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Okay, I want you to call in 1 850 REVIEW ZERO if you know the circle game.

This is not going on the show.

I'll put this at the very end, maybe, but this is not how we're three and a half minutes into the episode.

Chelsey can't breathe.

This is

Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Wow.

Hello.

Well, hello there, and welcome to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing!

Who's

That's a very circular Chelsey Donn.

we're captive on a carousel of life here.

And that's Trey Gerald.

Stay tuned to the very, very end of the episode.

You'll figure out what The fuck just happened?

Uh, but in the meantime, when Chelsey and Trey come together, you know it.

We are your, I know,

It's how many it's whatever episodes in, but we still, oh, you can't.

We can't always stick the landing.

It's fine.

All right, but first, Trey, besides wanting to kill me, is there anything else that you, uh, would like to get off your chest?

Would you like to?

Oh

I would.

And I'm sure that I've discussed before, or maybe you did, paper cuts, but today I want to talk about just cuts on your Middle fucking finger.

Now, okay.

I want to tell you all that I once and Chelsey told the whole Not of a judgey.

What is the slicer thing?

The mandolin.

You told the

my god, yeah.

right?

Well, I had I recently was I was vegetable peeling a lemon and it just kept going and I like sliced, but it sliced like the corner of my thumbnail too, like my thumbnail came off, but that was a while ago now that has gone back, like just yesterday I was digging into the dink, the dink?

I was

taking in the dink.

and the very tip of my like middle finger and my dominant right hand, just something sliced it, it's in such a weird spot that I have to wrap two band aids around it because, Notes Cause it's at the top of the finger.

So like you

We gotta cushion

it's so weird, but, but also the fact that it's the middle finger, like even when I'm sitting here to write and take notes,

gets in the way.

I can't like slide my finger on the paper.

It's like when I was trying to bathe in the shower, it's like, I tried to take, I started with the bandaid off.

But then it kept bleeding, so then I had to like put a bandaid on and then like, I'm holding the soap with the weird F.

It's just like, I understand, I'm fortunate that I have a middle finger.

It would be worse if I didn't, but I'm experiencing what it's like to be, you know, held back from a cut on the middle finger.

It's just, you know, it's just so unfortunate and it, it is that perspective of like, wow, I've never appreciated not having a cut on my middle finger.

So now I will.

That's my

You definitely now will appreciate it when you have it, I hear you.

But I, I had a finger injury like that once and I could never use chopsticks.

I can never

yeah, that would be terrible.

a thing that I struggle with in real life.

Like I just like, I'm very bad at it.

And for whatever reason, I,

the ones with the band aid or the rubber

yeah, it's really embarrassing or I asked for a fork or whatever.

But for whatever reason, one time I got a finger injury.

One time I got a finger injury and all of a sudden I was amazing at using chopsticks.

Really?

It was something about like, I wasn't able to move like a certain finger.

So that finger like had to stay in place.

And that must've been like the anchor finger for a chopstick usage.

Heard that

So sometimes a finger injury could really come in handy, but that's rare.

Well, thank you for that perspective shift, because that's true.

Maybe I should go try a chopstick.

Maybe there's like a special skill you can learn now that like you can't use that finger.

You can be like, wow.

While I was trying to eat Pirate's booty, and I was like, I can't stick this hand into this bag, I have to do it with my left hand.

Maybe I'll become ambidextrous.

yeah, or you gotta get those uh, those

I'm not doing that.

And with that, why don't we, um, jump into an online review, Chelsey?

How do you feel about that?

Review That Review,

As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens.

We bring in internet reviews that we feel need to be inspected.

Why did I write that so weird?

I don't know.

I was trying to save space in the

Do you want me to read it the regular way?

As you know, we are your trusty review queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, break it down, and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

This regal process we call, I was really trying to get, save some space here.

I mean, my goodness.

This is a very regal process that we call.

Assess That Kvetch,

in this delirious state you're in, it's your week, so what have you brought in to have us review?

Okay.

So I don't know if we've talked about this.

I think we have Trey.

