Linda Cardellini most

recently she's been playing Laura

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Barton Hawkeye's wife in the MCU

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Victor: Wife.

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Okay.

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Oh wow, that is a great

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Ben: Velma in the 2000 Scooby Doo stuff.

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And then she was,

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Xhafer: Freaks and geeks, right?

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Ben: freaks and geeks dead to me.

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She's been in a whole bunch of stuff.

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She's, she's great, and I'm always

excited when I'm like, Alright, yeah!

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Linda Cardellini!

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Awesome!

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Victor: too.

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Okay.

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Xhafer: so, for my pick,

I want I'm assuming Dr.

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Frasier was in the movie.

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I don't actually know because I

haven't seen it and can't watch it.

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And I can't also Google it.

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So, running on that logic, I'm

thinking, okay, I want someone who can

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handle a role that's been established

and still make it their own, right?

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And when I think about that.

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Victor: but go ahead.

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Xhafer: Well, thanks for

shitting in my cereal, Vic.

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Ben: Heheheheheheheheh.

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Xhafer: Just lie to me, I'll never know.

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Victor: Oh, come on.

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You gotta, okay.

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Xhafer: I will probably actually

go and watch the movie when

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Victor: totally should.

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You totally should.

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Xhafer: Anyways I'm thinking of

someone who can do a bit of action,

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someone who can still pull at your

heartstrings, And someone who can

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get a good joke in from time to time.

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And, keeping all that in mind,

I was thinking Elizabeth Shue

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would be really good at the role.

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Ben: I like

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Victor: Shue.

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Karate Kid and God, we were just

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Xhafer: Jennifer in Back to the

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Victor: Jennifer and back to the future.

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Ben: And

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Victor: was.

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Ben: was in the first season of The Boys.

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Xhafer: hmm.

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Yeah.

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Victor: All right, well I will put these,

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Xhafer: a descendant of Pilgrim Leader

William Brewster, I found out today.

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Ben: Do you mean right now?

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Heheheheheh.

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Xhafer: at her article.

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Yes.

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Victor: Nicely done.

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Well, I will put these up in

the dominion Media Research Lab

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for the listeners to vote on.

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And speaking of which our

results are in from last week's

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recasting for General Hammond.

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And Ben, you got the pick this time.

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Our Timothy on Timothy Ononon is our

new general Hammond for our fantasy

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Ben: I didn't know I was allowed to win.

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Victor: It's not a competition.

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It's not a competition, of

course, but but Ben finally won.

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Ben: Yay.

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Victor: Nice.

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Speaking of competitions

our new episode is heroes.

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Part two that begins with,

and now the conclusion.

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Ben: Yeah.

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Xhafer: And we, we hit,

it's, hey, it's Fejo.

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Ben: Well,

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Victor: am so glad you knew that.

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Xhafer: He's also on Warehouse 13, which

was one of my predictions from the last

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Victor: prediction.

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This is what, like, the third

time you rolled right into it.

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Xhafer: I, I promise I am

not having prescient visions.

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Victor: Oh, that sounds like

someone, that sounds like something

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a time traveler would say.

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Well,

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Xhafer: filthy rich off magic cards.

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We've established this.

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I would not have had to have rushed

home from work if I was a time traveler.

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Victor: maybe you're just not

a very good time traveler.

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Xhafer: That, I mean, if my

plan is vintage Magic Cards,

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you've got a solid point.

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Ben: but so we we come

in with Saul Rubinick.

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He is our our intrepid reporter and

we open in media media blackout.

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I wrote that down.

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I was very proud of that.

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Victor: That's a good one.

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Xhafer: Good joke, Ben,

that can go in the book.

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Yeah, he wants some footage, but something

big is happening and he isn't allowed

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to capture the footage that he desires.

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We get a bunch of hubbub about

teams being dispatched, and

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then we go straight to theme.

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Victor: Yeah.

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So yeah, Saul Rubinak is our

big guest star for this episode.

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Ben: One of many.

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Victor: yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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One of many.

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Xhafer: a few, yeah.

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Victor: guest star of the episode.

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As Ja'far pointed out, he was,

to me, he is one of the most

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memorable villains in Star Trek TNG.

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He was Kivas Fajr.

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I'm gonna have to edit that out.

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My cat just knocked my pot pie

off the table onto the carpet.

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God damn it.

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As Ja'far pointed out,

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Ben: kivas, Fagio.

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Victor: Kivas Fajo, one of my favorite,

I think he was one of the most

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memorable villains in Star Trek TNG.

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He was the guy, for the listeners out

there who don't recognize him, he was

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the guy who captured Data and tried

to add him to his toy collection.

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Heh

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Xhafer: Yeah, the guy

that Data totally killed.

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Victor: Totally killed that guy!

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Ben: to, he

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Xhafer: well, yeah, he didn't

The, the weapon was turned off mid

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transport but Data totally killed

that dude and then totally lied about

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Victor: Mm hmm.

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Ha ha ha ha ha

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Ben: but also he's also plays a journalist

in one of my favorite movies, unforgiven.

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So I was excited to see see him,

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Xhafer: I need to rewatch Unforgiven.

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Ben: as a journalist again.

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Victor: Nice, nice.

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Yeah, and of course he's the, he's one

of the main characters in Warehouse 13.

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I only saw a few episodes of

that when when it came out.

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Xhafer: I really dug that

show when it was airing.

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Victor: It was a really interesting

premise, I really liked it.

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Yeah.

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What was the thing that he said?

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There's something I need

to snag, bag, and tag?

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Xhafer: That sounds about right,

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Victor: Yeah.

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I wonder if we could get a fan

theory going that this is the

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character from Warehouse 13.

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Like, before, like

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Xhafer: Maybe, maybe he

transitions to a career in the NID.

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They seem like the kind of shady

organization that would maintain Warehouse

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Victor: yeah, have a

warehouse full of artifacts.

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And also I want to tie

that into Indiana Jones.

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Because at the very ending, I

swear to God, that's Warehouse 13.

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That's

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Xhafer: It is.

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No, no, no, no, they, they, the Ark

of the Covenant is at Warehouse 13.

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Victor: Oh, it is?

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Oh.

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Okay, cool.

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Of course.

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Xhafer: I don't think it looks,

I don't know if they show it but

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they reference it in an episode.

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I'm pretty sure.

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Mm

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Ben: here.

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He is interviewing people and they

make it, it, it is kind of unclear

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throughout the course of the episode

they make it more explicit at the end

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like this is for the government It

is not like he's not he's not working

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for an ABC affiliate or something

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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It feels like this is a

favor to the President.

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Ben: like the

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Xhafer: than anything

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Ben: hey tell me about this Stargate

thing, but like don't write me a report.

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I want to watch TV about it

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Xhafer: What kind of president would

insist on getting their news through

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the TV instead of reading reports?

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That's absurd, Ben.

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That will never happen in our lifetimes.

