03 March 2023

Family Potluck

The One with Angela Jolene - Granddaddy Purple -- Episode 1

In the first episode of Family Potluck, the hosts decide to dispense with a standard intro for their shows, dad finds out how to say Angelina Jolie's name, and there's something about pentagons.

Cannabis Info

• Strain: Granddaddy Purple
• Grower: Aloha Botanics
• Consumption method: Pre-rolled joint

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Okay.

Let's just give this a go I guess.

So

yeah, we should get big garbage bags so we can,

For what?

over the chairs, like a.

A chair sock.

Oh, just so we have like our dry,

dry zone without towels coming everywhere.

What's the red about?

It means it's recording.

Test.

2, 3, 1, Test.

1, 2, 3.

Go again.

I do again.

I do it.

Go la la, la.

Beep beep, beep.

Beep.

Can you cough?

I'm saving that for the Jay

what?

What do we have today?

Uh, yeah, it's on the tube if you want to read it.

I can't.

Oh shit.

My eyeballs are old.

So.

Yeah.

Granddaddy something.

Granddaddy.

Purple Grand by Aloha Botanic.

I think that's what it says.

Shit.

My eyes old.

Yeah.

Granddaddy Purple

Granddaddy purple Aloha Botanics.

Premium flower only.

Pre-roll.

Naturally.

Sun grown past the eye.

And naturally I have a hack attack

total THC

18.36 C B D 0.09.

Hack attack.

You'll always be sweet bud to me.

I guess.

I guess let's just give it.

I can probably fix volume issues and Oh, it's a pre-roll.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, Dude

you had this a pre-roll and it's sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

At least

it's not as, It's cold as last night.

I wish it was clear as last night.

Yeah, that was nice.

We call for heavy,

told, Yeah.

It's sneaky.

Sneaky.

You think you're in the clear and hack

attack.

Well, yeah.

Like it's, At first it's like,

well, oh, this is fine.

It's fine until the second bump.

Nice.

Then it's lung hacking city.

He.

Yeah, someone asked, Tell him it dislodged your lung

It was a good idea to

move forward a little bit.

Well, that way we're not entirely in the drip zone.

Yeah.

I mean, it, it really don't matter.

It's going to drip to the right or left.

Either way.

Do you think we should get something different for the season?

I don't know what we'd get.

I don't know either.

Eh, It's doing okay.

We just have to remember to, to put it down it when it gets windy

come home and it's in the top of the tree or something.

Yeah.

I mean it's, It's filled like it's weighted, but

still.

I put on my compression gloves keep hands a little warmer tonight.

Did you cut the two fingers?

Eh, they're all, It's a whole fingerless glove thing.

It's, These are my compression, but there's grips

. Dad: I think a J would melt that.

Oh damn.

You're so gassy tonight.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

If this is our first official, we forgot to, Like an introduction.

We started smoking right away.

. Dad: Well, that's how we do it.

We don't need an introduction.

That's I'm Jay, you're K?

I'm K.

He's Jay.

We're smoking at the Family Potluck.

Well, most podcasts,

most shit.

Well let podcasts do an intro and an outro, you know, like an intro.

Then at the end they're like, Okay, see you next time.

Whatever.

What you want to be like everybody else?

No.

Okay, we're good.

All right.

They don't like our intro.

They can suck it.

I liked our intro.

Simple.

This is good

Weed.

Granddaddy been aged bit, been around long while.

Yeah.

You know, this would be the first recording I've ever done.

You've never recorded your voice before?

I don't think so.

Maybe Hmm.

When I was a kid, possibly.

Cassette or something.

What?

I mean, you've left voicemails before.

That's kind of like recording your voice.

Who hears somebody's voicemail?

Oh, well, yeah.

How often do you hear your intro?

Hmm?

After you make it, you don't ever hear it.

Yeah.

And you're leaving a voicemail for someone else, so it's not

like you're listening to it.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Of course.

I mean, this is a little wet.

It doesn't have the bite that Snoop Dog had.

Oh, Snoop's dream.

We smoked both of those pre-rolls,

didn't we?

Mm-hmm.

Damn.

It was slow coming on.

I mean, we'd almost finished the joint for it.

Really started.

Yeah.

Cuz you were

like, this is a small joint,

but it wasn't.

Shorter.

Guess shorter.

That's it.

Really a little fatter.

I'm surprised somebody hasn't put in play Weeds R Us.

It's a grow facility, a cure facility.

You know, they grow it there, they cure it there.

It's all very nice and it's generational.

So as surveys come back in, which we need to introduce surveys,

you mean like well weed survey.

We'd have to make up some cool, one off, one of one posters

so each shop gets their own.

