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[18+] “Intense Research” by Scribbles Monhagen (part 1 of 2, read by Ta'kom)
9th October 2024 • The Voice of Dog • Rob MacWolf and guests
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[18+] When an assignment has Nigel meet and interview his first vampire, he finds himself growing more and more intrigued about how he feeds.

Tonight’s story is the first of two parts of “Intense Research” by Scribbles Monhagen, who is just as surprised as you are that they wrote another lewd story. They are the author of Downward Dog as well as various other stories.  You can find more of their stories on their personal blog’s works published page. 

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focus.

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always

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had

few:

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few:

bit

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few:

overactive

few:

imagination.

few:

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be

few:

fine.

few:

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hoped he’d

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fine.
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up

few:

his

few:

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few:

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few:

and

few:

took

few:

a

few:

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few:

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few:

to

few:

relax

few:

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nerves.

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few:

place.

few:

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phone

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his

few:

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and

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few:

had

few:

shared

few:

his

few:

location

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with

few:

at

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few:

three

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friends.

few:

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few:

was

few:

going

few:

to

few:

be

few:

okay.
The

few:

door

few:

to

few:

the

few:

coffee

few:

shop

few:

opened,

few:

drawing

few:

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few:

attention.

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few:

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few:

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few:

could

few:

see

few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

gray

few:

hoodie.
Nigel

few:

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few:

them

few:

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few:

up

few:

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few:

the

few:

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few:

and

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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bar.
Nigel

few:

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few:

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few:

and

few:

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few:

to

few:

his

few:

notebook

few:

so

few:

it

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wouldn’t

few:

seem

few:

like

few:

he

few:

was

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staring.

few:

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few:

this

few:

be “Chad?”

few:

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few:

had

few:

nothing

few:

to

few:

identify

few:

the

few:

vampire

few:

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few:

besides

few:

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stereotypes.
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despite

few:

it

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being

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around

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four

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in

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afternoon.

few:

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few:

he

few:

could

few:

mark

few:

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few:

sensitivity

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to

few:

sunlight

few:

as

few:

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few:

real

few:

vampire

few:

trait.

few:

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few:

turned

few:

to

few:

the

few:

page

few:

in

few:

his

few:

spiral

few:

that

few:

was

few:

labeled

few:

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few:

and

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few:

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few:

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few:

his

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bag.
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few:

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few:

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few:

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by

few:

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few:

shadow.
Nigel’s

few:

pencil

few:

stopped

few:

moving

few:

and

few:

his

few:

gaze

few:

slowly

few:

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few:

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source

few:

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few:

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few:

shadow.
The

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

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few:

even

few:

more

few:

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few:

Nigel

few:

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few:

as

few:

he

few:

stared

few:

up

few:

into

few:

the

few:

hood.

few:

He

few:

could

few:

make

few:

out

few:

the

few:

lines

few:

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few:

a

few:

muzzle,

few:

possibly

few:

canine?
The

few:

figure

few:

removed

few:

big,

few:

gloved

few:

paws

few:

from

few:

their

few:

pocket

few:

and

few:

lifted

few:

them

few:

to

few:

the

few:

hood.
Nigel

few:

watched

few:

as

few:

the

few:

hood

few:

was

few:

pulled

few:

down

few:

to

few:

reveal

few:

the

few:

chestnut

few:

brown

few:

fur

few:

of

few:

a

few:

German

few:

Shepherd

few:

head.
“Tsup!”

few:

The

few:

canine

few:

smiled

few:

down

few:

at

few:

him.
Nigel

few:

blinked, “Hi…”

few:

He

few:

tilted

few:

his

few:

head. “Um…

few:

Are

few:

you—”
“The

few:

Ultimate

few:

Chad?”

few:

He

few:

chuckled

few:

and

few:

lifted

few:

up

few:

the

few:

back

few:

of

few:

his

few:

hoodie

few:

so

few:

his

few:

tail

few:

could

few:

be

few:

free

few:

again. “Yeah.

few:

And

few:

I am

few:

assuming

few:

you’re

few:

the

few:

lucky

few:

journalism

few:

student?”
“Nigel.”

few:

He

few:

stood

few:

to

few:

his

few:

feet

few:

and

few:

offered

few:

his

few:

paw

few:

for

few:

a

few:

handshake.
Chad

few:

looked

few:

Nigel

few:

up

few:

and

few:

down, “Look

few:

at

few:

you.

few:

You’re

few:

fun-sized,

few:

aren’t

few:

you!”

few:

His

few:

tail

few:

wagged.

few:

He

few:

took

few:

Nigel’s

few:

paw,

few:

closed it

few:

into

few:

a

few:

fist,

few:

then

few:

offered

few:

his

few:

own. “Pound

few:

it,

few:

lil

few:

man!”
Nigel

few:

awkwardly

few:

looked

few:

at

few:

his

few:

fist,

few:

then

few:

pushed

few:

it

few:

against

few:

the

few:

canine’s. “Okay?”
Chad

few:

grinned,

few:

making

few:

his

few:

fist

few:

explode

few:

with

few:

sound

few:

effects. “Noice!”
Nigel

few:

chuckled

few:

nervously, “You’ve

few:

got

few:

some

few:

interesting

few:

energy.”

few:

He

few:

sat

few:

back

few:

down.
“What

few:

can

few:

I

few:

say

few:

man,”

few:

Chad

few:

pulled

few:

out

few:

the

few:

chair

few:

across

few:

from

few:

Nigel

few:

and

few:

plopped

few:

down

few:

into

few:

it. “Never

few:

been

few:

interviewed

few:

before.

few:

I am

few:

kinda psyched!”

few:

He

few:

slouched

few:

in

few:

the

few:

chair. “So,

few:

like,

few:

how

few:

are

few:

we

few:

doing

few:

this?”
Nigel

few:

shifted

few:

in

few:

his

few:

seat

few:

and

few:

flipped

few:

to

few:

the

few:

first

few:

page

few:

of

few:

his

few:

spiral

few:

notebook. “Well,

few:

this

few:

interview

few:

is

few:

for

few:

my

few:

journalism

few:

class,

few:

and—”
“Aw, sick!”

