If you haven’t left your job and buggered of to China for a much larger, but probably less satisfying pay cheque, then pop in your headphones and get ready for the football funny. 15mins of satirical soccer sounds await you including: what WOULD happen if Messi signed for Manchester City; why its time we found a nice retirement home for the “Old Lady” of football; Howard Webb tries to bring back his favourite sci-fi show; we find out how Morgan Freeman likes his titties; and we learn how to make an Arsenal striker happy. Plus, as another week passes with papers full or stories about footballers behaving like right d**ks we seek out the games good guys. And mock some angry Arsenal fans. Again. #Winalot #TittySprinkles #MorganFreeman #TomCruise #Dogs #Juventus #PepGuardiola #ClaudioBravo #QuantumLeap #FA #Diving #WilfriedBony #MarcoVanBasten #dogs #AlexisSanchez #Arsenal #Gooners #ArsenalTV #MartenDeRoon On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.