Oh, damn.

What we're talking about posters.

Dammit.

Well, I got my blanket all wet on the

ground.

So people that walk in the shops here a poster and our website to make comments

or email to make comments who do a

wicked our podcast.

Right.

Can't be the a dozen weed shops.

You know?

Be pretty.

Yeah.

Just say, Hey, would you put this up in your shop?

We got a weed show.

If it's really a kick ass poster and with our creativity, yeah, sh we could

do some cool, some wicked shit posters.

How would you depict wicked shit?

some shit with like little horns, I dunno.

Yeah, it's pretty gnarly out.

Honestly.

I would prefer like last night where it was cold, but at least it was dry.

Yeah.

And the view was nice.

Shit.

Killer view.

Yeah.

As Damn,

I usually never

choke out this bad.

I should never choke at.

You shouldn't look at God.

I guess it's because of my reduction.

I've reduced my intake to basically what we smoke out here.

Yeah, that's true.

I was getting a little saturated, so yeah, my slow slow it down.

Mm-hmm.

you know it's good weed.

When you're gun shy about taking the next hit.

You're hesitant because you know what it could do, Could

leave your lung on your lap.

Yeah,

this is tricky weed.

Here

it is

maybe a blend of this with Snoop Dog, but this don't appear to

be too wet and Snoop didn't appear.

Too wet.

No, this and the glue or duct tape.

Like the glue or No, no, no, no, no.

Well cuz that was pretty wet.

Mendo breath was

Duct tape's real wet.

Mendo Mendo breath is our drying up weeds.

I've been using Mendo breath and what's the other one?

Um, Duct tape.

Chem Rose a

Oh, Chem Rose

A I've been using those two because they tend to be,

Super dry, super hot smokers.

They do a good job, but they get low marks for comfortable smoke.

That's my goal.

Just a simple occasional hack.

I liked glue or duct tape for comfortable.

Although Snoop's dream was

comfortable

takes a minute to come on, but boy, I tell you what,

that was the closest I think I've come to full on

like potato head, like totally.

I'll find that.

Couch potato, Weed eight.

In firsthand witness and observe a note how you go.

There's a technique to couching it where you just kind of glide in and disappear.

Especially on you guys' couch.

Holy Mac, you get lost in that damn thing.

Melt into the couch.

Oh man.

So last night I did that and fully fell asleep with my clothes.

My glasses on.

The light's

on.

You passed out.

Straight up.

Passed out.

Snoop kicked your ass.

It was good though.

No, no.

Last night was the glue.

Snoop's dream was like night before.

Co.

Yeah, I

think.

Because we had the blended stuff.

When did we go Tuesday?

When did we,

No, we went monday

oh, that's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So and today's Thursday,

I think this might be wet too.

Yeah.

I get that little trickle down the throat, you know, it's like, God damn it tickles

me too.

It's hard to scratch an itch in your throat, you know?

Oh damn

. Dad: That didn't last a minute.

No it didn't it.

But can we do another

Yeah, that one, like there's a bit of a head buzz, but it it, it's

not like, Is this the same mm-hmm.

. Oh shit.

Had that much paper.

It's like a little wing.

Well, it's just the end of the J.

You burn it off and then I know.

Go from there.

I know it's.

Well, we can get some sound effects.

Asmr,

watch your hair.

You're gonna cut your

hair.

My hand.

Shut up.

That's pretty cool.

Watching it just like find

its way slowly.

It finds its.

Burns down to the bud.

Granddaddy,

what's the other half of that?

Granddaddy?

What?

Granddaddy Purple.

We've done some other purple strains.

I, I, I have had it in a vape.

That's kind of the OG side of things.

Purple old, old guy Weed.

I'd like to stumble across somebody growing Gainesville Green was

some of the best grown weed.

Yeah, I mean, the chances of

in america for sure, fuck there's and overseas, very likely.

And it wouldn't surprise me if it's still being produced because there was a huge

market for Gainesville Green back in a.

So surely, even though it was illegal.

Mm-hmm.

blah.

What'd you do?

I somehow did you hit a bunch of fucking weed in my

mouth.

Did you hit the other end?

No.

And so somehow not burn your tongue.

It was like little bits of little bits of.

I don't know.

I wasn't hitting it that hard.

Ge

hardly going yet.

Even

I know!

Don't relight it just little baby bumps.

Oh fuck,

you're getting light.

Light ends that way.

I know.

It's like blasting my throat.

So take it in your mouth and roll it out your.

You know what I mean?

Oh, I could do that.

If it's frying your lungs just small, hit into the mouth and

then exhale it through the noses.