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But also, I, I feel like though he is

a, a document, a documentarian by trade.

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Like, I feel like this is the equivalent

of like, the president asking Oh

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god, I talked about him last episode.

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Victor: Richard Attenborough?

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David Attenborough.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: This is like asking David

Attenborough to document a secret

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government program that maybe one day the

people will get to see this documentary.

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Victor: That's the only way this makes

sense, because watching this First thought

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is that there's no way they would ever

send a civilian from National Geographic

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to a government installation like this.

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Like the air force, the every branch

of the military has their own public

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affairs division, and they are the ones

who would be doing this documentary.

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Yeah.

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So, but I mean, for the sake of making

an episode of Stargate, they're just

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saying that the president boarded it.

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So that I can

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Xhafer: mean, he does, he does talk

about being embedded in Vietnam at

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one point, and so he might be, in

universe, a very famous wartime reporter.

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Ben: actually,

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Xhafer: And have a good

relationship with the military.

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Ben: embedded in Vietnam.

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Xhafer: Well, he was in

Vietnam with the guy.

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Ben: No.

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No, he interviewed the guy 25 years later.

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Yep.

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Xhafer: is how that story went.

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Yep.

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Ben: But we,

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Xhafer: That wasn't his

life that got saved.

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Ben: This the first little bit

after the the intro got me, and

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you guys can all appreciate it now

as we've all done some editing.

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Watching

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Victor: Ha ha ha ha.

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Ben: edit so this is fake

90s editing right here.

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Where it's just like, alright,

and now bring up that other clip.

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And it's just like, boop, okay, already

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Victor: ha ha.

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Ben: no, you gotta like, scroll, and

like, 90s computers can't do this, man.

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Victor: And flip and yeah.

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Ha ha.

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I've got, I got a very good appreciation

seeing as how I've, I've personally

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edited the last few episodes of

Last Time On for, as part of my

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podcaster initiation ritual here.

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Ha

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Ben: thing.

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You don't

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Victor: Yeah, I'm not even doing video.

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Ben: interviews, and you're trying to

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Xhafer: One continuous stream

that you just take words out of.

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Ben: Yeah, and he's so, Saul Rubenick,

our reporter Bregman, is getting

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mad because all he's got is talking

heads and no stop making sense.

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There's no action, there's

no I'm most proud of that.

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Okay.

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there's no, there's no action,

there's no, like, there, there.

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It's just people talking about being at

the Stargate without seeing what they're

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Victor: Actually showing the Stargate,

because I'm guessing he's not

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allowed to shoot the actual Stargate

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Xhafer: Okay, yeah.

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And, and as he says this, we

cut over to an active war zone.

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Victor: Yeah.

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And you know, I mentioned at

the top of the episode that I'm

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still, still sad about this.

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And I need to, I feel like I

need to cheer myself up here.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: so what can we do to

cheer me, cheer me up, guys?

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Let's, let's play a game.

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Let's play Timey liney!

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Ben: Alright.

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Xhafer: Alright.

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Victor: So, when our, when we last saw

our heroes, they were sending Jonas

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back through the Stargate to go home.

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And Daniel Jackson had returned.

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So, jonas goes home, and Jonas

was exiled by his people.

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Because, you know, his home planet

is kind of in ruins right now

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after being attacked by Anubis.

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And instead of a hero's welcome,

those people are like, Boo!

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You, screw you!

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This is all your fault!

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You brought the stupid aliens here!

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So Jonas goes into exile and he finds

himself a little cave somewhere in,

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in let's say the equivalent of Florida

on his home planet, just something,

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someplace nobody cares about.

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And and while he's in exile, he feels

kind of guilt stricken about leaving

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Daniel Jackson with his memories erased.

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So he's, he feels bad about that.

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So what he wants to do is he

wants to make a right of it.

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So he figures the Gua'uld , are

the only ones that he knows of that

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could have the technology to give

Daniel Jackson his memories back.

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So he sets off an Equadria

bomb , in the Florida of his home

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planet, attracting the Gua'uld.

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Xhafer: But Vic,

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Victor: Yes, sir.

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Xhafer: the Florida Hoos planet already

get destroyed by an Equandria bomb?

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Victor: why, yes, and that's why

he went there, to blow up another

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one, to minimize casualties.

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Because, the only people caught in

the blast would be people who are

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dumb enough to go back to Florida.

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So, so no real loss there.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: So he sets it off,

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Ben: man.

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Xhafer: Double

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Victor: space Florida then.

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Xhafer: nuked.

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Double super nuked, space Florida man.

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Victor: So the Ghoul, they detect the

Naquadria, and they come zooming in.

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Jonas hitches a ride, on the Ghoul ship.

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Stows away.

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And he sneaks through the vents

and he's searching for technology.

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He's hacking into the computers

because, you know, he's smart.

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He's the smartest guy

on their home planet.

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So he can figure out how to do this.

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And he finds a clip show

device there on the gold ship.

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And he's like this, if there's anything

that can help return Daniel Jackson's

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memories, it's this clip show device.

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So he signals, he hacks into

the computers to signal Stargate

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command, diverts the ship to the

planet with the nearest Stargate.

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And steals a gold shuttle so that so

SG 1 or as they send SG 5 or whoever's

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available to go rendezvous with Jonas

and to get the Clipshow device, but

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he's detected so he steals a gold

shuttle, goes down to the planet, and

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he's running across the field with the

Clipshow device and taking fire and

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then the SG team gets ambushed and then

that brings us to where we are now with

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the With the SG team under fire, Jonas

is, I don't know, he's, he's dead.

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He, he got blown.

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He crashed the Gould

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Ben: you're forgetting the

awesome motorcycle chase.

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Victor: There was an

awesome motorcycle chase.

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Yes, because the SG team, the SG

five that was sent to go recover him.

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We're in the middle of their

annual motocross rally at the time.

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So they're like, ah, God,

this is the worst time ever.

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But SG five were the only

ones who were available.

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So they had to ride their motorcycles

through the stargate and with

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through the gate and gold, they hate

motorcycles, anything with two wheels.

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They just know they're, that

is a religious thing with them.

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Like any wheeled vehicle has to have.

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Minimum five wheels.

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So they're all just

like kill the heretics.

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The SG team gets blasted, pinned down.

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They call in the ghouled airstrikes

and and, and that's when, that's

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when the alarms go off at SG command.

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They have to send in a team to

go rescue SG 5 and they had to

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ditch their motorcycles there.

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Yeah.

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Ben: So, one thing we learn about

they are going in to, to rescue

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some SG people who are trapped.

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And, according to the the

episode description, they

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left half of SG 13 behind?

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But there seems to be a lot more

than two guys trapped on this

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planet, which tells us that there

are different sized SG teams?

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Victor: Yeah,

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Ben: and so, I don't know,

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Xhafer: makes sense.

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Ben: that's just interesting

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Xhafer: have a scouting team, you have

a diplomatic team, you have,, you would

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have a rescue team, theoretically,

, that might be a bit larger.