There's a restaurant in California called Veggie Grill.

Know about it?

Of course.

Okay, I love Veggie Grill.

It's like a vegan restaurant, but it's kind of like vegan comfort food.

It's not a health restaurant, but it's still vegan, and you can get burgers, mac and cheese, and like these like chicken sandwiches, and they're really good.

And they go there, you know, semi regularly, and I got an email recently from like the CEO that they had been purchased by this company called Next Level Burger, who is apparently like the first plant based Company or whatever.

It's like this big company and they're all about organic and non GMO and all the good things that we want in our restaurants.

But I was just like, do I know these next level burger people?

Like, I don't know if I trust you.

Like I trusted Veggie Grill.

I had a relationship with Veggie Grill.

I don't know you, you know, next level burger.

So I thought I got to go to the internet and see what people are saying about next level burger.

So that's what I did.

So I found a Yelp page for next level burger.

With an overall of 3.

9, which is not where I would want it to be.

This particular location is Concord, California,

Mm hmm.

Mm

this is what they have to say about themselves.

Our burgers, fries, and shakes are 100 percent plant based, burger joint goodness, good for the environment, good for you, served up with love, in warm, friendly, and sustainably built stores that say everything about the NLB commitment to doing what's right for the people and the planet.

Come see us in Concord!

hmm hmm Oh My god

Chicken burger was pretty good, and to be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between that and a real one.

It probably had more sodium than a saltwater fish tank from the Dead Sea at low tide.

Like where the flavors are going with fake meat, But to be honest, if I'm gonna be dipping into my retirement to pay for a meal, I'm gonna just go to the real thing, get a monthly EKG and just drink more kale smoothies, And I'd still probably save money.

Okay.

Charlie G.

Well, Charlie, Charlie has a real point of view about heart health and consuming non plant based food because they mention coronary maybe four times in this like very short review and also they mention retirement twice.

Hmm,

How old do you think, how old do you think Charlie G is?

I don't know Charlie G is like photo is not of them.

So that's not giving us any details It sort of looks like it's like Saturn or something.

I don't know.

Now, I know I come to this conversation biased because I grew up in the south and I grew up with parents that loved fast food and had no shame about that.

So.

I am someone who has had to, like, sort of assess what is the value or lack of value in processed food.

So, anyone that's, like, interested in the conversation, I, like, have respect for, so I respect Charlie G.

being on the journey.

And I also appreciated the random positive in the review about, like, it almost tasted like a normal one, like, I'll be at a lot more salty in taste, I assume.

And obviously I, in my opinion, and I think this is an American conundrum, but any food that's better for you is always so much more expensive.

Like anything organic, any sort of like vegetarian options.

Like it's just so much harder for fresh.

Vegetable, you know, it's going to be expensive, but that is a whole topic for me because I do frequent fast food every now and then.

And like, I'm an American and I've been, my appetite has been trained to eat American sizes.

And like a large size combo isn't enough French fries for me.

And that's like at Burger King.

So I'm imagining if I went to next level burger and I'm paying 10 for the quote unquote large, and it's like 22 French fries, I'm going to be mad about that.

Interesting, I didn't know that about you, Trey.

My college roommate, I think I've probably said this before, used to go to Wendy's and order the Great Biggie Fry, which I didn't even know that that was an option,

mm hmm.

Well, it's not anymore.

but it was for like when we were in college,

until Super Size Me ruined everything.

yeah, until that, anyway,

I have one more question

it was off menu though is the point, the Great Biggie

Yeah, it was a secret.

Yeah.

No, I know.

I very much know.

Oh Charlie G themself mentions In N Out Burger, and this is like a California thing.

The first time I ever heard about In N Out Burger was Queen Latifah talked about how it was the best burgers that existed.

And so in my travels to Los Angeles, I have made Attempts to go and Dave and I went to one and it was very bad.

And that was like a very monopolizing experience.

So I don't remember if I liked it prior to that experience, but specifically the French fries were so bland and bad.

So Chelsey, in your experience as like a Los Angelino.

What is the story of In N Out Fries?

