Ever thought of opening your own publishing company?
This week Emily interviews Joe Biel, founder and manager of Microcosm Publishing, who decided to do just that starting as a teenager. With 23 years of experience publishing books and zines, hustling at conferences and book fairs, and learning book business the hard way, he's now sharing his knowledge for all budding book-lovers ready to take a professional leap. We discuss his new book, A People's Guide to Publishing, and all its advice on niche selection and editorial strategy, sales and distribution, and staying true to your audience and ideals. Plus we discuss the publicity gold that is Henry and Glenn forever. Visit our site for a complete breakdown of the episode so you can jump-in wherever you are the most interested.
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Hey everybody, Emily here, just wanted to let you
Unknown:know that we're running a giveaway for a people's guide to
Unknown:publishing by the person we are about to interview on the show,
Unknown:Mr. Joe Biel of microcosm publishing in Portland, Oregon.
Unknown:It's a great book I've read. The whole thing totally amped me up.
Unknown:Got me inspired. If you're ever interested in how publishing
Unknown:works on a nuts and bolts basis, but you also don't like being
Unknown:bored, then get in on this giveaway. You'll see it on our
Unknown:Facebook page at hybrid pub scout. You will also see it on
Unknown:our website, and I will bug you about it wherever I can find
Unknown:you. I see you've got some tabs marked there. Those are all the
Unknown:factual objections you found. No, I just want to start my
Unknown:company someday. So I'm taking a lot of notes. A lot of what I'm
Unknown:going to ask about are business related things. It's cool. So
Unknown:the whole thing with our podcast is trying to listen to you did.
Unknown:Which ones do you listen to? I listened to about 10 different
Unknown:ones. I did not know that there was such an interest in erotica
Unknown:and the I mean, I learned a lot about
Unknown:and it's not like something that. I mean, I've never, for
Unknown:fun, read a book like that, not because I'm like, Oh my God, but
Unknown:more of this because I'm like, I don't, yeah, I just, I can't
Unknown:read fiction. It's like a brain thing at all, like fiction of
Unknown:any kind. I've tried many times I read, I mean, I read fantasy
Unknown:books when I was like 12. But even then, it was just kind of,
Unknown:you know, it's kind of like watching television. Oh yeah.
Unknown:Just like, meh. You feel like there's no like purpose to it
Unknown:for you. Or, yeah, I get nothing out of it. I just have to, like,
Unknown:suppress the whole time that I'm like, this is all lies. You.
Unknown:Foreign Welcome to the hybrid pub Scout podcast with me. Emily
Unknown:einerlander and Corinne is snowed in in her brand new house
Unknown:today, so she has asked me to ask some questions on her
Unknown:behalf, and I will indicate which ones those are. And we're
Unknown:very happy, or technically, I am very happy today to
Unknown:have Joe Biel of microcosm publishing on today. And would
Unknown:you like to introduce yourself? Sure, sure. So I'm the founder
Unknown:and the CEO of microcosm publishing. We're a small press
Unknown:in the global sense, but a, you know, in the sense of Portland.
Unknown:We're one of the larger we were, the oldest press in Portland.
Unknown:But then
Unknown:a certain Image Comics moved here.
Unknown:Well, I mean, in Portland, you've been here longer. So
Unknown:that's true. That is very true. And, you know, and so it's an
Unknown:interesting thing too. I we're a year older than tin house, so
Unknown:I've really held on to that
Unknown:notion, the word like the oldest commercial book publisher, until
Unknown:a few years ago, and now we're just one of does tin house
Unknown:participate in that banter with you. They do. They're not nearly
Unknown:as competitive. It's like they don't have a dog in the fight.
Unknown:But I will tell you, when we joined the pub West
Unknown:organization, they were very particular when we made that
Unknown:kind of assertion. Oh yeah, because that would make a lot of
Unknown:sense if you're using that as a publicity angle. Because
Unknown:there's, like, there's companies here, like graphic arts that are
Unknown:older than we are, but they're, you know, they're owned by
Unknown:Ingram, so they're not actually independent presses, right?
Unknown:They're not primarily producing book products, you know, or
Unknown:similarly, like pomegranate, you know, is here now, also recent
Unknown:import. They, you know, but they, you know, they produce
Unknown:things like puzzles and things, yeah, they make books and yeah,
Unknown:but it is. It's just a different you know. So then you have to
Unknown:just put like, more and more qualifiers in there, all right,
Unknown:well, and to that point, can you tell us a little about your
Unknown:origin story? I know that you used to make zines, and you
Unknown:continue to make zines, so
Unknown:could you please talk about all of the things that you have been
Unknown:publishing? And Corinne wanted to know, if you think zine
Unknown:culture is still as vibrant as it used
Unknown:to be. Yeah, that is, it's okay. So
Unknown:I was born in Cleveland, and so, you know, and it's like, and as,
Unknown:like, an important piece of set dressing, or origin story, or
Unknown:what have you. It's like in the 70s, when I was growing up in
Unknown:Cleveland, it was like, you know, we were just gay. The city
Unknown:was just going through recession, or, I'm sorry, like
Unknown:bankruptcy more than recession, you know. And you know. And it
Unknown:was a weird time, because it was like, just a.
Unknown:Really strong, you know, sort of similar to how the US is now
Unknown:broadly, where you had really strong, stratified ideas about,
Unknown:like, conservatism, and, you know, the idea that the city
Unknown:should own the public utilities and that didn't, you know, they
Unknown:had to sell them off to pay off the bankruptcy. And, you know,
Unknown:and so it's just like, I saw massive unemployment when I was
Unknown:a child. So it's like, you know, and it is that weird thing to
Unknown:like, grow up during, you know, sort of this time where you
Unknown:think the world is gonna, like, explode into nuclear winter and
Unknown:like, nobody has a job, and like, the sky alternates between
Unknown:orange and gray, and, you know, into it's kind of like this
Unknown:weird thing where you kind of feel like you can do whatever
Unknown:you want, because nothing means anything. You know, and that and
Unknown:like, maybe that's not, I mean, obviously that's not what
Unknown:everybody would take from it, but that's what I took from it,
Unknown:you know, I was really like, Okay, this is,
Unknown:you know, I should do what is meaningful to me, you know. And
Unknown:so when I was fairly young, I, you know, I had a bad drinking
Unknown:problem, and I have autism, but I didn't know it yet then, you
Unknown:know, and so they had a not, you know, it's just there wasn't,
Unknown:like, support structures. And, you know, obviously, as you can
Unknown:see, like, like in the US today, right? There was a lack of
Unknown:resources. There was a lack, you know, the budgets would just
Unknown:would just get cut to the bone, and you'd sort of lose things
Unknown:that were vital for just like a support system in society,
Unknown:right? And so, but when I was young, you know, I met Harvey
Unknown:Pekar, if you know who that is. He was the person that made
Unknown:comic books not be about superheroes, right? And and
Unknown:that, you know, things like that. And then learning that,
Unknown:like Superman had been invented in Cleveland, like the character
Unknown:had been written in, like, self published zines, you know, in
Unknown:1929 like that was really fascinating to Young Joe. And I
Unknown:really got into that. And, you know, and it's funny too,
Unknown:because I didn't, I went to the largest high school in the state
Unknown:of Ohio, you know, and I did not, I definitely struggled
Unknown:majorly, and I should not have graduated, but they wanted to
Unknown:get rid of me, you know, yes. And I think many people at that
Unknown:time kind of know that sort of story, right, that it was like I
Unknown:was enough trouble that they were like, Okay, we'll graduate.
Unknown:Push it through, yeah, and so all that stuff. You know, it was
Unknown:kind of like I didn't and I was not assigned to read a single
Unknown:book the entire time I was in high school, which I feel like
Unknown:is just so wild and weird. Was that just you, or was that
Unknown:everyone i Well, I'm told that after I graduated, they read
Unknown:Frankenstein, but, like, I'm assuming that, like, what would
Unknown:you say that's like, a seventh or eighth grade reading level? I
Unknown:mean, okay, we don't need to judge, but that was like, the
Unknown:seniors read it, yeah, you know, and, and, and so things like
Unknown:that, where it was just like, I don't know, I guess it was. So
Unknown:it was like, subcultural things that I found that made me
Unknown:interested in reading. So it's like, when I was see, it was
Unknown:like 1991
Unknown:there started to be, like, local punk rock shows that people
Unknown:would put on, and that, I don't know how I knew that would be
Unknown:interesting, but, you know, I guess it was the, it was like,
Unknown:put on by the cool kids, like, and, you know, but it had like,
Unknown:that element of danger, right? And there was definitely, like
Unknown:weird things, like I went to and so, like, Cleveland is on the
Unknown:beach, but the beaches are all, like, really toxic and gross and
Unknown:weird. And so these older kids that I'm still a little bit in
Unknown:touch with at one point, they like rented out this, like
Unknown:concrete bunker beach, and it like had the worst acoustics.
Unknown:Oh, they played the shows in there. No, no, no, you know. And
Unknown:it was just like, this thing where it's like, open air, but
Unknown:concrete, you know. So it just sounded awful and, you know. But
Unknown:to me, that was, like, so magical and transformative that,
Unknown:you know, doing that and then being like, okay, it's like, you
Unknown:know? And that was sort of how I learned, like, social mores and,
Unknown:like, ethics and right, because it's like, I wasn't really
Unknown:parented either. Like it was kind of like school where they
Unknown:were just like, okay, like, do you know, go, just don't be
Unknown:trouble for us. You are too much trouble for us. Turn that down,
Unknown:you know. Yeah. And so. And my dad was just, like, severely
Unknown:disabled. He had multiple strokes, and I was really young,
Unknown:so it was just kind of another thing where I was just like,
Unknown:nothing means anything, right, right? And, and there was very
Unknown:little hope in that world. So by like, 1996 like, kids my age
Unknown:had, like, founded a punk club that they, like, rented and
Unknown:like, and I thought that was amazing. So I got involved in
Unknown:that, and I would put on shows there, and then, you know, and I
Unknown:would hang out with them and get drunk every night, and that was
Unknown:really cool. And then that was sort of, and I don't remember
Unknown:this, per se, but I ran into one of the guys from that era in LA
Unknown:fairly a few years ago. Yeah.
Unknown:And in Cleveland, you say guys, even if it's like, nine women.