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That makes sense to me.

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Ben: And we, we run into the

leader so there's this giant

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firefight happening here.

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People running around shooting

all the action that Bregman was

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hoping to get into his documentary.

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And we meet the leader of SG 13.

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Adam Baldwin.

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Victor: hmm.

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I was gonna ask if you

guys clocked this guy.

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Yeah, it's Jane

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Ben: Yep.

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Heh heh

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Victor: it's Jane's great

great great grandfather.

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Xhafer: ton of Jaffa by the farm

here, including three to an RPG.

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Which, feel free to correct me here, Vic,

that is not that weapon's intended use

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Victor: yeah.

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No, that's it.

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That was an AT 4 He fired

is for blowing up tanks.

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And if that was an AT 4, it's the weakest

one I've ever seen I've only ever seen

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seen one live once in my entire life.

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Thank God, but

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Xhafer: I imagine it's a bad day when you

see it, because those are anti vehicle

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Victor: Anti tank, yeah, the only

time I ever saw it when fired was,

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God, 20 years ago in basic training

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: explosion is a lot bigger

than, than what was portrayed here.

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And if it was a real one, the guy who.

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If you fired it, he'd have, like,

seven concussions instantly.

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Ben: Now, I will say, as exciting as this

action sequence is, It, it, It makes me

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mad, and it brings back the complaint I

made, Or the prediction I made earlier.

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We know they've killed, by

this point, Scores of Jaffa.

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They have encountered, Different species,

different races, and more advanced humans.

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We know several of our SG

1 members have Snazers.

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And yet they're all running around with

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They did not, they have not

adopted, they have not, reverse

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engineered, they haven't updated.

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Xhafer: We've seen conventional

human weapons rip through Jaffa.

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And we see our heroes regularly

survive getting hit with Jaffa weapons.

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Victor: true.

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That is true.

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Xhafer: Maybe, maybe they're just better.

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Victor: I guess the downside of a

I mean, a Jaffa Stick I think it's

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inferred that they have infinite ammo.

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Those things.

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Xhafer: Yeah, they've been working for

hundreds of years in the Wild West.

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Victor: so I guess that's the downside

is they have infinite ammo, but low DPS.

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Ben: Heh heh heh heh heh

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Victor: Human guns have

high DPS, but limited ammo.

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So that's that's got to

be the trade off there.

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Yeah

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Xhafer: Yeah, I gotta imagine that the

SG team, our SG 1 team, uses Snazers

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because they have a stun setting.

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Victor: Yeah

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Ben: Yeah, no stun setting

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Xhafer: they're, I think they're

a diplomatic scouting team.

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If you were to align all of the SG

1 teams with their jobs, that's what

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you would probably classify SG 1 as.

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I mean, they get captured

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Ben: a lot of things.

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Diplomatic is not one of them.

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Heh heh

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Xhafer: Look,

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Victor: Yeah

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Xhafer: he's the scouting part.

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Ben: So there's this big

firefight and O'Neal gets shot.

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Like, bad.

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Xhafer: catches a flanking

Jaffa and just buys it.

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, Victor: and almost gets taken out by a

Jaffa airstrike in that same scene Who

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is piloted piloted by a stormtrooper

because god that guy can't hit shit, man

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He's he's dropping bombs in the forest.

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Like next to the battle I don't

know what was up with that.

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Yeah, that guy just hates trees

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Ben: Well, that's because last time

on, the previous planet the Jaffa were

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subjugating, was a planet of tree people.

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And so he just went back into like,

Haha, I'm gonna get these suckers!

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Xhafer: Much led to

believe here that O'Neil is

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Ben: Yes.

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Xhafer: And we will hear for the rest

of the episode that there is a casualty.

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Someone on the team, very valuable

to the Stargate program, has

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not made it home in one piece.

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And we are led to believe that it is

O'Neil for 75 percent of this episode.

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Victor: did any of us here

actually believe that it

480

was, that O'Neal was dead?,

481

Xhafer: so at the start of this episode,

there's this big emergency, right?

482

And I actually watched

the credits this time.

483

And I noticed that MacGyver is an

executive producer on this show.

484

Ben: is.

485

Xhafer: And so, I, yeah, and I

saw that, it's like Richard Dean

486

Anderson, executive producer.

487

I'm just like, oh, he makes it to the end.

488

You don't be an executive producer

on the show and get killed off.

489

And then, , minutes

later we get this scene.

490

Victor: I was thinking that he, if

anything, if he does actually die.

491

Then by next episode is going to be

all about resurrecting him somehow

492

with some kind of magic Joppa device or

493

Xhafer: We hear about resurrection in this

494

Victor: the time.

495

Yeah.

496

Yeah.

497

Ben: and also, , I wouldn't have been

surprised if it was, hey, the next,

498

like, because we are episode 18, so

we got, like, four, six episodes left

499

in the season, I wouldn't be surprised

if he was, like, not in the next six,

500

and then, oh, hey, I'm, , I'm taking

some time off because we've been

501

making this show for seven years but,

502

Xhafer: I've gotta go do

a B movie for Hallmark or

503

Ben: or, I've just made

so much money doing it.

504

Long running syndicated TV show, I've

lightened my workload but they, they

505

are playing so cute with it for the

next 35 minutes that the cynic in me

506

is just like, , okay, I know, it's not,

it's not O'Neil but we come back and

507

Bregman actually gives , a really great

speech about the freedom of the press

508

Victor: Oh yeah.

509

He was super angry in that

510

Ben: Yeah, how important it is that I

don't care that you don't want me to see,

511

I have to see , this isn't a totalitarian

country you don't get to decide, , that's

512

what makes America great, and that's

what freedom is, and everybody's just

513

like, shut up, go talk to the janitor.

514

Victor: Yeah,

515

Xhafer: Yeah.

516

Ben: And then we get our second

awesome guest star of this ep er,

517

third, if we count Adam Baldwin.

518

Xhafer: I was so happy because

519

Robert Picardo shows up.

520

And I'm just all like, fuck yes, this is a

521

Ben: Please state the nature

522

Victor: of your

523

Ben: emergency.

524

Xhafer: He's got some notes

from some senator who probably

525

fucking hates freedom.

526

And, he's, he's there to conduct

an investigation on behalf of NID.

527

Ben: Yep.

528

Victor: Which we know previously

is the national inventory of dams

529

Ben: Yes.

530

Yes.

531

Xhafer: and we learn he's part of NID

through this, but only after a scandal

532

forced him out of public service.

533

Victor: Yeah, it was he was guilty

of insider trading it sounded like

534

oh, so you know what he's gonna do

now He's gonna get a government job.

535

Hmm

536

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

537

Hey, it's hard to commit insider

trading when you're the head of the FTC.

538

Anyways.

539

We get another style of interview here.

540

Ben: Yeah, I I love we're getting

good cop, bad cop interviews,

541

just two different people doing

two different sets of interviews.