It still hits your, your receptors there.

Well, more receptors and your nasals super high receptor, I would think.

Okay.

This one tastes good like that, like straight through the nose.

Well, otherwise, uh, those light ends stick to your lungs when you inhale it.

Mm-hmm.

, they evaporate into your lung tissue, absorbs it, you know, it's like

a sponge or something, I guess.

I'd have to look that up.

Yeah.

If we get a telescope, we'll have to do infrared and it'd be

so cool to have a big ass telescope

right here.

Yeah.

How much can we.

Observe from here

a lot.

I've seen people just with,

I mean, although I guess that is a pretty big span of sky in front of, yeah,

we'd be able to see some galaxies from here.

That's cool as shit.

Do some trick photography.

Did you astrophotography weed growing on a planet or something?

Look,

Photoshop it.

Photoshop it though.

Photoshop, the weed grow like the freaking grows on another planet.

You know, I said that shit was out of this world.

Snoop's dream was up there.

That's some of the best.

I think that takes, like my new top spot was, it was Snoop's dream.

I don't

remember the,

We're gonna need a bigger column sheet for top spots.

We got 35 in there.

Uh, yeah, we do . We do have a lot.

We have a lot of favorites.

Well, we've had a lot of ones I know that we've just been like, whatever about

We're top shelfers.

We're not slummers.

Sometimes.

I mean, some We do like the top shelf shit

though.

Well, if you're gonna smoke, might as well smoke.

Good shit.

Why smoke crappy shit?

My doctor literally told me that.

He's like, you smokin' good shit?

And I was like,

Did he say shit?

Yes.

He literally,

Gets home and wraps him a hog leg.

And on the patio with Mama.

I, I was like,

So what do you think about that for my arthritis?

And he's like, You smoking good shit?

And I'm like, Of course.

He's like, All right then.

Yeah,

I wonder who coined that for the first time.

Man.

This is some good shit.

Good shit.

Oh.

Probably the first two dudes that smoked a joint had

to say something like that.

Let's see.

You know, fucked up.

This is some good shit.

I feel like that'd be from a stoner.

It just sounds like the origin, like stony origin.

Well, everybody gets different when they're high, you know, stoned indicators.

It's like with me, what would be my number one stoned indicator?

Sometimes, I don't know.

I would say, I mean, on the average, on the average, I'd say one of yours

is when you have, when I can't really understand what the frick you're talking

about, within like two sentences.

I'm like, Wait, what?

? Well, I'm like, Oh,

, Dad: you have to realize

I know.

Well, when I'm talking about one out loud, I've got it 35 in my brain.

Talking at the same time.

So trying to get out, it's like pinball, ping bling, bing, bing, bing, bing,

bing.

B

shit.

, Dad: ping, ping.

Play pinball in a hundred years.

Give me a real earth magnet so I could, up to the glass and tick ticking dinging.

2 million point clicker.

Bing, bing, b bing, bing.

It's fun though.

Even if, even if you're not like great at, it's still, it's energizing, you know?

There's sounds now it's a game

of skill.

Yeah.

You're required to react and, um,

It's really overstimulating though.

It's a lot of shit going on.

It's kind of overstimulating too.

Pinball?

Yeah.

Cuz all of a sudden you're like, well this is a lot of shit going on and

there's lights and sounds and you hit the fricking thing and smells of the arcade.

I like all your

senses are just,

I have the skills to throw a curve ball so that pinball.

goes

What??

Like that movie where they were assassins and they went,

the bullet went by the person.

Angelo Lean.

Angelina?

Jolie??

Angela.

Jolene.

Who?

That movie she did.

Billy Bob Thornton's old lady.

I said Angelina Jolie.

That's her name.

Oh, Angelina.

What did I say?

Angela?

Jolene

? Dad: You knew who I was talking about.

I did know who you were talking.

about

You know.

Where.

They had to, the kid had to learn how his father was an assassin.

I don't

They were laughing at him and he equipped all these rats,

a garbage truck full of rats, and he had wired bombs on 'em.

What??

Like three minute time or so?

Okay.

I feel like I've never, I feel I've never seen this.

And the black dude, uh, he does, Oh, what's his name?

He's done a lot of movies.

What was that cop movie?

He was a detective and Brad Smith or whatever,

Brad Pitt ? Pit,

his wife was pregnant and the guy cut her head off and

Oh, what was the guy's name?

He played God in

Morgan Freeman?

Morgan Freeman

. Kayt: Okay.

As soon as you said that, cuz his voice such a good voice.

Brad Smith.

What the fuck?

I don't know.

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt.

You got them like so *laughing*.

That was pretty good.