Unknown:Oh yeah, I'm from California, so we do the same thing. So, and,
Unknown:like, we talked about this era and, and, you know, the person
Unknown:was just like, you were drunkenly babbling about how you
Unknown:were going to, like, start this thing, and then you did it, you
Unknown:know, and I have no recollection of this whatsoever, but
Unknown:apparently that was like my teenage self had been like
Unknown:talking about that even before I was doing it. So when you say
Unknown:starting this thing, I mean, was it similar? No, not similar at
Unknown:all. So it initially, I would, I would steal photocopies, and I
Unknown:would make zines, and I would, like, set up milk crates, like
Unknown:on the bar of the punk club, and then I would sell records and
Unknown:stuff too. And then I began, like, I and then that was kind
Unknown:of how I figured out how to write, okay, I think, well, for
Unknown:the young listeners, could you please, uh,
Unknown:elucidate what a zine is a little bit Sure. So a zine is
Unknown:like a book, but it is like more like a love letter than a book.
Unknown:And there is, you know, like you would take a word origin to
Unknown:think it has more to do with a magazine, but that would be
Unknown:wrong. It has much more to do with a book than a magazine, but
Unknown:it's sort of about, it's like a subcultural passion project, you
Unknown:know, where you're like, and it's really across the board
Unknown:where, like, there's libertarian zines, there's zines about how,
Unknown:like, weird, experimental, awesome shoes. There's zines
Unknown:about Star Trek. There's zines about anything. Like, in the
Unknown:original, zines were about wrestling and science fiction,
Unknown:you know, or, if you really want to go back there, like, about,
Unknown:you know, the, like, American Revolution, you know, and so
Unknown:those kind of things, you know. And so the ones that I had
Unknown:access to were, like, sort of derivative of the 70s zines. So
Unknown:they were about music primarily, and then, but I didn't, I don't
Unknown:know, you know. And so I felt like I needed to write about
Unknown:music at first, but I didn't really care about that, you
Unknown:know, right? Like, I liked sort of the ethos, and I like the
Unknown:feel, and I like the camaraderie, and I liked hanging
Unknown:out with all the people, and I liked all the like positive
Unknown:endorphins in my brain, right? But, and there's definitely like
Unknown:music from that era that I still listen to, but I don't listen
Unknown:to, like new music, you know, like it's not the music that I
Unknown:liked, it's like that belonging, you know, right? And so for I
Unknown:don't know, and you know. And so, like bearing all of this in
Unknown:mind that I had never read a book in high school, it seems
Unknown:completely absurd that I would think that I would then start a
Unknown:publishing company. Well, do you think that in some way, because
Unknown:you didn't read books in high school, that you had the freedom
Unknown:to create something different than than what one would think
Unknown:of as a traditional publishing company? Yeah. So you know how
Unknown:like, well, I don't know. Maybe I should only speak for myself
Unknown:here. So when I was a teenager, I was horribly pompous because I
Unknown:was a teenager, yeah. And so my attitude was really like, I know
Unknown:about really cool things, and other people don't know about
Unknown:them. So thus it is my duty to, like, spend my life making, you
Unknown:know, this spread the good word, yeah. And I really thought of
Unknown:it, like, by and large, is like, these are resources that would
Unknown:have benefited me when I was younger to know about. So that's
Unknown:what I should put my energy behind. And that was kind of the
Unknown:other reason that music wasn't that interesting to me. Do you
Unknown:find that that's still kind of a root purpose and driving force
Unknown:in like, microcosms, editorial strategy, or 100% Yeah, that's
Unknown:like, that is the conversation. Yeah, you know, it's like, every
Unknown:time we have a submission, that's like, even the people
Unknown:that like, weren't yet born when the microcosm was starting.
Unknown:That's how they approach it, too, right, right? So that's,
Unknown:that is like, something I'm very proud of well, and I am curious.
Unknown:So I have read your new book, people's guide to publishing,
Unknown:and you go a lot into how important it is to have your
Unknown:niche and your mission as a guiding force and the books that
Unknown:you acquire. And I'm interested in whether you just find these
Unknown:books, whether the people who write them write them,
Unknown:especially for microcosm, or just how they get developed in
Unknown:such a specific way to fit
Unknown:your mission statement and your niche, right? So it's threefold.
Unknown:Most of our authors are our fans and our readers first, if that
Unknown:makes sense, you know. So there are cases where somebody has
Unknown:been pitching something around for a while, and then they pitch
Unknown:it to us, and then it works. It does fit. But you know, by and
Unknown:large, those you know, anytime somebody is pitching to every
Unknown:publishing company, it's like nobody is going to take it. You
Unknown:know, it's sort of, my you.
Unknown:A blanket response to that, to blanket pitching, but the, you
Unknown:know, it's, it's, it's like, it's in thirds, I would say, you
Unknown:know, so we'll work with
Unknown:an author sometimes where, if somebody has a pitch that's
Unknown:close, we'll sort of workshop it with them to be like, this is
Unknown:something we would be interested in. But this doesn't really
Unknown:quite work as it sits right, you know, especially if it's like
Unknown:somebody that I am a fan of their work and I respect them,
Unknown:you know, that's one thing, but it's you just can't always get
Unknown:there, you know. And a lot of times it's like when you sort of
Unknown:redirect somebody, they will just use that as an opportunity
Unknown:to argue with you about why you are wrong and why you should
Unknown:accept it right and you know. And for us, it like it costs us
Unknown:five figures to publish a book, you know, it's a lot of money
Unknown:and resources, you know, yeah, so that's the other thing where
Unknown:you're just like, you don't like, we know our craft, you
Unknown:know? And that,
Unknown:so that part of it,
Unknown:you know, sometimes you do get a pitch where somebody did put in
Unknown:the time and they did the research and they figured out
Unknown:who we are and what we care about, and they is, that's the
Unknown:driver for them. That's the motivator, you know. And a lot
Unknown:of times, you know, I guess that's the other advantage of
Unknown:being, you know, we're in our 24th year. You get people that
Unknown:come in and they're like, I've been reading your books for
Unknown:years, and that's how I always thought about books, too. Here's
Unknown:my pitch. I'm sure you're not interested, you know, like,
Unknown:those are always the perfect pitches, you know, that's very
Unknown:coy, and I think they mean it, you know, I think it's a sincere
Unknown:like but I'm sure you'd never be interested, but it's because
Unknown:that's sort of the kind of underdog that we appeal to, and
Unknown:probably an author that you would want to work with with a
Unknown:little bit of humility as well. Yeah, and it's whenever somebody
Unknown:comes in and they're like, I hired my friend to design a book
Unknown:cover and it's all edited and ready to go, you just have to
Unknown:hit the start button. Those treat you like a printer, yeah?
Unknown:I mean, I joke that they treat us like an ATM with
Unknown:distribution, right? Yeah? And because, and those books never
Unknown:work anyway, right? And they aren't done is together, and the
Unknown:cover isn't right, and the title development is not right, you
Unknown:know. And so
Unknown:we get a lot, you know, and sometimes we will if we've
Unknown:worked with an author before. And so we do have editorial
Unknown:meetings like a normal, like traditional, sort of Publisher,
Unknown:right? And in those meetings, people will sort of workshop and
Unknown:brainstorm ideas for things that would work well, you know? So
Unknown:it's like sales talks to, you know, people in other
Unknown:departments, and they're really good at being like, yeah, this
Unknown:would really be a lot of fun, and would go over really well.
Unknown:And then we will, then if we worked with an author in the
Unknown:past, we will say, Would you be interested in writing this book?
Unknown:Right? Right? And, or if, like, we're acquainted with somebody,
Unknown:we'll sort of do the same thing, you know, and that. So we get a
Unknown:lot of books that way. So that's probably about a third, and then
Unknown:it is probably a third where the person does do the time to pitch
Unknown:something that works. And then there's about a third where, you
Unknown:know, we will sort of workshop or so, you know, yeah, like,
Unknown:we'll make it work with a submission until it's
Unknown:functional, right? I one thing that I thought was interesting
Unknown:is you talked about how the idea that no one has ever done this
Unknown:before is a really bad paradigm to use, and I would like you to
Unknown:talk a little about why that is, and also your suggestion that
Unknown:a concept maybe can be used in a smaller sense and then scaled
Unknown:up, like from a zine to a book, if people are interested, sure,
Unknown:sure. So we
Unknown:and we were, you know, microcosm is primarily self distributed
Unknown:through most of our history,
Unknown:but we were many years ago, I think 16 or no, 17 years ago
Unknown:now, wow. We were distributed by National Book network, who is,
Unknown:like a very traditional company. They're in, I think Pennsylvania
Unknown:or Maryland,
Unknown:and they had even back then. You know, that was very much their
Unknown:feedback was like, you know, because it's like, so when you
Unknown:work with a distributor as a publisher, it's like, you're
Unknown:basically using their sales team, and you're doing the
Unknown:editorial and development and such and the acquisition,
Unknown:and they're doing the like to market and the warehousing and
Unknown:things like that. And so they're there. They have the perception
Unknown:that publishers don't know the market, right? May or may not be
Unknown:accurate. You know, it depends on the publisher. And so they
Unknown:would come back, and that was their number one, like,
Unknown:immediate piece of feedback. Because, like, never tell us
Unknown:that your idea has never been done before, right? Like, you
Unknown:want to tell us three similar successful books so we can.
Unknown:Then show your book to our customers, and then they can
Unknown:look at your book, and then look at the success they've had with
Unknown:the books that you're referencing, and be like, Oh, I
Unknown:get it. This is what this book is about. This is how well we
Unknown:would do with that book, and this is how many we want to
Unknown:order, you know. And so
Unknown:the problem, the reason there's there's numerous reasons why
Unknown:this has never been done before it doesn't work, you know,
Unknown:mostly because it's just not true. You know, there's millions
Unknown:of books in print. You know, the likelihood that you had an idea
Unknown:that has never been done is virtually nil at this point. You
Unknown:know, it just means you haven't gone out and done your homework,
Unknown:you know? And, or it means there's a very good reason why
Unknown:the book shouldn't exist, right, right? You know, we have many
Unknown:books. We
Unknown:had someone submit a book to us how to argue with people on the
Unknown:internet where I'm just like, No, no one page, don't
Unknown:and you know, and we you know, or just so many books about
Unknown:things that nobody would perceive themselves as the
Unknown:audience for right or even like perceive as a gift for someone
Unknown:that they Know, even someone they don't like, you know.