542

Xhafer: Yeah, the

juxtaposition was excellent.

543

It's a significantly

less guarded interview.

544

But no less true answers than

what we had for our documentarian.

545

I really appreciated this.

546

This was very well done.

547

DJ and Teal'c not being actual military

members, are notably less cooperative.

548

Victor: I loved that.

549

I love, I love Teal was just like, Oh

550

Xhafer: fuck are you gonna do?

551

Heh heh heh.

552

Ben: I did appreciate, this is

where we find out the reason they

553

were on the planet was to get data.

554

From a crystal in a temple.

555

But they never tell us what the data was.

556

So gentlemen, let's get weird with it.

557

Xhafer: Is this what we think the data

558

Ben: Yeah, what was the data?

559

Xhafer: data actually

560

Ben: we find out it wasn't weapons.

561

But we don't find out what it was.

562

Xhafer: It is a Ga'uld cookbook.

563

Victor: Damn it, that's

what I was going to say.

564

Xhafer: it's got

565

Victor: That's exactly what I

566

Xhafer: fucking pancakes

you've ever had in your life.

567

Victor: would think that

ghoul food is terrible.

568

That's why they're so evil.

569

Okay, so if you said cookbook, I'm

going to say It's one of their most

570

cherished collection of yearbook

photos from the Jaffa Training Academy.

571

Xhafer: Okay.

572

Victor: when they were little,

young, teenage Jaffa going through

573

the Jaffa school to be evil goons

yeah, cause there's gotta be an evil

574

goon academy that the ghoul set up.

575

Xhafer: Oh yeah, all the system wards.

576

Yeah, they're all frat brothers

or something, I'm sure.

577

Ben: See

578

Xhafer: seem like the

579

Victor: Could you see

Teal cut a frat party?

580

I shall now attempt a kickstand.

581

Ben: 25 seconds.

582

Acceptable.

583

Er, I get to go.

584

I get to

585

Victor: Oh, sorry.

586

Ben: So, I think that it is actually,

they found a a Gawuld recreation facility.

587

And it's a bunch of Gawuld games.

588

But it's not, it's like, whatever

ones they happen to have there,

589

and we don't know it, but they're

actually, like, bad games.

590

Like,

591

Xhafer: It's like their E.

592

T.

593

Ben: they found, like,

they found the Gawuld Oya.

594

Which was that streaming

streaming game service

595

Victor: Oh yeah.

596

That thing that never took off.

597

Ben: And so they're like, Ah, this

must have been the pinnacle of

598

Google technology, and everybody

who's an alien is just like, Oh no,

599

that was left behind because nobody

wanted to bring it to the new place.

600

Victor: it's a, it's a Sega Saturn.

601

Ben: Yep.

602

Victor: Speaking of video games, we

we have a scene where Saul Rubenek is

603

interviewing I kind of say one of my

favorite background character on the show.

604

I still haven't caught his name, but

the guy with the glasses , who operates

605

, the Iris and the Stargate, he's.

606

saying, oh yeah, this machine, it's,

it's where guys play space invaders.

607

And he's like, I'm just kidding.

608

No

609

Ben: No one would ever do that at

610

Victor: Yeah, it's very unprofessional.

611

Yeah.

612

But you know, you know who

this guy reminds me of?

613

Freaking Corwin from Babylon five.

614

He's got this, he's got

the same vibe as Corwin.

615

I like this guy.

616

Ben: He's the guy who will make a

joke and then immediately be like,

617

Hey, hey, I was making a joke.

618

Please don't yell at me.

619

Please do not get me in trouble.

620

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

621

Uh, after this we learned that Dan

Jackson went in with Frasier as a medic.

622

Victor: That makes no

623

Xhafer: I was wondering

what he was doing there.

624

Victor: Yeah.

625

Why do they send an archeologist

on a rescue mission?

626

Xhafer: Yeah, it didn't

make sense for him to go.

627

Ha

628

Victor: Oh, I'm going to say last

time on, he learned that, , with his

629

memory , being still gone he, someone

told him that he's referred to him as Dr.

630

Jackson.

631

He's like, Oh.

632

I'm a doctor, and he just started

working in the, in the sickbay there

633

just because he didn't really know what

kind of doctor he was and he's like,

634

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

635

Heart surgery.

636

Ah, there's like, what the

hell are you doing here?

637

Get out of here.

638

Go read some books.

639

Ben: Dan Jackson feels to me like

the kind of guy who, he seems

640

like, you know, he's a smart guy.

641

He's an autodidact, like he's

teaching himself everything.

642

It feels to me like, he knows he's

not a medical doctor, but people have

643

confused it enough that he's just like,

Okay, I need to learn some medicine.

644

I'm not correcting you,

you idiots anymore.

645

Like, Dr.

646

Jackson, come!

647

We need help!

648

And it's like, okay, I can explain to you

that I have two doctorates in archaeology.

649

Or I can, like, patch this guy up.

650

Xhafer: Ha

651

Victor: it makes no

sense to me that the Dr.

652

Frazier would have been sent out into the

field under live fire to do a medic's job.

653

, , that's like sending a surgeon on

the ambulance to someone's house

654

to do surgery at their house.

655

That,

656

Ben: you keep the doctor at

the hospital with the stuff.

657

Xhafer: Medical equipment

658

. That's what you were looking for, Ben.

659

Medical

660

Victor: stuff,

661

Ben: The stuff.

662

You know, the pokey stuff, the stitchy

stuff, the, the, the, the bandaid stuff.

663

The stuff.

664

Victor: that's what they say.

665

Yeah, I'm in the operating room.

666

Hand me the stuff.

667

Xhafer: We found out that he recorded

some last words on the battlefield.

668

Ben: Yep.

669

Xhafer: And uh, uh, Fajo tries

to collect the camera and fails.

670

Ben: Yes.

671

Victor: Yeah, we get the flashback.

672

Something else I noticed about

this episode, because Fajo goes

673

in there, Talks to DJ, it goes to

the flashback with Daniel Jackson,

674

holding the camera with the last

words of the bleeding extra there.

675

There's a lot of that in this episode.

676

Emerald Wells, yeah.

677

There's a lot of jumping back and forth.

678

This feels like Christopher

Nolan style editing.

679

Like,

680

Xhafer: a bit all over the place.

681

Ben: Well, because the, the twist

of the episode requires a lot of

682

it to take place after the event

without us knowing who died.

683

Xhafer: Yeah.

684

Victor: yeah,

685

Xhafer: The General and Woolsey

come to verbal blows, and Colonel

686

Rundell here catches Emmett sneaking

around as the General is done and

687

says, throw him out on his ass.

688

Ben: Get him outta here.

689

Victor: But before that happens after.

690

After General Hammond gets grilled by the

EMH, , he goes over to talk to Carter.

691

Now, this kind of confused me

because it seemed like they

692

had run into this guy before.