Like, cause they compare, they're like, if I'm going to like be doing this, like, I might as well just save money for my kids and go to In N Out.

Right, well the story of the In N Out Fry is that the In N Out Fry starts its life as a potato.

Hmm.

it is, is they take a potato, live, in the store, at the time of ordering, they put it in like a potato cutter, they boom, they cut the fries, and then they just fry them right up, so I think that they're like supposed to be maybe a little bit healthier, a little better for you, definitely like Fresher.

Also, there are rules around the fries, in my opinion, like if you're going to order fries from In N Out, you must get them well done.

If you're not getting them well done, you're doing it wrong.

And if you're going to,

is good.

yeah, you could also do a cheese fries not bad or an animal style fry, right, is like a pretty good option if you're going to be like sitting somewhere and eating it.

But if you're just doing a grab and go, must well done on the fries.

Do you think like people know that or is that something you've discovered?

I feel, I'm sure I discovered it from somebody that lived in LA like their whole lives or something that did it and then I like adopted it.

Otherwise, they're just like limp

Got it.

Cause in my opinion, I think the best fast food fries are.

No, not for me.

What?

I think it's Five Guys.

I think

Oh, I don't really, I haven't really eaten at Five Guys.

oh my god, Chelsey, it's like so bad, like it's so bad, but I'm obsessed, but equally because they dice up the potatoes there and drop them, and Five Guys has this like philosophy where they scoop the fries into the cup and then they do another scoop into the bag.

that's

you get the bag, it's like greased out, all wet,

because there's like extra fries in

it's always double portion of whatever you order.

Okay, so, alright, so, you, if you were gonna go on a splurge and go get fast food, is In N Out equal for you, like, Charlie?

Is that, like, what you would be comparing, like, the healthy option to, or no?

I mean, I think that the only fast food that I have an emotional attachment to is McDonald's because I grew up going but like I also like Try not to because there's another part of my brain That's just like one food documentary away from being a vegetarian and so like that part of my brain every time I drive Bye.

I'm like, I can't, I can't, I can't.

So I feel like there is a part of me that feels like if I were to go to fast food and allow myself to do it, it might be in and out.

Not because I like it so much better, but because it is supposed to be like fresher, like better, like higher quality ingredients.

Like that's their whole motto.

So maybe like mentally that would make me feel better.

But I can't say that I like it.

Love an In N Out burger the way that I feel like people that live here that have grown up with like that being their jam Love it, and I can respect that but

And maybe part of that is Charlie G's history

yeah, it sounds like it

All right, so,

Do you think the two stars were because it tasted like grilled chicken

possibly and that next sentence, which is like, I like where the fake meat tastes are going.

But the saltwater thing,

I guess it was very salty because it's fake, right?

Like, I don't know about cooking, but yeah, it's interesting that it's a two star because I'm not hearing much that's redeemable.

right?

Like what is

Other than it kind of tasted like what it's imitating.

But also this is a weird question, but like, how important is that?

Because if you don't eat meat, wouldn't you actually not want it to taste like the imitation,

I mean, I think it depends on like who you are.

Like if you're somebody that may be like you see me That's why I like veggie girl That's why I think this is the right match for veggie girl because veggie girl is kind of for like I'm a meat eater I want to get like chicken nuggets, but instead I'm gonna go to veggie girl and get like vegetarian ones or

Yeah.

Veggie grill is banging.

That's like.

Yeah, so like that's

Veggie Grill was buying

right, but I guess they haven't been doing well for a while.

So anyway,

like an NFL or something, like I was like, Major League Baseball, like, what?

Yeah I

I don't know, to me, the value here is like, it's very pricey, which is an opinion I would have had before even looking.

And that maybe the portions are not as big, but I'm also thinking that might be better for our health, if this is a healthier place, maybe their proportions are going to be more non American portions, so

So then if that's the question, like, is it fair to compare it to In N Out?

Does Next Level Burger have a drive thru, or is it like a sit in experience?

As far as I can tell, it's a sit in experience.