few:

Chad

few:

sat

few:

up

few:

a

few:

little

few:

straighter. “You

few:

working

few:

to

few:

be

few:

the

few:

next

few:

Lois

few:

Lane?”

few:

His

few:

ears

few:

dropped

few:

and

few:

he

few:

tilted

few:

his

few:

head

few:

in

few:

confusion,

few:

then

few:

his

few:

shoulders

few:

tensed

few:

up. “Aw

few:

shit.

few:

Wait,

few:

I

few:

never

few:

asked

few:

for

few:

your

few:

pronouns.

few:

Sorry,

few:

lil

few:

dude.”
“Oh.

few:

Um,

few:

it’s

few:

cool.

few:

I

few:

go

few:

by

few:

he/him.”
“Same,

few:

man.”

few:

He

few:

relaxed. “Sorry.

few:

I

few:

just

few:

like

few:

to

few:

affirm

few:

who

few:

folks

few:

are

few:

and

few:

help ‘em

few:

feel

few:

super

few:

comfortable

few:

around

few:

me.”
“How

few:

kind

few:

of

few:

you.”

few:

Nigel

few:

bit

few:

his

few:

lip.

few:

This

few:

guy

few:

was

few:

kind

few:

of

few:

a

few:

silly

few:

oaf.

few:

Real

few:

frat

few:

boy

few:

energy.

few:

He

few:

really

few:

hoped

few:

that

few:

this

few:

guy

few:

would

few:

be

few:

able

few:

to

few:

take

few:

this

few:

seriously.

few:

He

few:

needed

few:

to

few:

get

few:

a

few:

good

few:

grade

few:

on

few:

this

few:

assignment.
He

few:

looked

few:

across

few:

the

few:

table,

few:

meeting

few:

the

few:

inquisitive

few:

gaze

few:

of

few:

the

few:

German

few:

Shepherd

few:

across

few:

from

few:

him.

few:

His

few:

unwavering

few:

eye contact

few:

startled

few:

Nigel. “Wh-What?

few:

Do

few:

I

few:

have

few:

something

few:

on

few:

my

few:

face?”
Chad

few:

shook

few:

his

few:

head. “Oh,

few:

naw.

few:

You just

few:

never

few:

finished

few:

what

few:

you

few:

were

few:

saying

few:

before.

few:

About

few:

your

few:

paper.”
Huh.

few:

Chad

few:

was

few:

bringing

few:

him

few:

back

few:

on

few:

track.

few:

Maybe

few:

this

few:

interview

few:

was

few:

going

few:

to

few:

go

few:

well

few:

after

few:

all. “Oh!

few:

Yeah!”

few:

Nigel

few:

smiled

few:

at

few:

Chad,

few:

then

few:

took

few:

another

few:

sip

few:

of

few:

his

few:

drink. “So…

few:

I am

few:

just

few:

going

few:

to

few:

ask

few:

you

few:

a

few:

few

few:

questions

few:

about…

few:

being

few:

a

few:

vampire

few:

and all that.”
“Oh,

few:

shit.”

few:

Chad

few:

sat

few:

up,

few:

the

few:

corners

few:

of

few:

his

few:

muzzle

few:

quirked

few:

down

few:

into

few:

a

few:

frown. “I’m

few:

not

few:

a

few:

vampire

few:

though.”
Nigel’s

few:

eyes

few:

widened

few:

and

few:

he

few:

could

few:

feel

few:

his

few:

heart

few:

drop

few:

into

few:

his

few:

stomach. “What?”

few:

He

few:

spoke

few:

with

few:

a

few:

soft

few:

growl

few:

lacing

few:

his

few:

words. “What

few:

do

few:

you

few:

mean

few:

you’re

few:

not?”
Chad’s

few:

muzzle

few:

broke

few:

into

few:

a

few:

smile. “I’m

few:

just

few:

fucking

few:

with you!

few:

Gosh,

few:

loosen

few:

up

few:

a

few:

little.”

few:

He

few:

smirked

few:

at

few:

Nigel. “You’re

few:

way

few:

too

few:

tense. Just relax,

few:

and

few:

let’s have

few:

some

few:

fun

few:

with

few:

this. ‘Kay?”     Nigel

few:

let

few:

out

few:

a

few:

sigh

few:

of

few:

relief.

few:

If

few:

this

few:

guy

few:

could

few:

sense

few:

his

few:

tension,

few:

maybe

few:

he

few:

needed

few:

to

few:

let

few:

some

few:

of

few:

it

few:

go. “I’m

few:

sorry.

few:

I’m

few:

just

few:

nervous.

few:

This

few:

class

few:

is

few:

part

few:

of

few:

my

few:

degree

few:

and

few:

I

few:

just…

few:

need

few:

to

few:

do

few:

as

few:

perfect

few:

of

few:

a

few:

job

few:

as

few:

I

few:

can.”
“Are

few:

you

few:

tryin’

few:

to

few:

impress

few:

me?”

few:

Chad

few:

rested

few:

his

few:

arms

few:

on

few:

the

few:

table. “Because

few:

you’re

few:

already

few:

doing

few:

a

few:

pretty

few:

good

few:

job

few:

at

few:

that.

few:

You

few:

look

few:

real

few:

professional.”
Nigel

few:

looked

few:

away. “I-I am

few:

just

few:

dressing

few:

the

few:

part.”

few:

He

few:

couldn’t help

few:

but

few:

smile.

few:

That

few:

was

few:

really

few:

sweet

few:

of

few:

him. “But

few:

if

few:

we

few:

could

few:

go

few:

ahead

few:

and

few:

start?”
“Yeah,

few:

of

few:

course.”

few:

Chad

few:

rested

few:

his

few:

chin on

few:

his

few:

paw.
“Let’s

few:

start

few:

with

few:

an

few:

easy

few:

one.”

few:

Nigel

few:

clicked

few:

his

few:

pencil

few:

and

few:

smiled

few:

at

few:

Chad. “Why

few:

don’t

few:

you

few:

tell

few:

me

few:

about

few:

yourself.”
“So,

few:

my

few:

name

few:

is

few:

Chad

few:

St.

few:

Claire.

few:

I

few:

was born in 1989—”
“1989?” Nigel gasped, looking

few:

him

few:

up

few:

and

few:

down. “You’re

few:

in

few:

your

few:

thirties?”
“I

few:

know!”

few:

Chad

few:

flashed

few:

him

few:

a

few:

grin,

few:

then

few:

moved

few:

to

few:

take

few:

off

few:

his

few:

hoodie. “I

few:

mean,

few:

look

few:

at

few:

me.”

few:

He

few:

draped

few:

his

few:

hoodie

few:

over

few:

the

few:

chair

few:

and

few:

playfully

few:

flexed.

few:

He

few:

was

few:

wearing

few:

a

few:

gray

few:

tank

few:

top

few:

underneath,

few:

so

few:

Nigel

few:

could

few:

see

few:

his

few:

big

few:

brown-furred

few:

arms. “I

few:

still

few:

look

few:

like

few:

I

few:

did

few:

back

few:

in

few:

senior

few:

year!”
Nigel

few:

stared

few:

at

few:

his

few:

muscles, “Whoa!”
Chad

few:

winked

few:

at

few:

him. “Yeah.

few:

Bet

few:

you

few:

didn’t

few:

think

few:

you’d

few:

get

few:

to

few:

see

few:

a

few:

gun

few:

show today,

few:

didja?”
Nigel’s

few:

shoulders

few:

shook

few:

as

few:

he

few:

tried

few:

to

few:

contain

few:

his

few:

laughter. “Stop!

few:

Oh

few:

my

few:

gosh,

few:

you’re

few:

so

few:

vain!”
Chad

few:

rolled

few:

his

few:

shoulders

few:

with

few:

a

few:

grunt

few:

and

few:

put

few:

his

few:

arms

few:

back

few:

on

few:

the

few:

table. “Yeah.

few:

Sorry.

few:

I’m

few:

just

few:

really

few:

proud

few:

of

few:

my

few:

arms.

few:

But

few:

most

few:

of

few:

the

few:

reason

few:

I

few:

look

few:

so

few:

young

few:

is

few:

because

few:

that’s

few:

when

few:

I

few:

was

few:

turned.”
Nigel

few:

let

few:

out

few:

a

few:

sigh

few:

as

few:

he

few:

finally

few:

got

few:

his

few:

giggles

few:

under

few:

control. “Okay.”

few:

He

few:

made

few:

notes

few:

on

few:

the

few:

first

few:

page as

few:

Chad

few:

talked.
“How

few:

old

few:

are

few:

you,

few:

Nigel?”
Nigel

few:

looked

few:

up

few:

at

few:

Chad

few:

and

few:

pursed

few:

his

few:

lips. “I

few:

turned

few:

twenty

few:

just

few:

a

few:

few

few:

weeks

few:

ago.”
“Oh

few:

cool!”

few:

Chad

few:

smiled.
“Yeah,

few:

I

few:

guess

few:

it

few:

is.”

few:

He

few:

cleared

few:

his

few:

throat

few:

and

few:

tried

few:

to

few:

redirect

few:

their

few:

conversation. “So,

few:

you

few:

were

few:

bitten

few:

in

few:

your

few:

senior

few:

year?”
“Oh!

few:

No.

few:

I

few:

wasn’t

few:

bitten.”

few:

Chad

few:

leaned

few:

forward

few:

to

few:

watch

few:

him

few:

scribble

few:

his

few:

notes

few:

down.
“How

few:

were

few:

you

few:

turned

few:

then?”

few:

Nigel

few:

looked

few:

up,

few:

and

few:

Chad

few:

leaned

few:

back

few:

in

few:

his

few:

chair,

few:

pretending

few:

that

few:

he

few:

wasn’t

few:

watching.
“Well,

few:

I

few:

was

few:

turned

few:

because

few:

I

few:

consumed

few:

my

few:

ex-girlfriend’s

few:

blood.”
Nigel

few:

noted

few:

that,

few:

for

few:

a

few:

split

few:

second,

few:

the

few:

canine

few:

looked

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

angry.
“So,

few:

you

few:

can

few:

turn

few:

from

few:

drinking a

few:

vampire’s

few:

blood?”
“Or

few:

being

few:

made

few:

to

few:

drink

few:

it…

few:

But

few:

yeah.”
Nigel

few:

wrote

few:

this

few:

information

few:

down,

few:

being

few:

as

few:

detailed

few:

as

few:

he

few:

could

few:

in

few:

his

few:

shorthand. “Interesting.

few:

So

few:

how

few:

long

few:

had

few:

it

few:

been

few:

then?

few:

Since

few:

you

few:

were turned,

few:

I

few:

mean.”
Chad

few:

leaned

few:

forward

few:

in

few:

his

few:

seat

few:

again. “Well,

few:

I

few:

was

few:

twenty-three.

few:

So

few:

I’d

few:

say

few:

a

few:

good

few:

eleven

few:

or

few:

twelve

few:

years?”
As

few:

Nigel

few:

looked

few:

up

few:

again,

few:

Chad

few:

leaned

few:

back.

few:

Nigel

few:

thought

few:

it

few:

was

few:

funny

few:

that

few:

the

few:

vampire

few:

was

few:

so

few:

intrigued

few:

with

few:

his

few:

writing.
A

few:

toothy

few:

grin

few:

lit

few:

up

few:

Chad’s

few:

face. “Heh.

few:

Sorry,

few:

you

few:

just

few:

have

few:

really

few:

nice

few:

handwriting.”
Nigel’s smile

few:

grew. “Thank

few:

you!”