693

Like, just the, I don't know, I assumed

that Robert Picardo It just felt like this

694

wasn't his first appearance, but cause

Hammond and him seemed like they knew each

695

other, but I could be wrong about that.

696

But then, yeah, especially because

he immediately goes to Carter and

697

says, ask Carter if she's talked

to agent Barrett about this guy

698

to , get some background on him.

699

Oh yeah.

700

And that's when they found out that he was

doing insider trading and all that crap.

701

But I was, I wrote this down because

agent Barrett, my, I'm going to say

702

last time on agent Barrett is a toker.

703

And he's from, he's in Tokara intelligence

and he's their go to guy for background

704

stuff, , Oh, and for our listeners.

705

So, if you're just joining us

previously, we had established

706

that the Tokara are turtle

707

Ben: Yes,

708

Victor: Yeah.

709

And

710

Xhafer: they're like the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

711

But not the normal Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles.

712

They're the extra mutated Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles from Teenage Mutant

713

Ninja Turtles 2, Secrets of the Ooze.

714

That's how I visioned them in my head, at

715

Victor: Okay, because I wrote it

down and I've been meaning to ask

716

you, Jafar, since you're the one who

came up with this fan theory of ours.

717

Do the Tok'ra, do they walk on all

fours or do they stand upright?

718

Xhafer: Oh, they're bipedal.

719

Victor: bipedal turtles.

720

Okay, cool.

721

That's important for me.

722

I need to

723

Xhafer: Yeah, and they've got the

big, like, snapping claw thing.

724

Like, they got sharp mouths.

725

Victor: How many

726

Ben: do have the ability to slide

on their, their tails and do a

727

double kick, like, oh, what's,

no, Turtle, Turtle Godzilla

728

Victor: Oh, Gamera!

729

It's

730

Ben: is that Gamera?

731

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

732

Xhafer: Yes.

733

Victor: Yeah.

734

Yeah, Gamara, his, his super move

is, he can pull in all his appendages

735

and turn into like a UFO and

736

Ben: he's badass, yeah,

737

Xhafer: right now, terrified that I'm so

wrong about the Tok'ra and we've already

738

met one and just didn't even know.

739

Victor: that's how we

roll here on last time on

740

Xhafer: Fuck it, they're

741

Victor: Wronger we are

742

Xhafer: can't convince me otherwise.

743

They're called the Tok'ra.

744

Come on, that's a turtle

sounded fucking name.

745

Victor: If I, if I get a pet turtle

again, I'm going to name it Tokra

746

Xhafer: Hell

747

Victor: it.

748

So where are we now?

749

Xhafer: The general

750

Ben: yep,

751

Xhafer: Emmett out.

752

Emmett says, I want to use your red

phone to make a special phone call.

753

And then we find out that not only is

Ebbot not kicked out and still has his

754

studio, but he's now getting more shit.

755

Victor: Yeah, I,

756

Ben: yeah,

757

Victor: I felt something was up

here cause , we immediately go

758

from the scene of General Hammond.

759

Telling Saul Rubinick to fuck off

and get out of , his mountain.

760

And then very next scene, he goes

to Daniel Jackson and says, I've

761

been ordered to turn over the

tape to the guy I just kicked out.

762

And I feel like something was edited out.

763

I want to, it makes me want to

get the, the Blu ray to see if

764

there were deleted scenes here.

765

Because I felt like something was missing.

766

He immediately kicks him out

and then invites him back in.

767

Xhafer: Yeah.

768

Victor: No context here.

769

Yeah,

770

Xhafer: we missed some stuff in

the first episode that maybe makes

771

this make a little more sense.

772

If he's already, like, called the

president three times to get shit,

773

they just weren't gonna do that again?

774

Ben: and Victor, I do

have a question for you.

775

As somebody who has been on

a military installation, if a

776

general kicked you out, how long

would you be on that installation?

777

Victor: Fuck it.

778

I remember you'd have to fuck

up really bad for a general to

779

kick you off the base, dude.

780

Oh my

781

Ben: yeah, but would you, would it be,

782

Victor: you know, I

783

Xhafer: M

784

Ben: put all of your equipment

back into the, the, the, the boxes?

785

Or would you

786

Victor: imagine if that,

787

Ben: 15 seconds later?

788

laughter

789

Victor: had a car waiting outside for

you and, and some security get some MPs

790

would escort you out and would escort

you to the fucking, to the gates and

791

give you the boot shred your ID card.

792

Yeah, you're, you're out.

793

Yeah, you wouldn't have time to go.

794

Chill like he's doing here

795

Ben: But this is when Bregman

gets to see the tape, and we see

796

Xhafer: yeah.

797

Victor: Yeah, oh, it was brutal

798

Xhafer: Yeah,

799

Ben: that it wasn't

800

Xhafer: is Dr.

801

Fraser.

802

it's all caught on DJ's pocket cam.

803

Victor: I Thought of back in Star Trek

TNG when Tasha Yara was killed off.

804

I guess that that was just

Unceremonious and, you know,

805

Ben: Mm

806

Victor: just gone but this much

more well done as in , it was

807

just a stray shot from a Jaffa.

808

It felt really real, you know,

cause that's what happens

809

in the real world, dude.

810

Just no rhyme or reason.

811

Just fucking, you're, , you're

fine one day, next day you're

812

hit by a bus and you're gone,

813

Ben: we then catch up with people running

into, So, Carter goes and visits O'Neil.

814

And then Dan Jackson goes and visits

Wells, and we find out both of them, well,

815

horrifically wounded on this mission,

are going to make full recoveries.

816

And this is also one of those totally

90s things where it's , okay, you

817

got shot, either you'll be fine

next episode, or you're dead.

818

We never deal with consequences

, from you being injured.

819

Victor: Did we miss the point

where General Hammond goes in and

820

talks to Picardo one more time?

821

Ben: We already, we, we passed

822

Xhafer: Yeah,

823

Victor: Yeah, yeah, I just wrote down,

I was going to ask you guys when he

824

walks in, tosses some files on his

desk and says, I've prepared a written

825

testimony and Picardo opens it up with,

was any amount, anyone else expecting

826

just to look down at the paper he

opens up and just see one sheet of

827

paper that says, go fuck yourself from

828

Xhafer: DJ checks in on our airman who is

going to make the full recovery as well.

829

Teal'c gives Carter his eulogy.

830

This is a weird weird twist to have her

read it, since it's Jaffa tradition to

831

list all the weird sex stuff you wanted

to do with their person in eulogies.

832

Makes for a very awkward

scene in a couple of minutes.

833

Victor: Joppa Customs, man.

834

Who

835

Xhafer: Yeah, who knew?

836

Victor: they're just different.

837

Xhafer: Emmett gives DJ the tape

back, but he wants him to use it.

838

And then the memorial service

starts in front of the Stargate

839

because new sets are expensive.

840

Ben: also because it is now Stargate

tradition that when you have a funeral,

841

they just put in some random numbers

and just shove you through the Stargate

842

Xhafer: you you just get sent back, right?