I was, but I still knew

who you were talking about.

You knew who I was talking about Morgan Freeman, but I don't know why.

I don't know.

I can't remember what reminded me why she brought that up.

I got too far past my topic.

Pinballs, You were curve balling A pinball.

That's how we got there.

In the assassin movie, they could shoot a bullet at you and

it would curve.

Curve around you.

Like a baseball.

You can throw a baseball and it curves a.

Ain't going to do that.

No.

It wouldn't surprise me if there's some punks across America shot

each other thinking they could get a throw a curve in the bullet.

I walk with that movie, they were all assassins.

It was a pretty good flick.

I mean,

but they had this loom.

The factory was this big loom.

And in the loom, supposedly it was like a computer program thing, but

it was a loom that the print that was in a loom was language hits.

It would be a name.

Who do you kill?

This guy?

This.

Oh, Assassinations.

And Morgan Freeman wanted to take control of all that.

He wanted to be, He was the.

It was supposed to be a random selection of people based on their lives.

You know, do they deserve to keep living or should they be assassinated?

Huh?

Maybe that was the name of the movie, The Assassins.

I mean, that would make sense.

But yeah, the kids wired all these rats with explosives and wrist

watches and turned them loose in the facility where all the assassins lived.

It was like this old factory.

Why a fabric factory where they made fabric from string yarn, whatever, Right?

Yeah.

That's with looms

where it just,

it sounds so familiar, but so unfamiliar.

10 years, maybe 12.

Look it up.

It might not be that long ago.

Yeah.

You'll be able to analyze the footage and catch up with my conversations.

This one's like

it's burning a bit slower than the other one too.

This lighter's almost out.

Yeah, that one in one of the greens.

That's a green, isn't it?

Yeah.

Oh, I have the other,

Yeah, this is a green.

Didn't you get like three green ones

on Monday?

Yeah, I have a fresh one in my pocket.

Okay.

And I think this was one of the

old ones actually,

that one was older than this green one, or that green one's younger than.

This is low too.

Yeah.

So when they go out, when they're burned dead.

I don't think you got it lit.

No.

I was like, wait, what the fuck?

It just like was out.

The airflow's kind of off on it.

Well, it's burning a very.

It's normal ember, I guess.

It's like there's too much air flow or too much space.

Well, better you draw air than choke down or burn your lung out.

Yeah, that's true.

Didn't the snoop burn you?

I think, right at the very end of our second joint

where that was really more a miss, a miss bump incorrectly bumped the joint.

Oh yeah.

That was user error.

That was all me.

User error.

That's the word.

Yeah, that was, I, I fucked it up.

I hit way too hard right at the end and it almost put the freaking thing out.

What do you mean user arrow?

You error.

error.

You're smokin' dope.

Well, the error is my throat got scorched.

Yeah, it's never too risky to pay attention.

I mean, it seems like obvious advice.

Oh my God.

Oh.

It was like deep down.

I

was from below, Land

lowest corner of my lung.

There's a little bit left, but it's getting kind of

janky, like weird to smoke.

It's like it just wants to fall out.

It's still got a bit of smoking in it.

Yeah, this is a moderate burning weed too.

To,

Doesn't go too fast.

Damn.

Oh, this rain man

there is so much rain today.

They said fairly heavy rain too.

Like I gotta see how much fucking rain was there today.

So this weather app that I use right now, it says, Abandon all Hope ye

who venture out into this weather.

Water brings life except for when I'm drowning you with it.

That's what it felt like today.

So what would you call a six sided object?

Six is, So five is a Pentagon, six is a he hexagon?

You know what I mean?

Where you got one triangle, two triangles, three triangles

Yeah,

you could go 3, 6, 9, 12.

I think it's Hexagon

but there's names polyolyogerolon or something.

Polygon?

Five sides?

Pentagon.

Pentagon.

Five sides

is five sides.

That's a Chrysler em emblem.

I wonder why the government didn't sue them for.

Copyright or trademark.

What?

Okay, but who,

because of the name

whose Pentagon was first,

the Pentagon building,

but whose was first

the shape?

I'm sure.

The shape was first,

was before the building.

Yes, of course.

And they built the building out the shape.

Yes,

of course the shape was first, but, no one had the first shape.

And really the Pentagon is I think, pretty much a giant

facility for hard documentation.

I mean, it kind of makes sense.

The originals, in other words that aren't redacted, all

documents can't be redacted.

Where are all the documents

facility stored, preserved?

Yeah.

Our best technology, we use our best efforts to keep the history available.

See, that's gonna be the problem with all this electronics.

Everything will shut down.

Literally things you should be doing, we should be doing ourselves.