Unknown:And, and that's sort of the biggest trouble that you run
Unknown:into is,
Unknown:you know. And so my, like my, I think I used it in the people's
Unknown:guide to publishing is, like, my constant joke is, like,
Unknown:grandpa's war stories does not need to be a mass produced book,
Unknown:right, right? Like everyone in your family will probably enjoy
Unknown:it, and they've probably heard them all already, yeah, and so
Unknown:it is, but it's like that thing where there's lots of
Unknown:opportunity to get that elsewhere. There's lots of books
Unknown:in print like that. You know, in like 1890 people would have
Unknown:probably eaten up books about, like the Civil War. But
Unknown:nowadays, you're not exactly gonna go out and be like, I
Unknown:wonder, you know, who, if some random guy's Grandpa is
Unknown:like, what? What experience there was like in World War Two,
Unknown:you know? And so there's a bit of that and, you know, and so
Unknown:it's you really want to come in when you're approaching a
Unknown:publisher and say, This is why I feel like you're a good fit, and
Unknown:you don't want that to be dishonest, you know? Because
Unknown:that's sort of the other thing that we get a lot of, is people
Unknown:will pitch fiction as nonfiction to us, or to make it fit within
Unknown:the guidelines. Oh, they'll just kind of, like, try to shove that
Unknown:square peg into the round hole, yeah. And then, you know, and
Unknown:so,
Unknown:and then when you, you know, by the time it's like, to the
Unknown:editors, who are not stupid, you know, they will come back and be
Unknown:like, how did you know what this person was thinking in this
Unknown:moment in time for this person that is now deceased, right?
Unknown:Because that's not something you could possibly have known, no,
Unknown:no. And then the person will come back and be like, Oh, well,
Unknown:I think it's more interesting told this way. Or, you know, I
Unknown:think people would rather read this version than, you know,
Unknown:right, an accurate account, I know. And then you just kind of
Unknown:have to scratch your head and wonder, like, why would you do
Unknown:that at that point. It's historical fan fiction,
Unknown:yeah, and we get that kind of thing a lot, yeah. Well, I think
Unknown:this might be the right time to talk about Henry and Glenn,
Unknown:right, right. Okay, this is something Corinne wanted to hear
Unknown:about was both the
Unknown:writing production, Henry and Glenn forever and the the
Unknown:subjects, reactions to it. So I had an old, an old friend,
Unknown:actually,
Unknown:whose name was Dylan Williams, and he sadly passed away some
Unknown:years ago, but he had introduced me, and he was a publisher. He
Unknown:had a comic company called spark plug, okay, that he published
Unknown:under for many years. He started before we did and, and he
Unknown:introduced me at one point to Tom Neely, who had created Henry
Unknown:and Glenn forever with, I think, five of his friends, four of his
Unknown:friends and, and
Unknown:I don't know why Dylan didn't do it because it was, I mean, it's
Unknown:a pretty amazingly weird book, similar to what Dylan published.
Unknown:Did they just think he thought you'd have a better time selling
Unknown:it, or anything you could bring to it that he couldn't. I think
Unknown:the authors wanted us for whatever reason, you know, and
Unknown:so and you know.
Unknown:And this is one of those moments where I am not a very good
Unknown:publisher, because
Unknown:the author pitched it to me, and I said, I don't really think
Unknown:anyone knows, like understands it, because the book conceives
Unknown:this idea that Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig are.
Unknown:Like even greater, cartoonish amalgamations of themselves,
Unknown:wow, and, and because, you know, the joke is that they're both so
Unknown:exaggerated that their their public personalities are just
Unknown:too big for life. You know that there's no way that any real
Unknown:person is like that. And, you know, and this has become such
Unknown:lore that you get a lot of stories, and, you know, that
Unknown:was, that was even before, you know, they wrote this book in
Unknown:2004 so it's like before the time of, you know, sort of
Unknown:internet click bait news stories about these guys. And then
Unknown:everybody knows how they are, because they've seen everything
Unknown:that they reacted to. But there were rumors, you know, sort of
Unknown:at that time, about all kinds of, just like funny stories of
Unknown:people, like meeting them, and just like how the, you know, the
Unknown:actual guys were quite boring and weird. And, you know, in
Unknown:various, like, stories about Henry lifting weights and that
Unknown:being like, a euphemism, and things like that and so and, you
Unknown:know, and it was like, at that point you didn't know what was
Unknown:true or not. And so the book, like, made it go a step further
Unknown:to put them in a relationship together. And then that hall of
Unknown:notes were their next door neighbors, who were DND playing
Unknown:Satanists. But like, actually, you know, because that was the
Unknown:other part of the 80s, was that DNA was actually like, Yeah, and
Unknown:so, and then that was an actual rumor about Hall and Oates, was
Unknown:that they were Satanists. I don't know if you I did not know
Unknown:that. That's really funny to me. And and those guys have a
Unknown:tremendous sense of humor, awesome guys. So how did they
Unknown:react to it? They said, The only thing that isn't true about this
Unknown:book is that we don't live next door to Henry and Glenn awesome.
Unknown:Which, no, I was just like, How are you so good at this? And I
Unknown:watched after that, I, you know, I had never been a tremendous
Unknown:fan, because it was, you know, like, painfully not cool when I
Unknown:was a kid to be into hollow notes, right? So I did. I like,
Unknown:went back and I, like, watched the documentaries, and I was
Unknown:like, Oh, these guys are actually, like, quite clever,
Unknown:you know, I just never would have thought that, because it's
Unknown:a little subtle, you know, right, right, right? And, and
Unknown:so,
Unknown:you know, it's a weird book. And I had, you know, and all of the
Unknown:jokes are from the 80s, right, you know, and so, and this was
Unknown:20 years later, so I was just like, nobody remembers who these
Unknown:guys are, you know, they were sort of between acts at that
Unknown:point, you know, I don't think this is a book. I think this is
Unknown:like a bar joke, you know. Yeah, that's a good way to know. And,
Unknown:and the and, Tom like, to his credit, he was like, Okay, well,
Unknown:if you can't sell them, I'll just buy them all back from you.
Unknown:There you go. And not for you can't refuse, yeah, and we sold
Unknown:out within two weeks of that first printing, you know. And so
Unknown:that was,
Unknown:and then, like, I think we sold like, 60 some 1000 that first
Unknown:year in the you know. And it was just really a wild, weird thing,
Unknown:and I've never,
Unknown:and it was like, that was about the time when, you know, these
Unknown:you would sort of have blogs be like a major launching pad for
Unknown:book sales. Oh, yeah, I remember. And that was pretty
Unknown:unheard of, and, you know, so it was like we were so short
Unknown:supplied, like we weren't even getting it into stores, because
Unknown:it was just constantly selling out of printings, yeah, you
Unknown:know. And so that was when it was a weird thing. And I didn't
Unknown:really know that, like, Henry had, like, a short lived talk
Unknown:show and that things had, like, sort of, you know, they had many
Unknown:second, third, fourth, fifth, acts a piece, yeah, yeah. And
Unknown:they were both really, like,
Unknown:you know, fairly dynamic rebounders, you know, and, and
Unknown:so that was kind of why it worked so well. And then we did
Unknown:a sequel, and, you know, a number of sequels. And Corinne
Unknown:wants to know if Glenn Danzig sour puss reaction to it helps
Unknown:sell the book. Absolutely. So. So there's many, many amazing
Unknown:things. So this is the other thing, when you are the
Unknown:publisher of Henry England forever, is that people come up.
Unknown:And now I have heard every story about, oh, real people you can
Unknown:imagine, sure, but my favorite about to your question is that,
Unknown:so there's two two pieces here. So we did find out through third
Unknown:party channels that Glenn's manager has a list of interview
Unknown:topics that you are not allowed to ask about.
Unknown:And you can guess which book we were told ended up on that list,
Unknown:awesome. And you can imagine that when you are showing said
Unknown:list to say reporters who write articles that that does
Unknown:tremendous things for book sales, I'm not allowed to ask
Unknown:about this.
Unknown:This, and I believe this is called the stray sand effect.
Unknown:When you promote something that you don't want people to know
Unknown:about, is that what happened with,
Unknown:oh yeah. So it's like, hate listening, yes. And so that, you
Unknown:know, we got so many reviews, and then it got to the point
Unknown:where, like, they can't always legislate that. So it's like,
Unknown:you know, when he's being interviewed by MTV, they're not
Unknown:allowed to tell MTV you're not allowed to ask about the book,
Unknown:you know. So they would, you know, because they could. And
Unknown:then I think it was like a Rolling Stone article where they
Unknown:said, You have been very critical of Henry and Glenn
Unknown:forever, like, Do you not have a sense of humor?
Unknown:And then Glenn went very, very far to be like,
Unknown:who, and expanded on it tremendously and said, like, I
Unknown:have a sense of humor. The problem is that the book is not
Unknown:funny, and the authors are losers, and, you know, and it
Unknown:was, and, you know, and it's like in Rolling Stone. So it's
Unknown:not like, nobody's noticing. No, that's that's great. And then
Unknown:decibel, which is like a metal magazine, the reporter, gave us
Unknown:the like, unedited transcript of the entire interview, where
Unknown:Glenn went on and on and on, and was, like, clearly very upset
Unknown:about it.
Unknown:And it, you know, and it's things like that, where I'm just
Unknown:like, you don't know when to stop, you know, but it totally,
Unknown:I mean, obviously, it tremendously helped sell the
Unknown:book, because then it was, every time he was in the news, they
Unknown:mentioned the book, right? Because it got him going, yeah.