See, so then I don't know, I don't know, but like, I guess if you're comparing fries and a shake and a burger You would think of like a burger place.

I mean, I would just I would consider five guys first, but

I just think any other burger place versus In N Out, sure.

But, like, even Veggie Grill versus In N Out?

Like, would I do that?

Like, I don't think so.

I feel like they're different.

Like, they're similar in that, like, maybe if I have an In N Out craving, I could curb it with a Veggie Grill.

You know, but like, I wouldn't expect VeggieGirl to be In N Out, I would expect VeggieGirl to be VeggieGirl, so I don't know if I trust Charlie

to Charlie G's consistent question here about the cost versus retirement, what are you retiring for if you're hating your life?

more In N Out, I don't know.

Go ahead and have the coronary attack.

Fuck your kids, don't have kids, eat what you want and die, otherwise you're abstaining from what you want to like retire and be miserable because you don't have money?

I don't know.

I'm

I mean, I just think that this is just a joke that like got dragged on too far, right?

Like the ultimate crux of the joke is like, I almost had a heart attack when I saw how expensive your prices were.

I might as well get a heart attack from the In N Out for that matter, or maybe I'm gonna get a heart attack anyway from how much salt you guys are using.

It's just a lot of

But if But if I use In N Out and I spend less money on food, then I'll have more money to give to my kids when I die, because I'll have spent less of it

what you want.

But I'm not a nutritionist, so don't listen to me, I'm just,

Let It Be

I, okay, I'm just thinking here, like, is this gonna stop me from trying NLB?

No,

I don't think so.

I think no, but I do think that I'm, I'm still open to trying it.

My only concern is the salt, but I still wouldn't like not try it.

I just think that like the dead sea, like just the metaphor that we use, I'm like, well, how much, because I don't know if you've ever caught.

metaphor, they get the point

Yeah, like I don't know if you've ever cooked with impossible meat, but impossible meat has like a f ton of salt in it.

So one time I was making a fake meat sauce with impossible meat, and I added a little bit of salt and not realizing that there was so much salt in the meat, and I really did feel like like I'm gonna like puke on this salt water, like it's horrible.

So that did have an impact on me.

That one

but that's my question, when, what is the sacrifice then?

Like, if you're gonna eat the healthier version, then maybe they're putting other bullshit in it, you know, it's like, I, I just, I don't know, I'm not the person to talk about a healthy diet, but like,

Yeah.

I mean, I do think that they are purporting themselves as being like this organic non gmo, You know, like they definitely are advertising as healthy.

So there's something in that discrepancy.

Maybe,

I agree, cause I would not expect it to be high in sodium.

If it's healthier,

Yes.

but I don't feel like there's much compromise at the times I've been to veggie grill.

So that's also like confusing me here because veggie grill seems like a really beautiful compromise, even though I know it's not truly the healthiest of

right.

It's still not healthy.

Like I'm not going there, but for the health necessarily, but I do think

It's the ying and the yang.

Spelling grammar is fine.

fine.

I think they're being truthful.

I think they're being funny to like, I don't know.

Do you think this is going to be typical?

I mean, you said it's 3.

5 or

Yeah, I mean it is a 3.

9.

So maybe it is.

I, I honestly thinking in gazing through the reviews, the major complaint does seem to be the prices, which like I don't really fault them for necessarily, right?

Because I think that like you said I'm gonna know that I'm gonna be paying a premium in this situation.

Yeah,

Yeah,

which to me is like better than the food complaining.

But anyway, should

correct.

That's right.

That's unique info, I

Right.

Yeah.

ish, I guess.

All right.

You wanna crown it?

Yes.

Let's count it.

So, Chelsea and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our ratings.

The Queens are tabulating, Total Score,

Okay.

I'm holding up two crowns.

Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

Trey, you go first.

Why?

Three and a half crowns for Charlie G.