We're not doing technology's doing it for us.

I think there are certain things that we should

definitely keep doing ourselves.

Can I think of those examples right now?

No.

But

we should make vinyl copies of all our shows

that would take up so much freaking room.

Depends on how fast you turn and

vinyl.

Gets get, can get ruined so easily.

That's the problem with the, a lot of these analog methods is

you need very good temperature controlled climate control storage.

That's expensive.

Well know

why don't people, why don't we write using calligraphy anymore?

Why did we write that way?

Maybe it has to do with the evolution of letters.

Like maybe it was closer to other letters then, or ah, or images, or, I

have no fucking idea.

Like Roman numbers or Roman numbers are letters.

No, they're not.

Yeah, here they are.

They're eyes and X.

There's like X is 10.

I is one V, V is five

the iv

and then there're different, It's four.

No, I,

iv.

IV together.

IV is four.

Right?

And then V is five.

V one is six V, one v I, I.

Uh huh.

Then v i i, I, I,

I, I would

be eight.

Yeah.

So five and vv.

So VV is 10.

Well, they would, they would just use X cuz I think X is 10.

Well, IV plus I.

I mean, Yeah.

Or if you do v I v

I think, I wonder how many different letters they actually

use in that system of numbers.

Um, I mean it's, you know, talk to me why, what.

Choose that instead of numerals, they chose letters.

Yeah, and like M is 1000

D, I think.

I don't know.

There's a lot of letters.

0 1 1, 0, 1.

I don't know what that says.

Or spells, but I'm sure it spells something.

I'm sure it's something.

I'm getting cold now.

It's the wet creepin' in.

It says it's 41.

It says it's 42, but it feels like 38.

That's ridiculously stupid.

For that to be occurring, it should be 80.

It's the weather.

Pbbt not 80.

No.

Wouldn't that be great?

80 in a nice,

I don't want 80 at night time.

Alright.

70 in a nice, clear sky.

Or partially clouded with that would be nice.

Light showers sporadically occurring.

Yeah,

that could be co.

A little bit of a breeze.

I can't recall if a witness lightning here.

I don't think I have.

I have before for sure.

But it's rare.

It's rare.

Just the weather doesn't always get like the conditions for lightning.

Whoa, that's pretty close.

Fire rescue for automobile.

Damn.

I don't know.

I don't know how wide it is to the other side of the woods.

There not that big.

It's not that wide.

At this part here, it's not that wide.

Ah.

It's raining so much.

Yeah

it has begun.

Ask Jeeves

no fucking Jeeves

Jeeves.

What's the content of an average raindrop droplet?

What's the ingredients of an average rain droplet?

Do people even use Jeeves and

in Washington

You're talking about Google.

Damn I'm cold.

Well, how you want to wrap it up then?

I don't know.

We gotta think of something.

Something.

Oh yeah, we can say, cuz it's our, it's our first one at least this time.

We don't have to say every time we have social media accounts,

our Twitter and our Instagram.

and our Facebook, is fam potluck.

The username is fam potluck.

Our website, is also fam potluck.com.

We have family potluck on TikTok.

I think

What's TikTok?

Oh my gosh.

All right, well we can talk about

what

I got birds nesting in my beard.

Come on.

I know

I'm an old dude.

Technology's changed a bit.

TikTok.

TikTok is, is like really short videos, although they're kind of longer now.

Two to 10 minutes, but most of the videos started off as like 15 seconds of just

like the fastest, you know, like little dance or like little scene or little how

to video, like anything you can think of.

Music.

Text messaging, converted into video.

Video.

I mean kind,

I guess.

Same amount of time consumed.

No, I mean, same.

Okay,

well, I'll have to show it to you.

I can show you TikTok, but we are family potluck on TikTok.

There's nothing on any of these platforms.

We haven't even written anything, but those are our socials fampotluck.com.

You'll get all the links.

We don't have to do that every time now.

Everybody should

knows we should have a.

link to all that information.

And when they click on the symbol, it's gotta be a symbol that makes 'em click.

They got like, Oh, I got, What's that?

I got?

Hmm.

Click bait.

Click bait.

Get people to click.

Exactly.

You want to draw some ridiculous phrase.

Who is Brad Smith and Angela Jolene.

Jo Link.

Jo Link.

That's what you called her.

Okay.

We've done our outro.

We don't have to do that every time.

Do what?

Our outro.

This is our outro to end it.

Remember you were like, How do

we end it?

Oh.

Thanks everybody for listening in.

You know, this is our first show.

I hope it was a success to your ears, and yeah.

Yeah.

Tune in next time.

Tune in next time.