843

That's what happens when

you do bad coordinates.

844

It doesn't, don't you just like pop back?

845

It's like the scene in The Big Lebowski.

846

They throw the ashes and then the

wind blows it back in their face.

847

You can't do that, Ben.

848

Carter lists everyone who

still has an acting job.

849

Hollywood is a brutal

850

Ben: this is a cool thing.

851

Hey, our, our doctor died.

852

Let's list, , all of the characters

she saved, like, that is a cool thing.

853

Xhafer: Shep

854

Victor: You know, when you, when you

pause, if you, if you guys are watching

855

this on Amazon video, how it brings up

, the x ray thing and tells you that name

856

is the actors, so I paused this cause I

had to go to the bathroom , and then I

857

came back and I saw on the screen said one

of, one of Saul Rubin X camera crew guys,

858

his name was Airman Shep Wickenhouse.

859

Like, that was the name of his character.

860

What the hell kind of name is that, dude?

861

Shipwrecked.

862

Ben: See, Vic, when you've been coming

up with background character names

863

for seven seasons, sometimes you come

up with a Shep Wigginhouse, okay?

864

Victor: It's just, I don't,

they didn't even mention his

865

name in the whole damn show.

866

So I was like, shut the

wicked hell, who the hell?

867

Xhafer: And this all goes into the

documentary, which turns into some real

868

rah rah rah dead poor kids from all over

the country gave their lives to stop

869

tyrants and not just for rubber and oil.

870

Ben: That said, as somebody

who sometimes does voiceover

871

professionally, it made me wonder,

who did the voiceover for this video?

872

it's not Saul Rubenek, it's not any of

the people on his team, somebody had to

873

narrate No, somebody had to narrate this.

874

And so now there's another person

who knows all about the Stargate.

875

And it's just like

876

Victor: Oh, right.

877

Xhafer: I totally thought it was Saul

878

Ben: No.

879

Xhafer: Well, fuck me.

880

The general likes the

moving picture, though.

881

Ben: I went to one of them

Nickelodeons one time.

882

I didn't like it.

883

But this was pretty good.

884

Xhafer: DJ goes to visit the

airman and his newborn, they

885

named her Janet after Dr.

886

Frasier.

887

Victor: That was super sweet.

888

Xhafer: O'Neil finally

interviews for Emmett to credits.

889

Victor: You know,

890

Xhafer: episode.

891

Victor: was not until we started recording

this podcast that it clicked for me.

892

Why the sudden heel turn where they turn

around and decide, yeah, you know what?

893

This guy's not so bad.

894

Let's cooperate and do his documentary.

895

It's because, it's

because of Robert Picardo.

896

He came in, and he was just a dick to

them doing the interviews, and it made

897

them realize, like, oh wow, the other guys

interviews aren't so bad in comparison.

898

You know?

899

Ben: as somebody who's worked on

productions, You finished the documentary!

900

And now you're adding a whole

other person to interview?

901

Xhafer: He's not doing the editing.

902

He's yelling at the guy doing the

903

Ben: Fair enough.

904

That does make it easy.

905

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

906

Victor: was yelling at Shep.

907

Mr.

908

Wickenhouse.

909

Xhafer: Alright, well, that is it.

910

So we've got some predictions

and some dice to roll.

911

But before we get to that,

912

Victor: Before we

913

get to that, a

914

Xhafer: from the lab in on

last time's predictions?

915

Victor: Let me go pull those up right now.

916

Let me, uh, oh, I got my lab

assistant here handing them to me.

917

I think these are from

last week, wasn't it?

918

Yes!

919

Xhafer: mine was the Gundams.

920

So if you see the Gundam prediction.

921

Victor: Yes, okay.

922

So, who had Jonas Returns?

923

Well, you both did, right?

924

That was Both of you guys had

the prediction on that one.

925

But you specifically had the prediction,

Ja'far, that he returns with the

926

power of friendship and a ton of

927

Xhafer: That's my bonus point, is if he

returns with the power of friendship.

928

Victor: with 17 votes, that got the most

votes out of all of our predictions.

929

Xhafer: That's my extra point.

930

Ha ha ha!

931

Victor: not confirmed

that with the Gatekeeper.

932

I haven't.

933

Talk to her I'm waiting

for her to text me back.

934

She's out at Renaissance Faire right

now, but I feel like I'm, I'm still on

935

damage control for doing the one thing

she asked me not to do with recording

936

this podcast by watching this episode, so

She took it better than I was expecting.

937

She only threatened to quit on me once, so

938

Ben: Mm hmm.

939

Victor: But we've been friends for, God,

since I was a teenager, so, of all the, of

940

all the stupid shit I've done that she's

put up with, this doesn't even make the

941

top ten, so, I think we'll be okay, so.

942

Uh, next there's a, oh yeah,

next was the mech suit battle.

943

So that one got four votes, however, I

went to the TV Tropes of the Database,

944

which is really great, it's perfect

for what we're doing here, and I could

945

not find a listing for SG 1, but, once

again, there was a listing for a mech

946

suit battle in Stargate Atlantis, so.

947

Xhafer: God damn it!

948

Alright, no points for that, I suppose.

949

Yeah.

950

I'll

951

Victor: from from Warehouse

13 and Eureka show up.

952

I did, I did look up on IMDB that.

953

A Eureka actress does show up.

954

What is her name here?

955

Sally Richardson who portrayed

Alison Blake on Eureka.

956

She was one of the main characters.

957

She does make a SG 1 guest appearance.

958

So we have at least one from Eureka and

then at least one from Warehouse 13.

959

Xhafer: take it.

960

That brings me up to 32 points for the

961

Victor: Holy shit.

962

Wow.

963

Good job.

964

So Ben, this one must be yours.

965

Jonas pilots his own spacecraft.

966

Ben: Uh, That was my, that was my bonus.

967

So, it

968

Xhafer: and the bonus

969

Ben: the bonus if it was, if he

was piloting his own p spaceship.

970

Victor: So, okay.

971

So, yeah.

972

So you got the point, the one point

for returning, but only two votes

973

on the piloting his own spaceship.

974

But your next prediction, I'm

going to say that's confirmed.

975

Six people voted that yes,

Daniel Jackson downloads somebody

976

else's memories into his brain.

977

Ben: Well, so, er, So it was,

he gets his memories back, plus.

978

So,

979

Victor: Yeah.

980

Xhafer: Someone else's memories.

981

Ben: originally.

982

But, yeah.

983

Xhafer: Hopefully a

984

Victor: yeah, so something

that wasn't there before.

985

Yeah.

986

But I'm afraid it's a negative

for Anubis's identity revealed

987

And that's a character we've seen

before Zero vote for that one.

988

Ben: Nah, bummer.

989

Victor: just like my prediction of a Lost

in the Desert episode Which I'm actually

990

happy I didn't get because good lord

those are so boring to watch and also

991

No mention of the SG 1 team riding horses

in the battle, so no points for that.