Unknown:And even if they weren't interviewing him, even if it was
Unknown:just like an article about him doing something, about him doing
Unknown:something else they'd be like, and this book, and that time he
Unknown:did this other thing embarrassing, and the time that
Unknown:he got, you know, punched out backstage, and the time that he
Unknown:was photographed wearing his own band's t shirt while buying
Unknown:kitty glitter, you know, and it was like, just, like, became
Unknown:part of the rigmarole. And, you know, I mean, and you do at some
Unknown:point, like, kind of feel bad that, like he doesn't
Unknown:understand, like, how to mitigate this problem, right,
Unknown:right, that he can't just laugh it off, yeah, and so. But then
Unknown:at roller con, which is like the roller derby convention a few
Unknown:years ago, I had a woman come up to me that said that she
Unknown:her best friend is part of the management team for Danzig and
Unknown:that,
Unknown:and this is maybe the furthest stretch
Unknown:she said that
Unknown:he doesn't actually hate the book, but hating the book has
Unknown:become part of the persona that he has to perform. And so he's
Unknown:actually, like, pretty into it, but it doesn't work for him to
Unknown:be somebody that, like, comes across as having a sense of
Unknown:humor well, and it wouldn't be very fun for him to break
Unknown:character. And that also serves the book it sounds like, which,
Unknown:you know. And so I'm like, this seems a little bit of a stretch,
Unknown:or a little on the nose, yeah, in a different way, right? And
Unknown:so I, you know, and so that's the thing. But like, even that,
Unknown:I was, you know, I had a few days where I was just like,
Unknown:whoa, could
Unknown:that be true? And I was like, it doesn't actually matter if it's
Unknown:true or not. It's hilarious. Does attention like that feel a
Unknown:little precarious when one of your books gets that much
Unknown:publicity? Or do you worry that it could go in a bad direction
Unknown:for you? Or no, just always good. We did ask, and then they
Unknown:did. They also management was also, like, spreading the rumor
Unknown:that they were going to, like, prosecute us out of existence,
Unknown:right? So we were, so we began sending them letters pleading to
Unknown:because, like, what would be better than that?
Unknown:Strategy,
Unknown:because it's, I mean, it's also, like, it had been through, like,
Unknown:so many legal departments at so many companies, and every one of
Unknown:them was like, This is a work of parody. It's like, completely
Unknown:protected by fair use. Like, yeah, you can do this. And so,
Unknown:you know, we were like, Bring it on. See
Unknown:what happens, you know. And like, we have a very good like
Unknown:person that does that for us, you know, we were just like,
Unknown:whoa, wow, this will be so much fun.
Unknown:Like, this would be, like, the biggest media we ever received,
Unknown:you know, and, and so I don't know, I didn't really, I mean,
Unknown:it definitely felt a little weird, because obviously, for
Unknown:the few years after that, the submissions we got were a little
Unknown:bit like, bad reproductions of that, oh, yeah, with different
Unknown:celebrities, stuff like that, yeah. Well,
Unknown:you have a Morrissey book as well, yeah. And that's a little
Unknown:bit different. It's like, not an imitator or a spawn, you know
Unknown:it's that was done like so that book is creates. The book is
Unknown:defensive eating with Morrissey. It's part of a series with
Unknown:comfort eating with Nick Cave. And we have some new ones about
Unknown:the Ramones eating pizza and
Unknown:ladies that lunch with Lydia lunch. And we have a few.
Unknown:Uh, others, oh, and backyard barbecuing with Metallica will
Unknown:also be joining it. And, you know, these are created by,
Unknown:like, both, well, I guess you would, you could say infamous or
Unknown:reputable, depending on the day, vegan chef who, like, does the
Unknown:actual recipes. And so it's like, edible, you know, it's
Unknown:practical. And then the woman that created the Goths eating
Unknown:meme, which was a internet sensation that has been, like
Unknown:oft, imitated and repeated by many other artists. So, like,
Unknown:she was doing this before
Unknown:Henry and Glenn even, like this was sort of her weird
Unknown:project of, you know, like, similarly, like, destroying her
Unknown:idols, right? Have any of them commented? Oh, yeah, yeah, they
Unknown:Morrissey's manager was really into it, and, like, really,
Unknown:really, really tried to get him on board. But Morrissey is,
Unknown:well, exactly what he looks like, an incredible weirdo, and,
Unknown:like, has no sense of humor. So I think that was really hard for
Unknown:him to even get his brain around what we were doing and like, why
Unknown:people would be interested in this. And it was like during the
Unknown:death of Nick caves son. So he was, like, he was into it, but
Unknown:it was just sort of an awkward time to for him to get behind
Unknown:it, you know. And,
Unknown:but, you know, they were both, I mean, but he, you know, but Nick
Unknown:Cave has a sense of humor, and he's, like, a good guy from all
Unknown:intents and purposes, bad timing, yeah, and, you know? And
Unknown:so I think, like, when we do a new edition, I think we could
Unknown:get, like, a more proper, like official sign on, oh, sure,
Unknown:yeah, all right, well, let's move back to more business
Unknown:topics
Unknown:that's too fun not to ask about. And there's so many stories, oh
Unknown:yeah, exactly like, maybe we shouldn't like, it's like, it'll
Unknown:go on forever. Really restrain myself there.
Unknown:All right,
Unknown:so I was interested in some of the more unconventional sales
Unknown:and funding methods that I've noticed. I noticed you have a
Unknown:subscription program, you have a Patreon, I don't know if it's
Unknown:still in we stopped doing Patreon, okay? And then we do a
Unknown:different 1x or, well,
Unknown:Kickstarter bought a company called drip that is the same.
Unknown:It's like, actually an embedder version of Patreon, but now that
Unknown:is being resold to a local company, actually. Oh So, great.
Unknown:And then you, you use Kickstarters for a lot of your
Unknown:books as well. Can you kind of talk about how that's worked for
Unknown:you and why you decided to do it?
Unknown:So the hardest part of
Unknown:Kickstarter specifically, or sort of all the above, all of
Unknown:the above, but maybe start with Kickstarter, sure, sure. So they
Unknown:do all sort of tie in together. So the hardest thing about
Unknown:publishing is getting the word out is like letting people know
Unknown:that the book exists, what it is, who it's for, why they
Unknown:should care any of it, you know. And, and I think that's sort of
Unknown:where people really drop the ball, generally, and, and
Unknown:honestly, you know, and this is the funny part, is like, and I
Unknown:maybe it's just because, like, this is, like, our society has
Unknown:such an awkward relationship with money that people really
Unknown:come at it a lot.
Unknown:And even, like, when we worked with,
Unknown:you know, these giant companies, these these distribution
Unknown:companies that we used to work with, they would have these
Unknown:ideas that, like, Kickstarter was owned by Amazon.
Unknown:Does that come from? They used to process payments through
Unknown:Amazon for a brief period before they got, you know, a better
Unknown:like services provider and but Kickstarter is an independent
Unknown:company, you know, yeah, and, you know, because it's, it's
Unknown:really easy money model for them, you know, they don't need
Unknown:investment or anything else. They make money every day,
Unknown:right? You know, by the extension of the services that
Unknown:they provide and so,
Unknown:but people were really, they had a weird and publishers
Unknown:especially just had such a weird feeling about Kickstarter, where
Unknown:they were like, I don't know, you know if it would like ruin
Unknown:our reputation, or if right to gimmicky, or, I think just the
Unknown:acknowledgement, they felt like it was fundraising, oh, like it
Unknown:would seem like they didn't have the cash flow to do it
Unknown:themselves, yeah? And, and, you know? And it's kind of one of
Unknown:these things, you know, it's like, where I come from, who I
Unknown:am, like, I have no qualms about that, you know. It's like, if
Unknown:you know, because we think of it as just like, it's pre ordering
Unknown:the book, yeah, you know, yeah. And then we, like, found out the
Unknown:hard way, you know. And I think we did it initially.
Unknown:Where
Unknown:the so we were. I thought we were the first Kickstarter book
Unknown:project in 2010 but we were like the 40th,
Unknown:which, you know, I guess in the hind in the, you know, big
Unknown:picture is, like pretty early on, but not double digit,
Unknown:but they and it was, you know, it's just like, we had a book
Unknown:that, like the print bill on it alone was like $14,000 and we
Unknown:were just like, Okay, we'll need to figure out a better way to
Unknown:work this out, because it's just not, you know, like we weren't
Unknown:expecting it to be a huge selling book, right, right? Like
Unknown:we figured a few 1000 copies was more or less what we were gonna
Unknown:get out of it, but we wanted to do it. And then that was right
Unknown:about the time that Kickstarter was, sort of, it was in beta
Unknown:still, but, you know, and it just seemed like a good way to
Unknown:do that, you know, right, build momentum and excitement and,
Unknown:like, sort of bolster people that were, like, feeling like
Unknown:they were part of our community and like, invested in what we do
Unknown:and our well being, and, you know, and so we didn't want to
Unknown:raise the whole thing, partly because we had no idea if that
Unknown:would work or not. So we just raised, like, $5,000 on top,
Unknown:right? Because you have to give the money back if you don't
Unknown:raise that much money. So you don't want to put it all in,
Unknown:yeah. And just also, like, you know, it's like, we have
Unknown:distribution in place like we have, you know, we didn't. It's
Unknown:not like this was the only way to sell the book, right? You
Unknown:know? And that went well, so we continued doing that.
Unknown:And then, you know, you gradually learn over time that
Unknown:there's some books that fit better on Kickstarter and some
Unknown:that don't, but then we had a weirder problem. Is like, when
Unknown:we don't kick start something. People wouldn't hear about it.
Unknown:Oh yeah, I was gonna ask about that. It seems like a good way
Unknown:to gage interest. And then it's a weirder one, like we did a
Unknown:we did a really amazing book chocolateology, which is, like
Unknown:all all about chocolate, science of chocolate, chocolate recipes,
Unknown:history of chocolate and
Unknown:and we would bring it to events, and people would be like, Oh, I
Unknown:didn't hear about this. Oh, and, you know? And you're like, Oh,
Unknown:but I don't That makes no sense, because you're like, right in
Unknown:the pocket, you know? And then they and then they would be
Unknown:like, Oh, I didn't, was there a Kickstarter? I didn't see it.
Unknown:And I was like, well, we don't always do Kickstarter. So that's
Unknown:how a lot of people were keeping track of your list is through
Unknown:Kickstarter, and still have that problem. So now we know more or
Unknown:less, like, demographically, what works there and what
Unknown:doesn't. And it because so it's like, the fascinating thing is,
Unknown:like, so the average person that buys books, at least for
Unknown:themselves, is like a woman over 50, right? Yeah, and primarily
Unknown:black women over 50 are like the number one consumers of books to
Unknown:read. Say that again, for the people in the back,
Unknown:the number one person who buys books is black women over 50.
Unknown:And so be mindful of that when you are developing your book and
Unknown:they really,
Unknown:you know, but that is not the average audience on Kickstarter.