few:

He

few:

looked

few:

back

few:

down

few:

at

few:

his

few:

paper. “You’re

few:

really

few:

nice.”
“I

few:

try

few:

to

few:

be.

few:

It’s

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

hard

few:

to

few:

make a

few:

good

few:

impression

few:

on

few:

people

few:

when

few:

they

few:

think

few:

you’re

few:

after

few:

their

few:

blood.”

few:

He

few:

looked

few:

over

few:

at

few:

the

few:

counter

few:

and

few:

jumped. “Oh

few:

shoot!

few:

My

few:

drink!”

few:

He

few:

almost

few:

fell

few:

as

few:

he

few:

tried

few:

to

few:

get

few:

out

few:

of

few:

his

few:

chair

few:

to

few:

go

few:

get

few:

his

few:

coffee.
Nigel

few:

took

few:

another

few:

sip

few:

of

few:

his

few:

coffee.

few:

He

few:

was

few:

starting

few:

to

few:

have

few:

fun

few:

with

few:

this

few:

interview.

few:

It

few:

was

few:

the

few:

opposite

few:

of

few:

everything

few:

he’d

few:

imagined

few:

it

few:

could

few:

be,

few:

and

few:

Chad

few:

didn’t

few:

seem

few:

to

few:

be

few:

a

few:

cut-and-dry

few:

vampire

few:

stereotype.
“Sorry!” Chad

few:

apologized

few:

as

few:

he

few:

sat

few:

back

few:

down

few:

in

few:

his

few:

seat,

few:

holding

few:

an

few:

iced

few:

coffee

few:

in

few:

his

few:

paws. “I

few:

forgot

few:

I

few:

ordered

few:

this.”
Nigel

few:

smiled. “Did

few:

you

few:

have

few:

a

few:

nice

few:

trip?”
Chad’s

few:

eyes

few:

got

few:

wide

few:

and

few:

his

few:

tail

few:

started

few:

to

few:

wag

few:

faster. “Well,

few:

look

few:

who

few:

just

few:

made

few:

a

few:

funny!”

few:

He

few:

rested

few:

his

few:

chin on

few:

his

few:

arms

few:

again. “But

few:

no, I

few:

definitely

few:

almost

few:

broke

few:

the

few:

chair.”

few:

He

few:

snorted.
“What

few:

kind of

few:

coffee

few:

did

few:

you

few:

get?”
“Oh.

few:

I

few:

got

few:

myself

few:

a

few:

little—”

few:

He

few:

lifted

few:

his

few:

head,

few:

took

few:

a

few:

sip

few:

of

few:

his

few:

coffee,

few:

then

few:

exaggerated

few:

a

few:

sigh. “—

few:

Iced

few:

Caramel

few:

Macchiato.”

few:

He

few:

flashed

few:

Nigel

few:

a

few:

grin. “What

few:

do

few:

you

few:

have?”
“Blueberry

few:

Mocha.”
Chad

few:

made

few:

a

few:

face, “Really?

few:

Does

few:

that

few:

taste

few:

good?”
“Does

few:

blood

few:

taste

few:

good?”

few:

Nigel

few:

countered,

few:

though

few:

he

few:

was

few:

more

few:

than

few:

ready

few:

to

few:

write

few:

Chad’s

few:

answer

few:

down.
“Touché,

few:

kitty

few:

cat.”

few:

Chad

few:

grinned. “But

few:

it

few:

tastes

few:

fine

few:

depending

few:

on

few:

the

few:

person.”
As

few:

Nigel

few:

looked

few:

down,

few:

he

few:

noticed

few:

Chad’s

few:

eyes

few:

looking

few:

him

few:

over

few:

and

few:

it

few:

made

few:

him

few:

shiver.

few:

He

few:

shook

few:

the

few:

weird

few:

feeling

few:

off

few:

and

few:

wrote

few:

down

few:

the

few:

information. “And

few:

I

few:

like

few:

the

few:

mixed

few:

taste

few:

of

few:

blueberry,

few:

chocolate,

few:

and

few:

coffee.”
“Seems

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

like

few:

an

few:

acquired

few:

taste,

few:

I

few:

guess.”
“Right

few:

back

few:

at

few:

you.”

few:

Nigel

few:

looked

few:

back

few:

up

few:

at

few:

Chad.
“You,

few:

uh…”

few:

Chad’s

few:

toothy grin

few:

had a

few:

bit

few:

of

few:

a

few:

nervous

few:

edge

few:

to

few:

it. “You’re

few:

pretty

few:

quick with

few:

that

few:

tongue,

few:

dude.”
“I

few:

suppose

few:

I

few:

am.”

few:

Nigel

few:

stared

few:

back

few:

at

few:

Chad,

few:

until

few:

the

few:

latter

few:

looked

few:

down

few:

at

few:

his

few:

coffee.
“Maybe

few:

we

few:

should…

few:

continue.”

few:

Chad

few:

took

few:

a

few:

deep

few:

breath

few:

and

few:

looked

few:

back

few:

up. “Sorry

few:

about

few:

that.

few:

I

few:

just…

few:

um.”
Nigel

few:

raised

few:

an

few:

eyebrow.

few:

Was

few:

he

few:

making

few:

Chad

few:

uncomfortable?

few:

Or

few:

was

few:

it

few:

something

few:

else? “Oh,

few:

right.

few:

No,

few:

you’re

few:

fine.”

few:

He

few:

flipped

few:

to

few:

the

few:

next

few:

question

few:

in

few:

his

few:

book. “What

few:

do

few:

you

few:

think of

few:

the

few:

media’s

few:

depiction

few:

of

few:

vampires?”
Chad

few:

hummed, “Do

few:

you

few:

mean

few:

like

few:

classic

few:

movies?

few:

Or

few:

more

few:

modern

few:

stuff?”
“I’d

few:

love

few:

to

few:

know

few:

your

few:

opinions

few:

on

few:

both.”
“I

few:

mean,

few:

both

few:

are

few:

pretty

few:

imaginative.

few:

However,

few:

I

few:

think

few:

I

few:

like

few:

modern

few:

vampire

few:

movies

few:

better.

few:

They’re

few:

funny,

few:

have

few:

interesting

few:

concepts,

few:

and

few:

don’t

few:

always

few:

have

few:

the

few:

vampire as a

few:

villain.”
“Mhm…”

few:

He

few:

wrote

few:

down

few:

his

few:

notes

few:

and

few:

flipped

few:

the

few:

page. “And

few:

are

few:

you

few:

mostly

few:

nocturnal?”
“Eh…”

few:

Chad

few:

shrugged. “My

few:

sleep

few:

schedule

few:

still

few:

hasn’t

few:

really

few:

fixed

few:

itself

few:

from

few:

when

few:

I

few:

was

few:

in

few:

college.

few:

Sleep

few:

happens

few:

when

few:

I

few:

want

few:

it

few:

to.

few:

Though,

few:

I

few:

do

few:

sometimes

few:

get

few:

more

few:

stuff

few:

done

few:

at

few:

night,

few:

like

few:

my

few:

workouts

few:

or my nightly

few:

runs

few:

through

few:

the

few:

park.”
Nigel

few:

scribbled

few:

down

few:

more

few:

notes,

few:

flipping

few:

the

few:

page

few:

again.

few:

This

few:

was

few:

more

few:

the

few:

type

few:

of

few:

interview

few:

he

few:

was

few:

expecting…

few:

It

few:

was…

few:

kind

few:

of

few:

boring. “And

few:

what

few:

happens

few:

when

few:

you

few:

step

few:

out

few:

into the

few:

sunlight?”
Chad

few:

cringed. “Painful

few:

and

few:

gnarly

few:

burns,

few:

dude.

few:

But

few:

luckily,

few:

I

few:

have

few:

my

few:

foolproof

few:

stuff

few:

every

few:

bit

few:

of

few:

myself

few:

under

few:

thick

few:

clothing

few:

plan

few:

that

few:

works.

few:

It’s a

few:

good

few:

thing

few:

light

few:

kills

few:

me,

few:

and

few:

heat

few:

doesn’t.

few:

Heat

few:

just

few:

makes

few:

me

few:

sweaty.”

few:

Chad

few:

grinned

few:

and

few:

flexed, “It’s

few:

great

few:

for

few:

my

few:

gains

few:

and

few:

means

few:

I

few:

get

few:

to

few:

drink

few:

more

few:

water.”
Nigel

few:

watched

few:

Chad

few:

flex and sighed. “Yeah,

few:

that

few:

is

few:

good.”

few:

The

few:

more

few:

the

few:

cat

few:

looked

few:

at

few:

him,

few:

the

few:

more

few:

Nigel’s

few:

mind

few:

started

few:

to

few:

picture

few:

the

few:

vampire

few:

in

few:

his

few:

head.

few:

All

few:

sweaty,

few:

leaning

few:

down

few:

over

few:

him

few:

with

few:

that

few:

smile,

few:

using

few:

his

few:

paw

few:

to

few:

lift

few:

his

few:

chin

few:

and

few:

lean

few:

down

few:

towards

few:

his

few:

neck…     “Dude.

few:

Nigel.”
Nigel

few:

jumped, “Yes!

few:

Sorry.

few:

Um…”

few:

He

few:

looked

few:

at

few:

the

few:

pencil

few:

in

few:

his

few:

paw. “Just

few:

got

few:

distracted.”
Chad

few:

lowered

few:

his

few:

arms

few:

and

few:

tilted

few:

his

few:

head. “You

few:

alright?”
Nigel

few:

nodded, “Mhmmm…”

few:

He

few:

squirmed

few:

a

few:

little

few:

in

few:

his

few:

seat. “Um…

few:

So

few:

where

few:

were

few:

we?”

few:

He

few:

flipped

few:

to

few:

the

few:

next

few:

page.
“So,”

few:

his

few:

eyes

few:

widened

few:

and

few:

his

few:

voice

few:

got

few:

a

few:

little

few:

hoarse

few:

as

few:

he

few:

read

few:

his

few:

next

few:

question. “H-How

few:

do

few:

you

few:

usually

few:

go

few:

about,

few:

like…”
Chad’s

few:

expression

few:

went

few:

from

few:

a

few:

worried

few:

one,

few:

to

few:

a

few:

more

few:

neutral

few:

one

few:

as

few:

he

few:

leaned

few:

forward

few:

to

few:

look

few:

at

few:

the

few:

question

few:

in

few:

Nigel’s

few:

notebook. “Oooooh!

few:

Bro,

few:

you

few:

want to

few:

know

few:

how

few:

I

few:

feed?”

few:

He

few:

looked

few:

toward

few:

the

few:

counter

few:

and

few:

reached

few:

up

few:

to

few:

scratch

few:

the

few:

back

few:

of

few:

his

few:

head. “Well,

few:

it’s

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

complicated.”
“Complicated

few:

how?”

few:

Nigel

few:

put

few:

his

few:

pencil

few:

down. “Like…

few:

do

few:

you

few:

kill

few:

the

few:

people

few:

you

few:

feast

few:

on?”
“No!

few:

I

few:

would

few:

never!”

few:

Chad

few:

winces. “I

few:

hate

few:

that

few:

word,

few:

feast.

few:

The

few:

way

few:

I

few:

usually

few:

do

few:

it

few:

works

few:

as

few:

a

few:

mutual

few:

exchange.

few:

I

few:

get

few:

their

few:

blood,

few:

and

few:

they…”

few:

His

few:

voice

few:

trailed

few:

off,

few:

and

few:

he

few:

started

few:

anxiously

few:

looking

few:

around

few:

the

few:

shop.
Nigel

few:

tilted

few:

his head, “They what?”
Chad sighed, turning to look

few:

at

few:

Nigel. “You

few:

know,

few:

maybe

few:

this

few:

wasn’t

few:

a

few:

good

few:

idea.

few:

It’s

few:

a

few:

whole

few:

can

few:

of

few:

worms,

few:

and

few:

you

few:

seem

few:

like

few:

such

few:

a

few:

sweet

few:

kitten—”
“If

few:

you

few:

don’t

few:

kill

few:

them,

few:

what

few:

do

few:

you

few:

do?”

few:

Nigel’s

few:

voice

few:

was

few:

firm

few:

as

few:

his

few:

curiosity

few:

started

few:

to

few:

get

few:

the

few:

better

few:

of

few:

him.

few:

Damn

few:

his

few:

feline

few:

nature.
Chad

few:

bit

few:

his

few:

lip,

few:

then

few:

gestured

few:

for

few:

him

few:

to

few:

come

few:

closer.
Nigel

few:

stood

few:

up

few:

from

few:

his

few:

chair

few:

and

few:

leaned

few:

over

few:

the

few:

table.

few:

He

few:

could

few:

feel

few:

Chad’s

few:

hot

few:

breath

few:

against

few:

his

few:

ear

few:

and

few:

cheek.

few:

His

few:

breath

few:

smelled

few:

like

few:

coffee…

few:

It

few:

was

few:

nice.

few:

Well,

few:

mostly

few:

nice.

few:

The

few:

dog’s

few:

hot

few:

breath

few:

also

few:

made

few:

his

few:

glasses

few:

fog

few:

up

few:

a

few:

little.
“So…

few:

I

few:

try

few:

to

few:

make

few:

things

few:

as

few:

pleasurable

few:

as

few:

possible

few:

when

few:

I

few:

feed.”

few:

He

few:

felt

few:

the

few:

shep’s

few:

fur

few:

rub

few:

against

few:

his

few:

cheek. “Very

few:

intimate.”
Nigel

few:

watched

few:

as

few:

Chad

few:

moved

few:

away

few:

and

few:

leaned

few:

back

few:

in

few:

his

few:

chair,

few:

and

few:

he

few:

slowly

few:

sat

few:

back in his chair. “Huh.”

few:

He took

few:

his

few:

glasses

few:

off

few:

and

few:

cleaned

few:

them

few:

with

few:

his

few:

shirt

few:

before

few:

putting

few:

them

few:

back

few:

on. “So

few:

you

few:

fuck them?”
Chad

few:

nodded, “Yep.

few:

Or

few:

vice-versa.”

few:

His eyes

few:

shifted

few:

around

few:

again

few:

as

few:

he

few:

tried

few:

to

few:

keep

few:

his

few:

voice

few:

low. “I

few:

ain’t picky.”
“And

few:

you

few:

just

few:

do

few:

this

few:

to

few:

anyone?”

few:

He

few:

took

few:

another

few:

sip

few:

of

few:

his

few:

coffee,

few:

trying

few:

to

few:

think

few:

of

few:

anything

few:

besides

few:

the

few:

images

few:

forming

few:

in

few:

his

few:

mind.
“Not

few:

anyone.

few:

Like,

few:

there’s

few:

consent

few:

and

few:

communication

few:

beforehand…”

few:

He

few:

frowned. “When

few:

I

few:

got

few:

turned,

few:

it

few:

fucking

few:

hurt

few:

and

few:

there

few:

was

few:

no

few:

warning.

few:

I

few:

don’t

few:

want

few:

to

few:

put

few:

anyone

few:

through

few:

that.”
“And

few:

people

few:

go

few:

for

few:

that?”

few:

Nigel

few:

had

few:

completely

few:

forgotten

few:

about

few:

the

few:

interview,

few:

his

few:

tail

few:

swishing

few:

behind

few:

him.
“Yeah.

few:

I have

few:

fed on friends, dates, my partner in yoga, and

few:

even one

few:

of

few:

the

few:

professors

few:

at

few:

your

few:

college.”

few:

He

few:

put

few:

his

few:

head

few:

down. “I am

few:

sorry,

few:

I

few:

shouldn’t

few:

be

few:

sharing

few:

all of

few:

this

few:

with

few:

you.”
His

few:

eyes

few:

flicked

few:

up

few:

to

few:

Nigel. “I

few:

mean,

few:

you’re

few:

not

few:

even

few:

writing

few:

any

few:

of

few:

this

few:

down.”
Nigel

few:

blinked

few:

and

few:

looked

few:

down

few:

at

few:

his

few:

pencil. “Huh…

few:

Yeah.”
Chad’s

few:

ears

few:

drooped

few:

and

few:

his

few:

eyes

few:

narrowed. “Shouldn’t

few:

you

few:

be

few:

writing

few:

this all

few:

down?”
Nigel

few:

didn’t

few:

move

few:

for

few:

his

few:

pencil. “Can

few:

I

few:

ask

few:

more

few:

about

few:

how

few:

you

few:

do

few:

it

few:

all?”
Chad’s

few:

eyes

few:

flicked

few:

as

few:

he

few:

searched

few:

Nigel’s

few:

eyes. “I

few:

mean…

few:

I

few:

could

few:

show

few:

you.

few:

But

few:

that’s

few:

like

few:

a

few:

huge

few:

step.

few:

Especially

few:

since

few:

I

few:

just

few:

met

few:

you.”
“Oh.”

few:

Nigel

few:

sucked

few:

in

few:

a

few:

breath

few:

of

few:

air.

few:

He

few:

felt

few:

foolish.

few:

He

few:

needed

few:

to

few:

curb

few:

his

few:

curiosity.

few:

Chad

few:

was

few:

growing

few:

uncomfortable.
“You’re

few:

right.

few:

I am

few:

so

few:

sorry.”

few:

He

few:

picked

few:

up

few:

his

few:

pencil

few:

again. “I

few:

just

few:

got

few:

curious.”