992

But I did get my three

pointer for a wedding episode!

993

heh heh.

994

No thankfully, yeah, heh heh heh heh.

995

Yeah, thankfully no one spoiled it, so.

996

Oh, although we did get a comment

in the lab from Chris Clements,

997

who gave us some interesting

Background info without any spoilers.

998

He says he thinks it's hilarious that

the Kelownans are from the Langara

999

system because Kelowna is a town in

British Columbia, Canada, and Langara

00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:56,240

college is in Vancouver, and that is

apparently nearby where SG 1 was filmed.

00:42:56,398 --> 00:43:01,342

Ben: Oh, so somebody was just like,

Okay, I drove by this thing, and That

00:43:01,427 --> 00:43:02,847

Victor: Oh shit, we need

a name for the planet.

00:43:02,907 --> 00:43:04,607

Just look outside the

window, street signs.

00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:08,302

Ben: That reminds me, here in Southeast

Michigan, there's a town called Algonac.

00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:12,792

And I've always wanted to make that the

name of an evil wizard in a D& D campaign.

00:43:12,817 --> 00:43:14,497

Victor: That, yeah, that

sounds like a dragon.

00:43:14,557 --> 00:43:15,257

That sounds like an ancient

00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,741

Ben: Heh heh heh heh.

00:43:18,522 --> 00:43:20,982

You are searching for Elgin Axe Horde.

00:43:21,382 --> 00:43:25,582

Xhafer: Alright, well, I'm gonna roll

some dice here and pull up that episode.

00:43:25,982 --> 00:43:26,342

Alright.

00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:28,092

That is a 16.

00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:36,932

So we're gonna be watching season

8, episode 12, Prometheus Unbound.

00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,082

Victor: That sounds

00:43:39,297 --> 00:43:45,260

Xhafer: the Atlantis team unheard

since they left, a mission has been

00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:51,570

greenlighted to take the starship

Prometheus to the Pegasus Galaxy.

00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:52,765

Victor: Well, this is off the fucking

00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,890

Ben: I didn't realize

these shows overlapped.

00:43:54,985 --> 00:43:55,565

Victor: Yeah.

00:43:55,863 --> 00:43:58,143

Xhafer: I did not know

these shows overlapped.

00:43:58,163 --> 00:44:01,843

I did not know we had spaceships

that go to other galaxies.

00:44:02,093 --> 00:44:03,563

That's absurd.

00:44:03,963 --> 00:44:06,703

that's space magic,

that shit's impossible.

00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,233

Ben: They have wormholes, Ja'far.

00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:12,423

Xhafer: Yeah, I, look, they got

Stargates, like, yeah, I get it, right?

00:44:12,623 --> 00:44:13,373

Like, it's,

00:44:13,773 --> 00:44:16,733

Victor: Somehow that makes more

sense than an actual spaceship could

00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:19,903

somehow warp speed to another galaxy.

00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:22,003

Like, no, that would be insane.

00:44:22,563 --> 00:44:24,353

But if they, took the Stargate

there, it makes more sense.

00:44:24,353 --> 00:44:24,613

Yeah.

00:44:25,258 --> 00:44:30,378

Xhafer: all of the space travel we've

seen has been not Stargate esque.

00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:33,528

It's been It's been moving

through space doing its thing.

00:44:33,928 --> 00:44:34,358

I don't know.

00:44:34,848 --> 00:44:36,118

It depends on how fast they travel.

00:44:36,118 --> 00:44:37,268

We just don't know.

00:44:37,318 --> 00:44:39,798

But we might find out next episode.

00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:43,628

It's season 8, episode 12, Prometheus

00:44:43,628 --> 00:44:47,388

Victor: unbound sounds like,

a Smutty romance novel title.

00:44:47,908 --> 00:44:49,758

Xhafer: I was just thinking that.

00:44:50,158 --> 00:44:52,598

It's on sale next to Fifty Shades Freed.

00:44:52,998 --> 00:44:56,268

Ben: Alright, well I will go

ahead with my predictions first.

00:45:08,228 --> 00:45:08,638

Xhafer: Alright.

00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:13,413

We are hitting a danger zone with

these predictions, I have to admit.

00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:17,883

Well, we're not only running out of

time, but we've also watched more of

00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,093

this show than we have anything else.

00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:24,243

And I don't remember what

I predicted ten episodes

00:45:24,578 --> 00:45:27,238

Victor: We're just gonna have to,

we're just gonna have to go full

00:45:27,238 --> 00:45:29,728

fucking, full send weird predictions.

00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,308

Stuff that we know we never

would have said before.

00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:33,253

Xhafer: Okay.

00:45:33,528 --> 00:45:37,658

Ben: Well, my daytime prediction

While we will see Doctor characters

00:45:37,658 --> 00:45:40,571

going forward, we do not have our Dr.

00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:45,491

Frasier, our like, staple, they

are always our Doctor character.

00:45:45,552 --> 00:45:46,572

So, Dr.

00:45:46,572 --> 00:45:48,512

Frasier does not get replaced cast

00:45:48,702 --> 00:45:49,322

Victor: No replacement?

00:45:49,352 --> 00:45:49,692

Okay.

00:45:49,752 --> 00:45:51,292

Ben: My evening prediction?

00:45:51,426 --> 00:45:53,466

Cassie Frasier goes on a mission.

00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:54,546

Victor: Oh, right.

00:45:54,646 --> 00:45:55,986

Ben: they keep referencing Dr.

00:45:56,206 --> 00:45:56,486

Dr.

00:45:56,486 --> 00:45:59,436

Fisher's daughter Cassie,

and like, How is Cassie?

00:45:59,436 --> 00:46:00,576

Has anybody talked to Cassie?

00:46:00,586 --> 00:46:02,776

It's like, well, she's

clearly not in this episode.

00:46:03,466 --> 00:46:03,956

She comes,

00:46:04,086 --> 00:46:06,856

she, she shows up, she comes

back, goes on a mission.

00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:07,569

Victor: I forgot.

00:46:07,579 --> 00:46:08,569

So I forgot about that.

00:46:08,569 --> 00:46:08,739

Yeah.

00:46:08,739 --> 00:46:10,489

Carter says she has to go pick up Cassie.

00:46:10,489 --> 00:46:11,264

So I guess Yeah.

00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:15,882

Ben: And then my prime time, a

Stargate gets blown up, stranding

00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:17,732

our team on an alien planet.

00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,652

Victor: I'm surprised

that hasn't happened yet.

00:46:19,662 --> 00:46:19,952

Yeah,

00:46:20,222 --> 00:46:20,352

that's a

00:46:20,452 --> 00:46:21,332

Xhafer: Probably has.

00:46:21,412 --> 00:46:22,032

Victor: Probably has, yeah.

00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:22,712

Xhafer: right.

00:46:22,872 --> 00:46:23,762

My first prediction.