I think I was being a little nitpicky in the assessment but like ultimately it's like I appreciate that they're comparing it to fast food because I can sort of like wrap my head around that and they're sort of introducing the like what is the complex what is the word I'm looking for they're introducing the conundrum of like I want to eat healthier I want to respect my body but God is it at a premium price and it's like I'm getting a smaller portion so like what am I doing like I should I just go to In N Out like if I'm paying this much money like I could get What I actually want for cheap.

You know, it's like quite a conundrum that I even myself feel.

So I actually, I'm going to set three and a half because I think there's valuable points there.

I'm not sure in deducing like maybe Charlie has never attempted to eat healthier.

And so like, it's like the first experience.

So like, you're just going to feel just slightly disappointed, even though they said, You know, the taste was pretty positive, but like, you know, I just don't know that everyone will have this sodium attack experience, but I recognized their point of view as something that rings true to me, so I said three and a half because it's warning me a little bit about the price tag, and I don't know, I'm someone who wants to fucking stuff my face with fries, so now I at least know I need to get a large fry and a small fry.

I don't know.

I don't think it would deter me.

I would be curious to gather my own information.

Chelsey, why did you say two?

I said two because I just don't know if it's a fair comparison.

I hear you and all your points on maybe like this is the first out, you know, outside of the In N Out box that we're really going.

So maybe it's a good analogy for Charlie, but I think personally, it's not really fair to the business to be judging them off In N Out.

They're not In N Out.

They're kind of their own thing.

thing, I think,

That's interesting.

and so that's why I only went with two crowns, but I was definitely pushed with the salt comment, like I'm gonna look at the menu and stuff and look at the sodium.

I'm curious now, so that was worth something, but outside of that not much more value there for me, so two crowns.

Love that.

Well, I hope they come over here to the East Coast.

I want, I want to try.

Yeah, right?

I hope they don't ruin VeggieGrowl.

But wait, there's a reply!

See?

Okay, so, so this isn't like a huge reply.

We don't necessarily have to crown this, but I just wanted to read it because it was there.

It just says, Hi, Charlie.

Thanks for taking the time to leave us some feedback on your recent visit.

The chicken burger is one of my faves, and I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it.

The Nutritional Facts for Sodium can be found on our website if you're interested in knowing exact numbers.

If you'd like to chat further about your visit, we can be reached at con at nextlevelburger.

com.

Con, or com,

Con, like a con artist.

that's a weird email.

I mean, you know, I think that's a perfectly fine reply.

It's sort of like, I like that they're like humanizing by saying like, it's one of my favorites too.

right.

And pulling that positive bit

And also saying, do your own research.

If you want to look at the sodium, go here.

Right.

Yeah, I like that.

It made me feel a little bit, like, safer, like they're not hiding behind anything.

You know,

I agree.

Yeah.

All right.

NLB,

in and check it out.

NLB, NLB,

NLB,

right.

just got here this morning,

Exactly.

All right, Trey.

Well, I think we've done it.

I think we've reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting for?

My Royal Highness,

You can't, can you read this?

Chip Clips?

This is so fucking weird.

I wrote down that I wanted to induct these little chip clips.

That clip, the bag of chips closed.

This is after I mentioned I couldn't stick my hand in because of my finger, and then you do

Oh, yeah.

and now here I am.

Anyway, I just want to say, in many points in my life, I have not had chip clips, because I feel like it's like stupid and who cares, you just get a rubber band, or like you just like crinkle it down and roll it over, but it inevitably will unroll.

Getsdale.

Yes, and these chip clip things, they really keep it sealed, like it really is crazy, like bags of chips and such, will stay fresher, I mean, I know that like this is so stupid, but I like having various things in bags that you can munch on throughout

Sure.

And the advent of chip clips really are a game change.

It's the same as, like, bread, like, you wouldn't just, like, leave your bread out, like, you have to have a bread tie.

Like, we're not Neanderthals.

So, like, it's just something that does make life better.

So, I'm not reinventing the wheel here, but I just, I want to call everyone's attention.

We need to give five crowns to chip clips.

They're very deserving.

And I'm gonna stop taking it for granted.

Also, you can plug your nose, and it hurts.

So, for that, and all of the reasons above, Chip clips, you are my royal highness.