Unknown:The average audience on Kickstarter is much younger,
Unknown:maybe half of that. I don't, we don't, like, they don't tell us
Unknown:hard numbers. But, like, we do meet with Kickstarter several
Unknown:times a year and, you know, we say, like, this is what we're
Unknown:publishing. And they say, Okay, this works. This works. You
Unknown:really should do a project for this. We have a promotion for
Unknown:this, you know, etc, etc. But their audience, I would guess,
Unknown:is in their late 20s, early 30s on average. They really like
Unknown:comics. They really like graphic books. They you know, they
Unknown:really like all kinds of stuff that doesn't really land in
Unknown:trade accounts, like bookstores, more, gift book type, yeah. And
Unknown:the
Unknown:they really, you know, they want, like, the radical history,
Unknown:you know, the more radical, the better. Yeah, most Yeah. Well,
Unknown:someone who's going to our alternative channels to get
Unknown:their books right. And what we found, too, that was
Unknown:fascinating, is a lot of them, they do it because they don't
Unknown:have time to go to the bookstore like they don't. And that's just
Unknown:like, not their self image. They see that as, like, an old person
Unknown:thing, right, right? Or a more sentimental person thing, and
Unknown:that, you know, regard the Sophia, that's the perception.
Unknown:So we found that that was like, especially for some books. So we
Unknown:did like the faith Harper books, so we did the her first book was
Unknown:unfuck your brain, I think. And then this is your brain on
Unknown:anxiety. And then, and those ones that just, I think the
Unknown:goal, I think our goal was like $5,000
Unknown:or something. And we raised like 40 some $1,000 and did you say
Unknown:unfuck your brain is one of your biggest sellers? Or it, well, it
Unknown:will be, uh huh, you know, it just needs to know, it's only
Unknown:been out like, 18 months, right? But in another year, it probably
Unknown:will be our number one book, awesome, like, of all time. Or,
Unknown:yeah, if it continues, because it's actually, it's literally
Unknown:selling more every.
Unknown:Month than it did the previous month. And like, at 18 months,
Unknown:that's really unheard of in publishing. Normally you have,
Unknown:like, a reverse or, like, you know, a half sine curve where
Unknown:you, like, you grow and then you fall down, and then you you just
Unknown:watch it, like, shrink to zero every month, you know. And so
Unknown:for this, you know, these kinds of books, that's just like, sort
Unknown:of where the interest is. And I think a lot of that was the, you
Unknown:know, the Kickstarter obviously really helped. And it's just a
Unknown:book that doesn't saturate, you know, it just keeps finding more
Unknown:audiences. Everyone's looking to be unfucked, yeah, and people
Unknown:are, you know, we did books like that 15 years ago, and people
Unknown:did not appreciate them in this way. You know, it's really
Unknown:people are ready to admit that they want and could benefit from
Unknown:help, yeah, and they want to understand, like a no nonsense
Unknown:guide to psychology by like, somebody with credential and
Unknown:credibility, you know, they want all that. And, you know, and I
Unknown:think that's why it does so well, I mean, and, you know, and
Unknown:it's like we were talking this past week, where we're like, all
Unknown:of our best books are just sort of like, are a better summary of
Unknown:existing literature, you know, then is out there? Do you mean
Unknown:in that they're more straightforward and don't talk
Unknown:down to the reader? Yeah? Yeah. And so like, for those who are,
Unknown:you know, like, it's like, in psychology, for example,
Unknown:there's, like, you know, there's CBT and there's DBT, right? And
Unknown:you don't mix them, you know, it's like, you'll read a book
Unknown:about one or the other. Oh, you mean, in the literature, yeah,
Unknown:okay, yeah. Cuz I was like, Is that, is that a thing that
Unknown:you're not supposed to do?
Unknown:And so it's funny, because, like, we get a lot of people
Unknown:that will, you know, like, people that are in practices,
Unknown:and they'll come in and they'll be like,
Unknown:you know, I can't believe that you aren't like, tell suggesting
Unknown:to people that you know to use this specific practice. And
Unknown:she's like, I'm not really suggesting anything. Like, I
Unknown:don't I'm not like, because you know most well, let's face it,
Unknown:most people that write books in psychology or selling services
Unknown:which she's not, right, right? Are there speaking tours or yeah
Unknown:and so, or they have, like an upsell to, like a $99
Unknown:product, or like $1,000 product, or whatever, you know, whereas
Unknown:she's just like, No, I just actually want to help people,
Unknown:you know. And she was another one where, like she was not like
Unknown:she had been pitching like traditional psychology
Unknown:publishers, and then nobody cared because she didn't have
Unknown:enough platform. And then she came to us, and she was like,
Unknown:well, all the books that I buy are published by you. So I
Unknown:thought, nice,
Unknown:you know. And then that was a good you know. And we're gonna
Unknown:have, we are now publishing like four to six books a year by her.
Unknown:So that's great. It's like at this rate, I mean, and that's
Unknown:the other reason why her books are doing so well, is she's
Unknown:really keeping up. Yeah, and she knows your audience probably as
Unknown:well as you do now, probably better.
Unknown:So you said something interesting about how other no
Unknown:one else would acquire her because she didn't have a big
Unknown:enough platform. How do you really, because that's kind of
Unknown:common knowledge, is like, oh, a non fiction writer needs to have
Unknown:this big platform in order to sell all their books. Like, how
Unknown:do you relate to that idea? Like, because it sounds like
Unknown:it's not quite as dumb idea. Yeah. I mean, it's like, so
Unknown:that. I mean, that's how the major houses work. That's how,
Unknown:like, the big five publishers, because that's, they don't know
Unknown:how to sell books. You know, they don't know how to, like,
Unknown:build audience. So the only thing is, they're like, Okay,
Unknown:you already have an audience. Okay, how big? All right, we can
Unknown:do this
Unknown:to me a little bit. It's like, well, what's the point of you?
Unknown:Yeah, and so, I mean, they're very handy if you have, like, a
Unknown:runaway bestseller that you can't manage, right? Because
Unknown:they can handle the distribution, they have the
Unknown:financing, they have the staff, they have the access, they have
Unknown:all the pieces, you know. So like, when 50 Shades of Gray was
Unknown:too successful, that was a very smart thing for to do, to sell
Unknown:the rights Right, yeah, but that, you know, they would never
Unknown:have bought that book from the author before it was tested,
Unknown:because it would be, it's like a bad, absurd, terrible book. I
Unknown:mean, it would just be like the worst proposal,
Unknown:but that's exactly it is. Like that person knew how to hustle,
Unknown:right, you know, right? And so we have and, you know. And I was
Unknown:doing the, you know, year end analysis just in January, and I
Unknown:ran into, like, a really shocking thing, where I was,
Unknown:like, every one of our best selling books is the author's
Unknown:first book. Wow, you know. And, and, you know. So it's not like,
Unknown:like, we've definitely, like, picked up authors that have been
Unknown:New York Times bestsellers in the past and things like that.
Unknown:And it never really or people that became one out and we
Unknown:retained the rights, you know, right? And it never works. You
Unknown:know, like, we know how to develop a book, and we know how
Unknown:to make it where you're like, showing the value of the book
Unknown:and who.
Unknown:It's for like, which is, like, the book's development, and then
Unknown:how to, like, package and design the book to make it work, yeah?
Unknown:And, you know, and so that's kind of, you know, like we're
Unknown:really looking at the substance, yeah, and the merit of what it's
Unknown:offering, right, you know, and
Unknown:which I don't think is normal, no. And how would you do the
Unknown:research to find out whether the audience needs that so well, you
Unknown:would look, and I have, I have hardened formulas in people's
Unknown:guide to publishing, but the I'm assuming you're not offer asking
Unknown:for your own benefit. No, no. I mean, I like to hear it, but
Unknown:other people may also, right? And so the there's a couple
Unknown:things you can do. So like, we have, you know, saw like Nielsen
Unknown:bookscan is like a piece of software where you can look up
Unknown:the lifetime sales and the like, week to date sales of any book
Unknown:in print, you know, that is not, you know, that has any kind of
Unknown:distribution, you know, and so sometimes these numbers are very
Unknown:startling, sometimes startlingly high, sometimes startlingly low.
Unknown:And you know, that really helps you to bear perspective, because
Unknown:sometimes you'll like, when you're a member of the public or
Unknown:even a book publisher, you will see, like, sometimes a six
Unknown:figure marketing budget pumped into a book. And so it really
Unknown:feels like that book was successful, yeah, because you
Unknown:see it everywhere, but nobody actually buys.
Unknown:And if you ever go to, like, Book Expo America, which I
Unknown:believe, has moved back to New York City, you will,
Unknown:you know, you'll just, you'll, the people will buy, basically,
Unknown:like, wallpaper ads for their book cover, right? Because
Unknown:they're just trying to figure out how to make people care,
Unknown:yeah, you know. And it's like, every inch of, you know, I
Unknown:space, there's like a commodity, because that's like, they know
Unknown:that's where their audience is, that's they know where, that's
Unknown:the where the accounts go, right, you know? And that is
Unknown:like an increasingly corporatized space. So it
Unknown:doesn't actually work, you know. And so it's like, if you're
Unknown:like, it's kind of, or burros, like, because the people who are
Unknown:buying it are also selling it, and there's just so much in the
Unknown:same space and that they're also incredibly jaded, because
Unknown:they've seen and heard every sales pitch and line of bullshit
Unknown:and, like, lie basically to, you know, and so they just are
Unknown:really looking for substance. And I think, like, if you think
Unknown:those people are bitter and over it, like, try the general
Unknown:public, like they've been advertised to for hundreds of
Unknown:years, and are just so completely beyond fed up, you
Unknown:know. And just like so trying to read between the lines, to be
Unknown:like, what's the scam here, you know, and, and so this is sort
Unknown:of we're looking at it where, you know, we're looking at like,
Unknown:what's in print, what those books are selling. Where the
Unknown:gaps are, you know, if, and sometimes there's really wide.
Unknown:I mean, sometimes it's actually kind of unbelievable. Like,
Unknown:we're publishing a book on adult friendship this fall, oh, called
Unknown:friending and, and it's, it was unbelievable, because when the
Unknown:author pitched us, and you know, she has a credential, she's like
Unknown:a counselor that focuses on adult relationships in
Unknown:Washington State and and she
Unknown:wanted to write a book on adult friendships, and we were like,
Unknown:oh, that's probably not something that we could do,
Unknown:because there's probably so many books that we couldn't compete.
Unknown:We're a small house like you might have maybe different
Unknown:perceptions, but we're pretty small in the scope of things.