few:

He

few:

wrote

few:

some

few:

notes

few:

in

few:

his

few:

notebook,

few:

keeping

few:

the

few:

personal

few:

details

few:

Chad

few:

shared

few:

out.
“Curiosity

few:

usually

few:

kills

few:

the

few:

cat.”

few:

Chad

few:

chuckled

few:

softly. “You

few:

probably

few:

hear

few:

that

few:

a

few:

lot.”
“It’s

few:

a

few:

very

few:

common

few:

phrase.”

few:

Nigel

few:

swallowed,

few:

trying

few:

to

few:

put

few:

himself

few:

back

few:

in

few:

the

few:

mindset

few:

of

few:

work.
“I

few:

think

few:

it

few:

could

few:

be

few:

a

few:

good

few:

idea

few:

though…”
Nigel

few:

looked

few:

up

few:

at

few:

Chad. “What

few:

could

few:

be

few:

a

few:

good

few:

idea?”
“Showing

few:

you

few:

how

few:

I feed.”

few:

Chad

few:

gave

few:

him

few:

a

few:

small

few:

smile,

few:

then

few:

coughed to clear his

few:

throat. “For

few:

your

few:

interview,

few:

I

few:

mean…”
Nigel

few:

felt

few:

his

few:

heart

few:

beating

few:

in

few:

his

few:

chest. “Oh?”
“Yeah.

few:

Like,

few:

if

few:

it’s

few:

okay

few:

with

few:

you

few:

and

few:

all.

few:

I’d

few:

be

few:

psyched

few:

to

few:

show

few:

you.”

few:

Chad’s

few:

tail

few:

started

few:

wagging

few:

behind

few:

him.
“Oh!”

few:

Nigel

few:

felt

few:

his

few:

cheeks

few:

heat

few:

up

few:

and

few:

he

few:

closed

few:

his

few:

notebook. “Y-Yeah!

few:

Of

few:

course.

few:

For the

few:

research.”
Chad

few:

chuckled. “For

few:

the

few:

research.

few:

Totally

few:

for

few:

no

few:

other

few:

reason,

few:

right?”

few:

His

few:

chest

few:

puffed

few:

up. “It’s

few:

fine.

few:

I

few:

know

few:

I am

few:

sexy.”
“Yeah

few:

you

few:

are…”

few:

Nigel

few:

clapped

few:

his

few:

paws

few:

over

few:

his

few:

muzzle.

few:

Did

few:

he

few:

intend

few:

to

few:

say

few:

that

few:

out

few:

loud?

few:

Maybe

few:

a

few:

little

few:

bit.

few:

It

few:

wasn’t

few:

as

few:

if

few:

Chad

few:

was

few:

offended,

few:

right?
“Yeah,”

few:

Chad

few:

stood

few:

and

few:

walked

few:

over

few:

to

few:

Nigel’s side

few:

of

few:

the

few:

table,

few:

stopping

few:

next

few:

to

few:

his

few:

chair. “That

few:

was

few:

out

few:

loud,

few:

kitten.”

few:

He

few:

reached

few:

down,

few:

putting

few:

a

few:

paw

few:

on

few:

top

few:

of

few:

his

few:

head

few:

to

few:

scratch

few:

behind

few:

his

few:

ears.
It

few:

made

few:

Nigel

few:

squirm

few:

in

few:

his

few:

seat

few:

and

few:

shiver. “Mm…”

few:

The

few:

good

few:

spot.
Chad

few:

grinned,

few:

then

few:

turned

few:

to

few:

grab

few:

his

few:

hoodie. “You

few:

want

few:

to

few:

go

few:

now?”
Nigel

few:

nodded,

few:

and packed

few:

up

few:

his

few:

bookbag. “So

few:

do

few:

we

few:

just

few:

go

few:

straight

few:

to

few:

your

few:

place?”
“Not

few:

exactly.”

Nigel

few:

picked

few:

at

few:

the

few:

salad

few:

in

few:

his

few:

lap

few:

with

few:

a

few:

fork. “So,

few:

healthy

few:

food

few:

is

few:

better

few:

for

few:

this

few:

kind

few:

of

few:

thing?”

few:

They’d

few:

ordered

few:

salads

few:

from

few:

a

few:

grocer

few:

down

few:

the

few:

street,

few:

and

few:

were

few:

now

few:

sitting

few:

in

few:

Chad’s

few:

truck.

few:

Nigel

few:

thought

few:

it

few:

was

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

weird,

few:

but

few:

he

few:

didn’t

few:

complain.

few:

Chad

few:

bought

few:

him

few:

dinner.

few:

He’d

few:

picked

few:

himself

few:

out

few:

a

few:

salad

few:

with

few:

oven

few:

roasted

few:

turkey

few:

breast.
Chad

few:

shrugged,

few:

eating

few:

his

few:

own

few:

salad. “Kind

few:

of?

few:

I

few:

usually

few:

just

few:

use

few:

the

few:

rules

few:

for

few:

donating

few:

blood.”

few:

He

few:

smiled

few:

over

few:

at

few:

Nigel. “A

few:

huge

few:

issue

few:

I

few:

came

few:

across

few:

when

few:

I

few:

first

few:

got

few:

feasted

few:

on,

few:

was

few:

there

few:

was

few:

no

few:

before or

few:

aftercare.

few:

It

few:

was

few:

like...

few:

such

few:

intense

few:

vertigo.

few:

Your

few:

body

few:

needs

few:

resources

few:

to

few:

make

few:

new

few:

blood

few:

cells to

few:

replace

few:

the

few:

ones

few:

you lose.

few:

Eating

few:

healthier

few:

food

few:

and

few:

drinking

few:

plenty

few:

of

few:

water

few:

before

few:

and

few:

after

few:

helps

few:

you

few:

keep

few:

your

few:

energy.”
Nigel

few:

nodded. “Huh.”

few:

He

few:

ate

few:

a

few:

forkful

few:

of

few:

salad

few:

while

few:

glancing

few:

at

few:

the

few:

canine. “You’re

few:

pretty

few:

smart.”
“Nah,

few:

dude.”

few:

Chad’s

few:

ears

few:

slicked

few:

back. “I

few:

only

few:

know

few:

this

few:

shit

few:

because

few:

I

few:

did

few:

a

few:

lot

few:

of

few:

research

few:

when

few:

I

few:

first

few:

got

few:

turned.

few:

It

few:

was

few:

kinda

few:

weird

few:

because

few:

I

few:

wasn’t

few:

that

few:

invested

few:

in

few:

any

few:

of

few:

my

few:

classes.”
“Guess

few:

you

few:

had

few:

a

few:

reason

few:

to

few:

apply

few:

yourself.

few:

It’s

few:

a

few:

lot

few:

easier

few:

to

few:

trust

few:

someone

few:

who

few:

knows

few:

what

few:

they’re

few:

talking

few:

about.”
Chad

few:

turned

few:

to

few:

look

few:

at

few:

Nigel,

few:

his

few:

irises

few:

big

few:

and

few:

trembling. “You

few:

trust

few:

me?”     
Nigel

few:

looked

few:

away

few:

and

few:

chuckled

few:

nervously. “Whoa.

few:

That

few:

is

few:

an

few:

intense

few:

look.”
“Sorry.

few:

I-I

few:

just

few:

haven’t

few:

ever

few:

heard

few:

someone

few:

say

few:

that

few:

out

few:

loud.

few:

It

few:

really

few:

means

few:

a

few:

lot,

few:

dude.”
“Yeah…”

few:

Nigel

few:

kept

few:

eating

few:

his

few:

salad,

few:

trying

few:

to

few:

distract

few:

himself

few:

by

few:

looking

few:

around

few:

the

few:

interior

few:

of

few:

Chad’s

few:

truck.

few:

The

few:

windows

few:

were

few:

all

few:

tinted

few:

to

few:

an

few:

extreme,

few:

probably

few:

to

few:

keep

few:

Chad’s flesh

few:

safe

few:

when

few:

he

few:

had

few:

to

few:

drive

few:

in

few:

the

few:

morning.

few:

The

few:

car

few:

was

few:

a

few:

little

few:

messy,

few:

and

few:

mostly

few:

smelled

few:

like…

few:

him.

few:

Nigel

few:

had

few:

to

few:

restrain

few:

himself

few:

from

few:

taking

few:

a

few:

deep

few:

breath.
He

few:

could

few:

feel

few:

Chad’s

few:

eyes

few:

on

few:

him. “So…

few:

Can

few:

I

few:

ask

few:

what

few:

you’re

few:

hoping

few:

to

few:

get

few:

out

few:

of

few:

all

few:

this?

few:

Besides

few:

the

few:

interview

few:

and…

few:

you

few:

know…

few:

the

few:

surprise

few:

sexual

few:

encounter.”
Nigel

few:

tilted

few:

his

few:

head

few:

as

few:

he

few:

continued

few:

poking

few:

at

few:

his

few:

salad. “I’m

few:

not

few:

looking

few:

for

few:

anything, really.

few:

I just happened to get

few:

curious about

few:

it

few:

during

few:

the

few:

interview,

few:

and…

few:

well… It sounded

few:

appealing.”
“But like, it’s

few:

not

few:

a

few:

fetish type

few:

thing, right?”
Nigel’s

few:

gaze

few:

snapped

few:

to Chad. “What?

few:

No!

few:

I

few:

just

few:

met

few:

you!”
Chad’s

few:

chest

few:

fell

few:

and

few:

he

few:

looked

few:

a

few:

bit

few:

relieved. “Cool!”
“I am

few:

definitely

few:

curious

few:

about

few:

the

few:

context.”
Chad

few:

glanced

few:

at

few:

Nigel. “Yeah,

few:

figured

few:

you

few:

might

few:

be.

few:

I

few:

just

few:

have

few:

vampire

few:

movie

few:

fans

few:

saying

few:

all

few:

this

few:

creepy

few:

stuff

few:

online, and

few:

it

few:

was

few:

even

few:

worse

few:

back

few:

when

few:

I

few:

was

few:

a

few:

student.

few:

It’s

few:

not

few:

very

few:

hot.”
Nigel

few:

frowned,

few:

causing

few:

Chad

few:

to

few:

smile.
“It’s

few:

not

few:

too

few:

serious,

few:

little

few:

dude.”

few:

He

few:

lifted

few:

a

few:

paw

few:

and

few:

rested

few:

it

few:

on

few:

Nigel’s

few:

head.

few:

He

few:

started

few:

to

few:

gently

few:

scratch

few:

behind

few:

his

few:

ears.
Nigel

few:

squirmed

few:

and

few:

started

few:

to

few:

purr,

few:

squeezing

few:

his

few:

eyes

few:

shut.
“Aww…”

few:

Chad

few:

chuckled. “You’re

few:

fun,

few:

I

few:

like

few:

you.”
“Thanks…”

few:

Nigel

few:

grumbled as he

few:

continued

few:

purring. “Really

few:

glad

few:

to

few:

see

few:

you

few:

exploiting

few:

my

few:

head-scratch

few:

weakness.”
Chad

few:

stopped

few:

scratching.
Nigel

few:

opened

few:

his

few:

eyes. “You

few:

don’t

few:

have

few:

to

few:

stop!”
Chad

few:

was

few:

watching

few:

him

few:

intently.
Nigel

few:

met

few:

his

few:

gaze, “What’s

few:

wrong?”     
Chad

few:

shrugged. “I

few:

just…

few:

You

few:

know.

few:

The

few:

plan

few:

is

few:

to

few:

fuck

few:

you

few:

and

few:

drink your

few:

blood.

few:

But

few:

you

few:

don’t

few:

seem

few:

all

few:

that

few:

phased.

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