Alabama Bama is back, y’all, and she’s spilling the tea on love, life, and all those “oops, I did it again” marriages! So, Britney Spears just dropped a wild truth bomb on IG, saying her marriage to Sam Ashgari was more of a distraction than a romance—kinda like Bama’s own love life! 😂 Bama's been married a bunch of times, too, and she can totally relate to that “what was I thinking?” vibe! From marrying Ricky Dale while serving some time to a romance that started thanks to a parasite from a Sonic pond (yeah, you heard that right), her stories are a riot! And just when you think it couldn’t get crazier, she’s gotta rescue Verna from a cattle guard—talk about multitasking! Grab your snacks and get ready to laugh; this episode is packed with juicy bits and hilarious shenanigans!
Britney Spears just dropped a doozy on Instagram, claiming her marriage to Sam Ashgari was more of a distraction than a real deal, and hey, can we blame her? Haystack, ever the jokester, brings on our favorite wild card, Alabama Bama, to unpack this emotional mess. Bama totally gets it, sharing her own experiences of marriage being a way to cope rather than a fairy tale.
With stories that sound like they’re straight out of a sitcom, Bama opens up about marrying Ricky Dale while doing time—talk about a plot twist! And let’s not forget her hilarious tale of Wilmer, who was just a way to escape her woes from that pesky parasite she picked up from a Sonic pond. Seriously, the doctor prescribed ivermectin and tartar sauce—like, who does that? The banter between Haystack and Bama is electric, filled with puns, laughs, and a whole lot of ‘did they really just say that?’ vibes.
Just when we think the stories can’t get any better, Bama gets a call about Verna stuck in a cattle guard, leaving us all in stitches. This episode is a laugh riot, showcasing the quirky side of love and life, and reminding us that sometimes, distractions can lead to the best stories. So buckle up, folks! This episode is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Takeaways:
Bama spills the tea on her past marriages, claiming they were just distractions—who knew love could be so chaotic?
Haystack and Bama share a laugh about Britney's drama, showing us that life can be a wild ride, especially in the romance department!
Bama's marriage to Ricky Dale was timed perfectly with her inmate number—now that’s what I call a match made in... well, prison?
Bama's story about a parasite from a Sonic pond is a wild reminder to think twice before diving into questionable waters!
Verna's latest cattle guard misadventure has Bama on the run—because nothing says 'I love you' like greasing someone out of a jam!
The episode wraps up with some classic Haystack humor, proving that even the craziest stories can make us laugh and bond over shared absurdities!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack.
Speaker A:
And Britney Spears just recently dropped an emotional bombshell on Instagram, calling her short lived marriage to Sam Ashgari a fake distraction, saying that she was estranged from her sons.
Speaker A:
She'd been cut off from calling or texting them for three full years.
Speaker A:
And she said the marriage was more of a coping mechanism than a true connection.
Speaker A:
And my good friend Bama from rural Alabama has been married a bunch and she joins us on the phone.
Speaker A:
And Bama, I'm guessing that.
Speaker A:
That you can kind of relate to that a little bit, can't you?
Speaker B:
Oh, honey, I get it.
Speaker B:
Most of my marriages were just distractions, too.
Speaker B:
Shoot.
Speaker B:
I married Ricky Dale just to distract myself while I wasn't doing time.
Speaker A:
Well, now that does not sound romantic at all, Bama.
Speaker B:
Well, it kind of was.
Speaker B:
My inmate number ended in 41 2.
Speaker B:
So we got married on April 12th.
Speaker B:
Ain't that just the sweetest thing?
Speaker A:
Okay, I guess so.
Speaker B:
And then there was Wilmer.
Speaker B:
Don married him just to take my mind off that internal parasite that I got from swimming in the retention pond behind the Sonic.
Speaker B:
The doctor said it was the first time he had ever prescribed ivermectin and tartar sauce.
Speaker A:
Oh, no.
Speaker A:
Goodness, I. I have so many questions, and I don't think I want any answers.
Speaker B:
Oh, don't we all, sugars?
Speaker B:
Anyway, I could go on and on about all my nuptials, but, well, I can't because Verna keeps a calling me.
Speaker B:
She done got herself stuck in the cattle guard again, so I gotta go grease her up and pull her out again.