Unknown:And she
Unknown:and but we hadn't responded her yet, and we did the research,
Unknown:and we found there were zero books in print about adult
Unknown:friendships. There's a lot of books, like, for clinicians and
Unknown:teachers and counselors and professionals, like, what are
Unknown:considered technical books, like, right? Not, not books that
Unknown:we sold in bookstores, but like, you know, you can get the $200
Unknown:like, Field Guide, training manual to like, and maybe your,
Unknown:maybe your therapist tells you to buy the workbook version of
Unknown:it, or, yeah, and, then there's a lot of stuff for children, and
Unknown:there's a lot of stuff for special needs children, but
Unknown:there was not a single book for adults on how to make and
Unknown:maintain friends, which was super fascinating to me, yeah?
Unknown:Because, oh, I'm sorry, there was a few, like, out of print
Unknown:Christian books specifically, but the Christian book market
Unknown:has completely tanked because they all, they basically lost
Unknown:sales to Amazon. So because they don't, they're oddly the
Unknown:Christians were not terribly loyal to their local Christian
Unknown:bookstores. So that was not so like, even in the era of like,
Unknown:booming.
Unknown:Independent bookstores. It's just like this. Fascinatingly,
Unknown:you would think this would be an audience that would be loyal to
Unknown:supporting their base, but they were not. And so the even the
Unknown:Christian friendship books are out of print. So that was a
Unknown:fascinating case, because we, you know, like you can
Unknown:thoroughly research it. You can look at it.
Unknown:There was, like, a humor book that was published about adult
Unknown:friendships that came out, I think late last year, or maybe
Unknown:early, yeah, it was late last year, early this year, from
Unknown:Chronicle, you know, and but there's just nothing that is
Unknown:actual, like, practical information about, like, how to
Unknown:have friends that sounds great to me, exactly. Yeah, right
Unknown:then. And that was the other thing where we were like, Okay,
Unknown:this is something that would really help people. Yeah, I hear
Unknown:people complaining about having such a hard time meeting friends
Unknown:as an adult. Was like, I'm not in school anymore. There's not
Unknown:this built in. And then I don't like the people I work with, so
Unknown:I don't want to hang out with them. It's like, right? Right?
Unknown:And so if you were just like, not microcosm, but were, you
Unknown:know, an independent publisher, or a self publisher, or
Unknown:whatever, there's other ways you can do it. You can look at the
Unknown:sales rankings for categories on Amazon, and you know, as long as
Unknown:you make sure that there isn't a celebrity that's dominating that
Unknown:category, yeah, already. Or, you know, because it's basically
Unknown:like, if all the sales are going to a single author, it may be
Unknown:that people are only buying it because it's that author, not
Unknown:because they're interested in the subject, you know. But I
Unknown:learned about m preg on this very podcast. And, for example,
Unknown:I don't know that's a book on the shelf type, but
Unknown:it's the same principle, you know, that, like, it would seem,
Unknown:that anybody could write a book on about men being pregnant that
Unknown:would sell, you know, if you did it well and to standard and
Unknown:reasonably and were respectful to your audience, right? You
Unknown:know, whereas, like you cannot, if you went and wrote like a
Unknown:Southern cooking book, you would not have the same results, no,
Unknown:oh no, because if you're the wrong kind of person writing
Unknown:that, you're gonna hear no end of shit, and it's just a
Unknown:category completely dominated by celebrities. Yeah, yeah. Well,
Unknown:cookbooks in general, I would think, yeah, yeah. And that you
Unknown:basically now, at this point, to write a cookbook, you need to
Unknown:have, like, a television show, or, even better, a YouTube
Unknown:channel that is very successful, or to be a personality of some
Unknown:other type, or to be somebody that's famous for something
Unknown:completely unrelated, right? Yeah, and so that, you know. But
Unknown:you basically want to assess that, you know. And the thing I
Unknown:push, like I advocate for in the book, is like to actively be a
Unknown:part of the communities that you're making books for, because
Unknown:then you'll know if your concept is full of shit,
Unknown:it's like you'll you would know. Like, if I
Unknown:you know the the friendship one is a difficult example, but it
Unknown:was like, if I was making that for an a different population, I
Unknown:would have no way of assessing if they needed such a thing or
Unknown:if they would do it. But like, as a person, I'm like, That
Unknown:would actually be such a practical, useful skill for so
Unknown:many people, yeah, well, and one thing that I've noticed is not a
Unknown:lot of publishing companies are able to sell books based on
Unknown:their own brand in the same way that microcosm is and they
Unknown:could. Yeah, I'd like to, I'd like to hear more about the
Unknown:intentionality of that for you, and how you compare yourself,
Unknown:and how you think that maybe even bigger traditional
Unknown:publishers might be able to do that better, right? Or anyone.
Unknown:And this is the interesting thing is now, like the the major
Unknown:flip now is that the majors have been losing market share over
Unknown:the past 10. Well, depending how you look at it, 100 years, you
Unknown:know, but it's really been down, most visibly in the last five to
Unknown:10. And so I do think it would be harder for them, because, you
Unknown:know, like I said, it's like they know how to do a few things
Unknown:very well, and there's a lot of things they don't really know
Unknown:how to do, you know, but for even a medium sized,
Unknown:independent, you know, even for like, a company with 100
Unknown:employees, you could still do the same thing that we do,
Unknown:which is essentially to develop so that all,
Unknown:maybe not quite all, but every you know, each of your imprints
Unknown:would have sort of a coherent set of messaging and would
Unknown:appeal to, maybe not every book would be bought by every person,
Unknown:but they would at least, like have a friend that would relate
Unknown:with it, you know. And there is, sort of, like, some ideological
Unknown:underpinnings to the whole thing, and, and I don't even
Unknown:know, you know, it's fascinating, because it's like,
Unknown:if you looked at most small.
Unknown:Presses that is there
Unknown:to a point, right? You know, like, you'll see that up until
Unknown:the point when they sign with a distributor and don't need to
Unknown:represent themselves, and then they're being sold, like in a
Unknown:catalog with 100 other publishers, at which point
Unknown:they're not only doing, you know, books for a certain
Unknown:audience. They're like, Oh, I got a pitch for this other thing
Unknown:that seemed interesting to us, so we did that too. So you is
Unknown:that, that extra inch, or that gender sec, that makes it so
Unknown:some people go all the way and some people don't, is just like,
Unknown:sticking with it, once you get scaled up, I think it's hard. So
Unknown:I, you know, I mean as to the why? I think, I think it is just
Unknown:like, it's very hard. So, like, my
Unknown:I then this was the thing that I really enjoyed about working
Unknown:with the distributors, is that we got to hang out with all the
Unknown:other publishers. You know, we got to, like, have those moments
Unknown:where so, like, when Morrissey was writing his autobiography.
Unknown:He had, like, a contract fallout with little brown, and I got to
Unknown:hang out with the guy from that publisher, as he, like, shook
Unknown:his head and cursed Morris name.
Unknown:I was like, oh yes, you know. But, and, you know. And it was
Unknown:very funny. But on another level, it's like, it helps to
Unknown:understand, like, the sort of the thought curve that's
Unknown:happening for all of them, you know, where? And like, there was
Unknown:nobody, well, I mean, we always joke that there is no other
Unknown:microcosm, because there isn't, you know, and so, and it is
Unknown:fascinating, because, like, we just don't have competition in
Unknown:that way, that, because nobody is really doing what we do,
Unknown:whatsoever. But, you know, you'll see, like, a similar
Unknown:sized company that does, like, only books about photography,
Unknown:like how to do photography, or they'll publish, like, books of
Unknown:photography, or, you know, things like that. So it's more
Unknown:subject based than ideology, yeah, yeah. And that works
Unknown:really well, you know, because they then they have, like, a
Unknown:coherent, you know, so their brand matters to the trade. It
Unknown:doesn't matter to the consumer. Like, the only thing that
Unknown:matters to the consumer is they're, like, I was needing a
Unknown:book about how to take better product photography or better
Unknown:portraits, or better, you know, iPhone photography, or whatever,
Unknown:right? You know, they don't actually care who the publisher
Unknown:is, because that's not a relevant part of the book,
Unknown:right? You know, what they care about is, like, I have a need.
Unknown:This book fulfills that need, whether that need is an
Unknown:emotional need or a practical need, you know? And and so what
Unknown:then makes that process fall apart is the publisher gets
Unknown:bored, because they've done this for a number of years. It's a
Unknown:very hectic, very contextual job where you have to juggle tons of
Unknown:crap all the time, and you're constantly just putting out
Unknown:fires. So then you get like a submission that you're like, Oh,
Unknown:this is interesting. It has nothing to do with the rest of
Unknown:what we do, but maybe we'll do it anyway, just kind of letting
Unknown:your personal, like interest get in the way of staying on brand,
Unknown:yeah, and something that's like, compelling but wrong, right, you
Unknown:know, and I have certainly fallen prey to that myself and
Unknown:or I know definitely when I was less, when I was easier,
Unknown:hoodwinked. I would definitely allow myself to be hoodwinked by
Unknown:people on occasion with their pitch. And fortunately, these
Unknown:things are now all years in the past. That's good, but you'll
Unknown:see that a lot, where something is just like an absolute, like
Unknown:sore thumb in somebody's list well, and you had the story
Unknown:about the Jane Goodall book that I read, and cringe and you know,
Unknown:and it's like a cool book, but it is definitely a moment where
Unknown:people tried to warn us. Boy, did they ever well? And you
Unknown:would think so you you got a book by Jane Goodall about just
Unknown:it was a nature book. I forget what the so she, Jane Goodall,
Unknown:created a fellowship program for a local boy who was healing
Unknown:animals that he would find in the woods, right? And she
Unknown:created this whole like scholarship for him. And then
Unknown:they did a, I believe was Discovery Channel, or maybe it
Unknown:was the nature channel. I think it was Discovery Channel program
Unknown:with him and about him, and,
Unknown:and, you know, really, like, thought this kid was really
Unknown:cool. Yeah, he is Yeah, and, and, you know, and then he
Unknown:would, like, be the one where the pet store would call him
Unknown:when they had a sick animal that they couldn't figure out how to
Unknown:deal with it. And then when he adopted a Rhea, which is like a
Unknown:cousin of an ostrich, it's the, it's the character that the Road
Unknown:Runner TV show is based on. Oh, cute. He adopted one, which is,
Unknown:like, bigger than any person I know to live in their family's
Unknown:home, you know, when he was a child,
Unknown:you know, and did he ride it around with a little saddle?
Unknown:Yeah?