00:46:24,162 --> 00:46:27,872

I think we might have already made,

but if we haven't, I'm gonna say

00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,392

that there's a boxing episode.

00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,377

Ben: I don't think we've

made that prediction, but

00:46:31,537 --> 00:46:33,847

it is a 90s 90s sci fi show.

00:46:34,247 --> 00:46:38,147

Xhafer: Yep, 90s sci fi show

has to have a boxing episode.

00:46:38,507 --> 00:46:41,297

to have a boxing episode.

00:46:41,597 --> 00:46:44,107

Those be the rules.

00:46:44,507 --> 00:46:47,267

My evening prediction is

the exact opposite, Ben.

00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:47,607

Dr.

00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:49,837

Frasier sh returns.

00:46:49,952 --> 00:46:51,622

Victor: Oh, she gets resurrected?

00:46:52,097 --> 00:46:56,577

Xhafer: She might get resurrected,

it might be time travel, it might

00:46:56,587 --> 00:46:59,467

be something pretending to be Dr.

00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:01,137

Frasier and not actually Dr.

00:47:01,137 --> 00:47:05,407

Frasier, but the actress comes back and,

for the most part, reprises the role.

00:47:05,537 --> 00:47:05,907

Victor: Okay.

00:47:06,307 --> 00:47:10,177

Ben: I'm now imagining like in Beer Fest,

she comes back but with a cowboy hat.

00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,947

And it's just like, I'm also Dr.

00:47:12,947 --> 00:47:13,457

Frasier.

00:47:13,477 --> 00:47:13,997

I'm Dr.

00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,907

Frasier's twin.

00:47:14,907 --> 00:47:17,507

And don't worry, she told

me everything about you.

00:47:17,547 --> 00:47:19,387

So I know all of our inside jokes.

00:47:20,147 --> 00:47:23,417

And I know we're all suffering, so if you

guys just want to call me Janet, I think

00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:24,867

that would make it easier on everyone.

00:47:25,267 --> 00:47:26,147

Xhafer: beer fest.

00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:30,097

That's the only movie

I've snuck 30 beers into.

00:47:30,497 --> 00:47:30,717

Ben: Ha

00:47:30,862 --> 00:47:32,792

Victor: I'm gonna need the

backstory to that later.

00:47:33,192 --> 00:47:38,132

Xhafer: I was not alone in this effort, to

make it make a lot more sense instantly.

00:47:38,532 --> 00:47:42,242

But yeah, got really drunk in

the theater watching that once.

00:47:42,412 --> 00:47:49,387

Anyways, my primetime prediction Aliens

reveal themselves to Earth's populace

00:47:49,777 --> 00:47:54,347

before the Stargate program's existence

is revealed to the general public.

00:47:55,192 --> 00:47:55,862

Victor: That's a good one.

00:47:56,262 --> 00:48:00,002

I'll bet it's gonna be the I'll

bet it's the Togra, Turtle people.

00:48:00,597 --> 00:48:02,867

Xhafer: Man, I'd love to see

some snappy turtle people.

00:48:03,267 --> 00:48:03,727

Victor: Awesome.

00:48:04,077 --> 00:48:08,527

Okay, so that brings it to me, and I gotta

say, all my preparation for the show, I

00:48:08,727 --> 00:48:12,307

forgot to do predictions, so I'm gonna

make these up right here, right now.

00:48:12,677 --> 00:48:18,047

So my First prediction as Jaffer had

mentioned his boxing episode, how

00:48:18,047 --> 00:48:19,587

that was a staple of the nineties.

00:48:19,587 --> 00:48:21,977

There's another staple of the

nineties that I've noticed.

00:48:21,987 --> 00:48:23,027

That was really weird.

00:48:23,207 --> 00:48:26,334

I'm going to say there's a basketball

episode for some reason in science

00:48:26,334 --> 00:48:29,438

fiction or just the nineties in

general, basketball was a really cool.

00:48:29,487 --> 00:48:32,617

Like I thought about this a while

back, like there was a, there was a

00:48:32,627 --> 00:48:36,837

basketball scene in alien for there

was a basketball scene in escape

00:48:36,837 --> 00:48:39,424

from LA and even on Babylon crusade.

00:48:39,944 --> 00:48:43,114

They, they had a fuckin basketball

court inside the spaceship.

00:48:43,614 --> 00:48:46,264

So, basketball was the

cool thing back then.

00:48:46,304 --> 00:48:46,744

So, okay.

00:48:46,744 --> 00:48:47,674

Basketball episode.

00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:51,534

For my medium sized prediction,

I'm going to say that Cassie

00:48:51,534 --> 00:48:52,844

Fraser becomes a villain.

00:48:53,244 --> 00:48:58,214

And finally, for my jumbo sized

prediction they fight a dragon.

00:48:58,614 --> 00:48:58,974

Xhafer: Cool.

00:48:59,374 --> 00:48:59,954

Victor: Just leaving it at

00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,204

Ben: Bonus points if it's named Algonac.

00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:03,274

Victor: Exactly.

00:49:03,364 --> 00:49:06,004

Xhafer: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:49:06,004 --> 00:49:11,504

Alright, well with all that, there's only

one thing left to do, and that's say thank

00:49:11,794 --> 00:49:12,334

Victor: Thank you.

00:49:12,734 --> 00:49:13,274

Xhafer: Thank you, R.

00:49:13,274 --> 00:49:13,464

I.

00:49:13,474 --> 00:49:13,494

P.

00:49:13,494 --> 00:49:15,764

E., for letting us use Goon

Squad as our theme music.

00:49:15,764 --> 00:49:17,254

We appreciate the hell out of it.

00:49:17,644 --> 00:49:21,434

It still feels fuckin I

just Ugh, I love that song!

00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:21,954

Victor: song.

00:49:22,141 --> 00:49:23,554

Xhafer: ha ha

00:49:23,644 --> 00:49:25,804

Victor: thank you to everyone

in the Dominion Media Research

00:49:25,804 --> 00:49:26,734

Lab for helping us out.

00:49:26,754 --> 00:49:30,774

And thank you to Angela Morris,

I hope you can forgive me, I know

00:49:30,774 --> 00:49:34,904

you've put up with a quarter century

worth of my bullshit, so, we hope

00:49:34,904 --> 00:49:36,164

to get you on the show eventually.

00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:40,994

Ben: And thank you to Annette Lucina

for your photograph of a television that

00:49:40,994 --> 00:49:44,804

you have licensed under Creative Commons

that we turned into our podcast artwork.

00:49:44,924 --> 00:49:47,274

Thank you for making free art

so we could make free art.

00:49:48,064 --> 00:49:48,344

And we

00:49:48,424 --> 00:49:52,084

Victor: Feel free to drop, sorry,

and if you're out there and you'd

00:49:52,084 --> 00:49:55,444

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00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:03,334

Ben: And we will see you

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00:50:37,267 --> 00:50:39,307

Victor: with one minute to spare!