I concur.

Do you think that chip clips owes residuals to the clothesline, um,

Oh, clothespins!

clothespins?

Oh my god, remember those brown Wait, because there's two kinds of clothespins.

There's the solid ones that have a slit.

The pressure will stick out.

Those are like old timey, like, old timey.

And then they have the little wooden ones that have the spring.

I'm thinking of wood with spring.

Yes, I think that that's I mean, I feel like my grandmother had those.

Right?

They were just like, we need like a clothesline pin, but we need it to be a little wider with a little bit of a bigger spring to go around chips.

Mine has a magnet on it, good

Oh, cause you could say, yeah, you could stick it on the fridge.

I love them,

Yeah, I love good chip clip.

I'm pro chip clip for sure.

also you mentioned earlier the dip chip or whatever you were saying,

The dip chip.

the, the tongs that you

Oh, I did this.

Oh, this snack dip.

snack dip, right, it's so weird all this together,

I

well we did it Queen, that was another round on the R U A R Q Ferris Wheel of I'm Swimming in the Dead Sea of Sodium Salt,

that's right, we are, we're on the Carousel of Life, Trey.

Thank you for joining us today.

If you like what you heard, please, tell a friend.

and if you did not like what you heard on the Carousel of Life, Tell an enemy.

Alright, you guys, on this week's After Show, Chelsey and I are gonna be rating a one star Amazon review for a shower cap.

What could go wrong there?

What could go wrong with the shower cap?

I wonder why this was said though.

We're showing you here, but we're not gonna say out loud, because it's only gonna be teased here if you actually are watching the After Show.

We're not gonna verbally

But if you are watching the after show, just for

You can kind of Well, that's your address, honeybun.

Delete that.

Ha!

I should have covered it.

I wonder that

Yeah, I don't know.

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I'm going to play this uninterrupted.

I don't think I can, it'll be too long.

This is about five minutes of Chelsey and Trey talking about Joni Mitchell before we started today's episode.

Just,

didn't know we were recording for the record.

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Is this a kid's song?

Or a real Is this like Miley Cyrus?

You never

What?

Is this like CircleCircleDotDot?

know.

What is the circle?

Is this like from the Brady Bunch movie?

Clowns never laughed before,

No, but we should probably, are we recording?

never flew, Yes, we're recording because you started talking off mic, which is a rule we don't break.

are those two episodes ago, in between, and I was so mad at you and I made you discuss it on the after show, do you remember?

I don't know why you want to drop golden nuggets.

Joni Mitchell!

we're recording.

Sounds familiar.

Yeah.

What's it called?

Circle game.

And the seasons, they go round and round, And the pains and ponies go up and down, We're captains

Like a carousel.

carousel, Right?

We can't be turned,

Mm hmm circle of life.

move, We find from where we came, And go round and round,

Why are we doing this?

I just wanted you to explain

Wait, what made you think of this song, pray

because we were, Oh, because we were talking about how fast time is moving and it's just like, it's always happening.

And I was like, yeah, it's like a circle game and you didn't get the reference.

And I was like, what?

And then I

Joni Mitchell's, like, biggest hit?

Trey, you're going to embarrass me in front of my family.

I don't know, like, um, music facts really, but what's your

Yeah, okay, I don't know any of this, but I can't imagine that song being on the radio.

Like, that cannot be one of her hits.

It was like so sleepy.

I want you to call in 1 850 REVIEW ZERO if you know the circle games, okay, uh,

I'll put this at the very end, maybe, but this is not how, we're three and a half minutes into the episode.

Chelsey can't breathe.

This is, I think that, I think that the headache has turned into, um, insanity.

okay, alright, we're here, we're here, 3 2 1, okay,

it's irrelevant at this point, but we might as well for consistency.

Okay.

gosh, she's on struggle, she's struggling today, alright,

All right.

We're ready?

yes, okay,

Three.

I need a drink,

Water.

Mm hmm.

You're so good at that.

Oh my god, we're capped upon a garrison of life, Trey, all right, three, two,

one.

whew!