Unknown:No, no, they're very they're actually very frail. Oh, and so,
Unknown:and that's the other part where, like, they don't really exist in
Unknown:North America except for meat, okay, and so. And then I'm sure
Unknown:it's, like, a very expensive meat, because, like, I've never
Unknown:heard of it, yeah, and and so what they did was, you know,
Unknown:they had to basically, like, rebuild their entire home to
Unknown:like, for this and, yeah, for this bird to exist and to live
Unknown:safely. And so it's like, a lot of photos of the bird, and like,
Unknown:sort of the stories, and, you know, I can kind of see how you
Unknown:would be able to
Unknown:meld, mend yourself, or, like, tie yourself in a pretzel. To
Unknown:think that that would go in with this list, though, because it's
Unknown:like, well, it's a little unique and, like, weird and
Unknown:down to earth, connected to things like, I can see how that
Unknown:would be. Well, it's not that off brand kind of still works,
Unknown:and it's Jane Goodall. So you would think, with a name like
Unknown:that, you can do absolutely anything. And she is very sweet
Unknown:lady. I really, I mean, I had very positive,
Unknown:you know, experience with that. But the issue is, sort of, she
Unknown:has a foundation now. She cannot control the foundation. The
Unknown:foundation is like, it's like an independent creature that is
Unknown:sort of out from underneath her, yeah, so they had, they told her
Unknown:what to do about the way that the book came across. Well, they
Unknown:just don't want to, like, use their membership to promote the
Unknown:book. And they don't want, you know, even though it's like, her
Unknown:name, um, their organization, and then her personal passion
Unknown:has become climate change, which is a very real problem, yeah,
Unknown:and, you know? And so I think event, you know, she, like,
Unknown:definitely put energy and effort behind it.
Unknown:And, you know, but she's not doing a whole lot of book
Unknown:signings. And what does she know? And, yeah, that's the
Unknown:other issue. She's very old, yeah, I don't, I think she's in
Unknown:her 80s. I mean, her heyday was really quite a while the 70s,
Unknown:you know, maybe before that.
Unknown:And so, like, was when she was doing her primate work and, and
Unknown:so it's not anything like that, I thought, you know, and, but
Unknown:it's more the issue is just like, we don't publish books
Unknown:like that, right? Like, we're not a nature publisher, you
Unknown:know? And I was really trying to package it like a gift book and
Unknown:make it work, and it just wasn't working. Just didn't work. And,
Unknown:you know, we got many, I mean, we did Barnes and Noble did it
Unknown:as like a face up promotion on their tables for the holiday.
Unknown:And that was probably the most copies we sold.
Unknown:If that didn't work, pretty depressing. Yeah. And I don't
Unknown:know how many, how much time you spend in Barnes and Noble, but
Unknown:they can, it can feel like a graveyard sometimes, yeah. I
Unknown:mean, in a lot of ways, it kind of is, yeah, yeah. And so
Unknown:that's, I mean, because they were the ones that lost the
Unknown:biggest chunk to Amazon, yeah, you know. So that's where
Unknown:people, you know, people going in on price, that's where they
Unknown:go. And then you know the constant weekly drama of Barnes
Unknown:Noble also, yeah, yeah, right. Be fun to follow. Oh yeah. I
Unknown:enjoyed that. As you you have listened to our our podcast, you
Unknown:know that we do like sprinkling some drama in there from time to
Unknown:time. Yeah, it's but yeah. So it's just like, you want to make
Unknown:sure that you know, and that was the other thing, is, like, I'm
Unknown:not a I don't buy nature books. Like, I would never buy a book
Unknown:like this. And I think that was the other problem, where it
Unknown:didn't come through authentically to the audience
Unknown:that it needed to land with. Because the rest of your books
Unknown:are books that you ask yourself whether you would buy or not,
Unknown:yeah, yeah. And it's like, and then, like, I was actually
Unknown:reading a book this morning before I got here that someone
Unknown:had recommended to me, and it's a book about, like, life skills
Unknown:for autistic people, or at least that's how it was pitched to me.
Unknown:But it's by a medical doctor, written to sort of parents, and
Unknown:it sort of writes about us like we're incapable of ever taking
Unknown:care of ourselves or just learning takes agency away.
Unknown:Yeah, and, you know, and it's like, if you remember that show
Unknown:life goes on in the 80s where they had, like the main
Unknown:character had Down syndrome, and the rest of the family basically
Unknown:treated him like he couldn't ever have a life, you know. And
Unknown:so it was like, anytime somebody wanted to date him, they were
Unknown:like, This person is just taking advantage of you. And that's
Unknown:kind of, you know. And so it's like, this is a book where I'm
Unknown:like, I haven't looked it up yet, but I would hope, for all
Unknown:intents and purposes, that it failed a miserable death,
Unknown:because it's like, who, you know, like anybody that buys
Unknown:that book buys that book out of self hatred, you know, yeah, and
Unknown:it feels like that kind of way of relating to the world is, is
Unknown:passe also just, I don't think that's the future. It's not
Unknown:contemporary, certainly, but so that, you know, that's like the
Unknown:best, like most important feedback device, you know.
Unknown:Advice I would have is, like, does it feel authentic? Like,
Unknown:would it resonate with you? Would you buy this book? You
Unknown:know?
Unknown:Okay, well, moving on to a different subject.
Unknown:I mean, that's what interests me the most, to be completely
Unknown:honest, is like, is like selections, how you select
Unknown:books, how you but I would like to talk a little bit about
Unknown:Amazon. Sure you don't do it anymore. It's over. Oh yeah.
Unknown:That was a big like, wasn't it, like the headline of one of the
Unknown:publishers weekly emails that came out, like, in November.
Unknown:Think it was Shelf Awareness, okay, yeah. Cuz I remember
Unknown:seeing that and being like, Oh yeah, they're they're right
Unknown:here, right? That's cool. So how's it working out? It's been
Unknown:amazing. It's been it's like, and every day I like, you know,
Unknown:we have sort of, like, the attempt in the offices to be
Unknown:quiet and to, like, not interrupt each other verbally.
Unknown:But I, like, ran through the building being, like, announcing
Unknown:that our experiment is it's so fascinating because so for
Unknown:perspective, like how it works is so we're we publish,
Unknown:we're the publisher we print in Illinois. Those books used to
Unknown:get freighted to Tennessee, where they would then be shipped
Unknown:to the various Amazon warehouses, the primary one
Unknown:being in Hebron, Kentucky, and then those would be then
Unknown:distributed around the world, etc, etc. And so that contract
Unknown:ended in January. So now all of the books go from the printer to
Unknown:Portland, just behind where we're sitting, you know, in a
Unknown:adjacent building, and they and then we ship them ourselves to
Unknown:the places that they're going, you know. And,
Unknown:I mean, you know. So it's like wholesalers and bookstores and
Unknown:gift stores and individual readers and etc, etc. And so
Unknown:we then that gave us the first opportunity to not sell to
Unknown:Amazon. You know, when we first started selling to Amazon?
Unknown:I can't remember the year exactly, but it was circa 2000
Unknown:say, 2000 okay, they got a 24% discount off the cover price.
Unknown:Nowadays, I am contractually not allowed to tell you what
Unknown:discount we were giving them, but let's say it was a
Unknown:publishing company. It was a multiple of that number. That
Unknown:was not two.
Unknown:Let's say is the discount that they received. Yeah. So
Unknown:ridiculous enough, even if it were and they so that's, you
Unknown:know, in perspective is like Amazon is a retailer, you know,
Unknown:who has argued that they are a wholesaler that needs a
Unknown:wholesale discount. So they and then somehow, by extension of
Unknown:that, they actually get a larger discount than any other
Unknown:wholesaler. And then they argue that they need advertising money
Unknown:from for the sake of listing and selling the book like any other
Unknown:retailer does, right? And so by the end,
Unknown:you're you're just giving it to them, basically for the cost of
Unknown:printing production and author royalty, you know. And so it
Unknown:just made, made no sense for us, because the only time that we
Unknown:would want to be there is when we had a publicity hit where,
Unknown:like, we had an author on NPR Weekend Edition, and they
Unknown:directed all of the sales through Amazon, which is just
Unknown:such a bummer. Yeah, you know that? And it's like, NPR, you
Unknown:know, like, it's like, owned by the public. Like, we should, we
Unknown:think they'd know better, you know. Like, that's the last
Unknown:place they should send you, you know. And so it was a little
Unknown:tough, you know, it's but most months, Amazon was 1% of our
Unknown:sales net, you know, and, you know. And then sometimes, when
Unknown:we have something like that, it would spike to, like, 8% right,
Unknown:right, which is large enough to be annoying, you know, yeah, and
Unknown:it's but it sounds like for you, it wasn't that big of a loss,
Unknown:no, no, it was a gain. And so that was my, my joke in Shelf
Unknown:Awareness is that I was like, why would you work with such an
Unknown:uncooperative account that is such a small piece of your pie?
Unknown:Yeah? Yeah. It's just not worth it, you know, because, and I,
Unknown:you know, and I said that, knowing that most publishers,
Unknown:that's 30, 40% of their business, sometimes, dare I hope
Unknown:not more than that, you know, and that so those numbers has
Unknown:just like, why? And I don't, you know, we definitely debated it
Unknown:in the office. We were like, who, Whose idea was this, not to
Unknown:do it anymore. I don't, and it may well have been my idea. I
Unknown:don't remember, but just a rose organically from everyone. And
Unknown:then we, when we thought about it, we were just like, we could
Unknown:do this, you know, and, and we have a few other.
Unknown:Sort of veteran employees, and they were like, we, you know,
Unknown:like, you can't really keep them from getting there, but you can
Unknown:keep from giving that to them on their terms, yeah. And you can
Unknown:keep from giving it to them at an extreme discount, right? You
Unknown:know, right? Because whoever's buying it from you and selling
Unknown:it to them is the one taking the Yeah. And so what'll happen? And
Unknown:so what Amazon has begun doing in recent years is they will
Unknown:order through a wholesaler when the publisher has no supply, and
Unknown:then, you know, they adjust the price accordingly. But a lot of
Unknown:it is they're using like surge pricing and demand pricing and
Unknown:things like that, you know. And so what we found, you know, then
Unknown:we had no idea if they would just stop listing our books at
Unknown:all, but we had so they were selling 1000 to 2000 a month of
Unknown:unfuck your brain, you know, on Amazon. And so that was
Unknown:fascinating, because we were like, well, they're gonna keep
Unknown:selling it. They're not gonna just be like, Oh, can't, you
Unknown:know, because Amazon is smart, if they are anything. So they're
Unknown:not going to be like, Oh, no longer available. Keep hitting
Unknown:reorder. It's not coming in. They're going to, like,
Unknown:investigate where else to get it. Yeah, you know, for for the
Unknown:cheap and so the the most fascinating thing that happened,
Unknown:and I think it happened in the last few weeks, is that, you
Unknown:know, they had gone from saying, you know, we expect this title
Unknown:to be back in stock in about three months, to figuring out
Unknown:that they were never going to get more in stock. And then they
Unknown:eventually gave the buy button to Powells for those books, all
Unknown:right, and so and so. Like the books are full price on Amazon,
Unknown:but if you go into Powell's, it's like, 10 or 15% off. So
Unknown:it's actually cheaper to buy it from powells.com than it is the
Unknown:buy it from Amazon, or better yet, to buy it from us. That's
Unknown:great. And, you know? And so that was, like, one of those
Unknown:moments, you know. So that was my, like, big announcement to
Unknown:the staff, where I was like, we have one like, we you know, it's
Unknown:like, that weird experiment that everybody was like, what are you
Unknown:gonna do? Are you
Unknown:gonna be okay? We're gonna celebrate, right? Yeah, they're
Unknown:like, I'll bring you a sandwich when you're hungry. It's cold,
Unknown:you know? It actually worked out perfectly. And then the weirder
Unknown:part was the new books they were ordering all the and who knows
Unknown:how, probably through Baker, but you know, that's not that's all
Unknown:like opaque, so you don't actually know, right? But we
Unknown:could dig a little bit to find out. But so they began listing
Unknown:our spring books, which we had sent them no data for. So they
Unknown:were doing their homework to find them. Wow. And then they
Unknown:were doing their homework to, you know, begin taking pre
Unknown:orders for them. And so now this will be a fascinating part of it
Unknown:to, like, see what happens. You know, are they gonna sell every
Unknown:copy at a loss at some point? Because they're definitely
Unknown:announcing some of the books at far below retail, right? You
Unknown:know, 30, 40% off, you know? So it's like they're so strange.
Unknown:We'll see, you know, and that's their whole thing. And then, I
Unknown:don't know if you saw like the did you see the fourth quarter
Unknown:reports? No, it was really awesome. It was like their sales
Unknown:were up, but they had so over promise they would be even more
Unknown:up that their stock fell because
Unknown:people were like, you promised record earnings, you know. And
Unknown:so it's, it's fascinating. And then, you know, and then it's
Unknown:like, the amount of their business that is books shrank
Unknown:even more right in their pie chart, you know. But that, and I
Unknown:just thought it was hilarious that I was like, wow, even,
Unknown:like, even the a
Unknown:global monopoly, like the largest retailer in the world,
Unknown:it's like it could never grow fast enough to satisfy the
Unknown:stockholders. No, of course not. And especially when it's and
Unknown:then, like, if you've read all the like consumer speculation
Unknown:stuff, it's like they will never be able to raise their prices
Unknown:enough to actually make money by selling things until they have
Unknown:no competition.
Unknown:Well, I mean, that explains a lot. So that's why they just
Unknown:keep slashing and then, you know, and it's like, the same
Unknown:thing where it's like, it's, you know, the the figure is, like,
Unknown:it'll be, you know, if we raised all prices by 4% we can make all
Unknown:goods in the US, but, like, the consumer is not willing to pay
Unknown:that extra 4% right? If it's available for less, but it's
Unknown:like, if, even so, the consumer is not willing to spend the
Unknown:extra, like, 3% price hike on average, which Amazon would need
Unknown:to become profitable in their retail division? I didn't
Unknown:realize that that was such a long game for them. I thought it
Unknown:was very long game. And it's like, you know, but it's the The
Unknown:fascinating part to me is that I'm like, There's money being
Unknown:made at the top, for sure. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And, you know,
Unknown:but it's just like, all, like, liquid assets, where they're
Unknown:like, it's all speculated money. Like, they don't need to be a
Unknown:solvent company
Unknown:to do that.
Unknown:You know. So that is and, you know, and they do make money on
Unknown:web services, right? Follow all this stuff, but, you know, so
Unknown:it's not like it's totally a shell game or anything like
Unknown:that, but it is completely fascinating to look at it that
Unknown:way. And so that was kind of the other thing where, and I did, I
Unknown:saw another, I think it was the Wall Street Journal, maybe,
Unknown:where it just said, like, online consumer spending was just
Unknown:moving away from every other retailer to Amazon, right? Yes,
Unknown:and that how hard it was to do online retail. And I was like,
Unknown:our online retail is, I mean, we definitely had some bum years,
Unknown:like 2011 or so, 2012 but now it's just like, way up, you
Unknown:know, yeah, well, and you have a subscription program too now,
Unknown:right? Yeah, and we've had that since, I think, 2007
Unknown:or, Oh, okay, maybe, and, but it was fascinating to watch how,
Unknown:you know? I mean, it's more like when we do events, when we do
Unknown:certain things like it results in a lot of web sales, yeah,
Unknown:just from your site in particular. And because, yeah,
Unknown:and what happens is, you know, they'll go to their local
Unknown:bookstore, they'll see that they don't have it, they'll order
Unknown:from us. That's great. And I think that's why our Amazon
Unknown:sales have always been so low, is because, you know, we've sort
Unknown:of trained our customers and our fans and our authors to be like,
Unknown:This is where you go to buy the book, right? Well, that's great,
Unknown:yeah.
Unknown:Okay, so we're running out of time. Okay, let's do
Unknown:just if you have any advice for someone who I mean, obviously
Unknown:you wrote a whole book about it. Sorry, but what would you
Unknown:a little what would be like the main piece of advice you would
Unknown:give someone force who wanted to start their own publishing
Unknown:company, so you really want to find a vacant niche, just not
Unknown:just for your books, but like something that you could wrap
Unknown:your whole company around and and you really, you know, people
Unknown:really,
Unknown:we call it the ground game here, where, which is just like
Unknown:showing up, you know, it's like going to conferences and doing
Unknown:events, and, you know, just like hanging out, and not just like
Unknown:making a website and building your SEO, it's like, right? You
Unknown:know, it's like you want and so, like, we did tours for years and
Unknown:things like that to just kind of, you know, tell people that
Unknown:we exist, yeah? And I feel like that's the part that, you know,
Unknown:it's work. People don't always want to do it, yeah, that's
Unknown:gonna take up a lot of your weekends, right? And, but that's
Unknown:kind of how you make it work on the other hand, you know? And so
Unknown:I would say, you know, like, and you want to make the kind of
Unknown:thing where you can build a ground game around it, right?
Unknown:And so there's a local publisher, Eraserhead, that is
Unknown:has is really good at that. So they do bizarro fiction, and
Unknown:they have just and they have their own, like, convention for
Unknown:bizarro, bizarro con and, you know, and so and those. But
Unknown:similarly to M preg, those books are very like, have an audience.
Unknown:They sell. People are into it. I read the haunted vagina. Okay,
Unknown:is that them? Is that eraser hat, or is that a racer hat or
Unknown:different? I think it might be one of their imprints, of which
Unknown:they have. I believe six. It was set in Portland. I do remember
Unknown:that much. And so that Well, partly hardly in a magical land
Unknown:inside of a woman's vagina,
Unknown:right? But in Portland, but in Portland. And so they, they
Unknown:have, they do it really well in that, like when you think of
Unknown:bizarro fiction, you would probably think of them first,
Unknown:right, you know. And there are definitely, like, people dipping
Unknown:their toe into that genre now, but that's the kind of the way
Unknown:that you would want to found a small press, is to be like, how
Unknown:do you like? What will people think of when they think of you
Unknown:like, what are your interests that resonate that where you
Unknown:know you want to have an audience, where there's at least
Unknown:5000 people, you know, ideally 50,000 but you know you Yeah,
Unknown:because it's like, they're not all gonna buy your books, but
Unknown:they'll all talk about your books right, paying attention to
Unknown:what you're doing. And so you know, it's like, and I didn't
Unknown:really understand that fully when I was younger. And, you
Unknown:know, I definitely wasn't like, of that mind, or like thinking,
Unknown:you know, because I wasn't intending the microcosm to be a
Unknown:business like, I was thinking more of it as, like, something
Unknown:that would be like, useful resources. And so I wasn't like,
Unknown:you know, I was really, like, thinking within subculture, and
Unknown:not really thinking like broader based development. And so it's
Unknown:kind of the thing too, where then you realize that with time,
Unknown:you won't just sell your stuff to like people that love bizarro
Unknown:fiction. There are, like, adjacent populations, right? You
Unknown:know, like there are people that are not quite up.
Unknown:Heard of that, but they get it, you know. And they aren't going
Unknown:to buy everything that you do, but they're going to be like,
Unknown:this is a really cool book, you know, and that, and so, and I
Unknown:think, like, a lot of the stuff that I did when I was younger
Unknown:was, like, not really bringing those people in. I was, like,
Unknown:developing in a way that was fairly repelling, you know,
Unknown:even. And so to sort of figure out, you know, like, because
Unknown:he's like, you know, it's like one thing to be like a cool
Unknown:clubhouse, but like a cool clubhouse also feels kind of
Unknown:like you're not welcome. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, that's,
Unknown:that's a good way to
Unknown:think about it, all right. Well, we're gonna wrap it up. Do you?
Unknown:Where can people find you? So our we have a retail walk in
Unknown:spot at 2752 North Williams Avenue in Portland. If you're
Unknown:inside that large vagina of Portland, if you're not, you can
Unknown:go to microcosm dot pub, and that's where you can look at our
Unknown:online store and like, scope out and look at all the various
Unknown:things that we do, yeah, and we'll link it all on on our
Unknown:webpage, which by now, should look different
Unknown:by the time of release. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, thank
Unknown:you so much. It was a really great talk. And, yeah, see you
Unknown:later. Thank you. Thanks for listening to the hybrid pub
Unknown:Scout podcast, and this interview we just had with Joe
Unknown:Biel of microcosm. If you are interested in getting a copy of
Unknown:a people's guide to publishing, you can enter our giveaway,
Unknown:either on our website or on Facebook or on Twitter, at
Unknown:hybrid pub scout or go to microcosm dot pub. Grab your
Unknown:copy and whatever else you are interested in on that website,
Unknown:because there's a lot of cool stuff on there. Find us
Unknown:online@hybridpubscout.com
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